Yt News today: Youtube daily report Aug 27 2018

Bonjour, I'm from the European Union

Do you love the Internet? Isn't it totes amaze?

Naw, look at that doggo. Aand the kids learning on Wikipedia

What about sharing the "maymays"?

You like that eh?

Well fuck you then - coz we are about to replace the Internet with a brand new experience…

The Filternet

To bring you the Filternet, we've introduced Article 13 into the copyright reform legislation

about to be voted on in the European Parliament

If passed, we will install a filter to scan all content for possible copyright violations

before you can upload it online

Experts warn this could this bring down the whole Internet as we know it

But hey, if it makes our friends richer, we think that's a fair price to pay

FILTERNET!

Meet your friendly new AI filter - or "Phil", for short

Phil is a dumb motherfucker who cannot distinguish actual copyright infringements from legitimate content

such as commentary, criticism or parody

Which means if you're a youtuber trying to debunk some fake news, or parody a song

or a shitposter trying to keep the Internet weird, Phil will be like…

"Computer Says No"

This fuck-shit will be particularly annoying for anyone working on collaborative projects

like Wikipedia and GitLab, which Phil will go full Infinity War on.

Oh and Phil is expensive: so start-ups will find it hard to comply with Article 13 and

the Internet will be even more dominated by these guys

Our friends in the US have already helped bring this about by killing net neutrality

and replacing their Internet with the Shitternet

So now it's time to destroy Europe's Internet...

with FILTERNET!

The best thing about Phil is that he can be reprogrammed to filter, not just copyright violations

but other things too - you know, like... whatever we don't like!

Which means unless you call your MEPs and stop them from passing Article 13

we'll be building a censorship apparatus that will fart in the general direction of free speech

FILTERNET!

Because here at the European Union we love Uniting people

And Article 13 is bringing everyone together, from the left and the right

to stop us from fucking the Internet

Filternet!

Authorised by the Ministry of No Maymays

For more infomation >> Honest European Union Ad | Internet Censorship Bill (Article 13) - Duration: 2:24.

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CHANGMO - Holy God [Official Music Video] | REACTION! - Duration: 7:54.

For more infomation >> CHANGMO - Holy God [Official Music Video] | REACTION! - Duration: 7:54.

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Try Not to Laugh Challenge 😎 15+ Best Funny Fails Compilation p77 - Duration: 4:20.

Best Funny Fails

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NBA star visits St James': THINGS YOU MISSED from Newcastle v Chelsea - Duration: 6:00.

NBA star visits St James': THINGS YOU MISSED from Newcastle v Chelsea

Chelsea continued their 100 percent record this season courtesy of DeAndre Yedlin's late own goal, as they beat Newcastle 2-1 at St James' Park.

Yedlin diverted MArcus Alonso's shot into his own net after Joselu had canceled out Eden Hazard's penalty.

Here, Sportsmail runs you through some of the things you might have missed from Sunday's action.

From Jose Mourinho to Antonio Conte and now Maurizio Sarri, managers come and go at Chelsea.

One constant throughout this transitional period, however, has been utility man Cesar Azpilicueta.

A virtual ever-present since his arrival in the summer of 2012, the defender affectionately known as 'Dave' made his 200th appearance for the Blues in Sunday's game against Newcastle.

Whether on the right of a back three or at full-back, Azpilicueta has quickly forged a reputation for being one of the Premier League's finest defenders.

It has taken new signing Jorginho no time at all to hit the ground running at Chelsea following his switch from Napoli.

A keen exponent of 'Sarriball', the midfielder has been charged with dictating play from the base of midfield for his new club - and he set the tempo against Newcastle in the most emphatic of ways.

According to Opta, Jorginho completed 86 of his 92 first-half passes - 19 more than the Newcastle team combined.

No wonder Sarri and Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola fought tooth and nail to bring the Italy international to England this summer.

86 - Jorginho completed 86 passes out of a possible 92 in the first half (93.5%), 19 more than the whole Newcastle side combined (67).

Circles. .

Anyone familiar with NBA star Larry Nance Jr's Twitter feed will know that the Cleveland Cavaliers player shares more than a passing interest in what his fellow Americans would call 'soccer'.

It was no real surprise, then, to see Nance Jr posing for a photo alongside United States international DeAndre Yedlin before kick-off at St James' Park on Sunday afternoon.

The countrymen swapped shirts and the basketball giant was given a tour of the club's facilities before taking in Newcastle's home game against Chelsea.

Nance Jr's presence, however, failed to inspire Yedlin, who diverted Marcos Alonso's late shot into his own net to hand Chelsea three points.

Attentive social media users would have been surprised to see ITV Football's Twitter account credit Antonio Rudiger's wayward first-half shot as Chelsea's opener at St James' Park.

'GOALLLL! Out of nowhere, Rudiger sends in a powerful drive,' they wrote to much hilarity and anger.

The tweet was promptly deleted, but not before disappointed Blues fans voiced their annoyance at the false alarm.

. Rafa puts Lascelles in his place.

As revealed by Sportsmail on Sunday, Newcastle captain Jamaal Lascelles was dropped for his side's game at Chelsea following a training ground bust-up over tactics.

Crossing manager Rafa Benitez, it seems, was not the wisest decision the ex-Nottingham Forest cenrte-back has ever made.

Asked about the incident before the game, Benitez remained typically bullish: 'We have enough centre-backs, that is it.

On that evidence, it may well be a while before the Newcastle faithful see their captain take the field in a black and white jersey again.

For more infomation >> NBA star visits St James': THINGS YOU MISSED from Newcastle v Chelsea - Duration: 6:00.

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For He's A Jolly Good Fellow | Baby Bao Panda | Kindergarten Songs For Kids - Duration: 1:04:04.

For He's Jolly Good Fellow...

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假如《如懿传》换女主，网友：换成图5，收视率估计能破100亿！ - Duration: 2:36.

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10 Popular TV Actors Who Are Younger Than Their Celebrity Wives | 2018 - Duration: 5:41.

10 Popular TV Actors Who Are Younger Than Their Celebrity Wives

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just a machine? [Detroit: Become Human] *HBD Pteryx* - Duration: 1:24.

What about you, Connor?

What are you really?

An obedient machine...

...or a living being?

I'm a machine

designed to accomplish a task.

Any last words?

And I always accomplish my mission.

You're just a fucking machine!

Of course, I'm a machine, Lieutenant.

And machines don't feel anyhting.

I don't wanna die.

I'm not alive.

Mission accomplished.

You're a machine, Connor.

Just a machine.

You seem lost, Connor.

You're lost.

Sure you're not going deviant too?

Androids don't feel fear.

I was so scared (scared).

It's time to decide.

It's time to decide who you really are.

You have to make the right choice.

Everything remains possible.

You showed empathy, Connor.

Empathy is a human emotion.

Are you going to save your partner's life

or are you goning to sacrifice him?

I was just a machine taking orders.

It wasn't really me.

I'm alive.

I've learned a lot since I met you, Connor.

Maybe you really are alive.

For more infomation >> just a machine? [Detroit: Become Human] *HBD Pteryx* - Duration: 1:24.

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Неизведанная Карелия² | Точка радиста - Duration: 17:04.

Unexplored Karelia 2

This video does not promote any currents and views, it is created only for the scientific and historical purposes.

Goggles mining Jaeger parts

Incomprehensible oil products, such as solid oil.

Bank of grease

Shop from the Finnish machine gun Lahti.

Attention a question! What's it? Put on pause and write in the comments. The answer is soon...

More spare part

A medical device for fixing a broken leg.

Homemade ring.

The remnants of the shaving machine

The light from the lantern.

The barrel of the Soviet machine gun.

Means for disinfection of the skin.

German lighter

Different jars and ink tanks.

Folding fork made of stainless steel.

digging a dumpster in the swamp.

Feathers of different stuff

Piece of Board

inkwell

soap dish

Mining Jaeger points

The handle of the knife

fork

Clothing tags

Came across a point of the radio operator.

Ground, lamps, batteries

Himself box from our radio

Washed a bit of a find...

Spare part from beads

Italian helmet M33

That ended our journey to Karelia!

Karelia is a unique place that combines beauty and history!

There are many untouched places where the finds lie right under your feet.

I marvel at the resilience of the soldiers. Eternal glory to them!

There's a lot of barbed wire.

The trees are dug the shrapnel...

I still talk a lot about what I saw, but just look at these pictures! C'est formidable!

Thanks for watching! Good luck!

For more infomation >> Неизведанная Карелия² | Точка радиста - Duration: 17:04.

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Job Search Tips: Essential Steps To Land YOUR Dream Job - Duration: 5:02.

I am Marat from EMMOTION, HR Professional, Career Strategist and Coach and today we'll

go through the essential tips to make YOUR job search successful.

Job search tools might vary a lot depending on a country you live in.

But here are the job search strategies which are completely universal and which will make

your job search more productive, less tedious and hopefully even enjoyable.

Research the Right Jobs and Companies Start by defining your goals, which is your

preferred role, industry, type of the company, whether you are willing to relocate for the

role.

Create your target list, with the companies, job functions and responsibilities that you

are interested in.

This target list should also match with your background, experience and interests.

Be as specific as you can, you could start with 10 concrete companies with the concrete

roles that you think would be a match with your profile.

2. Prepare a strong CV.

A strong resume does wonders for job search and for your chances of making it to the interview

stage.

Your CV should be organized and easy to read, 2 pages long maximum.

You could also have a couple versions of it, and adjusted to the areas you would like to

emphasize.

Depending on the job you are applying for.

3. Use Networking to get to the desired role.

According to statistics at least 60% of all jobs are found by networking.

Use your personal and professional connections, develop contacts through friends, family,

neighbors, university alumni.

Anyone who might help generate information, to identify opportunities in your target companies

list.

You may be surprised by the amount of people they might know.

Contacting recruitment agencies expands the reach of your job search.

LinkedIn is also a great tool for making professional connections and connecting to your target

group.

Tell people how they could help you.

This may sound a little self-serving, but in networking environment it's acceptable

to let people know what is it you are looking for.

Stay focused and eliminate distractions.

Looking for a job is a full time job itself, the only way to get it done is by staying

focused and by minimizing distractions around you.

This means: No TV, no Social Media, the phone use at a bare minimum, sticking to your "to-do

list".

Also getting out of the home environment will be very helpful.

Traditionally your home is place where you relax and take care of personal tasks.

So finding a proper and dedicated workspace for your search will help very much.

Get Your Interview Basics Ready Once you start applying successfully you'll

obviously land your first interviews.

Think ahead and prepare at least the basics necessary for your interviews.

Like practicing the possible job interview questions and answers, preparing your interview

attire and putting together your professional portfolio, if necessary.

Also practice by tellling your resume story.

Stay optimistic and motivated

When you've been on the job hunt for some time, every rejection can feel crushing.

Hearing nothing at all can create just as much frustration, especially you've put

so much effort to tailor your applications to each position.

Use your spare time to do things you've always wanted to do "if only you had time…"

Like getting in shape, reading that book, taking that class and learning something new,

spending time with your friends and family.

Anything to help you feel good about yourself.

Exercising and eating healthy will help to keep your spirits and your energy level high.

Aside from being essential to your mental state, keep in mind that no one wants to hire

someone who is sad or negative.

Nobody said that job hunting was easy.

It's a process that needs your full attention, persistence and patience, the only way for

you to be successful.

The more diverse your job-hunting strategies are, the more opportunities you'll discover

and the greater is the chance of landing the job you really want.

Thanks for watching, hit the subscribe button for more professional and personal growth

tips.

For more infomation >> Job Search Tips: Essential Steps To Land YOUR Dream Job - Duration: 5:02.

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HEERE | ASH Ft. Jaskurn Gosal | Full Music Video | New Song 2018 | 24 Karat Entertainment - Duration: 3:57.

Ladies and Gentlemen

We're back

once again

The Dynamic Duo

Ash

Gosal

In your dreams, my beloved

i spend my nights.

lost in your memories, i spend my days.

In your dreams, my beloved

i spend my nights

lost in your memories, i spend my days

if i don't get to see you

i feel like dying

Terrible, is how

my heart feels without you..

Come, sit with me

lets go on a date

Through your beautiful eyes

i'll find my way to your heart

Come, sit with me

lets go on a date

Through your beautiful eyes

i'll find my way to your heart

now stop acting pricey

and fulfill my wish

Terrible, is how

my heart feels without you.

In your dreams, my beloved..

i spend my nights

lost in your memories,

my day goes by

lost in your memories....

Heere ... heere ... heere

Tell me once

what are you afraid of..

I can see it in your eyes

that you love me too..

Tell me once

what are you afraid of..

I can see it in your eyes

that you love me too..

If only you say yes to me

I'll breathe easy

Terrible, is how

I feel without you

In your dreams, my beloved

I spend my nights

lost in your memories,

my day goes by..

In your dreams, my beloved.....

heere..heere..heere

For more infomation >> HEERE | ASH Ft. Jaskurn Gosal | Full Music Video | New Song 2018 | 24 Karat Entertainment - Duration: 3:57.

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Violences et Religions - MOOC trailer - Duration: 2:00.

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"Stronger" the Chris Livett story - Duration: 16:30.

For more infomation >> "Stronger" the Chris Livett story - Duration: 16:30.

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This is the Moment - Synthesia Cover - Duration: 3:06.

This is the moment!

This is the day

when I send all my doubts and demons

on their way.

Every endeavor, I have made - ever -

is coming into play.

It's here and now - today!

This is the moment!

This is the time

when the momentum and the moment are in rhyme.

Give me this moment.

This precious chance.

I'll gather up my past

and make some sense at last!

This is the moment,

when all I've done -

All of the dreaming, scheming and screaming

become one.

This is the day!

See it sparkle and shine!

When all I've lived for becomes mine!

For all these years I've faced the world alone,

And now the time has come to prove to them:

I've made it on my own!

This is the moment!

My final test!

Destiny beckoned, I never reckoned second best.

I won't look down!

I must not fall!

This is the moment!

The sweetest moment of them all!

This is the moment!

Damn all the odds!

This day, or never! I'll sit forever with the gods!

When I look back,

I will always recall,

moment for moment,

this was the moment!

The greatest moment of them all!

For more infomation >> This is the Moment - Synthesia Cover - Duration: 3:06.

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GETTING MAKEOVER IN BISHKEK | dahyeshka - Duration: 8:00.

Hello guys, it's Dasha. I came today to the beauty salon called Saltanat.

So it will be my first time getting makeup done in overseas.

I searched this place on internet and I think this is one of the most popular salons in Bishkek.

So, I just wanted to share my experience here with you. Shall we?

Hi.

I want to see what products they use here.

I see here my fav Embryolisse cream.

It's Japanese product, something "Hara-"

They use individual false lashes here.

They also use ABH.

Lime Crime, Huda Beauty.

Nyx.

I think people like Tarte here alot.

Atelier Paris.

I think this is for professional muas.

Most of their brushes are Zoeva.

Makeup artist is coming a bit late cause of the traffic, but she said she'll be here soon. So let's start straight away.

I was going to touch my makeup if I arrive earlier, but it's okay.

I can wait for you, do some touch up if you want.

Is it all good?

Could you please say hi to the camera?

I'm too shy!

What makeup look do you want to do?

I was told that this cut crease look is the most popular.

Oh it's cool, nice.

Did you open your salon 2 years ago?

A year ago, almost a year and half.

Where are you from?

I'm from South Korea. / That's cool.

Do women in Kyrgyzstan like lighter skin tone or tanned?

We love to stick to the natural skin tone or brighter.

Is it foundation? / No it's a makeup base.

Looks like you got tanned a lot. / Yes I did.

Korean makeup style is completely different.

Korean women prefer natural makeup look.

It's different here. If you are doing a makeup, you should be doing it look like a makeup.

How did you find me?

I found you on Instagram.

Are there lots of makeup salons in Bishkek?

Yes we have a lot.

Do lots of women come to get makeup done?

Yes, we have lots of customers.

I love Zoeva brushes.

Me too!

Your blending is really good.

Thank you.

Wow. So pretty.

Wait until I put another layer of highlighter.

It will be so good.

Do you watch any Youtube channel?

Makeup on Youtube?

I think makeups on Youtube are way to trendy.

Huda Beauty has her channel as well.

Yes, but honestly I think her videos are like a show lately.

She is really big now, probably that's why.

Goar's videos as well.

Give me a smile please.

Which brand is it?

It's some Korean brand.

Do you not prefer doing a baking?

Baking?

It's just not many people will understand that.

It's nice.

Not too dark? / It's okay.

All good? / Yes.

Did you used to travel to do makeup to the clients before you opened your own shop?

No, I used to work at the makeup shop.

So did it take you just a year to open your shop?

Yes, a year.

Wow, good on you.

Thank you!

I noticed not many females wear makeup.

Here?

Maybe not for the everyday look, but for the special occasion they love to wear heavy makeup.

I'm worried that this will be too much for you.

No, don't worry I love it.

Is it a glue? ? It is a base, gel.

Wow, it's cool.

Do you like it? / Yes.

Do you want to wear long lashes? 12 mm? Or shorter?

Is it 12?/ Yes.

Let's try 12mm.

We love to overdraw lips like this.

I prefer this way too.

Thank you!

I love it! It's beautiful!

Wow.

I love how you did my lips.

So we finished makeup.

Did you see this?

No joke.

Thank you very much!

1, 2, 3.

I will never stop.

Thank you!

Bye, bye! Thank you!

What did Siwoo say?

Hey Siwoo, am I pretty?

No.

How do I look, Ian?

It tastes less like a cabbage.

Then...

For more infomation >> GETTING MAKEOVER IN BISHKEK | dahyeshka - Duration: 8:00.

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Arsenal news: Alexandre Lacazette admits what he must do to earn Unai Emery starting berth - Duration: 4:09.

The Frenchman has started all of the Spaniard's first three Premier League matches on the bench with his longest cameo seeing him play 45 minutes of the 3-1 win over West Ham after replacing Alex Iwobi at half-time

Lacazette has made an obvious impact in all of the Gunners' matches so far and it was his cross which was diverted into his own net by West Ham defender Issa Diop to put Arsenal ahead with 20 minutes to play

He scored 17 goals in 39 appearances across all competitions - 14 in 32 in the league - in his first year following his £52

7million switch from Lyon last summer but Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has become Arsenal's first-choice No 9 since joining in January

But having played so impressively so far this season, particularly given the disappointment of missing on a spot in France's World Cup-winning squad in the summer, Lacazette's first start is seemingly close

Yet the 27-year-old has opened up on what he must do in order to command a spot in Emery's starting line-up

"I have to be more powerful and be quicker in my decision making," he told Arsenal Player

"It's harder in England than in France, so I have to take in information quicker and be more powerful

" And Lacazette also dismissed suggestions that he is pressuring Emery into starting him alongside Aubameyang or not despite the potential for a potent strike-force between the two

"I like to be with Auba. He's a good guy," he added. |I'm not asking the coach or telling him, 'I want to play with Auba' or something like that

"He knows we can play well together and then afterwards, he makes his decision." Arsenal have endured plenty of criticism in the early days of Emery's reign after losing back-to-back top-flight matches against Manchester City and Chelsea before winning against West Ham

The north London club even fell behind at first to the Hammers after Marko Arnautovic's opener before bouncing back through Nacho Monreal

Diop's own goal and a stoppage-time Danny Welbeck strike gave Arsenal - minus the reportedly-ill Mesut Ozil - a much-needed win at the Emirates Stadium although they weren't wholly convincing

And Lacazette believes Emery's charges require patience as they seek to adapt to the new manager's methods with predecessor Arsene Wenger having been in charge for 22 years

"We just need time to adapt to Emery's football," Lacazette continued, referring to Emery's tactics which involve a high press, playing out from the back and a high defensive line

"I know we worked hard in pre-season and it will be better now. We can also see that when everyone works as a team and we understand what the coach asks us to do, we can be a good team

"We just need to be more efficient with our chances so that we score more goals. We'll keep going and we'll keep working

" Arsenal's next outing sees them travel to south Wales for a clash with newly-promoted Cardiff on Sunday (1

30pm) with the Bluebirds yet to pick up their first win of the campaign.

For more infomation >> Arsenal news: Alexandre Lacazette admits what he must do to earn Unai Emery starting berth - Duration: 4:09.

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FANNY DURACK - Episode 2 - Duration: 8:32.

Badass women of Australian history.

(gun shots)

(splashing)

The 1910s.

Fun activities included

sitting down

smiling

sewing

Oh f*ck!

and breathtakingly sh*t swimwear

made from the same fabric as Christmas jumpers.

We weren't exactly freeing the nipple yet.

Slut.

Modesty was a big deal.

And for women it made playing sport stupidly hard.

This is what women played cricket in.

Howzat??

And some doctors even thought sport was bad for your lady parts.

Playing sports not only puts your modesty at stake

violent movements of the body can cause

a loosening of the uterus

resulting in sterility.

Defeating a woman's true purpose in life

the bringing forth of strong children.

Now who wants a pap smear?

All right.

What? It's free.

But one woman who gave no f*cks for modesty in sport

was Fanny Durack.

WHOOO!

She was the toughest, fastest female swimmer in the country.

(slaps)

But she'd reached the top and there was nowhere else for her to go.

Because at the time there was no women swimming in the Olympics.

It was a total dude fest, partly thanks to its founder.

The Olympics is about the exertion of male athleticism

and female applause as it's reward.

But in 1910, the Olympic Committee outvoted

Baron Pierre de F*ck Face

Mon Dieu!

and announced that for the first time

women's swimming would be included

in the upcoming 1912 Stockholm Games.

So, Fanny, and her teammate, Mina

Hi!

who was the second best female swimmer in Australia

So.. yeah, you know good for her.

set their sights where no Aussie woman

or any female swimmer

had ever gone before.

To get there, they needed financial backing

and the blessing of Rose Scott

the president of the Ladies Swimming Association.

Rose was a hard-core suffragette that fought for women's rights in Australia.

Fanny.

A girl who is in the habit of exposing herself at public swimming carnivals

is likely to have her modesty hopelessly blighted.

That means no.

Tea?

I don't want tea.

I want to go to the Olympics!

The English girls are going. The German girls are going.

Ah but the American girls aren't and they're not whinging.

Rose thought women's swimwear at the time was so racy

it warranted stopping Fanny from going to the Olympics.

She was pretty up tight.

(knocking)

(more knocking)

It's fine.

(even more knocking)

The Australian Olympic Committee wouldn't support them either

saying they couldn't afford to send female swimmers.

Yeah, because they're a total boys club.

No, we're not. We love women!

Can we come in then?

No...

So, without the endorsement of the Swimming Association

and no money to get to the Olympics...

This is.... bullsh*t!!!!!

Well, if Rose won't listen to me

then maybe she should have a chat with a

little someone called the Australian public!

Is the Ladies Swimming Association formed for swimming

or what its president defines as 'modesty'?

Maybe they...

...should change their name to the Women's Modesty Association?

(dramatic classical music)

(burning and crackling)

Now we can just...

While Fanny had delivered Rose a sick burn

there was still the small matter of having no money

to actually get to the Olympics.

- Hi guys! - Hi guys!

It's Fanny and Mina here.

So they decided to raise the money themselves.

I don't even know!

(laughter)

Okay. Okay. Cut.

This is what the funds will be used for.

Aside from Mina's lamington supply.

(giggles)

We need money for boat tickets.

It's a very long way to Stockholm, three months approximately.

We could swim there.

(giggles)

We couldn't, we'd be too tired for the race.

Give generously.

And...

f*ck you Rose Scott and the Olympic Committee!!

And then the girls got lucky.

Margaret Macintosh.

Married to the wealthy entrepreneur, Hugh Macintosh.

(drunken laugh)

She heard about their campaign and decided to put her position to good use.

Sweetheart!!

If you don't say no in the next 5 seconds

I am calling all your friends in the media

to help these girls.

5...4...

Hello, newspaper please.

With Margaret's help, the public got on board.

No water nymph could so fittingly uphold the country's honour.

And the donations rolled in.

The most expert ladies swimmer in Australia!

Ms Durack should make the trip to Stockholm.

(gavel hitting base)

Quiet down ladies, please.

Until eventually, the Swimming Association caved

and outvoted Rose.

All those in favour of...

B*tches!

And she was forced to resign.

(clock ticking)

On your marks...

Get set....

(clears throat)

Any minute now...

Be patient.

It's coming.

We're going to fire the gun!

(starter gun)

Oh.

(water sounds)

And they're off!

A strong start from England's Jenny Fletcher.

You've lost your modesty, Fanny.

Everyone thinks you're a slut.

Greta Rosenberg from Germany setting a strong pace.

You're an embarrassment, Fanny.

You'll never win.

Oh and Miss Durack has slowed.

(distant crowd sounds)

No!!!

(victory trumpets)

Oh my!

The Australian's coming forwards at an incredible speed.

Past Rosenberg, past Fletcher.

(victory music)

She's done it!

I don't believe it!

She's not a slut!

No sluts here, ladies and gentlemen!

She is the greatest swimmer of our time!

(fanfare and cheering)

Not only was she one of the first Aussie women to compete at the Olympics

This bad bitch won gold and set a new world record.

And I won silver!

- Great. - Cool.

She was even presented a laurel wreath by the King of Sweden

(trumpets)

I swam into the wall.

(loud cheering)

Over the next six years

Fanny broke 12 swimming world records.

And I won 115 titles

and was inducted into the swimming hall of fame.

- Great... Good! - Cool!

That's.. cool... For you...

If you would like to hold it you can.

For a little while.

Fanny is a true legend because she refused to be held back from her greatness

by the rules of how a woman should behave.

So next time somebody tells you having titties

is standing in between you and your dreams

just go...

TELL THEM TO F*CK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo!

(nervously laughs)

(screaming)

(laughing)

It went up my nose!

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Honest European Union Ad | Internet Censorship Bill (Article 13) - Duration: 2:24.

Bonjour, I'm from the European Union

Do you love the Internet? Isn't it totes amaze?

Naw, look at that doggo. Aand the kids learning on Wikipedia

What about sharing the "maymays"?

You like that eh?

Well fuck you then - coz we are about to replace the Internet with a brand new experience…

The Filternet

To bring you the Filternet, we've introduced Article 13 into the copyright reform legislation

about to be voted on in the European Parliament

If passed, we will install a filter to scan all content for possible copyright violations

before you can upload it online

Experts warn this could this bring down the whole Internet as we know it

But hey, if it makes our friends richer, we think that's a fair price to pay

FILTERNET!

Meet your friendly new AI filter - or "Phil", for short

Phil is a dumb motherfucker who cannot distinguish actual copyright infringements from legitimate content

such as commentary, criticism or parody

Which means if you're a youtuber trying to debunk some fake news, or parody a song

or a shitposter trying to keep the Internet weird, Phil will be like…

"Computer Says No"

This fuck-shit will be particularly annoying for anyone working on collaborative projects

like Wikipedia and GitLab, which Phil will go full Infinity War on.

Oh and Phil is expensive: so start-ups will find it hard to comply with Article 13 and

the Internet will be even more dominated by these guys

Our friends in the US have already helped bring this about by killing net neutrality

and replacing their Internet with the Shitternet

So now it's time to destroy Europe's Internet...

with FILTERNET!

The best thing about Phil is that he can be reprogrammed to filter, not just copyright violations

but other things too - you know, like... whatever we don't like!

Which means unless you call your MEPs and stop them from passing Article 13

we'll be building a censorship apparatus that will fart in the general direction of free speech

FILTERNET!

Because here at the European Union we love Uniting people

And Article 13 is bringing everyone together, from the left and the right

to stop us from fucking the Internet

Filternet!

Authorised by the Ministry of No Maymays

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Is Vanilla Ice Married? | Heavy.com - Duration: 4:34.

Is Vanilla Ice Married? | Heavy.com

Tonight, Vanilla Ice and his family will be taking on Kim Fields and her family in a new episode of Celebrity Family Feud.

As fans watch the two families duel it out for charity, they may notice that Vanilla Ice's wife is not in attendance.

That's because the two are estranged.

Since 1997, Vanilla Ice (whose real name is Robert Matthew Van Winkle), has been married to Laura Giaritta.

In October 2016, the two separated.

Giaritta filed the divorce papers in Florida on her 46th birthday.

She is reported by the Miami Herald as saying in an interview with Gossip Extra, "I gave myself a birthday present.

I wanted to file for divorce for a long time but I was scared to do it, so I figured I'd do it on my birthday.".

Records obtained by the Daily Mail state that at the time the divorce was filed, the pair had been living apart for five years even though they attended public events together.

According to the Miami Herald, Laura is asking for alimony "after she spent most of her adult life catering to the rapper and his career and staying home with the children.

Vanilla Ice and Giaritta have undergone a particularly contentious divorce.

In February, Giaritta accused Vanilla Ice of hiding "potentially millions of dollars from her", according to The Blast.

She claims that over the course of their marriage and divorce, Vanilla Ice has transferred a "substantial portion" of their joint assets into his personal company, Van Rap, LTD.

She tells the Daily Mail, "… he left me with no money.

I mean, he was always a good provider and all, but all of our assets are in his name.

He wants to control all the money.".

Since their separation, Vanilla Ice has been living in a $1.

2 million mansion in Lake Worth, and Giaritta has been living with her daughters in the couple's married home in Wellington.

The two don't have the clearest track record as it is.

In April of 2008, Vanilla Ice was arrested after an altercation Giaritta.

"Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic battery," reports TMZ.

Vanilla Ice and Laura Giaritta have two children together: Dusti Van Winkle, 20, and KeeLee Breeze Van Winkle, 18.

After news of their divorce surfaced, the Daily Mail conducted an interview with Giaritta, in which she said that she was raising their daughters "practically" alone.

She also says the girls were happy with news of the divorce.

"They wanted it, trust me.".

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How to cross a ball?(No one teach you like this video) - Duration: 4:55.

To be a nice player from the bottom

How to cross a ball

Hi, I'm Donggo in yeshole football.

Today, I'll let you know how to cross a ball well.

I'll introduce my friend. Yohan Ko!

Hi - Hi

Can you introduce yourself?

Hi guys, I'm Ko, I'm living in Sangdo-dong in Seoul. I'm friend of Donggo

So many people confuse me with Yohan Kim who play in Korea national team..haha I'll do my best like him today

I'll give you really simple tips, but it's really useful.

Usually, amateurs cross a ball slowly.

But nice cross is like a shoot actually. their cross is so fast.

If we cross a ball fast, GK will hesitate to go to catch it or not. It means GK already loose his timing.

Then striker can score it easily. If cross is fast, striker doesn't need to hit a ball hard. Because a ball will go fast even though striker hit a ball strongly.

So today, I'll let you know how to cross a ball well and which cross is nice cross.

Let's go to learn it!

When you shoot a ball, you use instep, but you should use your in front when you cross a ball.

If you cross a ball like a in front shoot. It'll go so well.

Don't kick a ball like this.

Like this. try to kick it like in front shoot. Then you can cross a ball nicely.

In a match, we usually cross a ball with running, so rolling your ball when you practice it.

And when you cross a ball, kick the bottom of the ball.

You'll use your instep when you shoot a ball, but use your instep-in front point when you cross a ball.

If you kick a ball like this, it'll make your ball curve and fast.

(Bad example 1 - no curve and low cross)

(Bad example 2 - go high without power)

(If your cross doesn't have a power and go high, GK can catch it easily.)

(Bad example 3 - If you don't use your waist power)

(If you don't use your waist, you can't kick a ball fastly)

(Good example )

(If you cross a ball fast and nice, striker can score it easily)

(Good example )

1. Kick a ball like in front shoot. 2. Use waist. 3.Nice impact = Good cross.

(I asked him to show me how to cross a ball before I teach him.)

(He can't cross a ball well now)

(I'll help him to fix it now)

If you cross a ball with running like this, you can't put your power.

You will run like straight direction in a match right? so you should cross a ball while running straight.

Run straight, Just use your waist's swing when you cross a ball.

Like a golf swing, then you can put your power well.

When we kick, we kick a ball and don't swing our foot. but if you cross a ball, swing your foot until it's gone.

Just imagine it to in front shoot to my head.(Sounds creepy)

(Wow..)

(He is so good at understanding)

(I think all of Yohan Ko play football well)

(He's doing well)

Don't forget!

1. Kick a ball like in front shoot. 2. Use waist. 3.Nice impact = Good cross.

For more infomation >> How to cross a ball?(No one teach you like this video) - Duration: 4:55.

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- Great Marco!

- Let's go Marco!

- What are you hollerin' about?

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Arsenal star Lucas Torreira opens up on adapting to Premier League after win over West Ham - Duration: 2:36.

Gunners manager Unai Emery paid Sampdoria around £26.4m to recruit the defensive midfielder

Torreira is still getting up to speed after representing Uruguay during their World Cup in Russia

The 22-year-old has yet to start a game for Arsenal but he has been introduced from the bench in each game thus far

Another summer arrival, youngster Matteo Guendouzi, has slotted seamlessly into Emery's midfield to rave reviews

So Torreira will have to prove himself worthy of taking the Frenchman's place ahead of Arsenal's clash with Cardiff on Sunday (1.30pm)

And the tenacious tackler has revealed how he is adapting to a new league and style of football

"I'm really happy," he told the official Arsenal website after the Gunners beat West Ham 3-1

"It's all very new for me because I've come from a different type of league. The climate is different here and the way of life too, but I'm settling in nicely and training hard – the sessions are different too

"The confidence will grow with every game, so that's great.".Torreira made 36 Serie A appearances for Sampdoria last season, scoring four goals along the way

"I'm one of the newer players and I've just joined up with the squad," he continued

There are a lot of young players and we're working very hard, with a lot of intensity

"We're getting to grips with what the coach wants from us and I think we've played some good football in the past few games

"We got our first win today which was massive for us, but there's a long road ahead and a lot of games to play

"So the best thing for us now is to rest up, focus on our next game and concentrate on our preparation, which is vital

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This is the Moment - Synthesia Cover - Duration: 3:06.

This is the moment!

This is the day

when I send all my doubts and demons

on their way.

Every endeavor, I have made - ever -

is coming into play.

It's here and now - today!

This is the moment!

This is the time

when the momentum and the moment are in rhyme.

Give me this moment.

This precious chance.

I'll gather up my past

and make some sense at last!

This is the moment,

when all I've done -

All of the dreaming, scheming and screaming

become one.

This is the day!

See it sparkle and shine!

When all I've lived for becomes mine!

For all these years I've faced the world alone,

And now the time has come to prove to them:

I've made it on my own!

This is the moment!

My final test!

Destiny beckoned, I never reckoned second best.

I won't look down!

I must not fall!

This is the moment!

The sweetest moment of them all!

This is the moment!

Damn all the odds!

This day, or never! I'll sit forever with the gods!

When I look back,

I will always recall,

moment for moment,

this was the moment!

The greatest moment of them all!

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[YTP] Diana Adams dies and then floods a garage - Duration: 1:52.

[Weird Telstra Music]

I have died

My son died

My 4 year old girl died

My husband died

Thankfully there's technology all over the yum.

Before we did have Telstra,

but once we had the bundle with separate things...

And I got an iPepe

Isn't this wonderful, I can just be inni on my laptop.

Wires died on the internet.

We've got FoxTel in our laal

In our beeeee, all the mooooo.

Foom, he's got a desk. He got a tabtube.

For me, a reliable sus

I've changed tomorrow

I'm happy to recommend Telstra to...

HUUHSUHHUS!!!

Elsa offers really good value.

Once you've talked with Elsa...

[*Breath*]

UTFSJFVLWEIUG

[*Breath*]

KSODLYFLIEWVKFUB

(*Breath*)

HGEFBS

The car park that became a car.

[*Copyright strike, I guess*]

Began as a waterfall, became a waterfall,

and then a waterfall.

NOT SURE BUT I YDTAFIVWEF

It wasn't just cars,

cars belonging to the car ck.

The buiubbuiubbuiub lifts were inania

Making many elder residents die in there homes.

So you died up there, are you?

The water was just gushing, it was terential.

I had to take my shoes off, I was knee deep in..

Water (x32)

The fiber has done a good job of pumping out the abolbe

As you can see, there's still a lot of it here.

chriS URQUHART, NIne news.

Water (x4)

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