Shaq: WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?
THIS IS THE VICTIM OF SHARK WEEK.
THIS IS SEBASTIAN.
IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER AND SAY HI TO HIM,
YOU'D BE MORE THAN WELCOME TO.
GOOD BOY. GOOD!
OH, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
AS SOON AS YOU START PETTING HIM,
YOU'LL SEE HE REALLY LIKES WHEN HE GOES LIKE...
[ SEAL BARKS ]
YOU GUYS CAN ACTUALLY SEE THAT THIS IS WHY
GREAT WHITE SHARKS LOVE TO EAT THESE ANIMALS,
BECAUSE THEY GOT SO MUCH MASS ON THEIR BODY.
A LOT OF MASS ON THEIR BODY.
I KNOW. JUST SAYING.
IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT SHAQ ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A SEA LION.
YEAH, LOOK, LOOK. SIMILAR.
THERE'S DEFINITELY A RESEMBLANCE.
SMILE.
SIMILARITY?
THEY'RE CUTE! I MEAN, LOOK AT THEM!
THEY KNOW LIKE OVER 50 COMMANDS! AM I RIGHT?
♪♪
Riggle: OH!
SHAQUILLE O'SEAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NICE. SHAQUILLE O'SEAL.
SHAQUILLE O'SEAL.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT SHAQ FINALLY
STARTED TO WARM UP TO THE SEA LIONS.
[ SEAL BARKING ]
ALL RIGHT, MY NAME IS SHAQ, AND THIS IS ROB.
[ SEAL BARKS ]
KNOW WHAT, ROB?
STARTING TO FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE.
ALL RIGHT. READY TO COMPLETE YOUR TRAINING?
YEAH. AWESOME.
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'Tulip vs Gran'ma' Talked About Scene Ep. 305 | Preacher - Duration: 3:18.
[Pump motor whirring, clunking]
♪♪
♪♪
[Lighter clicks]
♪♪
[Blowing]
♪♪
[Pump motor whirring, clunking]
♪♪
[Water bubbling]
[Pump motor whirring, clunking]
♪♪
♪♪
M-Miss Tulip, I'm afraid I got some -- some bad news fer ya.
Jody? Look out!
[Grunts]
♪♪
A seven-letter "observant person"
is a "witness."
[Pen clicks]
♪♪
[Chain rattling]
[Grunting]
Hey!
♪♪
♪♪
You're making a big mistake.
I ain't big on killin' little old ladies
that saved my life, that's fer sure.
♪♪
But you?
I'd make an exception.
Now, I'm gonna ask nicely --
you break the spell on Jesse and let us go.
No one gets hurt.
♪♪
Or not.
♪♪
[Both grunting]
♪♪
Tulip: Drop it!
Drop it! Gran'ma: Aah! Aah!
[Both grunting]
Aah!
Drop it.
Drop it!
[Grunting]
[Choking]
[Knife thuds]
Jesse: Tulip.
[Breathing heavily] I did it.
It's over.
[Exhales deeply]
[Thuds]
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Don't do this while Steve's sleeping! | Celebrity Family Feud - Duration: 2:02.
From "The Real," it's Adrienne Houghton and family,
playing for the Global Gift Foundation USA.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And they're taking on the singing/acting sisters,
Aly and A.J. Michalka and their family,
playing for P.S. Arts.
Let's play "Feud."
Give me Adrienne. Give me Aly.
♪♪
Top 6 answers on the board. Here we go.
"We asked 100 women,
'Name something you'd like to do to Steve Harvey
while he's sleeping.'"
Tickle him.
Tickle.
Just one answer to top it.
-Sex. -Okay.
[ Laughter ]
I mean...
we're -- we're getting controversial, but...
But please wake me up.
[ Laughter ]
I feel like that might be number 1.
I promise you, if you wake me up... That might be.
Sex!
[ Audience groans ]
It's very disappointing for you.
Really great for me.
It was.
Unbelievable! This is your show.
100 women?!
[ Laughter ]
Nobody?!
Not even two?!
My God!
How ugly am I?
She thought it.
Nobody?!
Thank you for saying it, Aly.
Thank you so much.
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CAT IS TAKING A SHOWER (ENG SUB) - Duration: 7:08.
You look so handsome!
What are you thinking of?
Wait! You gotta wash your face, sweetie
Lulu: Grr.
(Laughing)
Oh! Scary!
Huh? DD!
(Running)
Coco, Coco, Coco...
Where are you?
Huh? There you are!
(Laughing)
DD! You... (lol) Oh, you're not DD.
He just kicked me! (lol)
Come on! Let's go!
Why are you so nervous? Hi, kitty?
Ta-da!
Did you see something next to you?
It's Bubble duck!
You've seen it drinking water, huh?
Hi, kitty!
You look so handsome...
But smell bad.
You should've done grooming on every part of your body.
Huh?
Look up.
Put some water on mane.
The truth is you are quite slim.
Wow...
Wow~ It's so cool!
I think I need to wash your neck more
because it's specifically smelly.
I head that other kitties even go to the hair salon in summer.
You don't need to get your hair cut.
Let's just wash your butts and chin.
You would feel much better.
Oh...
(Laughing)
Look! The water gets dirty!
(Laughing)
Dirty water...
Butts!
What's happening?
The water got dirty! (lol)
I'm sorry... I think I've been a bit careless
since I've been busy...
(Laughing)
You look so handsome!
What are you thinking of?
Wait! You gotta wash your face, sweetie
Phew...
Phew...
Take off your boogers too
with the clean water...
Wash your chin too.
Oh...
Why did you come? (lol)
Come here.
Look he's leaving because I splashed water!
Will you just stay there?
You're so funny! I will splash the water again!
POK!
Lulu: Hi, mic!
(Laughing)
Oh my...
Kitty! One last time!
You're too fluffy so...
Wait! It's almost done!
Good!
Hold on! Let me wash your belly.
Phew...
Good boy~ Good boy~
Ung...
Wanna go out?
One last time! For real!
One last time.
It's almost over. I washed every part.
Oh... Did you get scared?
Oh, my...
OK, honey.
Let's go get dried and eat some yummy food!
You did a great job, sweetie.
You washed your face and took off boogers, huh?
Kitty...
Were you just
sitting and watching your brother taking bath?
Let's get dried, doctor Coco.
Oh, feel good, huh?
You feel good after taking shower in summer, huh?
The dead hairs has gone.
And you don't smell bad anymore.
(Laughing)
Well done, kitty!
(Dryer sound)
Hahaha... Oh, gotta get dried little more.
You looks so skinny!
Do you feel good?
Do you like the cool wind?
(Laughing)
Wait...
Do you feel good?
Come here, kitty.
Oh... your tail looks so poor...
Good job, honey.
Eat this and chill out.
You did really good job today.
Sweetie.
By the way, the water really got dirty...
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Murder victim's mother: 'I didn't get any closure' - Duration: 3:05.
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Reports Of Multiple People Shot In Toronto - Duration: 0:23.
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Central Park Raccoon Deaths Under Investigation - Duration: 0:29.
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Couple Robbed and Assaulted Outside Oak Cliff Home - Duration: 2:03.
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Kristin Cavallari Goes Into Boss Mode This Sunday | Very Cavallari | E! - Duration: 0:16.
Are you ready for my day?
I can't have girls fighting at the store.
She was trying to tell me how to do my job.
I'm not gonna ask her for a [ bleep ] thing.
If this continues to happen, people won't be working here.
I don't understand what is happening.
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Seattle Attacks Gun-Owners With 'Safe Storage' Gun Laws, Blindsided After NRA Shows Up With Lawsuit - Duration: 3:36.
Seattle Attacks Gun-Owners With 'Safe Storage' Gun Laws, Blindsided After NRA Shows Up With
Lawsuit
A recently passed law by the City of Seattle is facing a lawsuit before it even goes into
effect.
The National Rifle Association, the Seattle-area Second Amendment Foundation and two Seattle
residents are suing over the city's new gun-safety law, which was signed into law
last week and becomes effective Jan. 1.
The lawsuit was filed Friday in King County Superior Court.
The suit alleges the new "safe storage" requirement violates state law which prevents
cities from regulating guns.
Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan — who signed the law into effect — and the city's police
chief, Carmen Best, are also named as defendants in the lawsuit.
Under the new law, gun owners can be fined up to $500 for failure to store a firearm
in a locked container or to render it unusable by anyone other than the owner.
That fine would increase to $1,000 if a minor or anyone else prohibited from using the gun
gets their hands on an unsecured weapon.
A fine of up to $10,000 would be assessed if a minor or prohibited person uses an unsecured
firearm to cause injury, death or commit a crime.
In addition, a gun owner who does not promptly report a lost, stolen or "improperly"
used gun could face fines of between $500 and $1,000.
The legislation will apply only to guns that are stored.
Guns being carried legally under the control of their owners are not affected.
In a statement announcing its lawsuit, the Second Amendment Foundation said the state's
legislature has sole authority to adopt gun laws including, but not limited to, "registration,
licensing, possession, purchase, sale, acquisition, transfer, discharge and transportation"
of firearms.
"Seattle seems to think it should be treated differently than any other local government
when it comes to firearm regulation," SAF founder and Executive Vice President Alan
Gottlieb said, according to KOMO-TV.
"We should not have to repeatedly remind Seattle that they are still part of Washington
state and must obey the law."
The city responded to the suit with an expected "do-it-for-the-kids" argument.
"Frankly, this is no surprise," City Attorney Pete Holmes said in a statement to The Seattle
Times.
"The mayor and council are trying to prevent children from accessing guns with this Safe
Storage legislation.
If the NRA and SAF want to be on record fighting responsible gun ownership, that's their
choice."
Dave Workman of the SAF said the law not only doesn't improve safety, it also is almost
impossible to enforce.
"How do they expect to enforce something like that," Workman told KCPQ-TV.
"What a person does in the privacy of their own home is really none of the city's business."
This is not Seattle's first attempt at going around state law to control guns.
In 2010, the city banned firearms from Seattle parks.
Again, the NRA and SAF sued, and the law was eventually ruled unconstitutional.
While those on the left will argue this is simply the kind of "common sense" gun
laws they often demand, the reality is that responsible gun owners almost always have
their weapons secure.
And the two citizens who are part of this suit claim the law would prevent them from
having guns by their side if they believe they were needed for self-defense.
Workman says he doesn't believe this new law will be on the books for long, and said
the mayor has a larger goal in mind with this ordinance.
"The purpose isn't safe fire arms, they are trying to erode the state's preemptive
statute," Workman said.
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Houston activates 'heat emergency' plan amid record temperatures - Duration: 2:35.
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Here's Why Meghan Markle Has Been BANNED Trousers Outfits For The First Royal Tour At Australia - Duration: 3:38.
Every time Meghan Markle is photographed in public people immediately scrutinise what
she's wearing.
Since wedding Prince Harry this year, she has pushed the boundaries of the traditional
royal wardrobe.
So far she's impressed most fashion lovers with her modern look, which is very different
to the traditional royal 'look'.
Unlike her sister-in-law the Duchess of Cambridge, one of Meghan's favourite items seems to be
trousers and she's often spotted in flares or the cigarette style.
But it turns out not everyone loves some of her bolder fashion ideas - including Prince
Harry.
In fact, there's one look he particularly disapproves of and he actually gave a 'thumbs
down' to during a recent meeting to discuss her outfits for the October tour of Australia.
Meghan has been meeting with various designers to plan her looks for the trip at Kensington
Palace with husband by her side.
But when they were shown a masculine Stella McCartney tuxedo suit, Prince Harry wasn't
impressed.
A source told Mail Online : "Meghan is being told she needs to stop dressing like a Hollywood
star and start dressing like a Royal.
"Meghan wanted to wear a tuxedo-style suit but Harry said it wasn't traditional enough."
But Meghan isn't the first royal to swap a formal evening gown for a tuxedo - and Prince
Harry's mum Diana wore them on several occasions.
Harry and Meghan will be following in the footsteps of his parents, the Prince of Wales
and Diana, whose first royal tour as a married couple was also to Australia and New Zealand.
MEGHAN Markle often breaks tradition by wearing trousers – but there is one clothing item
she may have to swerve.
But apparently, there's one item of clothing that Meghan has been banned from wearing.
According to The Mail on Sunday, Harry rejected one of the outfits his wife purchased for
their upcoming Australia tour.
The Prince is said to have thumbsed-down Meg's plans to wear a masculine suit.
While the royal is regularly pictured wearing trousers, the Stella McCartney tuxedo is apparently
unacceptable.
Instead, her aides have allegedly advised her to stick to "demure skirts and opaque
tights".
In an interview with the paper, an insider said: "Meghan is being told she needs to
stop dressing like a Hollywood star and start dressing like a Royal.
"Meghan wanted to wear a tuxedo-style suit but Harry said it wasn't traditional enough."
While wearing smart trousers may seem unusual for female members of the royal family, this
isn't actually the case.
Princess Diana was pictured wearing a suit and bow tie at numerous points of her life.
In 1988, the Princess of Wales wore a tux to a dog racing event at Wembley Stadium.
The famous ensemble also included a vibrant green waistcoat.
And in 1984, Diana sported a black and white suit to a Genesis rock concert.
Since she walked down the aisle in May, Meghan has had to be more mindful of royal protocol.
Earlier this week, reports claimed she was finding these regulations strict to get her
head around.
One insider alleged that she "has found certain rules in the royal household difficult
to understand - like the fact that the Queen prefers women in dresses or skirts rather
than trouser suits".
They added: "I think she finds it a little frustrating at times, but this is her new
life, and she has to deal with it."
Following these reports, the Palace denied the claims as a "fabrication".
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Quick & Easy Art Journal Process When You don't Have A Lot Of Time - Duration: 8:47.
hi everyone its Keren here and welcome back to my channel today I have a new
tutorial where I created a quick and easy our journaling page and where I
show you a step-by-step our journal process using visible image stamps and
I'm working inside my joggle 6x6 this bount
watercolor art journal all the products are listed below in the description area
now I love working in my discount art journal from juggles I love my 6x6 it's
a great space and a great great size and I love it that you can remove the pages
the thing with this double art journal page is that I've already used a journal
several times and now all my pages are done on one side and I want to make sure
that the other side is filled as well however I do not want to ruin the other
side because I live really loved the pages so I can't put too much of a wet
medium in the back so I figured that the best medium to do behind it is to use
distress exciting's so I took my Tim Holtz glass mat which
actually has been sitting in a box for a while and don't know why I never used it
because I truly truly love it and it's just so easy to use and I'm
doing it right on top of it and I'm using the white part to add the ink and
I'm using several colors of distress Hawk sightings which I will list below
and all I'm doing is just adding them to my white matte and then spraying them
with a little bit of water and then dipping my pages now you can see that
both pages have in different type of art journal in the back so what I'm trying
to do is I'm trying to fill a set of our journals
in the middle now if you don't want to do double spreads I know some people use
this disc bound journal and just use one side of the 6x6 page and then you don't
have to worry about filling the back it will just stay white and plain and
that's okay as well I love both ways of doing that but because I wanted to have
a full journal I am doing this and that's the reason why I am using a
medium that is not so liquidy so it will not stay in the back
not soak the paper as much I really love this art journal specifically because
you can remove the pages and you can do so many things with it so I don't have
to be stuck inside in our journal and it doesn't also ruin the middle of the art
journal where the binding is this way I can remove it and then put it on at the
end I also love the way the distress oxide earrings create an amazing simple
background you don't have to do much to it you can just continue adding
different stained elements with different colors and it creates a
fabulous background that you can just add things to it after so by continuing
to add the colors you continue to add really nice things to it as well one of
the things I wanted to do is I wanted to match some of the stains that were
already on the back of this art journal I wanted to match them with the same
colors from the distress Hawk sightings and other things I wanted to do is I
wanted to use some of my distress oxide inks because I just recently purchased
the next 12 colors and I realized that some of the third bundle that I had
bought I have not used it was a good way to taking them out and using them for
this purpose so I continued adding layers of the colors until I was happy
with the result then I just heat said and that was it and I wanted to talk
about the point of this type of art journaling this is a very simple easy to
make art journal and the reason why I'm doing it is because I wanted to our
journal and create art but I'm really constricted in terms of time I don't
have time right now there's a lot of things going on and I'm very very busy
and I still wanted to journal I still wanted to have video content for my
youtube channel but I really didn't know what to do and I wanted to show that
it's sometimes just easy to show a simple way of doing are generally not
using a lot of products just very very simple and that still looks beautiful
and it still gets that art craving and that amazing feeling that you get when
you create art but it doesn't have to be something too complicated since I wanted
to keep everything very simple I wanted to have just one stamped focal image and
I took this amazing life is beautiful stamp from visible image which is an
amazing a penny from the UK and I took the
hummingbird from the stamp set and placed it where I wanted it on the left
side of the page then using my stamp platform from Tim Holtz I decided to
stamp the image onto the background I use black archival ink and just stamp
the image I had to stamp it a few times just because the paper is not smooth in
the background so some of the parts were not stamping perfectly but that's why
it's so good to have a stamp positioner like the Tim Holtz stamp platform so I
just continued doing this a couple times until I was able to stamp the whole
image this hummingbird is just beautiful I really love the silhouette effect and
the distress that it has in the wing so it looks like it's flying and I thought
it was amazing to have it for a focal point for the other side I decided to
stamp the sentiment that comes with the stamp set which says life is beautiful
it's really nice to stamp it above and I used the same ink to stamp this and I
only had to use the stamp platform twice in order to get a crisp image to add
some more distress and interest to the background I took the third stamp that
came in the set and using a stamp lock I stamped it around the page using the
black archival ink again this gave a lot of interest to my background and made
the images look cohesive then to match the splatters from the back of the
hummingbird I took some black soot distress oxide ink and diluted it with a
little bit of water and then splattered it in the background all you have to do
is just create a nice watercolor like consistency and then tap a paint brush
to create the splatters then I use what was left over on my mat to distress the
edges it's really easy to just move the edges along the wet areas and all it
does it creates a nice border for the background and I love having borders on
my backgrounds because they're really frame everything
well he said everything really well and then I took my black football pen and
started adding border markings around the edges of the journal I love doing
this as well because it enhances the borders and all I did is just randomly
add lines very roughly so they become distressed and uneven I also felt like
the background in it a little bit more so I took a script stamp and I just
added a little bit of that script image around the edges of my background that
way it kind of framed everything and created a really nice distressed look to
everything which was the theme that I was going for in this art journal I
really wanted to keep this simple and not add too many elements so that's why
I only did stamping and a little bit of distressing finally I took my white
uniball signo pen and started adding a little bit of white markings on the bird
I just basically highlighted the wings and the tail just so they would stand
out a little bit more once I was done all I had to do is just pop the pages
back in and it was perfect and it didn't damage the back of the pages and now I
have double-sided art journal pages that I can enjoy when I'm flipping through
the journal so some of the pages had a lot of wet elements on them and then
there's these quick and easy pages where I use things like ink to create their
backgrounds and that way they didn't stay in the back of the other pages
thank you so much for watching I hope you enjoyed this quick and easy our
journal page especially if you don't have a lot of time to create and you
really want to get creative if you like my video please give it a thumbs up and
share it with your friends with social media for more inspiration subscribe to
my channel and visit me on my website thank you so much and have an amazing
day bye
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Young couple killed in hit-and-run crash in Nassau Co. were expecting a child - Duration: 1:02.
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이달의소녀탐구 #374 (LOONA TV #374) - Duration: 0:58.
(The second day of Line & Up ended successfully!) All: Hello, it's LOOΠΔ
HeeJin: I'm so happy right now~
HeeJin: And I heard that Kim Lip has something important to say to you~
Kim Lip: You know, I'm very happy right now because all of you gave a lot of love and support
Kim Lip: However, there's another thing to celebrate, right?
Kim Lip: 1, 2, 3!
(It's the birthday of Choerry, the youngest of ODD EYE CIRCLE!) All: Happy birthday, Choerry!
(And this is a suprise event prepared with fans!)
(And this is a suprise event prepared with fans!) 'Happy birthday, Choerry'
(Celebrate her 18th birthday together on the stage!) All: Happy birthday to you~
(Celebrate her 18th birthday together on the stage!)
#NowPlaying "LOOΠΔ/Choerry - Love Cherry Motion"
HeeJin: Actaully, people make a wish when they blow out the candles on the cake~
HeeJin: How about you, what was your wish?
Choerry: I wish that we, LOOΠΔ, will stay together as long as we can, like 500, 1000 years
Choerry: And I hope all the fans will continue to stay with us like 100, 500, 1000 years!
(You will continue to stay with us, right?) Choerry: Thank you so much~
(You will continue to stay with us, right?) HeeJin: Congratulation on your 18th birthday~
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북한 A2AD 뚫는 미군의 창끝 대규모 관통탄(MOP) ➤ korean army - Duration: 12:13.
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大快人心,中国篮球突然祭出5大改革举措,网友纷纷点赞主席姚明 - Duration: 2:49.
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MC耀宗 - 崛起 ft. Boiii P (Official Video) - Duration: 3:35.
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拒与胡歌拍吻戏,却总说胡歌最帅,韩雪与胡歌到底啥关系 - Duration: 4:01.
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芒果台不愿花5亿买杨幂《扶摇》,却宁愿花8亿买赵丽颖的新剧 - Duration: 2:37.
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孙俪晒照片,邓超嫌弃没有自己求大神P图,网友各显神通! - Duration: 1:32.
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The Crew 2 - Best & Fastest Follower & Money Making Methods - Duration: 19:56.
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For more infomation >> The Crew 2 - Best & Fastest Follower & Money Making Methods - Duration: 19:56.-------------------------------------------
簡単!シャンデリアパーツの組み立て♪(基本編)by EL JEWEL - Duration: 0:49.
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For more infomation >> 簡単!シャンデリアパーツの組み立て♪(基本編)by EL JEWEL - Duration: 0:49.-------------------------------------------
해병대 중에서도 9명만이 선택받는 특수요원의 정체 - Duration: 10:12.
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For more infomation >> 해병대 중에서도 9명만이 선택받는 특수요원의 정체 - Duration: 10:12.-------------------------------------------
2018.7.22 新型ジムニーも登場!七転び八起き・チャリティーレース - Duration: 4:01.
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How did YOU get there? - Duration: 0:58.
*Obnoxious Screaming with a lot of pain*
*More screaming*
*Gun Shots*
*Gun Shots*
*Gun Shots*
*Officer Cusses*
*Automatic Shots*
*Automatic Rifle Shots*
*More Shots are fired, (Shotgun and automatic)*
*Screaming*
*Gun shots followed by screaming and moaning*
*Gun Shots*
*Sad Music Plays*
*Title screen shows, "wasted".*
The End, (followed by heavenly music in the background)
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Skyrim-Lore Books:Mysterious Akavir - Duration: 3:55.
Mysterious Akavir
Akavir means "Dragon Land." Tamriel means "Dawn's Beauty." Atmora means "Elder Wood." Only the Redguards know what Yokuda ever meant.
Akavir is the kingdom of the beasts. No Men or Mer live in Akavir, though Men once did.
These Men, however, were eaten long ago by the vampiric Serpent Folk of Tsaesci.
Had they not been eaten, these Men would have eventually migrated to Tamriel.
The Nords left Atmora for Tamriel. Before them, the Elves had abandoned Aldmeris for Tamriel.
The Redguards destroyed Yokuda so they could make their journey.
All Men and Mer know Tamriel is the nexus of creation, where the Last War will happen, where the Gods unmade Lorkhan and left their Adamantine Tower of secrets.
Who knows what the Akaviri think of Tamriel, but ask yourself: why have they tried to invade it three times or more?
There are four major nations of Akavir: Kamal, Tsaesci, Tang Mo, and Ka Po' Tun.
When they are not busy trying to invade Tamriel, they are fighting with each other.
Kamal is "Snow Hell." Demons live there, armies of them. Every summer they thaw out and invade Tang Mo, but the brave monkey-folk always drive them away.
Once Ada'Soom Dir-Kamal, a king among demons, attempted to conquer Morrowind, but Almalexia and the Underking destroyed him at Red Mountain.
Tsaesci is "Snake Palace," once the strongest power in Akavir. The serpent-folk ate all the Men of Akavir a long time ago, but still kind of look like them.
They are tall, beautiful, covered in golden scales, and immortal. They enslave the goblins of the surrounding isles, who provide labor and fresh blood.
The holdings of Tsaesci are widespread. When natives of Tamriel think of the Akaviri they think of the Serpent-Folk,
because one ruled the Cyrodilic Empire for four hundred years in the previous era.
Tang Mo is the "Thousand Monkey Isles." There are many breeds of monkey-folk, and they are all kind, brave, and simple.
They can raise armies when they must, for all of the other Akaviri nations have, at one time or another, tried to enslave them.
They cannot decide who they hate more, the Snakes or the Demons, but ask one, and he will probably say, "Snakes."
Though once bitter enemies, the monkey-folk are now allies with the tiger-folk of Ka Po' Tun.
Ka Po' Tun is the "Tiger-Dragon's Empire." The cat-folk here are ruled by the divine Tosh Raka, the Tiger-Dragon. They are now a very great empire, stronger than Tsaesci.
After the Serpent-Folk ate all the Men, they tried to eat all the Dragons. They managed to enslave the Red Dragons, but the black ones had fled to Po Tun.
A great war was raged, which left both the cats and the snakes weak, and the Dragons all dead. Since that time the cat-folk have tried to become the Dragons.
Tosh Raka is the first to succeed. He is the largest Dragon in the world, orange and black, and he has very many new ideas.
"First," Tosh Raka says, "is that we kill all the vampire snakes." Then the Tiger-Dragon Emperor wants to invade Tamriel.
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