Youtube daily report Apr 12 2018

WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW,"" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE IS-- THERE IS-- JON, THERE

IS SO MUCH MEAT ON THE NEWS BONE TODAY THAT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO

START CARVING.

SO LET'S JUST UNHINGE OUR JAW AND SWALLOW THIS COW FROM THE

HEAD DOWN.

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WASHINGTON, THE HEAD IS DONALD

TRUMP-- SOME FANS HERE TONIGHT.

EVER SINCE THE F.B.I. RAIDED HIS LAWYER'S MICHAEL CONE'S

OFFICES, THE WALLS HAVE BEEN CLOSING IN ON

THE PRESIDENT, AND HE'S NOT HAPPY.

ONE SOURCE SAID, "WE'RE AT A DIFFERENT LEVEL NOW.

HE'S LOSING HIS (BLEEP)."

AND ANOTHER JUST SAID, "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL."

BUDDY, I HATE TO TELL YA-- JESUS FLUNG THE DOOR OPEN A FEW MILES

BACK AND THEN TUCKED AND ROLLED INTO A DITCH.

THOSE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND ARE RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO THE

OCEAN SCREAMING.

AND DONALD TRUMP IS READY TO TAKE DRASTIC ACTION AGAINST

EVERYONE INVESTIGATING HIM, NO MATTER WHO.

ONE TRUMP FRIEND TOLD "VANITY FAIR," "I COULD SEE HIM HAVING A

TOTAL MELTDOWN AND SAYING, '(BLEEP) IT, I'M FIRING ALL OF

THEM.' THIS IS VERY DRY TINDER.

IF SOMEONE STRIKES A MATCH TO IT, YOU COULD SEE IT CATCHING

FIRE."

"DRY TINDER," BY THE WAY, IS HOW MIKE PENCE MET HIS WIFE.

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE HE LOOKS-- HE LOOKS

LIKE-- "THE ONLY DATING APP WITH 100%

NO MOISTURE-EXCHANGE GUARANTEE."

LAUGH HE SEEMS LIKE A DUSTY GUY.

HE'S GOT A DUSTY, LIKE HE'S A PUPPET MADE OF TALCUM POWDER.

NOW, THE PRESIDENT DENIES HE'S UPSET, TWEETING, "SO MUCH FAKE

NEWS ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

VERY CALM AND CALCULATED, WITH A BIG FOCUS ON OPEN AND FAIR TRADE

WITH CHINA, THE COMING NORTH KOREA MEETING AND, OF COURSE,

THE VICIOUS GAS ATTACK IN SYRIA.

FEELS GREAT TO HAVE BOLTON AND LARRY K. ON BOARD.

I-- WE-- ARE-- DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT-- DOING THINGS THAT NOBODY

THOUGHT POSSIBLE, DESPITE THE NEVERENDING AND CORRUPT RUSSIA

INVESTIGATION, WHICH TAKES TREMENDOUS TIME AND FOCUS.

NO COLLUSION OR OBSTRUCTION-- OTHER THAN I FIGHT BACK-- SO NOW

THEY DO THE UNTHINKABLE, AND RAID A LAWYER'S OFFICE FOR

INFORMATION!

BAD!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

BREATHE!

I DON'T KNOW IF RAIDING TRUMP'S LAWYER'S OFFICE IS UNTHINKABLE.

FOR EXAMPLE... I JUST THOUGHT OF IT.

( LAUGHTER ) AND, SIR, HERE'S SOME FREE LEGAL

ADVICE: WHEN YOU'RE UNDER INVESTIGATION

FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE, DON'T TWEET "NO COLLUSION OR

OBSTRUCTION-- OTHER THAN I FIGHT BACK."

( LAUGHTER ) FIGHTING BACK IS THE OBSTRUCTION

PART.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "YOUR HONOR, YOU CAN'T PROVE I COMMITTED

ARSON, BECAUSE I BURNED ALL THE EVIDENCE."

( LAUGHTER ) "THE DEFENSE RESTS."

YOU LOOK FLAMMABLE YOURSELF, YOUR HONOR."

OF COURSE, UNHINGED TWITTER RANTS ARE NOT HOW YOU RESPOND TO

A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.

IT'S HOW YOU ESCALATE A GLOBAL MILITARY CONFLICT.

TRUMP HAS SAID THAT WE WILL HAVE MILITARY RESPONSE TO THE

HORRIFIC GAS ATTACK IN SYRIA LAST WEEK.

SO SYRIA'S ALLY, RUSSIA-- WHO HAS TROOPS ON THE GROUND THERE--

ISSUED A WARNING THAT THEY WILL SHOOT DOWN U.S. MISSILES FIRED

AT SYRIA AND RETALIATE AGAINST LAUNCH SITES.

GUYS, DON'T FIGHT!

YOU'RE FRIENDS!

REMEMBER WHEN YOU COLLUDED DOWN BY THE OLD CREEK?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET THAT SUMMER, OR ADMIT TO REMEMBERING

IT UNDER OATH.

( LAUGHTER ) SO, TWO NUCLEAR POWERS IN DIRECT

CONFLICT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CIVIL WAR IN SYRIA.

JARED, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO REVEAL YOUR WHOLE MIDDLE

EAST PEACE THING.

JUST CLEAN IT UP!

CLEAN IT UP!

♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THE WHOLE REGION IS A POWDER KEG.

RUSSIA IS A NUCLEAR POWER, SO TRUMP TOOK A BREATH, MET WITH

HIS FOREIGN POLICY OFFICIALS, AND RESPONDED WITH A MEASURED

DIPLOMATIC RESPONSE.

( LAUGHTER ) I'M JUST KIDDING.

( LAUGHTER ) HE TWEETED, "RUSSIA VOWS TO

SHOOT DOWN ANY AND ALL MISSILES FIRED AT SYRIA.

GET READY, RUSSIA, BECAUSE THEY WILL BE COMING, NICE AND NEW

AND 'SMART!'" "NICE AND NEW, AND SMART"-- IS

THERE ANY WAY WE COULD MAKE THOSE MISSILES PRESIDENT?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "SMART."

JUST TO RECAP, HE'S TAUNTING OUR NUCLEAR RIVAL.

IT'S LIKE IF DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS, KENNEDY TOOK

A FULL-PAGE AD: "KRUSHCHEV DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS.

COME AT ME, CHROME DOME."

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S MY KENNEDY.

THAT'S MY KENNEDY.

NOW, RUSSIA IS TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.

TODAY, A MOSCOW NEWSPAPER RAN THE HEADLINE, "IS MACHO TRUMP

STARTING WORLD WAR III?" THREATS, MUSCLE FLEXING,

NICKNAMES-- TRUMP IS FINALLY BRINGING HIS BACKGROUND IN PRO

WRESTLING TO OUR FOREIGN POLICY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW-- NOW-- YOU LISTEN UP,

BROTHER!

YOU'D BETTER GET READY, BECAUSE ON MONDAY NIGHT AT "WORLD WAR

RAW," I AM BRINGING THE THUNDER TO ANIMAL ASSAD, THE GAS-KILLING

ANIMAL, AND RUDE DUDE KIM JONG CRUDE.

BUT FIRST, I'M TAKING DOWN MY NEMESIS, THE SPECIAL COUNSEL.

AND IF YOU CANDY-(BLEEP) JABRONIS THINK I WON'T PLUNGE

THE WORLD INTO A GLOBAL CONFLICT THAT DESTROYS CIVILIZATION AS WE

KNOW IT, THEN YOU DON'T KNOW EL TRUMPO LOCO, BROTHER!

I AM CRAZY, HOMBRE.

I WILL-- I WILL DEPORT MYSELF BECAUSE I AM "SMART."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?

( LAUGHTER ) AND JUST 40 MINUTES AFTER THE

TWEET WHERE TRUMP THREATENED TO LAUNCH MISSILES THAT COULD HIT

RUSSIAN TROOPS, HE TWEETED THIS: "OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH RUSSIA IS

WORSE NOW THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN, AND THAT INCLUDES THE COLD WAR.

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS.

RUSSIA NEEDS US TO HELP WITH THEIR ECONOMY, SOMETHING THAT

WOULD BE VERY EASY TO DO, AND WE NEED ALL NATIONS TO WORK

TOGETHER.

STOP THE ARMS RACE?" ( LAUGHTER )

IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, RIGHT?

IN THE SPAN OF LESS THAN AN HOUR, HE WENT FROM "YOU'RE

FRIENDS WITH A GAS-KILLING ANIMAL" TO "STOP ARMS RACE?"

I GUESS JOHN KELLY'S TRANQUILIZER DART FINALLY

KICKED IN.

( LAUGHTER ) "LOOK, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY

PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE FOR ME TO CHANGE THE NEWS CYCLE, BUT I

WILL PUSH THIS BUT-- WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST LOVE EACH OTHER?"

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )

For more infomation >> The President's WrestleMania Foreign Policy - Duration: 8:01.

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The Saddest Part About Paul Ryan Leaving - Duration: 2:25.

For more infomation >> The Saddest Part About Paul Ryan Leaving - Duration: 2:25.

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Zuck Explains Facebook To Congress - Duration: 3:21.

FOLKS, WE HAVE BEEN LEARNING A LOT ABOUT FACEBOOK RECENTLY.

LIKE, EVIDENTLY, THEY WERE COLLECTING ALL OF OUR PERSONAL

DATA AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF SELLING IT TO OTHER PEOPLE IN

ORDER TO MANIPULATE OUR BEHAVIOR.

WE HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT...

KNOW.

SO THIS WEEK, CONGRESS DEMANDED A MEETING WITH FACEBOOK FOUNDER

AND UNDER-BAKED CRESCENT ROLL, MARK ZUCKERBERG.

( LAUGHTER ) CONGRESS WANTED TO TEACH HIM A

THING OR TWO, BUT IT TURNS OUT, THEY DIDN'T KNOW A THING OR ONE.

HERE'S A REPRESENTATIVE QUESTION FROM 84-YEAR-OLD SENATOR

ORRIN HATCH: >> YOU SAID BACK THEN THAT

FACEBOOK WOULD ALWAYS BE FREE.

IS THAT STILL YOUR OBJECTIVE?

>> SENATOR, YES.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A VERSION OF FACEBOOK THAT IS FREE.

>> IF SO, HOW DO YOU SUSTAIN A BUSINESS MODEL IN WHICH USERS

DON'T PAY FOR YOUR SERVICE?

>> SENATOR, WE RUN ADS.

>> I SEE.

>> Stephen: "I SEE.

THE SIGH, OKAY.

SO YOU RUN ADS?

OKAY.

SO MY GRANDSON DIDN'T POST ON MY WALL THAT I CAN INCREASE MY

LENGTH, GIRTH, AND STAMINA?

OKAY, GOOD TO KNOW."

BUT THAT WAS THE OLD FOLKS IN THE SENATE.

TODAY, THE TECH BILLIONAIRE AND TRANSLUCENT CAVE SALAMANDER

TALKED TO HIP YOUNG MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE, AND THEY WERE

PREPARED FOR ANYTHING, OTHER THAN SAYING ZUCKERBERG'S NAME.

>> I THANK YOU, MR. CHAIRMAN, AND THANK YOU FOR COMING BEFORE

US, MR. ZUCKERMAN, TODAY.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: "MR. ZUCKERMAN, WHY

DID FACEBLOCK SHARE USERS' DATA WITH CAMBRIDGE NECRONOMICON, WHO

HELPED DARNOLD STUMP GET ELECTED TO THE OVAL ORIFICE?"

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THERE WAS SOME BIG NEWS,

WHEN REPRESENTATIVE ANNA ESHOO ASKED IF ZUCKERBERG HIMSELF HAD

DATA TAKEN BY CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA.

>> WAS YOUR DATA INCLUDED IN THE DATA SOLD TO THE MALICIOUS THIRD

PARTIES, YOUR PERSONAL DATA?

>> YES.

>> IT WAS.

>> Stephen: THEY HAVE ALL OF ZUCKERBERG'S PERSONAL DATA.

THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.

THEY KNOW WHICH HOODIE IS HIS FAVORITE.

THEY KNOW WHAT BOWL HE USES TO CUT HIS HAIR.

( LAUGHTER ) THEY KNOW ABOUT THE ROOM WHERE

HE GOES TO PRACTICE HU-MAN FACIAL EXPRESSIONS-- EVERYTHING.

SO, BASED ON THE LAST TWO DAYS, I AM NOT CONFIDENT CONGRESS IS

CAPABLE OF REGULATING FACEBOOK OR LOGGING INTO FACEBOOK.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT ONE PERSON I AM

CONFIDENT IN?

THAT'S HARVARD DROPOUT AND RESIDENT OF BOTH SILICON VALLEY

AND THE UNCANNY VALLEY, MARK ZUCKERBERG.

BECAUSE YESTERDAY, WHILE HE WAS TESTIFYING, ZUCKERBERG'S NET

WORTH INCREASED BY $3 BILLION.

A MILLION DOLLARS ISN'T COOL.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL?

MAKING MONEY OFF YOUR LIFE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MARTIN SHORT.

For more infomation >> Zuck Explains Facebook To Congress - Duration: 3:21.

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Paul Ryan Is Taking His Tax Cuts And Going Home - Duration: 5:06.

WHILE WE CAREENED TOWARD AN APOCAL-OOPSIE-DAISY,

THERE WAS A BOMB DROPPED ON CAPITOL HILL BY SPEAKER OF THE

HOUSE AND CROSSFIT DRACULA PAUL RYAN.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

RYAN WILL NOT BE RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION IN 2018.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE'S OUT.

HE SAID-- HE SAID TODAY HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS WIFE

AND KIDS-- WHICH, OF COURSE, IS WHAT HE CALLS HIS BICEPS.

A LITTLE TIME WITH THE WIFE.

MMM. AND THE KIDS.

DADDY'S TAKING YOU ON VACATION!

( LAUGHTER ) NO ONE WITH THIS KIND OF POWER

JUST WALKS AWAY.

IT'S JUST NOT DONE.

THE MAN IS THIRD IN LINE FOR THE PRESIDENCY.

THOUGH, MAYBE HE'S LEAVING BECAUSE HE JUST FIGURED THAT

OUT.

"WAIT, THE F.B.I. JUST RAIDED MICHAEL COHEN'S OFFICE?

NOT IT!

NOT IT!" ( LAUGHTER )

SOON-TO-BE-FORMER SPEAKER RYAN DOESN'T SEEM TOO SAD TO GO, AND

HE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND US OF THAT.

>> YOU ALL KNOW THAT I DID NOT SEEK THIS JOB.

I TOOK IT RELUCTANTLY.

I DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB AT FIRST, AND MOST OF YOU KNOW THIS.

I REALLY ACTUALLY DIDN'T.

>> Stephen: WE BELIEVE YOU.

WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS JOB, EITHER.

OF COURSE, THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION THAT RYAN IS JUMPING

SHIP BEFORE A BIG DEMOCRATIC WAVE SWEEPS THE MIDTERMS.

BUT ACCORDING TO RYAN'S FRIENDS, THERE'S ANOTHER REASON RYAN IS

LEAVING.

"AFTER RYAN PASSED TAX REFORM, HIS LONGTIME DREAM, HE WAS READY

TO STEP OUT OF A JOB THAT HAS BECOME ENDLESSLY FRUSTRATING, IN

PART BECAUSE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP."

WHAT?

WORKING WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP IS FRUSTRATING?

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE LAST 30 PEOPLE WHO QUIT SAID.

BUT I GET IT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT-- I GET IT.

RYAN'S "LONGTIME DREAM" HAS BEEN REFORMING THE TAX CODE.

I MEAN, EVER SINCE HE WAS A KID, PLAYING WITH HIS AYN RAND ACTION

FIGURE.

THERE'S NO DOLL, BECAUSE THE KID HAS TO BUILD IT HIMSELF.

AND THE PRESIDENT WASTED NO TIME RELEASING HIS OWN STATEMENT,

TWEETING, "SPEAKER PAUL RYAN IS A TRULY GOOD MAN, AND WHILE HE

WILL NOT BE SEEKING RE-ELECTION, HE WILL LEAVE A LEGACY OF

ACHIEVEMENT THAT NOBODY CAN QUESTION.

WE ARE WITH YOU, PAUL!" YES, REPUBLICANS ARE WITH YOU,

PAUL.

AND BY "WITH YOU," THEY MEAN, LEAVING OFFICE IN NOVEMBER.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO FARE-THEE-WELL!

SO FARE-THEE-WELL, PAUL RYAN.

WE'LL ALL MISS YOUR FAMOUS CATCHPHRASE: "NO, I HADN'T

HEARD WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAID BUT, IF TRUE, THAT IS

TROUBLING."

SO, WHAT'S NEXT FOR PAUL RYAN?

WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO NEXT?

WE DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE HE'LL FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF FORMER SPEAKER AND

JERKIED AMERICAN, JOHN BOEHNER, WHO TODAY ANNOUNCED HE "HAS

JOINED THE BOARD OF A TOP CANNABIS CORPORATION TO PROMOTE

THE USE OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH!

I ALWAYS THOUGHT BOEHNER SEEMED BAKED, BECAUSE HE LOOKED LIKE HE

SPENT A FEW HOURS IN A KILN.

NOW, THIS WAS A SURPRISE, BECAUSE BACK WHEN BOEHNER WAS IN

OFFICE AND COULD HAVE HELPED LEGALIZE POT, HE SAID HE WAS

"UNALTERABLY OPPOSED" TO LEGALIZATION.

GEEZE, I WONDER WHAT COULD HAVE "ALTERED HIS MIND?"

PERHAPS SOME POWERFUL, UNREGULATED, GREEN SUBSTANCE?

I'M TALKING THAT SWEET DIGGITY-DANK CORPORATE CASH.

BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY IN POT NOW.

BUT BOEHNER EXPLAINED HIS CHANGE, TWEETING, "I'M JOINING

THE BOARD OF #ACREAGEHOLDINGS BECAUSE MY THINKING ON CANNABIS

HAS EVOLVED."

"ALSO, I'VE GOT SOME NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THE BACK OF MY

HAND.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT KNUCKLES LOOK LIKE RIPPLES ON A

POND?

( LAUGHTER ) KNUCKLES, KNUCKLES-- THAT'S A

FUNNY WORD.

YOU CAN'T HEAR THE 'K,' BUT YOU CAN FEEL IT."

( LAUGHTER ) KNUCKLE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

AFTER HE LEFT THE SPEAKER JOB, HE ACTUALLY RELEASED THIS PHOTO.

THAT'S CLEARLY BOEHNER WATCHING A "YO GABBA GABBA" MARATHON.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

MARTIN SHORT IS HERE.

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, MR. ZUCKERBERG GOES TO

WASHINGTON.

STICK AROUND, WON'T YOU?

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The Queen Completes The Royal Wedding Guest List - Duration: 0:52.

>> THE INVITATIONS FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING WERE PRINTED AND DOESN'T

OUT A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, BUT TODAY WE FOUND OUT WHO WASN'T

GETTING ONE-- DONALD TRUMP.

>> LET'S SEE HERE.

JUST A FEW MORE SEATS TO FILL FOR THE WEDDING.

WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS?

VOLD MORT.

SURE.

THE WALMART YODELING KID.

FINE.

THREE CORGIS STACKED ON TORCH EACH OTHER, WEARING A TIE.

WHY NOT.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP-- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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Confused Lawmakers Question Mark Zuckerberg - Duration: 2:49.

For more infomation >> Confused Lawmakers Question Mark Zuckerberg - Duration: 2:49.

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Martin Short's Roast Of Stephen Colbert - Duration: 7:17.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I'M NOT DESPERATE, AM I?

>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.

NOT AT ALL.

PEOPLE LOVE NEEDY, PLEASE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: SO LOVELY TO HAVE YOU ON.

>> OF ALL THE AUDIENCES I'VE EVER COME OUT.

>> Stephen: YES.

>> AND SEEN, THIS IS THE MOST RECENT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I FEEL THAT SAME

WAY.

I FEEL EXACTLY THAT SAME WAY.

>> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

>> Stephen: I'M SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: I MET YOU ONCE ON THE OLD SHOW, AND I TALKED TO

YOU ONCE AT THE KENNEDY CENTER A COUPLE YEARS AGO.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Stephen: BUT I'M A HUGE FAN.

>> AND SECOND CITY.

WE HAVE THAT RELATIONSHIP.

>> Stephen: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

I WAS IN SECOND CITY CHICAGO AND--

>> THIS SHOW IS ON FIRE, STEPHEN.

YOU KNOW THAT.

>> Stephen: THIS SHOW?

>> THIS SHOW.

NO, NO, THE OLD SHOW.

>> Stephen: THIS SHOW.

>> I'M TELLING YOU, IF LATE SHOWS WERE RATED BY-- AS THE

TRUMP CHILDREN, THIS WOULD BE IVANKA.

>> Stephen: WOW!

WOW!

( APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU!

>> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO SAY WHO ERIC IS.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> WE WON'T DISCUSS THAT.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> AND YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN KID.

YOU NEVER AGE.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU.

WELL, IT'S THE PANDA PLACENTA THEY RUB ON ME.

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

>> IT'S THE WHOLE CLASSIC KENT MEETS RACHEL MADDOW LOOK, IT'S

JUST NAN FAN I.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> I FEEL LIKE I'M SITTING WITH PAUL RYAN WITHOUT THE GYM

MEMBERSHIP.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: I'M HONORED.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> YOU LOOK LIKE THE WORLD'S HIPPEST INSURANCE ADJUSTOR.

YOU REALLY DO.

NO, AND I MEAN THAT WITH LOVE.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'M TAKE-- I'M TAKING IT WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE.

>LOVE.

>> AND IS THAT FEBREZE?

THAT'S GOOD.

>> Stephen: IF YOU CAN'T SMELL IT, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

>> IT'S ALL CHANGED.

IT'S SO DIFFERENT.

>> Stephen: IT REALLY IS.

>> FROM DAVE -- >> Stephen: IT WAS GREAT TO BE

ON.

I LOVED COMING ON WITH DAVE.

WE CHANGED THE THEATER A LITTLE BIT.

>> STAGE, THE DECOR, PAUL LOOKS DIFFERENT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

PAUL-- PAUL TRIMMED DOWN.

( APPLAUSE ) YEAH.

>> THE TIGHTEST WORKING SUIT IN SHOW BUSINESS.

NO ONE WEARS TIGHTER CLOTHES.

>> Jon: GOTTA HAVE IT.

>> LOOK AT THAT!

IF HE ATE A GRAPE, A BUTTON WOULD POP OFF AND BLIND AN

AUDIENCE MEMBER.

IT'S SO STYLE -- >> Stephen: I CAN'T GET NEAR

HIM.

COULD I ASK YOU REALLY QUICK IS THIS-- THAT LOOKS REALLY FANCY.

IT'ST HAS A CANADIAN LEAF ON YOUR LAPEL.

>> THIS IS THE ORDER OF CANADA.

IT'S A CANADIAN KNIGHTHOOD.

ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU.

>> Stephen: A CANADIAN KNIGHTHOOD, I ARE YOU A SIR?

>> WE DON'T USE IT.

>> Stephen: CANADIANS DON'T USE THAT.

>> IT'S THE HIGHEST HONOR YOU CAN GET AS A CIVILIAN IN CANADA.

>> Stephen: WOW, THAT'S NICE.

>> OH, PLEASE, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW YOU GOT STARTED!

>> Stephen: SO, OKAY, YOU-- EVERYBODY-- I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF

YOURSELF SINCE THE SCTV DAYS.

AISE SAID, I'M SECOND CITY.

YOU'RE SECOND CITY TORONTO, AND I'M SECOND CITY CHICAGO, AND

THAT IS THE FIRST ONE, THE ONE THAT SORT WAS--

>> THAT WAS THE LEGENDARY ONE.

AND IN '73 IT STARTED A SISTER COMPANY IN TORONTO.

>> Stephen: WHICH WAS, "OH, THIS IS THE SISTER COMPANY."

BUT WHEN I GOT TO SECOND CITY, YOURS WAS THE COOL PLACE.

>> WHEN DID YOU START?

>> Stephen: 1557, IT WAS ME, ELAINE MAY, JEAN TRUBNICK.

>> AND A LOT OF YUCK 'UNS.

WHEN I WENT TO CHICAGO SECOND CITY, I WOULD THINK THEY'RE SO

INTELLECTUAL AND IT'S POLITICAL AND WELL WRITTEN.

DID I JUST HEAR A CAMOO REFERENCE.

>> Stephen: YOU COULD HEAR IT BECAUSE NO ONE WAS LAUGHING.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CRICKETS SOUND ).

>> YOU GO TO TORONTO, AND CATHERINE O'HARE PLAYING DRUNK

TRUCKERS ALL NIGHT.

AND IT WAS ALL CHARACTER DRIVEN, AND TOW ME IT WAS MAYBE A LITTLE

FUNNIER.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT WASN'T SHOCKING THAT SCTV

CAME OUT OF THE CANADIAN ONES BECAUSE IT WAS CHARACTER.

>> Stephen: EVERYBODY WOULD SAY, "OH, YOU'RE AT SECOND CITY,

LIKE SCTV."

AND I SAID, "NO, THAT'S TORONTO.

THOSE ARE THE COOL KIDS."

I HAVE ADMIRED YOU AS A COMEDIC ACTOR FOR YEARS, BUT YOU'RE A

GREAT ACTOR.

I IMAGINE YOU HAVE TO HAVE DRAMATIC CHOPS, TOO.

ARE WE GOING TO SEE MARTIN SHORT HAMLET OR McBETH OR "DEATH OF

A SALESMAN."

>> I DON'T THINK ANYONE-- AND I MEAN ANYONE-- WANTS TO SEE THAT.

>> Stephen: WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?

>> NO, THEY DON'T.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NO THEY DON'T.

>> Stephen: YES, THEY DO.

>> NO, THEY DON'T.

BECAUSE I THINK YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THESE CLOWNS AND SAY, YOU

KNOW,, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ONE OF THE MONKEYS-- LIKE IF YOU GO TO

THE ZOO AND THE MONKEY CAN BE REFLECTIVE, THE MONKEY CAGE, AND

THEY CAN BE DEPRESSED OR SAD BUT YOU MOVE ON.

YOU WANT THEM TO JUMP AROUND AND SPIN.

I'M A MONKEY.

SO-- BUT ONE TIME-- WHEN I WAS-- WHEN I WAS 24, I DID-- I

STRETCHED.

AND I DID A DRAMATIC PLAY.

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS IT?

>> IT WAS CALLED "FORTUNE IN MEN'S EYES."

IT WAS A PRISON PLAY.

AND WE WERE ALL MEN IN PRISON.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS THEN.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THE DIRECTOR WAS AN AVANT

GARDE MAN, AND HE THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE VERY COOL IF THE

ACTORS, THE FIVE ACTORS, WERE ALL IN THE PRISON, AND WE HAD TO

PACE AROUND JUST IN OUR UNDERWEAR.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> PACING, PACING THE STAGE, PAITION THE STAGE-- AS THE

AUDIENCE CAME IN.

AND COMING IN TO THE THEATER THAT NIGHT WAS GILDA RADNER, MY

THEN-GIRLFRIEND.

PAUL SCHAEFFER, THE FABULOUS PAUL SCHAEFFER, AND EUGENE LEVY.

AND PAUL-- THIS WAS IN HAMILTON,ON TEARIO, 40 MILES

WEST OF TORONTO.

AND PAUL SAID, "I WANT TO SEE YOU IN THE PLAY, MARTIN, BUT I'M

EXCITED TO GO TO SHAKESPEARE'S STEAK HOUSE.

YEEAH, SHAKESPEARE."

>> Stephen: THAT WAS A LOCAL RESTAURANT.

>> YEAH, THAT WAS A LOCAL RESTAURANT, AND PAUL LOVED IT.

THEY COME, AND UP I'M ON STAGE AND PACING AND IN THE UNDERWEAR.

AND I SEE PAUL COMING CLOSELY TO THE LIP OF THE STAGE.

AND I'M THINKING, "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.

WHAT IS HE DOING IS THERE?

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.

AND HE GUESS, "PSST, MARTY!

PSST, MARTY!

SHAKESPEARE'S IS CLOSED."

HE SAID, "WINK IF BAVARRIAN SEAFOOD MAKES SENSE."

OKAY.

( LAUGHTER ) AND I WAS BAD IN IT.

I WASN'T GOOD.

I WAS KIND OF DOING THE TOUGH GUY, YOU KNOW.

IT WAS JUST NOT GOOD.

AND THEN AT THE END OF IT, GILDA CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, "OH,

HONEY, NEVER DO A PLAY LIKE THIS AGAIN, PLEASE."

>> Stephen: CAN I GO BACK TO PAUL SCHAEFFER ASKING YOU-- DID

HE SAY "DOES BAVARRIAN SEAFOOD MAKE SENSE?"

>> HE DID.

>> Stephen: BAVARRIA IS LANDLOCKED.

DOES NEBRASKA SEAFOOD MAKE SENSE?

>> I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS A GOOD RESTAURANT BUT THAT'S WHERE WE

WENT.

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MARTIN SHORT.

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.

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REACTOR Mech Mod l by Bypass Mods l ENG SUBS l Alex VapersMD review 🚭🔞 - Duration: 12:19.

I've just made a review and didn't record it

Well...Made...Talked with turned Off camera

Sashka molodec

Yo-ho-ho! Hello everyone! Alex from VaperMD is with you

And i'm glad to welcome you on my channel

And today our guest is Reactor mechanical mod by Bypass Mods

These guys was previously made the Ферзь mechanical mod. I have 2 reviews on the channel - on Ферзь v1 and v2 - I don't remember for sure what versions was that

Who is interested - in this corner will be both of them and you can watch either of those reviews

And recently Bypass mods has presented new mechanical mod - Reactor

This mechanical mod is favorably differs in height with Ферзь. And it have several interesting features

But we'll talk about all of that in close up. Let's dive down

Okay, folks. It's time to unbox this metal tube packaging. Yes, Bypass Mods also send me this cloth and this tube. It's written Reactor, mechanical mod by Bypass Mods, on this side we have social media information and 18+

And on this side we have a Material - this is brass, black color and serial number 005

And of course it's written Made in Russia

The cover unscrews like so. And inside of this cap we have the bag with spares

It includes 2 massive o-rings for changing throw of the button, custom hybrid stabilized wood sleeve and 810 drip tip

And inside of this tube we have a mechanical mod itself in a bag

Of course have User manual in Russian

Anyway. I always be recommending to read User manuals before use. Information is always useful

In this handy cloth bag we have a mechanical mod Reactor. Now a little bit of technical specs

Our today guest is made out of brass and available only in black color, at least at the moment

This is powder coating. This mod is fitting up to 25mm atomizers and powered by 1*18650

This mod features constant contact and have auto-adjusting for battery height and atomizer pin length

Also you can adjust the throw on the button with o-rings, which is comes in kit

One of the features of this mod is swappable beauty rings - so-called sleeves. Sleeves could be made of aluminum or stab wood

Also with aluminum Bypass Mods can achieve wide spectrum of colors

Okay, that was regarding technical specs. Let's get to the detailed look, and at the top we have a hybrid 510 connection. As you can see small part of that connection is without coating, and it's good

Also we have a cutout, which will prevent sticking of atomizer and reduce the heat sink

I have no complains about threading in this 510 connection. It's only left to clean it a bit

Lower we have a bevel, since the main diameter of this mod is 26mm

Lower we have a deepenings on the tube for comfort grip of this mod. Someone like to grab mechmod higher, someone like to hold it lower

Going lower. Here we have that custom sleeve. In this case it's aluminum and it matches the color of the mod

And on the bottom we have a cover which held the button and the sleeve

Very. Beefy. Wide. Threads. Great threading, I like it a lot. Threads like this is gonna be very easy to clean

When you unscrewed the cover you can get rid of the sleeve or swap it. As I said before this is aluminum sleeve

Here we have o-ring to fixate the sleeve

Also Bypass Mods sent me this custom stab wood sleeve

This is hybrid stab wood, and, unfortunately, I've run into some issues with it

It's cracked. It's cracked in place of connection acryl and wood. Maybe it's sorta technical nuance, but still this isn't pleasing

Also these gaps are bothering me. It's hard to get rid of them, but guys said they'll fix this issue

It's very sad that this sleeve has cracked. Manufacturer should be aware of this issue and being prepared to the feedback. And they should think up this moment

Okay, we're done with the sleeves, let's move on. Look at these beefy threads again and inside everything is great as well

Fool-proof protection feature is there, edge for button is there. Overall, everything is made nice and great

And now, friends, it's time to talk about the button - the heart of any mechanical mod. As you can see this button is fixed inside and have constant contact

Let's see how all of this works

This is anti-arc spacer. It is removable and it is silver-plated

Sadly, I have no information is it solid silver piece or it is silver-plated brass

Moving forward. In here we have insulator and 2 holes for unscrewing this button

You can unscrew the button counter clockwise like so and get access to the insides of the button

Inside we have pretty thick o-ring and lower part of the button

So the button look like so. Also you can adjust the throw of it by screwing and unscrewing. And when you press it the contact is happening

On the bottom of the button we have manufacturers logo, serial number and vent hole. Not the biggest vent hole, but it's there

Regarding this o-ring. As I said it's for adjusting throw of the button and for adjusting for the length of atomizer pin, because, for example, Battle Deck have very protruding and long pin

In this case you gonna need thinner o-ring

In the kit we have 3 o-rings - thick, medium and thin. I'm using medium

The button is working due to this spring which is fixed inside

Let's continue and assemble it back. Pay attention - if you screw this part to the end - the button will be inside and you won't be able to press the button. So I suggest to unscrew it untill it'll be flush.

After that put the spacer back into place, insert the battery positive side down. Though this sleeve is cracked it's still holding, and after this done screw the button

Since we have a fool-proof protection inside we can put the atomizer in the very end

Everytime this shit is happening with CSMNT. It's good RDA, but in certain moments is hella inconvenient

Now it bites the o-ring

Yoohoo~

Fun

O-ring, what is wrong with you?

Defect CSMNT? Wat?

What is wrong with you, Csmnt?

Who said CSMNT is Top RDA? Not me for sure

Let's support Russian RDA makers

Here it is. Here what's happen - I've got auto-fire

To prevent it from happening we need to swap the o-ring. Well, at least I showed you why you need these o-rings

After I swapped the o-ring everything is good. And here was a close up for our today guest

Let's go back to face-time, change the drip tip and try it

Thanks for your attention in close up

Let's go~

It's great. It works, it performs. On the top we have GLM RDA. This mod works perfectly with that RDA

Anyway, I found several cons in this mech mod, which we are going to discuss right now

First con isn't that much of a con. It's more of a thing that you should be aware of. The button of this mod is free-floated. It turns right and left, and by that you can adjust the throw of it

But when you use it for some period of time you might miss the moment when you unscrewed it.

And if you missed that moment you will have to fully disassemble the button, because otherwise you are unable to screw that part back

So be aware of it, it's important

One of the major cons of this mod is stab wood sleeve, which is cracked

It cracked in the place where acryl is connecting with the wood. It's technical problem. It's unpleasant and manufacturer, in the first place, should be aware that it could happen

Okay, friends. I'm done with the cons, let's talk about nitpicks

I had several nitpicks to this mod, and I told them to the manufacturer and received that answer

Yes, we are aware of it. We'll fix the gaps, we know. On the edge we'll do the bevel

So my nitpicks are no more, let's talk about pros

First pro to this mod I'll give for quality of manufacturing. Great fittings, beefy and buttery smooth threads. Guys did a great job here

Next pro I'll give for compact size in terms of height and compared to the previous mech mod of that company

Yes, this is not the lowest mechanical mod on the Russian market, there is mods that lower than this one

But when compared with the previous one - new mechmod is win in height and it's a pro

Next pro I'll give for constant contact realization. Guys from Bypass Mods make it in their own way, not like others. Yes, some ideas may be common, but this button is unique

Next pro I'll give for swappable sleeves feature. Let's say if guys start to make pure brass sleeves, pure SS sleeves - with them you can match the appearance of mechanical mod and your favorite RDA

If you have SS colored RDA, Brass RDA, Copper RDA - you will be able to pick the sleeve and do matchy-matchy. It's cool.

Next pro goes for a kit content. There is everything for this mod to work as you please.

And last pro I'll give for performance. Dry cotton, let's go

I need to saturate it after all

Try number two

Aaaayeee. Now it's performing. This is how this mod works and it's working great

Okay, we're done with nitpicks, pros and cons. Now let's talk about price

This mod is gonna cost you 6500 rubles(104.52$ at the moment) and I think this is a good price for this mod

Everything made good in this mod, so that price is justified. A pro for a price tag

At this point I'll finalize

I want to say big thanks to Bypass Mods for sending me this mechanical mod for review

I wanna thank YOU for your attention

Don't forget - in this corner we have a voting going - do you like this device or no(да-yes/нет-no)

Leave a comment - what do you think about Bypass Mods company and their products? Do you use mechanical mods? If you use - write which one

If you already the owner of the Reactor - leave your pros and cons in the comments

I wish you a delicious vape and let the vaping come into your life and stays there for long

Take care of yourself and your mods

Don't forget to subscribe to the channel, hit the like button, share this video with your friends. And click the Bell button

And I'm saying goodbyes for now

We'll see you soon. Vsem poka poka

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Enemigo Íntimo | Capítulo 36 | Telemundo - Duration: 17:33.

CC: TELEMUNDO NETWORK

What do you want your tattoo to be?

A chameleon, a symbol from my childhood.

To always remind me of who I am.

Priamo Cabrales is dead.

Priamo's injuries suggest he didn't do it himself.

Besides, we found this piece of sock.

What I do know is that this guy saw something here,

and that's why he was killed.

We just intercepted a message Pharisee received.

There's a shipment arriving from Zurich at 8 today.

FBI. Sir!

Stay away from him.

Don't talk to him. Don't even look at him.

Same goes for you. Understood?

Alejandro, you need to see this.

Diamonds.

Let's begin.

We arrested a passenger by the name of Jean-Baptiste Deville.

He was hiding a consignment of diamonds in a book.

Diamonds have always been a way to move money around.

Just one could cost thousands of dollars on the market.

Eight million dollars, to be accurate.

They must be blood diamonds coming from African mines.

Trafficking diamonds is a recent cartel trend.

They're getting more sophisticated.

Here's the interesting part, though.

These diamonds came from Zurich.

Exactly.

The city where Roxana Rodiles

is being investigated by Interpol.

Right.

We're assuming the cartel's starting to negotiate

with people in Africa.

When Roxana Rodiles appeared on their radar,

they looked into things and found out

there was someone else involved.

A general by the name of...

Joao Nkomo.

Turns out this general is an ambassador in Angola.

They're all connected.

In the end, all roads lead back to the same person:

Roxana Rodiles.

Who's here to visit me?

How should I know? I'm not psychic.

How are you?

As best as you can be in here.

I'm very sorry.

You and I have a conversation pending.

I know.

I haven't forgotten that I'm indebted to you.

Thank you for what you did for Puma.

I'm glad you remember.

I'm guessing it's time to pay up, right?

Alejandro.

We have a problem and I'm concerned.

What?

Remember the body that was found in the desert?

The gringo.

Yeah.

I got a call from SEMEFO.

Ballistics confirmed that several bullets

came from a standard issue federal police gun.

Is this the report I asked for?

No, sir. It's a proposal.

What?

You asked me to give you a report

on the inmates ready to re-enter society, right?

Was it that difficult?

It wasn't. Just a long process.

That's why I'm presenting you this project.

Look, I asked you...

Sir, I take my job seriously.

We laid the groundwork for this project before Borges died.

Blah, blah, blah...

Honey, this isn't up for discussion.

What did you call me?

Look, Mendiola.

I came here because I didn't want to be rude,

but I report to the warden, not you.

If you don't have the decency to listen to me,

then I'm not going to waste my time.

-Thanks. -Alright, fine.

Sorry. I'm listening.

Can we continue?

I'm sure you know that I'm looking for evidence

that'll lead to Captain Alejandro Ferrer's suspension

on grounds of human rights violations.

So you want my testimony?

I want the truth.

Telling the truth is my strong suit.

That's what I want.

Captain Ferrer is an animal. He's stubborn and arrogant.

When I was arrested, I had no idea what was happening.

One day I was in Zurich,

and the next I was in a warehouse.

They wouldn't even let me see a lawyer.

Wait.

He took you to a warehouse and wouldn't let you see a lawyer?

That's exactly what he did to the Customs agent.

So this is the Federal Police's new MO?

To interrogate suspects in warehouses?

I still remember what he said.

Listen to me!

You're going to talk whether you want to or not.

Where's Montalvo and what were you doing with all that money?

Answer me.

I begged for mercy, but he kept yelling,

"I'm your lawyer, your judge..."

The good cop and the -------.

I'll even be your priest if you want.

Tell me where Montalvo is

or I swear you won't see the light of day in a long time.

That's Captain Ferrer for you. That's what he said.

You remember it clearly.

Some things leave a mark.

Some memories stick to your skin.

Captain Ferrer left a permanent mark, like a tattoo.

I'm very sorry.

When I remember that, I feel sorry for myself.

I asked him to let me use the restroom,

but he threatened to lock me up in prison forever.

I peed all over myself.

Roxana,

would you be willing to testify to the DA?

What do you think?

The idea is to stimulate the inmates' cultural knowledge.

They're asking for new spaces themselves.

Spaces like the forum.

Having inmates like Guillotine asking for that...

Well, it's an opportunity we shouldn't waste.

We could assign different activities

based on each of the inmates' profiles.

Sports are also...

I like your enthusiasm.

But?

But they're criminals. We've talked about this before.

We don't have the resources to satisfy their need for sports

or any of that other --------.

They'll just have to make due

with their ridiculous poetry readings for now, alright?

Mr. Attorney General, this is Lula Pineda.

There's something important we must discuss.

Thanks.

One, two, three... I can't hear you, Puma!

How am I supposed to shake my hips if...

What am I...

Hey, honey?

What are you two up to?

We're practicing for Guillotine's recital.

The one we're doing to welcome the warden.

This one's going to make a fool of herself singing.

Screw you.

If Guillotine can recite poetry, why can't Ochun sing?

That's why I like you, sister!

How was your visit?

Who was it?

Her name's Lula Pineda. She's a human rights activist.

Ooh! Sounds serious.

Come on. Spill it.

Seems juicy.

She's on a mission to destroy Captain Alejandro

and I was able to help.

Good. I hope they get him.

I hope they ruin his life like he ruined ours.

He deserves it.

Oh, it'll definitely happen. You'll see.

You got your ass kicked,

but at least you got Bauser off your back.

Hey, Kid. I need to talk to Roxana.

You're supposed to stay away from her.

Look, I've tried to play nice, but my patience has run out.

-Mother warned you. -I don't care!

I will see Roxana, period.

I just don't know how.

<i> I'm still hoping my son</i> <i> is here.</i>

<i> I can't help but think...</i>

No.

No, damn it! Are you serious?

----! Don't do this to me.

Come on! God, please...

Don't do this to me!

What's wrong?

Boss, please help me. Help me!

What is it?

They were telling her the secret today, the biggest one.

JEFA.

That they're siblings?

What? No, that she's married.

If you already know, quit ------- around.

No, boss. You always fix it.

What do I do?

Beats me.

Do I look like a technician?

What do I do, damn it?

Do you want me to kick your ass again?

No, but...

So?

Hi, sweetheart. How's it going?

Everything's great.

Gonzalo, here's the book I took yesterday.

Thanks.

You can't come in here.

I can't make any promises, Alejandro,

but I think I can look into the diamond trafficking thing.

Let's meet up, then.

How about 3:00 PM?

Sure. See you there.

Hey, Rossellini.

You did something new with the place.

Good memory.

I need to ask you a question, but as friends.

Please be honest.

Has anyone with diamonds stopped by?

That's a yes, right?

Diamonds?

No, I haven't gotten any diamonds.

Don't take me for a fool. I've helped you.

Remember when I warned you about the peso devaluation?

Come on, man. Help me.

Look, the cartel makes me pay for protection

and they force me to appraise their diamonds.

I'm not proud of it.

If my family found out, they'd kill me.

They're bringing them from Zurich, right?

My lips are sealed.

Are you deaf? You can't come in.

But Mother...

So what are you waiting for? Get out!

Obey me and get going!

Anselmo, you don't have to do this.

We're in prison.

It's inevitable that Tilapia and I

run into each other.

Stay out of this, please. This is between him and me.

-Anselmo... -Roxana, it's fine.

He and I made a deal. Deals are meant to be honored.

Alright. I'll go.

-I don't want to cause a scene. -Good.

What's wrong? He and I made a deal.

Hey.

Has anyone seen Princess?

Her name's Roxana.

Who's asking?

I am.

What for?

My cell's TV is out and today's the finale of my novela.

You want to use her TV to see your show?

Are you kidding me?

In my cell?

My, my, how times have changed.

Mamba's asking us to see a novela.

I'm asking if it's possible.

What's in it for us?

You know what?

I talk to the boss, not to you two --------.

Well, that's all. Please leave your books.

If you want to take one, please let me know.

Honey.

What do you want?

I want to talk.

I want to remind you

that I've done everything you've asked of me.

Thanks, but I have to go.

Wait.

Don't play hard to get, please.

NO TE PONGAS DIFÍCIL, POR FAVOR.

I want us to be together. I'm sure you want that too.

-Really? -Yes.

I mean, why else be in a co-ed prison?

Why be in prison at all?

Look, I've been very patient with you.

I've done everything you asked me to do.

Tilapia's safe, Bauser left him alone,

and thanks to you, he's still alive.

You're mine.

I just want what belongs to me.

You're the best thing that's happened to me in here,

but I don't belong to anyone.

Okay?

Roxana, please. Don't turn your back on me.

I'm talking to you, damn it!

Guards!

Stay back or I'll kill you!

Tell Cordero what's going on.

Stay put and you, shut up!

I just want to talk to Roxana peacefully.

You see? I'm calm.

Stay back, ------!

No, don't! Let go.

-Listen to me! -Let go!

Listen to me!

I've given you everything and you've given me nothing!

No, you're a very special man!

Don't give me the runaround! Don't butter me up!

I just want to hear you say you love me!

I can learn to love you,

but I don't like being forced to do things.

But this is who I am! I take what I want!

No, no!

Get off me!

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Aisha Tyler Won 'Best Effort' At The Science Fair - Duration: 7:46.

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?

HOW YOU DOING?

>> I AM SENSATIONAL.

I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.

>> Stephen: HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.

>> YEAH, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON YOUR SHOW.

>> Stephen: FIRST TIME WE MET JUST A MOMENT OKAY.

>> YES, JUST BACKSTAGE.

>> Stephen: DO YOU LIVE OUT HERE OR IN L.A.

>> I LIVE IN L.A.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO THE EAST COAST.

>> I COME HERE ALL THE TIME.

>> Stephen: ME, TOO, I LIKE IT.

>> JUST TO LOOK.

>> Stephen: SURE, WHY NOT.

YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU'RE TALENTED, YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL, YOU'RE

ATTRACTIVE.

>> DID MY MOM CALL YOU BEFORE THE SHOW.

>> Stephen: SHE DID.

SHE GOT TO ME.

>> GIVE YOU SOME AFFIRMATIONS FOR AISHA.

>> Stephen: YOU CLAIMED YOU WERE A WEIRD KID.

>> I WAS THE WEIRDEST KID.

>> Stephen: IN WHAT WAY WERE YOU-- I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU

HERE.

>> I KNOW THAT PHOTO, ABSOLUTELY.

THAT'S A VERY PROUD DAY FOR ME, YOU GUYS.

THERE I AM, WINNING "BEST EFFORT" AT THE SCIENCE FAIR.

THERE GU. >> Stephen: BEST EFFORT.

>> BEST EFFORT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: I BELIEVE-- I BELIEVE THAT THEY DO GIVE OUT A

NOBEL PRIZE IN BEST EFFORT.

>> IN BEST EFFORT.

IT'S "GOOD FOR YOU FOR DOING."

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THE PROJECT?

>> I WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS-- I WAS A VERY NERDY KID.

LOOK AT-- LOOK AT THE CASSIA WATCH.

LOOK AT THE FUTURE-TELLING GLASSES-- LOOK INTO MY EYES!

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE CRAZY BELTS THAT WERE, LIKE, MADE OUT OF

JUMPSUIT VINYL.

I COULD MAKE A PARACHUTE OUT OF IT.

I WAS THE WEIRDEST KID.

>> Stephen: SURE JIERVETION GROWING PLANTS WITH ULTRAVIOLET

BULBS BECAUSE I WAS A LAZY BASTARD.

THAT WAS THE EASY SCIENCE THING.

"I DON'T KNOW, WILL THE PLANT GROW BETTER IN LIGHT OR FAKE

LIGHT?" LOOK IT UP.

>> Stephen: UNLESS YOU'RE GROWING WEED.

>> IN WHICH CASE -- >> Stephen: YEAH, THAT HELPS.

>> I WAS A REALLY NERDY-- I WAS A REALLY NERDY KID.

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR WEIRDEST EXPRESSION OF IT.

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS WEIRD, BUT I HEARD YOU GROUP UP ON AN

ASHRAM?

>> NOT MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD, BUT MY PARENTS MOVED TO CALIFORNIA

IN THE 60s.

YOU KNOW, THEY MEDITATED AND THEY WERE VEGETARIANS.

AND I'VE BEEN THIS TALL, YOU GUYS, SINCE PRESCHOOL.

I'M NOT JOKING.

I WAS JUST BLACK-ZILLA, TRAMPLING CAUCASIAN KIDS,

SMEARING THOAM A PASTE ON THE PLAYGROUND.

AND THEN WHEN I WAS MAYBE EIGHT OR NINE, I LIVED IN AN ASHRAM

FOR A WHILE.

BUT IT WAS AN URBAN ASHRAM IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA.

>> Stephen: LIKE NAMASTE.

>> LIKE NAMASTE, MEDITATE, THE WHOLE NINE.

IT WAS KIND OF COOL BECAUSE IF YOU WERE A KID YOU COULD KIND OF

JAM AROUND ON YOUR OWN UNSUPERVISED.

>> Stephen: WAS IT A COMPOUND?

WAS IT A BUILDING?

>> IT WAS BOTH.

IT WAS A BUILDING AND A COMPOUND.

LOOK AT THAT.

TWO THINGS.

IT WAS A-- THAT'S NOT A WORD.

IT WAS, LIKE, A BIG BUILDING-- IT'S STILL THERE.

IT'S BEEN THERE FOR, LIKE, 40 YEARS.

>> Stephen: WHAT'S IT CALLED?

>> I CAN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE I BLACKED THAT WHOLE PART OF MY

LIFE OUT.

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT-- I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT IN THERAPY.

THERE WERE FUN PARTS, LIKE THE KIND OF INDEPENDENCE, YOU WHERE

YOU HAD TO DO CHORES.

AND THE FOOD WAS A BUMMER, MAN.

>> Stephen: A LOT OF CHICOPEES.

>> A LOT OF CHICK PEAAS IS.

GROUND UP, LEFT ON THE DOORSTEP.

>> Stephen: BUT VEGETARIAN.

>> AND THERE WAS A BREAKFAST ITEM CALLED SOUR CEREAL, WHICH

IF YOU'RE A KID HAS TO BE THE WORST POSSIBLE THING TO PUT IN

YOUR MOUTH.

ALL OTHER KIDS GET MARSHMALLOWS, OR CHARMS.

SOMETHING THAT TURNS YOUR MILK BLACK.

THE MILK IS SO CHOCOLATY IT'S BLACK, SLUDGE.

AND I GOT SOUR CEREAL.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS SOUR SEALAR?

>> IT'S GROUND UP GRAIN, COCONUT, SPICES, AND MY OWN

SALTY TEARS, MY FRIEND.

>> Stephen: WAS THIS-- WAS THIS A CULT?

>> IT WASN'T A CULT.

THEY'RE STILL THERE.

>> Stephen: IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT A CULT!

CULTS CAN LAST A LONG TIME!

I'M A CATHOLIC!

>> THAT CURL CULT HAS STAYING POWER.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> IT REALLY STUCK IN THERE.

>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

NOT A CULT, THOUGH.

>> THAT CULT HAS LEGS.

JUST HIPPIES MEDITATING AND STUFF.

>> Stephen: THAT'S COOL.

>> YOU KNOW HOW HIPPIES DO.

>> Stephen: YOU GREW UP WITH YOUR DAD, RIGHT?

>> MY PARENTS SEPARATED WHEN I WAS 10.

>> Stephen: WAS HE STRICT DAD, FUN DAD?

>> MY DAD WAS A FUNNILY STRICT DAD.

>> Stephen: FUNNILY STRICT.

>> FUNNILY STRICT.

MY DAD-- I LOVE HIM.

HE'S STILL AROUND.

HI, DAD!

AND HE HAD A LOT OF SAYINGS.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> AND HE WOULD GIVE ME THESE LITTLE MOTTOES.

AND ONE OF THEM WAS WHEN I WOULD LEAVE THE HOUSE HE WOULD GO,

"KEEP YOUR GRADES AND YOUR DRAWS UP."

THAT WAS A FAVORITE.

HE SAID THAT TO ME UNTIL I WAS, LIKE, 35.

AND ANOTHER ONE-- THIS IS WHEN I WAS PRETTY YOUNG.

WE HAD THIS LITTLE BACK-AND-FORECAST.

AND I'D LEAVE AND HE'D STOP ME ON THE STAIRS AND SAY, "WHO'S

DAY IS IT?" I SAID, "MY DAY."

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT?"

"I GRAB IT BY THE (BLEEP)."

>> Stephen: KEEP YOUR DRAWS UP AND GRAB IT BY THE (BLEEP).

>> WHICH WOULD ALSO BE GOOD IN CERTAIN DATING SITUATIONS.

AND HE WOULD SAY, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?"

AND I WOULD HAVE TO SAY, "AND TWIST AND TWIST!"

>> Stephen: SERIOUSLY.

WOW, WOW.

>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS VERY-- IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE.

IT WAS EFFECTIVE MESSAGING, EFFECTIVE DAD MESSAGING.

>> Stephen: THAT'S VERY SWEET.

>> YEAH.

MY DAD EYE WROTE ABOUT THIS IN MY BOOK, BUT, LIKE, A SINGLE

FATHER OF A DAUGHTER, LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD IS JUST, LIKE,

BROKEN GLASS AND OPEN LAVA PITS.

AND YOUR DAUGHTER IS LIKE THIS LITTLE KITTEN, AND YOU'RE LIKE

HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE THIS TINY KITTEN STRONG ENOUGH TO WEATHER

ALL OF THESE TERRIBLE DANGERS?

SO HE WOULD JUST SCREAM AT ME ABOUT TESTICLES TO MAKE ME TOUGH

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: AND KEEP YOU IN THE ASHRAM.

E.P.A. YOU IN THE ASHRAM.

NOW YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL CAREER, AND NOW YOU'RE

DIRECTING. >> YEAH.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE CALLED "AXIS."

>> "AXIS," YES.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT?

>> "AXIS" IS A THRILLER.

IT'S A REALLY UNIQUE MOVIE.

IT'S ABOUT AN AGENCY-PATRIOT IRISH ACTOR WHO LIVES IN L.A.

HAD SUCCESS EARLY ON HIS CAREER AND, YOU KNOW, MADE A LOT OF

MONEY, A SINGLE GUY WITH DEEP POCKETS AND PARTIED A LOT.

AND HE KIND OF MADE A MESS OF HIS LIFE.

IN THE MOVIE HE'S REALLY TRYING TO MUTT HIS LIFE BACK TOGETHER.

HE'S TRYING TO BE A BETTER VERSION OF HIMSELF.

WE CAN ALL RELATE.

YOU'RE NIGHT BAD PERSON, BUT YOU'VE DONE A FEW BAD THINGS.

YOU'RE TRYING TO BE A BETTER VERSION OF YOURSELF.

THE WHOLE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN A CAR DRIVING THROUGH L.A., IN

REAL TIME, AS HE'S DRIVING TO MEET THE PERSON HE LOVES, HIS

WHOLE LIFE STARTS TO CRUMBLE DOWN AROUND HIM.

IT'S ABOUT A GUY TRYING TO HOLD HIS LIFE TOGETHER, TRYING TO

HOLD HIS RELATIONSHIPS TOGETHER, AND STAY SOBER.

WHICH SOUNDS LIKE -- >> Stephen: WHILE HE'S

DRIVING.

>> WHILE HE'S DRIVING, WHILE HE'S DRIVING, WHICH IS HARD TO

DO.

IT SOUNDS LEAK A BUMMER BUT IT'S CAPTIVATING AND FUNNY.

IT'S VERY DARKLY FUNNY.

AND THE LEAD ACTOR, EMMETT HUGHES, HE WROTE THE FILM, AND

INTRODUCING HIM,,S YOU HE'S A NEWCOMER AND A SENSATIONAL

ACTOR. >> Stephen: ARE YOU IN IT?

>> I'M IN IT.

HE CARRIES THE FILM.

HE'S ON THE SCREEN THE WHOLE TIME.

I'M IN IT.

SAM ROCKWELL IS IN IT.

HE WASN'T AN OSCAR WINNER BEFORE THE MOVIE BUT HE IS NOW.

YOU'RE WELCOME, SAM.

>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

>> HE PHONED IN HIS ROLE.

HE DID IT ON THE SHOW WHILE FILMING THE "BILLBOARDS" AND THE

PEOPLE LOVE, THOMAS GIBSON, AND THEN I WENT TO ALL MY FRIENDS

AND BEGGED THEM TO WORK FOR FREE.

THEY'RE OF THEY WERE REALLY NICE ABOUT IT, TO A POINT, ANYWAY.

>> Stephen: LOVELY TO MEET YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

>> Stephen: "AXIS" IS NOW AVAILABLE ON DEMAND.

AISHA TYLER, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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Martin Short Owns The World's Fattest Dog - Duration: 4:26.

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK WITH THE LOVELY AND

TALENTED MARTIN SHORT.

>> I HEAR HE'S FUN.

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE WITH ANOTHER ONE OF MY COMEDIC

HEROES.

YOU'RE TOURING WITH STEVE MARTIN.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: YOU'VE BEEN TOURING FOR A FEW YEARS NOW,

RIGHT?

>> IN A SHOW CALLED "AN EVENING YOU WILL NENEVER FORGET FOR THE

REST OF YOUR LIFE."

WE ALSO CALL IT "SEE THEM BEFORE THEY'RE DEAD."

>> Stephen: WHAT CAN ONE EXPECT, WHAT CAN ONE EXPECT OF

AN EVENING WITH THE MARTINS?

>> IT'S VERY LOOSE, IT'S VERY FUN.

WE STARTED OFF KIND OF-- WE KEEP EVOLVING IT.

AND STEVE IS ALWAYS WRITING.

STEVE-- LOOK, HE'S OLDER.

I MEAN, NOW-- NO, REALLY.

WHEN THE CURTAIN GOES UP, HE JUST GOES, "JESUS, I'M READY."

AND HE HEADS TOWARDS THE LIGHT.

AND, YOU KNOW,...

( LAUGHTER ) BUT HE IS ONE OF THE... ONE OF

MY GREAT FRIENDS, UNLESS YOU NEED A FAVOR.

THEN HE'S NOT THERE FOR YOU.

>> Stephen: YEAH, UH-HUH.

( LAUGHTER ) >> BUT I'M CLOSE TO HIM NOT

BECAUSE HE'S SUCCESSFUL OR RICH.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> BECAUSE HE'S BOTH.

( LAUGHTER ) HE'S-- BUT HE'S-- YOU KNOW, HE'S

A GENIUS.

>> Stephen: SURE, SURE.

>> HE'S A RENAISSANCE GENIUS.

AND THERE'S NO ONE FUNNIER.

>> Stephen: YOU MIGHT BE FUNNIER.

>> I GUESS, YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ) NOW THAT I THINK OF IT-- OH,

YEAH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD A CANE ON STAGE?

>> I DID IT WAS HORRIBLE.

>> Stephen: WHY?

>> I FELL OVER-- I HAVE THE FATTEST DOG IN THE HISTORY OF

DOGS.

ANY FAT DOG-- IT'S A BETTY CROCKER SPANIEL, WHICH IS VERY

UNUSUAL.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: UH-HUH...

>> EVEN THE WORMS IN HIS STOOL HAVE TYPE TWO DIABETES.

MY POINT IS, HE'S A HEAVYSET DOG.

>> Stephen: IT'S A FAT DOG.

>> IT'S A FAT DOG.

AND WHEN YOU WALK HIM, THE NEIGHBORS GO, "WHY IS RUSH

LIMBAUGH ON ALL FOURS."

IT'S A HEAVY, OR-- HOW DO I DESCRIBE IT?

OR HAVE I?

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT.

>> IT'S HILARIOUS.

STEVE, THOUGH, EXPLAINED IT THIS WAY TO THE AUDIENCE.

HE SAID-- SO I DID HAVE TO DO THE SHOW WITH A CANE FOR FOUR

SHOWS BECAUSE THE KNEE WAS ALL SCREWED UP.

>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU-- YOU SAID, "I HAVE A FAT DOG," AND

THAT'S ALL YOU SAID.

YOU HAVEN'T EXPLAINED WHY YOU NEEDED A CANE.

I SAID, "WHY DID YOU NEED A CANE?"

YOU SAID, ," I HAVE A FAT DOG," MOVING ON.

>> YOU TRY LIFTING FOOD FROM GELSON'S EVERY DAY.

IT HURTS YOU.

NO, NO, HE WENT AFTER A LITTLE YORKIE--

( BARKING ) AND I WENT DOWN.

HE TRIPPED ME AND I WENT DOWN.

>> Stephen: WHAT I LIKE ABOUT A LOT OF YOUR SENTENCES IS THEY

DON'T HAVE A LOT OF WORDS IN THEM.

JUST NOUNS, SOUND EFFECT, OBJECT.

IT'S REALLY-- >> RUFF, RUFF.

( GROWLING ).

>> Stephen: YOU ARE THE GREATEST TALK SHOW GUEST OF ALL

TIME.

>> OH I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE.

>> Stephen: NO, JUST ABSOLUTELY-- UNTIL AISHA TYLER

GETS OUT HERE, ARE YOU NUMBER ONE.

>> HEY, WE WERE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER.

>> Stephen: YOU AND AISHA TYLER.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THE MOVIE.

>> "SANTA CLAUS 3."

THANK YOU, THANKS FOR REMEMBERING.

>> WHO DID YOU PLAY?

>> I PLAYED JACK FROST!

>> Stephen: WAS HE EVIL?

>> HE WASN'T EXACTLY MY BEST WORK BUT...

>> Stephen: I'M NOT ASKING IF IT WAS EVIL FOR YOU TO HAVE DONE

IT?

WAS THE CHARACTER-- >> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT --

>> Stephen: WAS THE FILM ITSELF AN ACT OF EVIL?

>> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WAS IT EVIL FOR THE AUDIENCE TO WATCH.

>> Stephen: NO, NO.

>> YES, I WAS-- OH, I WAS EVIL, YES.

I WAS EVIL.

AND SHE PLAYED MOTHER NATURE.

>> Stephen: OH, REALLY.

I'LL BUY THAT.

WORST MOVIE YOU WERE EVER IN?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU CAN SEE MARTIN SHORT AND STEVE MARTIN'S "AN EVENING YOU

WILL FORGET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE" THIS MAY IN IOWA,

MICHIGAN AND OHIO, YOU LUCKY STATES.

TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT stevemartin.com.

MARTIN SHORT, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH AISHA TYLER.

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VLOG: IT'LL BE ALLRIGHT | Finnish video - Duration: 6:21.

Good morning, today it's Tuesday, it's about nine thirty. I'm just having some morning coffee.

I have a bit of a headache today, I don't know why. Maybe I haven't had enough water or... coffee.

But, a little fresh air will definitely help. First on the agenda today, or first thing I need to do

I have to go to the post office, I need to send off our wedding invitations.

This pile is going abroad and this one to Finland. We're sending them to the US, UK, Sweden and Norway.

This Finland pile is smaller because we're giving many of them ourselves here at home.

I still need to Dave's granddad's address still... so once I get that, we can get going.

All right so I just came back home. I still have a bit of a headache, I don't know why.

I'm maybe feeling a little bit... not sick but maybe a little poorly.

I don't know what's going on so we'll see how this day continues... I made myself some tea, that always helps

So... it'll all be allright

Now it's already six o'clock in the evening...

I did some work, I edited and stuff like that and then my parents came over and my mom saw straight away that

I wasn't quite all right.

And turns out I had 37,3 so a little bit of a temperature so... that's probably why I had a headache.

But anyway, I'm feeling ok at the moment, Dave just went out for drinks with some people from Splay

I was supposed to go with but I just couldn't so... sucks.

This was this day, but! This is what I'll do, I'll film some more tomorrow because tomorrow...

... this is happening. Finally! We're going with my sister to Stockmann's Hullut Päivät (sales event)

Hopefully I'm feeling better tomorrow so that we can go.

But yeah so let's say thanks for today and goodbye for now and I'll see you tomorrow.

Hullut Päivät was everything I wanted it to be. I'm feeling a bit better today thank god.

I have some work to do and what else... oh and later tonight we once again have one of these preview events

Today's movie is Rampage. It's... Dwayne - is he called Dwayne Johnson? The Rock?

The Rock's new movie Rampage. So, we'll see if it's good or not.

We just got back home. Dave's making us some food there in the kitchen. The movie was quite good.

I enjoyed it. The Rock is always the boss.

It's now quarter past 8. So we're just gonna eat and then we'll go to bed. Standard evening.

Thanks for watching, I hope you enjoyed this video and I'll see you again in a few days. Bye!

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After Zuckerberg's Hearing Diamond And Silk Reveal What's Really Happening(VIDEO)!!! - Duration: 9:59.

After Zuckerberg's Hearing Diamond And Silk Reveal What's Really Happening

Facebook's alleged censorship of conservatives taking center stage

yesterday on Capitol Hill senator Ted Cruz grilling Mark Zuckerberg

specifically about diamond and silk and most recently blocked Trump supporters

diamond and silks page with 1.2 million Facebook followers after determining

their content and brand were quote unsafe to the community to a great many

Americans that appears to be a pervasive pattern of political biased I understand

where that concern is coming from because Facebook in the tech industry or

located in Silicon Valley which is an extremely left-leaning place and this is

actually a concern that I have and that I try to root out in the company was

that a good enough answer here to respond social media stars and Trump

supporters diamond and silk diamond itself good morning to you morning where

your ears we're your ears burning yesterday because Ted Cruz and mr.

Zuckerberg were both talking about you yeah they were burning we saw everything

that went down but you know what here's the deal if Mark Zuckerberg first of all

he really didn't answer the question right but if he was concerned about his

platform being a place for all ideas then why would he put algorithms in

place to censor some ideas and why does he turn in Facebook into a political

playground for Democrats mm-hmm that's what he's doing he's so concerned about

the midterms of 2018 midterms because he don't want any interference it looked

like he's trying to interfere and an election is what we see that's her so he

really didn't answer the question as to why he's deeming us to conservatives as

if we are unsafe to the community well we really did what's your status right

now how did you get why I heard you reinstate you know you're reinstated

you're no longer being pushed aside so how are you informed and what's your

status now we were never we never communicated with Facebook Facebook

never reached out to us never called us we never spoke to Facebook that's the

number one thing we were never taken down we were still up but there's a

rhythms on our page that will not allow our viewers and our followers and our

fans to see our content we're not coming up in their newsfeed we're getting

messages still listen I put you all to default and it went back to the other

default well I can't view your stuff so Facebook

need to take off all of those algorithms that's right pull them off of our page

not only our page but all conservative pages take that stuff off of our page so

that our fans the people that we built our face around can see and view

archives they deemed you as unsafe if you could set face to face with Mark

Zuckerberg I assume you would say yes that you'd want to do that what would

you say to him I will let him know that we are not unsafe we are not animals we

are two black chicks that's down with politics that's patriotic that loves our

country that loves our president and that loves his agenda that's right and

then I would tell him what matters he need to put in place so that everybody

can be protected this is really an easy fix

that's right sure you know he's gonna sit down in front of a House committee

later today there might be a member of the House of Representatives watching

right now what question would you like them to ask of the CEO of Facebook why

is he being biased towards conservatives that's Republicans people that support

our president and why is he trying to turn his platform into a political play

ground and what is he gonna do to rectify this with diamond and silver

because we are not unsafe to our committee what did you think when you

brought up though and why not question what is so unsafe about two black women

supporting the President of the United States Donald J Trump what do you think

when when he when Ted Cruz said diamond and silk in front of Mark Zuckerberg

this famous gazillionaire I was first smiling from ear-to-ear

and I really appreciate senator Ted Cruz thank you so much yeah

answer to Tim Scott thank both of them so much for just putting it out there

because they spoke for the little people that's right oh they spoke for our

little voices and I appreciate that but I think that one of the headline

stories is nothing's changed you're still being algorithms

down and still being rocked yeah and let me tell you something there's got to be

an even playing field that's right if Mark Zuckerberg can't make this an even

playing field Facebook book that's going to be the

face without the book in the book with no pages we're done with this Fox Fox

News viewers are probably their biggest users so they better watch what they're

doing thanks guys thanks ladies Facebook's treatment of diamond and silk

is just the latest example of censoring conservatives voices the pro Trump

sisters became a hot topic during Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg second day

of grilling on Capitol Hill today do you subjectively manipulate your algorithms

to prioritize or censor speech congresswoman we don't think about what

we're doing a censoring speech I think there are there are types of content

like terrorism that I think that we all agree we do not want to have on our

service so we build systems that can identify those and can remove that

content and we're very proud of that work let me tell you something right now

I dominance silk is not terrorism thing let's get reaction for the ladies

themselves joining the angle now the one and only diamond and silk okay

diamond let's start with you Marsha Blackburn jumped on that because Mark

Zuckerberg will worry about terrorism I'm looking at you too

I don't see any terrorism I don't see any threat to the community standards or

whatever the heck their justification is I don't see any of it what did you think

about the play that you guys both got at this hearing and did you get any

satisfaction from what Mark Zuckerberg said well first of all I appreciate

everyone that really stood up for us in our platform and even other

conservatives and with Mark Zuckerberg I was happy to hear him omit that they

made a mistake so now it's time for him to rectify that mistake

I would like we would like to sit down and talk directly to Mark Zuckerberg

so that he can rectify this here and make this right well congressman Barton

brought you both up as well let's play this so people understand what you're

referring to we have the sound bite please ask mr. Zuckerberg why is

Facebook censoring conservative bloggers such as diamond and silk Facebook called

them unsafe to the community that is ludicrous

they hold conservative views that isn't unsafe what's your response to

congressman in that specific case our team made an enforcement error and we

have already gotten in touch with them to reverse it did you get contacted by

Facebook and has this been reversed no we have not been in communication with

Facebook we have not been contacted we have not spoken to anyone over the phone

so that was a lie wait a second this is the second night we've had you on the

second time Facebook has said they have contacted you and this has been dealt

with and this is the second night you said no contact I mean you guys are

either not telling the truth or Facebook and I'm sorry I trust you guys not

Facebook in this circumstance I mean it is you checked your messages I mean is

your mailbox full like what's going on if you go to the side of our Facebook

page right now you will see what people are still having issues with liking and

following our page the same algorithms are still there nothing has been

resolved no one has been in communication with diamond Asil all

right they gotta get in touch with you all right guys there's a headline out

today by this thing called griot here it is black Trump supporters and Fox News

puppets diamond and silk accuse Facebook of discrimination they call you Fox News

puppets then they say viral court jesters diamond and silk are easily

president Trump's most vocal black supporters and have made a name for

themselves dancing for him and his administration your reaction well you

have to understand that that publication is just a envious publication it's a

very small my new publication and they're just trying to use us as

clique base because they know nobody ever read their stuff and they put this

stuff out on Facebook they have hardly any views so they have to use diamond

and silk name in order for someone to enjoy reading what does joy reads role

and that she has some connection to yes for two years yeah well editor-in-chief

Rosanna calls you comedians and she said to stop censoring them are you comedians

ladies I don't think that we're comedians but what we say may be comic

or may be funny cuz but we really be telling the truth we're trying not to be

so funny but it comes down but I like it okay you can have fun ladies you can

have fun and do politics and you do that and I love it I love it

Facebook get in touch with diamond and silk ladies thanks so much thank you god

bless you and God bless america

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The Chairma's Ear - S03E04 - IV Commonwealth/PPR encore - Duration: 14:36.

Ladies, listen

It went quite well...

with Rysiek... but this is only the first stage

Yes, we handled Rysiek, but this is just the beginning

We may not like each other...

We don't like each other...

but we bite our lips and stand together

We set aside our differences and pursue a common goal

My vagina belongs to me!

And... what is the goal?

We take everything to the left of PiS

Kamila...

I set goals here

I am the leader, not you

If I hadn't supported you, you wouldn't be

Well...

Then we still would have Rysiek

So, it might be better that we have her...

We will see

Ladies

how are we supposed to do anything without any money?

Save the women!

Rysiek's not with us...

What? Rysiek snot?

Rysiek-is-not

And if there is no Rysiek, there is no money

He got the money with a lick and a promise

He had contacts...

No more women dictatorship!

We're broke

So, we need to...

...organize a collection... - We need to start a fundraiser

Will you...

stop...

repeating everything I say

only using different words?

When you stop talking first, I won't have to repeat what you say

Anyway, a "fundraiser" sounds much better than a "collection"

A fundraiser collects money

A collector collects funds. - Stop it!

Local elections are coming. If we lose, we're done!

We have to meet with Grzesiek and talk things through

Agreed. - Right

You see?

I wouldn't kill you to say "agreed"

if we agree, instead of "right"?

It wouldn't! But I don't have to. This is a democratic party!

We want a doctor, not a prosecutor!

Shit...

What brings me here?

Admiration

Authentic respect

and a sincere desire to thank you

That's funny

you, Leszek from SLD, thank me? For what?

In '89 it seemed

that the project my life depended on

- PPR -

was going to fall

That my friends and I lost

I mean

the guys from the services were still trying

cheating... Some partnerships, enfranchisements

generally - a sham

Socialism went bankrupt

The dissolution of the Soviet Union

Total catastrophe!

Better dead...

...than red! - Mariusz!

I don't take offense

You can say everything

But it's important what you do

And even more important

how you finish

Why have you dressed like that?

Why?

After all, I'm the first soldier of the Commonwealth!

Don't compromise yourself! Take it off right now

Yes sir!

Take it off!

Dear ladies, first and foremost I would like to thank you for inviting me to this

lavish dinner

I feel like an American secretary of state

I don't even remember the last time I've eaten salty sticks

With Rysiek we discussed indulging ourselves with cheeses...

wines...

and grapes

But Rysiek is no more

Forget about him, sir

Don't remember about him, sir

Now, it's us - women

No more women dictatorship!

It really got ultra-modern

Except uteruses we also have brains!

We'd like to

propose a joint list for local government elections

To be together in the elections

And then what?

We share the candidates for presidents of cities fifty-fifty

Equally

Is that so?

Mateusz, sadly, women will overthrow your government badly!

Dear ladies

you don't even have any money

without Rysiek

You are like

Christmas tree without roots in a pot

- it will live for a while

and wither

We've got

ambitions and... the will to fight

we've got enthusiasm and we're very brave

Anyway...

forget

the money. What you need are names

Well known

identifiable

faces

Locomotives

And Rysiek - was such a name

But Rysiek is finished. - Disgraced!

And besides

Rysiek

is a diminutive

not a name

From: Ryszard

Girls... what do you want to trade with me?

Think it over and let's talk again

Sleep on it

Sleep on it yourself!

You'd better...

get some sleep!

Take your hands off our wombs!

What are you saying? IV Commonwealth is PPR encore?

Well...

you praised Gierek for being a patriot

After all, it's neo-communism as far as the eye can see

The First Secretary rules

Political office, party, conventions...

party television, party press... - Oh, come on...

Communism was gone once and for all

"Pilot, aviator...

astronaut...

the pride of our days!"

Kolobrzeg - do you remember?

Those were the days! I wish they were back

What?

That uniform

Airforce is also bad?

So why did you make me

a minister? I can't even dress up like a real soldier?

Mariusz...

Yes sir!

Mariusz!

Is everyone on this post getting stupid?

Healthy Poland - rotten West, right?

Honest people -

lying elites

Good rulers -

opposition financed

by CIA

Everything is the same as before

What's wrong? - I'm sorry. Memories...

Don't cry

And we attack different professions

judges, doctors...

Do you want 500 PLN? Here you are!

Doesn't matter if you're standing or lying down...

No no no. It's not like that

And the best -

telling people how to live

because the rulers know better

Bringing up a new citizen:

don't work on Sunday

rest, pray

don't breed animals

don't drink alcohol after 10 p.m.

...but procreate

"A stewardess and a sailor

what a good joke!

How really difficult

it is for them to cope!"

What?

Admiral is no good either?

It's a rear admiral!

I knew a navy blue would be better...

Mariusz...

Mariusz...

Yes sir...

With communism

we also didn't accept refugees

and we didn't like Germans, just like today

My God...

My whole youth

So...

I chased them off

I said that I don't have any mates there if you're not there

And I don't need any partners, I'm married

I'll be honest with you:

I don't accept that you're not there

And that's okey-dokey. All's dandy. Forget it

I'll start something new. Mine. - What?

I have a plan planned

Listen, Rysiek... Why don't you...

join me?

You?

For real?

I'm from Opole

You're from Wroclaw...

We need to stick together

Well...

we play together...

like check and mate

I'm offering you... the finance minister in the Shadow Cabinet...

Really?

...and the deputy prime minister. What the hell!

So, in politics

friendship is a real deal

Of course!

Oh, listen... friend

You had your ways of getting money in Modern, right?

Do you still have these contacts?

Deputy Prime Minister...

Sure! Why?

Just asking... like one friend...

to another

Our judges

our prosecutors

our priests

patriots...

but also, the nationalization of banks

100% communism

Come on!

Back then

people were dying, they were beaten

put into prisons...

Some were in prison, some not... OK, that wasn't fair

A man can be destroyed in so many ways. - Leszek...

What are you getting at?

I offer you my services as the deputy prime minister

You can't be serious. - Why not?

There's no room for Antoni, because

you're moving more to the left, so it's more for me

That's too bold...

Why "too bold"? Your followers will buy everything

They bought the fact that you dumped Beata, Antoni... that you took on a bankster

for prime minister, they'll love me too

just tell them to trust you

But you belonged to PUWP

Now I'll belong to PiS

It's not such a big difference

There are many comrades in your party already

My vita is beautiful

I didn't put people in prison

I didn't order people to shoot, thanks to me Poland entered the Union, NATO, Afghanistan

But you belonged to Self-Defence

Together with your beloved Rysiek. And am I worse than him?

And I don't like those old Solidarity fighters, just like you

That Wladek who was lying on Krakowskie Street...

Bolek

who was signing... that Henryka, what supposedly stopped the tram...

I don't like them as much as you!

Perhaps a bit less

I don't like Adam from "Wyborcza" either

I was his fault my government fell. The magazine...

What do you say...

comrade Jaroslaw?

Take it easy, girls

Grzesiek is a sly fox...

A cunning coyote!

...but he is compromised

Your tombs, our wombs!

Umm... why?

Well, he's compromised by his friendship with Rysiek, who is compromised to the square root

Why don't we dump him and talk with the left wing?

I suggest to ignore him and take a step towards the left

Who exactly?

Exactly Adrian and Barbara

because they are not discredited

O! Barbara!

I want to tell you, that I'm finished with you after this embarrassment

What embarrassment? - What are you talking about?

You have the nerve to ask?

You claim to be so modern and when it comes down to it...

Even the Chairman voted for women!

I'm finished with us as well. - Screw you!

I wonder who's screwing who

to start with

Adrian!

What?

I want to unite the left wing

Mhm... meaning who?

Meaning me, you, The Greens, the ones about vaginas, Leszek and Wlodek

We can't count on the spinsters from Modern because they are a disgrace

What Wlodek?

The one in the yellow sweater

But... please don't compromise yourself!

But Adrian... - But Baska! Screw you!

Mr Wlodek!

Mr Wlodek...

The united left wing

You, I, Leszek, The Greens, the ones about vaginas...

and Adrian

What Adrian?

Well, that lumpish one from Together

Please, don't compromise yourself Ms Barbara

This Adrian is

an embarrassment of the left!

At least he's wearing a sweater

Leszek?

Leszek...

there is an idea

to unite the left wing

Why don't you join us?

No, my child

I play in a different league than your vagina girls

I will compromise myself now in quite a different company

What company?

Figure it out on yourself, Basia

If not vaginas, then ...?

"Golden rims, golden rims

like the Sun in July..."

Now good?

Now good

You are

a serious Minister of National Defense

Not a clown

Swear that you will stop compromising yourself

I swear!

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Hi, everyone! I'm dancer Dong-Jin, Son Today we're going to do "Fire" by BTS

This time let me explain the 2nd Verse Part B in details

We're going to start from the last step in episode #5

Stand up slowly, look at the front and do your own gesture

Walk and look at the back, put right hand on your jaw

Look at the front and bounce shoulders 2 times

Then we do same steps like before,

place right hand at the back head and wave left hand One, two and hands are on waist

Again the other side, one, two, right foot, one, two

Do your own gestures again

Last part is same, one, pull your right knee, kick, sit and stand up

This time, let me explain the 2nd Verse Part B with counts

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Garmin is

taking motorcycle navigation technology a step further by incorporating more connectivity

features and live alerts into its Zumo line of products.

It developed the all-new Zumo 396 LMT-S specifically for adventurous riders who want to keep their

phone in their jacket pocket as they hit the open road.

The newest, smartest member of the Zumo family boasts a 4.3-inch touch-sensitive display

designed so riders can navigate the various menus even while wearing gloves.

If you drive a car, your GPS usually sits on the windshield or in the glove box; that's

a relatively easy life.

On a motorcycle, the device regularly gets exposed to the elements.

To that end, Garmin promises fuel vapors, UV rays, and even harsh weather won't damage

the 396 LMT-S.

At its core, the 396 LMT-S functions like all GPS systems do.

It provides turn-by-turn navigation to help riders find the fastest, safest, or most efficient

way to travel from point A to point B. It has a few more tricks up its sleeve, though.

Owners can pair their Bluetooth-enabled device to the 396 LMT-S using the Garmin Smartphone

Link application, which gives them access to a range of free live services including

real-time weather and traffic information.

It's compatible with Android and Apple devices.

And users can also make hands-free phone calls, a feature just as significant on two wheels

as it is on four.

Previously, keeping a GPS up to date involved connecting it to a computer and downloading

the latest maps.

Not anymore.

The 396 LMT-S' built-in Wi-Fi compatibility lets riders keep software, maps, and points

of interest current.

Internet connectivity also helps them stay connected by sharing their location and their

favorite routes with other riders.

And, because a road trip isn't just about the road, it also provides TripAdvisor ratings

for restaurants, hotels, and noteworthy attractions encountered along the route.

Speaking of the route, the 396 provides two main options.

The basic route finder places riders on the most straightforward path to their destination.

The Adventurous Routing option limits major highways and sends riders on small, windy

back roads.

Finally, Garmin added a feature called Automatic Incident Notification that automatically sends

a text message containing precise GPS coordinates to a predetermined phone number if it senses

something went wrong; if the bike crashed, for example.

It also gives information about railroad crossings, sharp curves, state-by-state helmet laws,

and those pesky speed cameras encountered along the way.

Garmin will begin selling the Zumo 396 LMT-S this month.

Pricing starts at $400.

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Daymond John Makes A Deal With This Bodybuilder On The Tank - Duration: 7:30.

Best of Shark Tank TV

Daymond John Makes A Deal With This Bodybuilder On The Tank

hello sharks my name is Stan efforting my company is

the cooler and i'm asking for $50,000 in exchange for 15% of my company

i'm an IFBB professional bodybuilder and world-record power lifter known

throughout the industry as the white rhino and I'm the reigning title holder

of the mr. Olympius world's strongest pro bodybuilders bank I've been trading

amateur and professional athletes for over 25 years and I tell my athletes if

you want to press a 200 pound dumbbell overhead then you'd better get proper

nutrition before your workout and if you want a deadlift 600 pounds

then you'd better stay hydrated and if you want to flip an 800-pound

tire you better get plenty of protein to recover from your workout that's why I

invented the cooler it's the world's only cooler with in a cooler first it's

a double wall insulated cooler that holds a gallon of ice water that you can

drink while exercising or throughout the day if you want a protein shake or a

energy drink while you're training here you go ice cool if you want a snack or a

meal replacement drink after the cooler comes with the second shaker bottle I

designed it to hold some protein or carbohydrate powder for your post

exercise nutrition now remember the ice water goes in here and when the shakers

go in the water keeps them cold the cooler keeps three drinks

all together inside one ice cold container so what do you say sharks you

won't find a cooler business for your investments together we could crush the

competition I have some samples thank you

thank you I can really see the supplying two heavy-duty lifting people because

they always have the protein shakes always have the water it's locked

containers but do you see it as a wide product I think the average guy would

use it because I I noticed the average guys in the gyms all the time if their

gym bags are loaded with multiple different drinks you know first of all

the average girl should be included here but when you think your anniversa ly

about a product you want to have it be convenient for a broad mass audience

because listen white rhino I said to little skepticism amongst the Sharks but

you could blow that away by telling us you've sold a lot of them well I've been

16 months on the market I've sold 120 thousand dollars worth of product how

did you sell that's not bad that's not bad at all I have a national distributor

the largest one in the country has seven regional warehouses and they supply over

30,000 locations what kind of locations General Nutrition Center or Vitamin

Shoppe mom-and-pop nutrition stores it's selling any online I am half of my sales

are online why do you sell it for I pay $7 I sell it for 30 to 95 so

you've made some decent money off of this it pays for itself

I'm breakeven thus far on an aggressive travel schedule I've traveled all over

the country with all the different shows yes when I go to the Expos I expect

bodybuilders and power lifters to come up and buy my product but I find that

over half of the consumers are moms and dads children police officers and

firemen just telling me a soccer mom the line in the road absolutely there's 30

million kids a year that sign up for kids sports stay what's been your

biggest challenge why haven't you sold a million dollars worth as opposed to 20

my biggest challenge is when it sits on the Shelf at a store you can't tell what

it is or what it does right I have to touch every customer and what I want to

do now is I want to try and utilize either an infomercial or a QVC style

presentation to talk to those soccer moms to show them the benefits of the

product so I can reach thousands of people at once what's your background

have any other business Fisher run I do it might be easy to judge this book by

its cover but I've turned three startup companies

into multi-million dollar businesses and I started an engineering firm last year

we did five million dollars in gross sales now I became a silent partner in

that firm a year and a half ago so I could focus full-time on the cooler you

know wiper I know you're an impressive guy when you first walked out here I

thought okay meathead guy but you've got a really

good background love the passion and like what you've done and you're you're

the brand kind of thing but it's extremely vertical and danisha

I don't think I'm gonna make any money I like you white right now I really do but

I know Thank You mr. Wong here's what I see Stan it's a good idea you know how

to sell it but what's missing is an accelerant I don't see what that

accelerant is it's gonna take your and a hand combat to sell it that's a problem

for me and so for those reasons I'm out okay thank you

when I invest in a product I like something that I can sell to all my

customers this is very very neat you spoke about it's great great infomercial

the thing a lot of people don't understand is is that infomercials are

extremely difficult nine HUD have 10 fail this on QVC because of your

audience which i think is much more sports oriented and that I don't see as

a heavy QVC watching audience I'm sorry I see the opposite I think you're trying

to make a niche product and appeal to to why the base I wish it was a more

hardcore I know thank you Damon that leaves you and me and I need

help carrying his tire out of here so I'm gonna make a video I know it

definitely doesn't look like it but I have a lot to do with Fitness we're late

yeah I just sold my CrossFit because you don't look like body no huh you're the

reverse are you saying Damon's that before II think so

yeah all right I'm gonna make you an offer buddy

so over here come 50,000 for 15% are you sure you want to make the white rhino

mad but get ugly here yeah okay so I'll give you $50,000 for a third of the

company I think that's a fair off but before I make a final decision I do have

to ask the big guns

guys Damon you gotta do just don't squeeze man I think I made a great deal

Damon understands the industry he understood the product he knows the

players so it was these match what we know now is the white rhino has a new

partner the Black Riders a something else we're

never gonna have a disagreement

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How to Export and Import 3ds Max CAT Rig and Animations into Unreal Engine - Duration: 7:04.

Hey, fellow animators, I'm Miloš Černý and today we are going to take a look at

another exciting topic, and that is, how to export and import CAT rig and animations into the Unreal engine.

In the previous tutorial, we learnt how to correctly create a CAT rig, to be compatible

with game engines.

Link is in the top right corner or below the video if you want to watch that first.

We explained how to set up the root bone in CAT and why do we need it.

In this video we will use exactly the same rig.

But first, let's think about what we actually need to export.

We can separate files into two categories.

Model and animations.

The Model contains skeleton in it's default pose and mesh of the model as well.

If you have just one mesh variation for the model you will have just one file in this category.

But you can have more of course.

For example if this wolf had a female version.

Or if the different animal had the same skeleton as this.

Like a dog maybe or something like that.

But in our case, it's just one file.

The Animation category however, will contain a file for each animation we want to have.

So this wolf could have tens, or even hundreds of animation files for just one model file.

Both of these categories will be exported to .fbx format so you should have some own system

of how to sort them and keep them organized.

I can show you how I usually do it, but I encourage you to develop your own system that

you are comfortable with.

Ok, so first, let's export the Model.

Select all the bones and all the meshes as well.

In our case it's just this one, but you have multiple separated objects that create a character.

It doesn't matter, just remember to select them all.

Also don't select CAT IK platforms, nor the CAT triangle.

These are just helpers and are not part of the skeleton we need in game.

Now this is an optional step, but it's useful to do.

After you have selected everything, head to Selection Sets settings and create new Selection

Set with everything we have selected at the moment.

And name it model_export.

Now whenever you want to reexport the model for some reason, do it with first selecting

the model_export, to be sure you didn't change anything and only after that, head

to Export and Export Selected.

Create a folder for exports and name the file wolf_model.

In these settings, you usually don't need to change much.

You can disable the Animation completely for now as we don't need it and enable smoothing

groups, because we want to keep the model with this polygonal look.

If we didn't select it, the model would be smoothed out in Unreal.

Hit ok and it's done.

Now let's create another Selection Set for animation.

Select just the skeleton.

But don't forget the root bone.

Save the selection as anim_export.

Save this whole file as Wolf_model.

This will be our base, default file of this character.

I usually don't keep any animations in here, but maybe you can leave skin test animations for example.

They might be useful when you will want to change something in the model later on.

When you will want to create new animations, make them in this file.

Let's say you have animating this idle.

It's actually the animation from tutorial we did two videos ago.

Link is below the video and in top right corner as well if you want to watch how to do this.

Ok, so let's disable this idle part of the animation and export just the default stand with breathing.

You can see I have written this .60f into the name.

Which is just a little indication for me, that this animation is 60 frames long and

I don't have to remember it when I want to reexport it again later.

So set timeline to 60 frames and because we animated this into our default file,

we of course have the Selection Sets here.

Let's select anim_export and Export Selected to Wolf_Stand.

For animations, make sure you have Animation selected as well as Bake Animation.

And hit ok.

Now let's export the second animation which is the stand idle with head rotating.

Change timeline to 180 and do the whole process again.

You have to do this for every single animation you want to export.

Also, as you can see, you can of course keep more animations inside one .max file.

Ok so we have everything exported, let's import it into the Unreal Engine.

I am not going to go into much details here.

I will just show how to import the animations and show that they actually work without any problems.

This is just a blank project, so let's create some folders and import the model .fbx first,

so the engine can create a skeleton for our character.

Hit Import and select the model.

Here we don't need to change anything, I just changed the rotation because I wanted to.

But it's not necessary.

Ok so, the model is imported and we can take a look at it.

It also has our CAT skeleton as you can see.

And with animations it's basically the same process.

I have also added run and start run animations, just to present that root motion is working fine as well.

So here, just select the newly created wolf skeleton.

And we are done.

You can now check the animations if you like and do whatever you want to do with them in the engine

As you can see everything works fine.

This start run animation was animated in space, but after we turn on the root motion,

it's fixed on place, as it should be.

And that's all.

This video was partially done to prove that CAT can really actually be used in game engines

without any major issues.

And that you don't have to be afraid of it.

For some reason CAT has a reputation that it is buggy and that nothing works there.

However in my own experiences over the years, I think exactly the opposite actually.

Either way, after you export CAT rig into the .fbx file with Root bone in it

and solve the issues I discussed in previous video, you are basically separated from CAT.

It is the same as if you would have exported the rig from biped, regular Max bones, Maya,

Motionbuilder or whatever other animation system.

For the game engine, it's the same.

So I hope you enjoyed the video.

It was a topic I was asked quite a lot about.

How to get CAT into Unreal.

If you would like to see more stuff like this support me on Patreon or with any other way

you would prefer.

And as always, share, like and leave some comments.

I am Miloš Černý and Thank You for watching.

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2013 Hong Kong error coins - Duration: 6:00.

so hello people are you going today and today I just want to show you an error

coin from Hong Kong but first I'll just show you the quality

of the coins Oddie modern coins count coins one to two thousand so here we

have a 2012 as you can see it's quite a good coin not bad

2012 it doesn't have as much detail this one's pretty uncirculated we have a 2013

also pretty uncirculated as you can see the details not it's ok coin doesn't

have much detail on it that's 2013 these are the pretty standard coins and then

we have 2015 which actually has a lot of detail on the actual leaves as you can

see there on the bottom leaf it has you can see the veins and the actual

creasing so these are different mints 2015 so those are the different

qualities of our d2 dollar coins also case on the 105 dollar coins but do you

main difference I want to show you is actually the doubling that occurs on

2013 coins you can occur on both sides most of the time and it just occurs on

the flower side so here's the first one on the two as you can see you can take

doubling on the two you can see it on the letters and you can see it on the

Chinese characters which just means two and that means Mun

so actually hello mum so long man you can see doubling there but on the first

side come on this camera is not that good as you can

see maybe you can see you can see doubling on that coin as you can see

here so that's actually not that bad that doubling so this 2013 I don't see

any doubling on this side on the other side

Oh yet doubling as you can see this is quite a bad bad Mint you can see it also

on the lettering and so maybe there's something wrong with this die or it's

been stamped twice or you know I can't actually account for

this problem so here is another one don't see any problem on this side

beside this has minor problems so maybe it's just like as you can see here this

one there's more doubling than that so maybe this one has been this die has

been used a lot more time when it was used to meet that coin okay another one

another 2013 Queen don't see any problem on this side I'm just I'm very minor so

that's that's actually quite it ok coin to get beside another 2013 as you can

see the edges are pretty flat so that's also another problem don't see any

doubling day yeah some more doubling there it goes all around the actual

flower mainly that's we have to look another one any doubling is doubling on

this side definitely as you can see and so yep

minor doubling not as bad as a point up there no in 2013

to be circulated so it's a bit harder to actually tell if there's any doubling

once again the edges of a problem they actually hasn't been pressed properly

it's no doubling year so we're doubling on this side definitely two more coins

doubling on this side up near some doubling definitely

oh no I don't really see much doubling on this side okay this is the last one

so I've got more but can't be stuff done for all them minor doubling on that side

I mainly look on - that's where you can actually see better and on this side a

man looking a flower cause it's also we can see it better here ji-sun has more

in the doubling so that is the problem with the mintage of the 2013 so this is

it's an error but it's actually not a great it's actually quite a common error

and you can probably find it in about half t 2013 coins that actually come out

so I don't know what Mint this is maybe where ever sins before I've seen it on

Malaysian coins but I doubt it this I meant it in Malaysia so if anyone knows

where these coins are actually minted can they please let me know so be great

and have an awesome coin collecting time thank you and give it a thumbs up as

well bye-bye