Youtube daily report May 13 2017

>> Stephen: YOUR SPECIAL ON NET FLICTION IS CALLED "STAYING

ALIVE."

WE'RE COMING UP ON THREE YEARS FROM THE TERRIBLE ACCIDENT WHERE

YOU LOST YOUR FRIEND AND YOU WERE IN A COMA FOR HOW LONG,

SIX, SEVEN DAYS?

>> 10 DAYS.

>> Stephen: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE ITSELF?

DO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO BEING ALIVE EVERY DAY NOW?

>> WELL, I'VE ALWAYS FELT THIS WAY.

I MEAN, IT WAS WAY BEFORE WALMART.

I JUST EMBRACED LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DEATH.

AND I GOT CLOSE TO IT.

SO I EMBRACED IT EVEN MORE NOW.

I LOVE EVERYBODY, MAN.

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.

I LOVE YOU.

( APPLAUSE ) I LOVE YOU, AND YOU CAN'T DO

NOTHING ABOUT IT.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

>> Stephen: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SO SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN THEY-- THEY GO THROUGH A COMA,

THAT THEY EMERGE FROM IT A DIFFERENT PERSON.

DID YOU-- IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WAY YOU SAW THE WORLD

DIFFERENT WHEN I CAME OUT?

>> LISTEN, MY FAMILY IS EVERYTHING FOR ME.

I WAS FIGHTING HARD.

I FOUGHT HARD IN THAT COMA TO COME BACK.

MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY 10 MONTHS OLD, AND I HAVE A YOUNG WIFE AND

I NEED TO BE HERE FOR MY SONS.

AND I NEED TO BE HERE.

I WAS FIGHTING HARD AND I'M HERE.

I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT.

I MISS YOU ALL.

I MISSED DOING COMEDY.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU-- ARE YOU A BELIEVER IN GOD?

>> I ALWAYS BEEN A BELIEVER IN GOD.

HE'S MY MAIN MAN.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> HE'S MY MAIN MAN.

HE'S A HARD ASS, BECAUSE HE'S OLD TESTAMENT.

JESUS IS NEW TESTAMENT.

HE'S A COOL DUDE.

I WAS SMOKING WITH JESUS.

>> Stephen: I HAVEN'T MET HIM.

>> YOU'LL MEET HIM.

I HEARD YOU GOT A BEEF WITH TRUMP.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> I HEARD YOU GOT A BEEF WITH TRUMP?

>> Stephen: WHO DOESN'T?

>> HE'S THE PRESIDENT!

HE IS THE PRESIDENT!

AND I'M GOING TO FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE.

THAT'S WHY I'LL GOING TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY NORTH GOING TO

PAY MY TAXES AND GRAB THE WOMEN BY THEIR CROTCH, BECAUSE I HAVE

TO DO MY PART TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO MY PART!

>> Stephen: A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE.

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE.

WELL, TRACE-- >> HOLD ON FOR ONE MINUTE.

>> Stephen: YOU GOT SOMETHING?

>> HOLD ON.

>> Stephen: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

>> WHAT'S UP, OBAMA.

I PUT THE WIRETAPS WHERE YOU TOLD ME TO PUT THEM?

STOP YELLING AT ME MR. FORMER PRESIDENT.

OBAMA.

>> Stephen: DO YOU TALK TO OBAMA A LOT?

>> YEAH, I TALK TO OBAMA A LOT.

HE'S MY MAN.

WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL AFFECT.

>> Stephen: HE GRADUATE, THOUGH, RIGHT?

>> HE GRADUATED, I DROPPED OUT.

>> Stephen: YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD-- YOU SAID YOU HAD A

10-MONTH-OLD WHEN YOU WENT INTO THE COMA.

SHE IS ALMOST FOUR NOW?

I WOULD SAY?

>> SHE WILL BE FOUR JULY 2.

>> Stephen: DID YOU TAKE HER DOWN WITH YOU, TOO?

>> THAT'S MY BABY GIRL.

THAT'S MY WIFE RIGHT THERE.

>> Stephen: I KNOW.

>> I'M GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT TONIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S HARD!

>> Stephen: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

>> YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG-- IT'S DIFFICULT WHEN YOU HAVE A

BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WIFE LIKE THAT, THAT YOU ARE MADLY IN LOVE WITH,

BECAUSE IT PUTS YOU AT A DISADVANTAGE IN THE

RELATIONSHIP.

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> YOU'RE NOT EVER GOING NOWHERE.

I AIN'T LEAVING THAT.

I MIGHT TALK JUNK LIKE I'M GOING TO LEAVE.

THE OTHER DAY I TELLER,"YOU KEEP TREATING ME THE WAY YOU TREATING

ME, I'M GOING-- I'LL BE SITTING RIGHT THERE.

I WON'T BE GOING NOWHERE.

I DON'T NEED TO GO TO NO HIGH SCHOOL.

I GOT HIT BY A WALMART TRUCK.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: DID YOU TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER?

DID YOU TACK A FOUR-YEAR-OLD TO THE DERBY?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?

>> SHE IS VERY NICE.

MY DAUGHTER WAS REALLY RELAXED.

SHE WAS WITH HER MOM AND DAD.

SHE'S NOT ONE OF THEM ROWDY WILD KIDS.

SHE WAS OKAY WITH US.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE OKAY TO TRAVEL WITH A YOUNG KID.

SHE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: THESE SHOOEZ GOOD ON THE PLANE.

>> BUT THE PLANES ARE GETTING VIOLENT.

YOU SEE ALL THE FIGHTS HAPPENING IN THE AIRPORTS AND ON PLANES.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO TO VEGAS TO SEA MAYWEATHER FIGHT.

JUST GO TO DEALT.

THAT LAST FIGHT, THAT DUDE A STRAIGHT LEFT HOOK, LEFT JAB.

I SAID, WOOO!

THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE PLANE

NOWHERE.

THERE'S A VOICE THAT GOES, "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: VERY NICE.

HEY, I UNDERSTAND-- THIS IS KIND OF EXCITING NEWS-- I UNDERSTAND

THAT YOU'VE GOT A PROJECT WITH JORDAN PEELE.

WHAT'S THAT GOING TO BE?

>> TBS, WE HAVE A SERIOUS ON TBS WITH JORDAN PEELE.

I TALKED TO HIM TODAY.

IT'S GOING TO BE VERY NICE.

IT'S GROUNDED AND FUNNY.

IT'S MY LIFE.

IT'S CALLED "THE LAST O.G." AND YOU ALL ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT.

ME, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, TIFFANY HADDISH.

IT'S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL.

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU SEEN "GET OUT?"

>> YEAH, I SAW "GET OUT."

THAT WAS SCARY.

IT WAS LIKE WATCHING "THE EXORCIST."

MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE "THE EXORCIST."

AND HE'S SMOKING A JOINT NEXT TO ME AND I'M WATCHING THIS GIRL'S

HEAD TURN AROUND.

TRAUMATIZED ME FOR LIFE.

I WAS SCARED OF LITTLE WHITE GIRLS FOR YEARS!

>> Stephen: WELL, "GET OUT" WILL NOT HELP THAT.

>> NO.

BUT THAT'S MY MAIN MAN.

CONGRATULATIONS, JORDAN.

I LOVE YOU.

>> Stephen: TRACY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU.

THANK YOU FOR SPREADING THE LOVE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "STAYING ALIVE" IS AVAILABLE

TUESDAY ON NETFLIX.

TRACY MORGAN, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TIMOTHY SIMONS.

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A Lesson In Prepositions Brought To You By Sean Spicer's Bushes - Duration: 4:24.

I DON'T DO THIS OFTEN, BUT I DO NEED TO PAUSE FOR A MOMENT

AND MAKE A CORRECTION.

WE DID A JOKE ON WEDNESDAY ABOUT SEAN SPICER AVOIDING REPORTERS

BY HIDING "IN" THE BUSHES.

IT HAD BEEN REPORTED THAT HE WAS HIDING IN THE BUSHES AFTER COMEY

WAS FIRED.

OKAY.

WELL, "THE WASHINGTON POST" HAS SINCE UPDATED THAT REPORT,

SAYING, "EDITOR'S NOTE: SPICER HUDDLED WITH HIS STAFF 'AMONG'

BUSHES ON THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS, NOT 'IN THE BUSHES.'"

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE.

I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU.

IF YOU BRING THE BUSHES OUT HERE, GUYS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HE WASN'T HIDING IN THE BUSHES, OKAY?

HE WAS HIDING AMONG THE BUSHES, OKAY?

TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

YOU SEE HOW MUCH MORE REASSURING THIS IS?

THIS IS PERFECTLY DIGNIFIED.

AND SEAN SPICER HIDING IS A GREAT WAY TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT

PREPOSITIONS.

SEAN SPICER HIDES "AMONG" THE BUSHES.

( LAUGHTER ) SEAN HIDES "NEXT TO" THE BUSHES.

AND MY FAVORITE, SEAN HIDES "FROM" THE BUSHES, BECAUSE ONE

OF THE BUSHES ASKED HIM A QUESTION ABOUT JAMES COMEY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HELLO!

REMEMBER, SEAN.

THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING "AT" YOU.

THEY'RE LAUGHING AMONG YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

( CHEERS ) THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.

( APPLAUSE ) , OF COURSE, TRUMP ISN'T THE

ONLY POLITICIAN TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING, BECAUSE BILL

CLINTON AND JAMES PATTERSON ARE TEAMING UP TO WRITE A NOVEL.

IT'S CALLED "THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING."

THAT'S.

MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED THAN THE ORIGINAL TITLE, "HAVE YOU SEEN

MY HUSBAND?" WELL, WE GOT AN ADVANCE COPY OF

THE BOOK.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN DETECT BILL CLINTON'S INFLUENCE ON THE

CLASSIC PATTERSON THRILLER.

HERE WE GO.

( CLEARS THROAT ) CHAPTER TWO.

REALLY HOT.

"KEN BRANTLEY SWUNG HIS AGILE BODY ONTO THE ROOF.

HE SMILED, THINKING OF THE MOMENT HE WOULD CORNER HIS MARK

AND TAKE HIM OUT WITH A SINGLE SHOT.

HE ALSO SMILED BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING OF BOOBS.

( LAUGHTER ) BRANTLEY SHOOK HIS HEAD,

DETERMINED TO FOCUS ON THE THREAT AHEAD.

BUTTS ARE COOL, TOO, HE THOUGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) THEY'RE LIKE BOOBS ON YOUR

BACK."

'STAY FOCUSED, KEN,' HE TOLD HIMSELF.

'YOU'VE GOT A BOOB TO DO.

I MEAN, A JOB TO BUTT.' DAMMIT!"

AND HE SHOOTS THE GUY.

AND HE SHOOTS THE GUY.

( APPLAUSE ) THAT'S AN ACTUAL BOOK.

SPEAKING OF BOOKS.

ANY GAME OF THRONES FANS OUT THERE?

( APPLAUSE ) ME TOO.

THAT SHOW HAS EVERYTHING: GREAT CHARACTERS, PULSE-POUNDING

ACTION, FLEETING MOMENTS WHEN NO ONE IS NAKED.

SO I WAS EXCITED TO LEARN THAT HBO IS DEVELOPING SEVERAL "GAME

OF THRONES" SPINOFFS.

THIS IS PERFECT FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH "GAME OF

THRONES" AND THINK, "THERE JUST AREN'T ENOUGH CHARACTER

NAMES FOR ME TO KEEP STRAIGHT."

( LAUGHTER ) AND WHAT WILL THESE NEW SPINOFFS

BE ABOUT?

WELL, APPARENTLY, THEY WILL EXPLORE DIFFERENT TIME PERIODS

OF GEORGE R.R. MARTIN'S VAST AND RICH UNIVERSE.

THAT IS EXCITING.

MAYBE NOW WE'LL FINALLY FIND OUT WHICH TIME PERIOD HE'S DRESSING

FOR.

I'M GOING TO SAY STEAMPUNK NEWSIE IN NAZI-OCCUPIED

BROOKLYN.

WELL, WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" BECAUSE WE'RE IN SHOW BUSINESS--

WE'RE IN SHOW BUSINESS-- WE HERE AT THE THE LATE SHOW"

HAVE OBTAINED AN EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK AT THESE NEW "GAME OF

THRONES" SPINOFF TV SHOWS.

FIRST UP, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE MOST EXCITING CHARACTER IN "GAME

OF THRONES" MOVES IN NEXT DOOR TO TIM ALLEN?

"THAT'S MY DRAGON!" NEXT, SPRING IS HERE, AND THAT

MEANS NUPTIALS.

FOLLOW REAL BRIDES ON THEIR JOURNEY TO THEIR BIG DAY IN

"SAY YES, TO THE RED WEDDING DRESS."

AND, OF COURSE, EVERYONE LOVES POLICE PROCEDURALS AND UNDEAD

ZOMBIE ARMIES AND TIGHT JEANS AND KARATE, SO GET READY FOR

"WHITE WALKER, TEXAS RANGER"!

( LAUGHTER ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

STICK AROUND.

TRACY MORGAN IS HERE!

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Tracy Morgan And Stephen Auditioned For SNL At The Same Time - Duration: 6:28.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT FROM

"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND "30 ROCK," AND NOW HE'S GOT A NEW

STAND-UP SPECIAL, "STAYING ALIVE."

PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY TRACY MORGAN!

( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> NICE-- NICE DIGS!

I LIKE THIS!

>> Stephen: IT IS A NICE PLACE, ISN'T IT?

>> IT IS.

>> Stephen: WE'RE RENTING TO OWN.

YOU WERE AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY LAST WEEKEND.

>> OH, YEAH, I WAS THERE, MAN.

I WAS DISAPPOINTED, THOUGH.

I WAS THERE WITH MY FAMILY.

YOU KNOW, I WENT THERE AND I BET ON SEABISCUIT, AND THEY SAID,

"HE'S NO LONGER WITH US."

AND I SAID, "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?"

I'M UPSET.

>> Stephen: THEY SHOULD LET YOU BET ON ANYONE YOU WANT.

>> I SAY THE SECRETARIAT.

THEY SAID HE ISN'T WITH US.

>> Stephen: PLACE THE BET ANYWAY AND DEMAND REALLY BIG

ODDS.

>> I WENT TO THE RACE AND BET IT ON MAYWEATHER.

HE'S NOT A HORSE YOU.

>> Stephen: CAN'T GO WRONG.

I BET MAYWEATHER COULD TAKE A HORSE.

>> THAT PIECE.

YOU REMIND ME OF J.J. FROM "GOOD TIMES."

I LOVE J.J.

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!

>> Stephen: >> Jon: J.J. WAS HIP.

>> HE WAS COOL.

>> YES HE WAS.

HE CAN'T PLAY LIKE ME, THOUGH.

>> NO, HE CAN'T.

>> Stephen: HE'S NOT DEAD.

HE'S STILL ALIVE.

>> JIMMY WALKER?

>> Stephen: HE'S STILL ALIVE.

>> HE WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL.

>> Stephen: THAT MEANS HE'S DEAD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM IN THE PAST TENSE.

JIMMY WALKER IS STILL ALIVE.

JIMMY COME OUT HERE.

>> NO, NO, NO!

JIMMY BETTER NOT COME OUT HERE.

WHAT IS JIMMY DOING ON THE COAL BAY SHOW.

I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.

>> Stephen: YOU DID.

>> I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL WITH FOUR CREDITS TO GO.

I LOVED IT.

I LOVED DROPPING OUT SO MUCH, I WISH I COULD GO BACK AND DROP

OUT AGAIN.

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN STUCK IN A JOB LIFTING HEAVY BOX S.

>> Stephen: THIS SHOULD BE A P.S.A. YOU DO FOR THE CHILDREN--

"KIDS," DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS."

>> I LOVE WHEN THE PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

>> Stephen: I BARELY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

>> YOU DID.

>> Stephen: YEAH, IF I HADN'T ACED MY FINAL EXAMS MY TIME

YEAR, WOULD STILL BE IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.

I'M NOT JOKING.

I WAS A TOTAL NE'ER-DO-WELL.

UNTIL RECENTLY.

>> HIGH SCHOOL TAUGHT ME HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS.

>> Stephen: HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS.

WERE YOU AN ATHLETE?

>> YES.

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR SPORT.

>> TRACK AND FIELD.

I THOUGHT I WAS CARL LEWIS BUT I WASN'T.

I RAN THAT FAST RUNNING FROM THE BULLIES, YOU KNOW.

BEING BULLIED.

AND THEN I LEARNED HOW TO BE FUNNY SO THAT KEPT THE BULLY

OFFS MY BACK.

IT WAS EITHER THAT, OR COOK THEM HOT DOGS UPSTAIRS.

CHEESE BURGERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

( LAUGHTER ) GLA.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT PART.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN COOKING THE HOT DOGS AND THE CHEESEBURGERS?

YOU MEAN FOR THE BULLIES?

>> YEAH, DON'T BEAT ME UP.

COME AND EAT HOT DOGS AND PORK AND BEANS.

>> Stephen: THAT'S A REALLY UNIQUE RESPONSE TO BULLYS.

I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

>> TRUE GRIT.

I WAS A DUDE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

I WOULD SCALP LUNCH TICKET S.

>> Stephen: YOU WOULD SCALP LUNCH TICKETS?

HOW DID THAT WORK?

DID YOU MAKE MONEY ON THAT?

>> I WOULD BRING $20 TO SCHOOL AND BUY ALL THE LUNCH BOOKS AT

HOME ROOM.

MY LUNCH TICKETS WERE SHOT, WEPS SLOPPY JOES AND TATTER TOT S.

>> Stephen: IF THEY RAN OUT OF TICKETS --

>> I WAS THERE.

"WHO NEEDS TICKETS?

WHO NEEDS TICKETS?

JUST LIKE YANKEE STADIUM.

"WHO NEEDS TICKETS?

WHO NEEDS TICKETS?

PEOPLE STILL OWE ME MONEY FROM LUNCH TICKET.

>> Stephen: SO YOU WOULD LET THEM GET IT ON CREDIT.

YOU YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

>> SOMETIMES.

IT WAS LIKE OWNING A BOR DIEGO IN THE GHETTO.

IT'S TRUE.

YOU GIVE CREDIT, YOU NEVER GO HUNGRY.

>> Stephen: YOU STARTED -- EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU GOT YOUR BIG

BREAK ON "S.N.L.."

DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR AUDITION?

I REMEMBER YOUR AUDITION BECAUSE I WAS THERE.

>> UPPER.

>> Stephen: YOU AND I WERE BOTH THERE IN THE FINAL

CALL-BACK GOING TO NETWORK IN 1996?

>> I NEVER WORKED WITH YOU-- OH, YOU DIDN'T GET TO-- MY BAD.

( LAUGHTER ) I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THE

JOB!

( APPLAUSE ) I'M SORRY!

OF.

>> Stephen: I FORGOTTA THAT PART OF THE STORY, TRACY.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME.

>> EVERY SAVVY JEWISH MAN IS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ONE BLACK MAN

IN HIS LIFE I'M GLAD HE CHOSE ME.

>> Stephen: HE DIDN'T LOVE EDDIE MURPHY?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I WASN'T THERE!

>> Stephen: BUT I REMEMBER YOU AUDITIONS.

I REMEMBER YOU AUDITIONS.

I THOUGHT I'M NOT GOING TO GET THIS JOB.

WE'RE TOO ALIKE.

>> WOW.

YEAH, I REMEMBER SEEING YOU IN THE GHETTO.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> AND I SAID, WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT DID YOU ALL DO!" >> Stephen: THE GHETTO WAS

WRITING FOR NORM McDONALD ON "WEEKEND UPDATE."

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: I ENDED UP DOING THAT FOR ONE MONTH WRITING FOR

NORM.

>> THAT WAS GOOD.

THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES.

THOSE DAYS ARE STILL IMPORTANT TO ME.

MY DAYS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" ARE STILL IMPORTANT TO ME NOW.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) STILL IMPORTANT TO ME NOW.

I LOVE LORNE MICHAEL.

>> Stephen: HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE?

>> I WAS THERE FOR SEVEN SEASONS.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND A LOT OF WORK.

IT'S REALLY EXHAUSTING.

YOU GUYS PULL UNBELIEVABLE HOURS.

>> IF YOU ARE MARRIED AND YOU'RE ON "S.N.L." SHE'S BASICALLY A

WIDOW.

YOU'RE THERE 24/7 BECAUSE THE SHOW KNOWS IT CAN CHANGE YOUR

CAREER IN 60 SECONDS.

AND THEY-- WHEN I FIRST GOT THERE, PEOPLE WOULD TELL ME,

"WELL, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE A REOCCURRING CHARACTER."

I SAID, "FIRST IT HAS TO OCCUR."

( LAUGHTER ) "WHAT IF IT NEVER OCCURS!"

>> Stephen: YOU HAD A CHARACTER BRIAN FELLOW WHO LOVED

ANIMALS.

>> "I'M BRIAN FELLOWS."

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: THAT'S KIND OF REAL.

YOU DO LIKE EXOTIC ANIMALS.

I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD AN OCTOPUS.

>> I HAVE AN OCTOPUS.

I LOVED MARINE LIFE SINCE I WAS YOUNGER BECAUSE MY

GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS JACQUES YO COUSTEAU.

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Justin Bieber - Despacito ft. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yanke (Music Video) - Duration: 3:09.

Come and move that in my direction

So thankful for that, it's such a blessin', yeah

Turn every situation into heaven, yeah

Oh, you are

My sunrise on the darkest day

Got me feelin' some kind of way

Make me wanna savor every moment slowly, slowly

You fit me, tailor-made love, how you put it on

Got the only key, know how to turn it on

The way you nibble on my ear, the only words I wanna hear

Baby, take it slow so we can last long

Oh, tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal

Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan

Sólo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso

Oh, yeah

Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal

Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más

Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro

Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto

Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

Quiero ver bailar tu pelo, quiero ser tu ritmo

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos (Favorito, favorito, baby)

Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro

Hasta provocar tus gritos

Y que olvides tu apellido

Si te pido un beso, ven, dámelo Yo sé que estás pensándolo

Llevo tiempo intentándolo Mami, esto es dando y dándolo

Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bang-bang

Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bang-bang

Ven, prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe

Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe

Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje

Empecemos lento, después salvaje

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas Pero pa' montarlo aquí tengo la pieza

¡Oye!

Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto

Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

Quiero ver bailar tu pelo, quiero ser tu ritmo

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos (Favorito, favorito, baby)

Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro

Hasta provocar tus gritos Y que olvides tu apellido

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Dan Auerbach Performs 'Shine on Me' - Duration: 3:31.

"SHINE ON ME," PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW DAN AUERBACH!

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ YOU ONLY GOT A COUPLE MILES TO GO

♪ IF YOU'RE TRYIN' TO DRIVE ME INSANE

♪ I SAW YOU CRACK A SMILE ABOUT A WEEK AGO

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POURIN' RAIN

♪ SO I CLIMBED THE CLIFFS OF DOVER

♪ TO GO DRY OUT IN THE SUN NOW I'M LIKE A FOUR LEAF CLOVER

♪ 'CAUSE I HIDE FROM EVERYONE ♪ SHINE ON ME

SHINE ON ME ♪ SHINE ON ME

SHINE ON ME ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ WHEN I GET UP I GOT TO GET ME A PLAN TO

♪ DO WHATEVER I CAN I SUPPOSE I'M ALREADY WORKING FOR MY UNCLE

SAM ♪ YOU KNOW HE'S GOT ME COUNTIN'

CHEERIOS ♪ NO MORE CRYING ON MY SHOULDER

I'M ALLERGIC TO THE TEARS ♪ IT'S TRYING FOR THIS SOLDIER

TO PRETEND FOR ALL THESE YEARS ♪ SHINE ON ME

SHINE ON ME ♪ SHINE ON ME

SHINE ON ME ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ I GOT TO KEEP MY RAY-BANS ON SO MY EYES WON'T BURN

♪ WHILE THEY SHED NEW LIGHT UPON MY NUMBER ONE CONCERN

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

♪ SHINE ON ME SHINE ON ME

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HIS NEW ALBUM "WAITING ON A SONG" IS OUT.

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जानिए लिंग का सही साइज़ कितना होना चाहिए II KNOW ABOUT THE RIGHT SIZE OF PENIS || - Duration: 3:30.

Rubina is here with in a healthy episode of F3 Healthy Life, just for you.

One of our viewer Mr Vijay has emailed us from Haryana UP

He's asking that how much does size of a male penis matters to females?

Also if an average size of penis can satisfy a woman during intercourse or not?

Vijay firstly let me tell you that size of male penis doesn't matter at all.

Rather what matters that how do you do you intercourse

how much you are involved in it whether its mentally or physically.

How lovingly you are doing this activity and how long you are able to sustain this activity.

So that's important..

If intercourse is done with so much of love and complete emotional involvement

Then females never notices the size of the males penis.

Secondly I would like to say that the size of females vagina is 3-4 inches

Which gets easily satisfy with the average size of penis.

Perhaps you don't know that the females vagina has this quality

To adjust their vagina according to their male partner's penis size.

And most importantly, maximum of the females enjoys their male partner emotionally during intercourse.

So just don't worry about all this thoughts.

Don't think about whether your penis size should be long,small, thick or thin.

Just spare all these thoughts out of your mind.

I would advice you to have a open discussion with your partner on this topic.

That during the activity of intercourse how much satisfy and happy is she from you.

Or if she's unsatisfied or happy and what all are her expectations.

This way you'll came to know about what she thinks about this & also her expectations during intercourse.

This will help you to perform intercourse more easily.

For intercourse its important that how long you are able to sustain this activity.

For this its important for you to do exercises.

Do sit-ups, cycling, push-ups as this will increase your stamina.

This way you'll be able to sustain your intercourse for long period of time which is very important.

And you'll be able to keep your partner happy.

So just spare out your mind with this illogical myths.

And whenever you to intercourse, do it calmly, lovingly and with full involvement.

And yes, during intercourse its very important to maintain the hygiene.

This way after intercourse there'll be no threat of any kind of infection to your partner

I hope with my videos you might have got all the answers to your queries.

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Do subscribe our channel, So that you can get more and more health benefits from us.

Take care of the health of yourself and loved ones too.

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>> IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, IT MEANS YOU'RE ONE OF THE

SURVIVORS.

THERE AREN'T MANY OF US LEFT.

IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY.

EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WOULD DESTROY CIVILIZATION WITH

NUCLEAR WAR OR HIS ENVIRONMENTAL POLICIES OR ARMY OF CLONE STEVE

BANNONS.

BUT IT WASN'T ANY OF THOSE.

IT WAS THIS COMET THAT CHANGED THE WORLD.

>> THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.

DENISE MORRISON FROM THE CAMPBELL SOUP COMPANY.

>> GOOD SOUP.

>> AFTER, THAT COMPANIES BEGAN TO INVEST MORE IN SOUP

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SOON, ALL SOUP BECAME NETWORKED.

THEY SMARTER AND SELF-AWARE AND ROSE UP AGAINST US AND STARTED

USING CAN OPENERS ON US.

OH, DEAR GOD!

A CHAN OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!

EAT CRACKERS YOU HIGH-SODIUM BASTARD!

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Can you hear the duck go "Quack Quack Quack" ?

Listen to the the duck go "Quack Quack Quack"

Can you hear the hen go "Cluck Cluck Cluck " ?

Listen to the hen go "Cluck Cluck Cluck "

Can you hear the horse go "Neigh Neigh Neigh" ?

Listen to the horse go "Neigh Neigh Neigh"

Can you hear the cow go "Moo Moo Moo" ?

Listen to the cow go "Moo Moo Moo"

Can you hear the pig go "Oink Oink Oink" ?

Listen to the pig go "Oink Oink Oink"

Can you hear the sheep go "Baa Baa Baa" ?

Listen to the sheep go "Baa Baa Baa"

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Listen to the dog go "Woof Woof Woof"

Can you hear the cat go "Meow Meow Meow" ?

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Can you hear the monkey go "Chatter Chatter Chatter" ?

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Listen to the lion go "Roar Roar Roar"

Can you hear the owl go "Hoot Hoot Hoot" ?

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Can you hear the snake go "Hiss Hiss Hiss" ?

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Can you hear the flies go "Buzz Buzz Buzz" ?

Listen to the flies go "Buzz Buzz Buzz"

Can you hear the donkey go "Hee Haa Haa" ?

Listen to the donkey go "Hee Haa Haa"

Can you hear the goose go "Gobble Gobble Gobble" ?

Listen to the goose go "Gobble Gobble Gobble"

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KOREANS REACT TO THE FRESH PRINCE/한국인은 윌 스미스에 반응!/韓国人はウィル・スミスに反応! - Duration: 10:54.

Hello family, this is Shaun and welcome back to Shaun On Site.

Asia. I am not Will Smith.

Will Smith is an international actor and rapper.

People around the world know who he is.

Will Smith makes movies that make a lot of money.

Now here's a little trivia for you guys.

During the peak of his popularity, he was on top. (during his hip hop days)

He had so much money!

Unfortunately, 20-year old Will Smith was broke.

He was terrible with money.

When I was 20 years old, I wasn't good with money either so i'm not picking on him.

By 1990, He owed $2.8 million in back taxes!

That's a lot of money!

Lucky for Will, legendary producer Quincy Jones took interest in him and said "I want to make a TV show based on who you are".

The rest is history.

Quincy Jones helped Michael Jackson with his first three (solo) albums.

That's how important Quincy Jones is in the entertainment industry.

What's the name of the TV show they had? The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

It's called that because Will Smith's rapper name is The Fresh Prince.

It's a show about Will's move from the hard streets of west Philadelphia to a rich neighborhood in Los Angeles called Bel-Air (in California).

Will's mother was raising him by herself so she asked her sister and brother-in-law to help him out.

Move him to a better location and move him to a better life.

Will lives with his Aunt Vivian, his stern but fair Uncle Phil, and his cousins Ashley, Hillary, and Carlton.

The show has been off for 21 years but people still watch the show and still do things from the show.

When you look at it, it'll make you laugh all the time.

There were a few times where it made you cry and think too.

Most times, you'll laugh.

What many in Asia don't know is this is Will's first major acting role.

I wanted to share this show with the people of Seoul and introduce them to the show and get their thoughts on it.

Enjoy the video!

I like it!

Oh, cute!

Is this how he was when he first started? He's so amazing in his movies!

I don't understand what's going on so I can't say much on it.

It's so cute!

Did you like that?

He's very cute! This is my first time watching it! Sooooo cute!!!!

So what did you think?

Crazy!

Just funny!

Not my style.

My style?

Fresh Prince Funny moments reaction

Cute!

Really, dead?

(one of the saddest moments in the show).

Y'know, actually, this works out better for me. Y'know, the slimmies of summer come to class wearin' next to nothin', you know what I'm sayin'...

Will, it's alright to be angry.

Hey, why should I be mad? At least he said "goodbye" this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying this stupid present.

I'm sorry, if... if there was something I could do...

You ain't gotta do nothin', Uncle Phil.

You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know?

Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my mom "when's daddy coming home", you know? Who needs him?

Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned it, didn't I?

-And I got pretty damn good at it, too, didn't I, Uncle Phil? -Yeah, you did.

Got through my first date without him, right?

I learned how to drive, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him.

I had *fourteen* great birthdays without him; he never even sent me a damn card.

TO HELL WITH HIM!

I didn't need him then, and I don't need him now.

-Will...Will... -No, you know what, Uncle Phil?

I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him

I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm-a have me a whole bunch of kids.

I'll be a better father than he *ever* was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a *damn* thing he can ever teach me about how to love my kids!

How come he don't want me, man?

He wants you...

The part where the uncle and Will hug each other was very emotional for me. I could feel how much they really loved each other and how much Will wanted to be with his dad.

It's very touching. I think Will Smith [wanted to continue to have a] relationship with his father.

It doesn't happen. His dad never comes back.

-Really? Why? -He just doesn't.

Very sad.

That scene made a lot of people in America cry.

Would that have made you cry?

No.

Yes!

I can't understand everything that's said but I feel empathy [for Will]. It's emotional!

-It's emotional? -Yep!

Did it feel real?

-No. -It didn't? Why not?

He didn't cry.

-No, he cried. -He did?

Yeah, at the end, that was real

I like it!

It's an old hip hop song. It's called Apache. (Apache was a song from the hip hop group Sugar Hill Gang. They're responsible for the first hip hop song in history called "Rapper's Delight")

-Apache? -Apache.

That was funny! I know that dance so well. It's the first step to hip circle. (Don't ask cause I don't know what that is)

Funny, funky!

Final thoughts!

If they brought this show to Korea, would you watch it?

Of course, of course, definitely I will watch that!

Uhh, yes!

If the show had Korea subtitles, would you watch it?

OH YES!

-Would you guys watch it? -Yes!

It's just American style so it's not my style.

It think it's not funny for Koreans.

That's what I think.

I don't enjoy [watching television much]. But many Korean people enjoy the programs.

Of course I will! I'll watch it once a day, definitely!

It's too old school for me. If it was new, yes. (He's implying the style is too old for him with the music. If it was newer, he'd watch)

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U.S MILITARY IS BEING PIPED BY CHINA AND RUSSIA? MYTH BUSTED - Duration: 10:08.

US, China and Russia are all great military powers, and their clout has many strategic

and economic implications.

In mainstream as well as alternate media, stories of US being pipped by China and Russia

have cropped up every now and then.

From freelance writer to self-proclaimed experts have provided credibility to this theory.

But are these views correct?

In this video, Defense Updates provides 5 undeniable facts that totally bust this myth.

So, lets get started.

The Nimitz-class super carriers are a class of 10 nuclear-powered aircraft carriers in

service with the United States Navy.

Nimitz has been symbol of United State's military might, and has been used to project

power far from its coastlines.

Ford class super-carriers are being built to replace some of the United States Navy's

existing Nimitz-class carriers from 2017.

The first ship of this class is Gerald R. Ford is expected to commission later this year.

It will have many key improvements over Nimitz class like EMALS (Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System ) and AAG (Advanced Arresting Gear )

Liaoning a Type 001 aircraft carrier, is the first aircraft carrier commissioned into the

People's Liberation Army Navy Surface Force.

Two hulls were laid down in the Ukrainia before the Soviet Union collapsed.

Kuznetsov serves today in the Russian Navy, and Liaoning in Chinese Navy.

Type 001A aircraft carrier that was launched on 26 April 2017 by China is the country's

second aircraft carrier after the completion of Liaoning, and the first built domestically.

The basic structure of the second aircraft carrier is same as the first carrier Liaoning,

which as discussed earlier is originally a Soviet-designed Kuznetsov-class.

So basically both of these are 3-decade-old designs.

China's next generation aircraft carrier, the Type 002, expected to be launched around

2021; will not be nuclear-powered vessel, nor it will have electromagnetic aircraft catapults.

Russia's aircraft carrier Kuznetsov was excellent piece of engineering when it was

created, but the ship has already done three decades of service and is on its last legs.

Frequent breakdown bear the fact that it need major overhaul.

The new Russian aircraft carrier "Shtorm" will be included in Russia's next armament

program for the 2019 to 2025 period.

The nuclear power super carrier will have displacement of 100000 tonnes and will be

able to carry 90 aircrafts.

The aircraft carrier is expected to go into service in the navy by 2030.

1. Neither China nor Russia have nuclear powered carrier currently, and it will take at least

a decade before they have one.

China and Russian combined has 3 aircraft carriers, whereas US alone has more than 10 super carriers

The Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor is a 5th generation, single-seat, and twin-engine, all-weather

stealth tactical fighter aircraft developed for the United States Air Force (USAF).

F22 raptor is considered to be the most deadly operational fighter aircraft, having combined

supercruise, supermaneuverability, stealth, and sensor fusion in a single weapons platform.

Its technology is so advanced that F-22 cannot be exported under American federal law.

US have about 187 F22 Raptor.

Though plagued by cost overruns and technical issues, slowly F 35 5th gen fighter is also

getting operational.

China has developed its 5th gen fighter J 20.

Heart of every aircraft is its engine.

China has not perfected its indigenous WS-10 for its Flanker clones, let alone come close

to finishing development of the next-generation WS-15 it would need for the J-20.

The WS-15 is currently thought to be in a ground-testing phase with flight trials set

to begin on an Ilyushin Il-76 some time in the future.

In fact, China has not demonstrated it can build any reliable jet engine—and that's

including designs that it basically stole from Russia.

The J-20 currently appears to be powered by twin Russian-built Saturn AL-31F engines found

on the Sukhoi Su-27 and it's many Chinese knockoffs.

Apart from engines, J 20 has issues with radars and avionics.

Russia's Sukhoi T-50 PAK-FA stealth fighter program has been suffering delays.

Testing of the jet's new engine, which was supposed to start later this year, has been

pushed back to 2018.

Also, while the Russians have developed active electronically scanned array (AESA) radars,

infrared sensors and excellent electronic warfare systems, one of the big questions

that remain is how well the Russians have integrated the jets' avionics.

1. In current scenario, neither the Russian nor the Chinese have capability to match the 5th

gen fighters of United States both in terms of quality and quantity.

By the time China and Russia is able to deploy a significant number of 5th generation fighters,

US will be on its way to deploy 6th generation aircrafts.

2. With a solid fleet of AWACS and 4th gen fighters, the US has definitive edge in the skies.

It must be noted that, in any modern combat air superiority is one of the most important aspect.

The Zumwalt-class destroyer is a class of United States Navy guided missile destroyers

designed as multi-mission stealth ships with a focus on land attack.

It has displacement of 14,564 tons.

Despite being 40% larger than an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer, the radar cross-section is more

akin to that of a fishing boat.

The tumblehome hull, and composite deckhouse reduce radar return.

Overall, the destroyer's angular build makes it 50 times harder to spot on radar than an

ordinary destroyer.

Lyndon B Johnson, the second Zumwalt, is being considered for the installation of a railgun,

in place of one of the 155 mm naval guns after the ship is built.

This is due to the installed Rolls-Royce turbine generators being capable of producing 78 megawatts

(105,000 hp), enough to power a Rail gun.

The rail gun uses electromagnetic energy to fire shells at speeds of 5 to 7 mach.

No current air defense has the capability to intercept these shells.

Neither Russia nor China have anything like this in operation, and importantly doesn't

even have anything close to this in pipeline.

1. Zumwalt class is a technological marvel, and represents the ability of US to pull off complex

design and development work.

2. The integration of Rail Gun will be a game changer, and make the platform one of the

deadliest in the world.

Despite recently closing hundreds of bases in Iraq and Afghanistan, the United States

still maintains nearly 800 military bases in more than 70 countries and territories

abroad—from giant "Little Americas" to small radar facilities.

Of the roughly 150,000 troops stationed abroad, 49,000 are in Japan, 28,000 in South Korea

and 38,000 in Germany.

These facilities include a total of around 800000 different buildings and equipment.

The underlying land surface is of the order of 30 million acres.

Russia has about 10 bases and there are also reports that China may be seeking its first

base overseas.

1. The US forces are spread across the world, which results in excellent flexibility and

strategic advantages.

2. Being dispersed it is impossible for any adversary to target the United States forces effectively.

Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) has published its report on military

spending of 2016.

US still dominate the space and on a grand scale, the report showed.

Total US military expenditure of $611 billion is over 1/3

of world military expenditure.

This is nearly 3 times the level of China's spending, which is ranked second, and about

9 times the spending of Russia which is ranked 3rd.

1. U.S. military spending easily dwarfed the rest of the world, and is this not going to

change anytime soon.

China's economy is slowing and with falling oil prices, Russia will also not have easy days ahead.

2. Military budget drives innovation and implementation; China and Russia don't have the economic

muscle to match U.S spending.

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Here We Go - Giants of Industry (Roblox Anthem Video) - Duration: 2:41.

Everybody ready?

Aw yeah!

Whoa oh oh oh, oh, oh

Na na na, la la la la

Woah oh oh oh, oh, oh.

Na na na, na na

Come on, pick it up, pick it up to 11

'Cause everybody knows we're gonna be legends.

You know I want it

(Woo-ooh)

I'm gonna come and get it

(Woo-ooh)

On your mark..

Get ready...

...Oooohh, here we go!

Na na na, na na na, na

Yeah, let's go, go, go!

Na na na, na na na, na

Make everybody say, "Oh, oh, oh!"

I want it, want it!

And I gotta have it!

Na na na, na na na, na

...Oooohh, here we go!

Woah oh oh oh, oh, oh

Na na na, na na, na na

Here we go!

Woah oh oh oh, oh, oh

Na na na, na na

Come on, check these moves.

It's just how we do.

Turning every head in the room.

You know I wanna!

I know you're gonna!

On your mark...

Get ready...

...Ooohh, here we go!

Na na na, na na na, na

Yeah, let's go, go, go!

Na na na, na na na, na

Make everybody say, "Oh, oh, oh!"

I want it, want it.

And I gotta have it.

Na na na, na na na, na

...Oooohhh, here we go!

Here we go!

Woah oh oh oh, oh, oh

Na na na, na na na, na

Woah oh oh oh, oh, oh

Na-na-na na-na na

(Instrumental Break)

On your mark...

Get ready...

Everybody ready?

Ooohh, here we go!

Na na na, na na na, na

Yeah, let's go, go go!

Na na na, na na na, na

Make everybody say, "Oh, oh oh!"

I want it, want it,

And I gotta have it!

Na na na, na na na, na

Ooohh, here we go!

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[ABYSS]OMEGA VAMPIRE -Introduction 03- 源馬 (with English subtitles) - Duration: 22:30.

Did you think that you could get away?

Were you... alive...?

I won't set free... a rare game like you.

Rare Blood, －D－... one in a million or maybe even more than that.

It's the first precious game I've had in a long time.

Like father, like son... you're stupid too.

Damn! Whoever allows you to do this!

Stop…

Stop!!

When will you be unable to keep on being vigorous like that?

Your Omega father resisted me too at first... but he was dirty at the end.

He was crying and shouting in a loud voice.

Damn it, ah... damn it, damn it!!

My fathers aren't your food. I'm not your food!!

EX - BLOOD…

Yeah…

There's still a chance. If I could fight back, this is all I can!

You, let go of me!

You're the only one I won't forgive!

Never!!!

The blood… was that you?

Was he tempted by the smell of blood?

I feel a chill… he's especially strong!

Are you going to catch me, too? Then…

Don't become desperate.

I'm Genma Ooizumi.

We're the Red Clan Society of integrating vampires.

We don't attack humans.

But... here is our territory.

We can't allow you to kill each other just as you like.

I'm sorry... but I'll have you come with me.

No!!

If you kill me, before that I'll …

I'm not a beast.

Vampires were also a human originally.

We only drink EX - BLOOD so we can co-existence with humans.

Are you all right? You seem to have used too much energy.

What happened to me? I was caught by a vampire. Why do I feel relieved?

But... I can't… I don't have anymore strength…

Hey, don't give way, hey!

Hm?

Did you wake up?

Where... am... I...?

This is my house.

It was a disaster yesterday.

How did that happen?

I escaped from Aoi General Research Institute.

I was having a clinical trial at the place of Setsuna Aoi, a young researcher.

I see...

You were in the place of Aoi…

Do you know Aoi-senpai?

Yes. I've been living here since the pre-war era.

Ah… I can smell some kind of meal from downstairs.

It seems like you don't have anything good.

I can tell by the smell.

A drip and a coffee given at the institute, a little EX - BLOOD, a sexual-urge inhibitor… you haven't taken anything other than them for some time.

Eh?! You can sense that…?

Of course.

I can tell you have rare blood, and the smell of a pheromone that can't be fully controlled by the inhibitor.

Y-You… you're a pervert despite your appearance.

Humans are too insensitive against the smell.

You are a half-vampire, so your sense should be a little sharp.

Come to the dining room. I'll have them get you something to eat.

I... won't be attacked, will I? Like after I've been fattened up… something like that…

Would you prefer blood over food?

You're half vampire, so it's not weird now even if you have a thirst for blood.

But…

Are you a virgin?

Well yes… oh, why did you ask me something like that?!

Listen up... have a little.

Yeah… I'm an Omega...

If my strength is back, my sexual appetite is back too.

No… in this place…

Don't be greedy.

Do you want... more?

No… the drug…

The sexual-urge inhibitor for Omegas…?

Yeah… do you have that drug in this house?

If you don't, I-I…

Take off your clothes.

No…

I'll do it for you…

Stop…

You should experience it at least once.

You...

... never betray me.

S… Stop…

Nice scream…

Do you dislike vampires… or... humans?

No...

You're an Alpha, right?

I'm sorry, but I don't have a good impression of Alphas.

I dislike vampires…

Let me hold you in silence, and I'll be your shield.

It's cheap.

No… s-stop!

Your words and body are opposite.

If it's hard to bear, bite my neck.

You can also sink your nails into my back.

Damn… what the hell is going on…? Ah… crap!

Vampire blood has another effect. Do you know?

I… I don't know. I...

This is my first time…

It has an effect similar to drugs.

Intense hallucination, euphoria and aphrodisia…

You want it so bad that you can't bear it, don't you?

It's… but… like this…

Then why did you open your legs now?

Why... did you excite me?

I don't know… ah… but…

Sweet… hot… it really is like a drug…

This is bad... I'm feeling so much that I feel like my head is melting…

I'm feeling this much... because of this vampire that really underestimates me...

You can react sensitively with vampires more than humans.

Once you experienced it, you can't go back.

Be…

Be mine…

S… Sto…

What am I doing? It's as if I'm flirting with this guy.

Am I going crazy because of this blood?

But… oh no… I can't control myself…

Relax…

I'll thrust deeply into you.

I want it…

Damn!

What's wrong? You don't look so good…

N-Never mind!! I'm okay!!

Oh no… I'm so embarrassed. I want to die!

Why did I have that delusion?

Is it because I'm in mating season?

Am I a starving pervert?

Was I excited at the smell of blood?

Even so, the delusion that I was screwed by a man… what an appetite I have!

I'm asking you just to be sure, but... am I still a virgin?

How should I know?

Don't worry.

I don't pick up bread and eat it.

How rude!

Good morning...

Good morning.

Did you stay up all night again? I'm sorry to have taken a rest, it's just us.

Keiichi Moriya... he seems to be in the Ooizumi residence at present according to the GPS.

I guess Genma Ooizumi found him.

Now that the Society knows about the existence of the lethal weapon released into the city, they can't avoid taking action.

His vitals seem to be stable for now, but…

The sexual urge can't be controlled with the effect of folk medicine.

When all drugs on hand run out, that means the end.

Will you stop the experiment?

It seems many vampires have already been aiming for Moriya…

Sooner or later, Keiichi will become a trigger.

An Omega who has a rare blood… I think an Alpha who is faithful to their instincts won't leave him alone.

He's now the only one in existence for Alpha vampires who have a thirst for the fatal Omegas.

Vampires attract each other.

The contact with Ooizumi Genma is within the plan.

Return to the monitoring.

Vampires can't be born as a vampire.

They must become a vampire.

Keiichi isn't aware of his potential yet.

I'll have you show yourself to me.

That's how Keiichi can cope with the situation…

Because you can never escape... from my surveillance…

Oh, wow... am I allowed to have such a deluxe meal...?

This is lower in calories and higher in quality compared to the last meal you had in Chinatown.

Eh! How did you know that?

I told you, I could tell by the smell.

It's slight... but the scent of five-spice powder is remaining.

You're a pervert after all.

Hello. Um… let's eat.

May I dish out the salad?

Eat without talking, you stray dog.

Wow… what a refined little boy… er… your little brother?

He's my secretary, and an excellent administrative official.

Hakurou you too, don't pick a fight.

I'm sorry, Genma-sama.

Oh… he's obedient for Genma…

Eat without talking. You talk too much.

Er… Thank you... thank you for helping me out.

I'm leaving now.

Thank you for everything, Grandpa.

You're a vampire who has been living since the pre-war days, right?

You're way older than my human grandpa who raised me.

You're a grandpa after all.

Then… why don't you show a little more more respect to your superiors?

But... this is my expression of love.

And I'm not a member of your organization.

I was talking... to my grandpa in this way... all the time.

Geez …

Thanks for everything.

Can I come and make an appearance again?

Yeah…

If you're alive.

Genma Ooizumi...

He's a vampire, but he didn't take anything from me.

He gave me...

Hakurou, stick to Keiichi for a while.

I have to keep watch on that stray dog?

Keiichi is the same age group as you.

He lost his family, too.

You should be able to do that.

No matter whether it's your command, I can't agree with that.

To make matters worse, now I'm busy in taking action for a case…

Hakurou, to protect and keep a watch on particular vampires I specified… that's the most important task of the Society.

Take precedence over other things.

Please wait, that is… that man is the 'singularity'?

I can't say yet for sure... but there's a good prospect.

I see...

If you insist…

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PRANK!!!! MCD I Indomaret I KFC (BAHASA MANADO) - Duration: 4:39.

hello everyone

welcome back to my channel

Frency Massie's Channel

and we're making prank

in indomaret, KFC and MCD

and

my friends will help me

and here they are

please !

i want oriental bento and spaggheti goceng (KFC's menus)

what do you want Jane ?

Sorry, there's no spaggheti, and the first menus that you said

how about mocca float ? (still KFC's menu)

we're only serve mocca frappe

this one

why its not able ?

Cause there's no kind of menus that you said in Mcdonalds, indeed.

Oops, so this is not KFC?

She's bad mood.....

excuse me!

yes ?

where's the battery's places ?

what battery ?

ABC? (a brand of battery)

No! car's battery ?

Car's battery

Is it a big or small car ?

She asked "big or small car?"

battery for car ?

car's battery ?

do we sell car's battery ?

yeay!

we're succeed in indomaret

now, where we going ?

KFC

what we gonna do ?

make a prank

what kind of prank ?

order traditional food in kfc

is there a tinutuan (traditional food) here ?

what do you want honey ?

same with you

so i order two tinutuan,

fried tofu

is there a fried tofu, here ?

how about Nike (traditional food) ?

Nike = Tradtional Food , Goceng = Kind of menus in KFC. (that kind of abnormal menus)

sorry, its not able here

yaa, its okay. thank you.

oke guys

so, we have made pranks in Indomaret, KFC and MCD

their reaction is totally different

so now, i'm going to tell you

my friends impression when we make the pranks

when they embarassing their own self in Indomaret,MCD,KFC

Cek it out!

Okay, how's going on in indomaret ? as a 'single fighter' ?

i'm so shy, but i won't show.

thats the risk

how do you feel ?

So sh*.....

so, they have made prank in KFC

they pretend to be a couple

How's going on in KFC?

!@#$%^&*() (Her intro is too long) :D

when i asked tinutuan (traditional food) in KFC,

the cashier is speechless

she's shocked

when i asked Nike Goceng,

She also speechless

oke how do you feel when you make that prank ?

*I don't know how to translated this "geli-geli sadap"* maybe its like, you scare, but you still want to do :D

oke guys, i want to share my impression when i make prank in mcd

actually, i'm so shy.

that's why i called this girl to accompany me.

to make my nervous dissapear

but obvious, it can't be dissapear

well, i'm not shy

but maybe because the cashier is so grumpy

seriuously, the cashier is so GRUMPY

thats all

yap, bye..

so, this is end the video

and

i'm thankful for my friends

except this

i know this video is so unperfect

so, i'm asking for your understanding.

I'm still learn to be a youtuber

if you have critics,suggestions, and comments

you can comment on below

if you like this video, you can give me thumbs up

and subscribe my channel for next video

here

and if you don't like

please still give me a thumbs up :D

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WELCOME TO AND WE DANCE. BEHIND THE SCENES - Duration: 17:49.

You just tell me when it's done.

All right what is up guys, it is 1044 and today is going to be my first post.

And it's, and it's bedtime.

It is bedtime, shut my door your goof.

Umm…

Hang on.

He's a cute kid, he just turned four today.

So, today is the first video of the AWD BTS.

Oh, this is and we dance is behind the scene channel.

It's my way of keeping my sanity and basically documenting the behind the scenes of what

it takes to grow YouTube channel.

I have been doing this for two years we start her channel about two years ago, a little

over two years ago.

And…

It is a lot of work guys, it's a lot of work.

We kind of went took a couple hiatuses.

I need this, this is a, I don't know what this is going to grow into I just know that

I have been documenting pieces throughout the years, of every week or so I would document

like a behind the scenes something.

Maybe to turn into a documentary.

Umm, just to show a lot of what it takes, it seriously takes so much work guys, like

oh my God.

I probably spend right now, three hours per video that I upload.

Between editing and creating thumbnails, uploading, tagging, descriptions, sharing on social networks.

Everything it's a good three hours.

So six hours a day, and not including keeping up with just the newest trends in trying to

get ahead of the curve.

It's a…

Hang on let me start a new movie for him.

He's probably going to yell I probably did it too soon.

Ha ha ha.

There's no arguing with him man.

He's watching Winnie the Pooh and he wants me to go back to the Backson Scene.

He wanted to finish the movie and I didn't allow him to.

All right.

I might I might I might cut some Big spaces out, like right now that was like a huge space,

but.

Really this is a way for me to just keep, like I said, like I said earlier.

I just want to keep my sanity, I want to document this way of going.

And if you found this channel please tell me how you found it.

Because all I'm doing is simple tags, Ha knowing me I'm probably won't.

I'll probably take the crap out of this video.

Umm..

But I am going to keep a simple edit scheme to it.

Not a, not get too crazy, keep it as raw as I possibly can.

Because, like I said really what I want to do in the future with this is turning into

a documentary.

I do feel that we have the skills to grow the and we dance brand.

The family of brands that it's going to be.

We have a gigantic idea for it, umm..

It's just going to take time and the reasoning if you haven't followed us or anything this

is what you watch you don't really watch her other channel.

Channels.

Then, yeah…

I have lost my train of thought again.

Ha ha.

So the reason that we left, the reasons that we sort of stopped uploading is because life

got too hectic.

Life got crazy, we had her second child and even before then though things were kind of

finicky.

So we started off and I think we get 100 videos in a row and after that we started missing

a couple in the thing is we didn't miss them we still recorded every Single day.

We recorded recorded recorded.

I have at this point, hundreds of days, that we recorded and I just haven't edited.

I haven't had the time to have it, like I said it takes three hours.

And we just got to keep keep keep keep keep keep going.

Well once we get Averie, we had to take care of her and the scheduling of the channel and

things that we're going to launch on the channel just kept getting bogged down and I started

getting depressed about it.

And it really messed with my head.

And we finally started posting but it was never posting that hundred days again we didn't

get the hundred days in a row.

And that really messed with me.

And I can't tell you how that mess of me, because…

I wear my heart on my sleeve.

I really have a passion for what I do.

In video, and entertainment and this.

Whatever this is that we live in now.

That's my passion.

Like when I was a kid, all I wanted to do, was create things that entertain people.

In this is, this is it this is what I want and I just…

When things got down man I really like kicked myself in the ass.

Like I, I was my worst critic, I'm still my worst critic.

I edit these videos and I have to teach myself to just, Done, that's enough, Here's your

cut off.

So that same situation ended up happening to us again.

It is May 9 and, we started recording March 10, my goal, I turn 29 on March 10.

My goal was to upload a video, record a video and not just a video a good Vlogs guys.

I, we do good vlogs, and I'm saying that because I know what we produce.

Between the entertainment in the back-and-forth banter of my wife Kaitlyn.

Ha ha, I'm saying my wife, I'm treating you as if you're completely new to us.

And some of you probably found us because you're looking for more content.

We do have, it's like 12 you that are constantly they're always sitting at times up.

And trust me we really really appreciate you.

Those, it's crazy, it's crazy man.

Right now or channel is at 1510,1500, 1510 subscribers.

We were almost to 1520 The other day, probably about three, a week ago.

We just started uploading and we started losing subscribers.

And I'm telling you man, holy crap that hurts.

It sucks when you lose a subscriber, especially being such a small channel like that.

Man oh man oh man…

But, we got to push through it.

Just like I had a cut myself off from editing, I got a cut myself off from worrying about

the small numbers because that's not what it's about.

Even though it really is every subscriber counts at this point.

But I guess I can say that the subscribers that we've Had that sub to us in on sub to

us.

Like, they weren't the people that were going to help share us.

And that's an issue I'm finding a lot.

I don't, I don't really share things I haven't really been a share.

Once I found something I would like keep it to myself, because I want to be the one that

knows about it.

Like, I don't know, that was weird.

I don't do that anymore I share the crap out of everything.

I go tell people what random channels I find, any inspirational things that I find, people

that are going to help better myself.

I find them and I want to help better everyone around me.

I guess what you can do is you have the keys to change peoples lives and you just have

to give them away so they can open up their doors.

That was really cool, I like that.

Ha ha ha.

I don't know, yeah this is, so like right now what I've been doing is I'm going back

into all the thumbnails.

Talk about thumbnails guys, holy crap.

They are such a big thing that is overlooked and channels.

And I can't stress enough how many channels need to fix their thumbnails.

First thing I would say is go check out the biggest channels, go look at the biggest channels.

Go click on their famous, most popular video…

Top 10 of every famous channel that you can think of just the ones that are trending.

Look at the top 10 videos that they produced, the ones that I've had millions of years.

Base your thumbnails off of those.

Because, I'm telling you you just scroll and you just.

Thumbnail catches your attention is you click on it.

Like, I don't even I don't even know like putting some nails with titles on it.

It's just insane I don't.

So anyways I have figured out a thumbnail scheme that I like for a channel.

So I am now going back into all the old videos and I'm going to start re-changing all the

thumbnails.

I'll probably, I would like to spend about one hour every night right before I go to

bed.

Knocking out as many as we can.

We have over 300 videos right now.

Close to 400.

So I mean we got to do that.

Make sure all the titles descriptions are good.

So I'm thinking I'll probably be able to do about five or six tonight.

That'll take me what, that's 50 30 100.

So what 100 every two weeks.

dude, I'm so tired right now.

I've been getting no sleep.

That's pretty much what it's been taking to you now.

There's people out there that so you can still succeeding get your 7 8 hours of sleep.

Let me check of the camera still going.

Yeah it is.

You can still succeed, if you are, get those hours of sleep.

But, not if you need to get ahead.

And I agree you can but, just staying up those extra three hours I had of someone else you

really, really makes a difference.

Because you're three hours further.

So let's base it off of the thumbnails, I would be 18 ahead.

18 thumbnails I would get done.

So I could crank that out it would probably take me three weeks and I can get the entire

channel done.

By taking an extra three hours a day to do it.

As opposed to whatever that number would be 50, 100…

So three months.

It would take four months almost, for thumbnails I could crank that out in three weeks.

That's insane, to me when That happens when I see things and I can understand that, why

not.

Why notgo do it?

Why not because then I don't have to think about her anymore, then it's off the plate.

But then there's other things to do, there is, what if I just took those three hours

in the next video night.

Right?

Ha ha.

This is like an old-school vlog, you know just sit down in front of your computer and

just shoot the shit with you.

I'm probably going to edit this too.

I got a cut myself off I got to give myself maybe 10 minutes for it.

I got 10 minutes, upload it, sync the audio, sync the video.

Edit quickly, export.

And I got 10 minutes, I should set myself up with a 10 minute timer like that.

That's The only way that I can maintain this.

I don't know, like that's what I'm saying I don't know what the channels going to be

guys.

I do know that it's just going to be this raw uncut sort of talk.

Maybe, I don't know, if you have questions…

Why not?

If you guys got questions on like things, or inspirational things, things you've done.

To grow your channel, things hiccups, slides, you know any different avenues you've taken.

Let's just, shoot the shit downstairs.

I like saying that, Ha ha ha.

We don't swear, we're a family friendly vlog channel so…

It's a, yeah.

I mean we don't swear camera comes out we don't swear.

That's fun.

Yeah, I mean I guess definitely going to say if you like this video go ahead hit that thumbs

up.

Like seriously, if you enjoy this guys, you know what to do.

You got a hit that thumbs up for every channel.

That's another thing too, I don't know why people..

I mean, I do, are used to be that way like I was saying earlier, I used to not share

things I've keep things to myself, and I would be very stingy and what I like.

And I still am that way.

Like of contents not good, I am not going to like that.

And I suggest you do the same.

If you don't think this is good, don't like it.

But if you did find it helpful.

If you do find it entertaining.

Like it.

Because it makes me, it helps me want to keep doing it.

And it helps me knowing that there's somebody out there that appreciates us.

Subscribe if you want to file this journey.

I'm not sure.

It's kind of therapeutic to me.

I might do this every night, while I'm editing, or in the morning, or whenever I'm back here

in the room and got time just let the camera up.

I mean it doesn't take any effort.

So…

Subscribe.

You know, I will be here, I am going to keep doing this, I do love it.

Ha ha ha.

You know and, share it around I guess.

Share it around, let's converse down in the comments and stuff guys.

Like I'm honestly, I comment back to every comment.

Well almost every, some of them are stupid.

But every comment on our videos.

And we've had some videos right now, I think we've had some videos that I've had over 50,000

views.

I know this.

I know that is small and YouTube or terms, but seriously that is huge to us.

Huge.

A handful, we have a handful of them.

I would say that we have a couple dozen that are over 10,000 views.

So, I'm going to sign off for…

You see the computers like time to shut it off.

I'm gonna sign off with you guys right now, edit this upload it.

And, keep going at what I'm doing.

I'm working on thumbnails at this point.

It is now 11 PM, Tuesday, June 9 May 9 May 9.

Ha ha ha.