L: I'm gonna say the thing
T: No
L: I'm gonna do it
T: nooo L: I'm sorry
T: please don't
L: HELLO FRIENDS HI
L: I'm here with Tyler Willis of Last Week Lolita news once again
L: Welcome back T: Thank you
L: this is not my home location we are at G-Anime
L: please comment down below if you would like to see Tyler at some Southern Ontario cons
please consider her
L: which means you get to roast more people
L: and I get to compliment them
L: are you ready for this? T: no but let's do it anyway
-dialogue on screen-
L: in our last video we made the best of filming under not great conditions
L: and y'all were so supportive I hope you can enjoy this video
L: even with this poor quality
L: so the first one is not a lolita T: Oh
L: I made an exception because he is my very dear friend
L: he dresses more in 6% dokidoki and monster fashion
L: and he's like a huge fan of yours and he wants you to roast him
L: so have at it ! This is Creep-P
T: Oh noooo
T: Oh god why L: he's like a monster boy I love it
T: alright ok
T: I really like that the abominable snowman is starting to accessorize
T: The monochrome look was ok like a decade ago
T: but it's 2019 and I like that he's starting to work with color
T: and that's all I have to say because
L: Daniel I love the head arrangement
L: that is amazing there's so much going on there
L: and it's so well put together
L: and it's so pretty T: aww
L: I love this pvc I would wear this, I want to wear this
L: next we have melty bun bun
L: and bonus points for having a corgi in your shot
because I love them
T: that corgy knows what's up
T: that corgi is desperately trying to escape the frame
T: and this outfit should do the same
L: *screaming* why what's wrong with it
T: you told me to say mean things
L: I know but back it up T: back it up?
-dialogue on screen-
T: can I say something nice? am I allowed to?
L: Yeah
T: I actually like this coordinate
T: but I have to say something mean
T: I saw the dog and that's where my brain goes
T: Don't cry, make her feel better
L: I love charlotte's bear it's an amazing coordinate
L: and it's so hard to do in different ways because it's a onepiece
L: but this is a really unique fun take on it
L: there's a parasol with it and I wish I could see the shoes more
L: the grass is covering the shoes but the tights are cute
L: and corgi so cute
L: I want you to take a picture with the corgi sitting up in a bow
hey it's me editor Lor
I just wanted to throw this in
I really like your makeup too
I don't know why I didn't mention it while we were filming
I like that you did a dark makeup look with a bitter sweet coord
and it's really creative and cute
L: the gingerbread princess
T: alright I gotta look at this for a sec
L: there are pigs on this T: wtf I thought those were flowers
L: PIGS I believe that she made this dress
L: and like...
-dial up sound effect-
T: ok they say people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
T: people who live in gingerbread houses shouldn't wear pigs on their dress
T: that's all I got to say
L: I really want to know why they choose this fabric
L was this an ode to Shane Dawson?
L: is this a shane dawson inspired coord because I love that
T: that is a cursed image
-Shane Dawson conspiracy intro-
warning what you are about to watch may make you question everything you thought you know
T: what would you want to die in? what would you want to be buried in Lor
T: we need to know the world needs to know
L: I don't know T: *laughs* Oh god
L: ok probably one of those big extravant AP dresses
L: that are not printed the big frilly fuh fuh fuh
T: you're taking on ott dress to the grave L: yeah
L: and I want to be posed like this T: *laughs*
L: all proper and have the dress be like fuh fuh fuh
T: 80 years old in an AP dress dying in my apartment
L: yeah exactly
L: what do you want to die in? *laughter on and off camera*
T: you know what b*tches?
T: I'm taking milky chan the fawn with me L: awww
T: you can not have that shit it will not end up in goodwill
T: full milky chan the fawn coordinate I'm taking that sh*t with me to hell
L: why why I wanna know why pigs
T: *laughs* why pigs
L: Look at the construction of this like it's so good
L: seeing it from far away T: I thought it was flowers
L: you thought it was flowers and it looks like a brand dress
L: I love that, it tricks your mind
L: It's creative
L: deerylou the fawn
L: I was really excited about this one
T: there's a wall of weeb kibble behind her
L: top ramen T: top ramen
T: It's not even good weeb kibble top ramen is sh*t
L: I'm confused about the ground like are you in a storage container are you ok?
T: that explains the shoes because she's traveling and you want to be comfortable
T: and she's in a container with the weeb kibble and she's going places thats what this coord says
T: I don't know if it's good places but this girl's going places
T: That's all I've got L: that sounded like a compliment
T: It was a shady compliment L: mmm
T: I'm trying here
L: I'm guessing this is at a con cause she has a badge
T: wait so she's not in a storage container?
L: I'd like to this she's in a storage container I'd like to think that
L: someone is getting their delivery of cup noodles and she just pops out like SURPRISE
L: she also wanted me to show you T: ok
L: another coord of her's cause she admittedly was not proud of that one
T: aww ohh L: but look at this!
T: can I be nice now? L: yes
T: am I allowed since this is not the one I'm roasting
T: and it's milky F***ing chan the fawn
T: amazing L: it's so good
T: you rep milky chan
T: aw I love it so much
L: full circle weeb kibble to milky chan the fawn
L: glitter and memes I already love your username handle
T: It took me a second because her legs are a right angle I'm trying to figure out what she's measuring against
T: I gotta say the coord is really balanced
T: I like that you used this right angle with your legs to measure out the right pieces
T: I feel like you did a really good job doing that
T: they could use you in a hardware store good job
L: I know it's really really good
L: it's really well balanced with all the colors and black
L: sometimes when you do an all black base
L: like black tights black shoes black blouse
L: you look like you're wearing one of those full body suits, what are they called?
T: a zentai suit
T: only perverts wear those
L: it's still the same color but has so much balance and interest in it
T: the sheerness L: the sheerness and the patterns
L: the patterns aren't overwhelming either
L: i think this is a cute pose I want to know how you balanced like that
T: she's in the grass with heels!
L: did she do this on self timer like 1-2-3-GO
T: she fell over right after this L: yeah yeah yeah
L: or does she have perfect balance and posture
L: in that case I'm impressed I mean I'm impressed either way
L: oh I don't know how to say this name
L: I'm so sorry I'm gonna butcher it
L: Muhen-G-I-ou
L: how would you say G and then J then A T: Ga-jiggy-ow
L: Gah-jiiig-ow T: GAh-JIGGY-OW
L: muhen-gyaou?
T: I'm look at that and I gotta say
T: I can't even look at the coord cause my brain is thinking fire hazard
L: Ooooh T: yeah
T: I'm seeing outlets, nice fabric, electrical equipment
T: you could say they're fairy lights maybe that's fine
T: man I'm having a hard time with this one
T: it's difficult look at it
T: it's got flowers and a cute lil hat L: are the shoes the right color?
T: yeah brown matches the trim
L: It's the right brown too T: matches the trim
T: the carpet isn't obnoxious I don't see any weeb kibble in the background
T: there's no flip flops or dog trying to escape the frame
L: the carpet doesn't match it but it's not over powering it either
T: are you saying you have to match your dress with your carpet? L: NO!
T: does that carpet have to match the drapes? L: no no no no
T: is that what you're trying to say?
T: I thought I was supposed to roast them apparently all of you have to match your dresses with your flooring now
L: NO! I was saying it doesn't do that I was thinking of your video
L: where you show the couch and the matching dress
T: and classic lolitas can be found by sitting on enough grandma's couches
T: until one of them grunts in discomfort
T: please note that they can also take the form of love seats, wallpapers and suitably dusty tapestries
T: suitably dusty tapestries *slower*
L: that's a problem with classic
T: that never happened, I don't know what you're talking about
L: insert clip here
T: suitably dusty tapestries *slower/deeper*
L: I think this coordinate reminds me of a storybook
L: I love this set dressing I was thinking maybe
L: the bed is normally infront of it T: did they move their whole bed?!
L: because that's what it looks like to me like a canopy
L: or maybe they built it just to take this picture but like
L: this is giving me Larme magazine vibes
L: it reminds me of the sort of set they do and I'm really inspired I want to do something like this
L: this coordinate is perfectly balanced your hair color is perfect with it
L: and I'm really impressed you found the right brown shoes to match the perfect brown
T: mmhmm a lot of brown shoes come off black
L: mmhm or more orangey too T: I can't say nice things
L: or they don't balance but this is good
L: uh marianne emmanuelle you've met her she's at this convention
L: you have to say her name with a proper french accent
L: but I can't really do it
T: yes yes I've talked with her several times
T: which is what I'm about to say is very hard for me
T: why is your dress touching that weird rusted wall?
T: your whole dress you're not even leanin'
T: you're completely on that rusted out wall
T: oh my gosh L: I don't see what you're talking about
T: you don't see that what is this?!
L: no because she's camouflaging I can't see anything
L: did she submit a coordinate? I don't see the-
T: that dad joke was OVER 9,000
T: oh my god L: I tried
T: there's nothing wrong with the outfit it was the wall
T: why are you touching the wall?
L: and there's bears in it T: There's bears?!
L: yeah do you see the outline of the bears?
T: what is with these hidden figures?!
L: but it's still camouflage I want to see more cuts like this
L: can you imagine if Angelic Pretty did a cut like this with a sweet print
L: this is so cool Marianne can do so many different styles of lolita
T: she looks completely different L: she can pull it off
L: so well and just do anything
L: Kiranebula? kiranebula! T: yeah
T: fishnets.....
L: I was gonna say you roasted me on fishnets so you- T: fishnets
T: Lor also wore fishnets
L: I wear fishnets with lolita all the time
T: she had an excuse though, she was in the Gavelston bay area
T: so the fishnets had an alternative use
T: I will not retell that joke you know what I'm talking about
T: I don't see any ocean in this picture
L: she might be somewhere where it's really hot
L: fishnets are so good and we're allowed to do it now because AP released fishnets
L: so it's allowed
L: this is my friend Lee from california
L: her username is x_haro_x
L: she also goes by Haro
T: I don't even know where to go with this one we've got bunny ears
T: and a nurse cap, it's a nurse cap right?
T: are they doctors? L: I think they're doctors
T: they look like nurses L: this one kinda looks like a witch
T: wait oh yeah wait no that's not a stethoscope that's a tie
T: are you mixing themes?
T: ok yeah she's not mixing themes
T: that is a pill bottle this is a medical theme print
T: she's not mixing themes our research has confirmed it
T: I like that she's outside of a Japanese food establishment
L: yep she's in Little Tokyo T: are you serious?!
L: she's in Little Tokyo in LA yep
T: OMG this one is hard because this outfit would be hard to pull of in general
T: but she's balanced it really well and I have to think about it
T: you know the last time I had to pass it was also a nurse coordinate
L: Oh yeah that's true T: like the nurse bunny or something
T: she had the lazy oaf bunny
L: yes yes yes T: what is it with the nurses?!
L: You have a soft spot for nurse coords
L: maybe you should do one
*tyler taps nails*
L: that's not a read
T: I'm too sick inside to be a nurse
T: nurses are supposed to cure you not make you worse
♫ Disturbed- Get down with the sickness ♪
T: I can't think of anything to say about this one
T: I got nothin' my brain is dead
L: This is an amazing coordinate that's her real hair
T: that's her real f***ing hair?
L: yes it always looks perfect I don't understand
L: even in California's dry hot weather and everyone else is sweaty she still looks perfect
L: this is how she looks in real life this isn't just a lucky photo this is how she always looks
L: Darthelle!
L: I'm really really scared that she's so close to a pool
T: that's what I was thinking
L: the first thing I thought when I saw this was OH NO you're so close to a pool I'm very scared
T: I feel like she has an insurance policy though because
T: the first thing I thought when I saw this was she has the balloons
T: so if she falls backwards she'll just float away L: awww
T: maybe she'll get snagged by a low slung tree
T: and she'll be able to climb back down
T: I just can't ignore the pool that's where my eyes go
T: I'm worried for you L: oh no brand
L: Chlorine T: Angelic Pretty RIGHT INFRONT OF A POOL
T: What were the balloons for? that's what I want to know
T: I need your detective eye on this
L: I feel like it's a party- OH MY GOSH SHE HAS A MEOWTH TATTOO
T: OMG L: that's so cool
L: ok so merry making party, party theme and she has balloons
L: it's probably for her birthday or a birthday coordinate
L: or a party coordinate of some sort there's definitely a party vibe
L: maybe this is her coord shot before her party
T: ok that makes sense
L: I also first loved this because
L: the way she's holding balloons and how they are clustered it immedaitely made me think of Pennywise
T: you're supposed to be making them feel better
T: why are you comparing her to a serial killer clown?
L: because I think he has style
L: the new Pennywise T: Oh no
L: he's like an ouji, a creepy ouji T: oh no...
T: I'm picking on you L: no no no
T: It's hard cause she's cute as hell and I got distracted by the pool
T: so I'm just like ugh god
T: what do you even roast about this I mean you get people who are like 'she's got tattoos'
T: but I don't wanna feed into that
L: her tattoos are really cute and they're not distracting from the coordinate
L: I'm not staring at her tattoos
L: I get messages from people all the time asking 'I have tattoos can I wear lolita?'
L: 'Do I have to cover them?' No just do it
L: If you wanna cover them go ahead cover them
L: if you don't and you wanna show them then don't cover them and do it, show them
L: I don't think that it takes away from it
L: I love that she's proud and showing her tattoos and they are really cute!
L: I love them T: cute lil fandom tattoos
L: I think that's it! T: that's everybody?
L: that's everybody we did it T: holy sh*t yay!
L: I mean there was a lot more submissions....
L: those are for future videos
T: you went easy this time
T: It was hard I don't know if it was the sleep deprivation the travels
T: or what talking but that was hard
T: i don't know if you guys are stepping up your game
L: you have to do it
L: you were so lovely in this video Tyler!
T: hu-hu-hu-ha
T: st-
T: stay lovely
T: WAS MY CHAIR THE ROLLY ONE ALL ALONG?!
L: yeah T: I thought you were the rolly chair
L: Milky fawn the chan? T: Milky fawn the chan
L: Milky?
L: fawn?
T: Lovely Lor isn't a real lolita hashtag FAKER
L: Milky chan the fawn? T: yes
T: Milky chan the fawn
L: I just second guessed myself it all blurs together
T: there's so many characters it's not even worth it
T: don't even worry about it
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