Thứ Bảy, 6 tháng 5, 2017

Youtube daily report May 7 2017

♪♪♪ >>> IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH

COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THANK YOU. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

>> WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE. I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> I'M COLIN JOST. >>> PRESIDENT TRUMP THIS WEEK

CELEBRATED A HUGE ACHIEVEMENT AS HE FINALLY STARTED BUILDING A

WALL. UNFORTUNATELY IT'S A WALL

BETWEEN MILLIONS OF AMERICANS AND THEIR HEALTH CARE.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >>> THE HOUSE VOTED TO REPEAL

AND REPLACE OBAMACARE AND MANY CONGRESSMEN ADMITTED THEY DIDN'T

EVEN READ THE BILL BEFORE VOTING ON IT.

THEY'RE TREATING HEALTH CARE THE WAY I TREAT AN iTUNES AGREEMENT.

[ LAUGHTER ] I'M SURE IT'S FINE, THEN

SUDDENLY I'M DEALING WITH A PREEXISTING CONDITION LIKE THAT

U2 ALBUM THEY FORCE ON OUR PHONES.

[ LAUGHTER ] THE BILL WAS STRONGLY OPPOSED BY

THE NATIONAL HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION AND THE PHYSICIAN'S

ALLIANCE. IT RECEIVED A RARE THUMBS UP

FROM THE GRIM REAPER. >> THIS PICTURE IS THEM

CELEBRATING IS CHILLING. NO MINORITY CAN SEE ALL THESE

OLD WHITE DUDES SMILING AND SAY I THINK IT'S GREAT NEWS FOR US.

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY JUST INVENTED SICKLE CELL.

>>> THE NEW REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE BILL WOULD ALLOW INSURANCE

COMPANIES TO CHARGE PEOPLE HIGHER PREMIUMS FOR OVER

240 PREEXISTING CONDITIONS. FOR REFERENCE HERE'S WHAT

240 PREEXISTING CONDITIONS LOOK LIKE.

[ LAUGHTER ] >>> INSURANCE COMPANIES EVEN

DEFINED PREGNANCY AS A PREEXISTING CONDITION WHICH

BAFFLES ME BECAUSE I HAVE TRIED TO CONVINCE A WOMAN HER

PREGNANCY WAS PREEXISTING AND IT DOES NOT HOLD UP IN COURT.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] SOME SAY IT AM RAISE PREMIUMS

WITH OLDER AMERICANS AND NOT COVER PREEXISTING CONDITIONS.

IT HAS A PROSTLAGZ REQUIRES CHILDREN'S WHEELCHAIRS TO

EXPLODE. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

ISN'T IT TROUBLING THIS FOR A SECOND YOU THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE?

EVEN THE AARP CRITICIZED THE BILL SAYING THE RUSHED CHANGES

MAKE A BAD BILL EVEN WORSE. THE IT WAS THE AARP'S MOST

SCATHING INDICTMENT SINCE SOUP TOO HOT.

TRUMP EVEN SAID THAT AUSTRALIA HAS BETTER HEALTH CARE THAN US.

WHY DON'T WE DO WHAT THEY DID. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER,

CHEAT OFF THE SMART FOREIGN KID. WHY NOT TAKE WORKING POLICIES.

OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM IS AMAZING.

YEAH, YEAH. YOU GOT ANY MORE THAT WAS STUFF?

PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE WOULD BE HONORED TO MEET WITH KIM JUNG

UN. WORLD WAR 3 WILL START OVER WHO

GETS THE LAST PORK CHOP. MAYBE MEETING WITH CRAZY

DICTATORS IS A GOOD THING. WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SPEAKS

FLUENT MANIAC. THAT COULD BE HELPFUL.

THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DEAL WITH MY CRAZY UNCLE JEFF IS MY

CRAZY UNCLE GEORGE. WE CAN ENJOY A PEACEFUL DINNER

WHILE THEY ARE IN THE BATHROOM MEASURING.

WE LOOK AT THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FIRST 100 DAYS

IN OFFICE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME. TRUMP WILL TAKE HIS FIRST

INTERNATIONAL TRIP AS PRESIDENT VISITING SAUDI ARABIA, ISRAEL

AND THE VATICAN. HE CHOSE THE THREE COUNTRIES

AFTER STEVE BANNON TOLD A JOKE ABOUT A MUSLIM, A JEW, AND A

PRIEST.

HE SAID I GOTTA MEET THESE GUYS.

For more infomation >> Weekend Update on the AHCA - SNL - Duration: 4:07.

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Weekend Update on Cinco de Mayo - SNL - Duration: 7:59.

>> THIS YEAR THEY HELD A NATIONWIDE CONTEST TO FIND A NEW

METEOROLOGIST. MAKING HER LIVE DEBUT IS OUR OWN

DAWN LAZARUS. WHAT'S THE WEATHER LOOKING LIKE?

>> HELLO AND THANK YOU TO YOU. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THAT

WEEKEND. BIG SUNNY SKIES FOR YOU.

ALL THE WAY NEXT WEEK AND YEAH, THAT'S A WOW.

THIGH ARE GOING TO PUSH IT AND THEY WILL COME DOWN.

>> WHAT WAS THAT? >> I WILL TELL YOU, RAIN IS ON

THAT WAY, BUT IT CAN HOLD ON FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.

YOU BET. SUNNY SKIES PUSH IT AWAY AND

CLOUDS -- SUNNY SKIES PUSH IT AWAY AND CLOUDS STARTING FOR

THURSDAY. >> I DON'T GET IT.

YOU WERE GOOD IN THE AUDITION, BUT THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT.

>> THE FIRST TIME IT'S ON THE CAMERAS AND IT'S A BIG NERVOUS

ONE, OKAY? >> I SEE.

YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT RAIN ON THE WAY?

IS THAT RIGHT? >> HALF.

>> CAN YOU SAY MORE ABOUT THE RAIN.

>> PRECIPITATION IS GOING TO HAVE IT.

IF I'M YOU, CANCEL THAT PICNIC AND GET OUT THE UMBRELLA.

WE HAVE IT WAIT FROM HERE TO HERE.

AND SKY SKY SKY. >> WE GAVE THAT A SHOT.

DAWN LAZARUS, EVERYBODY. >>> THE WHITE HOUSE CELEBRATED

CINCO DE MAYO ON FRIDAY BY GIVING AWAY HUNDREDS OF FREE

TRIPS TO MEXICO. >>> MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

CONDEMNED THE UNACCEPTABLE RACIAL SLURS IN BOSTON.

THE ONLY PLAYS FOR RACISM IN BASEBALL IS ON THE HATS.

IN TOTAL, 34 PEOPLE WERE REMOVED FROM FENWAY PARK.

YOU KNOW HOW COMFORTABLE RACE HAS TO BE FOR 34 STRANGERS TO

LOOK AROUND AND SAY I THINK I CAN YELL THE N WORD HERE.

CURT SCHILLING BELIEVED THAT JONES IS LYING.

COME ON, CURT. IS IT THAT HARD TO BELIEVE?

NOT EVERYBODY IN BOSTON IS RACIST.

NOT EVERYBODY IN SAN FRANCISCO IS GAY, BUT IF ADAM JONES SAID

QUEEN, THAT'S LOW FOR SAN FRANCISCO.

LAWMAKERS IN OKLAHOMA WANT TO MAKE IT LEGAL FOR GUN OWNERS

TO -- WE ARE GETTING BREAKING NEWS.

>> BREAKING NEWS. >> IT'S A MAJOR TROPICAL

HURRICANE. WE ARE TALKING WIND.

>> DAWN, YOU ARE BACK? WHY ARE YOU BACK?

>> LET'S LOOK AT THE 3D. WIND SPEEDS AND IT'S IN DANGER.

>> IS IT EVEN HURRICANE SEASON RIGHT NOW?

>> HAPPEN. >> DID YOU MAKE UP A HURRICANE

BECAUSE YOU ARE NERVOUS? >> THAT'S IN YOUR NECK IN THE

WOODS. >> DAWN LAZARUS, EVERYBODY.

>> A WOMAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING IN PENNSYLVANIA FALSELY

TOLD POLICE HER NAME WAS HILLARY CLINTON.

POLICE KNEW IT WASN'T HER THOUGH BECAUSE HILLARY CLINTON WOULD

NEVER GO TO PENNSYLVANIA. A PIPE OVER NEW YORK'S PENN

STATION BURST THIS WEEK RAINING DOWN RAW SEWAGE ON COMMUTERS, AN

EVENT COMMUTERS CALL AN IMPROVEMENT.

SUMMER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

MANY PEOPLE ARE PLANNING THEIR SUMMER VACATIONS.

NOT OUT OF PENN STATION. HERE IS SOMEONE WHO RECENTLY

WENT ON A VACATION TO ROME, LESLIE JONES.

>> I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOME GOOD, GOOD LOVING.

YEAH. HELLO, COLIN JOST.

>> WOW. THAT'S VERY FORMAL.

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING LIKE YOU LITTLE VANILLA BEAN.

>> I'M SORRY. I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT ANYMORE.

I AM NO LONGER THIRSTY. FINALLY THE NATIONAL CRISIS IS

OVER. I MET SOMEONE.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER MENTIONED THIS TO YOU BEFORE,

BUT I HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE IN THE MEN DEPARTMENT.

I DID WHAT ANY BLACK WOMAN WITH MAN TROUBLE, FREE TIME, AND A

PASSPORT WOULD DO. I WENT TO JAMAICA.

AND I DID EVERYTHING. I GOT MY HAIR BRAIDED, I SMOKED

A LITTLE WEED, COCONUT OILED MYSELF UP, SMOKED A LOT MORE

WEED. I PUT ON A LITTLE ALLEN DRESS

WITH THE FRINGES THAT MAKE YOUR BOOTY LOOK THICK.

>> NICE. WOULD YOU SAY YOU GOT YOUR

GROOVE BACK? >> NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN.

LOOK AT ME. NEVER.

>> SORRY. >> SO I WENT TO THE CLUB AND IN

THE FIVE MINUTES I WAS NOT LOOKING, A REAL MAN WALKED UP

THE STAIRS AND FOUND ME AND IT WAS -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT. DETAILS, DETAILS.

>> LET ME EXPLAIN. FOR WHAT HE DID TO ME IN THAT

SHOWER, I SHOULD IN A TINY ROOM WITH A TINY TABLE SITTING AT A

TINY CHAIR, WRITING ON A TINY PIECE OF PAPER IN TINY LETTERS.

>> WAIT. WHY?

>> BECAUSE IT WAS SACRED. WE DID THE DO NOT EVERYWHERE.

ON THE BALCONY, IN THE HAMMOCK. IN THE CLIFFS WITH A BUNCH OF

SEA CREATURES EVERYWHERE. COLIN, HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX

WITH A BUNCH OF CRABS WATCHING YOU?

>> I HAVE NOT. >> THE CRABS ARE LIKE -- NOW, I

USED TO HATE WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND A MAN

UNTIL YOU STOP LOOKING. I WAS ALWAYS LOOKING.

I WAS ADVERTISING MY AS LIKE A BEGINSU KNIVES.

THIS BOOTY CAN CUT THROUGH A CAN AND STILL SLICE THROUGH A TOMATO

AFTERWARDS. IN JAMAICA I REALIZED I DIDN'T

NEED TO TRY SO HARD. ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS BE ME.

>> THAT'S GREAT ADVICE. I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.

I FEEL LEFT OUT, I GUESS. >> OH, COLIN.

YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO BRING IT BACK TO YOU, DON'T YOU.

SELFISH AS. YOU DELICIOUS COCONUT MILK

SHAKE. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY VANILLA

BACK UP. AND YOU CAN ALWAYS COME OVER AND

WATCH ME LIKE ONE OF THOSE CRABS.

>> LESLIE JONES, EVERYONE. THAT'S WEEKEND UPDATE.

For more infomation >> Weekend Update on Cinco de Mayo - SNL - Duration: 7:59.

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LCD Soundsystem: Call the Police - SNL - Duration: 5:40.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪ ♪ WE ALL WE ALL WE ALL

WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOTHING WE ALL WE ALL WE ALL WE ALL

KNOW THIS IS NOTHING ♪ ♪ WE ALL WE ALL WE ALL

WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOTHING THIS IS NOWHERE ♪

♪ WE ALL WE ALL WE ALL WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOWHERE

THERE IS NO ONE HERE ♪

♪ IT MOVES LIKE A VIRUS AND ENTERS OUR SKIN

THE FIRST SIGN DIVIDES US ♪ ♪ THE SECOND IS

MOVING TO BERLIN BUT THAT'S NOT

THE STATE I'M IN ♪ ♪ THE AIR IS THIN

BUT THAT'S NOT THE STATE THE OLD GUYS ARE FRIGHTENED

AND FRIGHTENING TO BEHOLD ♪ ♪ THEIR HEADS COME OUT

FIGHTING AND STILL DOING WHAT THEY'RE TOLD ♪

♪ BUT YOU'RE WAKING A MONSTER

THAT WILL DRIVE YOU FROM YOUR ORIOLES OF GOLD ♪

♪ AND YOUR BODY WILL GET COLD

AND WE DON'T WASTE TIME WITH LOVE ♪

♪ IT'S JUST DEATH FROM ABOVE YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE

YOUR HANDS ARE GETTING WEAK ♪

♪ WE ALL WE ALL GET STUPID IN THE HEAT

YOU'VE BASTED YOUR BRAINS ♪ ♪ WITH THE SHATTER

AND DEFEAT UP ON THE STREET AND THIS IS NOWHERE ♪

♪ THE EARLY YEARS WERE BORING

THE QUIET UNHAPPY PUNK ♪ ♪ SEE MOTHER WAS A CRIPPLE

AND MY FATHER WAS A DRUNK BUT GENTLE MAN

SO WE DO THE BEST WE CAN ♪ ♪ THIS IS THE PLAN

WEAR YOUR MAKEUP LIKE A MAN CAUSE WE DON'T

WASTE TIME WITH LOVE ♪ ♪ YEAH WE DON'T

WASTE TIME WITH LOVE IT'S JUST A PUSH

AND A SHOVE ♪ ♪ WELL THERE'S A FULL-BLOWN

REBELLION BUT YOU'RE EASY TO CONFUSE ♪

♪ BY TRIGGERED KIDS AND FAKERS AND SOME

QUESTIONABLE VIEWS ♪ ♪ OH CALL THE COPS

CALL THE PREACHERS BEFORE THEY LET US

AND THEY LOSE ♪ ♪ WHEN OH WE ALL START

ARGUING THE HISTORY OF THE JEWS ♪

♪ YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

GIVES ME THE BLUES ♪ ♪ AND WE DON'T WASTE TIME

WITH LOVE AND WE DON'T WASTE TIME

WITH LOVE ♪ ♪♪♪

♪ SO CALL THE POLICE YEAH CALL THE POLICE

YEAH CALL THE POLICE YEAH CALL THE POLICE ♪

♪ YEAH CALL THE POLICE YEAH CALL THE POLICE

JUST CHASE THE COPS YEAH CALL THE POLICE ♪

♪ YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YEAH CALL EM UP

JUST CALL THE POLICE ♪ ♪ THE FIRST IN LINE

THEY'RE GONNA EAT THE RICH ♪ ♪♪♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

For more infomation >> LCD Soundsystem: Call the Police - SNL - Duration: 5:40.

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Weekend Update: Dana Lazarus - SNL - Duration: 2:25.

>> THIS YEAR THEY HELD A NATIONWIDE CONTEST TO FIND A NEW

METEOROLOGIST. MAKING HER LIVE DEBUT IS OUR OWN

DAWN LAZARUS. WHAT'S THE WEATHER LOOKING LIKE?

>> HELLO AND THANK YOU TO YOU. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THAT

WEEKEND. BIG SUNNY SKIES FOR YOU.

ALL THE WAY NEXT WEEK AND YEAH, THAT'S A WOW.

THIGH ARE GOING TO PUSH IT AND THEY WILL COME DOWN.

>> WHAT WAS THAT? >> I WILL TELL YOU, RAIN IS ON

THAT WAY, BUT IT CAN HOLD ON FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.

YOU BET. SUNNY SKIES PUSH IT AWAY AND

CLOUDS -- SUNNY SKIES PUSH IT AWAY AND CLOUDS STARTING FOR

THURSDAY. >> I DON'T GET IT.

YOU WERE GOOD IN THE AUDITION, BUT THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT.

>> THE FIRST TIME IT'S ON THE CAMERAS AND IT'S A BIG NERVOUS

ONE, OKAY? >> I SEE.

YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT RAIN ON THE WAY?

IS THAT RIGHT? >> HALF.

>> CAN YOU SAY MORE ABOUT THE RAIN.

>> PRECIPITATION IS GOING TO HAVE IT.

IF I'M YOU, CANCEL THAT PICNIC AND GET OUT THE UMBRELLA.

WE HAVE IT WAIT FROM HERE TO HERE.

AND SKY SKY SKY. >> WE GAVE THAT A SHOT.

DAWN LAZARUS, EVERYBODY. FRANCISCO.

LAWMAKERS IN OKLAHOMA WANT TO MAKE IT LEGAL FOR GUN OWNERS

TO -- WE ARE GETTING BREAKING NEWS.

>> BREAKING NEWS. >> IT'S A MAJOR TROPICAL

HURRICANE. WE ARE TALKING WIND.

>> DAWN, YOU ARE BACK? WHY ARE YOU BACK?

>> LET'S LOOK AT THE 3D. WIND SPEEDS AND IT'S IN DANGER.

>> IS IT EVEN HURRICANE SEASON RIGHT NOW?

>> HAPPEN. >> DID YOU MAKE UP A HURRICANE

BECAUSE YOU ARE NERVOUS? >> THAT'S IN YOUR NECK IN THE

WOODS. >> DAWN LAZARUS, EVERYBODY.

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Auto Shop - SNL - Duration: 4:04.

>> SO, I TOLD THE GUYS I'D DO BREAK PADS FOR THE LAST TEN

MONTHS AND JUST ABOUT CRIED. >> I DIDN'T HAVE THAT.

>> WELL, YOU DID GOOD. >> IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

>> OOH, BOY. I AM STARVING.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT FOR ME TO EAT?

>> I GOT RIBS. IT'S NOT REAL EXCITING.

LITTLE WITH PEANUT BUTTER IN BETWEEN.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING WITH THIS THING?

I MEAN, IT'S TOO SMALL. >> YEAH, I WOULDN'T FEED THAT TO

A FRIGGIN' -- >> TAKE IT EASY!

>> SORRY, I JUST AGREED IT'S A VERY SMALL CRACKER.

>> THIS DAY IS CRAWLING. I'LL TELL YA.

SO, I STUMBLED ON THIS SHOW THE OTHER DAY.

JUST SURFING AROUND, YOU KNOW. IT WAS CALLED -- I'M NOT SURE IF

I GOT THIS RIGHT. I THINK IT WAS CALLED DRAG RACE.

OH, RUE PAUL'S DRAG RACE. >> OH, YEAH.

MY GIRLFRIEND WATCHES THAT. I THINK IT'S ON VH1 NOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT'S CALLED.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THEY MOVED IT FROM GOSH, WHAT

WAS THAT NETWORK CALLED? GOSH, WHAT WAS IT?

LOGO OR SOMETHING? WHO CARES, YOU KNOW?

WHO CARES? ANYWAYS, SO I'M WATCHING THIS

DRAG RACE COMPETITION. IT'S, YOU KNOW, ALL DRAG QUEENS.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL THEM.

THIS ONE'S NAME IS -- WHAT WAS IT?

TRINITY TAYLOR. I THINK.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW. >> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I GOT NO IDEA. BUT I THINK SHE MIGHT BE CALLED

TRINITY THE TUCK TAYLOR. >> OH, RIGHT.

APPARENTLY SHE IS KNOWN FOR HOW FLAT HER TUCK IS.

WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I DON'T KNOW.

>> I'M GUESSING THAT'S WHEN YOU PUSH YOUR HOT DOG BACK THROUGH

YOUR LEGS AND TAPE IT DOWN BETWEEN YOUR BUNS TO HAVE THE

FLAT ILLUSION. >> MAKES SENSE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, MARCUS. YOU KNOW, I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD

TRINITY TUCKS TAYLOR IS. YOU KNOW, SHE IS FROM THE

PAGEANT CIRCUIT AND THOSE BITCHES NEVER WIN.

OR I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO WATCH THE SHOW TOLD ME.

I'M JUST SAYIN'. I HEART TRINITY BROUGHT THE

FISH. WITH A FACE LIKE THIS.

THE FACE IS THE WHOLE BODY. THE WHOLE PICTURE IS FISHY

REALNESS. I DON'T KNOW.

>> COME ON. >> GUYS, GUYS.

ALL OF YOU GUYS. WHO DO WE THINK WE ARE KIDDING?

LET'S BE HONEST? WE WATCH RUE PAUL'S DRAG RACE

AND WE LOVE IT. >> YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S A

DAMN GOOD SHOW. HOW WOULD I LIP SYNCH?

>> THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE SAME THING.

RIGHT HERE. THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.

I THINK I WOULD BE GREAT AT LIP SYNCHING.

I COULD BEAT ANY OF YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW.

>> I COULD BATTLE YOU RIGHT NOW. ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ >> MARCUS, YOU SAY.

AND BARK, I'M SORRY MY DEAR. SASHAY AWAY.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.

THANK YOU. >> YOU DID GOOD.

>> EXCUSE ME. I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY BROWN

VOLVO. NOBODY WAS IN THE GARAGE SO I

JUST FOLLOWED THE ERICA JANE MUSIC.

>> OH, WE ARE ON BREAK! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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Star Trek Lost Episode - SNL - Duration: 5:06.

>> GOOD EVENING. I'M NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. MY VEST HAS SUNS ON IT.

[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT IS SO COOL.

IN 1966, A SERIES CALLED "STAR TREK" WOULD CHANGE TELEVISION

FOREVER, BUT IN ITS THIRD AND IN THE FINAL SEASON, THE QUALITY

FADED QUICKER THAN THE SOLSTICE MOON.

I'M SORRY. SCIENCE MAKES ME SILLY.

BEFORE CANCELLATION, SEVERAL "STAR TREK" EPISODES WERE SHOT,

BUT NEVER AIRED UNTIL NOW. WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE FIRST LOOK

AT EPISODE 81, "SPOCK'S SECRET." ♪♪♪

>> CAPTAIN, THE ROMULAN'S HOME PLANET HAS WEAKENED OUR SYSTEMS.

SHIELDS ARE BARELY HOLDING. >> GOD, THEY'RE COMPLETELY

SHUTTING US DOWN. SCOTTY, CAN WE RETURN FIRE WITH

PHOTON TORPEDOES? >> I'M TRYING MY BEST CAPTAIN,

BUT WE'VE GOT A MALFUNCTION IN THE PLASMIC CORE SYSTEM.

>> SPOCK, CAN YOU FIX IT? >> NEGATIVE CAPTAIN, I AM NOT

FAMILIAR WITH THE MECHANICS OF PLASMA SYSTEMS, BUT I DO KNOW

SOMEONE WHO IS, MY BROTHER. >> YOU HAVE A BROTHER?

>> A HALF BROTHER CAPTAIN. A CITIZEN OF THE PLANET VULCAN

WHO'S ONE OF THE ACADEMY'S BEST ENGINEERS.

>> WELL, BY ALL MEANS, SEND HIM UP.

>> HEY, HOW YOU DOING, OVER HERE?

[ LAUGHTER ] HOW YOU DOING?

THE NAME'S SPOCKO! REPORTING FOR DUTY, OVER HERE,

YOU KNOW. HEY, I WAS IN THE WRONG HALLWAY.

I OPENED THE DOOR. I ALMOST GOT SUCKED OUT INTO

SPACE. NOW THAT'S A "STAR TREK."

[ LAUGHTER ] >> SPOCKO WAS PLAYED BY ACTOR

AND NIGHTCLUB CROONER SAL DELABATE.

IN 1968 DELABATE'S SONG, "PIZZA BEACH" WAS A BIG HIT ON THE

DANCE CHARTS. WITH HIS CATCHPHRASE, NOW THAT'S

A PIZZA, PRODUCERS WERE TRYING TO APPEAL TO A HIPPER AUDIENCE.

SO, IN A RATINGS GRAB, SPOCKO WAS CREATED.

>> SPOCK, YOU TWO ARE RELATED? >> YES, CAPTAIN.

MY FATHER AMBASSADOR SAREK HAD A CHILD WITH A HUMAN SCHOOL

TEACHER WHO IS MY MOTHER, BUT HE ALSO FATHERED A SON WITH AN

EARTH WOMAN WHO WORKED AS A HOSTESS AT MAMA GUCHIONI'S

FAMILY STYLE BISTRO IN "QUEENS, NEW YORK."

THAT'S SPOCKO. >> YEAH, THAT'S ME.

THAT'S SPOCKO. COME ON.

>> CAPTAIN, I'M NOT SURE IF I TRUST THIS MEMBER OF ENTIRELY.

>> YEAH, WE'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE.

IT'S WEIRD. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> COME ON! COME ON, SULU, DON'T BE LOGICAL

OVER HERE. >> I'M SORRY, BUT WE'VE GOT NO

OTHER CHOICE. ROMULUS COULD FIRE AT ANY

MOMENT. SPOCKO, GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.

>> ALRIGHT, NO PROBLEM. NOW WHAT'S THIS HERE?

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR PLASMA CORE OR SOMETHING?

>> YEAH, WE FIGURED THE DISTORTED WAKE PATTERN --

>> ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE YOU WHAT GOT HERE.

HOLD ON, LET ME GRAB THESE OVER HERE.

ALRIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]

FORGOT MY LITTLE CHAIN THERE. HOLD ON ONE SEC.

GET UP HERE. LET'S GET THIS PUPPY OPEN.

ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALRIGHT.

LOOKS LIKE I'M DETECTING YOU'VE GOT 14 MCF'S OR IONIZED GAS OVER

HERE. NOW, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

>> EXCELLENT DIAGNOSIS SPOCKO. >> THANKS UHURU.

YOU KNOW, I'M A VULCAN SO I'M VERY DIRECT SOMETIMES AND I GOT

TO SAY, I WANT TO TAKE A BITE OF THAT NICE BIG JUICY POOPER OF

YOURS. [ LAUGHTER ]

NOW THAT'S A STAR TREK! [ LAUGHTER ]

>> WOW! A LOT TO UNPACK THERE.

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING ABOUT THE WALK.

SAL BELADATE HAD A RARE MEDICAL CONDITION FROM EATING TOO MANY

PEARL ONIONS. NO SOLID FOOD.

JUST SHAVED ICE. AFTER HE SEXUALLY HARASSED HIM,

THEY KNEW THE EPISODE WOULD NEVER AIR AND THEY LET HIM DO

WHATEVER HE WANTED. TAKE A LOOK.

>> CAPTAIN'S LOG. STAR DATE 45.21.4.

THE SYSTEMS ARE UP AND RUNNING AND THE ROMULANS ARE IN RETREAT.

ALL THANKS TO A VULCAN FROM QUEENS STRANGE JELLY BONES.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS MY CREW IS SAFE.

>> HEY, LIVE LONG AND PARTY, CAPTAIN.

SET A COURSE FOR PIZZA BEACH. ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ ♪ THERE'S A SPECIAL

KIND OF BEACH WHERE ALL THE COOL

KIDS GO ♪ ♪ FOR THEIR RECTANGULAR

PIZZA WE'[ LAUGHTER ] GOT

TO PIZZA BEACH NOW THAT'S A PIZZA ♪

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

>> YES, I KNOW IT WAS A DISASTER, BUT IT WAS STILL

BETTER THAN "STAR TREK, 5 THE FINAL FRONTIER."

OH, SET YOUR PHASERS TO, OH SNAP.

[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A TREKKY BURN.

I'M NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, AND I'LL SEE YOU -- THIS IS SO

EXCITING. IN THE FUTURE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NOW THAT'S A STAR TREK!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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The Handmaid's Tale - SNL - Duration: 2:21.

>> WOMEN ARE ENSLAVED AND WE HAVE NO RIGHTS AND NO FREEDOMS.

FORCED BY AN OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT TO BEAR CHILDREN

UNDER PENALTY IS DEATH. MY NAME IS OFF RED AND I INTEND

TO SURVIVE. >> BLESSED BE.

>> MAY THE LORD. >> I HAVE NEWS.

THERE IS A RESISTANCE FORMING. WE COULD JOIN THEM.

>> IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. >> SHH.

SOMEONE IS COMING. >> HEY, WHAT'S UP.

>> ASH, JEN. WHAT THE FRICK IS UP?

>> IT'S MY CINCO DE MAYO HALF BIRTHDAY.

>> DO YOU NOT KNOW? IT'S THE REPUBLIC.

IT'S DIFFERENT NOW. WE ARE HAND MAIDS.

THE GOVERNMENT SUBJUGATED THE WOMEN.

THEY TOOK OUR MONEY AND OUR JOBS AND OUR KIDS.

>> OH! >> OH, YEAH.

>> THE GUYS READ SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

SUPER BUSY WITH WORK LATELY. >> PLEASE LEAVE US.

>> THEY'RE SEE US TALKING TO YOU, WE WILL BE PUNISHED.

>> THAT SUCKED. YOU GUYS SHOULD FIGHT BACK.

>> MY DAD IS A LAWYER. HE COULD HELP YOU.

HE MOSTLY DOES ENTERTAINMENT LAW.

>> WE CAN'T. >> SORRY FOR HELPING.

>> WE NEED TO GO. >> HER NAME IS ASH.

>> NO, IT'S OF DANIEL. I'M HIS PROPERTY NOW.

>> DANIEL IS LIKE SUPER CONSERVATIVE NOW.

YOU SHOULD LEAVE. >> YEAH, I CAN'T.

>> HEY, YES, YOU CAN. >> BRO, DANIEL.

>> NO WAY! >> THE GIRLS SQUAD.

J TOWN. WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS THING WITH THE WOMEN.

IT SUCKS. >> YEAH, I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT

THAT. I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS FOR SURE

HAPPENING. IS THERE A PROTEST?

>> SEVERAL YEARS AGO. >> I MEANT TO GO TO THAT.

>> OH, NO. IT'S TOO LATE.

THEY FOUND US. >> GIRLS SQUAD!

ASH, WHERE YOU BEEN? YOU MISSED PEACE IN THE PARK.

THIS IS GOING TO SOUND AWKWARD, BUT I HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE

GOVERNMENT TO TORTURE YOU, BUT AFTER THAT WE'RE GOING TO PLAY.

YOU ALL SHOULD COME THROUGH. >> HOW MUCH YOU TOP THE BED THEY

DON'T EVEN COME. >> THE HAND MAID'S TALE.

>> SEE, NETFLIX, WE HAVE ONE TOO!

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World Peace Rap - Duration: 3:28.

2017. THE YEAR.

CHECK THIS. COME ON, LET'S GO.

THE WORLD TODAY. SO MUCH WAR.

SO MUCH INJUSTICE. I HATE THE BAD MEN.

HIP HOP. JAY Z.

YEAH. COMO.

YEAH. THE WORLD IS SHORT.

MARTIN LUTHER KING DID THE MARCH.

YOU HAVE MY RESPECT. ♪ SO MUCH PAIN IN THE USA

SO MUCH PAIN IN THE WORLD TODAY I SAID WHY I SAID WHY

I SAID WHY ♪ ♪ WHY ARE WE FIGHTING FOR ♪

>> YEAH, I HOPE THE PEOPLE KNOW THAT I CARE.

THAT I'LL ALWAYS WANT THE PEACE. OBAMA, TRUMP, BUSH.

>> THE PRESIDENTS. >> EVERYBODY COME TOGETHER.

STOP YOUR GREED, STOP THE DRUGS, STOP YOUR SEXY INTERNET

PORNOGRAPHY. WHEN WILL IT STOP?

WE WILL NEVER KNOW. YEAH, COMO.

CHECK. ♪ SO MUCH PAIN IN THE USA

SO MUCH PAIN IN THE WORLD TODAY I SAID WHY I SAID WHY

I SAID WHY ♪ ♪ WHY ARE WE FIGHTING FOR ♪

>> IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE I HAVE A SERIOUS PORNOGRAPHY

ADDICTION. [ LAUGHTER ]

CELL PHONE, LAPTOP, FAMILY DESKTOP, ALL MY DEVICES,

SWAMPED. ♪ WHO ♪

I JUST NEED A BREAK. BIG SHOUTS TO PUFFY, DMX, NO

GLOBAL WARMING. BUT FIRST, STOP THE PORNO.

>> YES. >> FREE MY MIND, I NEED TO

SLEEP. LET ME REST.

♪ SO MUCH PAIN IN THE USA SO MUCH PAIN IN THE WORLD

TODAY I SAID WHY I SAID WHY I SAID WHY ♪

>> PORNO. NOW CORY'S THE MAN.

♪ WHY ARE WE FIGHTING FOR ♪ >> I KNOW THAT I HAVE PROBLEMS

WITH PORNOGRAPHY. ♪ SO MUCH PAIN IN THE USA

SO MUCH PAIN IN THE WORLD TODAY I SAID WHY I SAID WHY

I SAID WHY ♪ ♪ WHY ARE WE FIGHTING FOR ♪

♪♪♪ >> I CANNOT STOP WATCHING.

I LOVE EVERYBODIES TYPES OF BODIES.

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. ♪ I SAY WHY ARE WE FIGHTING

FOR ♪ >> I PRAY FOR PEACE, I LOVE THE

WORLD. RESPECT.

♪♪♪ [ APPLAUSE ]

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Faith Activates the Anointing Power of God with Kenneth Copeland (Air Date 5-8-17) - Duration: 23:21.

KENNETH: Well, faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word

of God. You go back through the scriptures. Find the

scripture that covers your situation and abide in it.

(Singing) I know my God has made the way for

me. I know my God has made the way for me.

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Believer's Voice of Victory.

This week, Kenneth Copeland teaches how to use your faith to

activate the power of God and bring the results you

need. Join him today as he shares how to access

God's wisdom hidden in His Word for you.

KENNETH: Hello, everybody. This is the Believer's Voice

of Victory Broadcast, and I'm Kenneth Copeland. Father,

we thank You today for Your Word. I'm asking

You, Sir, to manifest Yourself on this broadcast any way You

desire. We receive You. We're hungry for Your presence. And we

thank You in the name of the Lord Jesus for revelation from

heaven today. And we believe it, and we receive it in Jesus'

name. Amen. Praise God. I'm so glad you could be with us today.

Let's open our Bibles to Mark 5, please. We're going to be

looking at some things about faith today and as the--as the

Lord leads and the Lord wills. I know some places I'd like to

get, but we'll just start off like the Lord instructed me to

and just see how far we can go. Thank You, Lord. Mark 5, and I

want to look again at the woman with the issue of blood. And

we'll start reading with the 25th verse. "A certain woman,

which had an issue of blood for twelve years, and had suffered

many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had,

was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse, when she had heard

of Jesus, came in the press behind, and touched his

garment." Now, look at this 28th verse. "For she said--" Excuse

me. "--If I may but touch his clothes, I shall be whole. And

straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt

in her body that she was healed of that plague." Now, for just a

moment here, let's flip over to the book of Acts in the 10th

chapter. And I want us to look at the 38th verse. "That word--"

Start at 37th verse, "That word, I say, you know, which was

published throughout all Judaea, and began from Galilee, after

the baptism which John preached; how God anointed Jesus of

Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power." That's healing

power. It's miracle power. It is the power of the anointing. Now,

the Greek word here translated "power" is "dunamis." We get our

word "dynamo," we get our word "dynamite" from it. "Dynamic"

comes from that--the same root word there. "--with Holy Ghost

and power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were

oppressed of the devil; for God was with him." Now then, let's

go back here where we were. This woman had an issue of blood for

12 years. Now, we--now, we know from what we just read, amen,

that this thing, "this issue of blood for twelve years, suffered

many things of many physicians, spent all that she had, was

nothing bettered, but rather grew worse--" Amen. Now, we know

she was oppressed of the devil, for "Jesus went about doing

good, healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God

was with him." Amen. Now, I want--I want you to get

something here. "And straightway the fountain of her blood dried

up; she felt in her body that she was healed of that plague.

And Jesus, immediately knowing in himself that virtue--" Don't

ask me why the translators of the King James version

translated that "virtue." I don't know. It's the same word

translated "power" over in Acts 10. That's one of the reasons I

wanted you to see it. It's dunamis, the anointing. Jesus

said, "The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, for He's anointed me to

preach the gospel to the poor; he anointed me to heal the

brokenhearted, he anointed me to preach deliverance to the

captive, he anointed me to preach the recovery of sight to

the blind," and so forth in the 4th chapter of Luke, 18th verse.

And He was reading from Isaiah 61. If you go to the book of

Isaiah--we won't take time to do it now--and just back up to the

10th chapter, it says, "The yoke shall be destroyed because of

the anointing." Hallelujah. It's--we're right in the groove

here with something I want you to see. Now listen to this:

"Immediately knowing in himself that healing power had gone out

of him," that his anointing had gone out of Him, "turned him

about in the press, and said, Who touched my clothes?" Now, I

want you to notice, He didn't know who touched Him. Amen. But

He did know that anointing flowed out of Him into somebody.

Now, there were people--they said, "What are you talking

about? We've got people grabbing, you know, touching

you." But the touch of curiosity, the touch of wonder,

the touch of "I think I'd like to try this. Ohh, I just hope

He'd heal me." No, that won't do it. There were all kind of

people touching Him. His disciples said, "You see the

multitude thronging you, and you said, Who touched me? And he

looked around about to see her that had done this thing. But

the woman fearing and trembling, knowing what was done in her,

came and fell down before him, and told him all the truth." Now

listen to this. "He said unto her, Daughter, my anointing made

you whole." No, that's not what He said. But we know that's what

happened. Right? Say, "Right," because it's right. Ha-ha-ha.

Amen. "Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace,

and be whole of that plague." "Your faith made you whole."

"Well, yes, Brother Copeland, but, you see, all of these

things have been done away with. And when the last apostle--now,

they had the power to do this." This wasn't an apostle. This was

Jesus. And He hadn't been done away with, right? "But, yes, I

know, Brother Copeland, but that's a different dispensation,

and blah-blah-blah, ba-bla-blah, bla-bla-bla-blah, bla-bla-blah"

Now, notice--in fact, let me point out something to you.

Nowhere in Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, no where in the book of

Acts does it say the faith of the apostles made them whole;

nowhere, none, not once. Amen. Jesus did not say, "My anointing

made you whole." He said, "Your faith made you whole." Now, that

anointing in Him and on Him as He was walking towards Jairus'

house that day, that anointing was there and strong. But it was

her faith that made a demand on it, for she had already

activated her faith. Her faith was up. Her faith was ready. How

do we know that? Well, look at--notice what it said. Now,

let's back up there. "A certain woman, had an issue of blood

twelve years, suffered many things of many physicians, and

spent all that she had, nothing bettered, but rather grew worse,

when she heard of Jesus--" When she heard of Jesus." "She said,

If I may but touch his clothes, I shall be whole." Her faith had

spoken. She had heard of Jesus. She'd been meditating on this.

She had been listening to this. Amen. Now, what did Jesus

preach? We just read what He preached. That--Peter said "He

published this throughout all Judaea preaching peace by

Jesus." Jesus preached that sermon everywhere He went. "The

Spirit of the Lord is upon me, for he's anointed me to preach

the gospel to the poor," and so forth and so on. He preached

that everywhere He went. And then once He preached that, then

He taught on that. That--that's the reason they called Him "the

Anointed" because that's what He preached, "I'm anointed." He

preached, "I'm anointed." Everywhere He went, He preached,

"I'm anointed, I'm anointed, I'm anointed." Some believed it,

some didn't. Those that believed it got it; those that didn't,

didn't. Now, here's what I wanted you to see. It is the

touch of faith that makes a demand on that anointing. And it

is actually a demand on the Holy Spirit Himself because Jesus

said, "It is the Father that dwells within me, he does the

works." He is the anointing, He is God, He is the healer, He

is--ohh, glory to God. He's the helper, He's the intercessor

He's the standby, He's the advocate, He's the counselor,

He's the teacher, He's the comforter. Whoa. Glory to God.

The Greater One. Hallelujah. But it's faith that activates that

anointing. Now then, let's back up here to the book of Matthew

and we'll look for a moment at this same--at this same area of

ministry. Matthew 9, and let's look at Verse 27. Let's see.

Here we are. "And when Jesus departed there--" Now, where is

He departing? Jesus had gone from the lake shore towards

Jairus' house to minister to his daughter. Now, we know, from

what we just read, that the woman with the issue of blood

interrupted His going towards Jairus' house. Her--Jairus'

faith put Jesus on the move toward His house. Her faith

stopped Him in the middle of the road. Now notice this. Verse 22,

"Jesus said, Daughter, be of good comfort; thy faith made

thee whole." So we know we're right there. The reason I like

to use Mark's gospel to elaborate on this is just simply

because there's more detail there. But now there's more

detail in what I want to show you here in the book of Matthew.

Amen. Now, I want you to see this. "And the woman was made

whole from that hour. Jesus came to the ruler's house, and saw

the minstrels and the people making noise, Give place: the

maid is not dead," and so forth. "And they laughed. And he put

them out, and took her by the hand, and she rose," and so

forth. Now, Verse 27, "When Jesus departed there--" From

where? Jairus' house. When Jesus left Jairus' house "--two blind

men followed him, crying, and saying, Thou son of David, have

mercy on us." Now, what were they saying when they crying,

"Son of David. Son of David"? You find this more than once.

They were calling Him the Christ, the Anointed, Messiah.

See, that's what the word "Christ" is. It's the Greek

translation of the word "Messiah," which is the Hebrew

word for "anointed." We're talking about the anointing

here. And so they were--they were literally calling Him--we

don't have time. That's another study. But they were literally

calling Him "Messiah." "Anointed one! Anointed one! Son of David,

have mercy on us. And when he was come into the house, the

blind men came to him." Now look, "Jesus said unto them,

Believe ye that I am able to do this? And they said unto him,

Yes, Lord." Now, you remember the leper that came to Jesus and

said, "Lord, I believe you can. If you will, you can make me

whole." Jesus said, "I will," and laid His hands on him, and

the leprosy departed. Now, Jesus is asking them, "Do you believe

I can do this?" Obviously, they believed it was His will to do

it because they're hollering at Him, "Son of David, have mercy

on us!" I mean, they--obviously, they believed He would. But now

notice this, "Do you believe I'm able to do this? And they said

unto him, Yes, Lord. Then he touched their eyes, saying,

According to your faith be it done unto you." What's Jesus

after here? He's after their faith so that His anointing can

flow and heal them. It was His will for them to be well and for

them to get their eyesight. How do we know that? Well, He read

the book of Isaiah. "He's anointed me to preach recovery

of sight to the blind." That's one of the anointings that's on

Jesus' life and ministry, was recovery of sight to the blind.

Amen. And now we've already read Acts 10:38. We know from that,

that it was the devil that blinded them, not God. Amen. And

Jesus, we know, had come to destroy the works of the devil.

Praise God. John wrote that in I John. "He has come to destroy

the works of the devil." Well, Brother, He destroyed it in that

day, didn't He? "Their eyes were open." And praise God. Amen.

This is so powerful, right? "Now, so, Brother Copeland, what

now?" Well, faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word

of God. You go back through the scriptures. Find the Scripture

that covers your situation and abide in it. Abide in it. Stay

in it. Look at it. I've learned this over a period of time. When

you get up in the morning, and you stand and take that first

look in the mirror, don't look at yourself and say, "Oh, I'm so

tired, and I'm so weak. Oh, I'm so sick. Oh, God, I'm so sick."

No, no, no, no, no. All that does is make you sicker. You

look at yourself in that mirror, and you say, "This one thing I

know. I don't just believe this. I know this: 'Greater is He

that's in me than he that's in the world.' And I know this:

'Surely he hath borne my griefs, and carried my sorrows, my

sicknesses, diseases, weaknesses, and pains. And we

esteemed him stricken, and smitten of God. But he was

wounded for our transgression, he was bruised for our

iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with

his stripes we're healed.' And I know this: 'That he cast out the

devils with his Word, and he healed their sick, that it might

be fulfilled which was spoken by Isaiah the prophet, that "He

took our infirmities and He bare our sicknesses."'" And I know

this, 'He bore my sins in his own body on the tree that I may

be dead to sin and live unto righteousness by whose stripes I

was healed.' I know that. I believe that, but I know that. I

know that's true. I know He did that, and I receive it today.

And by His stripes I was healed, then by His stripes I am healed.

And I am healed today all day long." Now, if you don't know

those scriptures by heart, lay your Bible right there in front

of you, but do it first. Don't put other things before the Word

of God. Do it first, and do it every day. And whatever the

situation is that you're facing, you find those scriptures. You

take the time and you look them up. And you find them. And you

feed your spirit person on it. You feed your heart, then you

feed your mind on them. Jesus said, "If you abide in me--" Do

you abide in Him? "Yes, Brother Copeland, He is my Lord, and I

am in Christ." "--and my words abide in you--" Now, that's what

we were talking about there, is feeding the Word into your

spirit until it's alive. Abide until it's alive there. And

you--to where you get to where you think about it off and on

all day. And you take time to meditate on it. And when you're

praying, you're praying based on that. "Thank God. I receive my

healing because I know these things." And go back through

those scriptures. Now, listen to what He said, "If you abide in

me, and my words abide in you, ask what you will, and it will

be done unto you." Whoa. Glory to God. There's the answer right

there. Now, remember this: The psalmist said, "The entrance of

His word brings light." Also remember this: Jesus said,

"Continue ye in my Word, you'll be my disciple indeed; and

you'll know the truth, and the truth will make you free." Now,

listen to this now. "The entrance of His word bringeth

light." If I don't have the Word on it, then I don't have

anything to feed my faith. My faith is just sitting there

waiting because it'll work, but "Faith cometh by hearing,

hearing by the Word of God." If that Word is not abiding in me,

then I'm praying in the dark. "Well, God, oh, God, would you

please heal me? I don't--oh, could it--well, oh, I--" Huh? If

you don't know the truth about it, then you're praying in the

dark. And you'll--you'll ask and do things that can work against

your faith instead of supporting your faith. You know, hey, don't

you remember what the Word of God said when it said, "You have

not because you ask not"? It didn't end there. It said, "You

ask and receive not because you ask amiss." How many--let me

make an illustration of this. This is so simple you have to

have help to misunderstand it. I get in--I get in my car, and I

take the key, stick it in the ignition, and it won't turn.

"What's the matter with this thing? I've got to--I've got to

go here." Has it ever dawned on you you've got the wrong key?

Ha-ha-ha. You may have another car, same brand and so forth.

I've done this, is the reason I'm saying it. And the key will

go in there. I mean, it just feels great. It will not switch

that ignition on, and you ain't going anywhere. Why? You've got

to have the right key. There are--there are key issues in the

realm of faith where-- "Well, I'll just believe that faith

comes by praying for it." Well, it doesn't. You can pray from

now until doomsday, and faith doesn't come. "Faith cometh by

hearing, and hearing by the Word of God." Well, I just

believe--you know, it, really--ha-ha-ha. That--you go

back to the thing. "If my word abide--if you abide in me, and

my words abide in you--" I know what'll work faith because I

know what the Word says about it, and I'm not praying in the

dark. Glory to God. I'm praying in the light! And I'm a free

man. And I'll be back in just a moment.

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Snake Bites on the rise - Duration: 2:29.

WARMER WEATHER MEANS ALL SORTS

OF CREATURES ARE

COMING OUT....SOMETIMES TO CLOSE

FOR COMFORT... JUST

THIS WEEK WE'VE COVERED MAN O'

WAR WASHING ASHORE, TICKS ON

THE RISE, AND BED BUGS MAKING

THEMSELVES KNOW.

WELL TONIGHT WE BRING YOU A

STORY ABOUT A DIFFERENT

EQUALLY CREEPY

CRITTER....SNAKES. THE

PALMETTO POISON CENTER

SAYING SNAKE BITE NUMBERS ARE UP

THIRTY PERCENT THIS YEAR

SO I SPOKE TO AN EXPERT TO FIND

OUT WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TO

AVOID A BITE.

THEY HISS SLITTHER AND SOMETIMES

RADDLE

"Bat sound" CHANCES ARE THERE

ONE OF THE LAST THING YOU WANT

TO STUMBLE UPON. "They only

PERCENT FROM APRIL TWENTY

SIXTEENT TO APRIL TWENTY

SEVENTEEN "they'll bite us if

you step on them ,.trying to

SPRING COULD BE TO BLAME. "most

AND JUST LIKE THEM WE TOO COME

OUT MORE OFTEN IN THE SRPING.

CROSSING PATHS.. "snakes

instinct is to hide so

they.clean up in the spring."

OFTEN IN THE BACKAYARD. CLAMP

it clean"

THE LESS COVERAGE THEY HAVE ON

THE GROUND THE LESS LIKELY

THEY'LL CHOOSE STAY. "No

AWARE.. "if you always look

where you put your hand and your

feet you wont getBITTEN BY A

SNAKE."

IF YOU DO GET BIT... CLAMP SAYS

IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CALM.

IF THE BITE IS MINOR SEEK

MEDICAL ATTENTION AND GO

TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL. IF

YOU THINK THE SNAKE IS

POISONOUS CALL 9-1-1 SO THEY CAN

TRANSPORT YOU AND START

TREATING YOU AS SOON AS

POSSIBLE.

NOW.... A CHECK WITH STORM TEAM

TWO'S LAURA SMITH TO SEE HOW

THE REST OF THE WEEKEND IS

SHAPING UP.

ANOTHER COOL NIGHT IS EXPECTED

FOR US WE WILL SEE TEMPEARTURES

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A small "OUT" lick based on the TRITONE SUBSTITUTION - Learning Gypsy Jazz - Duration: 5:04.

Hi, Clément here

So, in this video I'll show you an "out" lick

based on the tritone substitution

So, if you don't know what's the tritone substitution

I wrote an article on that, you can click on 'i' for info

in the top right corner

that way you can read the article and then watch the video

to better understand to what the tritone substitution corresponds

So I'll show you a small lick based on the substitution principle

So it's a lick with a bit of an "out" color with a harmonic tension

which is rather nice

So first I'll show you the lick on the guitar

and then I'll explain how it's built

and how you can play it yourself

So, that's the lick

So in fact it's based around arpeggios

Here I'm on a A7 chord

So, if you studied the tritone substitution, you should know that A7 is substituted by Eb7

to understand that check out the article on the tritone substitution

So, the tritone substitution of A7 is Eb7

and to play that lick we will mix up

the A7 arpeggio and the Eb7 arpeggio

well, we'll play major arpeggios

We'll start by playing the A7 arpeggio

So, root note, third and fifth

then a little chromatiscism

to then arrive on Eb and play the Eb arpeggio

same thing a little chromatiscism

there we come back on A and play again the A arpeggio

chromatiscism

we arrive on the Eb arpeggio

to come back on A

so in fact we do

the A arpeggio, the Eb arpeggio

the A arpeggio

the Eb arpeggio

we fit in once the A arpeggio, once the Eb arpeggio

and to link those two arpeggios we play a little chromaticism

which results in

which gives us the main seventh chord

then the tritone, the main chord, the tritone, etc

which gives a nice effect with that small repeating pattern

so here the key is A7

but you can play it in other keys like D7

or like G

so, it's an "out" lick with this tritone substitution principle

Here I was on a A7, and I add the A and Eb arpeggios

but for example if you were on a Eb7 you could also play this lick

except that it would invert it

it would be the substitution then the seventh chord

For example if we are on a D7

you can start by D here, but you can also start with the Ab

which would give the substitution first then the seventh chord, etc.

So, to play that lick you take the chord

and you start either from the first note of the root note of the seventh chord

or the root note of the tritone substitution corresponding to the seventh chord

So, it was a small "out" lick that you can use in many contexts

and I'll make the tablature of this lick

in the PDF that you can download on the website if you are on Youtube you can click in the description

there is a link leading you to the website apprendre-le-jazz-manouche.com

at the end of the article you can download the PDF

if you're already on the website the PDF is at the end of the page

if you have any questions on all of that, on either the substitution the lick or anything

ask away in comments on Youtube

think about giving a thumb-up below the video

that's it for today, see you soon for an upcoming video

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Hello.

Are you SPORT SCIENCE.

Topic of this issue us in the comments below

Video offered Roman Oganesyan, for which a special thank you to him.

As once said Albert Einstein, "Insanity - is accurate

repetition of the same actions.

Time after time, in the hope the change. "

Although there are those who would say, it is not madness, and SPARTA,

well, or bodybuilding.

And they will be wrong.

With an iron will and self-discipline, a person who for the time

time will be posted in training without having

understanding and analysis of its training process

be sure to get hurt.

It so happens that you start feel funny,

that it constantly hurts - and it's not pleasant muscle

pain, and something else.

Strength and desire to train No, but do you get yourself in

hands and go to the gym.

And then you wonder how it turned out that,

seemingly warm-up weight you travmirueshsya.

This is due to the fact that microtrauma, chronic

nedovosstanovleniya accumulate and translate into something more

serious.

You have not torn in training?

Well, you can continue tear the ass without a rest,

because no pain - no gain.

The most important thing here is not to be confused laziness and growing overtraining.

Such problems do not happen people who exercise

ICRI and makrotsiklirovaniya training load.

Most people train on the basis of take-over,

throw farther.

With this approach, you need to need understanding

not only fully rest within the training

Time to holidays, but also with the so-called scheduled

a break from training.

As a general rule it is recommended to arrange such holidays

every 2-3 months, and its duration average varies from

1 to 2 weeks.

You do not have to fear for their precious muscle - First

fear will increase production cortisol, which will

to O GOD my Lord catabolism, and secondly - the 1-2 weeks

rest not introduce negative changes in the years formed

muscle structure.

Although we are confident that there will be those who are sure to comments

write that after 1 missed training

they lose weight by 10, so that there - 15 kilos and all that

muscle.

Yeah.

Himself rest may be divided 2 main types - active

and passive.

If you within 2 weeks lain in bed,

it will certainly passive form of relaxation.

He, too, has a place to be in case your

central nervous system It was too congested,

or you were on the verge injuries - those who have been injured

remember these in training sensation that preceded

this.

Pain, discomfort in the ligaments, joints, or

muscles.

In such a case the passive holiday - your choice.

Active rest means under an active,

such as walking, active games, low-intensity

cardio.

Ardent fans iron Sports that we ourselves

are, we do not recommend to train with

iron within the active recreation.

excessive fanaticism inevitably turn light

workout in a hardcore training.

Massage, a good sleep, a full food, bath salt and

douche perfectly complement this release, and

will allow you to recover, heal all microtrauma

and go to the gym a new version of itself.

And finally, a few theses, which we recommend

you understand and remember.

The more hardcore you are training, so you can often arrange

afford such holidays.

In training affected Several systems that

restored with different speed - the first is

energy, for it is restored hormonal balance, etc.

muscle and most of the time the restoration required

the central nervous system.

Training on the background nedovosstanovleniya any of these systems early

or later will lead to a plateau or injury.

Since this topic is extremely extensive, write in the comments,

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