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Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL - Duration: 5:22.

>> WE NOW RETURN TO NBC "NIGHTLY NEWS" AND PART TWO OF LESTER

HOLT'S INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT, I KNOW

YOU'RE A BUSY MAN, SO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME JAZZ MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> BEFORE WE BEGIN, I JUST NEED

TO KNOW THAT I HAVE YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY.

>> YOU DON'T, SIR. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> THE STORY IS JAMES COMEY. >> I WON THE ELECTION FAIR AND

SFAR. >> YOU SAY THAT LITERALLY ALL

THE TIME. >> IT'S ONE OF MY GREATEST HITS

AND MY FANS LOVE WHEN I PLAY THE HITS.

FANS DON'T WANT TO HEAR SINGLE LADIES FROM BEYONCE.

>> YOUR STAFF IS INSISTING YOU DIDN'T FIRE HIM BECAUSE OF THE

RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION. >> NO, I DID.

>> WAIT, WHAT? >> SHE INVESTIGATING RUSSIA.

I DON'T LIKE THAT. I SHOULD FIRE HIM.

>> AND YOU ARE JUST ADMITTING THAT?

>> UH-HUH. >> THAT'S OBSTRUCTION OF

JUSTICE. >> UH-HUH.

>> DID I GET HIM? IS IT ALL OVER?

NOTHING MATTERS? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MATTERS

ANYMORE? ALL RIGHT.

NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE REPUBLICANS

IN THE PALM OF MY RAND. LOOK AT THIS.

>> YOU CALLED FOR ICE CREAM. HERE'S TWO SCOOPS.

>> PAUL RYAN? >> YES, SIR.

I AM SO EXCITED TO BE WORKING WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP ON AN

AGENDA THAT BENEFITS -- >> BEAT IT, GET THE HELL OUT.

>> HE FEEDS ME DOG FOOD. >> MR. PRESIDENT, LET'S MOVE ON.

AFTER THIS WEEK, MANY ARE DRAWING COMPARISONS BETWEEN YOU

AND RICHARD NIXON. >> I AM NOTHING LIKE NIXON

BECAUSE I AM NOT A CROOK. I BET HE ONLY GOT ONE SCOOP OF

ICE CREAM FOR DESSERT. I GET TWO SCOOPS.

TWO SCOOPS. >> YOU ARE ALSO VERY DIFFERENT

BECAUSE HE WON THE POPULAR VOTE. >> LISTEN, O.J.

YOU ARE BEING VERY MEAN. YOU DON'T ASK ME ABOUT ALL THE

GOOD THINGS I DID WITH KELLYANNE.

ALSO I INVENTED A NEW PHRASE CALLED PRIMING THE PUMP.

>> YOU DIDN'T INVENT THAT, SIR. THAT'S A FAMOUS ECONOMIC PHRASE.

>> NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S ABOUT WHEN I TALK TO MYSELF

ABOUT A HALF HOUR BEFORE MELANIA COMES IN SO SHE CAN FIND IT

EASILY. >> THAT IS NOT WHAT PRIMING THE

PUMP MEANS. YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF AN

ANDERSON COOPER EYE ROLL. TAKE IT AWAY.

THANKS. MR. PRESIDENT ON THURSDAY YOU

TWEETED THAT JAMES COMEY BETTER HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TAPES OF

YOUR PRIVATE CONVERSATION. DID YOU TAPE HIM?

>> I DON'T KNOW. I TAPE A LOT OF PEOPLE.

I TAPE WHOEVER I WANT, WHATEVER I WANT.

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A SERIAL TAPIST.

I AM. WHEN YOU ARE PRESIDENT, THEY LET

YOU DO IT. >> OKAY, MOVING ON.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT WHO YOU WILL REPLACE JAMES

COMEY WITH. CAN YOU REASSURE US ALL THAT YOU

WON'T PICK SOMEONE CRAZY LIKE JUDGE JUDY.

>> WHOEVER I CHOOSEBONKERS, YOU WAS JUDGE JUDY.

>> YOU TROLLING US? YOU MET WITH THE RUSSIAN

AMBASSADOR IN THE OVAL OFFICE. YOU MUST HAVE KNOWN THE OPTICS

ON THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. >> DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT

OPTICS. I SIT ON EVERY CHAIR LIKE IT'S A

TOILET. LOOK AT ME.

>> GOOD POINT, SIR. IN THE FUTURE, CAN YOU STOP AND

THINK ABOUT THE OPTICS? EVERY SINGLE DAY IT'S SOMETHING

NUTS. YOUR PRESIDENCY IS LIKE THE

CRAZIEST SHOW ON AND IT'S ON 24 HOURS A DAY AND WE CAN'T KEEP

UP. >> TOO BAD BECAUSE IT RUNS FOR

MONTHS. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CANCELED

MONTHS AGO. WE HAVE PLENTY OF TWISTS COMING

UP AND FAVORITE CHARACTERS WILL BE COMING BACK.

SIM JUNG UN, PSYCHO STEVE MILLER AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY

TOO MUCH, BUT WE WILL FIND OUT IF KELLYANNE HAS BEEN DEAD THIS

WHOLE TIME. OKAY?

I JUST WANT TO SAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE PRESIDENT.

>> LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

For more infomation >> Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL - Duration: 5:22.

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Citroën C5 1.6 THP BUSINESS ( Navigatie - Parkeersensoren V+A - Automatische Airco) - Duration: 0:43.

For more infomation >> Citroën C5 1.6 THP BUSINESS ( Navigatie - Parkeersensoren V+A - Automatische Airco) - Duration: 0:43.

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Sean Spicer Returns - SNL - Duration: 8:01.

♪♪♪ >> WE NOW JOIN THE WHITE HOUSE

PRESS BRIEFING WHERE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS IS

FILLING IN FOR SEAN SPICER. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> OKAY. GOOD MORNING, GUYS.

IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE TODAY. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T

KNOW ME YET, MY FATHER IS MIKE HUCKABEE AND MY MOTHER IS A

BIG SOUTHERN HAMBURGER. [ LAUGHTER ]

AND YES, OBVIOUSLY I'M HILARIOUS LIKE MY DADDY.

NOW, I AM FILLING IN FOR SEAN TODAY.

AS YOU KNOW, SEAN IS FULFILLING HIS DUTY AS AN OFFICER IN THE

NAVAL RESERVE AND THAT IS WHY HE CANNOT BE HERE TODAY.

>> I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN SEE HIM HIDING IN THOSE BUSHES.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> I BELIEVE THAT'S A NAVAL

EXERCISE. HE'S TRYING TO BLEND IN WITH HIS

SURROUNDINGS, OKAY? ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

>> YEAH, I JUST HAVE A QUESTION. CAN YOU JUST DO THIS FULL TIME

INSTEAD OF HIM? >> YEAH, I'D ALSO LIKE TO ASK

THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU ARE CLEARLY ARTICULATE AND CHARMING.

WHERE AS SEAN IS BULLISH -- >> YOU KNOW WHY I HAD TO DO

THAT? BECAUSE YOUR PANTS WERE ON FIRE

FROM LYING SO MUCH. PAFRLING

LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ]

GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE.

GET OUT OF HERE. SPICY IS BACK.

SARAH IS OUT. SPICY IS IN.

BOOYA. ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

FIRST QUESTION, THE MICHELIN MAN.

OH, I'M SORRY, GLEN. [ LAUGHTER ]

GO. >> YES, SO PEOPLE ARE SAYING

THAT BASED ON PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TWEETS THAT HE IS UNHINGED.

WOULD YOU AGREE? >> OH, MY GOD, GLEN.

DO I COME TO YOUR JOB AND SLAP THOSE SEVEN OR EIGHT HOT DOGS

OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? [ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY? YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ASK ME

THAT? IT'S OFFENSIVE.

IS HE CRAZY? HE IS CRAZY AS A FOX WITH MENTAL

PROBLEMS. [ LAUGHTER ]

NEXT QUESTION. >> YES, I HAVE A FOLLOW-UP.

ISN'T IT TRUE THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP ONLY FIRED JAMES COMEY TO

STOP THE FBI'S INVESTIGATION WITH HIM?

>> SHUT UP, GLEN. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW.

>> OH DO THEY, GLEN? [ LAUGHTER ]

YOU STINK. YOU STINK.

>> I DON'T STINK. >> YES YOU DO STINK.

ALRIGHT, LET ME JUST PUT THIS WHOLE RUSSIAN THING TO BED ONCE

AND FOR ALL. TRUMP IS INNOCENT.

HOW DO WE KNOW, QUESTION MARK? BECAUSE HE TOLD US.

OKAY, THEN HE HIRED LAWYERS TO AGREE WITH HIM.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'RE GOING PROVE IT WITH

A CERTIFIED LETTER, WHICH YOU KNOW IS THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT

COSTS AN EXTRA $2 TO CERTIFY IT. [ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY, I GOT THE TRACKING NUMBER FOR IT SOMEWHERE.

IT'S 8554117658. SON OF A -- ALRIGHT, THAT'S MY

BANK ROUTING NUMBER. NO ONE USE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE

GOING TO PUT MONEY IN. DON'T TAKE ANYTHING OUT.

NEXT QUESTION. LET'S GO.

>> SEAN, YOU MUST KNOW THIS RUSSIA THING WAS REALLY BAD.

>> OH, MY GOD. THERE IS NO RUSSIA THING.

THE ONLY RUSSIA THING HERE IS MY LITTLE DOLLIES.

BRING THEM OUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

OKAY. HERE'S THE DEAL.

SEE IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ME. [ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY. FIRST THERE IS TRUMP.

OKAY? [ APPLAUSE ]

HE'S THE BIGGEST ONE AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE.

WHEN HE WAS NOT HAPPY WITH THE PERFORMANCE OF THE FBI DIRECTOR,

JAMES COMEY, I SWEAR TO GOD, BECAUSE HE WAS NOT BEING NICE TO

OUR FRIEND, HILLARY CLINTON. OKAY?

[ LAUGHTER ] THIS DUDE.

WAIT, DON'T LOOK AT THAT ONE.

OKAY. IF YOU DID THIS, GLEN, I WILL

RIP YOU TO SHREDS. TRUMP CONFERRED WITH HIS GOOD

FRIEND, STEVE BANNON AND IT IS DECISION TO FIRE COMEY WAS FROM

HIS LITTLEST BUDDY, JEFF SESSIONS.

THERE WE GO. JEFF SESSIONS.

NEXT QUESTION. >> WERE YOU SURPRISED HE FIRED

COMEY BEFORE HE FIRED YOU? >> DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR

QUESTION? I HONESTLY HOPE HE KILLED HER.

[ LAUGHTER ] I DO.

>> SEAN, SEAN, JUST BE STRAIGHT WITH US FOR ONCE.

WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON? >> I AM BEING HONEST WITH YOU.

I'M TELLING YOU EXACTLY WHAT PRESIDENT TRUMP TOLD ME.

>> BUT WHAT IF HE'S LYING TO YOU?

>> HE -- HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. HE'S MY -- HE'S MY FRIEND.

>> IF HE'S YOUR FRIEND, WHY DOES HE MAKE YOU COME OUT HERE AND

HUMILIATE YOURSELF EVERY DAY. >> HE DOESN'T MAKE ME.

I LIKE IT. I GET OFF ON IT.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> IF HE'S YOUR FRIEND, WHY IS

EVERYONE SAYING HE IS ABOUT TO REPLACE YOU WITH SARAH.

>> OH, BLESS YOUR HEART. THIS IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF

THAT. >> GET OUT.

I HAVE TO FIND TRUMP. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

COME ON. I NEED TO FIND TRUMP.

♪♪♪ I PROMISE I WILL TALK BETTER.

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE NAVY. I CAN'T SWIM.

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ I WANT TO TALK TO PRESIDENT

TRUMP. NOW.

>> HE DOESN'T COME HERE ANYMORE. >> WELL THEN, WHERE IS HE?

♪♪♪ MR. TRUMP?

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. >> HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME TO SAY

ANYTHING THAT ISN'T TRUE? >> ONLY SINCE YOU STARTED

WORKING HERE. >> I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS

ANYMORE, MR. PRESIDENT. THEY ARE SAYING YOU ARE GOING TO

REPLACE ME WITH SARAH. >> SEAN, COME ON.

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE YOUR SPECIAL

SPICE, SALT AND PEPPER AND A LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR.

[ LAUGHTER ] YOU LIKE WHEN I DO THAT?

>> NO. IT JUST TICKLES A LITTLE BIT.

NO, NO. MR. PRESIDENT, I'M MARRIED!

I'M MARRIED. >> KISS ME.

>> I HAVE A WIFE. I TOOK VOWS.

>> IT'S OKAY. I'M FAMOUS.

[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU KISS ME, NO ONE EVER SEES

ME AGAIN. >> YES.

For more infomation >> Sean Spicer Returns - SNL - Duration: 8:01.

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Goodnight, Florence - Duration: 21:02.

For more infomation >> Goodnight, Florence - Duration: 21:02.

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Katy Perry - Bon Appétit (Official) ft. Migos - Duration: 4:18.

♪ ♪

KATY PERRY - MIGO

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL THAT YOU WANT, BOY ♪

♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN HAVE, BOY ♪

♪ GOT ME SPREAD LIKE A BUFFET ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY ♪

♪ APPETITE FOR SEDUCTION ♪

♪ FRESH OUT THE OVEN ♪

♪ MELT IN YOUR MOUTH KIND OF LOVIN' ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY ♪

♪ LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN STARVING ♪

♪ YOU GOT THOSE HUNGRY EYES ♪

♪ YOU COLD USE SOME SUGAR ♪

♪ CAUSE YA LEVELS AIN'T RIGHT ♪

♪ I'M A 5-STAR MICHELIN ♪

♪ A KOBE FLOWN IN ♪

♪ YOU WANT WHAT I'M COOKING, BOY ♪

♪ LET ME TAKE YOU ♪

♪ UNDER CANDLE LIGHT ♪

♪ WE CAN WINE AND DINE ♪

♪ A TABLE FOR TWO ♪

♪ AND IT'S OKAY ♪

♪ IF YOU TAKE YOUR TIME ♪

♪ EAT WITH YOUR HANDS, FINE ♪

♪ I'M ON THE MENU ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL THAT YOU WANT, BOY ♪

♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN HAVE, BOY ♪

♪ GOT ME SPREAD LIKE A BUFFET ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY ♪

♪ APPETITE FOR SEDUCTION ♪

♪ FRESH OUT THE OVEN ♪

♪ MELT IN YOUR MOUTH KIND OF LOVIN' ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY ♪

♪ SO YOU WANT SOME MORE ♪

♪ WELL, I'M OPEN 24 ♪

♪ WANNA KEEP YOU SATISFIED ♪

♪ CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT ♪

♪ HOPE YOU GOT SOME ROOM ♪

♪ FOR THE WORLD'S BEST CHERRY PIE ♪

♪ GONNA HIT THAT SWEET TOOTH, BOY ♪

♪ LET ME TAKE YOU ♪

♪ UNDER CANDLE LIGHT ♪

♪ WE CAN WINE AND DINE ♪

♪ A TABLE FOR TWO (FOR TWO) ♪

♪ AND IT'S OKAY ♪

♪ IF YOU TAKE YOUR TIME (EH) ♪

♪ EAT WITH YOUR HANDS, FINE (EH) ♪

♪ I'M ON THE MENU (GO AHEAD) ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL THAT YOU WANT, BOY (ALL THAT YOU WANT) ♪

♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN HAVE, BOY (EH) ♪

♪ GOT ME SPREAD LIKE A BUFFET ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY (BON APPETIT) ♪

♪ APPETITE FOR SEDUCTION ♪

♪ FRESH OUT THE OVEN (FRESH OUT THE OVEN) ♪

♪ MELT IN YOUR MOUTH KIND OF LOVIN'. (YEAH) ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL THAT YOU WANT, BOY (WOOO) ♪

♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN HAVE, BOY (EH-EH) ♪

♪ GOT ME SPREAD LIKE A BUFFET ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY (BON APPETIT) ♪

♪ APPETITE FOR SEDUCTION ♪

♪ FRESH OUT THE OVEN (WHOOP) ♪

♪ MELT IN YOUR MOUTH KIND OF LOVIN'. (EH) ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY ♪

♪ SWEET POTATO PIE (SWEET) ♪

♪ IT'LL CHANGE YOU MIND (CHANGE) ♪

♪ GET YOU RUNNIN' BACK FOR SECONDS (RUNNIN') ♪

♪ EVERY SINGLE NIGHT (EH) ♪

♪ I'M THE ONE THEY SAY CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE (TAKE-OFF) ♪

♪ NO WATERFALL, SHE DRIPPIN' WET YOU LIKE MY ICE? (BLAST) ♪

♪ SHE SAY SHE WANT A MIGO NIGHT NOW I ASK HER, "WHAT'S THE PRICE?" (HOLD ON) ♪

♪ SHE DO RIGHT, TOLD HER GET WHATEVER YOU LIKE (OFFSET) ♪

♪ I GRAB HER LEGS AND NOW DIVIDE, AIGHT ♪

♪ MAKE HER DO A DONUT WHEN SHE RIDE, AIGHT ♪

♪ LOOKING AT THE EYES OF A DIME MAKE YOU BLIND ♪

♪ IN HER SPINE, AND MY DIAMONDS CHANGE THE CLIMATE ♪

♪ GIRL, SWEET TOOTH, (SWEET) NO TOOTH FAIRY (NO) ♪

♪ WHIP CREAM, (WHIP) NO DAIRY (MILK) ♪

♪ GOT HER HOT LIGHT ON SCREAMING "I'M READY" (HOT) ♪

♪ BUT NO HORSES, (WOO) NO CARRIAGE (EH) ♪

♪ GO AHEAD ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL THAT YOU WANT, BOY (ALL THAT YOU WANT) ♪

♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN HAVE, BOY (OHH) ♪

♪ GOT ME SPREAD LIKE A BUFFET (EH) ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY (EAT IT UP) ♪

♪ APPETITE FOR SEDUCTION (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH) ♪

♪ FRESH OUT THE OVEN (YEAH, YEAH, YO) ♪

♪ MELT IN YOUR MOUTH KIND OF LOVIN' ♪

♪ BON APP, BON APPETIT, BABY (BON APPETIT) ♪

♪ UNDER CANDLE LIGHT (EEHH EH) ♪

♪ ♪

♪ BON APPETIT, BABY (WHOOO) ♪

For more infomation >> Katy Perry - Bon Appétit (Official) ft. Migos - Duration: 4:18.

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BTS ;; GAME OF SURVIVAL [nerve!au] - Duration: 1:27.

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For more infomation >> BTS ;; GAME OF SURVIVAL [nerve!au] - Duration: 1:27.

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Amazon Echo - SNL - Duration: 2:41.

>> THE AMAZON ECHO HAS HELPED MILLIONS WITH THEIR DAILY

ROUTINE. >> ALEXA, WHAT TIME IS IT?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS BLASTED THING?

AMANDA -- [ LAUGHTER ]

>> BUT, THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY ISN'T ALWAYS EASY TO USE FOR

PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN AGE. >> THESE KIDS BOUGHT ME A BUSTED

MACHINE AGAIN. ODESSA!

>> THAT'S WHY AMAZON PARTNERED WITH AARP TO PRESENT THE NEW

AMAZON ECHO SILVER. THE ONLY SMART SPEAKER DESIGNED

SPECIFICALLY TO BE USED BY THE GREATEST GENERATION.

IT'S SUPER LOUD, AND RESPONDS TO ANY NAME EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO

ALEXA. [ LAUGHTER ]

SO THEY CAN FIND OUT THE WEATHER.

>> ALLEGRA WHAT IS THE WEATHER OUTSIDE?

>> IT IS 74 DEGREES AND SUNNY. >> HUH?

>> IT IS 74 DEGREES AND SUNNY. >> WHERE?

[ LAUGHTER ] >> OUTSIDE.

>> WHAT ABOUT IT? >> THE TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE IS 74

DEGREES AND SUNNY. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> THE LATEST IN SPORTS.

>> COLLESSA, HOW MANY DID SATCHEL PAGE STRIKE OUT LAST

NIGHT? >> SATCHEL PAGE DIED IN 1982.

>> HOW MANY DID HE GET? >> SATCHEL PAGE IS DEAD.

>> SAY WHAT NOW? >> DIED.

>> WHO DID? >> SATCHEL PAGE.

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> EVEN LOCAL NEWS, AND POP

CULTURE. >> ANITA.

WHAT THEM BOYS UP TO ACROSS THE STREET.

>> THEY ARE JUST PLAYING. >> THEY'RE WHAT NOW?

>> THEY ARE JUST PLAYING. >> YOU SAY THEY'RE JUST PLAYING

NOW? >> YES, THEY ARE JUST PLAYING.

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> CONTROL DEVICES LIKE YOUR

THERMOSTAT. >> ALEXANDRA TURN THE HEAT UP.

>> THE ROOM IS ALREADY 100 DEGREES.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> ARE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME,

ALEXANDRA. >> THE NEW AMAZON ECHO SILVER

PLAYS ALL THE MUSIC THEY LOVED WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG.

>> ANGELA, PLAY BLACK JAZZ. >> PLAYING THE JAZZ.

♪♪♪ >> IT ALSO HAS A QUICK SCAN

FEATURE TO HELP THEM FIND THINGS.

>> AMELIA, WHERE DID I PUT THE PHONE.

>> THE PHONE IS IN YOUR RIGHT HAND.

>> AND IT HAS AN UH-HUH FEATURE FOR LONG RAMBLING STORIES.

>> BUT THEN I GAVE HIM FIVE DOLLARS.

IN HIS HEAD I ONLY GAVE HIM ONE DOLLAR.

>> UH-HUH. >> I SAID I KNOW I GAVE YOU A

FIVE. >> UH-HUH.

>> CAUSE I ONLY HAD A 5 AND A 1 ON ME.

>> UH-HUH. >> AND THERE'S THE $1 RIGHT

HERE. >> UH-HUH.

>> SO, I MEAN YOU TELL ME WHO IS CRAZY.

>> AMAZON ECHO SILVER. GET YOURS TODAY.

I SAID GET YOURS TODAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

TO ORDER AMAZON ECHO SILVER, SEND A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER TO

AMAZON.COM RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪

For more infomation >> Amazon Echo - SNL - Duration: 2:41.

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INS Vikrant Then And Now - Duration: 3:26.

For more infomation >> INS Vikrant Then And Now - Duration: 3:26.

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Weekend Update on James Comey's Firing - SNL - Duration: 8:15.

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

>> Announcer: IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND

MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THANK YOU GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

>> WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> I'M COLIN JOST. >> WELL, I KNOW MOST OF US THINK

THIS EVERY WEEK NOW, BUT THIS WEEK WAS CRAZY.

ON TUESDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP FIRED FBI DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY.

FIRST THE WHITE HOUSE CLAIMED THE HUSBAND HAD GLITTER ON HIS

COLOR. HE SAID COMEY WAS NOT DOING A

GOOD JOB, ADDING FOR EXAMPLE I'M STILL PRESIDENT.

THEN HE CALLED COMEY A SHOW BOAT.

THIS GUY IS A SHOW BOAT. HE LOOKS LIKE IF THE WORD GOSH

BECAME A PERSON. TRUMP WAS REPORTEDLY SURPRISED

THAT PEOPLE WERE ANGRY HE FIRED THE GUY INVESTIGATING THE TRUMP

CAMPAIGN. HOW DID TRUMP NOT REALIZE THAT

WAS SUSPICION. IF A DRUG SNIFFING DOG CAME UP

TO YOUR BAG AT THE AIRPORT AND YOUR RESPONSE WAS TO SHOOT THE

DOG, PEOPLE WOULD WONDER WHAT'S IN THAT BAG?

OR THEY WOULD ASSUME YOU WORKED FOR UNITED.

>> STEVE BANNON TOLD THE PRESIDENT THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT

TIME TO FIRE COMEY. WHEN IS THE GOOD TIME TO FIRE

THE GUY INVESTIGATING YOU. WHILE HE IS PUTTING ON THE

HANDCUFFS? SOMETHING LOOKS BAD WHEN STEVE

BANNON WALKS IN WITH HIS HOT DOG BREATH AND 10:00 SHADOW.

EVERYTHING TRUMP DOES SOUNDS LIKE THE TRAILER OF A WACKY

MOVIE. IT SHOULD COME WITH A RECORD

SCRATCH AND A FUN SONG. TRUMP HALTS AN FBI INVESTIGATION

BY FIRING -- THE HEAD OF THE FBI ♪♪♪

I FEEL GOOD, HEY ♪♪♪ >> WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY

SEAN SPICER TRIED TO EVADE REPORTERS BY DUCKING INTO

BUSHES. DIVING INTO BUSHES WITHOUT

WARNING IS USUALLY HIS BOSS'S THING.

>> SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS SAID HE COMMITTED BASIC ATROCIIES

LIKE REOPENING THE HILLARY CLINTON INVESTIGATION.

A BASIC ATROCITY IS WHEN YOU POST A BRUNCH PHOTO THAT SAYS

PIZZA IS LIFE OR YOUR PROFILE PICK IS YOU ON AN INFLATABLE

SWAN OR WHERE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS GETS HER WARDROBE.

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP WARNED THAT JAMES COMEY BETTER HOPE THERE

ARE NO TAKE PLACE OF OUR CONVERSATIONS BEFORE HE STARTS

LEAKING TO THE PRESS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

BECAUSE HE PUT THE WORD TAPES IN QUOTES.

ADDING RANDOM QUOTATIONS MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND WORSE.

IT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GRANDMA IS SLEEPING AND GRANDMA

IS "SLEEPING." AS A VERY ACTIVE PRESIDENT WITH

LOTS OF THINGS HAPPEN, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR MY SURROGATES TO

STAND AT THE PODIUM WITH GREAT ACCURACY.

VERY ACTIVE IS HOW YOU DESCRIBE THE IMAGINATION OF A CHILD WITH

HIS SCHOOL ON FIRE. HE GOES ON TO SAY MAYBE THE BEST

THING TO DO WOULD BE TO CANCEL ALL FUTURE BRIEFINGS AND HANDOUT

WRITTEN RESPONSES FOR THE SAKE OF ACCURACY.

NO, DUDE. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF PRESS

BRIEFINGS. HE TRIES TO OFFER A WAY WORSE

PLAN AS A SOLUTION LIKE WHEN PEOPLE CRITICIZE HIM FOR NOT

DRAPING THE SWAMP. THEN I SHOULD HIRE MY SON IN

LAW? ♪♪♪

I FEEL GOOD, HEY! ♪♪♪

>> HIS LAWYER CLAIMS THE LAST TEN YEARS DO NOT SHOW RUSSIAN

INCOME WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS. THAT'S NOT COMFORTING.

IT'S LIKE SAYING ALL THE KIDS CAME BACK FROM THE FIELD TRIP,

WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS. YOU POINT OUT THAT ONE OF THE

TAX ATTORNEYS IS NAMED WILLIE NELSON.

AND I KNOW IT'S NOT THIS WILLIE NELSON WHO FAMOUSLY DIDN'T PAY

TAXES, BUT I WOULDN'T HIRE A BABY-SITTER WHOSE LEGAL NAME WAS

JARED FOGLE. >> BETSY DEVOS WAS BOOED WHILE

GIVING A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AND IT WAS THE MOST BOOING FROM AN

ALL BLACK AUDIENCE SINCE I LET COLIN OPEN FOR ME AT THE APOLLO.

>> PRIVATE MOMENT. >> THE HEALTH CARE PROPOSAL

COULD END ACCESS TO DRUG TREATMENT AND REHAB.

HERE IS PETE DAVIDSON. >> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO

SINCE YOU GOT SOBER. >> THEY SAY QUITTING DRUGS IS

HARD AND THAT'S TRUE, BUT THEY DON'T TELL YOU HOW BORING IT IS.

HOWEVER SAID THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY IS A

LIAR. THERE ARE SO MANY HOURS IN THE

DAY, 24 TO BE EXACT. DID YOU KNOW THAT?

24-HOURS IN A DAY. I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY SIX.

>> WOW. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

I FELL LIKE THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU DID WITH YOUR TIME

OFF. >> I HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING.

>> GREAT. >> I'M DOING THAT A LOT.

I WAS ON DRUGS FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS AND I HAVE TO GET

ALL THE BAD KIDS OUT. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> I HAVE TO MASTURBATE ALL THE BAD KIDS OUT.

THERE IS A BUNCH OF DUMMY THIS IS THERE.

IF I HAD A KID HE WOULD HAVE A SNAP BACK AND A NECK TATTOO.

>> I'M GOING TO MOVE ON FROM THAT.

HOW DID YOU BECOME SOBER? >> I WENT TO REHAB AND NEVER

PICK THE REHAB YOU WANT TO GO TO WHILE YOU ARE HIGH.

THAT'S WHAT I DID. I GOOGLED REHAB AND PICKED THE

FIRST PLACE. WHAT CAUGHT MY EYE IS THEIR MAIN

ATTRACTION WAS HORSE THERAPY. >> WHAT'S HORSE THERAPY?

>> WOULDN'T WE ALL LIKE TO KNOW. I'M NOT 100% SURE, BUT WHEN YOU

PET HORSES AND LOOK AT THEM AND LIKE HEAL THROUGH THEIR

HORSEYNESS. YOU PET THEM AND YOU LOOK THEM

IN THE EYE AND YOU ARE TRAPPED, I'M TRAPPED.

WE GET THROUGH THIS. >> THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS NICE.

>> FOR DOES, BUT THE FIRST DAY I GOT TO REHAB, GUESS WHO IS

ALLERGIC TO HORSES. THAT'S HOW POOR I WAS GROWING

UP. I NEVER MET A HORSE.

I REMEMBER DOING THE ALLERGY TEST WHEN THEY TEST YOU FOR

DOGS, CATS AND GRASS. THE DOCTOR ASKED MY MOM SHOULD

HE BE TESTED FOR HORSES SHE LITERALLY SAID NO, HE WILL NEVER

SEE ONE. HE SAID WE ARE MORE OF A SIX

FLAGS TYPE FAMILY. >> I'M SORRY.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO.

>> IT WAS. DO NOT GO TO REHAB THAT HAS

HORSE THERAPY. IT WILL COST YOU $40,000.

>> IT COST YOU 4 $40,000. >> YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH A

PERSON FOR LIKE $50. I SHOULD HAVE BANGED THAT HORSE.

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Weekend Update on Aunt Jemima Recall - SNL - Duration: 5:37.

>> AUNT JEMIMA IS RECALLING SEVERAL BREAKFAST FOOT PRODUCTS

WHO MIGHT CONTAIN LISTERIA WHO I'M GUESSING IS HER SISTER.

>> OFFICIALS IN INDIA ARE HOPING TO DEAL WITH THE EXPLODING

MONKEY POPULATION BY PROVIDING THEM WITH BIRTH CONTROL.

WHERE THEY TREAT MONKEYS BETTER THAN AMERICA TREATS WOMEN.

[ APPLAUSE ] THEY HAVE TO USE BIRTH CONTROL

PILLS BECAUSE EVERY TIME THEY TRIED TO TEACH THE MONKEY TO USE

A CONDOM, IT ATE THE BANANA. >> A COMPANY IN CANADA CREATED

NEW SOFTWARE THAT CAN MIMIC ANYONE'S VOICE AND GET IT TO SAY

ANYTHING. I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO HEAR

MY DAD SAY I'M PROUD OF YOU. >> TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY.

DON'T FORGET TO CALL YOUR MAMA, BECAUSE I WON'T.

>> McDONALD'S INTRODUCED A NEW UTENSIL CALLED THE FROERK.

A FORK WITH FRENCH FRIES. IT'S A GOOD WAY TO TELL YOUR

ARTERIES TO GO FORK THEMSELVES. >> JAMES COMEY GOT THE

CONTRADICTORY REASONS OUT OF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS CAUSING A LOT

OF CONFUSION LIKE I JUST HAD. THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO IS ALWAYS

YELLING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. KATHY ANN.

>> HEY, HEY. YOU ARE LOOKING NICE TODAY.

>> THANK YOU, KATHY ANN. >> CAN YOU UNDERSTAND HALF OF

WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. EVERYTHING IS MORE CONFUSING AND

MESSIER THAN WHEN MY UNCLE'S YOU KNOW WHAT LAB EXPLODED.

>> I FIGURED IT WAS A METH LAB. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE DONALD TRUMP

GETS TO FIRE THE MAN INVESTIGATING HIM?

IF I GOT TO FIRE EVERY PERSON THAT INVESTIGATED ME, I WOULD

STILL HAVE MY JOB AT PIZZA HUT. >> WHAT HAPPENED AT PIZZA HUT?

>> WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT PIZZA HUT.

OH, MAN. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID ABOUT

JAMES COMEY? HE IS TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT

WITH THE FBI. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO PICK A

FIGHT WITH THE FBI. I HAVE HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH

PARANOIA IN MY LIFE DUE TO FUNKY WIRING IN MY HEAD AND MIXED WITH

MILD RECREATIONAL HEAVY DRUG USE.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE PARANOID FOR REAL IF YOU MESS WITH THE FBI

AND THE RUSSIANS ON TOP OF THAT? HE IS LIVING THE ACTUAL LIFE

JUNKIES ARE DREAMING ABOUT IN THE BOWLING ALLEY.

WHEN THEY ARE LIKE THE CIA IS AFTER ME.

THE RUSSIANS ARE LISTENING. BUT THAT'S HIS REAL LIFE.

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS REAL LIFE.

>> HANGING ON TO THE RUSSIANS ANYWAY.

THEY ARE PUSHING PEOPLE OUT OF WINDOWS AND SHOOTING THEM IN THE

BACK OF THE CARS AND THE WOMAN PUSHING PAINT IN PEOPLE'S FACE.

I BET YOU THAT HE HAS MORE RUSSIAN FRIENDS THAN I HAVE DAYS

LEFT TO LIVE. >> KATHY ANN, DON'T SAY THAT.

>> BABY, I LIVE HARD, OKAY. I'M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR.

YOU MY STORY. >> I'M NOT COMPLETELY FAMILIAR

WITH IT, BUT I'LL TRY. >> I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH

DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY AND CRAZY RECOGNIZES CRAZY.

DONALD TRUMP, I SEE YOU, MY MAN. >> YOUR MAN?

>> IT'S ALL THESE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS PRETENDING THEY DON'T

SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. YOU ARE NOT DUMB.

THE ONLY THING THESE INVESTIGATING COMMITTEES NEED TO

BE BOOK LOOKING FOR IS A DAMN BACKBONE.

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE MITCH McDONALD BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE

THIS. LIKE SOMETHING PUMPED A TURTLE.

THE REST OF THEM NEED TO GROW A PAIR AND PUT THEIR COUNTRY

BEFORE THE PARTY. DON'T TELL US WE AIN'T GOT THE

MONEY TO PAY FOR PEOPLE'S HEALTH CARE AND TURN AROUND AND SPEND A

MILLION DOLLARS A DAY SO DONALD TRUMP'S WIFE DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP

IN THE SAME BED AS HIM. I CAN RELATE.

I HAVE BEEN IN A SIMILAR SITUATION.

I USED TO GET PAID $15 A DAY TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS MAN DOWN THE

STREET FROM ME. HE WOULD LEAVE IT IN A LITTLE

ENVELOPE AND WRITE PLEASE ON THE OUTSIDE.

THAT'S HOW I GOT MY FIRST CRICKET PHONE.

>> CRICKET. YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW

WITH A CRICKET PHONE. >> YOU PUT IT IN MY STORY.

LISTEN TO ME. IF THIS DUDE TURNS INTO A

WATERGATE TYPE SITUATION, I'M SAYING IT RIGHT NOW.

I CALL DEEP THROAT. >> KATHY ANN, EVERYBODY.

I'M MICHAEL CHE.

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What Will Heaven Be Like? - Duration: 3:30.

Yesterday we saw that we have eternal life and peace right now.

But when are we going to fully enjoy it?

Well, in heaven.

Okay, well, what's that going to be like?

I remember when I was five or six years old

and I asked my mom that question.

I said, "Mom, what's heaven going to be like?"

Now, I love my mother

but the answer she gave could not have been worse.

She said, "Well Davey-boy," and she still calls me that by the way,

"Well Davey-boy heaven is going to be like church all the time."

And I thought, "No! This is going to be the worst!

I do not want to go to heaven!"

And I honestly remember praying, "Jesus, I'm going to Great America on Saturday.

"Can you please keep me from dying until Sunday or Monday

at the earliest?"

Mom had good intentions.

But as I got older and I got more versed in Scripture,

I realized that it wasn't a bad answer.

We will be worshiping Jesus in every way

in heaven.

It's just that the preaching won't be boring, the,

the music won't be bad,

and I will have absolutely full attention.

One of the most beautiful passages in scripture about heaven,

describing heaven,

is read at almost every funeral and committal.

lt's from Revelation chapter 21.

This is what it says.

Have you ever noticed that when the Bible describes heaven

it so often describes what's not going to be there?

Why do you think the Bible only describes what won't be there?

I think it's because it's what we can relate to.

If the Bible were to talk about the perfections of heaven,

that would be a little bit like a rocket scientist

trying to explain the intricacies of his work to me

in the Chichewa language.

That is beyond my understanding.

That's outside of my world.

I don't even know the language.

The same is true with the perfections of heaven.

I've never been in heaven.

I've never experienced perfection.

So, what does Jesus do to comfort us?

He lists all those things that so trouble us,

and assures us

they won't be there.

No more tears.

Every tear wiped away.

So the Bible tells us about all the things that won't be there,

and the one thing that will.

Jesus.

And that's enough. Because Jesus is there,

we are going to be perfectly happy.

Probably the best answer I've ever heard to that question,

"What will heaven be like or what will we be doing in heaven?" is this.

I'm not sure exactly what we'll be doing in heaven.

All I know is that whatever we're doing,

we won't wish we were doing anything else.

Tomorrow we'll take a look at how

Jesus removes our fears by telling us what he does when we die.

God created us all.

God redeemed us all.

And God the Holy Spirit has given us all gifts.

God's Word is what empowers us to overcome racial divides.

And that's what this book from Pastor Mark Jeske is all about.

"Grace for Every Race."

We would love to send you a copy of this book

as a thank you for your donation today.

So just click below and we'll see you tomorrow.

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Melissa McCarthy's Mother's Day Monologue - SNL - Duration: 5:24.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MELISSA McCARTHY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WOW!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IT'S CRAZY WE HAVE "SATURDAY

NIGHT LIVE" FOR THE FIFTH TIME WHICH IS AMAZING.

BUT EVEN MORE THAN THAT IT'S AMAZING THAT TOMORROW IS

MOTHER'S DAY. RIGHT?

I'M LUCK TOW HAVE TWO GREAT GIRLS.

I'M A MOM AND LUCKY TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF SANDY McCARTHY WHO

ALWAYS SENDS ME FLOWERS ON MOTHER'S DAY.

I KNOW. SO SWEET.

I'M LOOKING OUT HERE AND SEEING ALL THESE PEOPLE AND WANT TO SEE

EVERYONE WHO IS A MOTHER. I WANT TO SEE YOU UP.

I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE WHO IS A MOTHER UP.

AND LET'S GIVE THESE LADIES A HAND.

COME ON. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!

COME ON! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE

MOTHERS HAS NOT BEEN TO THE BATHROOM ALONE SINCE THEY GAVE

BIRTH. THEY HAVEN'T HAD A HOT MEAL IN

YEARS. ALL OF OUR PURSES ARE FILLED

WITH WEIRD CRACKER CRUMBS AND DIRTY PURELL BOTTLES AND THAT'S

OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE? >> EMMA AND --

>>> THEY WITH YOU? >> NO.

>> THEY ARE NOT. >> WHAT ARE IS YOUR NAME?

>> JOAN. >> HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?

>> 2. >> A GIRL AND A BOY, SARAH AND

WILL. >> SARAH AND WILL.

>> SINCE MY MOM CAN'T BE HERE, I NEED MOM TIME.

CAN I GIVE YOU A TOUR OF THE SNL BACK STAGE THAT ONLY HOSTS GET

TO SEE. YOU WILL BE MY SURROGATE MOM FOR

THE DAY. THIS IS A QUICK CHANGE AREA.

THEY RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF. GET YOUR PANTS ON.

YOU JUST RUN FAST ENOUGH. THIS IS THE PAINT DESK.

YOU CAN ASK FOR ANYTHING. TRANSPORTATION OR GUM.

FOOT CREAM AND A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.

>> OH, MY GOD, IT WORKED. YOU CAN SEE THE CAST DRESSING

ROOMS. THIS IS ONE OF THE SNL LEGENDS.

THE DALAI LAMA. WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING.

THIS IS WHERE THEY DO THE QUEUE CARDS AND THE PAINTING.

HI. OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD! >> HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU INVITED US.

>> YES, I DID. REMEMBER?

>> YES, YOU DID. >> THESE ARE THE GOOD THINGS.

>> THEY CAN HANDLE IT. REALLY?

YOU'RE GOOD. WE HAVE TO GET BACK.

AND OH, HE LIKES TO -- HE JUST STANDS HERE.

YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL HIM HE'S YOUR FAVORITE CAST MEMBERS.

OKAY. OKAY.

KYLE. KYLE.

TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH!

KYLE THINKS ANYONE OVER 23 MIGHT BE HIS MOM.

IT GETS A LITTLE CREEPY SOMETIMES.

NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN -- THIS IS OUR MUSICAL GUEST.

THIS IS THEY WON'T PAY ME.

GET UP THE STAIRS. CAREFUL.

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? WAIT.

THAT'S BEHIND THE BAND. YOU WILL HOST SNL.

YOU ARE A MOM. YOU IS KIND, YOU IS SMART, YOU

IS IMPORTANT. HIT IT!

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOAN! ♪♪♪

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND THANKS TO

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND THANKS TO

ALL OF US FOR LETTING US SEE YOUR MOM.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. HEIM IS HERE SO STICK AROUND.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

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Official trailer: Power in all the right places - Duration: 1:28.

I've always been the type of person

that will push things further.

I've always been the type of photographer

that will get in places others won't go.

It's easy to shoot an idea someone else has captured.

But why go shoot the same subjects

in perspectives everyone else has?

Don't worry about me, I'm ready!

If you are willing to crawl to make your dream photograph,

I can tell you that it will be worth every inch.

Focus on the world you're passionate about.

And rock it in a unique way.

Find a fresh perspective.

Define the future.

Don't copy the past.

Sometimes pride comes before a fall.

I'm willing to swallow my pride on every shoot.

Stay humble, keep pushing and buckle up.

It's going to be a wild ride.

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Game Show - SNL - Duration: 5:47.

>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY AMERICA'S SWEETEST GAME SHOW.

>> "JUST DESSERTS!" HEERDS

HERE'S YOUR HOST! >> HEY, HEY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] P WELCOME TO "JUST DESSERTS."

I'M YOUR HOST KURT BURTON AND TODAY'S 3 LUCKY CONTESTANTS WILL

BE BATTLING HEAD TO HEAD TO TAKE THE CAKE WITH A YUMMY $50,000.

DAWN, TODD AND MARCIE, ONE OF YOU WILL BE WALKING AWAY A

WINNER. YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, LAND ON A

CASH STACK, YOU'RE RICHER THAN CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.

[ BELL RINGS ] LAND ON A PIE OR CAKE, AND

YOU'LL BE IN A VERY STICKY SITUATION.

MARCIE, YOU WON THE COIN TOSS BACKSTAGE.

SO START US UP, AND GIVE THAT BOARD A SPIN.

>> OKAY, BABY. COME ON CASH STACKS.

MAMA WANTS BIG OLD CASH STACK. NO PIES!

NO PIES! AND STOP!

>> OOH, THAT'S PIE! [ LAUGHTER ]

OOH! A PIE ON THE FIRST PICK.

>> OH, IS THERE A TOWEL? >> NO, THERE IS NOT.

>> ALRIGHT TODD, YOU'RE UP. >> OKAY, CASH, NO PIES!

CASH, NO PIES! CASH, NO PIES!

AND STOP! [ BELL RINGS ]

>> $500 AND A PASS THE PIE. PIES GO TO THE LEFT.

MARCIE, YOU GET PIE. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> WAIT WHY? [ LAUGHTER ]

>> ALRIGHT DON, YOU'RE UP. >> OKAY.

ME WANT THE CASH STACKS. ME NO WANT PIES.

NO CAKES, AND STOP. [ BELL RINGS ]

>> OOH! 5,000 BIG ONES PLUS A TAKE A

CAKE. TAKE A CAKES GO TO THE RIGHT.

SO MARCIE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> WAIT, WAIT!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND DON, CHOOSE THAT TOPIC.

>> EVERYBODY LOVES -- SPRINKLES.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> ALRIGHT, AND FINALLY, LET'S

BLOWOUT THOSE CANDLES. [ LAUGHTER ]

[ SCREAMING ] >> ALL RIGHT.

MARCIE, YOU'RE UP. >> I CAN'T --

>> MARCIE, TELL US WHEN TO STOP. >> STOP.

>> OKAY. >> MARCIE, YOU RAN OUT OF TIME,

AND THAT MEANS YOU GET PIE. >> WAIT, I DON'T EVEN --

>> PIE. WHAT A YUMMY FIRST ROUND.

LET'S MEET OUR PLAYERS. DON HAMILL, A DENTIST FROM

TACOMA. TODD SPRATT, A GRAPHIC DESIGNER

FROM CLEVELAND, AND MARCIE HILL, A STAY AT HOME MOTHER OF NONE

FROM ORLANDO. [ LAUGHTER ]

MARCIE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THAT

FIRST ROUND, HUH? >> I HAVE TO SAY I THINK IT'S

ALL THE PIES. I CAN'T SEE AND FOR THE MOST

PART COULDN'T BREATHE OUT OF EITHER OF THESE.

THE PIES GOT ME. >> ALRIGHT.

REMEMBER MARCIE, IT WILL COST YOU A TURN AND 100 BIG ONES, BUT

YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK FOR A WIPE OFF.

>> OH, OF COURSE, RIGHT. IN THE MOMENT I COMPLETELY

FORGOT THAT I HAD AN OPTION BECAUSE OF THE PIE.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S ALRIGHT.

WELL LET'S HOPE IN ROUND TWO IT'S ALL CASH STACKS AND NO

MESSY TREATS, RIGHT? AND RMEMBER, THIS ROUND PRIZE

AND PIE AMOUNTS ARE DOUBLE DIPPED.

DON, YOU ARE IN THE LEAD WITH 5,000 BIG ONES.

TODD'S IN SECOND WITH 500, AND MARCIE YOU'RE IN THIRD WITH ZERO

BIG ONES WHICH MEANS YOU GET A PIE.

>> WAIT, THIS IS -- [ LAUGHTER ]

>> ALL RIGHT, DON. START US UP.

>> OKAY, CASH STACKS, ME WANT SOME, BUY SOME CAKES, AND STOP.

>> OOH, PIE. >> OOH, BUY THE PIE.

>> DONE, THAT'S YOUR PIE TO PASS.

[ BELL RINGS ] >> I'LL PASS THE PIE TO MARCIE.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.

>> WAIT. IS THAT EVEN ON --

>> PIE, AND SINCE THIS ROUND IS DOUBLE DIPPED, THAT'S TWO FOR

YOU, MARCIE. >> WAIT, I DON'T EVEN --

>> PIE. MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME FOR A WIPE

OFF, MARCIE. >> YES FOR GOD'S SAKE A WIPE

OFF. SOMEBODY WIPE --

>> ALRIGHT, HERE IT COMES. [ LAUGHTER ]

MARCIE, SINCE YOU CHOSE TO WIPE OFF THAT MEAN'S YOU'RE GOING TO

LOSE YOUR NEXT TURN. >> IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S ALSO GOING TO COST YOU A

HUNDRED BIG ONES, BUT SINCE YOUR BANK IS EMPTY, YOU GET A PIE.

>> WAIT -- >> PIE.

[ LAUGHTER ] [ FOGHORN ]

ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A BREAK.

COMING UP, BIGGER STACKS OF CASH, AND THICKER, DENSER PIES.

>> WAIT! WAIT!

NOT WITH CRUST! GOD, NOT WITH CRUST!

>> ONLY ON -- >> JUST DESSERTS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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First Birthday - SNL - Duration: 3:19.

>> THE KIDS ARE FINALLY OUTSIDE. >> GREAT PARTY, JEN.

>> THANKS. I KNOW WE JUST MOVED HERE SO I

APPRECIATE ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD MOMS HELPING US CELEBRATE LITTLE

JEREMY'S FIRST BIRTHDAY. WE FEEL REALLY WELCOMED.

>> OH, WELL WE REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A YOUNG MOM IN A

NEW TOWN. AND LOOK, YOU HAVE A GREAT HOUSE

AND A GREAT FAMILY. NOW ALL YOU NEED IS YOUR

ANIMALS. >> WE DON'T WANT A PET.

>> NO, NOT A PET, SILLY. YOUR MOM ANIMAL.

YOU KNOW, THE ONE ANIMAL THAT EVERY MOM ADOPTS AS A SYMBOL OF

HER PERSONALITY. >> WAIT, ANIMAL?

>> YES. YOUR ANIMAL.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> SEE WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY, YOU

>> YOUR ANIMAL MAKES EVERYTHING EASIER.

NO MORE WHAT MUSIC DOES SHE LIKE?

WHAT ARE HER HOBBIES? >> I'M JUST PIGS.

>> I'M DUCK. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> ONCE YOU EMBRACE YOUR ANIMAL, EVERYTHING CHANGES.

LIKE I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

I WAS SITTING AT HOME AND A VOICE SAID TO ME, YOUR SON IS

HEADING INTO A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING.

SO I CHOSE THAT EXACT MOMENT TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM ABOUT A

GIRL HE BARELY KNEW THAT HAD DIED.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> SEEMS LIKE WAS AN

INCONVENIENT TIME TO CALL. >> I KNOW.

BUT I DID IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT WAS MY DOLPHIN NATURE.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I REMEMBER WHEN I EMBRACE MY

ANIMAL. SUDDENLY WHENEVER SOMEONE

COMPLIMENTED MY CLOTHING, I RESPOND WITH WHERE I GOT IT AND

HOW MUCH IT COSTS. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> SHERYL I LOVE YOUR SWEATER. >> VERA WANG FROM KOHLS $2.

JUNGLE CAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> BUT HOW DO YOU PICK YOUR ANIMAL?

[ LAUGHTER ] >> SILLY GIRL.

YOU SEEK AN ANSWER YET YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW THE QUESTION.

[ LAUGHTER ] AND COMPLEX REASONS FOR YOUR

ANIMAL WILL COME TO YOU. FOR EXAMPLE, I THINK LADYBUGS

ARE NICE. >> MY THING IS ANGELS.

>> I GUESS I'M CONFUSED. >> MY ANIMAL CAME TO ME IN A

DREAM. [ LAUGHTER ]

I DREAMT I FLEW ON GREAT WHITE WINGS.

WE SAILED OVER MY WORRIES AND SOARED OVER THE COSTCO.

FINALLY WE LANDED IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PANERA BREAD.

[ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE HE WAS.

A MAJESTIC GOOSE WEARING A LITTLE HAT.

WE MADE LOVE THAT NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> I'M SORRY. BUT THIS SOUNDS CRAZY.

I DON'T SEE HOW ANY OF THIS APPLIES TO ME.

>> OH, REALLY? WELL THEN LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

WHY DOES THIS PILLOW HAVE A COUNTRY CHICKEN ON IT?

>> I DON'T KNOW. I JUST BOUGHT IT.

>> YOU BOUGHT THE CHICKEN OR ARE BECOMING THE CHICKEN?

>> LADIES, THE ANIMAL IS COMING. >> NO, I'LL NEVER BE LIKE YOU.

>> WHAT HAS BEEN PUT IN MOTION CANNOT BE UNDONE.

YOU WILL TAKE YOUR I TAD TO A MUSEUM BECAUSE IT'S YOUR CAMERA.

IT BEGINS WITH FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD.

>> YOU WILL CARRY A NICE PURSE AND RUIN IT WITH A PURELL KEY

CHAIN. >> I'M AN ANGEL.

>> WELCOME, SISTER. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> I LOVE YOUR PIN. >> T.J. MAXX, 50 CENTS.

CHICKEN! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

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Adını Sen Koy Engelsiz 75.Bölüm - Duration: 58:57.

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MY GRAFFITI MASTERPIECE | Kingspray VR (HTC Vive Virtual Reality) - Duration: 14:38.

*Wha

TOP O' THE MO

My name is Jacksepticeye!

And welcome to Kingspray Graffiti

This is a game that I saw ages ago

coming out for VR

It's a spray painting graffiti game

for VR

And it looked really, really good and then I forgot all about it.

Until it actually came out.

It's been out for a while, I just haven't played it

But I can actually like, whickywhickywhick

Can I put down another record?

Can I actually, like, DJ?

Gimme, No? Aw fack that woulda been fun

I could've like changed sliders and speeds and everything that woulda been awesome!

Um but ah yes let's play the tutorial

Let's see what the game has to offer 'cuz I'm gonna be bad at this

Now, you all know I am not the best artiste

I have a very unique style

But iss not the best sooo

Uhohhhgod

This is your spray area for this location

Ok

got it

Click the middle of the right pad, aim, and release to teleport

ahhhh yes!

WooooOOOOoOoo

It's a squiggle worm!

The harder you press the nozzle the heavier you spray

AAAhhhhh that's fuckin nice!

So you can put down a lil thin layer if you want

Press the top and bottom of the touchpad to change color

Woooaaaah

Change shade

Woah DUDE!

Press the right edge of the touchpad to open the caps menu

oh god this is crazy!

So I don't know much about graffiti, I don't know much about actual

art with graffiti because it's a lot more than just spray painting a wall

You have different nozzles, different angles, different ways of doing different things

And I don't know that kinda shit sooo

This might be bad, but we'll try it! erm select a different cap

New York fat cap

Oh that's nice!

That's very nice!

Press up on the touchpad to open the paint menu

Oooh man

Oooooooooh maaaan

Yellows

So can I actually change-oh!

There we go!

There we go! I don't know what I'm making, I'm making a, a squiggle worm

Aim at the cans and drag them with the right trigger

Oooh dude!

So, like, you can change your stuff with this

But then you can actually change it with this as well

That's nice, I was worried about that that I'd have to start the cycle through all of them like this

and it actually has, like, distance to it so

If I'm far away from it I can't do it but the closer you get obviously you can

That's awesome!

Oh my god I can actually take a picture!!! :0

Right ok, uh, let's do something like

Uh, "N"

N Y, uh, A, let's just do an A

and then

*cachick* oh wait shit!

Aw shit! *cachick

ca, cachick?

cachickachick, how do I actually take it?

OOoohhhh

I have to press the button like that Aw got it! Ok haha my bad!

Am I done, is that the tutorial over?

Aw shit, ok

This is my music, let's clean our canvas

yes ok it's clean

so let us do

wait where can I change my nozzles? Here

Pink dot standard

Standard, I don't know what I'm making!

Pressure slider

Ok, what should we draw?

UUummmm

I don't know, oh let's draw Sam

We'll draw Sam, that'll be good

Let me get my colors out, Sam will be like this

So let's do

A big green circle

Yes!

Oh Sam!

We're gonna do it right!

*realization* Oh wait, is this actual copyrighted music, I might actually have to change that

Ok!

Sam is a big green one

A big green duder

There we go that's a good start that's a good start going on there

So let's go, I don't know

None of them actually change, like the width

is there a way of doing that

is there a way that i could do that

ooh god, i didnt mean to do that, sorry

oooooooooooooooooooh

oh ok, cause its spray paint (yes jack its spray paint good job)

of course

uhh my bad, ok so

lets do a little like that....

OOOH YEAAH

this is gonna be cool!

right, lets get, uhh a blue

umm here ummmm

am i going blue? yeah.

blue, for you

Uhh and let's do this

I'm learning (2x) Th-This is gonna be good

Can I spray from like here?

Shit

Ok let's just-let's just do this

Ok (2x)

Alright. I see what you're doing

*giggles*

Then let's get a-

Where's black?

Can I actually get black?

Thi-this'll do

I guess. Then we do-

*Jack laughs*

Isn't that just the coolest?

Uh le-let me do

Wait. How di- how did I do it before? This

Let me do this and let me do a harsh-

Line around

Just so it-it's not like feathered

It's an actual like hard line around Sam

See this is the kind of shit tha-that graffiti artists do

And I-I don-don't know that stuff

So this is actually cool to figure it out.

I can practice here and no one can judge me

Umm...what did I need next?

Oh uh I needed a white

Oh God no. I need like-I need like this

Yes

Umm

And now we're going-oh wait

Can I change caps? Will that actually help this?

Pink dot. What does that do?

I don't know. Let's test.

Let's test with a different cap, too.

Ok. This is the one I need (2x) We need to go-

Ha ha. Oh my God

I am so super happy with that. (You did an awesome job)

Aw. Shit. Ho do I get rid of that?

I kinda fucked that up.

Let's take a picture of ya, Sam.

Say cheese. (:D)

Boom

Did I get it? Yes!

*Jack laughs*

Oh, I'm so happy with that. :D

I want to sign it

Oh wait. There's a bit of-

There's a bit of fuckery going on over here.

Let me get back in.

Get back in and do this

I need to-need to sign it. Um

There we go

Fuck yeah

*Jack giggles*

Oh man, that was fun.

But that's just such a simple little thing

That was just a little septiceye

Aw Jesus.

That was way more fun then it should have been.

Righty (dighty)

Let's clear that off and draw something else

OoOoOo

I have an idea on what to draw.

I'm not very inventive when it comes to this stuff.

So apologies on that front

Let's get a very big yellow

And let's go with the standard

cap?

yeah (why not?)

Umm let-let's actually

Could I-teleport-yeah let's do this.

Let's

Let's get a big yellow going on

Nice (5x)

That'll do.

That'll do veeeery nicely

Ok. We're going for an emoji (not really)

But not just a regular old emoji

Not just a stupid, silly, poop type of emoji

We're going for something extra special

Umm right.

Let's do this

This

And then-ugh I can't remember what the actual thing looks like (nice going Jack)

Like that

And then we need a red

Uhhh maroon. Yes.

Spicy-oOoO spicy pink (tf is spicy pink?)

Super orange

Tag yourself. I'm spicy pink

And then we do

A little like this

And then it comes down

And a-a little sprinkle of this

Did that work? Did that-does that look cool?

Yeah! (das pretty neat)

It's the fucking watchman logo

Except I don't think its a smiley face that's in that (It does)

I can't remember-I might have to look that up

Ok. It is like that but I-I fucked it up (good job man)

There-well-there's a couple of things I fucked up in the middle of it (yep)

Uh right. Rusty metal no

Expresso yeah

It's supposed to be like this

And these are a bit rounder

But this is suppose to be on that side and it's supposed to actual come across the eye so

Kinda fucked that part up-wait I could fix it

Let me do a little fix-a-roo here

There we go

Just blend over your mistakes

That's a lesson for life

Blend over your mistake

Right. Let's go back to our-rotten fruit melon, no

Ooh Joker pink

Um

And then we go

And then a single piece comes across like that

YES!

Yeah. Aw that's fucking much better.

That's what I like to see. Yes! Yes!

Uh can't spray the floor. Shit.

Ok my bad

*Chuckles*

Nice. I don't know why that popped into my head.

I'm trying to think of simple designs to do because I can't draw.

So...

I'm trying to do stuff-

Oh God. I'm trying to so stuff that I can do off the top of my head

I might have to look up something for, uh a little inspiration

Ok bare with me on this one,

I can't remember it from memory so I'm gonna have to look at my phone every now and then to actually

get it but-

Might look a little something like this

Oh yeah you get what I'm going for?

You see what I'm going for?

Oh you know what I am going for

There we go. That's the fucking start of something magical baby.

Ok let-let's just try to draw it from memory

Like that

*Laughs*

yeah... some of you know what I'm drawing

ok i didn't leave enough space for his legs, sorry

*Laughs*

*Chuckles* Niiice

Draw like that...Do you actually have things around around your eyes? I think you do.

Oh god, this is a wonky-ass one.

And you have some little specs, here and there.

But...ye-butt is right.

AH ITS DICKBUTT!

You need a mouth though.

Erm

There we go

*laughs* Aw, that's a cute Dickbutt

That's a very cute, little one

Aw, you're supposed to be all white in the background though. So I kinda fucked that up.

Can I layer stuff in this?

That's somethin' I kinda, wanna figure out.

Layering would be cool.

Ah, here we go. Now I actually have black.

Oh, yes.

Lets finish up the lines. This one comes down like this.

And it doesn't connect.

And then we come in here with a butt cheek

And then there's a little thing there and then come around with this butt cheek

Niiice

Nicu

Nicu

Nice (3x)

I don't know what-

Marks he actually has-

On him but whatever. There's one eye.

There's the other eye

*Laughs*

Oh God *Laughs*

This is the fucking best

This is so much fun.

Are you done?

I think you're done. YEAH! *Laughs*

Oh, I love it.

Oh, I need a picture for my snaperchatters.

Oh yes. Very nice. Wait let me get closer.

Let me get closer DB.

Very good (2x) That one's a keeper

So you can actually go back in and load the stuff that you want.

So I-I could load up Sam again

Or I could load up Dick Butt again

That's actually cool. *Laughs*

I can't remember what Dick Butt's face looks like. I remember everything else.

Um...but the face not so much like there's a bit of-

There's a bit of stuff over here uh...

There we go (2x)

Now you're perfection

*Laughs* Oh fucking memes

That's a bit better. That's a bit more like the Dick Butt we know.

That's my Homer Simpson Dick Butt right there.

*Laughs*

OK THAT DOES IT FOR THIS EPISODE OF KINGSPRAY.

That's super fun.

I wanna do that again but I-I wanna get like some suggestion from people in the comments

Nothing to-

Crazy

Nothing like a T-Rex jumping over a meteor that's flying through space on a shark or anything like that

Cause that shit's crazy and I can't do that.

You saw me struggle with simple stuff like that but let me know what you want to see me draw next time

Sam came out really well. Dick Butt came out pretty good as well

I'm kind proud of him. He-he's good. He-he's a very Jack defined Dick Butt.

That's how I draw him not the original meme.

But there's so much potential for crazy stuff in that and it's really well made game

Because actually painting stuff feels like it goes on well there's no-

Jankiness to anything

Like spraying from far away. It actually feels like

The real distance of what it would be like in real life.

Obviously without any of the mess cause if your

Cause if your wall is over there and you spray here the stuff is obviously going to go all over you and-

the wind affect and all that kind of stuff.

But for what it is-really really good

Like I'm really impressed with that.

The fact that you can be so far away and that's how you-you change certain things

Like the softer brushes are from like far away

There's probably some stuff in it that I'm not gettin'

Like the-

the color wheels and the different caps and what different things do

So I might have to look up or get some tips on how to

Really hone in on the art and be able to do some of the tings that I want

Maybe there's some stuff that's in the controls that I'm not really getting just yet

BUT FOR NOW

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE

IF YOU LIKED IT PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE DICK BUTT

LIKE A BOSS

AND

High fives all around

*WHIPISH WHIPISH*

BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES

IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOO

*Outro music*

*Do do*

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Surprising SuperFoods to Control Your Cholesterol Level

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention claim that more than one third adults in the

U.S suffer from hypercholesterolemia, often referred to as high LDL cholesterol.

High levels of LDL (bad cholesterol) can increase your risk of cardiovascular disease, including

heart disease and heart attack.

Almonds.

Almonds are packed with fiber, polyunsaturated fats, and monounsaturated fats, all of which

have the ability to increase the good HDL cholesterol and lower the bad LDL cholesterol.

According to a 2011 study, eating 3 almonds or other nuts on a daily basis can lower the

bad cholesterol levels by 3-19%.

Moreover, another study published by the Journal of American Heart Association, proved that

the regular consumption of almonds can be a simple, but effective method to prevent

cardio-metabolic diseases.

Eat a handful of these nuts combined with cereal or yogurt, and let this become your

favorite healthy meal.

Walnuts and flaxseeds are also extremely effective for lowering high cholesterol levels.

Oatmeal.

Oatmeal has high content of soluble fibers, so having this for breakfast is an easy and

effective way to reduce your high cholesterol.

The fibers found in oatmeal can reduce the absorption of cholesterol in the bloodstream.

The regular consumption of oats is associated with reduced risk of cardiovascular disease

and type 2 diabetes.

You can add oatmeal in your baked goods or in you smoothies as well.

Salmon.

Salmon contain DHA and EPA omega-3 fatty acids which have the ability to prevent high cholesterol

levels.

It can increase the good cholesterol and reduce triglycerides, which in turn reduces the risk

of heart disease.

You should consume at least two servings of grilled or baked salmon per week.

If you consider taking fish oil supplements, make sure to consult your doctor first.

Orange Juice.

According to a study published by the American Society for Clinical Nutrition, orange juice

is very effective for improving the levels of blood lipid in people who suffer from hypercholesterolemia

due to its rich content of vitamin C, folate, and flavonoids like hesperidin.

It is recommended to consume 2-3 cups of orange juice.

You can also consume a few oranges a day.

Green Tea.

Drinking a few cups of green tea a day is the easiest way to lower the total and bad

cholesterol.

According to a study published by the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, green tea can

reduce bad cholesterol levels and fasting serum total in adults.

This tea contains compounds which can prevent the absorption of cholesterol in the digestive

tract and help the excretion of it.

What is more, green tea can prevent buildup of plaque in the arteries, and lower the risk

of stroke and heart attack.

You should consume 3-4 cups of green tea a day, either hot or iced.

If you want to take supplements, make sure to consult your doctor first.

Soybeans and Soy Products.

Soybeans and soy products have plant-based protein which is very beneficial in the case

of high cholesterol levels.

Soy is rich in vitamins, minerals, fiber, protein, polyunsaturated fats, and low in

saturated fats.

A 2011 study showed that consuming 15-30 grams (1-2 servings) of soy protein a day can reduce

your risk of heart disease.

You should consume more soybean, soy flour, tofu, edamame, and enriched soy milk if you

want to reduce your cholesterol levels.

Avocados.

Avocados have rich content of monounsaturated fats which can lower the LDL cholesterol in

overweight or obese people and increase the levels of HLD (good cholesterol).

Avocados are rich in protein, fiber, B-complex vitamins, vitamin K, and some minerals that

are extremely beneficial for your health.

It is recommended to consume one avocado a day.

You can eat avocado slices as a side dish or add it to salads or sandwiches.

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XTools Pro is one of the most popular extensions for ArcGIS for Desktop end users.

In this video we will demonstrate a practical example of using the XTools Pro "MultiRename Datasets" tool.

The MultiRename Datasets tool is aimed to batch renaming spatial datasets with use of many advanced flexible options and masks.

To demo the tool in action we are going to add a year of creation and geometry type to the dataset names and also replace part of names.

First, we run the MultiRename Datasets tool from the XTools Pro toolbar menu.

Now we need to add our datasets to the tool dialog window.

In general, this can be done different ways: using the Smart Add Data button, dragging and dropping layers from the ArcMap Table of contents window or from the Catalog dockable window.

Let's press the Smart Add Data button and select required datasets from disk.

To create our renaming mask, we will use the mask components provided by the tool.

First, we add creation year [creationDT.Y] to the names from the "Date & Time" component.

Then we add Geometry type [GT] from the "GIS" component.

Please note these parts of the renaming mask are case sensitive.

Below you can always see both the original and new names.

We can save the created renaming mask for later use with other datasets or in other ArcMap sessions.

You can also share the mask files with your colleagues.

Now we are ready to rename the datasets below, so let's start the process.

The datasets have been renamed.

We can see results in the Renaming results window, at that there is an option to Undo renaming if we notice anything wrong after review.

The renamed datasets have disappeared from the dialog window.

We also restore the mask field with the default [N] value which stands for the original names.

Now we need to replace certain part of the original names.

We add datasets again, this time dragging layers from the ArcMap Table of contents window.

We are going to remove letter "A" from the dataset names.

Earlier this was used to mark polygons (Area), now it is needless as we already added geometry types the way we need.

So, we search for letter "A" and leave the "Replace with" field empty.

Let's start renaming process.

The same operation should be repeated for letters "P" and "L", as we no longer need them.

As you can see, this renaming task has been successfully finished.

Now let's see how to use another renaming option, Counter.

We add new datasets to the tool dialog, this time dragging them from the Catalog window.

We will use the renaming mask template we saved previously and will add Counter, that is sequence numbers, to the dataset names.

For that, we load the previously saved mask file.

As you can see, the mask has been automatically applied to the datasets.

Then we add Counter.

Note that all datasets below have been assigned with the sequence numbers.

Better yet, we modify numbers making them two digits for our purpose.

Besides, as you see, separate sequences have been applied to different workspaces.

This may be a good idea in many cases, but it can be changed to a single numbers sequence if we select "All" for the sequence option.

Finally, let's perform the renaming operation.

To make sure that renaming has been performed correctly and dataset names have been changed, we can open the Layer properties dialog and check the Source tab for the layers in the map.

Please note, changing names for the datasets used in various map documents may lead to broken data sources in those map documents.

So, make sure to utilize this tool carefully.

As you can see, the XTools Pro MultiRename Datasets tool allows to promptly and clearly rename many datasets at once using a lot of customizable options and powerful flexible renaming masks.

XTools Pro is the #1 Productivity Suite for ArcGIS Professionals.

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Alright. Take it off.

Wow! What's up?

Tonight is a very special night.

Really? Am I forgetting something?

Wala naman...

Your eyes are so beautiful.

What's up?

Do you remember the first time we met?

You found my secret place.

It was my secret place.

But anyway...

I always went there to find peace...

...but on that day, I found something better.

I didn't believe in love.

I always thought it was a crazy person's fantasy.

But...

But when I saw your eyes...

Your beautiful eyes...

I knew you were the one.

I love the way they look at me,

piercing deeply into my soul,

captivating me.

I love the way the light danced with them

like a crystal that sparkles

or the stars in my night sky.

It was kind of stupid but I wrote you a poem before.

Yes, I remember my favorite line from that poem.

"There's so much life within your eyes..."

"...and so much love."

I just couldn't imagine not being able to stare dreamily into those eyes.

Oh, my God!

I want to keep them.

What?

Forever.

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