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Mandora x DEEMO: Blood Diary & Dark Secrets - Duration: 2:04.
Blood Diary & Dark Secrets
......It's coming
I have been waiting for you for a long time....
It's a tall and black statue without mouth, there is a note in his hand.
"The key is sealed."
"According to legend, the man who plucks 99999 mandoras will be cursed..."
The door is locked.
......Be hurry...
(Place some Kindora's beard)
(You've got the key)
Come here for me......
(Use the key)
You scared me off!...Who are you?
You don't know where this place is? To be honest, I don't know either...but...
I can join you and we can find a way out.
Why my brother has never come to me...
I've waited so long...
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''레드벨벳_Would U'에 이런 의미가.... - Duration: 3:37.
Red velvet came back with 'Would u'.
This music video has 4 types of composition like act 1,2,3,4 in the fantasy forest.
And it does feel as curious symbols like red thread and note.
If you subscribe dreamteller, you might interpret it.. no? how was it?
Basically, this movie expressed that one girl crushed him and she wanted to be a his girlfriend
by using the scene that IRENE trying to find him.
When we watch the movie step by step,
and let we know that how to express the girl's mind that fall in love.
Let's start!
Act 1. Red thread is destiny
Red thread, you can see it in 'your name is..'
it means destiny.
But boy has one ball of string, and girl has the other ball of string.
They are connecting with red thread, it's described as falling in love each other.
She follows him for checking her destiny.
But when she followed the thread, she found one note, not a boy.
There has clue about him?
But a note guided her to the jungle. Why?
Act 2. Love is adventure of jungle
Before being a couple, we have to do an adventure.
What kind of? Well, it's flattering.
We have to go through this step before checking someone's fluttered-mind.
In this music video, they expressed this step of fluttering as doing adventure in the jungle, and red light as anxiety.
Aftering escaping from the jungle, finally she found the boy.
Act 3 Garden of secret
What does it meaning of garden of secret? there is a hint in the lyrics.
"A secret in my mind,
Well, garden of secret means her hidden mind.
The video expressed a hidden paper in the white box.
Well, the thread on the paper is red!
Find the paper in the box described as she is sure about her mind.
Act4 Being a couple in imagination
Well, she is ready now.
She is waiting for him in the place looks like wedding hall.
When he comes up in the place, they have love promise each other.
She has a ring as a promise.
It might finish as happy-ending...?
Well, the final scene is the box is closed that represented as her mind.
What happen?
Act 5. imagination in mind
Well, all of the scenes is not a real.
A tropical jungle, it is expressed her mind like a jungle.
The lyrics is a story about before being a couple, that's why the music video finish with
the scene that The box is closed.
Whenever her love is growing up, the flower is blooming in her wrist.
Will she get love and her flower bloom?
This is dreamteller.
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#Paw Patrol Francais #Pat'Patrouille sauve #Vidéo éducative en français - Duration: 11:23.
black place to start huh we have an
important mission farmer Yumi needs our
help a snowstorm is coming she has to
pick all the fruits and vegetables by
tonight where the full festival will be
ruined we need to get the crops sick and
into the barn back this job is big
enough for every tough paw Patrol is on
or blue we can see parts of the farm on
my pup pad click on a farm game can pick
the crop pumpkin Republican roll shoots
an apple apple one close the crop
pumpkin roll
paw Patrol is on a roll and so am i whoa
whoa Oh a basket of pumpkin sipped over
now they're rolling down the hill help
Marshall catch them by moving your mouse
left or right but watch out for hay
bales you don't want to catch those we
need to hurry before the snow storm
comes watch the thermometer when it gets
to the bottom it means the crops will
freeze paw Patrol let's catch those
pumpkins let's catch the pumpkins and
steer clear of hay bales okay this is
fun pumpkin patrol and in control in
control I
oh let's get more pumpkin pumpkin patrol
car truck whoa I'm so good look out be
careful Marshall I'm okay all right we
caught spicy pumpkin great sorry shoots
an apple paw Patrol is on a roll an
apple roll we need to get the apples
from the top of the hill to the basket
at the bottom we can use Rockies
recycled parts as shoot we need to turn
the shoot so the apples will roll down
into the basket to turn a shoot click on
it every time you click a shoe it turns
when you line up all the shoes leading
to the basket click rubble rubble will
push the apples to the shoot paw Patrol
here we go no Apple left behind
wanna roll
Oh
what a great time to get these Apple to
the bond great job pups flick back it
choose another farm beans click fly
again to gather more apples with rocky
and rubble back ready to help at another
part of the farm click another farm gate
load the crop we need to sort the crops
into the pups vehicles so they can get
them to the barn fast sky will use her
hook to move the crops from the pile to
the pups vehicles use the left and right
arrow keys to move Skye's helicopter
left and right when sky is over the
piled crop press the spacebar to lower
skies hook move Skye's helicopter over
to the pups vehicle put the same color
as the crop press the spacebar again to
lower the crop into that vehicle we need
to hurry before the snow storm comes
watch the thermometer when it gets to
the bottom it means the crops will
freeze help Skye load as many crops as
you can into the vehicles before the
thermometer reaches the bottom paw
Patrol let's get loading these pups
gotta fly
00
oh you've got it we did it great job
pups we're really helping farmer Yumi
better crop selected before the deep
freeze we sorted 21 cross we are super
started great draw pup quick back to
choose another farm game click play
again for crops again back farmers apple
one we've got to hurry and get these
apples to the barn fast I got it chase
let's launch them from the tree and to
the other pups vehicles to launch the
apples click on the apple tree most the
most left and right quitame then click
to launch the apple we need to hurry
before the snow storm comes watch the
thermometer when it gets to the bottom
it means the crops will freeze help
chase keep launching apples until the
thermometer reaches the bottom paw
Patrol let's save some apples you really
got that apple juice left
I digging great work you're doing great
you can do it wow great show you really
got that Apple to slice you can feel it
great job pups who will taste lemme try
yes
we collected six apples great job pups
your toasters now we got all across into
the park just in time now let's be okay
football job is too big no pup is too
small click print the print out a paw
patrol coloring page click play again
the same farm again
you
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'Bows rally late to beat Nevada for seventh consecutive victory - Duration: 1:32.
RIDING A SEASONS-
BEST...TYING...6-GAME
LAST 2-OUTINGS...
THE UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII
BASEBALL TEAM...
ROB DeMELLO:
RAINBOW WARRIORS...ON THE HEELS
OF A 12-
PROVIDED A TOUGH-TEST BY
WOLFPACK-
THROUGH 7-INNINGS...
R-B-I TRIPLE...TO RIGHT...SCORED
DYLAN
8TH-INNING...
JUMP-STARTING...A 2-
RUN...RAINBOW-
DYLAN THOMAS...EARNS THE
VICTORY...
MIKE TRAPASSO, RAINBOW WARRIORS
HEAD
came in, Don was at 94- pitches
and that was enough
with conference starting Next
week and you know? It was
fun. You know? Those games are,
uh, ai'd prefer a game
what we are going to be playing
in conference.
ROB DeMELLO:
THE TEAM'S LONGEST WIN-STREAK
SINCE 2012...
JACKSON REES...GETTING HIS FIRST
EVENING START
ROB DeMELLO:
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Firefighters contain brush fire near Kaena Point - Duration: 0:22.
MARISA:
HAPPENING NOW...
FIREFIGHTERS ARE WRAPPING UP AT
THE
SCENE OF A BRUSH FIRE OFF KAENA
POINT,
FIRE OFFICIALS TELL US IS BURNED
ABOUT
15 ACRES.
THE FIRE IS CONTAINED NOW, NO
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International Sportsmen's Expo Scottsdale Arizona Westworld - Duration: 5:59.
International Sportsmens Expo Scottsdale Arizona Westworld
International Sportsman Expo
hi it's AlaskaGranny I just attended the
International Sportsmen's Expo in
Scottsdale Arizona it was held at
Westworld multi-use events facility which is an indoor-outdoor
convention center near Phoenix Arizona
the internationalsportsman expo is a very well organized
event there were travel trailers boats ATV s exhibits
all kinds of outdoor gear there are many
outfitters offering charter fishing
to guided hunting excursions dozens of hunting and fishing lodges
from Alaska several fishing lodges from
Canada fishing guides from La Paz Mexico
big game Outfitters from Argentina and South Africa
the International Sportsman Expl had very well organized
booths and it was a very interesting
setting and an enjoyable day the one
problem with going to a International Sportsman's Expo
if everything sounds so exciting every
lodge sounds like the greatest every
trip sounds like the one you want to
make it's hard to decide what you want
to do there were several exhibits with
gear that I found to be very interesting
and something that I might enjoy having
car truck or trailer top tent that fold
out they go on to the roof rack they
fold open popup and have a ladder and
you can climb up there and have a place
to stay I thought they were very
interesting and it's something that I
thought would be fun to have they seemed
like they were very well made whether
you're a camper a hunter or even you
were concerned with bugging out it would
be a nice thing to have stored on top of
your car you have your ready to go a
shelter there was an adorable little boy
selling duck calls
he was there with his father who was
selling a product he invented called the
finisher it's a like a coin with a
pointed curved sharp end on it and if
you go bird hunting then you finish off
your bird by inserting the end of the
finisher into the back of the duck or
goose is head I thought it was clever
and well done something simple
affordable and that could be very useful
if you're a bird hunter there were some
field dressing made easy knife Raptorazor
RaptoRazor they had quite a selection and
they were very well made they make a set
of knives that is heavy duty they make a set of knives that is
light duty and they also make a set of knives that
mounts onto your boat they are sharp enough
to field-dress an animal and even cut
your rope sneektec are a pair of
boot covers that go on the bottom of
your boot when you want to go hunting in
a stealth mode they have several inches
of foam they strapped right onto your
existing boots and allow you to walk in
a sponge-like soft stealth manner to
sneak up on to your prey if you're a bow
hunter that's something you might really
want because it can help you get closer
then you can without the risk of
snapping twigs a very clever product is
a stalker decoy if you're a bow hunter
this is something that pops up like
those windshield covers you pop it up
and you attach it to the front of your
phone it allows the animal that you're
stalking to see something that they're
used to and so you can get closer than
if you were just making up with your bow
they're very lightweight you could use
them for pack in a hunting camp and they
even could sit around your rifle if
that's something that you're interested
in they had a wide variety lots of
different kinds of animals so no matter
what space is your hunting there's
probably one that would work I talked to
several people who have purchased these
and use them to hunt and they said they
were very successful they got closer
than ever to the largest animals that
they had ever hunted never quick to
recommend these and point me to that
booth another product I found unique and
interesting is pro tracker if you're a
bow hunter it's like a GPS that fits on
the end of your arrow when you shoot
your arrow it connects to the animal and
then you have the GPS allowing you to
track where your game went so you don't
lose it the risk of losing a wounded
animal on a hunt is reduced with the use
of the pro tracker another interesting
product was called nite site night
vision capability there's a bunch of the
scope of your rifle now you may think
that night hunting is illegal but some
species such as pigs it's legal and in
other countries you might be allowed to
hunt something like a jackal I saw them
using the knife scope technology when
we were in South Africa because the game
warden was hunting the Jackals that
were killing the sheep in the Eastern Cape of South Africa it's very
effective not that expensive it was
amazing to see the recordings that they
had of the product and action so if
you're interested in night vision
technology for your hunting capabilities
you might want to check that out the
International Sportsman Expo in Phoenix Arizona Scottsdale Arizona Westworld
well run had a wide variety of vendors
selling all types of outdoor gear and
equipment hunting trips fishing trips
all kinds of safari just about anything
you could hope for if you love the
outdoors if the international sportsman
Expo comes to your community I hope you
will attend is well worth it
learn more at alaskagranny.com please subscribe to the AlaskaGranny channel
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Kalihi Valley area residents on-street pilot parking program launches - Duration: 1:27.
A PILOT PROGRAM THAT REQUIRES
RESIDENTS TO
HAVE PERMITS TO PARK ON THE
STREET, KICKS
OVERCROWDED STREETS IN THAT
NEIGHBORHOOD.
ELYSSA AREVALO LOOKS AHEAD AT
WHAT
ELYSSA:
JOE, THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN ABOUT
ITS KIND AND IT'S
ONE THAT RESIDENTS ARE HOPEFUL
WILL WORK.
SIGNS WENT UP THIS MORNING ON
ALU, WILSON,
AND JENNIE STREETS REMINDING
PEOPLE THAT
THIS PROGRAM WILL BE TESTED
THROUGHOUT THE
PERMITS FOR THEMSELVES AND
ANOTHER TWO FOR GUESTS.
RESIDENTS LINED UP LAST WEEKEND
TO REGISTER
PARKING ZONES GOT ONE.
when caught
area residents came
together and saw this project to
fruition"
ELYSSA:
THERE IS A GRACE PERIOD OF 60
MINUTES BUT ANYONE PARKED ON THE
STREET WITHOUT A
COULD BE IMPLEMENTED IN OTHER
AREAS ON THE
ISLAND.
ELYSSA AREVALO KHON2 NEWS
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Wahre Wortgewandtheit (Real Eloquence) - Duration: 32:54.
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そこに愛はあるのか？ Where's The Love? - Duration: 3:14.
Hey
I was thinking
Is there really love between Nobita-kun and Shizuka-chan?
What?
What are you talking about?
Nobita-kun has always had a crush on Shizuka-chan
but Shizuka-chan only sees him as a friend
Yeah
This was in the manga, but the reason she married Nobita-kun
I feel like if I'm not by your side, something might happen to you
Yeah
She married him because she felt sorry for him
How is there love in a marriage like that
There's love
What?
A motherly love
ewwwwwwwwww
Or she could have fallen for Nobita-kun's
sweet personalty
Oh
Or she just likes deadbeat guys
There's people like that
Too real man
but in the world of Doraemon
who is she going to marry aside from Nobita-kun?
Dekisugi-kun
Nah, that won't work
He's smart, kind, can do sports and will definitely be successful as an adult
but he has no personality
What?
I mean he doesn't seem very human
He's like a cyborg
A cyborg?
Would it be fun to married to a cyborg with no emotions !?
Well if you put it like that...
Right
What about about Suneo
He will so cheat on her
Yeah, I guess
What about Giant?
Dude, he's the type of person who'll beat his wife
Beat his wife?
It's not unheard of that kids who are abused
will abuse their loved ones as an adult
Abuse!?
He'll probably be nice during the Doraemon movies
Yeah...
Shizuka-chan and Nobita-kun are OTP
Doraemon!
What?
She can marry Doraemon
I don't think...
What?
it's
a cyborg cat
and a human
Don't be racist!!!
It doesn't matter as long as there's love!!!
oh, she could also marry Dorami-chan
*bloopers*
by the way
I used to watch Doraemon a lot back in the day
I read some of the manga too
I stopped watching after they changed all of the voice actors (like 10 years ago?)
the episodes before they changed all of the voice actors were really good
There was actually a development between Nobita-kun and Shizuka-chan
but
once the voice actors changed
they rebooted the art style and the story
and I couldn't be stuffed to watch it anymore
Nagatanien Doraemon furikake
Out now
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Пасха творожная «Царская» - Коллекция Рецептов - Duration: 6:35.
Easter cottage cheese "Tsarskaya" - Collection of Recipes
If you get in the way of subtitles - turn them off!
Hello! My name is Dina.
And I'm very glad to see you on my channel "Collection of Recipes".
Easter is the greatest and brightest holiday for all Christians and today we will prepare one of the main treats of this holiday - cottage cheese Easter.
Prepare Easter in a raw and brewed way, in this video I will show the recipe for raw Easter.
To prepare it we will need:
• 400 gr. Fat cottage cheese (9-20%) • 170 gr. Sahara
• 200 gr. Fat cream (33%) • 150 gr. Butter
• 1 tbsp. Flavored sugar • 50 gr. Raisins
• 50 gr. Candied fruits • 2 yolks
• Vanillin • 40 ml. Rum or cognac
To begin with, in a separate bowl, we throw out candied fruits, raisins
And pour them with rum, I use rum, in which vanilla pods were insisted, but you can take cognac.
Then you need to wipe the cottage cheese, you can do it in different ways,
Pass through the grill of the meat grinder, wipe twice through a sieve, grind with a submerged or conventional blender, as in my case.
This is such a plastic, homogeneous mass without lumps, it should turn out.
We put the cottage cheese aside and whip the cream.
Use the freshest and creamiest cream, preferably homemade, but I was not at home, I took cream 33% fat.
To cream it was easier to beat, they need to be very cool, you can even put them in the freezer for a short while before whipping.
Whisk the cream to the airy tight foam state, but try not to kill them, otherwise they can rebound with serum.
Here we have such a magnificent creamy mass, we set it aside.
Now let's take care of the yolks, in a separate bowl we pour the yolks, I use fresh homemade eggs.
We beat the yolks with a mixer, whisks after whipping cream do not need to be washed.
Add to the bowl about half the sugar and continue to rub the yolks with sugar until they lightly turn white,
As soon as the mass starts to turn white, add 1-2 tablespoons of whipped cream and continue to beat until a homogeneous lush mass.
In a separate container, spread a soft butter and whisk it until creamy, until the oil has gone white.
Without turning off the mixer, add the remaining sugar and continue to whisk.
Add vanillin,
Aromatized sugar, I have this, with the aroma of orange,
Or you can use a peel of one orange, and beat the butter with sugar to the state of the cream.
All products are prepared.
In a large bowl, spread the wiped cottage cheese,
Whipped butter,
Yolks with sugar
And mix the mass with a mixer until it is uniformly lush.
In a well-mixed mass, add the whipped cream, and beat the mixer at low speed to a light, air curd mass.
In the whipped mass we add in advance the raisins and candied in the rum, the remaining rum will be needed a little later.
Careful movements, so as not to disturb the air structure, we interpose raisins and candied fruits.
It remains to shift the ready-made curd mass into a pack.
To do this, install it on a plate, take the gauze folded in 2 layers, and soak it in the remaining rum.
Evenly distribute the gauze to the very bottom of the mold and spread the curd mass, slightly ramming it,
You can even knock a little bit on the shape of the plate, so that the mass is better distributed.
We spread the Paschal mass into shape to the very top,
Fold the gauze envelope, turning it from all sides.
Over the form of setting oppression, for this I take a saucer, and on top a jar with water.
This is done in order to drain excess whey.
The resulting design is sent to the refrigerator for at least one day, and preferably for two days.
After a day let's see how much serum has flowed, we rearrange the pasochnitsa on a dry plate and clean it in the refrigerator for another day.
It is recommended to cook Easter on Thursday, then until Sunday she will have time to brew.
It took 2 days, we take the pack from the refrigerator and shift the ready-made curd pasta to a dish.
To do this, unfold the gauze, put the dish on top, where we will serve Easter, and gently turn over.
We remove the pasochnitsu and carefully remove the gauze.
And now let's decorate our cottage cheese Easter.
Make Easter at your request.
Easter, cooked according to this recipe, turns out extraordinarily tender, tasty, with a light aroma of orange, rum and vanilla.
Air curd-creamy consistency resembles soft ice cream.
I wholeheartedly congratulate you on the occasion of the Holy Easter and wish you well, prosperity and peace to your home!
If you liked the recipe for this Easter - put your finger up!
Share this video with your friends and write your own review if you prepare Easter for this recipe.
Perhaps you are watching this video in social. Networks, then I recommend to visit my YouTube channel, where you will find other video recipes in my performance, the link in the description under the video.
Also on the channel there is an excellent recipe for the Easter cake, see if you are interested.
Dean was with you. To new meetings, to new delicious recipes!
#NoMoreCraptions
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Lamb Cutlet Parsi Style /How to make Lamb cutlet/Parsi style lamb cutlet - Duration: 1:43.
1 pound /500 gram Ground lamb 2 medium potatoes, boiled and peeled 1/4 cup Rava/ semolina 1 tsp n ginger,garlic,finely grated or paste 3 tbsp coriander leaves ( chopped) 1 onion finely chopped 1 tsp chilli powder Pinch of Garam masala 1 red or green chilli,finely chopped
1/4 tsp turmeric powder 1/8 tsp ground cinnamon 1/8 tsp clove powder. Salt to taste Oil to shallow fry cutlet
In a large bowl,add lamb, ginger,garlic coriander leaves,chilli powder Pinch of Garam masala, red or green chilli
turmeric powder,ground cinnamon,clove powder and Salt to taste
Add boiled and roughly mashed potatoes and combine.(Add -2 tsp oil if needed to prevent from sticking)
Divide into equal size balls and press into disc and make patties
In a small plate add 1/4 cup of semolina/sooji. Coat lamb patties generously,dust off excess.
Heat tawa on medium-high heat,place patties with oil to shallow fry.( 4-5 tbsp or as needed)
cook until its golden brown and meat is cooked through.(5-7 minutes each side)
If you prefer cutlets without sooji/semolina , then skip that step and make patties without the coating.(Just like this picture).
Cook for 5-7 minutes each side till golden brown and meat is cooked through
Transfer to plate,serve with chutney or ketchup.
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Doggo, you're a silver
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10FastFingers: The SECRET of typing FAST ?! - Duration: 5:45.
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can turn into a
Deluxe Collector Ultra Ultimate Super Oil of the Almighty Keyboard Chroma Highlighted Blackstalker of the Hell Edition
Which can also provide your keyboard
One hundred forty two millions of COLORS!!
Going from 386 nanometers to 782 nanometers
on the visible light spectrum
So that your keyboard will turn himself into a
Shining shiny illuminated keyboard of the PARADISE!!!
It will
SHINE
GLOW
GLITTER
BEAM
BLINK
BURN
TWINKLE
OMFG IT GOES TOO FAST I CAN'T SUBTITLE THAT OMFG
NEVERMIND
GLISTEN, FLASH, GLARE, GLEAM, DAZZLE, GLOW, ILLUMINATE, RADIATE, SHIMMER, FLICKER, SPARKLE
It will turn into a
DAMN
AMAZING
RAINBOW
A GIANT INCREDIBLE RAINBOW
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
DON'T YOU LOVE IT ?!
Well, of course you love it
So don't hesitate anymore
Go ahead !
Buy our Deluxe Collector Ultra Ultimate Super Oil of the Almighty Keyboard Edition
It's totally worthy
It costs only 9.99$
PER MILLIMETER!!!!
Profit now from the benefits of that unique offer
And you'll get refunded by an incredible
ZERO percent
In the next
Fifteen
Years !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Offer subject to terms, conditions, and availabilities, according to the store's Sales and Service policy)
Yeah, since I began to use this super oil
I... I'm starting to feel like a newborn hero
I really like this oil
The first non-typical thing I have done with this oil
Is to use it to take my shower or to shave my beard
I don't know
Until now, I have done a great job
You know who I am, right ?
I'm a billionnaire
A freaking super rich billionaire
I went from rags to riches
At the beginning of my life
I had nothing
I was nothing
But I... I started using the oil
And I can tell the mistakes I've made along the way made me who I am today
See? All these beauties behind me?
What do you think they are attracted by?
Oil, of course
I'm beginning to feel like a Type God, Type God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their fingers are fast enough to Type Rox, Type Rox
They say I type like a robot so call me Type-bot
It has been a long walk to reach until today
I had to struggle, to fight against the stereotypes
To finally be the Godly human being I am now
I am worldwide known for being a mathematician, true
But do you know what inspired me to chose that way ?
No ? I will tell you
The Deluxe Oil
When I discovered it, a full load of intelligence and brighteness came to me
I am really thankful to the Oil
Without it, my life would not make sense
(I'm actually really good at writing subtitles, aren't I ? Don't forget to read the description !)
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