top of the mornin' to you
Ladies my Name is Jacksepticeye and Welcome back to Would you rather the Hard-hitting Series that Asks the real Questions like
Xbox 360 or PS3
That was actually There the first One that
Was up there when I went Into it so I just skipped off That One Because that
One was Dumb umm so the next One That
Was right After that Is Would you rather Have the Ability to pull out of your Pockets the exact Change Needed for ANY Purchase
Or Would you rather have the Ability to Discreetly Read Minds, okay?
That's A bit weird Because they have Nothing got to do with each other at all umm
The Power The Ability to be Discretely be like
Able to Read Minds like be able to read them and no One Really know About it like someone's over There Thinking Something you're like
Hehe I know what They're Thinking They're Thinking about Sandwiches?
That Kind of Thing um have, the ability to pull out of your Pockets the exact Change Needed for any purchase
Hmm See this This Gets Weird Because Most of the Purchases I Make are
Online These Days and This doesn't Really Seem like it counts that I can pull out to change your need for any Purchase
But I still
Wouldn't Actually be able to Purchase it because I need A card and I need online
Transactions and All that the most of the stuff I Buy. I can't Just Walk Into a store here in Town and Buy so I
Mean This is Still Fantastic you Could Just Buy Anything for Anybody any Time ever There Within Reason
Walking Down The Street someone is Hungry and They're like, oh please Spare some Food. I don't have any Money
You're There to the rescue Or to be able to read mind See Reading Minds then Is A
as much as I would love to be able to read Minds I think it Would Fucking drive me Bananas I
Think it Would Drive Me insane to be able to read people's Minds it'd be Fun for like A year and then
After a while, oh
I don't know Knowing what Anybody Is
Could You Turn it off I
Know I feel like you could do more good with this one
This One This one Is like a superpower I guess so is this one but This, one I feel like Would actually have More
Actual Value in The World This one Is kind of A selfish one
I guess you could use it to your advantage for Whatever it's answers it's over I answered blue Would you rather suck A
Hobos toe for two minutes or be in a cage a Honey Badger and a lion for 20 Seconds I will have the toe Please I
Would not like to be in A thing with Any of Those
Because the Honey Badger Would not Care About the Lion and Would go straight to your Gonads and mess you up
No I know the Majority of you picked this but, no
I've Played far cry I know what Honey Badgers Can
Do Would you rather live in A homeless shelter With Internet Access, or live in an Amazing Home Isolated from any Outside Contact
Like Ever is it Just in the House Living in A homeless Shelter this it's not Bad it's Just that
That Wouldn't I'D have to Share That With everybody then that's not my House
That's not, my place I'd have Internet Access but I couldn't really, do what I want I couldn't do This?
If I was There but I've lived in I have no Internet Here
What does That Mean I could Just do what I want in the House and then Just like go to Starbucks and use Their Internet
Because Probably This One
I'D Have an Amazing House and Then ever Invite everybody from over Here and Turn my House Into a homeless Shelter
Perfect and I bring the Internet Access from that over
Do Everything you Would want in Those Five Minutes or call your Family I'm Skipping this one That's Dumb?
do Everything you Would want in Those five Minutes
That doesn't Even Really Make any sense or call your Family whoo Spooky
Be a piece of toast for a day Without moving or be a Toaster and get used Frequency that Toaster
I'd rather be the Toaster Than the toasty Piece of toast Just Laying down There on the Ground
Not Moving I Would go insane
Do you know How Animated I am all the Time I'm Always Flailing Arms all about the place and I need I'm so Bouncy and
Like I'm always Bouncing my legs and everything plus
Being a, toaster I would actually be useful being a slice to toast on the ground for a day that
Benefits Nothing I'D be Looking Up at the Ceiling all the time or A god Forbid I'd be One of Those Buttered slices that's Face
Down and I'D get Nothing at least a toaster, I'd feel like what it's like to Burn something
Would you rather win the Lottery Or live Twice as Long?
See, wining The Lottery it depends on what Lottery you're Winning because
Some Lotteries Are Like A couple of Million Euros Pounds Dollars Whatever
The Powerball Or Euro Millions Are Hundreds of Millions and Dozens of Millions and
That Kind of Thing So its a bit Different Winning the winning the Standard Lottery Is a couple of Million Euro When I was Growing up?
And it's a lot of Money but When you Consider in Tax and all that kind of Stuff
It's not really as much as
Living Twice as long if you live twice as long you could Probably save that amount of Money in that Time
but you'd, also be able to do More
I know you could put that Money to Really good use in Half at that Time but I feel like
Living twice as Long I've so much to
Give
I've so much to give and I've so much I want to do and I have so many People I want to meet and I
Have so much
Positivity that I want to share that I feel like, living twice as Long I could do more With that than Winning the Lottery
If I win the Lottery I could actually do A lot of good with that as, well But
I don't know I feel like I could put more Into the World with This
Would you rather have A monster truck or have a chariot of Horses Monster truck duh?
Tourney With Horses it's like go back in Time Chariot Horses Can't drive Over other Cars and Making you feel like a boss
It Would Make me Look cool but A monster truck is A monster Truck I had Toys of Monster trucks and I was Younger?
Be so cool to be in One of Those and Feel that power Bouncing over everything
Would you rather always Look eight Months Pregnant or always have a black eye?
okay, well They always rather have looked like I have a bloated Belly or in
My Case
Because I can't become Pregnant I would Just Look
Super Bloated Or fat To A lot of People and Then Everyone Would come Up and be like what's up with your Belly
Or Always have a black eye
I feel like the black eye Black eye is more Cosmetic Than Anything
Always Looking Eight Months Pregnant Would Actually be like an Addition to your body that's
Also uncomfortable Because you have this eight Months Pregnant Belly Going around with you that's Kind of Always in your Way and
You'll Always Look that way so it's not like Exercising will Reduce that or Anything
And like Trying to sit down Trying to go to bed trying to play it's Just
It Gets in the way of things
Black Eye as most people Said
First then if You had a black eye
You Could go Around you'd be like Every Conversation Should be you Should See the other Guy, haha
And always Look like a virus, or always Looks like you got your, ass Beat
Would you rather be Emo or be Gothic?
okay See now This is where Clara the Classification has to Come in Because I
Don't actually know why falls Underneath of each of These headings
Like the actual Definition you Can hear Emo and you Can hear Gothic and
Versions of Them Come to mind But They're very similar Versions in my head
So I don't know what the actual Classification Is okay so Emo and well I knew They Came from music Emo sense for
Emotionally
Hardcore Or emotional Hardcore Type of Punk Rock Music That evolved from Washington Dc in The mid 1990s A more emotional
Hardcore was attempt by a number of Bands bla bla Goth Is associated With Gothic Rock a musical genre That emerged in The Late
1970s As an alternative Music Characterized by Dark Music and Introspective and Romantic Lyrics I
Think
Emo I think I might have listened to more songs that are Classified as Emo
Than Gothic and I'm Purely Going on this by musical Standpoint Because I don't really know Anything else Beyond that so
Emo I guess I don't know you just do it do I have to put my hair, over like this and
Make it Black and also put like eye Shadow Makeup on
Is that Is that it or. Is that Goth See, I don't know
Hence way, did not answer Would you rather be Barefoot for the rest of your life hey
I'm Barefoot right now Or wear Crocs for the rest of your life
Hmm People Know People give Crocs A Bad Rap People, also like Crocs are so ugly, oh my god you, wear crocs um
They're Not That Bad I they're They're Functional they, they, Work, They're A good Solution they're a nice fit between
Shoe and Barefoot it's a nice Happy Middle They got Married they, had, nice Kids
Being Barefoot for the rest of my life it. Wouldn't be That Bad Going Around town but After a while
You'd Start To Develop Really Bad issues With your feet and what if You wanted to go somewhere then that has Rougher Terrain
Wearing Crocs
Indoors and Around and all the Time Would suck but
At least my feet Would be safe so Croc Croc me Up crockett and crocodile Dundee
Crocodoc
Would you rather find out that you Sought a Despite her in your Sleep find out you your waiter had spit in your Meal?
Well I'm Pretty Sure This has Happened Already?
People Say That This happens Already and it Probably has Happened and if That has Happened
I'm less weirded out by me Swallowing a spider that I am Swallowing someone's spit I
Know some People out There Are Kind, of like are you fucking Crazy
I don't like Spiders They're weird the gross There's one Up There right now Looking Down meat Actually. Just Two hey
Dudes I Guess I shouldn't leave my window open um
oh
I don't know I
Know Know What See I have I have A weird thing with like
Spit Or Snot Or vomit or something like that
Sometimes Seeing it but it's gonna, Make Me gag now
But Knowing That Somebody Else Put that in my food
No I see I am Gonna Gag so I'm gonna go with the Spider because that's the thing that I've Already Kind of?
Assumed Happened Already and I feel like I'm Lovely to every Waiter that I meet and
They're Not Gonna spit in my meal
Mainly Because I had to do this stuff as Part of the Hotel Management Course that I did and
Anybody who Works in The Service Industry I have such A Deep Understanding
For what They go Through now Anytime I'm in a Hotel I always Feel so bad for the people who have to come in and
Clean my room and who have to like Work at Reception everything because They're always so Positive and so like hey how
Was your Stay and Everything and I know How Hard that Is to Keep up so Hang in There dudes
Would you rather Control your dreams or Watch them the next day I?
Don't have to Control them if I Watch them the next day then I'm Just Watching weird Fucked-Up abstract
Nonsense That Probably Makes no sense and I get no benefit out of other Than Really
Did I think that plus I don't think you Can Actually Watch a dream
Your Brain Works in A weird way that when your Dreams Actually happen?
They're Not Chronological it Stuffs Kind of Just Happening it's Just synapses Firing and
Stuff Being put Into your Head and Pictures it's not Actually like an
Order To Anything at all and that's why
Dreams are always so messed Up but Controlling my dreams Could bring some
Sort of Orders to them but then if I'm Controlling my dreams I'm in That Scenario?
I'M in That Situation I'm Controlling it I get to do what I want and then it Feels like I've
Experiences so if I am in A dream and I want to fly I can
Actually Feel Like what it's like to fly I can
Actually Experience That if I Watch my dreams the next day if I Watch a dream in Which I did Fly
But don't Remember the dream but then get to Watch it it doesn't Feel like I actually Flew
So i'd rather be able to Control them and Actually Experience That Thing Myself
I just wanted experience what it'd be like to eat so much Pizza that you'll Never get Full
That's A great dream
Yeah Would you rather live live on Normally or Have Every Would you rather on this Side come True?
Would you rather eat your Favorite DVD in 20 Minutes I don't know why A?
Timeframe Is Important here Or eat 100 tissues in 20 Minutes, ah, oh
A clock the thought of tissue Touching my Teeth is making Me want to grind them, oh?
And I was gonna put my Shirt in my Mouth and then it's like no the Fabric There is Gonna remind me of the tissue
Ah I need it to stop
do Any of you Have that Feeling
Where you feel like Wood rubbing against your Teeth
Oh drive me Insane right now I'm get, you like Curling my toes and Balling my fists
Or like Cotton rubbing against your Teeth or they're Feeling of like Scraping a hype like a super Glossy, Photograph
oh
Let's Ride me insane what Is that Feeling why? Why? Is that a reflex? Why? Is that A thing that some People Have
Is it Just Those Types of things as, well or?
Like I'm Curious
If You Have any stuff like that Let me know right right you're Coming Apart Because. I want to know
What other Things Trigger that Response in People the Feeling that Makes you want to like grit your Teeth?
Favorite DVd you Can Buy a new, one oh, I don't want the tissue in my Mouth
Which is the fucked up thing to do here like yeah eat Sharp Shards of Plastic
Versus something That will Actually Just Break up on your System and degrade Yep smart Choice by me
Guess We know that I'm Dying if That Actually Comes True?
Would you rather Have extreme Narcolepsy or have a bad case of Tourette's, oh?
oh
I don't know
Well First off I don't know the ins and Outs Completely of each
Condition I know Tourette's Is more Than what People Think it is I know A lot of People Think Tourette's is Just
Shouting out Horrible Things to come Into mind which sure Can
Be a part of it but I know Tourette's is also like TWitches and
Spasms and Stuff that you Can't Control that your body Does now Collapse you Dennis When you fall Asleep
Uncontrollably at Any Time so they Have extreme Narcolepsy
That's not only inconvenient I feel like that's Dangerous
Well I don't know if Enough about tourette's
to know if But it's it's a bad case of Tourette's versus an extreme case of Narcolepsy I
Don't think They're Comparable but I think I'd rather have the tourette's I
Don't know I don't even Know if Either it can be Controlled Or if There's Any Sort of like
Remedy to Either of Them
Yeah I
Think I'd rather dress That's That's very Interesting 249 Verses 51
Cuz I'm Just Thinking if I have extreme Narcolepsy and Say I'm
I'm doing something somewhere like I'm Walking Down some Stairs and Then I fall Asleep and
Then I fall Down the Stairs I could Break my neck and die
Or if I'm if I ever end Up getting my license and Driving A car
I don't think I'd be Allowed if I have extreme Narcolepsy I
Don't know
That's Just my Reasoning
as Always I'm very Curious to See how you guys React to These things
Or your, Reasoning Behind Them Cuz that's it always Sparked, such A cool
Set of Circumstances in The Comments Every Time something Like This
Is post because Somebody Comes out With some Piece of Information then and I'm like I
Did not Think of That When Factoring in This at all
It always Just blows my mind Would you rather have uncontrollable ear Hair, or have Uncontrollable Nose Hair
Yeah
Nose
I feel like Because I'm a hairy, Individual Anyway I've Hairy Arms I have Hairy legs I have a hairy
ass a hair on my face I've Hairy the hair Coming out of my nose Already I
Know I feel like Trimming my nose hair kind of Has Just Become Sort of A habit at. Some Point Having uncontrolable ear hair I
Don't want that I don't have it now. I don't want it at least This one This is a happy Familiar
Would you rather Work for Apple and know all of Their secrets or Work for Google and know all of Their secrets?
Hmm I feel like Google knows more About People but About People Than Apple Does
Apple Secrets Are Like cool you managed to Make that Work in Such A tiny Device
Yay but they, also have Their Maps and They Have Their siri and all that kind of stuff but Google, also has Those things and
Some Would Argue that Theirs is Better
The Google's Google's Voice Search They okay, Google or the Google Home is Way Better than Siri I
Have Both it's Fucking Way Better and Google's Maps are far and Away, Better Than Apple Maps and
Then Google Has Their Search Engine Which I feel like it's Just
Bombastic But if I know Google Secrets it Means I know Youtube's secrets
So that I could Divulge all the secrets I might use them for Myself
I wouldn't use Them for Any Sort of like
Well Maybe Just to See if It Worked if I learned Their secrets and how the Algorithm Works i I do some things
To Try and Test and See if it Works as some sort of Experiment and People to be like why Is he Uploading weird like
Giraffe
Bambi Crossover Let's Plays and Then I've like little did you know that Giraffe Sand Bambi's
Were the Keywords that Made everything Work
And then I could come out and have like a week later I'd be like I did A social Experiment it Works I figured out
The Algorithm I am Google Jesus I
Figured I'D be fun to do learn Apple secrets, oh boo, don't Cares About apple even Though I have an iPhone but boo
Google Secret Should, be far more Interesting you Could Finally learn how Learn how the Deep Mind Works
There There eh I think That's Freaking everybody out
Very cool
Yeah Google Yeah of Course?
66% of People Picked that if There's Another Six There that Would be the devil and
You know who the devil Is in this Situation then it's Google irrefutable Proof here's A good one To end on
Would you rather Have always Have Messy unkept Hair or Always Have Stains on your Clothes well?
My Fellow People here Watching this Video I am a beautiful exhibit of a B and C all together
Stains and
Messy Bastard Hair
Life is great when you, don't give A shit
Well Seriously Though I don't have that Many Stains on These Clothes Today actually what things Just Happen
I'm A messy Eater I eat super Quickly and I get Food. Everywhere all the Time Every Time, We Make Food here at
Home I
Always Have Food that has escaped my Plate it's like my food is Afraid of Me and it's trying to get away and
my hair it's Just it's way too much effort to style your hair Every single day I
Don't want to I'm
Happy With the way I look I'm not?
Well the Only Thing that Bothers me Is when my hair Starts to Creep Down like this and I have to touch it and get
It out of my face
Cuz it Starts Like Taking on my Forehead and I don't like that
and then Everyone
Posted to me like Jack Thinks he's so pretty Because he's Always Touching Himself, no
It's more of A functional thing than it is a oh I think I'm so great
But yeah Just Keep my hair in Manageable Condition Is too much Work I
Don't Have Any Hang-Ups About how I look if
People Accept me for the way I am I accept me for the way I am I don't Care
Which one do I pick
um
Maybe This One
Maybe Someone will Think That There's some sort of Charm to Having unkept here
Nobody Thinks There's a charm to Having Stains on your Clothes People Just Think you're Dirty
We have um kept here People Would be like wow?
It's a scruffy
Yeah This Episode of Would you rather and I have a good one To leave you Guys on Would you rather eat
Pineapple on Pizza Or never eat Pizza again
for Those of you out There who like Pineapple on Petes Already
Okay for Those of you out There who, don't eat Pizza don't like it or can't eat Pizza
Okay This Is more for the People have some Pizza I need an answer
Thank You Guys so much Watching this Episode if You liked it Punch that like Button in the face who are you Boys and
I
Had Somebody Come to me Recently and Be like Wait he Says Hi fights all round at the end I thought he
Was just Speaking a Different Language?
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