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Hey Bill.

My name's Ian and I'm a computer science student.

So the fields of machine learning and robotics have been making technological advances and

replacing human labor at a blinding speed.

And at this point it seems almost inevitable that virtually all jobs are going to be automated

in the future.

So my question is this: When and if machines replace our jobs, what should we spend our

lives accomplishing instead?

Is there some greater goal that we should aim toward?

Thank you so much.

Bill Nye: Machines are going to replace every job?

What about this job right here man?!

What about that, I'm thinking!

What about that man?

So I think there will still be a great many jobs that require human involvement.

After all, why have humans build machines if there isn't something humans want to

do?

Like play baseball or argue about what machines are going to do.

So I claim that there's a lot of jobs that we would all prefer machines do.

I don't know if you've ever made pancake batter mixing it by hand; It's okay.

Cake batter, mixing it by hand; It's okay.

But it's easier to do it with an electric mixer.

I don't know if you've gotten up every morning and adjusted the thermostat in your

apartment or house, and then when you leave for work or school you turn it back down.

And then when you come home you turn it back up, and then right before you go to bed you

turn it back down.

I don't know if you've done all that, but automating that seems to me cool and nice.

I don't know how much welding you've done of auto bodies.

It's a cool skill to develop but it's not one that really we all are going to need

in the future.

My grandfather went into World War I on a horse.

He was apparently a skilled enough horseback rider to live through it.

It's not a skill that most – I grew up driving a stick shift in a car.

I can drive a stick shift.

It's not a skill you need anymore.

I mean very seldom.

So it's okay man!

As jobs become automated humans will go do what humans want to do: Come up with new machines,

come up with new ideas, new techniques in mathematics that will simplify things even

more.

Make discoveries of life on another world.

And what I still love about movies and television and computer videos: it's still handmade.

I so love that.

The lights are put in by hand.

We make these decisions about what questions to take from you by hand (or by brain).

And I still love that.

So yes, we want to automate the world to the extent that is comfortable, but no more.

We can do this man!

It's going to be great.

You go to the airport.

You get on the train between terminals you trust that it's going to drive you from

one place to another without crashing because engineers have been very diligent setting

it up.

The train figures how much people weigh and their luggage, provides the right amount of

electricity to accelerate and decelerate the train and we trust that.

That's good.

That doesn't mean we're not going to want to travel.

It's good.

That's a good question though.

Carry on man.

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Jas Prince Sues Birdman Cash Money Over Drake's Contract. He Introduced Drake to Lil Wayne | JTNEWS - Duration: 2:56.

she's going to tell with JT news well

there is more problems with the whole

Drake jazz prince jay printing now we

heard a prince last week on TMZ

basically said aight i'm i'm sending for

a little Wayne on this i'm going to make

birdman to offer he can't refuse ok well

now jazz prince jay princes son has

launched a lawsuit against Birdman over

drake's contract now basically there's a

complicated situation so Drake was once

us managed by a spire music group then

Drake met jazz prince vs jay princes son

jazz Prince basically introduced little

Wayne to Drake you know he he had him

listen to the music and that he made

that introduction okay now there was a

deal in place where aspire a jazz prince

would get a piece of the profits well

aspire did um sue cash money like a few

years ago and because they weren't

getting any of their money and Drake and

Birdman signed something exclusive deals

2013 that blocked a spire from getting

millions of dollars oh it's like it's a

real shady situation going on very

complex this is why a lot of people

don't like the music business because

there's so many slimy things that go on

so Birdman and slim have yet to pay out

any of the profits to aspire or jazz

print so jazz Prince is now launching a

lawsuit I think he has a percentage of a

spire music group now at the same time

so they're kind of joining forces in

going against cash money yeah I can't

believe there's so many problems like if

you don't realize at this point little

Wayne suing Cash Money aspire producers

something is wrong with the way they do

their business practices you know we all

look up to Birdman slim for building an

empire but you know you got to do good

business at the same time you know so

there's no results in so far nobody's

getting any money out

the situation seems like they're kind of

hoarding the money you know I think

Drake is done with his cash money deal

though so because he's done eight albums

at this point I think he's done with

this contract just not saying anything

about it probably wants to leave

peacefully and then move on to Apple

because he does have a deal with Apple

okay so like to see how this all pans

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Bill Nye Quizzes TODAY Anchors About Science Myths And Facts | TODAY - Duration: 4:39.

>>> FOR FIVE YEARS, BILL NYE ENTERTAINED AND EDUCATED

CHILDREN EVERYWHERE ON HIS EMMY-WINNING SHOW "BILL NYE THE

SCIENCE GUY." HE WANTS TO EDUCATE US ADULTS ON

HIS NEW SHOW, "BILL NYE SAVES THE WORLD."

>> A FOOD CALORIE IS THE ALT OF ENERGY IT TAKES TO RAISE ONE

LITER OF WATER ONE DEGREE CELSIUS.

IT'S A MEASURE OF HEAT ENERGY. IT DOESN'T TELL YOU WHETHER OR

NOT THE FOOD IS HEALTHY, OR GOOD FOR YOU OR BAD FOR YOU.

IT'S JUST A MEASURE OF HEAT ENERGY.

AS ALWAYS, COME ON. IT'S NETFLIX.

LET'S BURN SOMETHING. >> GOOD MORNING.

NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HAD.

>> YES. TELL US ABOUT THIS SHOW.

>> IT'S, FIRST OF ALL, I THINK AFTER THE "TODAY" SHOW, AT 9:00,

IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON TELEVISION.

IT'S NOT REALLY ON TELEVISION. IT'S ON THE ELECTRIC INTERNET

THAT KIDS WATCH. AND CALLED ON THE SERVICE.

THE WHOLE IDEA IS SCIENCE IS IMPORTANT TO OUR SOCIETY.

IT'S HOW WE EAT. IT'S HOW WE COMMUNICATE.

IT'S WHAT WE ARE DOING RIGHT NOW.

WE HAVE ELECTRONIC CAMERA MACHINES THAT ARE A RESULT OF

OUR DISCOVERIES MADE IN SCIENCE. WE WANT EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD

TO BE AWARE OF FUNDAMENTALS IN SCIENCE.

WE'RE DOING A SHOW ABOUT IT. I'M EXCITED YOU GUYS.

IT'S COOL. >> ALL RIGHT.

YOU ARE GOING TO QUIZ US. >> YES, OF COURSE.

>> WE HAVE REHEARSED AND REHEARSED THIS.

BY THAT, I MEAN WE HAVE NEVER REHEARSED THIS.

BUT MY UNDERSTANDING IS, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A QUIZ.

>> I THINK IT WILL BECOME OBVIOUS SHORTLY.

>> WHETHER SOMETHING IS MYTH OR A FACT.

THESE ARE THINGS THAT SOUND FACTUAL AND MYTHICAL.

IT IS UP TO YOU, THE ON-CAMERA PROFESSIONALS, TO COME UP WITH

YOUR STRONG OPINION ABOUT THE TRUTH OR THE MYTH.

>> YES. >> PUNCH IT.

THERE ARE MORE VISITS TO EMERGENCY ROOMS DURING FULL

MOONS THAN DURING ANY OTHER

THREE-DAY PERIOD IN THE MONTH. >> I SAY FACT.

>> MYTH. >> I THINK MORE BABIES ARE BORN.

>> PEOPLE ACT WEIRD. >> WHAT IS THE PHASE OF THE MOON

RIGHT NOW? NOBODY KNOWS.

>> IT'S DAYTIME. IT'S NOT UP.

>> THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY KNEW THAT THERE WAS

A -- THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY KNEW THE PHASE OF THE

MOON. THAT'S WHEN YOU COULD CONDUCT

CERTAIN OPTIONS. BUT NOW, ELECTRIC LIGHTS, ALL

DAY, ALL NIGHT, WE DON'T BOTHER. THE MOON IS WANING A LITTLE BIT.

THERE'S MORE STARS IN THE SKY THAN GRAINS OF SAND ON A BEACH.

>> FACT. >> TWO MYTHS.

>> AL, OKAY -- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

WHY DON'T YOU AGREE? >> WELL, IT SOUNDS SO RIDICULOUS

THAT I FEEL LIKE WE DON'T KNOW HOW MANY STARS THERE ARE IN THE

SKY. BUT WE COULD FIND OUT --

>> I THINK DYLAN IS RIGHT. I'M SAYING MYTH BECAUSE IT'S

RIDICULOUS. >> GET THIS.

THERE ARE ABOUT 100-TIMES AS MANY STARS IN THE SKY THAN THERE

ARE GRAINS OF SAND ON EARTH. >> WOW.

>> THIS IS THE WHOLE THING -- THIS -- THE EXTENT OF CREATION,

THE EXTENT OF THE COSMOS IS AMAZING.

IT'S OVERWHELMING. >> TIME FOR ONE MORE.

>> HEAVENS. THAT'S A PUN.

WATER DRAINS THE OTHER WAY IN AUSTRALIA.

>> MYTH. >> I THINK THAT'S A FACT.

>> IT'S FACT-ISH. YOU CAN COMPLETELY OVERWHELM IT

WITH YOUR SWIRL OF YOUR HAND OR THE JETS OF YOUR TOILET BOWL.

WHEN YOU GET A STORM -- AL, WHEN YOU GET A STORM BIG ENOUGH,

HUNDREDS OF MILES ACROSS, IT GOES CLOCKWISE IN THE SOUTHERN

HEMISPHERE. WE CALL COUNTERCLOCKWISE, IS

CALLED ANTI-CLOCKWISE. IT'S THE PRODUCT OF TWO

INVESTIGATORS OF ACCELERATION OF GRAVITY AND --

>> THAT SPIN OF THE EARTH. >> IT'S NOT MAGIC, PEOPLE.

>> IT'S SCIENCE. BILL NYE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND OUR TIE AND

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Saving My Tomorrow: Kids Who Love the Earth: Promo (HBO Documentary Films) - Duration: 1:01.

BOY 1: The Earth... It's crumbling. It's so fragile.

And it's breaking.

If this keep going on, the world is just

gonna get dirtier... and dirtier.

We the children will be left with a sick and dying planet.

BOY 2: If we cut the trees,

then the animals won't have their habitat.

We need these creatures. We can't just kill them.

GIRL 1: The plastic in the ocean, climate change,

our environmental crisis...

All of that... is what our generation

-is gonna have to deal with. -And here's where you can start.

♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) ♪

Things can change, just from one little thing you do.

BOY 3: I want to make a change.

I don't wanna just let the world fall apart.

We have to do things that

we don't ordinary do to save the earth.

GIRL 2: And I think if enough people learn to think like that,

we could change the world.

♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) ♪

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2005-2014 Mustang Raxiom Auto-Dimming Rear View Mirror Display and Camera Review & Install - Duration: 2:51.

Hey everybody, Alex with americanmuscle.com.

Today I'm bringing you my review and detailed installation of Raxiom's 3.5-inch Auto-Dimming

Rear View Mirror with Backup Camera, fitting the 2005 through 2014 Mustangs without sync.

I will be giving it a very easy one out of three wrenches on the difficulty meter, and

a two-hour job and I'm gonna have more for you coming up on that later.

So, there's a few things that can make it a little bit difficult backing up in your

Mustang that could range from the already somewhat smaller rearview window if you're

running tint on your car, or even for the owners out there that have a set a rear window

louvers.

So, this is gonna be a very cool convenience part which is going to make it that much easier

backing up in your Mustang, and it's something that I really think just should have come

on the '05 through '14s right out of the factory.

A couple really cool features that I like about this kit here first and foremost, this

is gonna have an auto-dimming function which can always be helpful in the event you've

got somebody with a lifted truck or a Jeep behind you, that's got their lights coming

right into your field of vision.

But, the main focal point here is gonna be the three-and-a-half inch color screen, which

is gonna be built right into the mirror that will feature the backup lines which is gonna

help you get out of wherever you need to get.

But in terms of the pricing guys, expect to be spending 400 bucks here which I know might

sound like it's a little bit on the higher side, but it's a small price to pay to incorporate

that modern convenience into your car.

And lastly, this is gonna be a kit that's going to be specifically made for your '05

through '14, that's going to come with absolutely everything including a very detailed set of

instructions.

And switching gears to that installation, like I had said earlier in the video, you're

looking at a very straightforward one out of three wrenches in the difficulty meter.

But, expect to be spending about two hours worth of time to get this into your car.

But looking ahead, here are some things that I'd make sure to have on hand before you tackle

the installation guys is gonna be a Phillips head screwdriver, a T-20 Torx bit, a set of

pliers, and a little bit of patience.

So to start, what you' re gonna wanna do is remove your factory mirror, and you can do

that by essentially just taking a flathead screwdriver or anything with a hard edge and

then removing it from the base.

And you're gonna put your new Raxiom mirror in place, and then you'll need to do some

wiring up into your headliner and then down into your trim on your passenger side.

Run that into your trunk where you're then gonna be installing the camera.

Tie everything together and then you're good to go.

All right guys, so that's my quick review and installation of Raxiom's 3.5-Inch Auto-Dimming

Rear View Mirror with Backup Camera, fitting the 2005 through 2014 Mustangs without sync,

available right here at americanmuscle.com.

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Try Not To Laugh or Grin While Watching Funny Fail Compilation 2017 | Best Funny Vines April 2017 - Duration: 10:04.

Thanks for watching

Hope you have a great time

Please, like, comment and subscribe for more!!

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Blagojevich's Lawyers Back In Court To Seek Lesser Sentence - Duration: 2:06.

AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE VIDEO.

THIS IS CHOPPER TWO.

THE ENTIRE THIRD FLOOR WAS

DESTROYED AND NO ONE WAS

INJURED.

THIS IS THE FORMER GOVERNOR

ROD BLAGOJEVICH TRYING TO GET

THIS SENTENCE REDUCED.

THIS IS IN THE LOOP, GOOD

MORNING, MIKE.

Reporter: THIS TIME THEY

WERE INSIDE THE APPELLATE COURT

TO REDUCE THE GOVERNOR'S

SENTENCE OR ORDER A THIRD TRIAL

IN THE CASE.

PATTY BLAGOJEVICH APPEARED IN

COURT WITH HER HUSBAND AND THE

ENTIRE SESSION WAS OVER IN A

HALF HOUR.

TWO OF THE FORMER GOVERNORS

ARGUED THAT THE TRIAL JUDGED

LAST YEAR WHEN HE RESET HIM TO

THE ORIGINAL 14 YEAR TERM AND

THAT AN APPELLATE COURT THROUGH

OUT FIVE OF THE COUNTS AGAINST

HIM AND THEY SAY THE GOOD DEEDS

IN PRISON WERE NEVER CONSIDERED

BY THE JUDGE AND REFUSED TO

SHAVE OFF ANY TIME.

BLAGOJEVICH TRIED TO GET A

PARDON BY THE PRESIDENT BUT HE

DIDN'T ACT ON IT.

HE WANT ONCE APPEARED ON

MR. TRUMP'S SHOW AND HE DIDN'T

INDICATE WHETHER HE WOULD

ASSIST HIM IN GETTING OUT OF

PRISON.

WE HAVE ANY HOPES THAT TRUMP

MIGHT PARDON.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

THERE WAS LOTS OF TO DO

ABOUT OUR POSITION FOR COME

POLLUTE TUITIONATION.

MY FAMILY WOULD PREFER THAT WE

WIN IN APPELLATE COURT THAN GET

A PARDON.

IF HE DID THAT, IT MUST

REJECT HIS DEFENSE AT EVERY

COUNT.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WAS

OVERLOOKED BY THE COURT AND

BEER HOPING IT WILL ADDRESS IT

AND IT HAS TO REVERSE.

HE HAS TO GET A NEW TRIAL.

NOW, THE SAME THREE JUDGE

PANEL THAT HEARD PREVIOUS

APPEALS WAS IN COURT TODAY.

IT COULD BE MONTHS BEFORE

THEY MAKE A DECISION IN THE

CASE.

HE HAS BEEN IN PRISON FOR MORE

THAN FIVE YEARS FOR ATTEMPTING

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From ICU Nurse to Metalsmith: Forging a New Path in New York City - Duration: 3:28.

- You see this world in New York City,

and it just seems like Shangri-La.

It sparkles and glows, and it's just full

of this endless potential.

But also, you know, oh hi!

Whatcha doing?

I'm Desi Delong, I'm a metalsmith in New York City,

and this is my studio.

Metalsmithing became a passion for me

the second I struck hammer to anvil.

It's extremely important for me to have a vehicle

in this city.

It's a Subaru Impreza.

I use it to pick up equipment.

I drive every morning to my studio.

I also use it to travel to and from my shows

up and down the east coast that are 10 to 12 hour drives.

This car is just along for the ride,

and I've been on a pretty crazy ride the past six years.

The life I had before moving to New York,

I had a full-time job at Duke University

as a nurse in the ICU.

I had a beautiful little crossman home.

I had found that I was completely apathetic,

just passionless, and I wanted a change,

and I wanted something that felt foreign.

I wanted to be uncomfortable.

I wanted a challenge.

I realized I had to get back to my first love

which is making.

I didn't even really think about how difficult,

challenging, expensive, or hard it was going to be

to learn metalsmithing and make a living doing it.

All I thought about was just, do it.

I chose to move to New York City

because I wanted to see what living in a city would do

to my work.

I love driving to galleries that have my work

so that I can see how they put it on display.

What I have in common with Subaru is creating

a quality product that you can rely on

that's going to work and it's going to serve its purpose.

I don't wanna put anything out in the world

unless I'm absolutely passionate about it.

My past experience as a nurse is intimacy

with body and form really influences the pieces that I make,

because I think about these pieces

and how are they going to drape on the body.

My knowledge of anatomy and physicality,

that's what really influences the designs.

I've had a life that's practical and stable and safe,

and now I've had a life that's unstable and risky.

After experiencing both versions of life,

I can't really do anything now

unless I'm absolutely completely engaged.

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Mike Pence Tells Americans He "Will Not Rest" Until… - Duration: 1:18.

The Trump administration is not backing down from North Korea.

On Tuesday, while visiting Japan, Vice President Mike Pence made it clear that the U.S. will

not concede any pressure until it achieves its objective of creating a Korean Peninsula

without nuclear weapons.

The Daily Mail reports:

After meetings with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and other leaders, Pence told reporters

that President Donald Trump was confident that economic and diplomatic pressure has

a chance of compelling North Korea to cooperate.

'It is our belief by bringing together the family of nations with diplomatic and economic

pressure we have a chance of achieving a freeze on the Korean Peninsula,' Pence said.

"We will not rest and will not relent until we obtain the objective of a denuclearized

Korean Peninsula," he said.

On Monday, Pence traveled to the tense Demilitarized Zone dividing North and South Korea, where

he warned North Korea's leaders that after years of testing the U.S. and South Korea

with its nuclear ambitions, 'the era of strategic patience is over.'

what do you think about this?

Please share this news if you stand with Mike Pence!

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Jumped By Trump - Duration: 3:00.

In a criminal justice system, we are

taught that doing wrong results in

consequences... but what if you're the

commander in chief do the same rules apply?

We present to you: Jumped by Trump

Welcome to the Kevin Kenny show! With me today is

activist artist Annika Connor.

If you don't mind me saying you're looking a

little worse for wear. Tell me what's going on?

Thank you for your concern Kevin, but

this is all just painted on for artistic effect.

After Donald got elected, I felt I'd been

mugged by America, so I made this

montage of monologues, to portray how we all got

got jumped by Trump!

It's not often a white man in a suit mugs me, but when the

Republicans came at me they threatened

my Obamacare and now rescinded a gun

control law that allows any old crazy to arm up!

Take all of me... The Republicans

want to take all of me. America is scared

of my feminine power so they wrapped me

up in cautionary tape and now I can no

longer see where my body ends and their bureaucracy begins.

Everyone's been

asking me are you on a no-fly list?

I'm Indian-American! My family is from Philly.

Are you sure it's okay for me to be

talking to you?

It's exhausting protesting every day....

I was a bit surprised when I felt the

Republicans trying to pick my already

empty artistic pocket. I thought, "Fools, don't

you realize you're shaking down an empty bank?"

By eliminating the NEA, Trump sends a signal that art has no value.

But hey Goldman, hey Sachs, check your auction records.

How much was your Warhol?

How much was your Koons?

F*#!* this wall! I just found out Trump is gonna

make my avocado toast so much more expensive!

If you or your loved ones have been Jumped by Trump

call your local

legislator and demand

justice for the people!

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وی آی پی مجرہ دیکھنا ہے تو یہ ویڈیو مجرا لازمی دیکھیں - Duration: 4:37.

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Jas Prince Sues Birdman Cash Money Over Drake's Contract. He Introduced Drake to Lil Wayne | JTNEWS - Duration: 2:56.

she's going to tell with JT news well

there is more problems with the whole

Drake jazz prince jay printing now we

heard a prince last week on TMZ

basically said aight i'm i'm sending for

a little Wayne on this i'm going to make

birdman to offer he can't refuse ok well

now jazz prince jay princes son has

launched a lawsuit against Birdman over

drake's contract now basically there's a

complicated situation so Drake was once

us managed by a spire music group then

Drake met jazz prince vs jay princes son

jazz Prince basically introduced little

Wayne to Drake you know he he had him

listen to the music and that he made

that introduction okay now there was a

deal in place where aspire a jazz prince

would get a piece of the profits well

aspire did um sue cash money like a few

years ago and because they weren't

getting any of their money and Drake and

Birdman signed something exclusive deals

2013 that blocked a spire from getting

millions of dollars oh it's like it's a

real shady situation going on very

complex this is why a lot of people

don't like the music business because

there's so many slimy things that go on

so Birdman and slim have yet to pay out

any of the profits to aspire or jazz

print so jazz Prince is now launching a

lawsuit I think he has a percentage of a

spire music group now at the same time

so they're kind of joining forces in

going against cash money yeah I can't

believe there's so many problems like if

you don't realize at this point little

Wayne suing Cash Money aspire producers

something is wrong with the way they do

their business practices you know we all

look up to Birdman slim for building an

empire but you know you got to do good

business at the same time you know so

there's no results in so far nobody's

getting any money out

the situation seems like they're kind of

hoarding the money you know I think

Drake is done with his cash money deal

though so because he's done eight albums

at this point I think he's done with

this contract just not saying anything

about it probably wants to leave

peacefully and then move on to Apple

because he does have a deal with Apple

okay so like to see how this all pans

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I'm going to be traveling in Europe. I

don't know, I know right now, I'm

planning to go to Berlin and Brussels

and I will also stop by other places. I

don't know where they are. So, people in Europe

-- they could get a small group

together, you know, who have been

following me. And I would consider

stopping by those places. Otherwise, I

will be doing a program in London fairly

soon, because there's a reasonably large

number of followers in London there for me. So, I

have not been there for quite a while

so I plan to do that. And also, I want you

to go and see the video that I made

about the Easter, the importance of

Easter and where I talk about the

Astral Body, on the career of Jesus and

that's all about the Resurrection of

Jesus. God Bless.

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Bill Nye: Will Robots Take Everyone's Job? - Duration: 3:25.

Hey Bill.

My name's Ian and I'm a computer science student.

So the fields of machine learning and robotics have been making technological advances and

replacing human labor at a blinding speed.

And at this point it seems almost inevitable that virtually all jobs are going to be automated

in the future.

So my question is this: When and if machines replace our jobs, what should we spend our

lives accomplishing instead?

Is there some greater goal that we should aim toward?

Thank you so much.

Bill Nye: Machines are going to replace every job?

What about this job right here man?!

What about that, I'm thinking!

What about that man?

So I think there will still be a great many jobs that require human involvement.

After all, why have humans build machines if there isn't something humans want to

do?

Like play baseball or argue about what machines are going to do.

So I claim that there's a lot of jobs that we would all prefer machines do.

I don't know if you've ever made pancake batter mixing it by hand; It's okay.

Cake batter, mixing it by hand; It's okay.

But it's easier to do it with an electric mixer.

I don't know if you've gotten up every morning and adjusted the thermostat in your

apartment or house, and then when you leave for work or school you turn it back down.

And then when you come home you turn it back up, and then right before you go to bed you

turn it back down.

I don't know if you've done all that, but automating that seems to me cool and nice.

I don't know how much welding you've done of auto bodies.

It's a cool skill to develop but it's not one that really we all are going to need

in the future.

My grandfather went into World War I on a horse.

He was apparently a skilled enough horseback rider to live through it.

It's not a skill that most – I grew up driving a stick shift in a car.

I can drive a stick shift.

It's not a skill you need anymore.

I mean very seldom.

So it's okay man!

As jobs become automated humans will go do what humans want to do: Come up with new machines,

come up with new ideas, new techniques in mathematics that will simplify things even

more.

Make discoveries of life on another world.

And what I still love about movies and television and computer videos: it's still handmade.

I so love that.

The lights are put in by hand.

We make these decisions about what questions to take from you by hand (or by brain).

And I still love that.

So yes, we want to automate the world to the extent that is comfortable, but no more.

We can do this man!

It's going to be great.

You go to the airport.

You get on the train between terminals you trust that it's going to drive you from

one place to another without crashing because engineers have been very diligent setting

it up.

The train figures how much people weigh and their luggage, provides the right amount of

electricity to accelerate and decelerate the train and we trust that.

That's good.

That doesn't mean we're not going to want to travel.

It's good.

That's a good question though.

Carry on man.

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The Trump administration is not backing down from North Korea.

On Tuesday, while visiting Japan, Vice President Mike Pence made it clear that the U.S. will

not concede any pressure until it achieves its objective of creating a Korean Peninsula

without nuclear weapons.

The Daily Mail reports:

After meetings with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and other leaders, Pence told reporters

that President Donald Trump was confident that economic and diplomatic pressure has

a chance of compelling North Korea to cooperate.

'It is our belief by bringing together the family of nations with diplomatic and economic

pressure we have a chance of achieving a freeze on the Korean Peninsula,' Pence said.

"We will not rest and will not relent until we obtain the objective of a denuclearized

Korean Peninsula," he said.

On Monday, Pence traveled to the tense Demilitarized Zone dividing North and South Korea, where

he warned North Korea's leaders that after years of testing the U.S. and South Korea

with its nuclear ambitions, 'the era of strategic patience is over.'

what do you think about this?

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Sugar Made Simple PART 2 - Duration: 2:58.

Hi I'm Rue Asher Hypnotherapist and Coach in

Sussex specializing in weight loss and

weight control and today I'm going to

continue talking about sugar. So Sugar

Made Simple. Last time I talked about the

history of sugar in our diet and

in this episode I'm going to talk about

what happens in your body when you

actually eat sugar. So how is sugar

metabolized by our bodies? When we

eat carbohydrate containing foods such as

pasta, bread, rice, starchy vegetables,

cakes, fruit and any foods containing

refined sugar, our body digests it and

turns it into a substance called glucose,

This glucose then circulates around in our

bloodstream. Glucose is

actually our main source of fuel and is

essential to the brain

for healthy functioning. But the ideal

amount of glucose in our bloodstream at

one time is between 1 and 2 teaspoons no

more. Insulin is a hormone produced by

the pancreas and its job is to clear the

blood of this excess glucose,

distribute it and store it in places

such as our liver or our muscles so that

we can use it later on for energy.

However if there's too much glucose in

the bloodstream - over 2 teaspoons or if

these stores become full then any excess

is moved to the cells and stored as fat

and the other bad news is that long-term

high levels of glucose sloshing

around in our bloodstream can result in

insulin resistance - this is where the

pancreas can't cope anymore and insulin

no longer provides an effective clearing

job. This can eventually lead to type

2 diabetes, a very nasty disease indeed.

However going below one teaspoon can

result in feeling tired, low mood and a

lack of concentration - that 3 pm in the

afternoon energy dip that we sometimes

get. We then have the desire to consume

fast energy releasing sugary foods

or snacks that pick us back up. But

eating more sugar is only a short term

answer that only exacerbates the problem,

resulting in the cycle repeating itself

over again and storing the

excess glucose is fat. Do you get a

dip in energy about 3 p.m. every day?

Maybe cuttingand down on sugar in your

diet will help. Please watch Part 3

for my tips on which foods you you can

replace to help you do this. Thanks

for watching and you'll be able to watch

Part 3 soon where I'll be discussing how

to cut down on sugar by making some

simple changes in your diet. Please

subscribe to my channel so you don't

miss out and like and share this video.

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Nursery Rhymes Songs Collection | Jack And Jill Rhyme And More by Anon Kids | Kindergarten Rhymes - Duration: 1:02:18.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and broke his crown,

And Jill came tumbling after.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Then up got Jack and said to Jill,

As in his arms he took her,

"Brush off that dirt for you're not hurt,

Let's fetch that pail of water."

Then up got Jack and said to Jill,

Let's fetch that pail of water."

So Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch the pail of water,

And took it home to Mother dear,

Who thanked her son and daughter.

So Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch the pail of water,

And took it home to Mother dear,

Who thanked her son and daughter.

When the band begins to play,

"Tum Tum! Tum Tum Tum Tum!"

With rolling of the drum,

Then my feet begin to move,

And my fingers start to strum,

And my heart begins to beat,

And my Bing is starts to strum

And my heart begins to beat,

"Pum Pum Pum Pum!"

How I love the little flute,

"Toot Toot! Toot Toot Toot Toot!"

The jolly little flute! Oh!

"Toot Toot! Toot Toot Toot Toot!"

The jolly little flute! Oh!

My feet just want to

March in step all day,

When the band, the band,

The band begins to play.

We walk along We sing along

We are going to The big big zoo

There are Lions that roar

Sea lions at the shore

And an elephant blue

At the big big zoo

We walk along We sing along

We are going to The big big zoo

Chimpanzees laugh, Cute chipmunks jump

On tiny legs two At the big big zoo

We walk along We sing along

We are going to The big big zoo

Pretty striped zebras

All from Africa

Spotty Giraffes too At the big big zoo

We walk along We sing along

We are going to The big big zoo

Dancing peacocks, Singing Amazon parrots

Green doves coo At the big big zoo

We walk along We sing along

We are going to The big big zoo

The hippopotamus Bears and polar bears

baby pandas few At the big big zoo

We walk along We sing along

We are going to The big big zoo

Stingrays, eels And turtles swim

There's a Crocodile too At the big big zoo

Come walk along Come sing along

Join us, will you? To the big, big zoo!

Hot Cross Buns

Hot Cross Buns

one ha' penny, two ha' penny,

Hot Cross Buns

one ha' penny, two ha' penny,

Hot Cross Buns

Hot Cross Buns

Hot Cross Buns

one ha' penny, two ha' penny,

Hot Cross Buns

one ha' penny, two ha' penny,

Hot Cross Buns

If you have no daughters,

give them to your sons,

one ha' penny, two ha' penny,

Hot Cross Buns

one ha' penny, two ha' penny,

Hot Cross Buns

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep

And doesn't know where to find them

Leave them alone

And they'll come home

Wagging their tails behind them

Little Bo Peep she looked for her sheep

But didn't quite know how to find them

She looked everywhere

From here and to there

But still couldn't think where to find them

Little Bo Peep began to weep

And lay down to rest for a while

She fell fast asleep

While counting her sheep

Then dreamt they came home with a smile

Little Bo Peep had fallen asleep

And dreamt that she was all alone

But when she awoke

And pulled back her cloak

She saw that her sheep had come home

Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep

And didn't know where to find them

She left them alone

And they came home

Wagging their tails behind them

Far away in the ocean,

Far below the sea

There's a little mermaid

Who dances with glee..

She sings the songs of oceans..

And fish playing in caves..

She swims to the rhythm..

Of the ripples and the waves..

They say at times you can see..

She's sitting on a rock

Amidst the deep blue sea

Playing with her golden locks

Like a princess she is beautiful..

My favorite little mermaid

Her stories are so wonderful

All of them I've read..!

An apple slice, A cucumber

Peas and rice

For our hunger

Come on everyone Give me company..

Crunch crunch

Go the carrots I munch munch

Like the parrots

Come on everyone Finish off your meal.

Fruits and veggies,

Grains and cereal One by one they march

Between my teeth And down my throat

Round and round

A yummy swirl in my tummy...

You and I and all our friends

We'll be strong and tall

Let's all eat And drink water

We'll be healthy and happy Come on..

Everyone Give me company

Come on everyone Give me company

Come on everyone Finish off your meal.

Everyone Give me company

Come on everyone Give me company

Engine, engine, number nine,

Running on the Chicago Line.

See it sparkle, see it shine,

Engine, engine, number nine.

Engine, engine, number nine.

Running on the Chicago Line.

See it sparkle, see it shine,

Engine, engine, number nine.

Engine, engine, number nine.

Running on the Chicago Line.

See it sparkle, see it shine,

Engine, engine, number nine.

A little fairy comes at night

Her eyes are blue, her hair is brown,

With silver spots upon her wings,

And from the moon she flutters down.

She has a little silver wand,

And when a good child goes to bed,

She waves her hand from right to left,

And makes a circle round its head.

And then it dreams of pleasant things,

Of fountains filled with fairy fish,

And trees that bear delicious fruit,

And bow their branches at a wish.

Kittycat, kittycat, How about you?

"Meow, meow, meow! And I purr, too."

Kittycat, kittycat, How about you?

"Meow, meow, meow! And I purr, too..."

Pretty bird, pretty bird, Have you a song?

"Tweet, tweet, tweet! The whole day long."

Pretty bird, pretty bird, Have you a song?

"Tweet, tweet, tweet! The whole day long......."

Jersey cow, Jersey cow, What do you do?

"Moo, moo, moo! And i'll give milk, too."

Jersey cow, Jersey cow, What do you do?

"Moo, moo, moo! And i'll give milk, too.."

Little lamb, little lamb, What do you say?

"Baa, baa, baa! Can Mary play?"

Little lamb, little lamb, What do you say?

"Baa, baa, baa! Can Mary play....?"

Can Mary play..?

Can Mary play..?

Can Mary play..?

Can Mary play..?

Lovely kites In the sky

Light and bright, Floating high

They dance, and they sway

In the breeze all day!

See them glide In wavy trails

Followed by Their swirly tails

They dance, and they sway

In the breeze all day!

Like little birds Up, up they soar

Pretty diamonds In merry colours

They dance, and they sway

In the breeze all day!

Red and yellow Blue and green

Like the rainbow They gleam

They dance, and they sway

In the breeze all day!

They bring smiles To you and me

Across miles In between

They dance, and they sway

In the breeze all day!

They dance, and they sway

In the breeze all day!

A picnic blanket

A picnic basket

Some sprightly music

On your lips

A picnic bagel

A picnic sun-hat

Some bright sunshine In your eyes

Come on, let's dance our way

To a picnic at the park.

Bring along Your teddy bears

Bring along Your best friends

Come on, let's dance our way

To a picnic at the park.

Some bubble fun A crazy run

We'll play games, Have fun in the sun

Come on, let's dance our way

To a picnic at the park...

Sing a song of colours

Tell me what you see.

Can you see red apples

growing on a tree?

Look up at the big white clouds

In a sky so blue,

Run across the green grass

find flowers in every hue!

Sit down on a brown rug,

And eat a fruity lunch.

Raspberries pink and purple

Grapes - a juicy little bunch!

Soft peech is bright and orange

Yellow benanas too...

Rainbow colours fruits to share

Just for me and You....

But in the sky turn dark and grey

and the rain begins to fall

Quickly run inside the house

let a blackbird eat it all

Together we solve

Jigsaws Of animals

Together we build

Towers of building blocks

Together we paint

Rainbows Pink and yellow

Together we make Satin bows

That shine and glow

We are friends Best friends,

All the time We happily spend,

When we fight We make amends,

We play at school And after it ends,

We are friends Best friends

All the time We happily spend,

When we fight We make amends,

We are friends Best friends

Together we run And swing

And slide at the park

Together we jump, Play see-saw

And climb a toy shark

Together we learn All lessons

Taught at school Together we enjoy

Our vacation every June

We are friends Best friends,

All the time We happily spend

When we fight We make amends,

We play at school And after it ends,

We are friends Best Friends

All the time We happily spend

When we fight We make amends,

We are friends Best friends

My little kitty so cute and pretty!

She follows me all around the city

On her back she lies

She blinks her eyes

My little kitty so cute and pretty

She softly purrs when I stroke her fur

She laps up quick from her bowl of milk

My little kitty so cute and pretty!

She has stripes of gold and whiskers bold

She's small and sweet..

To the eyes, a treat

My little kitty so cute and pretty!

She loves to cuddle below the couch

And dances with me to the tune of rhymes

My little kitty so cute and pretty..

So cute and pretty..

My little kitty so cute and pretty..

So cute and pretty..

When I sing, they clap

When I dance, they tap

When I smile, they also smile..!

When I run, they cheer

When I fear, they're here

When I'm fine they're also fine..!

I love my mom,

She loves me back

I love my dad,

He loves me back

Brothers, sisters,

Grandparents,

Uncles, aunts, and everyone

I love my family...

Yeah! My family...!

When they're near I am glad

When they're far I am sad

Yet I know, I know They're always mine!

I love my mom,

She loves me back

I love my dad,

He loves me back

Brothers, sisters, Grandparents,

Uncles, aunts, and everyone

I love my family..

Yeah! I love my family...!

Two little eyes

They shine when they rise

They move to the left They move to the right

They look to the ground and they look

To the sky...

Can you tell me what your eyes can see..

In the morning sunshine?

Two little ears All the songs they hear!

They wiggle to the left They wiggle to the right

They hear loud voices and soft ones too...

Can you tell me what your ears can hear..

To fill you up with tuneful cheer..!

Two little hands They reach for the stars

They sway to the left They sway to the right

Ten little fingers wiggle and play all around

Can you tell me how your little hands..

Can play and dance..?

Two little legs They jump and jiggle

They walk to the left They walk to the right

They jump up high,

With feet in the air..

Can you tell me how your little legs..

Can jump and dance..?

Oh, you beautiful bumblebee!

Don't go buzzin' yourself at me..

Oh, you beautiful bumblebee!

Don't go buzzin' yourself at me..

Oh, you beautiful bumblebee!

Don't go buzzin' yourself at me..

There's no honey inside my head;

Go and buzz at a flow'r instead.

There's no honey inside my head;

Go and buzz at a flow'r instead.

Oh, you beautiful bumblebee!

Don't go buzzin' at me..!

When I sing, they clap

When I dance, they tap

When I smile, they also smile..!

When I run, they cheer

When I fear, they're here

When I'm fine They're also fine!

I love my mom,

She loves me back

I love my dad,

He loves me back

Brothers, sisters, Grandparents,

Uncles, aunts, and everyone..

I love my family..

Yeah! My family...!

When they're near I am glad

When they're far I am sad

Yet I know, I know They're always mine.!

I love my mom,

She loves me back

I love my dad,

He loves me back

Brothers, sisters, Grandparents,

Uncles, aunts, and everyone

I love my family...

Yeah! I love my family...!

I'm a little monkey How do you do today?

See me take my hat off When I shout "Hooray"

I can clap my hands

And stamp upon the floor

See if you can do the same

And then we'll have some more

I'm a little monkey

Hey hey..

I'm a little monkey

Hooray...

I'm a little monkey

Hey hey...

I'm a little monkey

Hooray..

I'm a little monkey Hey hey...Hooray..

I can stick my hands out

Then tuck them away See my head go nodding

Nodding all the day

I'm a little monkey

Hip hip hurray

I'm a little monkey

Hey hey...

I'm a little monkey

Hey hey...

I'm a little monkey

Hooray..

I'm a little monkey

Hey hey...

I'm a little monkey

Hooray..

I'm a little monkey

Hey hey...

I'm a little monkey

Hooray..

There was a little turtle,

He lived in a box.

He swam in a puddle,

He climbed upon the rocks.

He snapped at a mosquito.

He snapped at a flea.

He snapped at a minnow,

And he snapped at me.

He caught the mosquito,

He caught the flea,

He caught the minnow;

But he didn't catch me!

Spread your arms out wide

The wings of an aeroplane

Here's Ready to glide!

A big, big aeroplane!

Whoo..........sh

Our aeroplane goes!

Bend your little knees

Fly low, low, low

Zigzag above trees

Sometimes slow.

Whoo.......sh

Our aeroplane goes!

Now on your tiptoes,

Fly high, high, high

Faster above those

Clouds in the sky

Whoo.......sh

Our aeroplane goes!

Tip to the right,

then Tip to the left

Tip into a cloud and

Wriggle, jiggle, shake

Whoo.......sh

Our aeroplane goes!

In sunshine bright

Over hills and vales,

Fly over a sight

Like in fairy tales

Whoo.......sh

Whoo.......sh

Whoo.......sh

Whoo.......sh

Our aeroplane goes

Our aeroplane goes

Our aeroplane goes

Our aeroplane goes

'Woof, woof' says

My little doggy

I take him for a walk

By the river, to the park

When he's happy

He gets wiggly wiggly

With his little tail

Up in the air.

'Meow' says

My little kitty

She blinks her eyes

Eats beans and rice

She loves a cuddle

Jumps in a puddle

When I stroke her soft fur

She happily purrs.

'Hello' say

My little goldfish

Ever-so-softly

Ever-so-gently

So merrily they play

In the water all day

And rush to my finger

As soon as I am there

"Love you' says my little parrot

In a sing-song voice

Sure you'll rejoice

He loves to talk

He goes 'squawk squawk'

He eats bird seed

With a great speed.

I've a dear little dolly

And her eyes are bright blue.

She can open and shut them

And she smiles at me too.

I've a dear little dolly

And her eyes are bright blue.

She can open and shut them

And she smiles at me too..

In the morning, I wake her

And I take her out to play.

But what I like best is to rock her

At the close of the day...

I've a dear little dolly

And her eyes are bright blue..

She can open and shut them

And she smiles at me too.

Butterfly, butterfly,

Sit on my chin,

Your wings are like tinsel,

So yellow and thin.

Butterfly, butterfly,

Sit on my chin.

Butterfly, butterfly,

Give me a kiss;

If you give me a dozen

There's nothing amiss.

Butterfly, butterfly,

Give me a kiss;

Butterfly, butterfly,

Off to the flowers,

Wee, soulless sprite

Of the long.. summer hours.

Off to the flowers.. Butterfly..

O..

Let's dig a little garden,

Garden, garden,

Let's dig a little garden,

This sunny April day.

Let's dig a little garden,

Garden, garden,

This sunny April day...

Let's rake our little garden,

Garden, garden,

Let's rake our little garden,

This sunny April day..

Let's rake our little garden,

Garden, garden,

This sunny April day...

Let's plant the little garden,

Garden, garden,

Let's plant the little garden,

This sunny, April day.

Let's plant the little garden,

Garden, garden,

This sunny, April day...

Let's hoe our little garden,

Garden, garden,

Let's hoe our little garden,

This sunny, April day.

Let's hoe our little garden,

Garden, garden,

This sunny, April day.

Let's watch our little garden,

Garden, garden,

Let's watch our little garden

This sunny, April day.

Let's watch our little garden,

Garden, garden,

And wait for flow'rs in May!

Five little froggies sat on the shore

One went for a swim,

Then there were four.

Four little froggies sat on the shore

Four little froggies

Looked out to sea

One went swimming, then there were three

Three little froggies sat on the shore

Three little froggies said

"What can we do?"

One jumped in the water, then there were two

Two little froggies sat on the shore

Two little froggies sat in the sun

One swam off,

and then there was one

One little froggie sat on the shore

One little froggie said "This is no fun!"

He dived in the water,then there were none!

No little froggies left on the shore..

One, two, three, four, five

Once I caught a fish alive.

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

Then I let it go again.

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

Then I let it go again.

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

Then I let it go again.

Why did I let it go?

Because it bit my finger so.

Why did I let it go?

Because it bit my finger so.

Why did I let it go?

Because it bit my finger so.

Which finger did it bite?

The little finger on the right.

Which finger did it bite?

The little finger on the right.

I had a little Puppy,

His name was Mack McCrae;

I lent him to Miss Miller

While I was far away.

Oh oh Puppy..!

His name was Mack McCrae..

She petted him, she fed him

On things to make him fat;

And when I came back home again,

My Puppy was a dog!

Oh my Puppy..

My Puppy was a dog..!

Oh.. oh.. Puppy..

His name was Mack McCrae..

Oh.. oh.. Puppy..

My Puppy was a dog..!

Hush! Baby Dolly,

I pray, you don't cry,

I'll give you some bread,

And some milk; by and by..

Hush..!

Hush! Baby Dolly, don't cry..

Hush! Baby Dolly,

I pray, you don't cry,

I'll give you some bread,

And some milk; by and by..

Or perhaps you want a custard,

Or maybe a tart;

Then to either you're welcome,

With all of my heart.

Hush!

Hush! Baby Dolly, don't cry..

Hush!

Hen, hen, count to ten;

Goat, goat, get your coat;

Pig, pig, dance a jig.

Hen, goat, pig.

Mouse, mouse, build a house;

Chick, chick, make it quick;

Cat, cat, find your hat.

Mouse, chick, cat.

Meaow..!

Bear, bear, go upstairs,

Mite, mite, say good night;

Sheep, sheep, go to sleep.

Bear, mite, sheep;

Baa...

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