Nothing special, right, Arty?
[A]: Nay, it's nice.
Nice, huh?
Let's take a ri--
Do it again.
NAy. That's enough.
Let's go take a ride, shall we? We have an unusual review today.
So the Medveds left their Tahoe with us to have their wheel fixed.
So why won't we take a ride in it, right?
[A]: Yes. Let's pump it up first.
And let's make another review. We have done one. Now let's do anothr one.
So we decided to shoot this unusual review.
We're going to the carwash. LOUD SOUND is gonna wash Medved's car.
Why is it so uneven? I mean, it's really titled to the right side.
We're gonna troll it up and down. I mean, really. It's tilted.
I don't know if you can hear me or no. There's one hell of an interference.
I feel like I'm going crazy. It's like binaural waves.
[A]: Like in the Hummer.
Like in the Hummer, right. For one, it's crazy uncomfy. For two, if Arty catches a single pothole --
[A]: I would break my neck.
He'd break his neck, lose control of the car, and then something could happen to me, too.
[A]: And then, SWAT would have to pay
For our lifelong treatment.
Let's not jinx it, okay? Whistles as fck.
[A]: The lithium is low. The Hummer gets the same. It's normal. For car like these, it is normal.
Normal, you say? It's driving me nuts.
So we have an HU here and an HU here. But this, in fact, is not an HU as you might've though.
This here is a remote control panel for the 701 processor that rules the whole sys.
Damn, it whistles!
[A]: Whatcha gotta do?
We're gonna toot the horn today, too. Don't do it now, tho.
'Cause when you ley off the horn here, people around get heart attacks.
So we're riding an SUV now but not only we can't go off-road. We shan't catch potholes.
'Cause the clearance is really low, and the suspension is really crappy.
For some reason, the car gets -- [bleep]
What the --? Was that a demo?
We're riding a regular road now.
[A]: This is a regular road, yes.
I know how to get rid of the interference. Let's turn the music hell off.
[A]: Okay.
Man, this feels gooood.
Okay. Now we're okay. Hi, everyone.
We're having an unusual review which I've already mentioned.
We're going for - what, Arty?
[A]: We're going to wash the Medved's car.
This is a service expensive as fck. And we get to promote it along the way.
We're definitely getting accused of SWAT promotion.
[A]: Let's toot.
No, there are kids there. Don't. Gotta toot when there's an old lady walking down there. I mean, no.
[A]: An old lady!
[A]: okay, I mixed it all up.
We'll toot today. I'm pretty sure we're gonna find someone who deserves to bee tooted at.
[A]: We need to ask Tigran if the license plate is well screwed-in or not.
Nice burn!
[A]: I tooted at the lowerer that way.
Did he brown his pants?
[A]: Yeah, he did. The tile he was holding slipped out.
[A]: This is a '93 car.
[A]: With a carburetor.
Check out this armrest.
If this hose breaks, it's gonna go all pssst.
[A]: If the can blows up --
When the reverse valve hisses, it's really scary.
That all, I did show back in the review from when we were at the Medved's
What's with the pressure?
[A]: Pretty weak. But it's going up.
What's the volume? 6 L?
[A]: 5 or so, I think.
There's a huge Predator on the hood.
Is there an ashtray?
[A]: Yup.
Here. Here's the ashtray.
Oh, look! They left s some money.
Look! Those rich moscovites throwing money around.
It's whole 40 -somethign rub.
[T]: What the...
They must be used to this, huh?
The button.
There's a pipe or something here. It's rough and it sticks right in your ass on your way out.
[T]: I didn't see you coming, Alex.
Did it scare you?
[T]: Me? I thought...
Sergey was facing the car with his butt, and he never moved a muscle.
[T]: I though it was something in the speakers. And it was all Alex.
[K]: I thought the sound was coming from over there.
[S]: From under the trunk lid.
Tigran, can I smoke here?
[T]: No!
And in the Medved's car, you can.
[T]: With the Medveds, you can smoke wherever.
So what, are we doing this Touareg review?
He says 'Yes' but all he sees is this cigarette, and he thinks, 'Damn, now it's gonna smell here'.
What is this? 22"?
[T]: 22".
[A]: It's a tad windy.
[A]: Nay, it's okay.
Tigran, can you accept no more Prioras in work?
I mean, I'm confused. Is this another Priora?
[T]: Yes, another one.
How many Priora reviews do we have?
This one is from Samara, too?
[T]: Yes.
[A]: Here's the plus, and here's the minus? Two pluses?
Samara's been a frequent guest lately, huh. Hey, Arty, are there no SPLers in Samara?
Nobody does nice music in Samara or somethin'?
I can't come in here for no reason already! Every time I come they start this, 'Set it up!'.
So while I'm here, I'll have to set it up now.
Here's why I love the 55.
First, it's all vivatious and fast, and the control is supercool
and when you're changing the sound settings the sound changes along the way.
For example, the Xover here. No laybacks, no sound muffling.
You can instantly hear what you're changing.
To be completely honest, this is the best HU I've seen.
This 55. If it had USB and Bluetooth, and it would be just priceless.
Tigran! Pssst! Do you like the Medved's Tahoe?
[T]: Man...
No?
[T]: Dunno.
No praising.
[T]: None?
Nope.
Do you do it beter or do they?
[T]: They had more money.
Oh come on. It's all SWAT.
Okay, whatever, guys. We should go.
Damn, I bricked out again. You did, too, I think.
Which valve is it? This one? It hisses. You catch a hubble, the pump stops pumping,
and inside, it makes a short Pfuff. Short but very loud.
And it's easy to shit bricks.
And if you need to wee, you might not need to after this.
It's so loud!
Check this -- Did someone toot back?
[A]: Yes.
[A]: Ah, those little pricks!
Is it like they want to troll us?
I almost shitted bricks again!
Get this thing outside! Oh, I guess they've got used to it. Cover it with something, dunno.
[A]: Arty in biz, as always.
I think he called you names.
Right... now!
He almost hit his head against the trunk lid. Wow, we are so bad people!
[A]: Why would they install it? It's a steamtrain horn.
It's like we're going by train.
[A]: Exactly.
Let's scare the security.
No movement in our shop, huh?
[A]: The Hummer's there.
Arty, what the hell are you doing? Are you washing the Medved's car?
[A]: Yep.
You hear me, Max? This is a debt you can't pay! LOUD SOUND washing your car!
Arty foamed it, and I'm gonna pour water over it now.
How come you reached rock bottom, Arty?
You're washing the Medved's car!
Check it out. What if I press this now?
Why? Doesn't it open? The door doesn't open!
Go to one door to open another one. What the hell, guys?
We decided not to wax it. Something went down with the paint.
Max, what's this? Who did this? Looks like some polish or something.
Anyway, it's useless waxing it.
We're gonna turn it on for a while. The guys over here asked us for it.
If anything, it's all you, guys.
That'll do. The alarms are going off over there already.
SWATta sound, huh? I mean, this wasn't much of punching from you, was it?
[A]: Yeah.
We'll go someplace and turn it on for realz now. Not here. There are houses and even a school here.
Sure, what Tahoe review would do without the '07.
So what do you say, Arty? Do you like the car?
[A]: The car I like but it's really uncomfortable to sit.
You like the install, though, don't you?
[A]: The install is out of this world but it's uncomfy, the car barely goes. It's slow.
All bad stuff, huh? Okay, now we gotta say something good.
Den, have you heard the new track?
[D]: No subs?
[A]: Yep.
[D]: No kidding?
[A]: Yeah, it's all the mids.
No subs, yes.
[D]: OMFG!
You're welcome to but these LOUD SOUND T-shirts, says Loud Sound here - turn around - and Live Loud here.
Fine T-shirts.
[D]: Great T-shirts. Very comfy. Nice quality.
Do you like the track?
[D]: The track is just the best!
Do you know people've been calling you Mr. Bean?
[D]: Why?
'Cause you look like Mr. Bean.
[D]: Kick it up s'more.
[A]: He's about to kill the cam.
For those chanting 'Photoshop!'. It's tinted dead. You can't even see who's inside.
So did you tint it? Nice. Well, nicely stuck. Almost flawless.
[D]: Except it's on the outside.
Oh, you stuck it on the outer side?
[D]: Yes, so that we can take it off no problem.
Yeah, if you get stopped by the traffic police, you can just peel it off.
Did you seriously replace those with F-13?
[D]: Yep. I installed mine.
Nice. / Man, how are we supposed to drive? Traffic Police head quarters is half a mile from here.
[G]: Is it?
Yeah! We're gonna get stopped.
Man, when are you gonna allow tinting again? Don't you see people are suffering?
It's howt it's transparent. I mean, everyone can see the inide of your car hence break in.
And it's very awkward without tinting, too.
I mean, let it be there for a fine or for an extra tax. Governments like taxes. Throw in another one.
Truckers pay for the Platon surveilance system, and we're gonna pay for tinting. No hard feelings.
We almost browned our pants! It's so loud here! Inside, it's not that loud!
We tooted sitting inside and I thought I'd cheese my pants, and on the outside, it's hella rougher.
Well, we have music, too, you know. Hit it.
Did something break?
Something smels. Guys, what the hell did you trick us into?
It's broken!
Arty, did you just brea down the Medved's car?
[A]: Was the light on?
They're gonna charge us big with this!
What light?
The light is off.
The one here? It's off. Damn, the light is off.
What do we do now? Let's leave it the fck here! Let them come and get it themselves.
Check out all those ovals! Did you see this?
[G]: Full of pretty ones.
What's he saying? 'Please, don't upload it, my car broke down for the second time in Rostov'?
We have an alternator to spare. This is making for a kickass review. We're not cutting a thing, Max!
[A]: He says, switch to second alternator.
Why did it go down in the first place?
[A]: Due to overload.
Here goes the charging!
It's actually very convenient. One breaks down, you hook up the other one, and it all works!
Okay, lt's go turn it on before it breaks down again.
What the hell is this, man? Buy a new door handle.
Why the fck would you come so close? [The side of the truck reads 'Police']
[G]: Is there anyone inside?
Of course, there is someone. Someone is driving it!
Sure there is. Oh, you mean, criminals? They usually turn on the signal lighting when carryting subjects.
But this is not that nice a car.
[G]: There's a woman in a Priora behind you.
Can I film you?
Hey, this is color is like Mots' right?
So what, is it good?
[A]: Yep. We should leave it here in Rostov.
This is what I call succes. We get to play a song callrf 'Alphard' in a SWAT demo car.
So, conclusions. Did you ike driving it?
[A]: Yeah. Nice car.
The car kicks it, and it has this oomph in its looks.
[A]: And the horn's nice.
The horn's great, too, yeah. Sounds great, looks great, toots great.
The '07 is... well, almost the same.
It's almost as hard kicking and almost as pleasant driving, right, Dima?
Check out how hot it is with all the tinting.
So compliant with the rules, huh? It's so coming off as soon as the traffic police see it.
You literally can't see throught it. Under the sun, it's like your screen is covered with plywood.
Anyway, if you wanna see a full review of this car, we have one on out channel.
It's called 'A Review of Chevy Tahoe by Medved' or something like that. Serch it, and you'll find it.
There's a pneuma. Arty hissed some air there. And there's a Tyfon horn. We tried it, too.
We tried on some music, and one of the alternators even broke down.
Can you believe it? One of the alternators broke down, we switched it tot he other one, and we went on.
They have a spare one in there. You know. Just hook up the other one.
[A]: When they perform on competitions, they turn on both.
Oh, do they? Well, now they only turn on one.
Let's give a final conclusion. Is the car good? Are the Medved guys good?
[A]: Yes, the car is good. The only thing i, it's uncomfortable to sit in.
I mean, the car is crap. The music's nice.
[A]: Well, we took a ride and burnt nothing. Well, except the ahternator.
[A]: The car's pretty dependable. We gotta get a sticker, like, 'Tested in Rostov'.
I'll take a ride now. So not tested yet.
So I have to drive it now. I have to get it up a car transporter.
Now you'll take a ride along with me. I'll drive it to get to a car transporter to send it back to Moscow.
Whistles like Hell. No bass controller, and the HU is all the way there so I have to lean over.
If you move the control over here, it'd be perfect. And, well, the seat is crap.
All the rest is awesome. As for the sound, I loved it. I mean, a 3-way is the best way.
It's great when you have mids and the higher pitch, and you can throw in some mid-bass, too.
It's a bad omen - to drive a car from Moscow somewhere. You can't but get stuck somewhere.
Take a look at this.
I've been stuck here for, like, 30 min. [Sarcasm alert] This ain't no Moscow. We get some serious traffic down here.
Now it's clear. There are always these two morons who wouldn't take pictures or videos and move to the side
but will stubbornly be waiting for the police who are stuck on the other end of this very gridlock.
And all there is is a dented fender.
So this is it. Here is the end of our review and our today's trip on the Medved's car.
Now all I have left is to wait till the car transporter arrives, get the car on it,
and think of a way for me to make it back to Rostov.
There's one hell of a jam. No taxi is gonna come and get me here.
I guess I'll just hitchhike.
Gota admit, the car turned out on fire.
I mean, the car itself is crap but the usic is awesome.
The subs need to be replaced, tho. There are some weird subs now. The guys've been waiting for SWAT subs. Should be nice.
It's kickass now, too, but after a while it starts smelling and it gets kinds scary to go on.
Something happened before the car got on that transporter anyway. I just noticed.
Well, the car never passed the ultimate crash test of Rostov-on-Don.
Soemthing still happened.
Check this out. Something happened to that sub over there.
All the rest are probably alive but I cannot see 'em from here.
No way you can get in that port. I mean, what the hell, guys?
And here is the car transporter. The Medved trip is almost over.
The car is heading back to Moscow.
[Moscow 1980 Olympics closing theme] [with the Olympic Bear going up in the sky]
Shit, huh? This is what I've been telling you, guys! Fix that damn egine! It's as good as immobile.
We can't get on that transporter. The car's about to stay in Rostov forever.
Let's try and accelerate.
[The same song] [Lit.: Good bye, and see you again!]
That man is a pro!
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