Hi!
Monica,
I was thinking-
Please check my mic levels.
Manoj, why are you
littering the desk?
We welcome you all to,
The Commentries, Episode 3
Homecoming edition.
Hello!
This is Monica Singh.
And this is Manoj Dance.
Today's match is between
Jiah and
her mom.
Jiah needs to reach
home, before the 11 o' clock
deadline,
otherwise her mom will plan her-
Funeral?
No, worse!
Wedding!
And that too, with an
IIM Mathura engineer.
Let's take a look at their stats.
On one side we have Jiah,
who says she's leaving the house to get
her Aadhaar linked,
but returns after collecting
Vishal's bimoetric!
On the other side, we have Jiah's mom,
who catches her lies,
the same way on romantic nights, Jiah's father catches her mom's
arms, arms and
hugs her with consent.
Come let's move to
the battlefield.
As you can see,
behind me is the city's well known club,
Club Well Known.
Where, on Lean On,
leaning on one another,
are Jiah and Vishal.
I have reached
Jiah's house,
where Jiah's mom
is about to giver her call.
But Jiah is here dancing the way,
Delhiites dance
on finding an oxygen cylinder!
The number you have dialed is not in service
It's 10 o'clock.
And Jiah's phone is unreachable.
What if she's dead?
No, no, no, no.
What am I thinking?
Her phone must have no battery,
so while charging it, she probably
got electrocuted and died!
No, no, no,
what am I even thinking?
The restaurant must not have a signal,
so she stepped out and died!
And this is mom's call!
Yes mom?
Where are you?
Why can't I reach your phone?
Right here,
with Kiran!
I let you go out,
without telling your father, okay.
Get back before he comes home.
Jiah!
Who's calling you?
No one!
Someone must be singing!
Hallelu-Jiah
Hallelu-Ji-
*Spoof of hindi song*
Press the bell icon, on the YouTube app
and never miss a-
*Spoof of hindi song*
Who's so off tune?
Look!
You're definitely at the restaurant, right?
Yes mom!
Then send me your location?
I'll send it.
Where in the middle of all these clubs
will Jiah find
a family restaurant?
Where the waiter gets the bill,
not on hearing 'cheque please',
but on hearing
Amen!
Jiah and Vishal taking a strategic
time out.
Jiah is using Google Maps
according to which,
the nearest family restaurant is
500 meters.
Vishal has reached the nearest
family restaurant and,
is sending Jiah's mother
their location.
The last time Vishal
ran so fast
was when
Jiah had messaged, saying
'Parents gone to watch Cinderella,
come over dear,
I have Nutella.'
Yes, hello?
Should I get strawberry or banana?
The cupboard is already full,
when have you ever used them?
Hey!
I'm talking about ice-cream.
Gosh.
Oh, alright.
I'm right here,
standing at the shop close to home.
You've come back so early?
Ice-cream, uh...
Do they have Tutti-frutti?
Tutti-frutti.
Ice-cream!
You don't have it?
I want only Tutti-frutti!
Look for it elsewhere.
Our sly mom has
made dad late,
the same way
Voldemort made
Cedric Diggory,
late Cedric Diggory.
Avada Kedavra!
Jiah is late as well
according to the curfew, Monica,
but Vishal is using
Google Maps to book a cab!
And what is this?
Jiah is getting another call from her mom!
Hello?
Mom?
Jiah listen,
your father has reached
the shop next door.
Have you left yet?
Yes yes mom!
I'm in the cab.
I'll be there in 5 minutes.
But the location you've sent me,
is 17 minutes away,
on Google maps!
Mom caught Jiah's lie
the same way
Sachin catches
couples
without helmets.
Mom, that must be traffic?
Beep!
Alright, just come fast!
Oh no! As the saying goes Manoj
Poop, pimple
and papa,
they all-
Begin with a P!
No! You idiot!
Can come anytime!
Please tell us, how much
time it's showing, there?
ETA 7 minutes!
Here's your Tutti-frutti!
Come, I'll serve it.
Okay!
Oh yes!
Call Jiah and
Geeta as well!
Oh no!
Will Jiah make it?
Tweet to us with the
hashtag,
hashtag ask Monica Manoj
Here's the first question.
Manoj is such a handsome hunk,
with a gorgeous Adam's
pineapple!
Why don't you date him Mo-
Manoj!
before I
punch and crush
your twitter-
Okay sorry Monica, we're
4 minutes away,
please save some ice-cream for me.
Back to you, over, roger and that!
Hey! You didn't call the kids!
Yes I'll call them!
No no, you wait.
I'll call them.
Dad!
Yes?
The younger sister
Geeta makes an entry!
The battle begins!
I needed help in a school assignment.
Yes tell me?
What is the value of Pi?
3.14
Okay.
Up to ten digits!
And Geeta starts with a
strong attack!
She's asked such a question
whose answer,
Goodwill Hunting's
sweeper wouldn't have as well!
What a move!
3.1415926535.
And what an amazing defense by dad!
He's left everyone's
mouths open!
Dad one!
Geeta nil.
Dad!
If, Benzene's
ortho has OH attached to it, then
where will the free radical go?
So simple!
on the para!
And Dad's retaliation,
has knocked her off her feet
Dad 4! Geeta nil!
Monica!
Don't lose hope!
It's tough to execute the 5 point throw.
But it isn't impossible
How far did you swim to go to school?
I have to,
write an essay on My Father.
Once upon a time
in 1962.
Well done!
My girl Geeta
has done what
her mother couldn't!
Where have you reached, Manoj?
We are outside the door.
Yes! Wait!
Let me get the photograph of the crocodile
that used to eat my homework!
Yes!
Dad's staring at Jiah
the same way
Severus Snape stares at
everyone.
No offense children,
but he was a weirdo!
Look!
She ordered such
a short dress online.
You talk to her!
What mom, I was
just trying it on!
It's not like I
am wearing it to a club.
Now, all eyes,
are on dad.
I didn't expect this from you, Jiah.
You're not a child anymore!
You're 21!
You can wear whatever you want.
Eat whatever you want.
Come,
let's have ice-cream. It's an order!
You're the one who,
has spoilt her.
Come!
And once again, the winners are
Jiah and Vishal!
And once again,
the day is saved
thanks to the Powerpuff girls.
Yes Monica!
It's like they say
a man bows his head before
only three women.
Blossom,
Buttercup
and....
And?
'Scuse?


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