You're watching "Love & Hip Hop: Miami."
Check Yourself.
Season Two.
You'll be watching us watch the show.
For the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural...
And honest reactions.
We're watching it...
With you.
The scene that you're about to see here
is me going to Khaotic's restaurant to see
if he can throw down like he actually say he can throw down.
And I definitely can.
Ohh...
♪♪
(meat sizzling)
(men talking)
You lost, baby?
Oh my God! I need to put Joy ass on the menu.
And serve a plate of Joy ass, mother(bleep).
They'd be coming, like, you got some of that Joy ass?
Please...
Let me get--
Let me get a two-piece of Joy ass
with a side piece of her hips.
Come on, stop all that.
But I don't want-- She might think I'm treating her like a fat girl, though.
She got a shape?
A shape?
She look like a candy bar.
Hi, is Khaotic here?
(laughing)
Hey, beautiful, how you doing?
I brought you a cauliflower.
This a-- Oh, cauliflower.
A cauliflower.
What's up, baby.
How you doing?
I'm glad you said friend.
And I said, baby, so it's kind of like we just...
It's all friends.
You got me a flower?
Yeah, a cauliflower.
This is not a cauliflower. It's a calla sunflower.
I really picked that mother(bleep) up
from behind the refrigerator, you feel me?
No!
I thought it was a cauliflower.
So, I... I almost called it a broccoli.
Thanks for the invite. You know I love eating.
This is my establishment. You understand what I'm saying?
Ohh...
So, you know how Trick
got his partners. I got a whole restaurant.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
This is, this is real--
Oh, God, the food, the food.
I see you got a fresh catch, huh?
A fresh catch, uh... okay.
Don't throw that one back, brother, it's a keeper.
A'ight.
A fresh catch.
Why don't you check this out.
Ooh...
You want some of my collard greens?
Unh-unh. They give me gas.
I was just finding out all type of stuff about you.
I thought you immediately fart. When you, like, it give me gas.
I'm, like, did she fart?
You didn't even eat the collard greens.
No, no, not that time.
I'm glad you invited me 'cause I almost did not come.
But I know why you came.
Because I'm greedy. And I like food.
I heard you and Trick was supposed to be...
You know, wrappin' some things up.
Well...
So, I was figuring, like, since you know
you got to wrap that situation up,
you can unwrap this new situation you got going on.
What is the new situation?
I'm the new situation, baby.
Ohh... You didn't make me aware of this.
What do you-- like, what is your ideal... man?
I like a nice, intelligent dude.
You know, a business... guy.
You know, a funny... guy.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You know, nice hygiene.
I like mens with clean (bleep) to Joy.
Make sure his (bleep) is clean.
And he ain't bringing no (bleep) cheese around the house.
That's me.
You are too sweet. I appreciate everything you did.
That was very nice of you. You don't get this too often.
I just know I got so much going on right now.
Like, really, I really got so much going on right now.
Can I kiss you on the cheek?
Wanna give me a kiss?
Oh! Ahh...
(laughing)
But guess what? When she swerve me,
I end up kissing a fly that was
on the flower so I still got a kiss.
Throw the cake in the garbage!
No, keep the cake!
The next scene you're about to see is Bobby coming
for that feature, but Trina ain't featuring it.
You got it. Did you get it?
(laughing)
Oh, come on, tell me somebody got that, right?
I like, I like, yeah.
Really?
But before we get into the whole song,
let me just be honest with you and up front.
Now coming to the stage!
Once again! It's all about me! Trina!
To build with me is like being all the way open.
But then you failed to mention you've already signed a deal.
Boom.
(mimics explosion)
(laughing)
She dropped the bomb.
That's, you know, shady.
You know, I don't think it's like a foul move.
I just don't, you know what I'm saying?
He just wasn't forthcoming and proactive with the information.
I thought he just wanted her to be proud of him.
And still put the verse in the song.
The reason why I decided to sign to Clear Vision Music Group
is because they believed in me on a scale that no one did.
I'm happy for you. Don't get me wrong.
Whatever you do, I'm gonna support it.
Bobby, Trina wants you to want her, to need her.
You shoulda came and (bleep) with the winning team.
Everybody that works with me, works under me.
It's my way or the highway. Everybody knows that.
So that's just how it is.
Yikes.
I'm, I'm, I'm... Ah, I can't breathe.
Listen, Trina need counseling.
So moving forward, at this point
I'm on a pause for the song.
Oh! Are you serious?
We'll think about that, at this point...
(both laughing)
Bobby (bleep) came to snap.
When Bobby gonna go like this...
He means business.
Business.
But he definitely shoulda expected this response.
Yeah, we told him.
Are you serious?
Believe it.
I'm not the easiest (bleep) to get on the feature.
But I tell you this.
If I got to the point where I'm at the studio
and you gave me that record or I gave you a record,
I'm halfway there, and if ever I'm halfway anywhere...
I'm all the way there.
This seems to me like an excuse from you
that you didn't even wanna help me from the get-go.
You signed a whole deal behind my back and didn't say anything.
You already know I've waited long enough.
The world's smallest violin.
(mimicking violin)
(laughing)
(Bobby) I can't believe this (bleep).
It does seem a little...
It is a bit messy.
But if it ain't messy, it ain't Bobby.
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