>> THIS MOVIE SHIFTED SCHEDULE,
ACTOR AVAILABILITY AND SO ON AND
SO FORTH AND "STAR WARS" CREATED
SOME ADDITION AN AVAILABILITY
AND I WAS ABLE TO START THIS
REALLY, REALLY EXSIGHTING SUPER
HE
-- EXCITING SUPER HERO PROJECT.
IN FACT, THE DIRECTOR IS HERE.
I WANTED TO BRING HIM OUT TO
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: OH.
OH, YEAH, I KNOW THIS GUY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING.
WOW. HOW ARE YOU, JAY?
J.J. ABRAMS IS HERE WITH US.
>> THANK YOU.
THANKS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'M THRILLED TO BE HERE.
I LOVE WHITE GUYS WITH BEARDS.
>> WE COULD BE A BAND.
>> I CAME HERE WITH A QUESTION.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT?
>> JIMMY KIMMEL, ARE YOU
FAMILIAR WITH THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
>> Jimmy: THAT IS A COMIC BOOK
YOU DREW WHEN I WAS ABOUT 9
YEARS OLD, 10 YEARS OLD.
>> AND YOU DREW ALL THE
ILLUSTRATIONS IN IT?
>> Jimmy: I DID IT.
I DREW IT AND WROTE IT.
>> DO YOU KNOW ALL THE
CHARACTERS? >> Jimmy: THAT'S MUSCLE HEAD AND
COLORED KID THE HEROS.
LUCKY LAD IS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.
>> WHO IS THAT?
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE ONE WITH THE
GOLD.
MAIN STROM, SUPER DUCK, WHICH
WAS KIND OF LOOK MY VERSE ION OF
HOWARD THE DUCK.
SPIRE IS A GUY WHO HAD LIKE A
POINT ON HIS HEAD.
COLOR KID WAS THE BEST BECAUSE
HE HAD ALL THE POWERS OF THE
RAINBOW. >> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHICH ARE REALLY
NONE. >> AND WHO WOULD THIS BE?
A BAD GUY?
>> Jimmy: THE BAD GUY.
WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?
OH, I FORGOT HIS NAME.
BUT HE'S GOT PROMINENT BREASTS.
>> WAS IT MR. BOLT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, MR. BOLT.
>> I GOT TO SAY, I GOT MY HANDS
ON THIS.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
>> THROUGH VARIOUS SOURCES.
AND THE CHARACTERS, LIKE THEY
REALLY SPOKE TO ME.
>> Jimmy: THEY DID?
>> YEAH, AND THEY DEMANDED TO BE
BROUGHT TO LIFE.
>> Jimmy: OH NO!
>> SO I TOOK THIS EXACT BOOK.
I DIDN'T CHANGE A WORD.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU.
>> AND WE SPENT $250 MILLION
TO --
>> Jimmy: OH, MY.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
WORLD PREMIERE, THE EXCLUSIVE
TRAILER OF JIMMY KIMMEL'S "THE
TRICK
TERRIFIC TEN."
>> Announcer: A WAR IS COMING
BETWEEN THE TERRIFIC AND THE
TERRIBLE. SOON YOU WILL ALL BE UNDER MY
CONTROL. >> SOURCES CONFIRM DR. BOLT IS
PLOTTING TO LITERALLY DESTROY
THE EARTH AND WISHES TO INVITE
MUSCLEMAN TO DO BATTLE NOW.
>> WHAT'S THE PLAN, MUSCLEMAN?
>> ASSEMBLE THE TEAM, SUPER
DUCK. TOP SPEED.
>> THAT'S THE ONLY SPEEDY KNOW.
>> COLOR KICK, MY SIDE KICK.
>> SUPER DUCK.
>> RELEASE THE QUACKEN.
>> SPIRE, GOD OF WEAPONS.
>> WHO WANTS TO GO CLUBBING?
>> MIRGIV.
>> YOU'RE DEAD.
>> AND GOD THE WEALTH.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE CLOUDY WITH
A CHANCE OF JUSTICE.
>> ENDOLITE.
>> ALL'S WELL THAT BENDS WELL.
>> LUCKY LAD.
>> FEELING LUCKY?
>> SUPER SAL.
>> SILENT BUT DEADLY.
>> A I'M THE LOVELY.
>> AND ME, SUPER HERO.
>> I AM A MAN WITH MUSCLES.
>> DR. BOLT, I GOT YOUR
INVITATION. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I BROUGHT
A PLUS NINE.
>> YOU'RE TOO LATE.
THE PARTY'S OVER.
OH BOY.
>> THIS CONTROL ACTIVATES MY
ATOM EK BOMB, WHICH CAN DESTROY
THE ENTIRE EARTH.
>> WELL, THEN DON'T HIT THAT
BUTTON. >> NO, THAT'S MY DOMINANCE OVER
YOU!
>> AND NOW I SHALL UNLEASH THE
MOST TERRIBLE OF MY TERRIBLE
TEN.
BEHOLD THE BLEACH MASTER!
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> REALLY?
A BOX OF BLEACH.
O. >> OH, AND YOU'RE SO GREAT?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THE POWER OF, A
GYM MEMBERSHIP?
>> HE'S GOT MULTIPLE GYM
MEMBERSHIPS. >> I'M SORRY, REMIND US AGAIN
WHAT YOUR POWER IS.
>> I HAVE ALL THE POWERS OF THE
RAINBOW. >> OH, SO WHAT, YOU [ BLEEP ]
SKITLES? >> I PUT SMILES ON PEOPLE'S
FACE. OKAY, MAN?
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> WHAT ABOUT SUKE DUCK?
HE SUPER SUCKS.
>> NO, I DON'T.
I CAN FLY.
>> WHAT ABOUT LEPRECHAUN ELVIS.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> THAT YOU LOOK STUPID.
>> I LOOK LIKE A YOGA INSTRUCTOR
BOMBED --
>> I AM A BOX OF BLEACH.
>> EVERYBODY SHOULD UP!
WE ALL SUCK.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE WE WERE CREATED BY A
WEIRD, SAD KID WHO GREW TO LATER
GREW TO BECOME A WEIRD, FAT MAN.
[ BLEEP ] KIMMEL.
>> I MEAN, HE DIDN'T EVEN DRAW
HIS GENITALIA.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
THAT IS THE BEST GIFT I EVER
GOT.
UNBELIEVABLE.
THANK YOU J.J. ABRAMS, THANK YOU
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