WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW.
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
WELL, THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE JUST RAISED MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT
WHY DONALD TRUMP FIRED F.B.I.
DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY.
OKAY.
NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW WHY.
DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW WHY.
( LAUGHTER ) FIRST, HE SAID IT WAS BASED ON
THE RECOMMENDATION OF ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL AND 50-YEAR-OLD
JUST HITTING PUBERTY, ROD ROSENSTEIN.
( LAUGHTER ) HANG IN THERE, ROD.
TRUMP EVEN SENT MIKE PENCE OUT THERE TO REPEAT IT.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
ROD SAYS HE'S GOTTA GO.
ROD'S THE MAN."
SOME PEOPLE WERE SKEPTICAL THAT THIS WAS TRUE.
FOR INSTANCE, ROD ROSENSTEIN, WHO SAID, AND I'M PARAPHRASING,
"WHAT?
NO!
SORRY, FELLAS, NO."
AT ONE POINT, ROSENSTEIN ACTUALLY THREATENED TO QUIT.
IT WILL BE DETAILED IN HIS TELL-ALL BOOK "THREATENING
COURAGE."
( LAUGHTER ) STILL, THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF
KEPT REPEATING THAT THE DECISION CAME AFTER THE RECOMMENDATION
FROM ROD.
AND TODAY DONALD TRUMP BACKED THOSE STAFFERS UP AND THEN RAN
OVER THEM REPEATEDLY BY CHANGING HIS STORY.
>> MONDAY YOU MET WITH THE DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL ROD
ROSENSTEIN.
>> RIGHT.
>> DID YOU ASK FOR A RECOMMENDATION?
>> WHAT I DID IS I WAS GOING TO FIRE COMEY.
MY DECISION.
IT WAS NOT-- >> YOU MADE THE DECISION BEFORE
THEY CAME IN THE ROOM?
>> I, I WAS GOING TO FIRE COMEY.
I -- THERE'S NO GOOD TIME TO DO IT, BY THE WAY.
THEY -- >> BECAUSE, IN YOUR LETTER, YOU
SAID I HAVE ACCEPTED THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS.
YOU HAD ALREADY MADE THE DECISION?
>> OH, I WAS GOING TO FIRE REGARDLESS OF RECOMMENDATION.
>> Stephen: YES, HE WAS GOING TO DO IT REGARDLESS.
TOTALLY BELIEVABLE.
TRUMP DOES HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF DOING WHATEVER HE WANTS
REGARDLESS.
BUT HEY, WHEN YOU'RE A STAR, THEY LET YOU DO IT.
COMEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WAS IN TROUBLE WHEN TRUMP PULLED
OUT THE TIC TACS.
( LAUGHTER ) SO IF IT WASN'T THE
RECOMMENDATION, WHY DID HE GET RID OF HIM?
>> LOOK, HE'S A SHOWBOAT, HE'S A GRANDSTANDER.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Stephen: THAT IS REALLY THE
SQUASH CALLING THE PUMPKIN ORANGE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT WAS AN ORANGE FLOAT AT THE
ROSE PARADE.
( APPLAUSE ) AND THAT WASN'T TRUMP'S ONLY
INTERVIEW THIS WEEK.
HE ALSO SAT DOWN WITH "THE ECONOMIST," AND TALKED ABOUT
CHINESE PRESIDENT XI JINPING AND THE AMAZING THINGS HE LEARNED.
"OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH CHINA IS LONG.
OF COURSE, BY CHINA STANDARDS, IT'S VERY SHORT.
YOU KNOW, THEY GO BACK 8,000 YEARS.
WE HAVE -- 1776 IS LIKE MODERN HISTORY.
THEY CONSIDER 1776 LIKE YESTERDAY, AND THEY, YOU KNOW,
GO BACK A LONG TIME."
"DID YOU KNOW THAT GENERAL TSO WAS A REAL GUY?!
I THINK HE FOUGHT WITH CAP'N CRUNCH."
( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: MAGICALLY DELICIOUS.
>> Stephen: THIS INTERVIEW WITH THE TRUMP REALLY THINKS HE
LIKES HIS NEW BEST FRIEND XI JINPING.
"I THINK I LIKE HIM A LOT.
I THINK HE LIKES ME A LOT.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET FOR TEN MINUTES, AND THE TEN MINUTES
TURNED OUT TO BE THREE HOURS.
ALONE, THE TWO OF US.
THE NEXT DAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEN MINUTES, DINNER TURNED
OUT TO BE THREE HOURS.
I MEAN, HE'S A GREAT GUY."
♪ TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE, DID YOU HAVE LOTS OF FUN?
♪ TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.
WILL THEY KILL "KIM JONG UN"?
♪ ( APPLAUSE )
♪ TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE ♪ ♪ DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS ♪
♪ TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE, WILL THEY DPOAR GIVE OUR DEBT?
♪ THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT ELSE?
TRUMP ALSO LAID OUT HIS NEW TAX REFORM PLAN, AND USED A TOTALLY
ORIGINAL METAPHOR -- "IT'S CALLED PRIMING THE PUMP.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T DO THAT, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BRING YOUR
TAXES DOWN.
YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPRESSION "PRIME THE PUMP"?
HAVE YOU HEARD THAT EXPRESSION BEFORE?
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HEARD IT.
I MEAN, I JUST-- I CAME UP WITH IT A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, AND I
THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
( LAUGHTER ) YES.
DON'T ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION SETS.
YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT.
DONALD TRUMP IS CLAIMING HE CAME UP WITH
THE PHRASE, "PRIME THE PUMP?!" SIR, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM
MELANIA'S SPEECH?
( LAUGHTER ) JUST DON'T DO IT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, I'M NO EXPERT.
I'M NOT SURE WHO INVENTED THE PHRASE "PRIMING THE PUMP," BUT I
THINK IT DATES BACK TO THE PUMP.
WHAT OTHER PHRASES DID TRUMP "INVENT?"
"PAPER OR PLASTIC, THAT WAS ME.
I CALL A LEFT TURN A "LOUIE."
"HOW'S IT HANGIN'?" NO ONE WONDERED HOW IT HUNG
BEFORE ME.
CHOCOHOLIC.
"YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.
GOODBYE."
( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP ALSO GAVE A WHITE HOUSE
TOUR TO "TIME" MAGAZINE, AND GAVE REPORTERS A FIRSTHAND LOOK
AT HIS DINNER ROUTINE.
"AS HE SETTLES DOWN, THEY BRING HIM A DIET COKE, WHILE THE REST
OF THE GUESTS ARE SERVED WATER.
WHEN THE CHICKEN ARRIVES, HE IS THE ONLY ONE GIVEN AN EXTRA DISH
OF SAUCE.
AND AT THE DESSERT COURSE, HE GETS TWO SCOOPS OF VANILLA ICE
CREAM WITH HIS CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE, INSTEAD OF THE SINGLE SCOOP
FOR EVERYONE ELSE."
WOW!
TWO SCOOPS?!
>> Jon: OH, MAN!
>> Stephen: DOES HE ALSO GET TO RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT
SOMETIMES?!
( APPLAUSE ) MAN, I WISH I WAS THE PRESIDENT!
OR REALLY, ANYONE ELSE.
( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP WAS ALSO SAD ABOUT HOW
EVERYONE'S BEEN SO MEAN TO HIM, SAYING, "IT NEVER MADE SENSE TO
ME, THE LEVEL OF ANIMOSITY...
ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS, LIKE, LET'S HAVE A GREAT MILITARY.
LET'S HAVE LOW TAXES.
LET'S HAVE GOOD HEALTH CARE.
LET'S HAVE GOOD EDUCATION."
YOU KNOW?
I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS SUCH A TENDER-HEARTED FELLOW.
SO I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE PRESIDENT,
LIKE THAT HIS HANDS ARE SO SMALL HE NEEDS BOTH OF THEM TO WORK A
TV REMOTE.
I'M GOING TO LET "TIME" MAGAZINE'S PICTURE SAY IT FOR
ME.
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON -- TELL THE JOINT CHIEFS WE ARE AT CODE
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FOLKS, GET READY, BECAUSE YOU KNOW MY FIRST
GUEST FROM "BEACHES," "BLOSSOM," AND OF COURSE "THE BIG BANG
THEORY."
PLEASE WELCOME MAYIM BIALIK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: PLEASE, AFTER YOU.
NICE TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.
>> NICE TO BE HERE.
>> Stephen: NOT ONLY ARE YOU ON THIS SHOW ON CBS TONIGHT, BUT
TONIGHT THE SEASON FINALE OF SEASON 10 OF BIG BANG THEORY IS
TONIGHT AND I UNDERSTAND THIS IS TAPED BEFORE THAT BROADCAST.
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: IT'S WHATEVER, 3:45 OR --
>> EVERYONE DIES -- WHOOPS!
( LAUGHTER ) JUST KIDDING.
>> Stephen: HARD TO MAKE THAT FUNNY.
NEW "BIG BANG" THE UNIVERSE STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN?
IS IT SOMETHING HAVING TO DO WITH YOUR CHARACTER?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A ONE IN SEVEN CHANCE OF BEING RIGHT WITH
THAT GUESS.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE HERE, MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A STAB WITH IT.
>> SOMETHING BIG HAPPENS WITH MY CHARACTER AND SHELDON.
>> Stephen: SOMETHING BIG HAS ALREADY HAPPENED BETWEEN THE TWO
OF YOU.
>> WE HAD COITUS.
>> Stephen: WHAT A LOVELY WAY TO PUT IT.
>> ARE YOU BLUSHING?
>> Stephen: UNDER ALL THIS MAKEUP.
( LAUGHTER ) WE HAD JIM PARSONS ON LAST WEEK
AND HE SAID HE'S NOT ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDING ANY OF THE THINGS
HE SAYS ON THAT SHOW, NOR DOES HE WANT TO UNDERSTAND.
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A Ph.D. IN NEUROSCIENCE.
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: WAS THAT JUST, LIKE, INTENSE?
WAS THAT INTENSE METHOD ACTING?
HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT?
>> NO.
ACTUALLY, I TOOK TIME OFF.
I WAS ON "BLOSSOM" WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
I TOOK OFF 12 YEARS TO GET MY UNDERGRADUATE AND GRADUATE
DEGREE AT U.C.L.A., HAD TWO CHILDREN, DID A LOT OF THINGS IN
THOSE YEARS.
I RETURNED TO ACTING, HONESTLY BECAUSE WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF
HEALTH INSURANCE.
>> Stephen: PRETTY SOON, EVERYBODY'S GOING TO RETURN TO
ACTING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ACTING
WAS THE "SAFE CHOICE"?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I HAD BEEN TEACHING
NEUROSCIENCE -- >> Stephen: WHERE WERE YOU
TEACHING NEUROSCIENCE?
>> I TAUGHT JUNIOR HIGH AND HIGH SCHOOL IN OUR HOME SCHOOL IN
LOS ANGELES AND ALSO TAUGHT BIOLOGY AND CHEMISTRY.
>> Stephen: DO YOU EVER EXPLAIN TO THE OTHER CAST
MEMBERS WHAT THEY'RE SAYING MEANS?
>> SO HERE'S THE THING ABOUT ACTORS -- THEY DON'T LIKE WHEN
OTHER ACTORS SAY, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE POINTER ON THAT ONE
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NOT EVEN
PRONUNCIATION?
>> THEY DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL, NO.
>> Stephen: I LOVE ANYONE'S ENTHUSIASM FOR KNOWLEDGE.
SCIENCE ISN'T ALWAYS VALUED AS MUCH AS IT SHOULD BE.
>> TRUE.
>> Stephen: THE PEOPLE ON THE CHARACTERS Y'ALL PORTRAY ON THE
SHOW ARE REFERRED TO AS IN OTHER WORDS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT TERM "NERD"?
>> ACTUALLY, MY FIRST EMAIL ADDRESS EVER WAS "NERD" AT
UCLA.EDU.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS AVAILABLE?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, IN 1995, IT WASN'T COOL YET AND NO ONE
WANTED IT, BUT I DID.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT MAKES SOMEONE
A NERD, IN YOUR OPINION?
BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF CONTROVERSY OVER THE DEFINITION
OF NERD SOMETIMES, LIKE THERE'S A RISE OF NERD CULTURE AND
PEOPLE WANT TO BE IN OTHER WORDS BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT
QUALIFIES YOU TO BE NERD.
I THOUGHT NERD JUST MEANS YOU'RE ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT SOMETHING.
>> I'M ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THIS MUG.
I'M A MUG NERD.
>> Stephen: AN ANCIENT DESIGN.
IT'S HOW THINGS WORK ON AN ACADEMIC ON INTELLECTUAL LEVEL?
YEAH, GENERALLY FALL UNDER NERD.
IN OTHER WORDS DON'T TEND TO HAVE AN ELABORATE SOCIAL LIFE
BUT THEY CAN.
WE DO.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
INFORMATION IS YOUR -- >> YOU'RE NOW MY BEST FRIEND.
SO I HAD NO OTHER PLANS TONIGHT.
THIS IS IT.
>> Stephen: COULD I QUALIFY AS A NERD?
>> TELL ME SOME OF THE THINGS YOU LIKE.
BESIDES MUGS.
>> Stephen: I REALLY LIKE ASTRONOMY.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: I REALLY LOVE THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND TOLKIN.
>> THAT WOULD QUALIFY YOU AS A GEEK IN MY BOOK.
WE COULD LITERALLY TALK ABOUT THIS ALL NIGHT.
>> Stephen: LET'S CANCEL ALL THE OTHER GUESTS.
LET'S GEEK OUT.
SO NERD VERSUS GEEK.
>> I'D SAY GEEK TENDS TO BE SOMEONE WHO'S INTERESTED IN
THOSE KINDS OF THINGS, FANTASY, YOU KNOW, "STAR WARS" CULTURE,
STAR TREK.
THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T NECESSARILY ACADEMICALLY OR INTELLECTUALLY
INCLINED BUT ARE INCLINED TOWARDS HAVING FRIENDS WHO ALSO
LIKE THOSE KIND OF GEEKY THINGS AND THAT'S THEIR SOCIAL CIRCLE.
IN OTHER WORDS ARE BY THEMSELVES.
GEEKS ARE BY THEMSELVES WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE ALSO BY
THEMSELVES.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO LET ME SEE IF I
GET THIS RIGHT.
A GEEK, IF I'M INTERPRETING CORRECTLY, IS, OH, YEAH, I KNOW
THAT DUDE, I MET HIM AT COMIC CON.
THE NERD IS I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SO QUIET.
>> Stephen: WHY ARE YOU PERPETUATING STEREOTYPE?
THAT'S MY JOB ON "THE BIG BANG THEORY."
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW
BOOK CALLED "GIRLING UP" HOW TO BE STRONG, SMART AND
SPECTACULAR.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: HOW DOES ONE GIRL UP?
>> BY BECOMING A WOMAN FROM A GIRL.
I USED MY SCIENTIFIC BACKGROUND AND MY INTEREST IN THE PROCESS
OF BECOMING A WOMAN.
FOR ME, I WAS A VERY UNUSUAL CHILD -- I'M SURE THAT'S
SHOCKING TO YOU -- I'M PRETTY MUCH AN UNUSUAL ADULT, AND I
WROTE THIS BOOK TO SPEAK ABOUT THE FULL FEMALE EXPERIENCE BOTH
FOR GIRLS WHO DON'T FIT IN AND THOSE WHO DO TO TEACH ABOUT THE
FULL EXPERIENCE WITH A BACKGROUND IN SCIENCE IN TERMS
OF THE HORMONES AND THE BIOLOGICAL PROCESSES OF BEING A
FEMALE?
ADDITION TO DEALING WITH DIFFICULT THINGS IN THE 21s
21st CENTURY FEMALE GIRLS HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
>> Stephen: I'M A 52-YEAR-OLD MAN.
IS THERE ANY WAY A MAN CAN GIRL UP?
ANYTHING POSITIVE TO LEARN FROM THIS?
>> YOU JUST ASKED ME TWO DIFFERENT QUESTIONS.
THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE YOU CAN LEARN FROM THIS --
>> Stephen: BUT I CAN'T GIRL UP?
>> HOW GENDER FLUID ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT?
>> Stephen: THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
( APPLAUSE ) "GIRLING UP" OUT NOW!
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Late Show First Drafts: Mother's Day Cards 2017 - Duration: 6:54.
WE ALL LOVE OUR MOTHERS, DON'T WE?
>> Jon: YES.
AND MOMS JUST LOVE GETTING MOTHER'S DAY CARDS.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IT'S THE KIND OF GESTURE THAT SAYS, "I PASSED THE CARD DISPLAY
WHILE BUYING MOUTHWASH AND BATTERIES."
BUT EVEN THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY CARDS HAD TO START SOMEWHERE.
AND THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THEM DON'T ALWAYS NAIL IT ON THE
FIRST TRY.
WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT WE'RE TAKING A LOOK AT SOME EARLY
GREETING CARD EFFORTS IN OUR SEGMENT... FIRST DRAFTS!
( APPLAUSE ) IN FIRST DRAFTS, WE LOOK AT THE
-- I ALWAYS HAVE SOMEBODY HELP ME IN HOLDING UP TH THE FIRST
DRAFTS.
I NEED A MOM.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> PAM.
>> Stephen: THERE WE GO, PAM.
RIGHT THERE.
HAVE A SEAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING OUR GUEST TODAY, PAM.
PAM, IT'S MOTHER'S DAY.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: SO FOR MOTHER'S DAY, WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU,
OBVIOUSLY, A MIMOSA.
( APPLAUSE ) AND A MACARONI CARD THAT SAYS
"MOM" ON IT.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN ONE OF THESE BEFORE?
>> I HAVE.
>> Stephen: THESE ARE FOR YOU.
YOU CAN KEEP THAT.
YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT, RIGHT?
>> SURE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S CBS PROPERTY.
NOT SURE IF YOU CAN KEEP THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE.
>> Stephen: LOVELY TOWN.
IT IS.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN OF YOUR OWN?
>> A 37-YEAR-OLD SON AND A -- >> Stephen: WHAT?
37.
>> Stephen: NO WAY!
I DO.
I'M GOING TO HAVE A GRAND BABY THIS SUMMER.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS!
THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: OKAY.
I HAVE ANOTHER SON, TOO, HE'S 33.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A 33-YEAR-OLD SON AS WELL.
IS HE GOING TO HAVE A GRAND BABY SOON?
>> DANNY.
>> Stephen: DANNY, GET ON THE STICK.
>> YOU BET!
IS THAT I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO HAND ME THE TOP CARD OFF EACH OF
THESE.
I'LL HOLD IT UP, AND THIS WILL BE THE FINAL DRAFT OF THE
MOTHER'S DAY CARD, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE THE FIRST DRAFT OF
THE MOTHER'S DAY CARD.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PREMISE OF THE JOKES WE WILL BE DOING?
>> I BELIEVE SO.
>> Stephen: EXCELLENT.
HERE'S ONE THAT SAYS "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO THE WORLD'S BEST
MOM".
LOVE LOY, WHO WOULDENT WANT TO GET THAT.
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
>> I WOULD.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT READ, "KEVIN'S MOM LETS US SMOKE WEED
IN THE BASEMENT."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
EVER HAVE THAT SITUATION?
>> PROBABLY.
>> Stephen: OTHER PARENTS AREN'T AS GOOD AS YOU.
YOU DON'T LET YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH THOSE KIDS, RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: OKAY, YEAH.
HERE'S A NICE ONE.
IT SAYS, "YOU'RE NOT JUST MY MOM, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND."
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> THAT'S VERY SWEET.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS REALLY SWEET, ALL RIGHT.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "I'M GOING TO START CALLING YOU
"LINDA."" ( LAUGHTER )
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
>> I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE THAT, NO.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOUR KIDS EVER SAID CAN I CALL YOU PAM, OR
EVER CALL YOU PAM?
>> NOT REALLY.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT IF THEY SAID I WANT TO
CALL YOU PAM?
>> MAYBE NOT.
>> Stephen: NO IN I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER.
ALL RIGHT?
THIS ONE SAYS, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
"MOM, YOU TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW."
BUT HERE'S THE FIRST DRAFT -- "DAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO SIPHON
GAS."
( LAUGHTER ) IS YOUR HUSBAND HERE?
>> HE IS HERE.
>> Stephen: WHERE IS HE?
RAISE YOUR HAND.
IS THAT YOU, SIR, IN THE GREY HAIR?
IS THAT YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: DID YOU EVER TEACH THE BOYS HOW TO SIPHON GAS?
NO?
>> YEAH, WE'LL SEE.
>> Stephen: WE'LL EXPECT THAT CARD AT FATHER'S DAY.
THIS IS PRETTY ON THE OUTSIDE.
READS "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
WE MAY BE FAR APART, BUT A PART OF YOU IS ALWAYS WITH ME."
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Stephen: YEAH.
BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE FIRST DRAFT IT SAYS, "I'M SLOWLY
TURNING INTO YOU, AND IT CREEPS ME OUT WHEN I LOOK IN THE
MIRROR."
( APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW THAT FEELING?
>> YEAH.
DO YOUR BOYS LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOUR HUSBAND?
>> ACTUALLY, IT'S -- I WOULD SAY ONE IS MORE ME AND ONE IS
PROBABLY MY HUSBAND.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
EVEN HANDED OF YOU, MOM.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHICH ONE LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU?
>> THE OLDEST ONE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE?
>> OH, I CAN'T SAY THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T SAY.
SHE HAS A FAVORITE.
THAT MEANS SHE HAS A FAVORITE.
SIMPLE ANSWER NO.
SIMPLE ANSWER NO, SENATOR .
ALL RIGHT.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: OKAY.
WE'RE JOKING, BOYS.
HOW ABOUT THIS CARD?
IT JUST SAYS, "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY."
SIMPLE AND TO THE POINT.
AND HERE'S THE FIRST DRAFT -- "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
FOR THE LAST TIME, HERE'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD, DON'T THROW THIS
AWAY."
>> THAT'S HAPPENED.
>> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> OH, YES.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
THIS ONE SAYS "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO THE WORLD'S MOST
-- TO THE MOM I CAN TALK TO ABOUT ANYTHING.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT READ "I'M INTO BUTT STUFF."
( LAUGHTER ) CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THERE ARE LIMITS.
MOM DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU HAPPY YOU CAME UP HERE, MOM?
( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A NICE ONE-- "YOU'RE THE
NUMBER ONE MOM IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!"
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID,
"STATISTICIANS SAY SAMPLE SIZE IS TOO SMALL TO ACCURATELY
DETERMINE YOUR RANKING."
( LAUGHTER ) THIS ONE SAYS "QUEEN FOR A DAY."
-- THIS ONE SAYS HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
THANKS FOR BEING MY GODMOTHER.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT READ, I'M NOT TOTALLY CLEAR WHAT YOUR ROLE
IS.
PAM, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
PLEASE ENJOY YOUR MIMOSA AND MACARONI ART.
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Hide & Speak – Worst Mother's Day Gifts - Duration: 2:31.
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5 years after Kunia woman mysteriously disappears, children wait for her return - Duration: 2:31.
..
SUNDAY --
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY
TIME.
DASH:
BUT FOR THREE YOUNG BOYS -
MOTHER'S DAY
MARISA:
WE CAUGHT UP WITH THEM TO FIND
OUT HOW
THEY'VE BEEN DOING .. AND WHAT
THEY THINK
Caliph Wideman, Loida Wideman's
son: I think
Cairo Wideman, Loida Wideman's
and love us.
home in Kapolei.
Her car was found abandoned in
Pearl City
something to her. or something
else happened
that we don't know of.
Honolulu police tell us .. it's
still classified as a missing
persons case.
Caliph: um yeah, we still have
hope in us to pray that
for.
The three boys have been growing
up without a mom ..
Or dad.
Lonnell Wideman was arrested
days after his ex-
wife Loida disappeared .. for
violating his parole. He
have been taking care
of them .. and despite the
hardship, the boys have
In my interaction with them ..
They were very respectful.
the mainland, and maybe major in
engineering.
He's currently a sophomore at
Waipahu High School.
Caliph: at one time she was
working two jobs to support
us and that I guess that's where
I learned to be a hard
Caliph: I really miss you and I
want you to come home
ALTHOUGH THEY WON'T HAVE THEIR
MOTHER
THERE, THE BOYS TELL ME THEY
STILL PLAN TO
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Dynasore Animals Movies Full Movie English Dynasore Epic Battle Dianasaurus For Kids 3D Daynasaur - Duration: 53:27.
Dynasore Animals Movies Full Movie English Dynasore Epic Battle Dianasaurus For Kids 3D Daynasaur
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Learn Farm animals | Names and sounds of animals | Educational cartoon For Kids and Babies - Duration: 4:26.
Learn Farm animals | Names and sounds of animals | Educational cartoon For Kids and Babies
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Plasma Sentry vs Tesla Coil Minecraft Creeper Experiment - Duration: 3:00.
Rodol Phito's Wack Stuff
Rating the Sentry's Mob Control Power
Rival Rebels
Hello, I'm Toyguy.
I'm the demolition expert.
Today we are rating the different sentry's ammunition, to find which is the most effective
in terms of accuracy, griefing, and response time.
All defenses, ready for combat.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Okay let's start.
First test: Plasma Defense
What?!
Let me start over.
I'm Rodol, creator of Rival Rebels.
Let us know in the comments which is your favorite sentry ammo.
Holy!
Thanks guys!
Cut!
Retake!
Do over, do over!!!
We need a do over.
Let's start this over.
Let me start over.
Oh whatever.
Plasma score 7.3 out of 10, due to lag and friendly fire.
Ok here I go!
Second Test: Robot Buster Bombs
The robot busters are very destructive.
We should try them agains the Rhodes Robots next time.
Woah dude, amazing.
Total rekt.
Robot Buster Bombs score 5.7 points due to imprecision and excessive griefing.
Third Test: Gas Defense
Toxic gas scores 6.1 points, due to slow reaction time and self gassing.
Fourth test: Tesla Rays Defense
Woah dude.
Tesla rays score a whopping 8.9, because of the fast response and the accuracy.
Guys, remember to check out Rodol's second channel, to learn about the new game!
Yes, thank you for all the support, comments and subscriptions.
We love making videos!
Sub dude!
See you next week, guys!
Rodol out.
Dead.
Goodbye!
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Ramy Youssef Is Expecting A Hogwarts Letter From ISIS - Duration: 5:07.
WELCOME BACK.
MY NEXT GUEST IS MAKING HIS NETWORK TELEVISION DEBUT.
PLEASE WELCOME, RAMY YOUSSEF!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
>> HEY!
MY NAME IS RAMY YOUSSEFF, AND I'M MUSLIM --
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) LIKE, YEAH, YEAH.
LIKE, FROM THE NEWS?
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN OUR SHOW?
FOX NEWS OR ANY OF THE NEWS, REALLY.
THEY'RE ALL ABOUT US.
I GET WHY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID.
I DO.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW A MUSLIM, OF COURSE.
EVEN IF SOMETIMES I WATCH FOR TOO LONG, I'M, LIKE, WHOA, AM I
GOING TO DO SOMETHING?
( LAUGHTER ) THEY MAKE IT SEEM INEVITABLE.
I FEEL LIKE, NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I'M JUST GOING TO TURN 30
AND GET A HOGWARTS LETTER FROM I.S.I.S.
( APPLAUSE ) NO, SERIOUSLY, THERE IS GOING TO
BE A DUDE AT MY HOUSE WITH A BEARD AND SAYS, YOU'RE A
TERRORIST, RAMY, YOU HAVE BEEN ONE THE WHOLE TIME AND WE START
IN SEPTEMBER.
I'LL BE, LIKE, YEAH, COOL, DO I GET A WAND?
I'D JOIN I.S.I.S. IF THEY GAVE ME A WAND.
A WAND IS WAY COOLER THAN DEMOCRACY.
SERIOUSLY.
THAT'S NOT REAL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE.
LIKE, I AGREE WITH TRUMP WHEN HE SAYS FAKE NEWS.
ALL THES IN FEELS FAKE BECAUSE NONE OF IT REALLY AFFECTS ME.
LIKE I SEE THIS TRAGEDY ON A SCREEN AND I'M SAD, BUT THEN I
HAVE MY DAY, AND IT'S FINE.
LIKE, I REMEMBER IF DAY THE MUSLIM BAN HAPPENED.
I WAS UPSET.
I HAVE FAMILY THAT DOESN'T HAVE CITIZENSHIP.
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN.
BUT PERSONALLY, I HAD A REALLY GOOD DAY.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT DAY, I GOT CAST IN A TACO
BELL COMMERCIAL.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
SO, YEAH.
I'M WATCHING TV AND THIS GUY IS, LIKE, THIS IS A TERRIBLE DAY FOR
ALL MUSLIMS.
I'M LIKE, WELL...
NOT "ALL" MUSLIMS.
( LAUGHTER ) AND IT WAS THIS SHELL MADE OUT
OF FRIED CHICKEN, AND I HAD THIS LINE I HAD TO SAY.
I GO, "A SHELL MADE OUT OF TRIED CHICKEN?
THAT'S IN-CONCEIVABLE ."
THEN MY MOM TEXTED ME AND SHE'S LIKE WE'RE NOT SURE IF YOUR
UNCLE CAN GET BACK IN THE COUNTRY.
I WAS, LIKE, WOW, MOM, THAT'S CRAZY.
BUT YO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S INCONCEIVABLE?
THIS SHELL...
( LAUGHTER ) OBVIOUSLY, I DON'T AGREE WITH
THE BAN.
OF COURSE NOT.
BUT THE PROBLEM IS I DO AGREE WITH, LIKE, EVERY THIRD THING
THAT TRUMP SAYS.
IT'S LIKE A WEIRD MULTIPLE CHOICE TEST.
HE'LL BE LIKE MEXICANS ARE RAPISTS, MUSLIMS HAVE GOT TO GO,
THE GOVERNMENT IS BROKEN, IT COULD DO BETTER.
I'LL BE, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE IS TRUE.
BUT ARE ALL OF THEM TRUE IS THIS ( LAUGHTER )
AND THEN HE SAYS SOME THINGS THAT ARE DEFINITELY TRUE.
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DEBATE BUT HILLARY WOULD BE UP
THERE AND SAY THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO ABOUT I.S.I.S. AND
BRING AC JOBS.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, DONALD?
HE WOULD BE JUST, LIKE, LA GUARDIA AIRPORT SUCKS.
I WOULD BE, LIKE, IT DOES, MAN!
HILLARY HASN'T TALKED ABOUT LA GUARDIA ALL YEAR!
SHE'S LYING, CHECK THE E-MAILS.
( LAUGHTER ) AND NOW WE'RE HERE.
I STILL THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.
I REALLY DO.
I BELIEVE IN GOD.
LIKE, GOD-GOD.
NOT YOGA.
YODA.
( LAUGHTER ) I GET IT.
RELIGIOUS CULTURE COULD BE CRAZY.
I GREW UP IN A TOWN WHERE I WATCHED MY GAY FRIENDS STRUGGLE
TO COME OUT TO THE RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY.
NOW I LIVE IN L.A. WHERE I'M A RELIGIOUS PERSON STRUGGLING TO
COME OUT TO THE GAY COMMUNITY.
( APPLAUSE ) AND TELL THEM WHAT I THINK.
THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
DUDE, THAT'S SO GUY.
( LAUGHTER ) FOR ME, GOD IS HOPE THAT THERE'S
MORE TO LIFE THAN WHAT'S IN FRONT OF US.
YOU KNOW, THAT EVEN IF THINGS SEEM IMPOSSIBLE, THERE'S STILL A
CHANCE THAT IT COULD BE OKAY.
AND I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PREACHY, I'M REALLY NOT.
ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS JUST SUBMIT TO ISLAM BECAUSE IT'S THE
TRUTH -- ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) -- AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU
WILL BE SAVED.
SERIOUSLY, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY.
TRUST ME.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: YOU CAN SEE HIM ON
THE UPCOMING SEASON OF "MR. ROBOT."
RAMY YOUSSEF, EVERYBODY!
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Andy Karl Tore His ACL During 'Groundhog Day' On Broadway - Duration: 6:07.
>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
MY NEXT GUEST IS NOMINATED FOR A TONY AWARD FOR HIS PERFORMANCE
IN "GROUNDHOG DAY."
PLEASE WELCOME, ANDY KARL!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> SO GOOD.
>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
NICE TO HAVE YOU ON.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: WE MET BRIEFLY THE OTHER NIGHT.
>> THE MET GALA.
>> Stephen: SUPER SPLASHY AND FANCY.
>> I WANT TO SAY ONE THING I NOTICED WHILE YOU WERE THERE,
THERE IS SO MUCH HUBBUB GOING ON CELEBRITY GALORE.
IT WAS MY FIRST TIME.
>> Stephen: FANCY MODELS AND RIHANNA.
>> BUT THE ONE WOMAN YOU WANTED TO BE WITH WAS YOUR WIFE AND YOU
KEPT CANOODLING WITH HER ALL NIGHT AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL TO
SEE THAT.
I WAS WITH MY WIFE -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
YOU JUST GOT ME SERIOUS POINTS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
DID YOU MEET ANY FUN PEOPLE?
YOU RUN INTO REALLY COOL PEOPLE, TALKING TO ELON MUSK ABOUT
METHANE RECLAMATION SYSTEMS ON MARS OR SOMETHING.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> I DID NOT MEET HIM.
I MET HUGH JACKMAN.
THAT WAS COOL.
WOLVERINE!
HE HAD SEEN MY SHOW THE NIGHT BEFORE.
I WAS GLAD I COULD MEET HIM THERE.
HE GAVE ME A WEIRD COMPLIMENT A FRIEND OF HIS TOLD HIM THAT I
LOOK LIKE A COMBINATION OF HIM AND ANDERSON COOPER IF THEY HAD
A LOVE CHILD.
I WAS, LIKE, I WILL TAKE THAT COMPLIMENT!
>> Stephen: YEAH, THAT'S A POWER COUPLE.
>> IT IS.
>> Stephen: WOW!
NOW, YOU'RE CURRENTLY STARRING, AS I SAID, IN "GROUNDHOG DAY" ON
BROADWAY.
HOW'S THAT GOING?
>> IT'S SO GOOD.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
IT'S A GREAT SHOW.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE CURRENTLY STARRING IN "GROUNDHOG DAY" ON
BROADWAY.
HOW'S THA THAT GOING?
>> SO GOOD.
IT'S A GREAT SHOW.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE CURRENTLY STARRING IN --
( APPLAUSE ) BUT HERE'S THE THING, AS IF
PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW.
AS YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR A TONY, BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE, EVERYONE
BLOWN AWAY, BUT MIGHT BE MORE BLOWN AWAY IF THEY KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE WORKING THROUGH.
CAN YOU TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED THREE DAYS BEFORE
OPENING NIGHT?
>> THREE DAYS BEFORE OPENING NIGHT, I'LL TRY TO MAKE A LONG
STORY SHORT -- >> Stephen: YOU'RE ALL OVER
THE SET, JUMPING, FLIPPING -- >> I'M PRETTY MUCH ON THE ENTIRE
SHOW, RUNNING AROUND AS PHIL CONNERS, THE WEATHER MAN WHO'S
STUCK IN TIME.
IT'S A VERY ACTIVE SHOW AND ONE PART OF THE SHOW TOWARDS THE END
WHERE I'M RUNNING AROUND SAVING EVERYBODY'S LIFE.
I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON AND SAVING EVERYBODY'S DAY, CATCHING
CATS FALLING FROM TREES AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS.
RUNNING FROM STAGE LEFT TO RIGHT.
LAST PART OF THE NUMBER, FULL TILT, LEAPFROGGING OVER
SOMEBODY, LANDING -- CATCHING A WOMAN FALLING OFF A LADDER THEN
CATCHING A CAT FALLING OUT OF A TREE.
SO I DIDN'T GET THE CATCHING PART BECAUSE AFTER THE LEAPFROG
MY ACL JUST, LIKE, RIPPED.
MY KNEE DID THIS.
I WENT DOWN AND I'M CRAWLING OFF THE STAGE SOBBING AND SAD.
THIS HAS A REALLY GOOD ENDING, AT LEAST.
>> Stephen: THIS IS NOT THE SORT OF THING YOU CAN HIDE FROM
THE AUDIENCE.
>> NO, WE HAD TO STOP THE SHOW.
THEY ASKED FOR A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.
I NEVER THAW I WOULD HEAR THAT.
>> Stephen: LITERALLY?
OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER?
>> YEAH, A PEDIATRICIAN CAME BACK AND IT WAS AS CLOSE AS WE
COULD GET.
I SENT EVERYBODY AWAY BECAUSE I WANTED TO SING THE LAST SONG OF
THE SHOW FOR THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE WE WERE SO CLOSE TO THE
END.
THE LAST SONG IS A BRILLIANT SONG BY OUR COMPOSER CALLED
"SEEING YOU," ABOUT PHIL'S JOURNEY AROUND THE SHOW AND HE'S
LEARNED HIS LESSON AND SEES EVERYBODY AROUND HIM MAKES HIM
BETTER.
I HAVE A HARD TIME TALKING ABOUT IT, WHEN I CAME BACK OUT, I GOT
SUCH LOVE, THEY APPLAUDED ME GOING OUT THERE AND I SANG IT
FOR THEM.
IT'S ONE OF THE BEST AND WORST THEATER EXPERIENCES IN MY LIFE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND THE SHOW MUST
GO ON.
THAT'S A REAL TROOPER.
>> THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
I LEARNED THAT A LONG TIME AGO IN THEATER AND IT'S PROVING IT
NOW.
>> Stephen: I'M GUESSING THE GUY, WHOEVER IT CAME UP WITH THE
PHRASE "THE SHOW MUST GO ON," HAD NOT JUST TORN HIS ACL.
>> HE HAD A HANGNAIL OR SOMETHING.
>> Stephen:.
>> Stephen: THE FLU OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> (COUGHING) THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DO YOU SPECIALIZE
IN DOING MUSICAL VERSIONS OF MOVIES?
I COULD SEE YOU IN FAST AND FURIOUS THE MUSICAL.
>> BROADWAY DRIFT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IS IT SORT OF HARD
TO FULFILL THE EXPECTATION OF THE AUDIENCE WHO SAID, I SAW
THIS MOVIE, THAT'S NOT PHIL CONNERS?
>> WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT THE SHOW, IT'S A WORK OF ART.
IT'S SO GOOD HOW THEY DECONSTRUCT IT.
WHEN YOU'RE TURNING A MUSICAL INTO A MOVIE, YOU REALLY HAVE TO
TEAR IT APART AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN BECAUSE YOU'RE
ADDING MUSIC YOU DON'T NORMALLY GET.
WE MADE OTHER CHARACTERS SING THAT YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT.
SO WHAT THEY'VE DONE IS JUST BRILLIANT AND IT'S GENIUS TO
LOOK AT AND LISTEN TO AND DANNY RUBEN WHO WROTE THE ORIGINAL
SCRIPTS WITH HAROLD RAY MUSE IS THE SCRIPT WRITER FOR THIS SHOW
AND YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS AND WILL LOVE IT.
>> Stephen: "GROUNDHOG DAY" IS AT THE AUGUST WILSON THEATER.
ANDY KARL, EVERYBODY.
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Porsche 911 GT3 RS & 991.2 Carrera GTS - A Quick Tour (ENG SUBS) - Duration: 2:56.
We're heading downtown, because there's a GT3 RS
At Piazza Diaz, in the Porsche Stand!
There's also the new wonderful Panamera, so
If you want to come with us, we're flying there, I'm going to catch Bart
And we're going to check that Orange Lava GT3 RS!
We're heading downtown...where?
at Piazza Diaz
we're going to check a bunch of new Porsches
Which ones?
The new Panamera
New Carrera GTS
And a surprise: not a new car, but a limited edition one
Something very rare, something very orange
With very large tires and a very large spoiler
I thought you were about to say ''Donald Trump''
Something orange: Trump!
No, I'm not talking about Donald Trump, I'm talking about the 911 GT3 RS
Ready?
3
2
1
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Family Of Woman Killed By Random Shooter Want Justice, Answers - Duration: 2:03.
IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW NEEDS
HELP THE SUICIDAL LIFELINE IS
CONFIDENTIAL AND OPEN 24/7.
MEN AND WOMEN KILLED IN TWO
SEPARATE SHOOTINGS IN THE
SOUTHLAND ONE ON A FREEWAY AND
THE OTHER AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
RICK: INVESTIGATORS HAVE LINKED
THEIR MURDERS TO ONE MAN.
CRYSTAL CRUZ IS LIVE IN POMONA
AND TALKING WITH THE VICTIM'S
FAMILY.
REPORTER: WE SPOKE TO ONE OF THE
VICTIM'S WIFE, HEARTBROKEN
SNIPER SHE SAID THIS WAS THE
LOVE OF HER LIFE.
SHE MET THIS WOMAN SIX YEARS AGO
AND WAS INSTANT ATTRACTION SHE
NEVER SAW THIS HAPPENING TO THEM
THEM.
CHRISTINE RAMOS WOULD HAVE LIKED
BLUE-AND-WHITE LANCER FAMILY LET
GO AT HER GRAVE.
THE 36-YEAR-OLD COWBOYS FAN
MEANT THE WORLD TO HER WIFE,
LOLLY.
IT'S AN EVERYDAY STRUGGLE.
I'M NOT OKAY WITH GETTING UP IN
THE MORNING WITHOUT HER.
REPORTER: IN APRIL CHRIS WAS
DRIVING HOME FROM WORK ON THE 10
IN EL MONTE WHEN SHE WAS SHOT IN
THE HEAD AND FOUND DEAD IN HER
CAR.
IT DEVASTATED US BECAUSE
SHE'S NOT HERE WITH US ANYMORE.
REPORTER: A FEW DAYS DAYS AFTER
CHRISTMAS KILLED ANOTHER BIZARRE
MURDER HAPPEN IN EL MONTE, THIS
TIME A 35-YEAR-OLD MAN SETTING
UP FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS
FOUND SHOT.
THE MAN LATER DIED BUT GAVE
USEFUL INFORMATION THAT LED TO
AN ARREST OF A HEMET MAN IN BOTH
MURDERS.
I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE.
HE WILL PAY.
IT'S PAY.
DETECTIVES ON AUTOMOTIVE AND
SAID SAY THERE'S NO CONNECTION
BETWEEN THE SHOOTER AND THE
VICTIMS.
HER FAMILY SAID THE KILLING WAS
RANDOM AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHY
THE SHOOTER CHOSE
IT BROKE OUR FAMILY, HE BROKE
OUR LIVES.
WE ARE NOT EVER GOING TO BE THE
SAME BECAUSE OF THIS.
REPORTER: 44-YEAR-OLD JORGE
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AT THE SCENE ALL DAY LONG.
EDIE: DANA, WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN?
DANA: THERE BEEN ABLE TO SEARCH
TO HOMES AND MAKE CONTACT WITH
TWO PEOPLE.
THEY'RE NOT SAYING IF THEY ARE
SUSPECTS AND WE KNOW THE SWAT
TEAM HAS LEFT HERE, ALTHOUGH
THERE IS SOME POLICE ACTIVITY
BEHIND ME.
RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN LEFT JUST
LET BACK INTO THE HOME.
FOR MORE THAN SIX HOURS, THERE'S
BEEN A HEAVY POLICE PRESENCE.
A MALE SURRENDER, HANDS IN THE
AIR AT >> AT THIS POINT WE DON'T
KNOW WHAT WE ARE UP AGAINST.
WE ARE TAKING EVERY PRECAUTION
TO MAKING SURE RESIDENTS ARE
SAFE.
>> SOME RESIDENTS WERE ESCORTED
BY POLICE AND OTHERS CAME TO THE
SCENE TO WATCH THE ACTION.
HE IS A FRIEND OF THE MURDER
VICTIM.
HE TELLS ME THEY ARE BROTHERS.
>> WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET
THROUGH IT TOGETHER.
DANA: THE SACRAMENTO -- THEY'RE
NOT RELEASED ANY FURTHER
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Kawasaki Versys-X 300 - Duration: 12:43.
Hi guys! What you can see behind me is a mini Adventure bike, the new Kawasaki Versys-X 300
it seems like a big bike, but it has a small 296 cc engine
It's a nice bike, it's well done with an aggressive design and it's extremely versatile
starting from the front, we can see the 19 inch wired rim, which is not tubeless, a 190mm disc with ABS
on this bike there's a traditional long travel front fork, which is suitable for easy off road
the front light reminds of the old KLE 500, rather than the new Versys, the hand guards are optionals
here we can see the 845mm seat, but there's a 25mm shorter seat, which comes as optional
here at the rear we can see the aluminum rack which can hold the topcase
on this side we can notice the muffler, this bike has a Euro 4 engine. The sound is pretty good
while this is the 296 cc engine, the same as the one on the Ninja 300, but with an improved output at low Rpm
the cockpit has a central rev counter with gear counter and clock, while on the LCD display there's the speedometer, trip master, fuel indicator and average fuel consumption
the windshield can't be setup on different positions but it offers a good protection against the wind
as you can see there's a bit of dirt on the bike, that's be. Let's go ride!cause we've used it off road. Let's go ride!
Here we are on this easy off road. The first thing we notice is the lightness of this bike. The suspension, even though they haven't been thought for the off road, behave very well
the engine is fun, it has an output of 40 Hp, available at high RPM, it seems like it has been made for this kind of tracks or twisty roads
Today's very cold, even though it's May, the outside temperature is of 3° Celsius
The ABS can't be turned off but it works well, even here, making the ride safe. You can't expect to drift, of course, but it still allows to have fun
it's comfortable to ride on the pegs, even though the handlebar is a bit too low and far from the seat. We've noticed that even on road
the engine is never too aggressive, it's smooth but you'll need to learn how to use the shift, since it the engine makes you want to shift very soon, even though the engine gives its best at high RPM
the fun thing of this engine is it's elasticity. It has a great pickup even starting at 3,000 RPM in 6th gear
the tires are mainly meant for a road use, but they still work very well here
What I've noticed is that the rubber coating of the foot pegs becomes very slipper when it's wet and that the seat, which is higher at the rear, on big bumps like these, tends to hit the back
the vibrations are very low, I can only feel them a bit on the handlebar and foot pegs over 8,000 RPM
what I like the most about this bike is that thanks to its 175 Kg, it's very easy to handle and agile, turning doesn't require any effort
unfortunately we haven't test it in town, but I'm sure that thanks to its agility and to the servo assisted clutch, it must be very comfortable
on this twisty road we can notice how elastic the engine is. We can just engage the 6th gear and forget about it. It's very smooth
talking about the tires, the IRC Trail winner, a brand owned by Dunlop, work perfectly on road. They have a good grip even while turning
unfortunately, the front brake is a bit stiff and it's not well scalable since it brakes just when pulling hard, while the rear brake and the Bosch ABS work pretty well
the fuel consumption is amazingly good. Today we've used it for 100km, running it at high RPM off road, but we've registered an average of 26.7Km/l
Here we are, our test is over. This Versys is amazingly multipurpose and easy to use
the price? 5,890 euro for the standard version, 6,380 for the Urban version and 6,880 for the Adventure Version
That's it for today. Follow us on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and on our website Moto.it. See you soon!
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PlayStation Weekly News - Assassin's Creed: Origins Leak, BioWare's New IP and Need for Speed 2017 - Duration: 6:03.
Hey everyone, what's up?
Derek D. here for ExclusivelyPS, your source for all things PlayStation.
Here's your PlayStation news for the week!
In what is one of the leakest triple AAA franchises around, a new image of Assassins Creed's
2017 release made it's way to reddit this week.
The leaked image, which was posted by a now deleted account, stated "your first look
at Assassin's Creed: Origins".
The photo depicts a computer monitor running a development build of a character standing
on a wooden boat equipped with archery gear and a wooden shield.
The UI lists the quest objective as "Assassinate the Crocodile" and the active goal as "follow
Shadya to Khenut's Villa."
Since Khenut was an Egyptian queen from the fifth dynasty between 2494-2345 B.C. and crocodiles
were abundant in Egyptian life, the screenshot seems to support previous claims that the
game's next installment will be taking place in Egypt.
The sailboat featured in the screenshot also supports previous claims that Black Flag's
naval combat will be making it's return.
Eurogamer has since stated that three independent sources have confirmed the validity of the
leak.
EA announced this week that BioWare's new project has been pushed back to it's 2019
fiscal year which starts in April 2018.
The project which BioWare has called a "clean-sheet design with new concepts, new gameplay mechanics,
and new stories" was previously announced as coming prior to March 2018.
In regards to the delay EA stated "we're very pleased with the progress of our new
action IP from BioWare.
We decided to add more to the disruptive new social design for our players".
It was also previously stated that the game will not be an RPG but will be a "unique
IP that will bring players together in exciting new ways."
Ghost Games revealed new details this week on it's upcoming Need for Speed 2017 release.
The developer stated that they've been listening to fan feedback on 2015's reboot of the
franchise and have incorporated several changes to try and address previous concerns.
They are committed to customisation in the new title with it playing a strong role in
Need for Speed as the franchise moves forward.
Cop chases will be making a return to the game as well the ability to play in offline
mode.
This will allow players to play the single player experience without an internet connection
and gives them the means to pause the game.
Ghost Games also confirmed that the next Need for Speed is still expected to release prior
to the end of 2017 with more details coming "very, very, soon."
If you've been waiting for Overkill's The Walking Dead FPS, you're going to have
to wait longer as the games developer has announced that the game's release has been
pushed back to the second half of 2018.
It was stated that the delay was necessary to expand the games original vision.
Overkill's The Walking Dead is a co-op first person shooter that will feature an original
story from The Walking Dead universe.
This is the second time the game has been delayed since it as originally announced in
2014.
Capcom has revealed that Street Fighter V's next fighter Ed will be soon be making his
way to the PS4.
Ed who's fighting style is centered around boxing and who was previously seen as a young
boy in other Street Fighter titles, has aged at a rapid rate while being raised by Balrog.
He carries M. Bison's genes which will enhance his fighting giving him Psycho Power.
Ed as well as all previously released characters are currently playable in the Capcom Fighter
Network Beta which is taking place from now until May 14th, and allows all PS4 owners
a chance to play the game for free whether you own a copy or not.
No release date has yet been announced for when Ed will be added permanently to the game
but Capcom has stated that further details will be provided in the coming weeks.
Paw Print Games announced this week that Bloody Zombies will be making it's way to the PS4
and PSVR later this year.
Bloody Zombies is a co-op brawler that is heavily inspired by classic brawlers like
Streets of Rage.
Players will fight through a fallen city of undead as one of four survivors who must form
an alliance to fend off deadly zombies and bosses.
The game will feature both single player and four player co-op as well as PSVR support complete
with an enhanced viewpoint that allows you to lean in and look around each level.
Watch for Bloody Zombies coming to the PS4 and PSVR later this year.
Independant developer Hinterland has announced that The Long Dark will be coming to the PS4
on August 1st, 2017.
The Long Dark is an exploration-survival game that is set in the hostile Canadian wilderness.
The game will feature two modes, the first being a Survivor Mode that is non-narrative
and will have players fight for their survival in an open world sandbox.
The second narrative mode called Wintermute is inspired by stories like Cormac McCarthy's
the road and has players take control of a bush pilot who crashes in the Canadian wilderness
after a geomagnetic disaster.
The first two episodes of Wintermute will be available when the game launches on August
1st, 2017 while the remaining three episodes will be released periodically through to 2018.
Sloclap announced this week that it's upcoming title Absolver will be making it's way to
the PS4 on August 29th, 2017.
Absolver is an online melee-focused fighting game that has players explore the ruins of
an earthquake shattered city.
As your character progresses through they game they collect moves which can be strung
together in your own unique fighting style.
The game also features a unique mentoring system where new players called prospects
can band together with veterans to gain access to an expanded set of moves.
The developer has also stated that they plan to add PS4 Pro support when the game launches
on August 29th, 2017.
Swing Swing Submarine announced this week that Seasons After Fall will be making it's
way to the PS4 on May 16th, 2017.
Seasons After Fall is a hand painted puzzle adventure that has players take the role
of a wild fox who has a unique ability to change seasons.
As you make your way through the land ruled by nature and magic you will use this ability
to alter the environment allowing you to overcome obstacles such as using winter to freeze a
lake or calling on spring to grow the trees.
Each season also has it's own guardian in the form of large totemic spirits that you
must meet in order to obtain their wondrous powers.
Watch for Seasons After Fall coming the PlayStation store as a digital download on May 16th, 2017.
And that's all your PlayStation news for this week.
Remember I'm here every Friday with a new episode so please hit that subscribe button.
I'm Derek D. I'll see you next week.
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AirAsia | #DARETODREAM Olympian Diver's search for perfection through her flaws - Duration: 1:15.
You know you have it
The drive
The fire
The desire to succeed
But you always know
That you have flaws
People talk about them
But you?
You embrace them
You need to know
Your flaws to change yourself
To be flawless
And that means always improving
Never stopping
So what do you do?
You put your life on loop
Climb
Dive
Emerge
Climb
Dive
Emerge
Do you feel tired?
Yes
Do you quit?
No
So you stand up
And climb up again
You focus
You take a deep breath
And you take the leap
As you emerge from the water
You hear nothing
Except the thunderous applause and cheer
Show heart
Show resilience
To get to where you want to be
What's your destination?
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Plasma Sentry vs Tesla Coil Minecraft Creeper Experiment - Duration: 3:00.Rodol Phito's Wack Stuff
Rating the Sentry's Mob Control Power
Rival Rebels
Hello, I'm Toyguy.
I'm the demolition expert.
Today we are rating the different sentry's ammunition, to find which is the most effective
in terms of accuracy, griefing, and response time.
All defenses, ready for combat.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Okay let's start.
First test: Plasma Defense
What?!
Let me start over.
I'm Rodol, creator of Rival Rebels.
Let us know in the comments which is your favorite sentry ammo.
Holy!
Thanks guys!
Cut!
Retake!
Do over, do over!!!
We need a do over.
Let's start this over.
Let me start over.
Oh whatever.
Plasma score 7.3 out of 10, due to lag and friendly fire.
Ok here I go!
Second Test: Robot Buster Bombs
The robot busters are very destructive.
We should try them agains the Rhodes Robots next time.
Woah dude, amazing.
Total rekt.
Robot Buster Bombs score 5.7 points due to imprecision and excessive griefing.
Third Test: Gas Defense
Toxic gas scores 6.1 points, due to slow reaction time and self gassing.
Fourth test: Tesla Rays Defense
Woah dude.
Tesla rays score a whopping 8.9, because of the fast response and the accuracy.
Guys, remember to check out Rodol's second channel, to learn about the new game!
Yes, thank you for all the support, comments and subscriptions.
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Rodol out.
Dead.
Goodbye!
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HOW RECORDING WHAT SOUNDS IN OUR PC WITH AUDACITY - Duration: 3:22.
Hello everyone and welcome to a
Ebm new computer tutorial well today
I'll teach you an easy way
like being able to record what is
ringing in our pc
for example a background sound one
what's playing song in a
website so that no
we can download or whatever
fine for that we will need two
things the program
audacity I think everyone
They know if you do not leave the link in the
video description I have for
here and I will open
well then I now go to icon
I give you sound down and I'm going
an option, we must put
recording devices and there you go
to give again to the right and I will
out an option that puts show
and then I disabled devices
puts pulse stereo mix
Right and I will
and thus enable the
we have a choice when
say the sound recording is good in
our computer would give accept when
we're done
well then
Now we'd go to audacity
and where is the
mike will leave me several
options
I will choose
I stereo mix, and with that I'll be able
if it is not taxing them
restart the program
what I do is what
Next here I have an audio
I'll play
and is playing
If I give the play reproduces
I have it short if
I had gone up a bit more
overall volume will
It is recording higher
that's the only option I have not moved
not to disturb
and would have much more if
is a website you would do to
Record
and it will also record
we go by and we'd say
export audio accomadation names
and would keep
well as the video here
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EFFECT GRUNGE, VERSION 2 - Duration: 3:28.
Hello everyone and welcome to another tutorial
Ebm computer now section
of photoshopearte, for days
We did a grunge effect and we will do
another but otherwise we have called
2 shall grunge effect
I need a picture and these two
video textures I leave the description
well then the video started well
the first thing we do is what
Next we're going to get by filter
and the gallery of filters and we
let's go to the option of drafting and
and let's get on
pen and
let's put the following values
I'll put 13 here and I'll put 40
They can play
if they want to come out more or less
definite
I'll adjust a little to 50
60
well then what we will
do is going to unlock the layer and
we go to blending mode
and we multiply
there would be and now we continue
let's take the first texture
the two would be this seems oxide
the copy
and above pego
and adapted
Now what I'm gonna do is take this layer
and I put under
we see the
effect
It is pretty good and now
then I will take the other
texture that would be it for the same
I'll copy the
the copy and I'll paste
It is exactly where I wanted to
just between the two layers but I lack
a step will be to
superimposing mode fusion
we superimpose and opacity the
let's get down to 70% to we would have
our effect, see who has been very
well with just two textures and
four steps very well as far
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COURSE OF EXCEL 2016 FROM ZERO, LESSON 27, DATA ANALYSIS, SOLVER 3 - Duration: 5:56.
Hello everyone and welcome to a new
Computer tutorial with Ebm
Lesson number 27 excel course
2016 well and took two lessons
By using the tool Solver today we will
make a third well let's do
an example and before doing this example
if you have not seen them lesson 25 and 26
I advise you to see just in case
In this example we own
pizzeria and we can only make
pizzas daily number three
classes we have then what
we want to make a solver that we
few can manufacture kick with
the greatest benefit and not spend the
limitations we have
I have three types of pizza
Pepperoni vegetarian and special
and both Pepperoni as
considered vegetarian pizzas
traditional well let's
make interim operations
First let's get the total of what
I would gain by selling Pepperoni
I put myself in B3 and
b4 b3 multiplied by
as yet I have
the pizzas I'll sell it
obviously I will leave zero but
That will help me then as
explained in previous tutorials
We do vegetarian, serious b5 by
b6 and finally we make pizza
special that would b9 by b10
Now I
here and in total sales
I do the sum of the three bone
B3 B7 and B11
Now I make
total of pizzas because it would be an equal and
b2 + b6 + b10
pizzas
traditional as we have said are of
Pepperoni and vegetarian
and B2 + B6 would
While
intermediate operations and I have now
let's go to the solver as I always go
for data and I open the solver
I have it resolved but I tell
reset everything to start
to establish the objective
total sales are I put
The maximum and cells to varying
we have seen other times
they will be b2 predicament Control
B6 and B10
now let the
I would add restrictions
maximum pizzas that I can
manufacture is 150 then the box h3
esmenor or equal to 150 or
either add or h6 and now tells me that
traditional as much
I can make 90
then I come here I tell pizzas
Traditional it would
Less than or equal H14 H7
prodded add the maximum amount
vegetarian that I can manufacture are
25 because then I would come to that
search for vegetarians that I have
Here vegetarian would
in this case sometimes
B6 less or equal to H8
Maximum supreme supreme is what I have
Special pizza place here would be 60
B10 less than or equal H9
and then I have all
standards set and I'll give you solve
there has left me the result
as you can see it has not skipped any
rule because I can sell 65
25 vegetarian pepperoni what
I can sell up to 60 of which
call special and that never in
I spent no time or 150
pizzas would be in total that
I can sell and traditional
He not happened to me because it would just
90 and with total sales
of 5525 very well as far
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The U.S. State Department will continue to closely cooperate with the new administration
in Seoul on the matters concerning North Korea.
Speaking to Voice of America on Thursday, Katina Adams, a spokesperson for the department
stressed that the denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula remains the primary objective
for the U.S. and that it has not changed with a new president in Seoul.
When asked about what would happen if President Moon Jae-in asked for a renegotiation on the
deployment of the THAAD missile defense system, Adams said she would not speculate.
She added the system had been deployed with mutual consent from both governments to ensure
the safety of the South Korean people from North Korea's nuclear threat.
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Leech Therapy Helps Many in Kashmir to Get Rid Of Different Ailments | Sajad Shah reports - Duration: 1:46.
when a person is ill he uses medicine for that
but some people find alternative treatments.
Today we have come to Yarikha Kulgam
Where people do leech therapy to cure their diseases.
How many people come here on Novroz?
Too many people.
I have been doing this work for 10-15 years
Mostly people prefer coming on Novroz.
Other times those people come who are helpless
I have arthritis and have been taking medicines for six years.
I have pain in legs and back.
Today, I have come here to try Leech therapy.
I have pain in my leg, and have come for treatment.
It is second time I am here
Did you get well?
Yes!
For KashmirUnheard - I am Sajad Shah, from Kulgam district.
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[ENG SUB] Kihyun 99초 review 43회 Flower macaroon 편 by 모비딕 Mobidic - Duration: 3:46.
Hello I'm Monsta X's Kihyun
It' flower macaroon [Today's review is flower macaroon]
Let's put this behind
[Mix flour inside a bowl]
Put 5 spoon of water
[Mix flour 220g + water 45 ml]
Stir it with high speed and extremely fast I slightly saw the recipe
How long should I stir this?
5 minutes? [Shocked]
It looks.. satisfactory right..? Right..?
[What did he find]
Can you see it? You don't do this with hand actually
I saw here, there's mixer
Hand-mixer x2
Make the hand-mixer to the highest speed for 4 minutes till fluffy
If there's hand mixer at home it will be easier to do
The nozzle
They told me to put the nozzle earlier,
I thought I had to lock my hand
This thing I have now is nozzle
It's coming out
I'm startled
I'm not good with my hands
The pattern
Put the paper on top
The dish is good but the looks,,
I saw the cream looks bit different though
If it tastes good then it's good
Guys, if you want to make this make sure tune to the right volume
I don't care
Why is it like this?TT
I messed it up
I'm using the new one
This one looks easy
Do I have to fill it?
Yeah
How do I make it looks pretty
This pattern looks easy
Guys if you want to cook, wearing white seems like a bad idea
Please wear dark color shirt
I made these macaroons very well
It's expensive for good reasons
if it tastes good then it's good
Now the oven is here
It's very hot
Be careful
Let's pick the same size
None of them looks similar
you small thing
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OC Spoofz 1 - Duration: 0:24.
Hey, bet you I can hit this note!
No, no, no, please don't-
*something*
*Beep Beep I'm A Sheep song*
You are just...TERRIBLE today!
Shhh. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness!
That's the sound of people drowning, Carl!
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Week 20 • Rob's Lenormand Card Reading - Duration: 4:55.
Welcome to Rob's Lenormand reading week number 20.
I'm asking the world to shake a card for this week.
There are two cards. Upside down.
We do not want it. It's the card the birds on its head.
And it's the card the sphinx.
The sphinx stands for us being in a transformation process.
The birds tell us that we do not really like it here on earth.
We find it too heavy. The earth is a hard learning school.
Too hard for most people.
That made, except we do not like it,
that too often relationships are not fun. Because that partner does not understand ours.
We also do not want to give us love. Just as much as we radiate ourselves.
So we are getting short on earth here. That shows this.
We are deficient. And we do not want to change therein.
Rather stay in the familiar misery. Then one step forward to get out.
This is the theme. The intention is that this will change.
That you like to find on earth. That period you are here.
What is your situation right now? I'm going to shake a card now.
The fish card tells you are someone with a lot of feeling.
But this card is on its head
tells you that you do not want to flow that feeling anymore.
And that's the card the letter.
It represents a call or a message.
A letter you had from someone Who made that...
your entire feeling has been blocked.
That will probably have to do with a relationship.
You're locked now. That can not be the case.
I'm going to look at what's happening almost in your life.
What will change.
That's the card the rider. And that tells a few things.
One of those things that tells you is that you are a messenger between heaven and earth
You get the groceries.
The intention is that you spread that among the people around you.
The card the rider tells you also stands for your playfulness.
Your happiness. What is called your inner child?
It's in the stomach.
The intention is that both things will return.
The mercy and the messenger.
Therefore, I look at how things evolve towards the future.
The card is the bear. It is open.
At its head the card is the snake.
You are very powerful. You will receive very powerful messages.
The card the snake says, there's quite some fool around you.
People are trying to tackle you.
They are fooling what you say. And how you stand in it.
They are actually trying to to bring you to some kind of silence.
By behaving falsely. By falsely preparing for you.
The bear is strong.
I hope the bear will win of the snake.
But for this, I'm going to look at what you've blocked so far...
To get in your strength.
That's the card the scythes..
That tells you that you are currently in a situation that you really want to cut off everything.
You do not want it anymore.
But it's time for you. To use the scythe.
The sickle is actually. To use to harvest.
Because this was previously harvested. So you're welcome to harvest.
You can only harvest by letting your feeling flow again.
To stand for the messenger you are.
To stand in your power of the bear.
And yet, try something here To make fun of this earth.
Suppose you will do that now. And say no if you are tired of course.
Do not forget that. Otherwise people just walk over you.
Do not mind you.
Suppose you're doing all this. How will this reading expire?
One card on his head and one not. The fox is open.
The card on his head is the heart. And the heart was on its head.
I'll put them in such a way. That's hard now.
You are that person with that big heart. That radiates a lot of love.
But you tend to stay in your head.
That fox shows you are very analytical. Keep an eye on everything.
Be careful, look out.
But you are someone who actually has a lot of love to spread.
So you're actually double in. In these two cards.
It is your choice whatever you want.
Do you live again, talk from your big heart?
Or do you join yourself in that prison from your head?
Your choice.
I want to thank you for watching. And see you next time.
Thank you, please.
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Advanced Insights Week of May 7th - May 14th - HELPING, PAST LIFE KARMA and HEALTH CONDITIONS 💚😨😉 - Duration: 18:44.
I know on a core level
and through my own research
insights and things that I've been told
ok? We all
inherit the energetic blockages
that are not healed in whatever past lives we've had
those of you that can read the Akashic Records
those of you that can
look into past lives of people
a person can still carry many beliefs
from their past life...
..depending on whether they healed them or not.
Most people have not healed stuff from their past lives
'cause then they wouldn't be here.
ok?
We're put on this planet to learn.
And so every life
is either a new learning experience or a cumulation of learning experiences
As we know, everybody has their path.
Because many of you who are doing that
are trying maybe even on a subconscious level
might not even be conscious of it
ok
you're trying to heal the world.
you're trying to heal other people.
you're trying to convince people of things
that they need to figure out for themselves.
There's no convincing anyone about anything.
we can only speak of what we've experienced.
and the thing with experience is...
here's the thing with experiences, okay?
One person's experience
might be very different from the experience of someone else
Wow, okay, I'm getting like a really high pitched ringing right now which usually means its a significant message
When you have a situation where
..now, I'm noticing
a lot of situations around the planet
and also around
I'm hearing about it from other people.
ok, I'm hearing about people
talking about certain situations
basically gossip
about, whether it be companies
whether it be certain celebrities
ok
and it tends to be negative
when things like that are put out there
ok, by a certain peson
or group of people
what they're trying to do
is sway the minds of the people
ok? there's a manipulation going on
so
I order for people to see past the manipulation
the only way for them to see past the manipulation
is to see the truths
within their own lives
within their own life circumstances
ok? If they haven't seen certain truths
they're not gonna see truths in other situations
alright? so
what's usually happening
is a public version of codependency
ok.
in codependency there's a lot of aspects of the need for control.
the need for controlling
the minds of those who
one might want to help
ok
so
in that person's mind that's tryig to sway the minds of other people
ok? About a particular situation
company, person
whatever...
in some cases it could have
good intentions
however
the problem is
that
people only encounter
certain situations
and certain challenges
due to their own fears.
ok
and this is the reason why I said this is more advanced
because those of you that might have snuck over wanting to watch this
to see what I'm talking about with this 'advanced stuff'
are probably a little confused
because the whole concepts
of chakra systems and energy centers
and the connections that are happening
between people and other forms of energy
ok, are not fully understood, yet.
So if this message is causing a resistance in you
its probably not something you're ready for.
And it doesn't mean
that you're not highly intelligent
ok?
just because you don't understand a certain concept
doesn't demote your intelligence in any way
doesn't demote the knowledge of other things that you know
just like when I'm setting boundaries
and in an extremely high frequency
I might seem more narcissistic
ok
there is something to that
that when there's a severe depletion
of solar plexus energy
whether its due to abuse
whether its due to any type of, um..
obliteration of free will
where someone felt powerless because their free will was taken away
that causes a blockage in their solar plexus chakra.
And that blockage is in the form of energy.
So that energy can actually cause someone to believe
and to play, basically, repeating tapes in their heads that aren't true.
so when they see someone or interact with someone
or meet someone
or even see someone on YouTube
who might be at a very high confidence and high frequency level
the person that has the depletion
might actually misinterpret the confidence of that person
as narcissism.
And this could be said
about people in the media
this could be said about celebrities
a lot of the celebrities and people that you know of
that you think might be egotistical
actually are not.
The only reason that they're acting as if
they have the whole world in their hands
alright
is because they fully 1000% trust themselves
when someone 1000% trusts themself
there will be people resistant to that
and
and that's ok
because those of you that have been doing this work for many many years
and you're now working in spiritual fields
whether its online, whether its offline
whether its through your creations
that you're channeling
messages
without even knowing it some of you
you ARE in accordance with your truth
and many times that road is meant to be alone.
I'm meant to be alone
At least for awhile.
ok? Because
there is most definitely deep inner healing that needs to take place
there is a lot of karmic stuff happening right now
for those of you that are empaths and mediums
artists, writers
ok
um, I'm not leaving out anyone who's extremely creative
cause anyone who's extremely creative
is a channeler whether you know it, like it or not
you're a channeler, k?
things that we've done in our past
as well as in our past lives
ok? For those of you that know and believe about past lives
is coming up NOW.
and so there's a lot of healing that has to be done
on a karmic level.
And so knowing
knowing
and understanding
the things that
the things that most cause suffering
is the key
is the key
to the things you most need to heal.
I have several theories
about some of the struggles
that certain cultures specifically experience
and the reasons why.
And a lot of the reasons go back to
a lot of things in history.
A lot of the reasons go back to root chakra blockages
in ancestry.
For some of you, ok? This is a very small percentage of you
that IS part of your life mission
that is part of your life path
to work with the Akashic Records
healing past lives.
But here's the thing you cannot heal that past life
until you've recognized the same pattern within this lifetime
and healed that specific pathway within THIS lifetime.
And the way to do that
is to think of the thing in that particular lifetime
that caused that person to be in a state of powerlessness.
what action, if you brought them into our modern day world
For example, those of you that might know of a connection with a past lifetime
maybe you know for sure, you've always resonated with the stories, ok
maybe, there's something in a past lifetime
and so if you were to bring that person into our modern day reality
ok, I have a good example...oop, ok that just moved. Ok
I'll give you another example.
Let's do an example of an actress
who ended up dying because of
an overdose
k?
So I'm just
I'm totally making that up for example purposes, alright
so, um let's just, figuratively speaking
if you were to take that actress
ok? so whatever...whatever time period it was
maybe it was black and white films
so you take that actress from black and white films and bring her into this current reality
ok? this current modern-day reality of Hollywood
of independent films...of YouTube
of the many more possibilities that exist
for female actors
and I say 'actors' because I'm being politically correct
I know that, that a lot of thespians
would rather actor than actress
what's happening is that
if you were to bring that person into our current reality
in your mind, ok
the things that were holding them back
ok so let's say
so let's say that the thing that was holding them back
in that lifetime was the fact that
women didn't have the power or say
when it comes to film and television
alright, so
it was always up to male directors
or male higher ups
so what would be needed in that situation
ok, just off the top of my head
you would need to heal her yang energy or you would need to integrate the
empowerment of her gaining confidence in the fact that being a woman
in today's society
ok, and in today's world
what we're doing in this situation is bringing forward thinking beliefs
into a past-life karmic circumstance
I just saw a light glimmer over there it was really cool. Um, pink.
And you can do this with any past life that could've been traumatic
ok so that way you're actually taking that past life
and shifting the beliefs that might be causing stagnancy
in this life. Or might be causing challenges
in this life
ok
so when you can do that, you're not only empowering yourself
you're literally shifting your own frequency
so you see why its so important to heal yourself.
To heal even the smallest..the things that you think are the smallest aspects
that you can just push to the side
no.
and for many of us right now
A lot of it has to do with our heart
a lot of it has to do with understanding that you don't need anyone else
once you understand who you are
this is not to say that you won't have a connection one day
this isn't to say that some of you don't already have an amazing connection with someone.
but when you make changes in yourself, you will only attract those who have
made similar changes
OR
who will be the catalyst
for the significant change in you.
so you see, you won't even have to deal with the catalysts
or challenging people
the people that will challenge you the most
if you first work on the healing that you need to do!
love is not supposed to be hard.
its only when there are blockages up
or walls up
or layers
that need to be removed or peeled back
that love is hard.
and this goes for ourselves.
so I'm getting that message for some of you for yourself.
having to do with FORGIVENESS
and that goes along with the post I put up on my Facebook page
Each of us is here to heal.
this resonates very, very, very strongly
with the message for tonight
I figured I would bring it so I could show you guys
I have a soy allergy
so can't even touch newspapers
because the ink
ever since the 1980s
all newspapers used soy ink for everything
this is the magazine that I'm talking about; its called Creations magazine
You can see it says 'Healing the World is an Inside Job'
I get angry, just like a lot of you guys do
I have a massive, massive temper
and that massive temper and anger is definitely something that I'm working on
but on the other hand, the good thing about anger
in some ways is that
anger can move you forward
for a long time, I internalized anger
ok, instead of using it as a tool
there is a way to use anger
as a tool to push yourself forward
to have courage
to know that this is your life
this isn't anyone else's life
and so if there's something that you want to do with it?
what are you waiting for?
every possibility exists right now
thank you for tuning in to this extra video
and I will see you all soon
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