Hello, I go to Daesung Middle School and I'm in the eighth-
-eighth -eighth grade
and my name is ___.
I find myself mumbling things like.. "It must be nice being a bird or a cloud… they don't have to go to school…"
Isn't that Joong 2 Disease?
Oh.. maybe it is..
<Joong 2 Disease> 1. Internet slang that refers to middle school adolescents that undergo a certain psychological state during puberty. 2. A sarcastic way to refer to people who are too absorbed in their self-identity and try to act cooler than they are.
Have you heard of Joong 2 Disease?
I've never acted like in such a way!
PD: You never have? Nope
Yes you have!
When??
Being rebellious?
A diseased eight grader
I've only heard that people who have it are scary
It's having an attitude like, "You do quite well for a human being!"
- "Having a dark dragon soul?" - "Their dark dragon soul asleep within them?"
I felt that once I started eighth grade, I became more defiant,
I had more serious thoughts and I argue with my mom a lot more.
Kids who undergo puberty on another level have Joong 2 Disease
-Joong 2 Disease Test-
Oh gosh.. I don't think I fit into any of these
1. You feel that no one can approach you 2. You feel that adults cannot stop you 3. You feel that a dark soul within you become active from time to time. 4. You don't feel yourself sometimes 5. You feel like you hurt others if they try to get close, so you keep your distance. 6. You keep your distance with your parents. 7. You feel your attractiveness is almost dangerous.
8. You don't like the body your soul is trapped in. 9. You sometimes feel like you're going crazy. 10. You can easily manipulate others. 11. You can easily hit on others if you want. 12. You carry an incurable wound in your heart. 13. You feel that you aren't meant to live a normal life. 14. The future of humanity will only get darker.
PD: If you said yes to 3 or more..!
PD: 3 or more!…
You!
PD: Then you have Joong 2 Disease
- OMG - I DON'T HAVE JOONG 2 DISEASEEE!!
I don't have Joong 2 Disease.. really I don't!!
I don't think that's right..really..
seriously I don't have it
PD: Ye-eun did you come here with anyone today?
My mom
- PD: Your mom? - Yep
PD: Can you bring her here?
- No - Yes!
- PD: No? - Nope
- PD: Why not? - Never.
I'll bring here over!
PD: I'm just trying to ask her a question
Oh, ok ok yeah ask her!
We'll bring her over!
PD: Do you think your daughter has Joong 2 Disease?
Mother: Uh.. I think she does suffer from it
-Why do you think people with Joong 2 Disease act like that?-
When kids get into the eighth grade, they get a little funny in the head
- They try to act all cool, - and want to be all tough..so I think they act that way
When you're in middle school, you don't have a lot of fears, and you don't really worry about high school.
think that's why they do what they want.
I think because you're in between middle and high school,
you start to show your true self
It's just instinctive..
to become like that when you're in eighth grade.
- Is there no cure for Joong 2 Disease? -
- Nope! - No there is
No because it's just instinctive…
You could go see a counselor or get therapy.
But would that be able to change someones instinctive behavior…
No, I mean-
Isn't there a saying like, even North Korea is scared of the Joong 2 Diseased?
They say it's because of Joong 2 Disease that North Korea can't invade us…
LOL
If a Joong 2 Diseased kid explodes then that's a nuclear bomb.
North Korean can't do shit.
Once they start getting angry..and they can't stop…
and if they don't get back to their normal self then...
like…
they become murderers and things like that….
Right?
No..
No??
Well, since Joong 2 Disease stems from their thoughts
I think once they do everything they want to do, then things will get better.
-Final Thoughts-
I think to cure Joong 2 Disease, people need to give warm words of advice.
Only like a small percentage… like 1% of kids act that way.
The rest of us are nice and normal.
I wish people didn't have a prejudice towards us.
I hope people would stop thinking, "Oh~ that kid has Joong 2 Disease."
Instead I wish they would try and be more like, "Since they are going through puberty right now, let's try and be more helpful towards them."
It's only a disease that can be cured with time.
PD: Okay thanks. You both said great remarks.
*high five*
Honestly, no, honestly,
this means MORE THAN 3, not 3 OR MORE
PD: You have Joong 2 Disease if you said yes to 3 OR more.
No that's not right…3…
PD: Because it's OR MORE.
No..! NoOo~~
AH!! I'm bleeding!!
OMG
You have Joong 2 Disease now.
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