Do you think Chinese food is wonderful? -Perfect!
Chinese is perfect?
Food -Chinese food, yes
Very good. Do you want?
No, no...
Kan China: Street Food
We are in a famous food alley in Chengdu
In Chengdu
We have the expert, the chief editor of a very famous food magazine
Okay, we have a competition
because you are the master, so every dish we eat
you are going to give it a score from 1 to 5
5 pandas is the best,
1 panda is the worst,
the closest rank you your rank is the winner
Chinese cooking has eight different schools,
which can be divided by geographic regions
Fruit and vegetable provide the feminine side
they soothe and cool down
Fried, spicy and meaty foods, on the other hand
are considered Yang,
they provide the masculine side
and are designed to heat
Stinky Tofu
This dish is called "stinky tofu"
Since it is so delicious
The name says it all
It is considered to be one of the classics
I managed to avoid, on my previous trip to China,
eating it...
Not this time. -What is he doing over there?
He just ate the deep, Jack
He is caressing the plates. I like him already
You are a wonderful man
The dish is beautiful
It doesn't stink at all. -It doesn't
Smells like spicy and suffering
But I am going to eat it, because I don't give a danm
Very spicy, fool of garlic
I give four to the stinky tofu
and I think I will be close to this guy,
I think I get him
Three
So I give it four pandas
How much did you give? How much? No, no
Pig feet
If you are an Israeli hipster, look at that
Show him how hipster you are
This man is salvation armies
My brother, my brother
My brother, hey
Oh, no!
Hey
What are you doing here?
Wow
Come, come
Hi Hi
Okay
I already got diarrhea
It's not bad
It's good -100% chicken
It's really good
Tastes like hell
Besides the taste of hell, which I feel at the end of my lips,
it's great
four pandas
Actually, I am used to the texture
I give it four pandas
You must cook the meat
until it peels off the bones pretty easily,
you are not... -but not too easily
We don't understand your language
Four pandas
I said four as well
So did I
Tofu soup
It's hard to tell if these are the ingredients someone threw away
or if someone just threw up in here
As a child, I would eat every morning this bowl of tofu, and that's how...
you became a real man
Very, very -No breaks, no time to rest,
you eat disgusting bowls as a child, you are a fucking king-child
you grew up to be a man, you know?
Eat it already! I am eating, wait
Take a full spoon!
He said it looked bad before, and now it is even more grose
Horrible
It's like a Humus and you say "Give me Tehini as well!
and broad beans! And dried beans!"
This horrible soup gets two and a half
I hope I am not wrong, I hope he doesn't respect it too much
this expert
Tofu soup, two and a half pandas
The tofu soup is better,
it's color, smell and taste are up to par
It must be his mother's stand, or his grandmother's
It is a very authentic dish
You know nothing about food
So I give it four pandas
If you knew food, you'd known it is good
Wheat noodles
This is sweat and spicy noodles
Sweat-spicy wheat noodles
It's the best thing we ate all day
Get it again
Get it here once again
Hop!
Finally, they are with us and not against us
it is a little hot,
a little spicy,
you don't have to suffer
This dish has a history of over 3,000 years
Really. -3,000 years of a dumpling heritage
This is why we call it Chaw Show
mother of all dumplings
He says the Chaw Zhou in the soup has more history
so we say it is the other dumpling's mother
because it is like a woman, a female, it is soft
and the dumpling is harder
This dumpling... -The Yang
is more manly, more Yang -Okay
It is stronger, more chewy
Our competition is irrelevant
Irrelevant. It is five -For sure, five
Five pandas
Instant noodles
Okay Lucy are you ready?
Now our expert will taste...
Sichuan instant noodles
and share this thoughts about it
The black water drip between his fingers
There are green planks
What is it? Is it spicy? -He is excited about it
No vegetable budget, you will eat it and enjoy it
Let's taste
Magical, I know
He is drinking the water! -He is drinking the water!
The black water!
This is hardcore, even for an Israeli!
The one panda I give is for our friendship
the friendship with Israel
Cheers!
One panda
One panda
Friendship
Panda and friendship between states
A rabbit head
No, no, no. Let me do it
What did I do?
Okay
Let's take it, just a second
You open it from the upper and the lower part
open, open, open
You are a horrible person
Squashing its skull
A rabbit with a bowtie
You ate three pigs this morning
What are you talking about? -A rabbit with a bowtie
A bowtie, a cute rabbit
Did he say the rabbit was cute?
He said the rabbit with the bowtie is cute
You can't eat a rabbit at their Bar-Mizva
There is a Chinese saying:
Righteous people should stay out of the kitchen
And Chinese Buddhism has three principles:
I did not see, I did not hear, and it is not my fault
Now, let's eat a rabbit head
And the winner is...
Both!
Let me clean
Saying that nothing of this Chinese sewer water
got into the dish would be a lie
Very appetizing
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