(instrumental music)
(monitor beeping)
- Doctor!
Doctor, get in here quick!
- [Doctor] Is everything all right?
- The coma patient, sir.
He's woke.
- What?
No, he's not awake.
- No, no, no.
It's not that he's awake,
it's that he's woke.
See.
Even though he's asleep,
he's somehow aware of all the social injustices
black people are facing everyday.
That's why he's wearing this sweet ass
Black Lives Matter shirt.
- Actually, all lives matter.
What, I'm a doctor.
I took an oath.
- Oh, wait a minute.
He's got a voting ballot from 2014
and he wrote in Rachel Dolezal.
Aw, you know, he didn't know, none of us knew back then.
(cellphone ringing)
Oh shit!
He's getting a call from Erykah Badu.
This dude is woke as fuck.
- Wait, I don't understand.
How does he know what's going on?
- Well, I'm glad you asked that.
It's not just about (pensive music)
seeing and hearing.
Being woke is a feeling,
deep inside the human heart.
- He's right.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
- Oh my God, you're awake!
And you you use to care about such trivial shit!
But now,
you probably don't care that Girls just ended.
- What!
Girls is ending?
You bastard!
(gasping) (monitor flatlines)
- Why'd you have to say that man?
Such a fucking morning.
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Ya Killin' Me - Roommate - Uncensored - Duration: 2:09.
(dramatic music)
(gasps)
- Where am I?
Hey man, who are you?
What's going on?
- You were in a coma, be quiet,
I'm watching the latest episode of Fargo.
- What, Fargo?
That's not a television show.
That's a movie like Lethal Weapon or Training Day.
- Shh, those are both TV shows.
- What?
No, man, I'm talking about movies in the theater.
You're talking about TV shows on television
like Entourage or Sex in the City.
- Shut the fuck up, man.
Those are both movies, by the way.
- What?
No, movies are full-length-cinematic releases
like Teen Wolf, or Scream, or Catfish.
- Those are all currently television shows on MTV!
Shut the fuck up!
- Quit fucking with me, man!
- I'm trying to watch Fargo!
- TV shows air episodically, weekly, on television
like CHiPs, or Baywatch, or 21 Jump Street!
- Movie, movie, movie!
- You're fucking killing me, man!
Movies are different.
Movies are longer.
Movies are things like Taken, Hannibal, Rush Hour,
Psycho, Limitless, Shooter, Westworld!
- Shut the fuck up, asshole!
- God damn!
- Those are all TV shows!
- Fuck you!
(screams)
- Dammit, that's piss!
- I can't deal with this anymore.
Shut the fuck up.
I just want to read my god damn book.
Where's my copy of Girl on the Train?
Where is it?
It's always next to me.
- Are you talking about this?
- Why is that so shiny?
- Because it's a fucking movie.
- That's not a fucking movie, man, that's a book.
- It's a movie, and guess what, they ruined it.
- How dare you?
It's a perfect book!
- They ruined the movie!
- Oh fuck! (flatline beeps)
(sighs)
And now I missed the end of Fargo!
(flatline beeps)
- Hey guys, do you know Three Musketeers is a candy bar now?
Guys?
Fuck.
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Ya Killin' Me - Ex-Wife - Duration: 2:09.
(dramatic music)
(sobs)
- You're awake from your coma
Hallelujah , it's a miracle!
- Baby.
What's this book?
- Oh, I pray now.
Oh yes, and I saw my rosary.
Since you were in this coma, a lot has changed.
Sign this.
Is this divorce papers?
- How do you expect me to marry the love of my life
without a divorce from you?
- Hey, babe. Look.
I'm trending on Snapchat.
- Ah, that's great, baby.
Because we'll be chattin' about my snatch tonight.
Oh yeah.
- What is Snapchat?
How old is that kid?
- Don't you worry about it.
He gave me three beautiful children.
More than what you could do.
- He gave you children?
That seems very quick.
(sighs)
Baby, we're supposed to stay together forever,
like Brad and Angie.
- Oh shit, honey, they even split up.
- No they didn't!
- Yes they did.
- [Man] No they didn't! - [Woman] Yes they did.
- Why?
Well, at least they're gonna be
sharing custody of those kids.
I know that for a fact,
'cause there is a lot of love in that house.
- Actually, Angelina wants full custody
(shouts)
- You're killing me!
Why?
Brad Pitt is the perfect human.
- Would you grow up?
Breakups happen. Now sign the damn papers.
- Yeah, I'll sign these damn papers.
But it is gonna take a lot
of One Direction ballads
to get over these two breakups.
- No it ain't, One Direction broke up too.
(beeping)
Ah, hell to the no. Wake yo ass up.
You, no.
- Stand back, are you his wife?
- Yes, still!
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Go, go to the light.
Go to the light!
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Ya Killin' Me - Celebrity Deaths - Uncensored - Duration: 1:46.
(dramatic music)
(beeping)
(gasping)
(Bonko sniffs)
- Who you man?
What you doing?
- Hey buddy.
You just woke up from your coma.
Name's Bonko, the god damn hospital clown
with the funk up, bro.
- Are those my pills?
- Yeah man, sorry.
My career's been deader than David Bowie and Prince,
so hence the medicine.
- Prince and Bowie died?
- Oh yeah, that's right.
You don't know dick about fuck.
A lot of dumb mother fucks died
while you were in that coma.
Like a bitch Carrie Fisher.
- No.
- And the mother fucker Harrison Ford's.
- I don't care about.
- Character Han Solo.
- Han Solo died?
Oh no.
- You a big Han Solo fan?
- No man, I just hate spoilers.
- We also lost poor Zsa Zsa.
- Zsa Zsa?
- Zsa Zsa Gabor, the actress.
- No. - She was kind of an actress.
She slapped that cop.
- Oh, Zsa Zsa, that's fine.
I thought you were doing an all Star Wars thing.
- No, I'd never do that to someone.
I'm not a fucking nerd.
- Hey man, give me my pill.
- Get off, bro, you get off my shit.
I'm just fucked up ever since Ringling Brothers
made the announcement that they were pulling the plug
on all operation.
- The Ringling Brothers?
- Yeah, why do you think I'm a hospital clown?
- They killed the greatest show on earth.
(beeping)
- Hello?
- Clear.
- Hey, can I get a light off one of those?
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Spring Cleaning - Duration: 21:28.
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Ya Killin' Me - Atheist Rabbit - Uncensored - Duration: 1:52.
(dramatic music)
(beeping)
- Oh fuck, you're awake.
- Is that a MacRib?
- Yep, you have to wait a whole nother year
to get one of these bad boys.
- Another year?
Ah fuck, I woke up too early.
Put me back in the fucking coma, man.
(beeping)
(children laughing)
Are you the Easter Bunny?
- Actually, used to be.
Now I'm the Atheist Rabbit.
Everything you thought you knew about Easter's lies, fatso.
- You're so cool.
- I am. - Yeah.
- You know what's not cool?
- The MacRib only being available for a limited time
when the Big Mac is available year round?
- Yes.
It's not like he was made out of Adman's big match,
it was made out of his MacRib.
I have something I need to show you.
- Show me.
(screaming)
What?
Oh my, fuck you, what is that?
Holy shit.
- Oh yeah.
Yes, yeah.
(laughing)
- Oh my God, this is rabbit.
I think I love you.
- I love you.
- Will you marry me?
- I want you so bad.
- Yes. - But I just can't.
The president passed a bunch of wacky laws now.
- What?
- And a man can't marry a male rabbit
who shits sandwiches.
- No.
That's crazy.
(screaming)
- Send me home.
(beeping)
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Kim Jong-un makes Time's '100 Most Influential' list for 7th straight year - Duration: 0:43.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been named in Time Magazine's list of 100 most influential
people in the world... for the seventh year in a row.
He has the second-most appearances of the people on this year's list, second only to
Chinese President Xi Jinping, who has been on the list eight times.
Listed under the 'Leaders' section of the list, Kim is described as dangerous leader
with "unrelenting and accelerating nuclear ambitions" amid no signs of him "mellowing."
Others that made this year's list include Russian President Vladimir Putin, Pope Francis
and U.S. President Donald Trump, along with his daughter and son-in-law, Ivanka Trump
and Jared Kushner.
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Cakra Khan - Kekasih Bayangan (Official Music Video) - Duration: 5:10.
For more infomation >> Cakra Khan - Kekasih Bayangan (Official Music Video) - Duration: 5:10. -------------------------------------------
[Audio Mix] BANGLYZ (BangtanxLovelyz) - To My Boyfriend - Duration: 1:57.
Bangtan & Lovelyz - To My Boyfriend
Jeong Ye In
Jeon Jung Kook
JIN (Park Myung Eun)
Jin (Kim Seok Jin)
Baby Soul (Lee Soo Jung)
Rap Monster (Kim Nam Joon)
Ryu Su Jeong
V (Kim Tae Hyung)
Yoo Ji Ae
Suga (Min Yoong Ji)
Seo Ji Soo
J-Hope (Jung Ho Seok)
Lee Mi Joo
Park Ji Min
Kim Ji Yeon
Take a look at me
Say I'm pretty
Honestly, I wanted to fascinate you
So I'm wearing a skirt for the first time
Looking at my lips
Please don't be hesitating
Like yesterday's movie scene
Say that you want to embrace me and kiss me
I'm still too young in your eyes
I feel awkward to say "I love you"
But I have grown up in your heart
I'm a woman now
My love is awake now
GO! GO!
CALL ME CALL ME CALL CALL GIVE A CALL (WOO!)
If you want my everything, I'll give it to you
My love has waited for only you
CALL ME CALL ME CALL CALL GIVE A CALL
If you want my everything, I'll give it to you
Take me into your heart right away
I'M ALL YOURS!!!!!!!!
That's right
Forever~
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Коучинг и консультирование. Стоит ли заниматься коучингом и консультированием. - Duration: 5:40.
For more infomation >> Коучинг и консультирование. Стоит ли заниматься коучингом и консультированием. - Duration: 5:40. -------------------------------------------
Warm weather with partly sunny skies, but dusty in many parts - Duration: 1:53.
Good afternoon.
We've seen either dusty or rainy days so far this week, and today, it's going to be a dusty
Friday due to a cloud of yellow dust blowing in from the north, so have a protective mask
with you for another day before heading out.
Temperature-wise, things will get much warmer today.
The single digit morning lows we had are rising fast with a good amount of sunshine and the
mercury will be 2 to 7 degrees higher than yesterday in most regions.
It will get up to 20 degrees Celsius this afternoon here in Seoul, while Daegu and Gwangju
will peak at 22 degrees.
We'll have similar weather for the weekend, with warm and sunny afternoons, but the dusty
conditions are likely to remain throughout the weekend.
This is the season for hikers hoping to enjoy spring flowers and gentle spring breezes.
But remember to dress accordingly: We are experiencing big gaps in the temperatures
from morning to night these days and temperatures usually get cooler as you gain more elevation.
Also temperatures drop rapidly once the sun starts to set.
That's Korea for you and here's the international weather for viewers around the world
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UN Security Council threatens additional sanctions on N. Korea - Duration: 1:48.
The United Nations Security Council has denounced North Korea over its latest ballistic missile
test and threatened to slap new sanctions on the regime.
While the UN has warned Pyongyang of further measures before, this latest statement makes
specific mention of sanctions, signaling a tougher stance from the global body.
Kim Mok-yeon starts us off.
In a unanimous statement adopted by the UN Security Council on Thursday, council members
strongly condemned North Korea's recent ballistic missile tests.
They also threatened to punish Pyongyang for what they called the regime's highly destabilizing
behavior.
The Security Council vowed to continue monitoring the situation and adopt tougher sanctions
on the North if necessary.
South Korea's foreign ministry welcomed the statement, noting the stern response from
Security Council members, including China and Russia.
On Wednesday, the United States had accused Russia of blocking an earlier version of the
statement, with Moscow insisting on the inclusion of language that calls for dialogue with North
Korea.
The UN statement is being seen as a significant coup for the Security Council, mainly due
to its backing by Pyongyang's main ally China.
Recently, the U.S. has been dialing up the pressure on Beijing to use its leverage in
assisting the Americans and its regional allies to rein in Pyongyang.
The Trump administration has repeatedly said that all options are on the table in regards
to North Korea.
It also signaled a possible reinstatement of North Korea on its list of state sponsors
of terrorism as a means to further pressure the regime.
The UN Security Council has adopted six sanctions resolutions on North Korea since 2006.
Two of these were adopted last year to ramp up the punitive measures on Pyongyang and
put a tighter squeeze on the regime's hard currency revenue.
Kim Mok-yeon, Arirang News.
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U.S.-Russian duo lands at International Space Station - Duration: 0:32.
A two-man U.S.-Russian crew has landed at the International Space Station.
A Soyuz space capsule safely delivered NASA's Jack Fischer and Russia's Fyodor Yurchikhin
to the station on Thursday hours after being lifted off from the Russia-leased launch facility
in Kazakhstan.
The trip had a rare empty third seat as Russia is trying to cut costs.
Fischer is on his first mission into space and thanked his veteran crewmate for a safe
landing.
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South Korea, U.S. go all out to deploy THAAD battery - Duration: 1:55.
It's full steam ahead for the deployment of the THAAD missile defense system to South
Korea.
The land transfer process from a Korean conglomerate to U.S. Forces Korea is now complete.
Relevant evaluations are set to begin... ahead of the system going live.
Park Jong-hong has the details.
South Korea and the United States have wrapped up the land transfer process expediting the
deployment of the anti-missile defense system.
Seoul's Foreign Ministry says it has completed the regulatory process needed for providing
the base site, formerly a golf course owned by Lotte Group, to the U.S. Forces Korea.
This concludes the land provision process that began on March 2nd under the Status of
Forces Agreement, a bilateral treaty that governs the status of U.S. troops stationed
in South Korea.
Accordingly, work will begin in earnest to transform some 300-thousand square meters
of land into a military base for THAAD, or Terminal High Altitude Area Defense system.
The work involves not only moving radars and missile launchers to the site but also conducting
evaluations on the potential impact on the surrounding environment in Seongju County,...
about a three hour drive south of Seoul.
There have been concerns about electronic waves from radars affecting local residents
and the environment.
The U.S. military is said to be designing the site based on the geographical landscape
which will be followed by the construction work.
Following the groundwork, U.S. Forces Korea will transfer the key equipment of the THAAD
battery to the site including mobile missile launchers, interceptor missiles and X-band
radars.
Experts say THAAD will likely be operational after the May 9th presidential election.
Park Jong-hong, Arirang News.
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S. Korea's exports jump 28% y/y in first 20 days of April - Duration: 0:44.
South Korea's exports jumped nearly 30 percent during the first three weeks of April... thanks
to rising overseas demand for semiconductors and automobiles.
According to the Korea Customs Service on Friday, Korea's exports from April 1st to
the 20th jumped more than 28 percent from the same period last year, with total shipments
reaching 30-point-four billion U.S. dollars.
If this trend continues for the rest of the month, it could mark the first six-month rise
since late 2011.
By region, exports to the European Union doubled on-year followed by Vietnam with a 67 percent
rise and China with 14 percent.
Korea's imports rose by more than 16 percent to 25 billion dollars.
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Bill O'Reilly's '98 Novel Is Rich With Foreshadowing - Duration: 6:01.
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I REALLY GOT TO THANK YOU FOR
THE WELCOME YOU JUST GAVE US JUST NOW BECAUSE I NEED IT.
I KIND OF -- I NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HOLD ME TOGETHER
BECAUSE I'M STILL REELING FROM THE ROSS OF BILL PLANTE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
♪ ROCKIN' AND A ROLLIN' ♪ >> Stephen: THIS IS REELING,
RIGHT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
THANK YOU!
ALL OF THAT IS AVAILABLE ON MY EXERCISE TAPE.
BUT LET'S GET SERIOUS PHO FOR A MOMENT.
I WOULD LIKE TO STOP RIGHT NOW AND JUST WELCOME ANY ORPHAN BILL
PLANTE VIEWERS TO THE SHOW TONIGHT.
WELCOME.
I KNOW THIS IS A CONFUSING TIME FOR YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
NOT AS MUCH AS WOMEN WHO'VE WORKED FOR HIM, BUT A LOT.
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE HE'S LEAVING.
I MEAN, AS THE SIGN OUTSIDE FOX NEWS BUILDING SAYS, "NOBODY
MOVES THIS MAN."
NOBODY!
EXCEPT FOR THE JANITOR WHO SCRAPED HIM DOWN THIS MORNING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, BILL'S BROADCASTING CAREER
MAY HAVE A HIT OF HICCUP BEFORE IT EXPLODED IN A HAIL OF BLOOD
AND BONE, BUT HE STILL HAS HIS BOOKS, AND HIS RAGE, AND HIS FOX
NEWS PAYOUT WORTH $25 MILLION.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH AS THEY
PAID HIS ACCUSERS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
BILL O'REILLY SEXUALLY HARASSED HIMSELF.
( LAUGHTER ) GUESS SOMEBODY'S GOTTA TOUCH IT.
>> Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
( APPLAUSE ) CALM DOWN!
>> Stephen: NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, NO!
SO WHAT'S BILL O'REILLY GOING TO DO NOW?
FOR A LITTLE HINT, I DECIDED TO TURN TO HIS 1998 NOVEL, "THOSE
WHO TRESPASS."
WHICH, I NOTICE, IS DEDICATED TO "THE WOMEN IN HIS LIFE."
THIS IS TRUE.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) OR AS THEY'RE AFFECTIONATELY
KNOWN, "THE PLAINTIFFS."
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
AND AGAIN, WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP.
HE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS BOOK.
IT'S A NOVEL.
THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS NOVEL IS A BRASH T.V. JOURNALIST NAMED
SHANNON MICHAELS, WHO IS FIRED FROM HIS NETWORK NEWS JOB.
AND IN THIS SECTION, O'REILLY EXPLAINS HOW HE HANDLES IT.
"HIS CAREER WAS THE SOURCE OF HIS FEELINGS OF OMNIPOTENCE AND
GRANDIOSITY.
HIS TV JOB GAVE HIM DAILY EGO GRATIFICATION AND EXCITEMENT.
IT REINFORCED HIS OPINION THAT HE WAS A VERY SPECIAL HUMAN
BEING.
HE GOT THE ATTENTION HE CRAVED, THE ADMIRATION OF THOUSANDS.
BEING ON T.V. WAS LIKE A DRUG TO HIM, AND WHEN IT WAS TAKEN AWAY
FROM HIM, HE HAD TO FIND A SUBSTITUTE DRUG: PLANNING AND
CARRYING OUT THE EXECUTIONS OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAD HUMILIATED
HIM."
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Jon: WHOA...
WHOA...
( PIANO RIFF ) WATCH YOURSELF OUT HERE.
CAT'S GOTTA WATCH IT.
( PIANO RIFF ) BILL... BUDDY... HELLO,
HANDSOME.
( LAUGHTER ) I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT: I
NEVER HUMILIATED YOU!
OKAY?
I KNOW FOR TEN YEARS I DID THAT SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
I KNOW THE CHARACTER WAS NAMED "STEPHEN COLBERT," BUT I DIDN'T
EVEN PLAY HIM.
I THINK STEVE CARELL DID.
HE'S SO GOOD.
>> Jon: IT'S CARELL.
>> Stephen: OSCAR LONG OVERDUE FOR CARELL ON THAT ONE.
( LAUGHTER ) OH, HE USED TO LAUGH AT YOU.
IT'S PAYBACK TIME-- RUN, STEVE.
OF COURSE, BILL MIGHT NOT BE THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN NOW BECAUSE
KIM JONG UN MIGHT BE DRAGGING US INTO THERMO-NUCLEAR CONFLICT.
AND FACED WITH THE POSSIBLE ANNIHILATION OF ALL LIVING
THINGS, PRESIDENT TRUMP MET IN THE OVAL OFFICE WITH THE JOINT
CHIEFS, THE HEAD OF THE C.I.A., THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER,
AND THE SECRETARY OF STATE.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
( LAUGHTER ) NO, NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE MET WITH SARAH PALIN, KID
ROCK, AND TED NUGENT.
( LAUGHTER ) YES!
GIVEN THE SOLEMNITY OF THE OCCASION, IT'S APPROPRIATE THAT
THE NUGE IS WEARING HIS FORMAL CAMO HUNTING HAT.
( LAUGHTER ) AFTER THE PICTURE, NUGENT HUNTED
REINCE PRIEBUS WITH A CROSSBOW.
( LAUGHTER ) THEY ALSO STOPPED BY THE
OFFICIAL PORTRAIT OF HILLARY CLINTON, WHERE NUGENT GAVE A
SARCASTIC THUMBS UP, AND SARAH PALIN DID THE OLD
POINT-AND-SNEER.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON WHEN KID ROCK IS THE
DIGNIFIED ONE.
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▶️ [Bendy and the Ink Machine] - Duration: 2:27:14.
For more infomation >> ▶️ [Bendy and the Ink Machine] - Duration: 2:27:14. -------------------------------------------
A 420 Monologue To (Not) Remember - Duration: 3:27.
HAPPY 4/20.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) APRIL 20.
4/20.
DON'T HAVE TO ASK YOU.
ANYONE HERE SMOKE A LITTLE MARIJUANA TODAY?
( CHEERING ) BUSTED!
YOU FOOLS!
THIS WHOLE SHOW IS A STING OPERATION.
OKAY, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRUSTING SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE
THIS.
( LAUGHTER ) UNDER "NARC" IN THE DICTIONARY,
IT'S A PICTURE OF THIS GUY.
>> Jon: YOU SEE?
IT'S A STING!
>> Stephen: CBS NEWS, BEST NEWS THERE IS.
THIS MORNING, A CBS NEWS POLL REVEALED THAT 61% OF AMERICANS
SUPPORT MARIJUANA USE BEING LEGAL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
THAT NUMBER, LIKE THE SUPPORTERS, IS AT AN ALL-TIME
HIGH.
AND TODAY, MARIJUANA ACTIVISTS PASSED OUT THOUSANDS OF JOINTS
TO MEMBERS OF CONGRESS NEAR CAPITOL HILL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELL, I WILL SAY, I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
I'M NOT SURE THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
IF CONGRESS SPARKS UP, AT LEAST THEY'LL FINALLY BE PASSING
SOMETHING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
AND, AS ALWAYS, COLORADO IS LEADING THE CELEBRATION OF 4/20,
BECAUSE, TODAY, THEY OPENED THE COUNTRY'S FIRST DRIVE-THROUGH
MARIJUANA SHOP-- WHERE THEY ALWAYS ASK, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GET FRIED WITH THAT?" ( LAUGHTER )
IT'S CALLED "THE TUMBLEWEED EXPRESS!"
GET IT?
"WEED," AS IN MARIJUANA.
( LAUGHTER ) AND "TUMBLE," AS IN "TUMBLE INTO
THE CANYON 'CAUSE YOU'RE DRIVING HIGH."
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, WHEN IT COMES TO
4/20, THERE'S NO BIGGER ENTHUSIAST OF THIS SACRED DAY
THAN MY INTERN, STONEY VON DANKINGTON.
SAY HI TO STONEY, EVERYBODY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HAPPY HOLIDAY, STEPHEN!
>> STEPHEN: STONEY, THIS MUST BE AN IMPORTANT DAY FOR YOU.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, STEPHEN.
EVERY YEAR ON APRIL 20, ME AND MY BUDS GET TOGETHER IN MY
BASEMENT, SIT DOWN ON MY COUCH, AND CELEBRATE THE 1836
CONGRESSIONAL RESOLUTION THAT CREATED WISCONSIN, HAIL TO THE
CHEESE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: STONEY, THAT'S
WORTH CELEBRATING BUT NOT WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO.
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ELSE SIGNIFICANT ABOUT 4/20?
>> OH, MOST DEF, STEF!
BECAUSE TONIGHT, ME AND MY BUDS LIE ON A HILLSIDE, STARING UP AT
THE STARS, AND CELEBRATE GEORGE TAKEI'S BIRTHDAY.
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, SULU.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE FEEL THE SAME WAY, LIVE LONG
AND PROSPER, GEORGE TAKEI.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT 4/20 THAT'S SIGNIFICANT TO YOU?
>> WELL, EVERY YEAR ON THIS DAY WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME
CONVERSATION.
>> STEPHEN: REALLY?
WE DO?
>> I THINK SO.
I'M NOT SURE.
I'M HIGH AS HELL RIGHT NOW.
IT'S 4/20, MAN!
>> STEPHEN: STONEY VON DANKINGTON, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
ELIZABETH MOSS IS HERE.
BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL HAVE THE LATEST PROCLAMATIONS FROM A
HAT.
STICK AROUND!
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Anthony Atamanuik's Secret To Impersonating Trump? Be A Shih Tzu - Duration: 5:43.
>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT HOSTS A NEW TALK SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL
WHERE HE STARS AS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.
IT WILL ALL BE CLEAR IN A MINUTE.
( LAUGHTER ) PLEASE WELCOME ANTHONY ATAMANIK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> Stephen: SO LET'S MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE
WATCHING.
>> WHO AM I?
>> Stephen: NO -- WHO-AM-I?
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A COMEDIAN ON A NEW SHOW CALLED "THE
PRESIDENT SHOW."
>> "THE PRESIDENT SHOW."
>> Stephen: STARTS NEXT WEEK.
NEXT THURSDAY, THE 27th.
>> Stephen: AND ON IT, YOU ARE HOSTING IT AS PRESIDENT DONALD
TRUMP, OKAY?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK GOD I DON'T LOOK THAT
MUCH LIKE HIM.
>> Stephen: HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT?
ARE YOU AN IMPRESSIONIST BY NATURE?
>> NO AN IMPROVISEDDER.
I WORK AT THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE
( APPLAUSE ) AND I HAVE BEEN LIKE A TROLL FOR
15 YEARS IMPROVISING.
ONE NIGHT WE WERE DOING A SHOW AUGUST 2015.
SOMEONE SAID MR. PRESIDENT -- AND I THOUGHT THIS WILL BE
FUNNY, IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS SINCE THE ESCALATOR THAT ROLLED
AROUND THE WORLD.
SO I THOUGHT WHY NOT GO DOWN AND DO TRUMP.
SO I STEPPED OUT AND DID A HORRIBLE IMPRESSION, NOT GOOD AT
ALL.
MY FRIEND SHANNON SAID, DO THE SHOW, WRITE A SHOW.
SO I WROTE THE SHOW IN A WEEK.
>> Stephen: THIS SHOW?
YES, THIS TELEVISION SHOW I WROTE IN A WEEK -- NO.
MY INITIAL SHOW "THE TRUMP DUMP" IS WHAT IT WAS CALLED, AT UCB,
AND THE CONCEIT WAS TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT AND IT WAS HIS FIRST
PRESS CONFERENCE.
>> Stephen: HA, HA, HA...
YEAH, REAL FUNNY.
AND IT ENDS WITH NUCLEAR WAR.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) HATE TO BREAK IT TO EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
SO WHAT THEN?
WHAT IS YOUR HOOK?
PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT WAYS OF GETTING INTO ANY CHARACTER THAT
YOU HAVE TO DO.
WHAT IS IT YOU HAVE TO DO TO BE DONALD TRUMP?
>> TEN YEARS OF THERAPY WILL DO IT.
FIRST OFF, TRUMP IS AN ELVIS IMPRESSION.
IT'S A SHATNER, AN ELVIS, IT'S A WOODY ALLEN.
IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S A STANDARD IMPRESSION.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
EVERYONE HAS A SHATNER -- NOT EVERYONE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S
YOUNG HERE -- BUT OLDER PEOPLE HAVE A SHATNER.
>> Stephen: SURE.
O IT'S NOT LIKE THE SURFACE IS REALLY IT.
BUT IN TERMS OF TRUMP, I HAVE TO STAND, DO YOU MIND?
>> Stephen: SURE.
TRUMP PITCHES FORWARD SO WHEN HE STANDS, HE STANDS LIKE THIS.
HE HAS NO CENTER OF GRAVITY.
THAT'S WHY HE'S ALWAYS LEANING ON PEOPLE BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF
STAIRS AND SLOPES, I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THIS.
SO DON'T READ INTO THAT.
SO HE LEANS LIKE THIS, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO ACCENTUATE THE
MOUTH -- BRING THE MOUTH FORWARD, AND THEN BRING I IN THE
ARMS.
I'LL DO THE WHOLE THING.
WE'RE DOING SO WELL WITH, SO UNBELIEVABLE --
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND THIS IS TRUMP, TRUMP IS A
SHIH TZU.
TRUMP IS A SHIH TZU.
>> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU ON THAT ONE.
I REALLY ENJOY YOUR IMPRESSION AND I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD SAY A
FEW THINGS WE WOULD LIKE THE HEAR TRUMP SAY BUT WOULD NEVER
SAY.
WOULD YOU BE UP FOR IT.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: PHRASES TRUMP WILL NEVER SAY BUT WE WOULD ALL LIKE
TO HEAR.
>> OKAY, YEAH.
( IN TRUMP VOICE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW
HE DRINKS WATER -- >> LIKE A DOVE DRINKING FROM A
SMALL POND.
MY SUPPORT OF BIL BILL O'REILLY WRONG, INSENSITIVE AND TOTALLY
STUPID.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE DOES THAT, TOO.
AND THEN THIS ONE -- THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE.
WHEN HE DOES THAT ONE, I'M, LIKE, WHAT IS HAPPENING?
SORRY.
NEXT ONE.
I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NO LONGER
BE SEEKING A THIRD TERM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL.
BUT HOW DOES THIS THEN BECOME A TALK SHOW?
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO A TALK SHOW IN CHARACTER, BEING A RIGHT-WING
BLOW HARD FOR YEARS ON COMEDY CENTRAL, IT CAN'T BE DONE.
GOOD LUCK.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL IT, MAN.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: >> STEPHEN: "THE PRESIDENT SHOW"
PREMIERES APRIL 27 ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
ANTHONY ATAMANIK, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SHERYL CROW.
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Big Furry Hat: Farting Soundtrack Edition - Duration: 4:14.
>> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S AMAZING!
JON, GOOD TO SEE YA.
HAPPY 4/20, BUT I KNOW THAT'S NOT IN YOUR MIX.
>> Jon: I DON'T MESS WITH THAT.
I DON'T MESS WITH IT.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND.
>> Jon: I'M HIGH OFF THE MUSIC!
>> Stephen: GOOD FOR YOU!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AS THE HOST OF A TALK SHOW, I
WIELD ENORMOUS POWER.
BUT AS POWERFUL AS I AM, THERE ARE THOSE EVEN MORE POWERFUL
THAN I.
HISTORY'S MOST MERCILESS DESPOTS, LIKE GENGHIS KHAN,
VLADIMIR PUTIN, AND JARED LETO.
( LAUGHTER ) DEFY HIS RULE, AND HE WILL
IMPALE YOU ON HIS CHEEKBONES.
ALL OF US HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON: AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR, AND A BIG FURRY HAT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DRUM CADENCE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: NOW THAT THIS HAT IS
UPON MY HEAD, ANY PROCLAMATIONS I MAKE ARE NOW AND FOREVER LAW.
LET US BEGIN.
( DRUM BEAT ) HENCEFORTH: TOTE BAGS WILL JUST
BE CALLED "BAGS."
ALL BAGS TOTE.
I DON'T COME TO WORK IN A "DRIVING CAR."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, ANYONE
WHO EATS WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN MUST ALSO DRINK WITH THEIR MOUTH
OPEN.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AS OF NOW, MULTITASKING SHALL BE CALLED BY ITS TRUE NAME: "DOING
MULTIPLE THINGS BADLY."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
ALL DOGS ARE OFFICIALLY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOGS.
WE DON'T LET THEM LIVE WITH US BECAUSE THEY PAY RENT.
( APPLAUSE ) HEAR MY VOICE: IF YOU EAT AN ICE
CREAM SUNDAE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE, IT IS NOW AN ICE CREAM
MONDAY.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
HEREAFTER, IF YOU SWIPE LEFT ON SOMEONE ON TINDER, YOU WILL BE
PRESENTED WITH TEN PEOPLE WHO SWIPED LEFT ON YOU.
BECAUSE, YOU'RE SUCH A CATCH?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE --
ANYONE WHO GETS PRETENTIOUS ABOUT LISTENING TO MUSIC ON
VINYL MUST ALSO USE A ROTARY PHONE AND NO PENICILLIN FOR YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
FROM NOW UNTIL THE LIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE IS EXTINGUISHED: ALL
YOGA CLASSES WILL PLAY SOUNDTRACKS WITH AMBIENT FARTING
NOISES, SO WE NEVER KNOW WHO IN THE CLASS IS RESPONSIBLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BE IT DECREED: IN-FLIGHT
MAGAZINES MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE ARTICLE THAT I'D WANT TO READ ON
THE GROUND.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
ANYONE WHO SAYS "AWWWWKWARD" WILL BE "MURRRRDERED."
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: FROM THIS INSTANT, BEING RELATE TO DONALD TRUMP
DOES NOT QUALIFY YOU FOR A GOVERNMENT JOB.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NEITHER DOES BEING DONALD TRUMP.
THE HAT HAS SPOKEN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ELIZABETH MOSS. ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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CREATE PANORAMIC IMAGES WITH PHOTOSHOP CC 2017 - Duration: 2:46.
Hello everyone and welcome to a new
Ebm computer tutorial today in the
section Photoshopearte well today
what will explain to them is how to create
a panoramic image from two
three or more photographs are
as taken in the same area and are more
or less contiguous it is quite
easy, we're going to get by photoshop
I'll make Photoshop CC
2017 but in earlier versions
you can also do here
I have three pictures, I did not need
remove them now but to see and what
I'm going to do is go for file and
I'll tell you automate fotomerge or
well then here I have
Auto different options,
perspective, cylindrical
Automatic left and here I
It makes use files and I'll say
explore and here selected my three
photographs and I accept
nothing more and I'll give you ok now
I hope that it will rode the peeling away
pieces around putting pieces so that
goes well as ben alí has made us
not our panoramic
looks great because these pictures does not have
high quality but the effect is already seen
we have made has made us this
He has left us transparent because
there has no data then it
we could do is come here and
make a new layer, put it
and under every example I put stuffing
white and thus it
and we see how we have left our panoramic
you see it is very easy
The more pictures we have if
for example we have two of the part
up two of the bottom from the
middle part because you will be more
easy because you will have more data to
time to do it but in principle it
we do not need to look for another program
to do this, because Photoshop
handles it very well because even
today's tutorial here if they have been
like I can give you might like
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HOW TO ACTIVATE DOLBY SURROUND SPACE SOUND IN WINDOWS 10 CREATORS UPDATE - Duration: 4:10.
Hello everyone and welcome to a new
Ebm good computer tutorial
Today I'll show you another feature
New windows 10 creators update
which is the surround sound and in this
feature that is quite
chula especially if we have some kind
Speaker of five speakers or home
theater or something so we go to
although it has a use permit
small limitation of 30 days and
then after the application igua
but we would have to buy time
let's see how it works good I
I put the sound icon skewer
which he makes spatial sound and here
I'm going to say
Dolby Atmos for headphones
and automatically
He leads me to the shop windows and
I have here I'll dolby access
to obtain and at one point it
we're going to have
Poser is what I have told you before
this is going to last 30 days is a fact
l limited program but then we just
You may be interested in purchasing depending
if we like or do not like us
we will evaluate aly is
downloading will wait a little longer
It's almost as now and then
We could turn this sound
envelope is pretty good
It was just installed check it in
after installed
we have two options and home
theater is like is not my case
I'll click here in headphones
I give and I then and there where
put discover Dolby Atmos
He says the games will get better
and would have 30 days I
he has said before then, I'll give
here and set
you will see an improvement especially games
good stuff asks me to have a
Hotmail the same q
he used in the shop well and
then already and will
activating end there
we give
get, now we could use
and at a time will not leave any
configuration option we will
wait
pulse according
yes I want to download the
content now
and I get activated
pulse
where it says configure PC settings
and give again
Dolby Atmos for headphones
he would apply and would give
accept and from now on because I already
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COURSE OF EXCEL 2016 FROM ZERO, LESSON 18, VLOOKUP - Duration: 4:24.
Hello everyone welcome to
Ebm new computer tutorial today
with lesson number 18 Course
Excel 2016 from zero well in the
videoanterior saw the VLOOKUP
And today we will see HLOOKUP
which it is very much like well we go to
stick to excel and as always leave
an example that I will leave the
Description of the video if you want
do well in this case I have almost
same example as before but
difference is that I have here how
see the same table code
prices of the previous article and video
but instead of having it vertically
I have it horizontally
so I'll use the HLOOKUP function
that what is involved is searching
horizontally and then I have the bill
where I would have to go filling,
what I want is that by using this
code automatically
he returned me
corresponding to the shirt and the
quel price corresponds well let's go
doing it
then I put me here product
I go fx and I'll get it
as the
I got there I will give to all by
let's look around here looking h
I have it there and
I say look really accept and
very similar to what we did in the
While we value above video Search
that is what we have left it
marked, matrix search I go to the other
sheet and select everything as we did
on it in the video above and I will
set I'll give
f4 so it does not get out of that range
indicator rows in the other was
indicator columns as in my case
I want the 2nd
This would be the 1 and this would be the 2 le
I put two and as we saw at the end of another
video and you'll put false to
that does not leave us any code not
We accept and we will throw
down and as you see it and
so now I want to make
price because all I have to
do is repeat all function
or I can do as teach them the video
previous select all code
the formula and I'll stick here and
In this case I will change the column
2 column 3 and accept
It luegotiró down and already
would have here would put some
units we have sold and we
see here I have a small
problem seen in those boxes
He was wearing a percentage then
what I'll do is take away type
percentage and say general and me
I will rewrite
Finally
you can access in total units
then the price of the units will
we would here and would throw for
down and how they would already
function is identical to Vlookup
except that data
which we are in rows start instead
of columns, well here
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Chapati Making Machine Esskay 09584776611 Mr RK Shori - Duration: 3:43.
This machine Model is Just a Sample Model
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AMBULANCE | Lovely Vehicles - Turkish Alphabet Education | Episode 1 - Duration: 2:48.
AMBULANCE
Run away, kids, run away!
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Let me give you a brief information about AMBULANCES.
Ambulance takes patients to the hospital. Therefore
ambulances go fast on roads.
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Trump says N. Korea is "menace" while expressing faith in China - Duration: 0:38.
In his latest denouncement of the Kim Jong-un regime, President Trump has described North
Korea as a "menace."
While he didn't pull his punches on Pyongyang,.. Trump expressed faith in China's ability to
rein in the North's nuclear and ballistic missile ambitions.
His latest comments came during a White House news conference on Thursday with Italy's prime
minister.
President Trump also hinted that China would earn a better trade deal if it helped the
United States address North Korea's nuclear issue.
Trump declined to comment when asked if he felt North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was mentally
unstable and therefore, unable to be reasoned with.
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N. Korea makes significant progress in SLBM development according to UN report - Duration: 0:43.
North Korea is making significant advances toward developing submarine-launched ballistic
missiles, according to a UN report.
The Washington Free Beacon reported Thursday on the study, compiled by a panel of eight
UN experts.
They found that the North's KN-11 missile, also known as the Pukkuksong-1, has made significant
progress.
The report points to the shift from a liquid-fuel to a solid-fuel engine as a "major technological
development, affording greater stability, quicker preparation and longer fuel storage."
Pyongyang has conducted five tests of the KN-11 missile, including one successful test
in August, where it flew some 500 kilometers.
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UN Security Council threatens additional sanctions on N. Korea - Duration: 1:48.The United Nations Security Council has denounced North Korea over its latest ballistic missile
test and threatened to slap new sanctions on the regime.
While the UN has warned Pyongyang of further measures before, this latest statement makes
specific mention of sanctions, signaling a tougher stance from the global body.
Kim Mok-yeon starts us off.
In a unanimous statement adopted by the UN Security Council on Thursday, council members
strongly condemned North Korea's recent ballistic missile tests.
They also threatened to punish Pyongyang for what they called the regime's highly destabilizing
behavior.
The Security Council vowed to continue monitoring the situation and adopt tougher sanctions
on the North if necessary.
South Korea's foreign ministry welcomed the statement, noting the stern response from
Security Council members, including China and Russia.
On Wednesday, the United States had accused Russia of blocking an earlier version of the
statement, with Moscow insisting on the inclusion of language that calls for dialogue with North
Korea.
The UN statement is being seen as a significant coup for the Security Council, mainly due
to its backing by Pyongyang's main ally China.
Recently, the U.S. has been dialing up the pressure on Beijing to use its leverage in
assisting the Americans and its regional allies to rein in Pyongyang.
The Trump administration has repeatedly said that all options are on the table in regards
to North Korea.
It also signaled a possible reinstatement of North Korea on its list of state sponsors
of terrorism as a means to further pressure the regime.
The UN Security Council has adopted six sanctions resolutions on North Korea since 2006.
Two of these were adopted last year to ramp up the punitive measures on Pyongyang and
put a tighter squeeze on the regime's hard currency revenue.
Kim Mok-yeon, Arirang News.
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AMBULANCE | Lovely Vehicles - Turkish Alphabet Education | Episode 1 - Duration: 2:48.AMBULANCE
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AMBULANCE
Let me give you a brief information about AMBULANCES.
Ambulance takes patients to the hospital. Therefore
ambulances go fast on roads.
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and making siren sound
to warn other vehicles on the road.
That's why if there is an ambulance on the road
other vehicles make a way for it to pass.
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A Very Canadian 4/20 - Duration: 1:14.
>> THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT INTRODUCED LEGISLATION THAT
WOULD LEGALIZE MARIJUANA USE FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES NEXT YEAR.
>> AND NOW A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE CANADIAN ROYAL MOUNTED
POLICE.
>> GOOD DAY.
IT'S TRUE THAT MARIJUANA WILL SOON BE LEGAL IN CANADA, SO I
JUST WANTED TO SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS -- BE COOL.
WE CAN'T HAVE YOU RUSHIN' THE BORDER FOR OUR LEGAL WEED OR
PRIMO STICKY ICKY WHICH IS YOUR MAPLE SYRUP.
AND THIS WILL INCLUDE EVERY STRAIN OF CANADIAN MARIJUANA,
INCLUDING JUSTIN BOO BLAZE, SAC CASH WAN, THE DANK, DRAKE AND
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CANADIAN BACON, ALEX TOBEK, TO RANTO MAPLE LEAVES AND I'M GOING
TO ENJOY CANADA'S SOON TO BE LEGAL MARIJUANA IN THE MOST
CANADIAN WAY POSSIBLE.
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♫ GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! ♫
♫ SEND HER VICTORIOUS! ♫
♫ HAPPY AND GLORIOUS! ♫
♫ LONG TO REIGN OVER US: ♫
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Trump launches trade probe on imported steel - Duration: 2:14.
President Trump has ordered an investigation into the alleged dumping of steel into the
U.S. by foreign competitors, raising the possibility of new tariffs on imported steel, and that
could possibly include steel from South Korea as well.
The move is the latest step in Trump's "America First" policies aimed at boosting U.S. manufacturers
and preserving American jobs.
Ro Aram has more.
At a White House ceremony on Thursday, President Trump signed a memorandum ordering the U.S.
Commerce Department to probe the impact of steel imports on U.S. defense.
He invoked a rarely-used trade law that allows the president to impose restrictions on imports
for reasons of national security.
[Reuters Edit No. 4229 00:44']
"Today, I'm directing the Department of Commerce to immediately prioritize the investigation
that began yesterday and really long before that -- because Wilbur and I have been working
on this for a long time -- into foreign steel arriving into our markets, and to submit a
report on the effects of these foreign steel products on the national security of the United
States.
It's not just the pricing, it's not just employment, it also has to do with the national security
of our country."
This raises the possibility of new tariffs and the action triggered a rally in American
steel stocks.
Trump has maintained a strongly protectionist stance regarding trade issues dating back
to his presidential campaign, stoking worries that a potential trade war could break out
under his administration.
Although he didn't explicitly mention China, the country is the largest national producer
of steel and makes far more than it consumes.
To find buyers for its excess output, China sells steel cheap overseas, often undercutting
domestic producers.
In the U.S., Chinese steel makes up 26 percent of the total market.
While trade protectionism may be in play with the latest order, experts also assess that
the attribution to national security is because, in case of an emergency, America wouldn't
have to rely too much on foreign steel to build defenses.
Ro Aram, Arirang News.
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AMBULANCE | Lovely Vehicles - Turkish Alphabet Education | Episode 1 - Duration: 2:48.AMBULANCE
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A a a a a a a a a
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S s s s s s s s s s
AMBULANCE
Let me give you a brief information about AMBULANCES.
Ambulance takes patients to the hospital. Therefore
ambulances go fast on roads.
Ambulance's sirens are flashing
and making siren sound
to warn other vehicles on the road.
That's why if there is an ambulance on the road
other vehicles make a way for it to pass.
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انسى الماضى - فيديو تحفيزى - Duration: 4:44.
Forget the PAST -Motivational Video
My Dad , he was completely wasted
he was tanked
He wanted to drive
and I let him
He uh..
Went off the road.... hit a tree
I made it.. He didn't.
It takes courage to let things go
Things that hurt you
things that wounded you
things that made you bleed
things that suffer great when you suffered a loss
promotions you didn't get
Houses you've lost
Men who left , women that who betrayed you
It takes courage to let it go
You have to have enough faith to believe that what is in front of you it's greater that what was behind you
yeah
If you don't learn how to forgive... you can not live
You can not thrive , you can not move forward and you'll always suffer ...
You will always suffer.
yeah
But if that thing is still living in your head , it's gonna be still living in your life
If you are still bitter in your head , you gonna be bitter in your life
You've got to determine , Do you want to embrace your destiny or do you wanna flutter on the ground in your history?!
This is a decision only you can make
You will have to make a decision
If you want more in the second half of your file
Than what you had in the first half of your life than you're going to have to let the first half go
Sometimes your history determines the fierceness with which you fight
against what is in front of you
What I'm trying to tell you Is that you can have a new year
But it don't mean jack deeply if you don't have a new mind
Every moment is beautiful , this is beautiful right now on your couch
wherever it is ,is a beautiful moment be fully present to it have no guilt about it, thats the other thing
We have our , we carry old from the past projecting in the future or feeling guilty about now
I would say that guilt is the biggest ugliest most damaging sin of all
guilt , because you carried into the moment , that you can't even enjoy this moment cause you feel guilty about it
The problem is
that when you are looking back , when you're constantly doing this you looking back you have no energy to be available for the moment
and each moment offers its present , its gift and it if your eyes are busy distracted with what used to be or what could be
than everything that is , slips by you
Stop wasting your weapons of what people say because is not what they say about you that matters , it is what you say about you that pretends your destiny
You will never be defeated by what they say about you You will be defeated by what you say about you!
I can not step into the future and still think in my past
I can not let the rumors and the stain of what they said about me destroy my opportunity
We have control of our minute , of our hour , our day , our week , our month and our year
you can look at the clock and hit the snooze you can look at that snooze
button boom you can hit the snooze button go back to be
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Publishing on Medium vs. WordPress - Duration: 4:01.
Hi, everybody. I want to share with you my
thoughts on hosting an online
publication on Medium.com. For those of
you who are not familiar with Medium, it
is essentially a blogging platform. It
was launched in 2012, and it was quite
revolutionary at the time in that it's
basically a hybrid between a social
network and a blogging platform. It's
very easy to use. It has a very clean UI,
and best of all, it's free. So, you can set
up a publication on Medium. The only
charge involved, currently, is a one-time
fee of $75 if you would like to use a
custom domain. But after that, there's
no other costs. The great thing about
Medium is it frees you up from having to
worry about all the technical and design
side of running a website or a blog. I
used to have a WordPress based site /
blog and I had to pay for hosting, I had
to pay for various custom premium parts
(which are called plugins) and I also
subscribed to a technical support service
which would enable me to submit tickets.
I'd ask them to go in and fix stuff
which was beyond my skill level. All
of this added up, and it was quite
expensive. So, when Medium announced their
program for publishers, a bit over a year
ago now, I believe, I migrated all my
content across, and yes, as you can
imagine, it saved me a huge amount of
money. I'm not a technical person, so it's
much easier for me to get stuff done on
Medium. It's very quick, simple, and I can
focus a lot more on the content. So,
that's the good side. The other thing is
Medium has a great mobile app, and it
has a built-in
community of readers. So, in addition to
organic traffic coming from Google
(Google scans Medium just like it
would any other site), I get traffic from
Google, plus I get traffic from the
built-in user community of Medium, and I
do my best to send traffic to my
publications via the likes of Facebook
advertising and also sharing stuff on
Twitter and LinkedIn. So, I'm very happy
with probably ninety nine percent of the
things about Medium. One challenge with
building your publication on a third-
party platform such as this is you have
no control over it. They can change
anything at any time and you are
completely at their mercy. So, that's the
trade off, basically, and that's why a lot
of companies have decided not to go with
the Medium route or with any of their
competitors. I had a challenge where they
switched up some stuff and I had to
spend all morning fixing it. My site
suddenly broke because of something they
changed. It wasn't a bug. It was a
deliberate change on their part. They
removed plural tags for "interviews," so
the navigation tab where you could click
and see all the interviews I published
wasn't working. I had to switch all
the tags to the singular, "interview."
Strange, strange. Anyway, this is one of
the things that comes with the territory,
and you have to be aware of it if you
want to consider moving to a third party
platform. Anyway, that's all I have to say.
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