Youtube daily report Apr 21 2017

(instrumental music)

(monitor beeping)

- Doctor!

Doctor, get in here quick!

- [Doctor] Is everything all right?

- The coma patient, sir.

He's woke.

- What?

No, he's not awake.

- No, no, no.

It's not that he's awake,

it's that he's woke.

See.

Even though he's asleep,

he's somehow aware of all the social injustices

black people are facing everyday.

That's why he's wearing this sweet ass

Black Lives Matter shirt.

- Actually, all lives matter.

What, I'm a doctor.

I took an oath.

- Oh, wait a minute.

He's got a voting ballot from 2014

and he wrote in Rachel Dolezal.

Aw, you know, he didn't know, none of us knew back then.

(cellphone ringing)

Oh shit!

He's getting a call from Erykah Badu.

This dude is woke as fuck.

- Wait, I don't understand.

How does he know what's going on?

- Well, I'm glad you asked that.

It's not just about (pensive music)

seeing and hearing.

Being woke is a feeling,

deep inside the human heart.

- He's right.

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

- Oh my God, you're awake!

And you you use to care about such trivial shit!

But now,

you probably don't care that Girls just ended.

- What!

Girls is ending?

You bastard!

(gasping) (monitor flatlines)

- Why'd you have to say that man?

Such a fucking morning.

For more infomation >> Ya Killin' Me - Woke - Uncensored - Duration: 1:53.

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Ya Killin' Me - Roommate - Uncensored - Duration: 2:09.

(dramatic music)

(gasps)

- Where am I?

Hey man, who are you?

What's going on?

- You were in a coma, be quiet,

I'm watching the latest episode of Fargo.

- What, Fargo?

That's not a television show.

That's a movie like Lethal Weapon or Training Day.

- Shh, those are both TV shows.

- What?

No, man, I'm talking about movies in the theater.

You're talking about TV shows on television

like Entourage or Sex in the City.

- Shut the fuck up, man.

Those are both movies, by the way.

- What?

No, movies are full-length-cinematic releases

like Teen Wolf, or Scream, or Catfish.

- Those are all currently television shows on MTV!

Shut the fuck up!

- Quit fucking with me, man!

- I'm trying to watch Fargo!

- TV shows air episodically, weekly, on television

like CHiPs, or Baywatch, or 21 Jump Street!

- Movie, movie, movie!

- You're fucking killing me, man!

Movies are different.

Movies are longer.

Movies are things like Taken, Hannibal, Rush Hour,

Psycho, Limitless, Shooter, Westworld!

- Shut the fuck up, asshole!

- God damn!

- Those are all TV shows!

- Fuck you!

(screams)

- Dammit, that's piss!

- I can't deal with this anymore.

Shut the fuck up.

I just want to read my god damn book.

Where's my copy of Girl on the Train?

Where is it?

It's always next to me.

- Are you talking about this?

- Why is that so shiny?

- Because it's a fucking movie.

- That's not a fucking movie, man, that's a book.

- It's a movie, and guess what, they ruined it.

- How dare you?

It's a perfect book!

- They ruined the movie!

- Oh fuck! (flatline beeps)

(sighs)

And now I missed the end of Fargo!

(flatline beeps)

- Hey guys, do you know Three Musketeers is a candy bar now?

Guys?

Fuck.

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Ya Killin' Me - Ex-Wife - Duration: 2:09.

(dramatic music)

(sobs)

- You're awake from your coma

Hallelujah , it's a miracle!

- Baby.

What's this book?

- Oh, I pray now.

Oh yes, and I saw my rosary.

Since you were in this coma, a lot has changed.

Sign this.

Is this divorce papers?

- How do you expect me to marry the love of my life

without a divorce from you?

- Hey, babe. Look.

I'm trending on Snapchat.

- Ah, that's great, baby.

Because we'll be chattin' about my snatch tonight.

Oh yeah.

- What is Snapchat?

How old is that kid?

- Don't you worry about it.

He gave me three beautiful children.

More than what you could do.

- He gave you children?

That seems very quick.

(sighs)

Baby, we're supposed to stay together forever,

like Brad and Angie.

- Oh shit, honey, they even split up.

- No they didn't!

- Yes they did.

- [Man] No they didn't! - [Woman] Yes they did.

- Why?

Well, at least they're gonna be

sharing custody of those kids.

I know that for a fact,

'cause there is a lot of love in that house.

- Actually, Angelina wants full custody

(shouts)

- You're killing me!

Why?

Brad Pitt is the perfect human.

- Would you grow up?

Breakups happen. Now sign the damn papers.

- Yeah, I'll sign these damn papers.

But it is gonna take a lot

of One Direction ballads

to get over these two breakups.

- No it ain't, One Direction broke up too.

(beeping)

Ah, hell to the no. Wake yo ass up.

You, no.

- Stand back, are you his wife?

- Yes, still!

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

Go, go to the light.

Go to the light!

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Ya Killin' Me - Celebrity Deaths - Uncensored - Duration: 1:46.

(dramatic music)

(beeping)

(gasping)

(Bonko sniffs)

- Who you man?

What you doing?

- Hey buddy.

You just woke up from your coma.

Name's Bonko, the god damn hospital clown

with the funk up, bro.

- Are those my pills?

- Yeah man, sorry.

My career's been deader than David Bowie and Prince,

so hence the medicine.

- Prince and Bowie died?

- Oh yeah, that's right.

You don't know dick about fuck.

A lot of dumb mother fucks died

while you were in that coma.

Like a bitch Carrie Fisher.

- No.

- And the mother fucker Harrison Ford's.

- I don't care about.

- Character Han Solo.

- Han Solo died?

Oh no.

- You a big Han Solo fan?

- No man, I just hate spoilers.

- We also lost poor Zsa Zsa.

- Zsa Zsa?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor, the actress.

- No. - She was kind of an actress.

She slapped that cop.

- Oh, Zsa Zsa, that's fine.

I thought you were doing an all Star Wars thing.

- No, I'd never do that to someone.

I'm not a fucking nerd.

- Hey man, give me my pill.

- Get off, bro, you get off my shit.

I'm just fucked up ever since Ringling Brothers

made the announcement that they were pulling the plug

on all operation.

- The Ringling Brothers?

- Yeah, why do you think I'm a hospital clown?

- They killed the greatest show on earth.

(beeping)

- Hello?

- Clear.

- Hey, can I get a light off one of those?

For more infomation >> Ya Killin' Me - Celebrity Deaths - Uncensored - Duration: 1:46.

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Spring Cleaning - Duration: 21:28.

For more infomation >> Spring Cleaning - Duration: 21:28.

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Ya Killin' Me - Atheist Rabbit - Uncensored - Duration: 1:52.

(dramatic music)

(beeping)

- Oh fuck, you're awake.

- Is that a MacRib?

- Yep, you have to wait a whole nother year

to get one of these bad boys.

- Another year?

Ah fuck, I woke up too early.

Put me back in the fucking coma, man.

(beeping)

(children laughing)

Are you the Easter Bunny?

- Actually, used to be.

Now I'm the Atheist Rabbit.

Everything you thought you knew about Easter's lies, fatso.

- You're so cool.

- I am. - Yeah.

- You know what's not cool?

- The MacRib only being available for a limited time

when the Big Mac is available year round?

- Yes.

It's not like he was made out of Adman's big match,

it was made out of his MacRib.

I have something I need to show you.

- Show me.

(screaming)

What?

Oh my, fuck you, what is that?

Holy shit.

- Oh yeah.

Yes, yeah.

(laughing)

- Oh my God, this is rabbit.

I think I love you.

- I love you.

- Will you marry me?

- I want you so bad.

- Yes. - But I just can't.

The president passed a bunch of wacky laws now.

- What?

- And a man can't marry a male rabbit

who shits sandwiches.

- No.

That's crazy.

(screaming)

- Send me home.

(beeping)

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Kim Jong-un makes Time's '100 Most Influential' list for 7th straight year - Duration: 0:43.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been named in Time Magazine's list of 100 most influential

people in the world... for the seventh year in a row.

He has the second-most appearances of the people on this year's list, second only to

Chinese President Xi Jinping, who has been on the list eight times.

Listed under the 'Leaders' section of the list, Kim is described as dangerous leader

with "unrelenting and accelerating nuclear ambitions" amid no signs of him "mellowing."

Others that made this year's list include Russian President Vladimir Putin, Pope Francis

and U.S. President Donald Trump, along with his daughter and son-in-law, Ivanka Trump

and Jared Kushner.

For more infomation >> Kim Jong-un makes Time's '100 Most Influential' list for 7th straight year - Duration: 0:43.

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Cakra Khan - Kekasih Bayangan (Official Music Video) - Duration: 5:10.

For more infomation >> Cakra Khan - Kekasih Bayangan (Official Music Video) - Duration: 5:10.

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[Audio Mix] BANGLYZ (BangtanxLovelyz) - To My Boyfriend - Duration: 1:57.

Bangtan & Lovelyz - To My Boyfriend

Jeong Ye In

Jeon Jung Kook

JIN (Park Myung Eun)

Jin (Kim Seok Jin)

Baby Soul (Lee Soo Jung)

Rap Monster (Kim Nam Joon)

Ryu Su Jeong

V (Kim Tae Hyung)

Yoo Ji Ae

Suga (Min Yoong Ji)

Seo Ji Soo

J-Hope (Jung Ho Seok)

Lee Mi Joo

Park Ji Min

Kim Ji Yeon

Take a look at me

Say I'm pretty

Honestly, I wanted to fascinate you

So I'm wearing a skirt for the first time

Looking at my lips

Please don't be hesitating

Like yesterday's movie scene

Say that you want to embrace me and kiss me

I'm still too young in your eyes

I feel awkward to say "I love you"

But I have grown up in your heart

I'm a woman now

My love is awake now

GO! GO!

CALL ME CALL ME CALL CALL GIVE A CALL (WOO!)

If you want my everything, I'll give it to you

My love has waited for only you

CALL ME CALL ME CALL CALL GIVE A CALL

If you want my everything, I'll give it to you

Take me into your heart right away

I'M ALL YOURS!!!!!!!!

That's right

Forever~

For more infomation >> [Audio Mix] BANGLYZ (BangtanxLovelyz) - To My Boyfriend - Duration: 1:57.

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Коучинг и консультирование. Стоит ли заниматься коучингом и консультированием. - Duration: 5:40.

For more infomation >> Коучинг и консультирование. Стоит ли заниматься коучингом и консультированием. - Duration: 5:40.

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Warm weather with partly sunny skies, but dusty in many parts - Duration: 1:53.

Good afternoon.

We've seen either dusty or rainy days so far this week, and today, it's going to be a dusty

Friday due to a cloud of yellow dust blowing in from the north, so have a protective mask

with you for another day before heading out.

Temperature-wise, things will get much warmer today.

The single digit morning lows we had are rising fast with a good amount of sunshine and the

mercury will be 2 to 7 degrees higher than yesterday in most regions.

It will get up to 20 degrees Celsius this afternoon here in Seoul, while Daegu and Gwangju

will peak at 22 degrees.

We'll have similar weather for the weekend, with warm and sunny afternoons, but the dusty

conditions are likely to remain throughout the weekend.

This is the season for hikers hoping to enjoy spring flowers and gentle spring breezes.

But remember to dress accordingly: We are experiencing big gaps in the temperatures

from morning to night these days and temperatures usually get cooler as you gain more elevation.

Also temperatures drop rapidly once the sun starts to set.

That's Korea for you and here's the international weather for viewers around the world

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UN Security Council threatens additional sanctions on N. Korea - Duration: 1:48.

The United Nations Security Council has denounced North Korea over its latest ballistic missile

test and threatened to slap new sanctions on the regime.

While the UN has warned Pyongyang of further measures before, this latest statement makes

specific mention of sanctions, signaling a tougher stance from the global body.

Kim Mok-yeon starts us off.

In a unanimous statement adopted by the UN Security Council on Thursday, council members

strongly condemned North Korea's recent ballistic missile tests.

They also threatened to punish Pyongyang for what they called the regime's highly destabilizing

behavior.

The Security Council vowed to continue monitoring the situation and adopt tougher sanctions

on the North if necessary.

South Korea's foreign ministry welcomed the statement, noting the stern response from

Security Council members, including China and Russia.

On Wednesday, the United States had accused Russia of blocking an earlier version of the

statement, with Moscow insisting on the inclusion of language that calls for dialogue with North

Korea.

The UN statement is being seen as a significant coup for the Security Council, mainly due

to its backing by Pyongyang's main ally China.

Recently, the U.S. has been dialing up the pressure on Beijing to use its leverage in

assisting the Americans and its regional allies to rein in Pyongyang.

The Trump administration has repeatedly said that all options are on the table in regards

to North Korea.

It also signaled a possible reinstatement of North Korea on its list of state sponsors

of terrorism as a means to further pressure the regime.

The UN Security Council has adopted six sanctions resolutions on North Korea since 2006.

Two of these were adopted last year to ramp up the punitive measures on Pyongyang and

put a tighter squeeze on the regime's hard currency revenue.

Kim Mok-yeon, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> UN Security Council threatens additional sanctions on N. Korea - Duration: 1:48.

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U.S.-Russian duo lands at International Space Station - Duration: 0:32.

A two-man U.S.-Russian crew has landed at the International Space Station.

A Soyuz space capsule safely delivered NASA's Jack Fischer and Russia's Fyodor Yurchikhin

to the station on Thursday hours after being lifted off from the Russia-leased launch facility

in Kazakhstan.

The trip had a rare empty third seat as Russia is trying to cut costs.

Fischer is on his first mission into space and thanked his veteran crewmate for a safe

landing.

For more infomation >> U.S.-Russian duo lands at International Space Station - Duration: 0:32.

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South Korea, U.S. go all out to deploy THAAD battery - Duration: 1:55.

It's full steam ahead for the deployment of the THAAD missile defense system to South

Korea.

The land transfer process from a Korean conglomerate to U.S. Forces Korea is now complete.

Relevant evaluations are set to begin... ahead of the system going live.

Park Jong-hong has the details.

South Korea and the United States have wrapped up the land transfer process expediting the

deployment of the anti-missile defense system.

Seoul's Foreign Ministry says it has completed the regulatory process needed for providing

the base site, formerly a golf course owned by Lotte Group, to the U.S. Forces Korea.

This concludes the land provision process that began on March 2nd under the Status of

Forces Agreement, a bilateral treaty that governs the status of U.S. troops stationed

in South Korea.

Accordingly, work will begin in earnest to transform some 300-thousand square meters

of land into a military base for THAAD, or Terminal High Altitude Area Defense system.

The work involves not only moving radars and missile launchers to the site but also conducting

evaluations on the potential impact on the surrounding environment in Seongju County,...

about a three hour drive south of Seoul.

There have been concerns about electronic waves from radars affecting local residents

and the environment.

The U.S. military is said to be designing the site based on the geographical landscape

which will be followed by the construction work.

Following the groundwork, U.S. Forces Korea will transfer the key equipment of the THAAD

battery to the site including mobile missile launchers, interceptor missiles and X-band

radars.

Experts say THAAD will likely be operational after the May 9th presidential election.

Park Jong-hong, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> South Korea, U.S. go all out to deploy THAAD battery - Duration: 1:55.

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S. Korea's exports jump 28% y/y in first 20 days of April - Duration: 0:44.

South Korea's exports jumped nearly 30 percent during the first three weeks of April... thanks

to rising overseas demand for semiconductors and automobiles.

According to the Korea Customs Service on Friday, Korea's exports from April 1st to

the 20th jumped more than 28 percent from the same period last year, with total shipments

reaching 30-point-four billion U.S. dollars.

If this trend continues for the rest of the month, it could mark the first six-month rise

since late 2011.

By region, exports to the European Union doubled on-year followed by Vietnam with a 67 percent

rise and China with 14 percent.

Korea's imports rose by more than 16 percent to 25 billion dollars.

For more infomation >> S. Korea's exports jump 28% y/y in first 20 days of April - Duration: 0:44.

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Bill O'Reilly's '98 Novel Is Rich With Foreshadowing - Duration: 6:01.

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I REALLY GOT TO THANK YOU FOR

THE WELCOME YOU JUST GAVE US JUST NOW BECAUSE I NEED IT.

I KIND OF -- I NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HOLD ME TOGETHER

BECAUSE I'M STILL REELING FROM THE ROSS OF BILL PLANTE.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

♪ ROCKIN' AND A ROLLIN' ♪ >> Stephen: THIS IS REELING,

RIGHT?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

THANK YOU!

ALL OF THAT IS AVAILABLE ON MY EXERCISE TAPE.

BUT LET'S GET SERIOUS PHO FOR A MOMENT.

I WOULD LIKE TO STOP RIGHT NOW AND JUST WELCOME ANY ORPHAN BILL

PLANTE VIEWERS TO THE SHOW TONIGHT.

WELCOME.

I KNOW THIS IS A CONFUSING TIME FOR YOU.

YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

NOT AS MUCH AS WOMEN WHO'VE WORKED FOR HIM, BUT A LOT.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE HE'S LEAVING.

I MEAN, AS THE SIGN OUTSIDE FOX NEWS BUILDING SAYS, "NOBODY

MOVES THIS MAN."

NOBODY!

EXCEPT FOR THE JANITOR WHO SCRAPED HIM DOWN THIS MORNING.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, BILL'S BROADCASTING CAREER

MAY HAVE A HIT OF HICCUP BEFORE IT EXPLODED IN A HAIL OF BLOOD

AND BONE, BUT HE STILL HAS HIS BOOKS, AND HIS RAGE, AND HIS FOX

NEWS PAYOUT WORTH $25 MILLION.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH AS THEY

PAID HIS ACCUSERS.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

BILL O'REILLY SEXUALLY HARASSED HIMSELF.

( LAUGHTER ) GUESS SOMEBODY'S GOTTA TOUCH IT.

>> Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

( APPLAUSE ) CALM DOWN!

>> Stephen: NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, NO!

SO WHAT'S BILL O'REILLY GOING TO DO NOW?

FOR A LITTLE HINT, I DECIDED TO TURN TO HIS 1998 NOVEL, "THOSE

WHO TRESPASS."

WHICH, I NOTICE, IS DEDICATED TO "THE WOMEN IN HIS LIFE."

THIS IS TRUE.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) OR AS THEY'RE AFFECTIONATELY

KNOWN, "THE PLAINTIFFS."

( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )

AND AGAIN, WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP.

HE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS BOOK.

IT'S A NOVEL.

THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS NOVEL IS A BRASH T.V. JOURNALIST NAMED

SHANNON MICHAELS, WHO IS FIRED FROM HIS NETWORK NEWS JOB.

AND IN THIS SECTION, O'REILLY EXPLAINS HOW HE HANDLES IT.

"HIS CAREER WAS THE SOURCE OF HIS FEELINGS OF OMNIPOTENCE AND

GRANDIOSITY.

HIS TV JOB GAVE HIM DAILY EGO GRATIFICATION AND EXCITEMENT.

IT REINFORCED HIS OPINION THAT HE WAS A VERY SPECIAL HUMAN

BEING.

HE GOT THE ATTENTION HE CRAVED, THE ADMIRATION OF THOUSANDS.

BEING ON T.V. WAS LIKE A DRUG TO HIM, AND WHEN IT WAS TAKEN AWAY

FROM HIM, HE HAD TO FIND A SUBSTITUTE DRUG: PLANNING AND

CARRYING OUT THE EXECUTIONS OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAD HUMILIATED

HIM."

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Jon: WHOA...

WHOA...

( PIANO RIFF ) WATCH YOURSELF OUT HERE.

CAT'S GOTTA WATCH IT.

( PIANO RIFF ) BILL... BUDDY... HELLO,

HANDSOME.

( LAUGHTER ) I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT: I

NEVER HUMILIATED YOU!

OKAY?

I KNOW FOR TEN YEARS I DID THAT SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

I KNOW THE CHARACTER WAS NAMED "STEPHEN COLBERT," BUT I DIDN'T

EVEN PLAY HIM.

I THINK STEVE CARELL DID.

HE'S SO GOOD.

>> Jon: IT'S CARELL.

>> Stephen: OSCAR LONG OVERDUE FOR CARELL ON THAT ONE.

( LAUGHTER ) OH, HE USED TO LAUGH AT YOU.

IT'S PAYBACK TIME-- RUN, STEVE.

OF COURSE, BILL MIGHT NOT BE THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN NOW BECAUSE

KIM JONG UN MIGHT BE DRAGGING US INTO THERMO-NUCLEAR CONFLICT.

AND FACED WITH THE POSSIBLE ANNIHILATION OF ALL LIVING

THINGS, PRESIDENT TRUMP MET IN THE OVAL OFFICE WITH THE JOINT

CHIEFS, THE HEAD OF THE C.I.A., THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER,

AND THE SECRETARY OF STATE.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

( LAUGHTER ) NO, NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE MET WITH SARAH PALIN, KID

ROCK, AND TED NUGENT.

( LAUGHTER ) YES!

GIVEN THE SOLEMNITY OF THE OCCASION, IT'S APPROPRIATE THAT

THE NUGE IS WEARING HIS FORMAL CAMO HUNTING HAT.

( LAUGHTER ) AFTER THE PICTURE, NUGENT HUNTED

REINCE PRIEBUS WITH A CROSSBOW.

( LAUGHTER ) THEY ALSO STOPPED BY THE

OFFICIAL PORTRAIT OF HILLARY CLINTON, WHERE NUGENT GAVE A

SARCASTIC THUMBS UP, AND SARAH PALIN DID THE OLD

POINT-AND-SNEER.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON WHEN KID ROCK IS THE

DIGNIFIED ONE.

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▶️ [Bendy and the Ink Machine] - Duration: 2:27:14.

For more infomation >> ▶️ [Bendy and the Ink Machine] - Duration: 2:27:14.

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A 420 Monologue To (Not) Remember - Duration: 3:27.

HAPPY 4/20.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) APRIL 20.

4/20.

DON'T HAVE TO ASK YOU.

ANYONE HERE SMOKE A LITTLE MARIJUANA TODAY?

( CHEERING ) BUSTED!

YOU FOOLS!

THIS WHOLE SHOW IS A STING OPERATION.

OKAY, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRUSTING SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE

THIS.

( LAUGHTER ) UNDER "NARC" IN THE DICTIONARY,

IT'S A PICTURE OF THIS GUY.

>> Jon: YOU SEE?

IT'S A STING!

>> Stephen: CBS NEWS, BEST NEWS THERE IS.

THIS MORNING, A CBS NEWS POLL REVEALED THAT 61% OF AMERICANS

SUPPORT MARIJUANA USE BEING LEGAL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: MM-HMM.

MM-HMM.

THAT NUMBER, LIKE THE SUPPORTERS, IS AT AN ALL-TIME

HIGH.

AND TODAY, MARIJUANA ACTIVISTS PASSED OUT THOUSANDS OF JOINTS

TO MEMBERS OF CONGRESS NEAR CAPITOL HILL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELL, I WILL SAY, I DON'T KNOW

IF THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

I'M NOT SURE THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT.

IF CONGRESS SPARKS UP, AT LEAST THEY'LL FINALLY BE PASSING

SOMETHING.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )

AND, AS ALWAYS, COLORADO IS LEADING THE CELEBRATION OF 4/20,

BECAUSE, TODAY, THEY OPENED THE COUNTRY'S FIRST DRIVE-THROUGH

MARIJUANA SHOP-- WHERE THEY ALWAYS ASK, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO

GET FRIED WITH THAT?" ( LAUGHTER )

IT'S CALLED "THE TUMBLEWEED EXPRESS!"

GET IT?

"WEED," AS IN MARIJUANA.

( LAUGHTER ) AND "TUMBLE," AS IN "TUMBLE INTO

THE CANYON 'CAUSE YOU'RE DRIVING HIGH."

( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, WHEN IT COMES TO

4/20, THERE'S NO BIGGER ENTHUSIAST OF THIS SACRED DAY

THAN MY INTERN, STONEY VON DANKINGTON.

SAY HI TO STONEY, EVERYBODY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HAPPY HOLIDAY, STEPHEN!

>> STEPHEN: STONEY, THIS MUST BE AN IMPORTANT DAY FOR YOU.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, STEPHEN.

EVERY YEAR ON APRIL 20, ME AND MY BUDS GET TOGETHER IN MY

BASEMENT, SIT DOWN ON MY COUCH, AND CELEBRATE THE 1836

CONGRESSIONAL RESOLUTION THAT CREATED WISCONSIN, HAIL TO THE

CHEESE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: STONEY, THAT'S

WORTH CELEBRATING BUT NOT WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO.

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ELSE SIGNIFICANT ABOUT 4/20?

>> OH, MOST DEF, STEF!

BECAUSE TONIGHT, ME AND MY BUDS LIE ON A HILLSIDE, STARING UP AT

THE STARS, AND CELEBRATE GEORGE TAKEI'S BIRTHDAY.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, SULU.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE FEEL THE SAME WAY, LIVE LONG

AND PROSPER, GEORGE TAKEI.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT 4/20 THAT'S SIGNIFICANT TO YOU?

>> WELL, EVERY YEAR ON THIS DAY WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME

CONVERSATION.

>> STEPHEN: REALLY?

WE DO?

>> I THINK SO.

I'M NOT SURE.

I'M HIGH AS HELL RIGHT NOW.

IT'S 4/20, MAN!

>> STEPHEN: STONEY VON DANKINGTON, EVERYBODY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

ELIZABETH MOSS IS HERE.

BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL HAVE THE LATEST PROCLAMATIONS FROM A

HAT.

STICK AROUND!

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Anthony Atamanuik's Secret To Impersonating Trump? Be A Shih Tzu - Duration: 5:43.

>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!

MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT HOSTS A NEW TALK SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL

WHERE HE STARS AS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

IT WILL ALL BE CLEAR IN A MINUTE.

( LAUGHTER ) PLEASE WELCOME ANTHONY ATAMANIK!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

>> ALL RIGHT!

>> Stephen: SO LET'S MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE

WATCHING.

>> WHO AM I?

>> Stephen: NO -- WHO-AM-I?

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A COMEDIAN ON A NEW SHOW CALLED "THE

PRESIDENT SHOW."

>> "THE PRESIDENT SHOW."

>> Stephen: STARTS NEXT WEEK.

NEXT THURSDAY, THE 27th.

>> Stephen: AND ON IT, YOU ARE HOSTING IT AS PRESIDENT DONALD

TRUMP, OKAY?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK GOD I DON'T LOOK THAT

MUCH LIKE HIM.

>> Stephen: HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT?

ARE YOU AN IMPRESSIONIST BY NATURE?

>> NO AN IMPROVISEDDER.

I WORK AT THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE

( APPLAUSE ) AND I HAVE BEEN LIKE A TROLL FOR

15 YEARS IMPROVISING.

ONE NIGHT WE WERE DOING A SHOW AUGUST 2015.

SOMEONE SAID MR. PRESIDENT -- AND I THOUGHT THIS WILL BE

FUNNY, IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS SINCE THE ESCALATOR THAT ROLLED

AROUND THE WORLD.

SO I THOUGHT WHY NOT GO DOWN AND DO TRUMP.

SO I STEPPED OUT AND DID A HORRIBLE IMPRESSION, NOT GOOD AT

ALL.

MY FRIEND SHANNON SAID, DO THE SHOW, WRITE A SHOW.

SO I WROTE THE SHOW IN A WEEK.

>> Stephen: THIS SHOW?

YES, THIS TELEVISION SHOW I WROTE IN A WEEK -- NO.

MY INITIAL SHOW "THE TRUMP DUMP" IS WHAT IT WAS CALLED, AT UCB,

AND THE CONCEIT WAS TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT AND IT WAS HIS FIRST

PRESS CONFERENCE.

>> Stephen: HA, HA, HA...

YEAH, REAL FUNNY.

AND IT ENDS WITH NUCLEAR WAR.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) HATE TO BREAK IT TO EVERYBODY.

>> Stephen: FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

SO WHAT THEN?

WHAT IS YOUR HOOK?

PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT WAYS OF GETTING INTO ANY CHARACTER THAT

YOU HAVE TO DO.

WHAT IS IT YOU HAVE TO DO TO BE DONALD TRUMP?

>> TEN YEARS OF THERAPY WILL DO IT.

FIRST OFF, TRUMP IS AN ELVIS IMPRESSION.

IT'S A SHATNER, AN ELVIS, IT'S A WOODY ALLEN.

IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S A STANDARD IMPRESSION.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

EVERYONE HAS A SHATNER -- NOT EVERYONE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S

YOUNG HERE -- BUT OLDER PEOPLE HAVE A SHATNER.

>> Stephen: SURE.

O IT'S NOT LIKE THE SURFACE IS REALLY IT.

BUT IN TERMS OF TRUMP, I HAVE TO STAND, DO YOU MIND?

>> Stephen: SURE.

TRUMP PITCHES FORWARD SO WHEN HE STANDS, HE STANDS LIKE THIS.

HE HAS NO CENTER OF GRAVITY.

THAT'S WHY HE'S ALWAYS LEANING ON PEOPLE BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF

STAIRS AND SLOPES, I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THIS.

SO DON'T READ INTO THAT.

SO HE LEANS LIKE THIS, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO ACCENTUATE THE

MOUTH -- BRING THE MOUTH FORWARD, AND THEN BRING I IN THE

ARMS.

I'LL DO THE WHOLE THING.

WE'RE DOING SO WELL WITH, SO UNBELIEVABLE --

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND THIS IS TRUMP, TRUMP IS A

SHIH TZU.

TRUMP IS A SHIH TZU.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU ON THAT ONE.

I REALLY ENJOY YOUR IMPRESSION AND I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD SAY A

FEW THINGS WE WOULD LIKE THE HEAR TRUMP SAY BUT WOULD NEVER

SAY.

WOULD YOU BE UP FOR IT.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: PHRASES TRUMP WILL NEVER SAY BUT WE WOULD ALL LIKE

TO HEAR.

>> OKAY, YEAH.

( IN TRUMP VOICE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW

HE DRINKS WATER -- >> LIKE A DOVE DRINKING FROM A

SMALL POND.

MY SUPPORT OF BIL BILL O'REILLY WRONG, INSENSITIVE AND TOTALLY

STUPID.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE DOES THAT, TOO.

AND THEN THIS ONE -- THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE.

WHEN HE DOES THAT ONE, I'M, LIKE, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

SORRY.

NEXT ONE.

I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NO LONGER

BE SEEKING A THIRD TERM.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL.

BUT HOW DOES THIS THEN BECOME A TALK SHOW?

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO A TALK SHOW IN CHARACTER, BEING A RIGHT-WING

BLOW HARD FOR YEARS ON COMEDY CENTRAL, IT CAN'T BE DONE.

GOOD LUCK.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL IT, MAN.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> Stephen: >> STEPHEN: "THE PRESIDENT SHOW"

PREMIERES APRIL 27 ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

ANTHONY ATAMANIK, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SHERYL CROW.

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Big Furry Hat: Farting Soundtrack Edition - Duration: 4:14.

>> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S AMAZING!

JON, GOOD TO SEE YA.

HAPPY 4/20, BUT I KNOW THAT'S NOT IN YOUR MIX.

>> Jon: I DON'T MESS WITH THAT.

I DON'T MESS WITH IT.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND.

>> Jon: I'M HIGH OFF THE MUSIC!

>> Stephen: GOOD FOR YOU!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AS THE HOST OF A TALK SHOW, I

WIELD ENORMOUS POWER.

BUT AS POWERFUL AS I AM, THERE ARE THOSE EVEN MORE POWERFUL

THAN I.

HISTORY'S MOST MERCILESS DESPOTS, LIKE GENGHIS KHAN,

VLADIMIR PUTIN, AND JARED LETO.

( LAUGHTER ) DEFY HIS RULE, AND HE WILL

IMPALE YOU ON HIS CHEEKBONES.

ALL OF US HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON: AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR, AND A BIG FURRY HAT!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DRUM CADENCE )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: NOW THAT THIS HAT IS

UPON MY HEAD, ANY PROCLAMATIONS I MAKE ARE NOW AND FOREVER LAW.

LET US BEGIN.

( DRUM BEAT ) HENCEFORTH: TOTE BAGS WILL JUST

BE CALLED "BAGS."

ALL BAGS TOTE.

I DON'T COME TO WORK IN A "DRIVING CAR."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, ANYONE

WHO EATS WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN MUST ALSO DRINK WITH THEIR MOUTH

OPEN.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

AS OF NOW, MULTITASKING SHALL BE CALLED BY ITS TRUE NAME: "DOING

MULTIPLE THINGS BADLY."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

ALL DOGS ARE OFFICIALLY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOGS.

WE DON'T LET THEM LIVE WITH US BECAUSE THEY PAY RENT.

( APPLAUSE ) HEAR MY VOICE: IF YOU EAT AN ICE

CREAM SUNDAE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE, IT IS NOW AN ICE CREAM

MONDAY.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

HEREAFTER, IF YOU SWIPE LEFT ON SOMEONE ON TINDER, YOU WILL BE

PRESENTED WITH TEN PEOPLE WHO SWIPED LEFT ON YOU.

BECAUSE, YOU'RE SUCH A CATCH?

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE --

ANYONE WHO GETS PRETENTIOUS ABOUT LISTENING TO MUSIC ON

VINYL MUST ALSO USE A ROTARY PHONE AND NO PENICILLIN FOR YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

FROM NOW UNTIL THE LIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE IS EXTINGUISHED: ALL

YOGA CLASSES WILL PLAY SOUNDTRACKS WITH AMBIENT FARTING

NOISES, SO WE NEVER KNOW WHO IN THE CLASS IS RESPONSIBLE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BE IT DECREED: IN-FLIGHT

MAGAZINES MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE ARTICLE THAT I'D WANT TO READ ON

THE GROUND.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

ANYONE WHO SAYS "AWWWWKWARD" WILL BE "MURRRRDERED."

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: FROM THIS INSTANT, BEING RELATE TO DONALD TRUMP

DOES NOT QUALIFY YOU FOR A GOVERNMENT JOB.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NEITHER DOES BEING DONALD TRUMP.

THE HAT HAS SPOKEN!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

ELIZABETH MOSS. ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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CREATE PANORAMIC IMAGES WITH PHOTOSHOP CC 2017 - Duration: 2:46.

Hello everyone and welcome to a new

Ebm computer tutorial today in the

section Photoshopearte well today

what will explain to them is how to create

a panoramic image from two

three or more photographs are

as taken in the same area and are more

or less contiguous it is quite

easy, we're going to get by photoshop

I'll make Photoshop CC

2017 but in earlier versions

you can also do here

I have three pictures, I did not need

remove them now but to see and what

I'm going to do is go for file and

I'll tell you automate fotomerge or

well then here I have

Auto different options,

perspective, cylindrical

Automatic left and here I

It makes use files and I'll say

explore and here selected my three

photographs and I accept

nothing more and I'll give you ok now

I hope that it will rode the peeling away

pieces around putting pieces so that

goes well as ben alí has ​​made us

not our panoramic

looks great because these pictures does not have

high quality but the effect is already seen

we have made has made us this

He has left us transparent because

there has no data then it

we could do is come here and

make a new layer, put it

and under every example I put stuffing

white and thus it

and we see how we have left our panoramic

you see it is very easy

The more pictures we have if

for example we have two of the part

up two of the bottom from the

middle part because you will be more

easy because you will have more data to

time to do it but in principle it

we do not need to look for another program

to do this, because Photoshop

handles it very well because even

today's tutorial here if they have been

like I can give you might like

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HOW TO ACTIVATE DOLBY SURROUND SPACE SOUND IN WINDOWS 10 CREATORS UPDATE - Duration: 4:10.

Hello everyone and welcome to a new

Ebm good computer tutorial

Today I'll show you another feature

New windows 10 creators update

which is the surround sound and in this

feature that is quite

chula especially if we have some kind

Speaker of five speakers or home

theater or something so we go to

although it has a use permit

small limitation of 30 days and

then after the application igua

but we would have to buy time

let's see how it works good I

I put the sound icon skewer

which he makes spatial sound and here

I'm going to say

Dolby Atmos for headphones

and automatically

He leads me to the shop windows and

I have here I'll dolby access

to obtain and at one point it

we're going to have

Poser is what I have told you before

this is going to last 30 days is a fact

l limited program but then we just

You may be interested in purchasing depending

if we like or do not like us

we will evaluate aly is

downloading will wait a little longer

It's almost as now and then

We could turn this sound

envelope is pretty good

It was just installed check it in

after installed

we have two options and home

theater is like is not my case

I'll click here in headphones

I give and I then and there where

put discover Dolby Atmos

He says the games will get better

and would have 30 days I

he has said before then, I'll give

here and set

you will see an improvement especially games

good stuff asks me to have a

Hotmail the same q

he used in the shop well and

then already and will

activating end there

we give

get, now we could use

and at a time will not leave any

configuration option we will

wait

pulse according

yes I want to download the

content now

and I get activated

pulse

where it says configure PC settings

and give again

Dolby Atmos for headphones

he would apply and would give

accept and from now on because I already

would either because here the

Today's video if they liked me can

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where they lay down channel subscribe

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They can continue on social networks and

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They will reach more people

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and even video tomorrow

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COURSE OF EXCEL 2016 FROM ZERO, LESSON 18, VLOOKUP - Duration: 4:24.

Hello everyone welcome to

Ebm new computer tutorial today

with lesson number 18 Course

Excel 2016 from zero well in the

videoanterior saw the VLOOKUP

And today we will see HLOOKUP

which it is very much like well we go to

stick to excel and as always leave

an example that I will leave the

Description of the video if you want

do well in this case I have almost

same example as before but

difference is that I have here how

see the same table code

prices of the previous article and video

but instead of having it vertically

I have it horizontally

so I'll use the HLOOKUP function

that what is involved is searching

horizontally and then I have the bill

where I would have to go filling,

what I want is that by using this

code automatically

he returned me

corresponding to the shirt and the

quel price corresponds well let's go

doing it

then I put me here product

I go fx and I'll get it

as the

I got there I will give to all by

let's look around here looking h

I have it there and

I say look really accept and

very similar to what we did in the

While we value above video Search

that is what we have left it

marked, matrix search I go to the other

sheet and select everything as we did

on it in the video above and I will

set I'll give

f4 so it does not get out of that range

indicator rows in the other was

indicator columns as in my case

I want the 2nd

This would be the 1 and this would be the 2 le

I put two and as we saw at the end of another

video and you'll put false to

that does not leave us any code not

We accept and we will throw

down and as you see it and

so now I want to make

price because all I have to

do is repeat all function

or I can do as teach them the video

previous select all code

the formula and I'll stick here and

In this case I will change the column

2 column 3 and accept

It luegotiró down and already

would have here would put some

units we have sold and we

see here I have a small

problem seen in those boxes

He was wearing a percentage then

what I'll do is take away type

percentage and say general and me

I will rewrite

Finally

you can access in total units

then the price of the units will

we would here and would throw for

down and how they would already

function is identical to Vlookup

except that data

which we are in rows start instead

of columns, well here

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They can give like can subscribe to

you know my channel down there where it says

Subscribe and so they will be

informed of the video or videos that we got

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Chapati Making Machine Esskay 09584776611 Mr RK Shori - Duration: 3:43.

This machine Model is Just a Sample Model

THIS MACHINE MODEL IS JUST A SAMPLE MODEL

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AMBULANCE | Lovely Vehicles - Turkish Alphabet Education | Episode 1 - Duration: 2:48.

AMBULANCE

Run away, kids, run away!

You can return to your places now!

A a a a a a a

M m m m m m m m

B b b b b b b b b

U u u u u u u u

L l l l l l l l l l l l

A a a a a a a a a

N n n n n n n n n n

S s s s s s s s s s

AMBULANCE

Let me give you a brief information about AMBULANCES.

Ambulance takes patients to the hospital. Therefore

ambulances go fast on roads.

Ambulance's sirens are flashing

and making siren sound

to warn other vehicles on the road.

That's why if there is an ambulance on the road

other vehicles make a way for it to pass.

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Trump says N. Korea is "menace" while expressing faith in China - Duration: 0:38.

In his latest denouncement of the Kim Jong-un regime, President Trump has described North

Korea as a "menace."

While he didn't pull his punches on Pyongyang,.. Trump expressed faith in China's ability to

rein in the North's nuclear and ballistic missile ambitions.

His latest comments came during a White House news conference on Thursday with Italy's prime

minister.

President Trump also hinted that China would earn a better trade deal if it helped the

United States address North Korea's nuclear issue.

Trump declined to comment when asked if he felt North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was mentally

unstable and therefore, unable to be reasoned with.

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N. Korea makes significant progress in SLBM development according to UN report - Duration: 0:43.

North Korea is making significant advances toward developing submarine-launched ballistic

missiles, according to a UN report.

The Washington Free Beacon reported Thursday on the study, compiled by a panel of eight

UN experts.

They found that the North's KN-11 missile, also known as the Pukkuksong-1, has made significant

progress.

The report points to the shift from a liquid-fuel to a solid-fuel engine as a "major technological

development, affording greater stability, quicker preparation and longer fuel storage."

Pyongyang has conducted five tests of the KN-11 missile, including one successful test

in August, where it flew some 500 kilometers.

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UN Security Council threatens additional sanctions on N. Korea - Duration: 1:48.

The United Nations Security Council has denounced North Korea over its latest ballistic missile

test and threatened to slap new sanctions on the regime.

While the UN has warned Pyongyang of further measures before, this latest statement makes

specific mention of sanctions, signaling a tougher stance from the global body.

Kim Mok-yeon starts us off.

In a unanimous statement adopted by the UN Security Council on Thursday, council members

strongly condemned North Korea's recent ballistic missile tests.

They also threatened to punish Pyongyang for what they called the regime's highly destabilizing

behavior.

The Security Council vowed to continue monitoring the situation and adopt tougher sanctions

on the North if necessary.

South Korea's foreign ministry welcomed the statement, noting the stern response from

Security Council members, including China and Russia.

On Wednesday, the United States had accused Russia of blocking an earlier version of the

statement, with Moscow insisting on the inclusion of language that calls for dialogue with North

Korea.

The UN statement is being seen as a significant coup for the Security Council, mainly due

to its backing by Pyongyang's main ally China.

Recently, the U.S. has been dialing up the pressure on Beijing to use its leverage in

assisting the Americans and its regional allies to rein in Pyongyang.

The Trump administration has repeatedly said that all options are on the table in regards

to North Korea.

It also signaled a possible reinstatement of North Korea on its list of state sponsors

of terrorism as a means to further pressure the regime.

The UN Security Council has adopted six sanctions resolutions on North Korea since 2006.

Two of these were adopted last year to ramp up the punitive measures on Pyongyang and

put a tighter squeeze on the regime's hard currency revenue.

Kim Mok-yeon, Arirang News.

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AMBULANCE | Lovely Vehicles - Turkish Alphabet Education | Episode 1 - Duration: 2:48.

AMBULANCE

Run away, kids, run away!

You can return to your places now!

A a a a a a a

M m m m m m m m

B b b b b b b b b

U u u u u u u u

L l l l l l l l l l l l

A a a a a a a a a

N n n n n n n n n n

S s s s s s s s s s

AMBULANCE

Let me give you a brief information about AMBULANCES.

Ambulance takes patients to the hospital. Therefore

ambulances go fast on roads.

Ambulance's sirens are flashing

and making siren sound

to warn other vehicles on the road.

That's why if there is an ambulance on the road

other vehicles make a way for it to pass.

Subscribe to our channel and meet all new stories

before anyone else

Goodbye

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*Rain*

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A Very Canadian 4/20 - Duration: 1:14.

>> THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT INTRODUCED LEGISLATION THAT

WOULD LEGALIZE MARIJUANA USE FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES NEXT YEAR.

>> AND NOW A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE CANADIAN ROYAL MOUNTED

POLICE.

>> GOOD DAY.

IT'S TRUE THAT MARIJUANA WILL SOON BE LEGAL IN CANADA, SO I

JUST WANTED TO SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS -- BE COOL.

WE CAN'T HAVE YOU RUSHIN' THE BORDER FOR OUR LEGAL WEED OR

PRIMO STICKY ICKY WHICH IS YOUR MAPLE SYRUP.

AND THIS WILL INCLUDE EVERY STRAIN OF CANADIAN MARIJUANA,

INCLUDING JUSTIN BOO BLAZE, SAC CASH WAN, THE DANK, DRAKE AND

BAKE, CELINE DEBONG, THE GRASSY LET'S GET HIGH.

CANADIAN BACON, ALEX TOBEK, TO RANTO MAPLE LEAVES AND I'M GOING

TO ENJOY CANADA'S SOON TO BE LEGAL MARIJUANA IN THE MOST

CANADIAN WAY POSSIBLE.

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HM The Queen l Birthday Video 2017 - Duration: 1:00.

♫ GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN! ♫

♫ LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN! ♫

♫ GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! ♫

♫ SEND HER VICTORIOUS! ♫

♫ HAPPY AND GLORIOUS! ♫

♫ LONG TO REIGN OVER US: ♫

♫ GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! ♫

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डरावनी फोटोज,वीडियोस ओर जिफ बनाये अपने मोबाइल फ़ोन से हिंदी उर्दू सचिन सक्सेना - Duration: 9:02.

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Trump launches trade probe on imported steel - Duration: 2:14.

President Trump has ordered an investigation into the alleged dumping of steel into the

U.S. by foreign competitors, raising the possibility of new tariffs on imported steel, and that

could possibly include steel from South Korea as well.

The move is the latest step in Trump's "America First" policies aimed at boosting U.S. manufacturers

and preserving American jobs.

Ro Aram has more.

At a White House ceremony on Thursday, President Trump signed a memorandum ordering the U.S.

Commerce Department to probe the impact of steel imports on U.S. defense.

He invoked a rarely-used trade law that allows the president to impose restrictions on imports

for reasons of national security.

[Reuters Edit No. 4229 00:44']

"Today, I'm directing the Department of Commerce to immediately prioritize the investigation

that began yesterday and really long before that -- because Wilbur and I have been working

on this for a long time -- into foreign steel arriving into our markets, and to submit a

report on the effects of these foreign steel products on the national security of the United

States.

It's not just the pricing, it's not just employment, it also has to do with the national security

of our country."

This raises the possibility of new tariffs and the action triggered a rally in American

steel stocks.

Trump has maintained a strongly protectionist stance regarding trade issues dating back

to his presidential campaign, stoking worries that a potential trade war could break out

under his administration.

Although he didn't explicitly mention China, the country is the largest national producer

of steel and makes far more than it consumes.

To find buyers for its excess output, China sells steel cheap overseas, often undercutting

domestic producers.

In the U.S., Chinese steel makes up 26 percent of the total market.

While trade protectionism may be in play with the latest order, experts also assess that

the attribution to national security is because, in case of an emergency, America wouldn't

have to rely too much on foreign steel to build defenses.

Ro Aram, Arirang News.

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AMBULANCE | Lovely Vehicles - Turkish Alphabet Education | Episode 1 - Duration: 2:48.

AMBULANCE

Run away, kids, run away!

You can return to your places now!

A a a a a a a

M m m m m m m m

B b b b b b b b b

U u u u u u u u

L l l l l l l l l l l l

A a a a a a a a a

N n n n n n n n n n

S s s s s s s s s s

AMBULANCE

Let me give you a brief information about AMBULANCES.

Ambulance takes patients to the hospital. Therefore

ambulances go fast on roads.

Ambulance's sirens are flashing

and making siren sound

to warn other vehicles on the road.

That's why if there is an ambulance on the road

other vehicles make a way for it to pass.

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Goodbye

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BMW 2 Serie Gran Tourer 216D Model M-Sport, Dynamic Damper Control, PDC V&A,schuif-/kanteldak, Achte - Duration: 1:03.

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Download Easy and Faster videos। SFHelper । Technical Abid - Duration: 0:11.

Download Easy । SFHelper । Technical Abid

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انسى الماضى - فيديو تحفيزى - Duration: 4:44.

Forget the PAST -Motivational Video

My Dad , he was completely wasted

he was tanked

He wanted to drive

and I let him

He uh..

Went off the road.... hit a tree

I made it.. He didn't.

It takes courage to let things go

Things that hurt you

things that wounded you

things that made you bleed

things that suffer great when you suffered a loss

promotions you didn't get

Houses you've lost

Men who left , women that who betrayed you

It takes courage to let it go

You have to have enough faith to believe that what is in front of you it's greater that what was behind you

yeah

If you don't learn how to forgive... you can not live

You can not thrive , you can not move forward and you'll always suffer ...

You will always suffer.

yeah

But if that thing is still living in your head , it's gonna be still living in your life

If you are still bitter in your head , you gonna be bitter in your life

You've got to determine , Do you want to embrace your destiny or do you wanna flutter on the ground in your history?!

This is a decision only you can make

You will have to make a decision

If you want more in the second half of your file

Than what you had in the first half of your life than you're going to have to let the first half go

Sometimes your history determines the fierceness with which you fight

against what is in front of you

What I'm trying to tell you Is that you can have a new year

But it don't mean jack deeply if you don't have a new mind

Every moment is beautiful , this is beautiful right now on your couch

wherever it is ,is a beautiful moment be fully present to it have no guilt about it, thats the other thing

We have our , we carry old from the past projecting in the future or feeling guilty about now

I would say that guilt is the biggest ugliest most damaging sin of all

guilt , because you carried into the moment , that you can't even enjoy this moment cause you feel guilty about it

The problem is

that when you are looking back , when you're constantly doing this you looking back you have no energy to be available for the moment

and each moment offers its present , its gift and it if your eyes are busy distracted with what used to be or what could be

than everything that is , slips by you

Stop wasting your weapons of what people say because is not what they say about you that matters , it is what you say about you that pretends your destiny

You will never be defeated by what they say about you You will be defeated by what you say about you!

I can not step into the future and still think in my past

I can not let the rumors and the stain of what they said about me destroy my opportunity

We have control of our minute , of our hour , our day , our week , our month and our year

you can look at the clock and hit the snooze you can look at that snooze

button boom you can hit the snooze button go back to be

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Publishing on Medium vs. WordPress - Duration: 4:01.

Hi, everybody. I want to share with you my

thoughts on hosting an online

publication on Medium.com. For those of

you who are not familiar with Medium, it

is essentially a blogging platform. It

was launched in 2012, and it was quite

revolutionary at the time in that it's

basically a hybrid between a social

network and a blogging platform. It's

very easy to use. It has a very clean UI,

and best of all, it's free. So, you can set

up a publication on Medium. The only

charge involved, currently, is a one-time

fee of $75 if you would like to use a

custom domain. But after that, there's

no other costs. The great thing about

Medium is it frees you up from having to

worry about all the technical and design

side of running a website or a blog. I

used to have a WordPress based site /

blog and I had to pay for hosting, I had

to pay for various custom premium parts

(which are called plugins) and I also

subscribed to a technical support service

which would enable me to submit tickets.

I'd ask them to go in and fix stuff

which was beyond my skill level. All

of this added up, and it was quite

expensive. So, when Medium announced their

program for publishers, a bit over a year

ago now, I believe, I migrated all my

content across, and yes, as you can

imagine, it saved me a huge amount of

money. I'm not a technical person, so it's

much easier for me to get stuff done on

Medium. It's very quick, simple, and I can

focus a lot more on the content. So,

that's the good side. The other thing is

Medium has a great mobile app, and it

has a built-in

community of readers. So, in addition to

organic traffic coming from Google

(Google scans Medium just like it

would any other site), I get traffic from

Google, plus I get traffic from the

built-in user community of Medium, and I

do my best to send traffic to my

publications via the likes of Facebook

advertising and also sharing stuff on

Twitter and LinkedIn. So, I'm very happy

with probably ninety nine percent of the

things about Medium. One challenge with

building your publication on a third-

party platform such as this is you have

no control over it. They can change

anything at any time and you are

completely at their mercy. So, that's the

trade off, basically, and that's why a lot

of companies have decided not to go with

the Medium route or with any of their

competitors. I had a challenge where they

switched up some stuff and I had to

spend all morning fixing it. My site

suddenly broke because of something they

changed. It wasn't a bug. It was a

deliberate change on their part. They

removed plural tags for "interviews," so

the navigation tab where you could click

and see all the interviews I published

wasn't working. I had to switch all

the tags to the singular, "interview."

Strange, strange. Anyway, this is one of

the things that comes with the territory,

and you have to be aware of it if you

want to consider moving to a third party

platform. Anyway, that's all I have to say.