Splitsie: Is there anything in this galaxy that DOESN'T want to kill me?
I've gotta get back to the ship before they find it.
If they haven't already.
I wonder if Capac has actually managed to get anywhere with the repairs..
Haircut: What are we stopping for?
Thumbs: I swear we must have lost him back there somewhere.
Haircut: I didn't see nothin'.
Did you see something?
You didn't, didya?
Knucklehead.
Thumbs: He can't have come this far on foot you pox ridden powder room!
Haircut: If I had a nickel for every time you...
Thumbs: Don't start with me Haircut!
You're like me dear ol' ma.
Plain to look at and dumb as a post.
Haircut: When I'm done killing this runaway,
I'm gonna have your guts for garters, Thumbs.
Pretty garters. All lacy like.
Thumbs: We ain't gonna kill him idiot, the boss wants to talk to him,
find out what he's up to.
He could be a spy!
Haircut: Nobody wants to spy on us, you filthy frothing pineapple.
The secrets of your underwear drawer are safe between you and
that weird guy on the night shift who files his teeth to points.
Thumbs: Leave Hogarth out of this!
Haircut: Then get back in the cab and get moving
you pathetic parody of a penguin parmigiana.
Thumbs: Fine, you assinine alliterative Antwerp.
As long as you get 'all' the credit.
Haircut: I always do.
Oh!
Capac: That one goes there, this one goes here.
I think.
Figure: Beep.
Capac: Are you sure those are the same voltage?
Figure: Beep beep bop.
Capac: Just let me know if it starts smoking.
Figure: Beep beep beep, beep beep, beep beep!
Capac: Ok, ok, I'll turn it off!
Figure: Beep bop.
Capac: I think we can bypass this whole section anyway.
Just patch this next one straight into the main bus.
I'm gonna pop outside for a minute.
I wonder what's happened to Splitsie..
He should have been back ages ago.
He'd have us ship shape in no time.
Maybe the beacon was from an escape pod full of sexy beach volleyball players...
I better get back to work I guess.
Splitsie: Alright, it looks like it's all clear.
Ow!
What the...
Where did you come from??
Oh.. were you following me this whole time?
You could have lead them straight to me!
Never mind!
Let's just get back to the ship!
Splitsie: First the computer, then the mine cart,
then the mining machine, then the crazy ship...
I'm really starting to dislike all these smart machines.
If I could go the rest of my days without another insane robo-whatsit...
Capac: Are you insane? Get down from there!
Figure: Beep boop beep bop.
Capac: High current does not mean running the cable through a ceiling duct!
I guess I still need to iron out a few kinks.
Figure: Beep beeboop.
Capac: Just come down, please?
Splitsie: *Sigh* We seem to have lost them for now...
I don't think they'll find us down here.
*yawn*
Just a few hours rest, then back to the ship.
Hopefully then we can figure out who is chasing me and what to do about it.
*sigh* This place is actually pretty peaceful.
When it isn't trying to kill me.
Laying on the sand, watching the stars twinkle.
They don't do that in space you know.
Its all distortions caused by the atmosphere.
*yawn*
Minion: *clears throat*
Boss: Where are they?!?!
Minion: I don't know boss!
We're lookin'!
Boss: No one tinkers with my stuff and gets away with it!
Minion: We got teams out on the ground, and in the air, we'll find them.
Boss: You better. I don't know what is going on in this system,
but I'm going to find out, and these guys have something to do with it!
I want answers!
Make sure you take at least one of them alive!
Capac: I think its gonna work, but what a mess... Splitsie's gonna kill me...
Maybe if I don't mention any of it he won't say anything.
Maybe he'll bring me back some presents!
I wonder if there was a gift shop...
'I visited a desert world and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'.
Splitsie: What the..?!
Figure: Beep boop.
Splitsie: Capac! What is this?
What have you done now?!?!
I told you to fix the place not tear it apart!
Capac: You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelettes first.
Splitsie: Ugh, what's our status?
CAPAC A little hurt to be honest.
We've been working real hard!
And I'm hungry.
Splitsie: Alright. Can we fly?
Capac: Not yet, but we're making good progress!
Splitsie: I suppose 'Steve' has been doing all the heavy lifting?
Capac: Steve is more of a backseat driver type.
Its mostly been me.
Splitsie: Huh. Good to hear you've been trying to be responsible.
Capac: And Reginald.
Splitsie: Reginald?
Reginald: Beep boop.
Minion: Boss! Boss!
Sparky's team found something on the western plain!
Boss: If its another rock that looks a little bit like
human anatomy I will skin him.
Minion: Its a ship!
It looks like it crashed recently!
Boss: That's it!
Have they engaged?
Minion: They're holding back, watching.
They thought you might like to handle it personally.
Boss: I would indeed.
Tell Sparky to keep an eye on them.
And that he's promoted.
Assign him an extra beer ration.
Minion: Yes boss!
Should I your mighty chariot ready boss?
Boss: Yes. now.
And call in the men.
Splitsie: Well if THAT is the computer now,
you'll have to upload the plans into THAT then!
Capac: He's not a that, he's a Reginald.
And why do we want a hydraulic bust anyway?
Splitsie: I said retrofit the main engines for hydrogen thrust!
We'll need the extra kick to make orbit.
Upload the plans and start re-configuring the launch systems.
I'm going to go outside and refit the engines.
We need to launch ASAP.
Capac: What's the big rush?
I kinda like it here!
Splitsie: Just trust me, alright?
We aren't alone on this planet.
I want you to make sure you and THAT stay inside AT ALL TIMES.
No matter what you see, DO NOT come outside.
Capac: Oh, am I grounded?
Splitsie: Yes.
You're grounded.
Capac: Oh man!
Capac: I'll show him!
Reginald!
We gotta get this thing up and running!
Come here so I can put hydrated dust into your brain!
Splitsie: And stay off comms!
If I hear a peep out of you, or that thing, or ANY MUSIC, I will personally eject your
rock collection into space!
Capac: That's not mine, that's Steve's!
I guess I'll start on my chores then, DAD!
Reginald: Beep beep boop?
Capac: No we aren't related.
I think.
I'm pretty sure.
Reginald: Honk.
Capac: Honk?
I don't remember recording that..
Reginald: Beep bop?
Capac: Well he's got some kind of bee in his bonnet.
I'm sure he knows what he's doing though.
Let's get to work!
Reginald: Beep?
Capac: If it HAD been sexy volleyballers
I'm sure he would have said so.
Boss: Don't just stand there!
Get me some marshmallows!
Minion: Right away boss! I think I got some in the back here..
Boss: Keeping these savages in line is so... tiresome...
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