-Well, here's what people are talking about.
At a dinner last night,
President Trump told Republican senators
that if they didn't vote for the health care bill,
they'd look like dopes.
[ Laughter ]
Then he combed his neck hair over the top of his head
and walked away with his tie dragging on the floor.
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Don't be a dope."
Trump had dinner with Republican senators at the White House,
and they were served steak and lima beans.
-Mmm.
-And Trump wasn't allowed to leave the table
until he finished all of his lima beans.
-Really? -That's right. Yeah.
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Mr. President, we can see you scraping them onto the floor."
"Do we have a dog?"
[ Laughter ]
But the big story is that the Republican bill
to repeal and replace Obamacare has officially fallen apart.
[ Cheers and applause ]
But Republicans say that they're just gonna let Obamacare fail
while they regroup and figure out a new plan.
And Democrats said, "Hey,
that's the same thing we're doing with Trump.
Just don't worry about it.
Just gonna wait it out."
[ Cheers and applause ]
And he's still talking about the wall.
He's just -- He's just adding new things about the wall now.
Now he says the wall -- For safety reasons,
the wall has to be see-through.
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Which explains this latest group protesting Trump -- birds.
-Really? -They're furious.
They're just so -- They're furious.
-They're mad. -Whap!
And Paul Ryan said this week that he's going to update
the dress code for members of Congress.
This has stirred up some controversy
along with a little confusion
about what the current dress code actually is.
So here to help clarify
what is and is not appropriate dress for Congress
is Representative Andrew Carn.
Andrew, hey, welcome.
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much for doing this.
-I appreciate it.
-I appreciate you taking time
to visit us here at "The Tonight Show."
-Thank you. It's nice to be here.
-Now, Congressman Carn,
With all this talk about the new Congressional dress code,
can you help explain what exactly is allowed?
-Absolutely.
Under the updated dress code, women would be permitted
to wear sleeveless dresses and open-toed shoes.
-Uh-huh. And what about men?
-Men may wear a suit and tie,
along with dress shoes, as we see here.
Yep.
While an example of something
that men would not be allowed to wear is this.
-Okay.
Okay. Okay. So the first one is allowed,
and the second one is not allowed.
-That's correct.
-I'm still a little confused here.
Would you mind giving me another example?
-I'd be happy to.
As I said before, Congressmen may wear an appropriate suit...
-Sure. -...with tie, a nice shirt.
-With tie. -With tie, yes, of course.
With tie, with dress shoes as you see here.
-That's great. Yep. I get that.
-But what they cannot wear is something like this.
-They can't -- They can't wear this?
-Yeah, I'm hoping that clears up some confusion.
-Well, I'm still -- I don't know.
I'm still a little confused.
You guys a little bit still confused?
[ Audience shouts "Yes" ]
-It's common to be confused. Okay.
Well, an outfit like this would be heavily frowned upon.
[ Laughter ]
-That would be frowned upon in Congress?
-Yes.
-Is that you dressed as Superman?
-It is, yes.
While portraying an image
of masculine bravery is always encouraged,
Superman undies and a midriff-cut uniform are not.
-Okay.
I think I'm starting to understand.
You guys close? Do you kind of --
[ Audience shouts "No" ]
-No.
Can we do just one more example maybe?
Do you mind?
I mean, do you guys -- One more example?
[ Audience shouts "Yes" ]
I'm just saying we're just a little confused.
We don't quite understand.
Is that okay?
-I really don't see why not.
As I said previously,
men are permitted to wear a suit,
and a neatly pressed shirt.
A tie is a must.
-With tie. -With tie, of course.
Of course, dress shoes.
Dress shoes, as well. -Yeah, you got to have a shoe.
-In other words, this sort of outfit is encouraged.
-Oh, okay. I see that, yeah.
-But what is strictly prohibited would be something like this.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ What does it take to be number one? ♪
♪ Two is not a winner, and three, nobody remembers ♪
♪ Hey, what does it take to be number one? ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
-All right. Thank you. Thank you very much for that.
I appreciate it. Andrew Carn, everybody.
Hey, go! Go! Get out of here!
Hey, get out of here!
He sneaks in.
[ Laughs ] He can't even walk.
-I laughed. That last one --
-He got so nervous, he couldn't even walk out of here.
Yeah.
Is he still trying to leave?
Is he still trying to get out of the building?
-No.
[ Laughter ]
He is not. -Wow.
-It's like "The Shining."
[ Laughter ]
-That's fantastic.
-Was that last outfit good or bad?
I don't even know.
-In Congress, it's bad.
Here, we'd totally wear that.
It's more than comfortable.
Is he still -- Is he still there?
Has he left?
♪♪
All right, all right, all right.
All right.
[ Laughs ]
All right. All right.
All right. He's dancing.
-[ Deep voice ] The sentinel.
-Guys.
Hey, guys. Listen to this.
I read that O.J. Simpson almost lost
his chance at a parole hearing for eating a stolen cookie.
[ Light laughter ]
O.J. denied stealing the cookie.
Then he wrote a book about how he would have stolen it
if he did.
He didn't do it.
"If I Ate It" is available this fall.
This is pretty nice.
I saw that Donny Wahlberg went to Waffle House
and left a $2,000 tip on an $83 check.
[ Cheers and applause ]
People couldn't believe it.
They were like, "Who spends $83 at a Waffle House?"
[ Laughter and applause ]
He'd have to order the menu twice.
This is interesting, here.
A new study found that almost half of Americans
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