Youtube daily report Oct 21 2017

In the mood for a good laugh?

Well, you could always check out some big-budget comedy everybody's seen a million times, or

you could dig a bit deeper and find something funny that's been swept under the cinematic

rug.

If you want to try something a bit more obscure, keep watching to discover some hysterical

comedies that flew completely under the radar.

After Hours

In 1985, legendary director Martin Scorsese created one of the weirdest comedies to ever

come from a mainstream filmmaker, an oddball movie called After Hours.

Griffin Dunne plays a guy named Paul Hackett who just wants to get a ride home after a

date in New York City.

But instead, he finds himself lost in a twisted Wizard of Oz universe version of the Big Apple

where everyone else seems to have gone completely bonkers.

It all plays out like an eerily funny fever dream or some long lost Lewis Carroll novel

where there are no rules and you should avoid everyone you meet because they're all stark,

raving mad.

Withnail and I

Comedy isn't always just about the laughs.

For proof, look no further than 1987's Withnail and I, a dark British comedy that reeks of

weed, wine, and desperation.

Paul McGann and Richard E. Grant play two struggling actors who take a vacation in the

country to get their heads straight.

Filled with quotable lines and hilarious hijinks, Withnail and I is also a deeply sad film about

struggling with addiction and finding yourself trapped in life with nowhere to go but down.

Don't worry, though, it's still funny, with Time Out London ranking it at number 7 on

its countdown of the 100 best comedies ever made.

The Brothers Bloom

Rian Johnson is best known for films like Brick, Looper, and Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

But he's also responsible for the criminally underrated comedy The Brothers Bloom, a delightful

romp full of confidence schemes, double crosses, and a lot of nitroglycerin.

Narrated by the great Ricky Jay, The Brothers Bloom might be a bit too quirky for some,

but if you don't mind the fantastical style, stars Mark Ruffalo, Adrien Brody, and Rachel

Weisz deliver performances that are incredibly fun to watch.

Plus, like any good con movie, it does a great job of constantly making you wonder if you're

in on the game or if you're actually being played.

MacGruber

Inspired by the Saturday Night Live sketch, MacGruber finds Will Forte sporting a mullet,

saving America, and finding weird new ways to use celery sticks.

The film was a massive flop when it came out in 2010 and was eviscerated by critics, but

in the years since, this send-up of 1980s action flicks has found a cult following.

Even Christopher Nolan is a fan, telling Business Insider there are scenes that had him "howling

uncontrollably."

Raunchy, bloody, and stupid in equal measures, this one is simply classic MacGruber.

"Who's first?"

"Aw, s---!"

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

If the horror genre has taught us anything, it's that you can't trust a hillbilly.

It seems these backwoods bumpkins are always looking for preppy kids to chop into tiny

pieces, right?

Well, 2010's Tucker and Dale vs. Evil flips this idea on its head, turning the mountain

men into lovable lugs just trying to help a group of vacationing college kids who are

so terrified by horror movie stereotypes about rednecks that they keep accidentally killing

themselves.

Not only is Tucker and Dale vs. Evil hilarious, it actually has an important message.

Good job, guys!

Everybody Wants Some!!

Directed by Richard Linklater, 2016's Everybody Wants Some!! has been hailed as the "spiritual

sequel" to Linklater's classic Dazed and Confused.

Set in 1980, the film follows a group of college baseball players in the days before class

starts.

There's not really much of a plot, as the film focuses instead on the relationships

between these jocks, competitive dudes who spend their days guzzling beer, battling each

other, and bonding over ball games.

It's extremely funny, while also examining the mechanics of American masculinity.

"What am I thinking about?"

"Baseball…"

"Having a tail."

"Cereal?"

"F---!"

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Before signing on to direct Thor: Ragnarok, New Zealand native Taika Waititi gave us brilliant

gems like What We Do in the Shadows.

But the man really topped himself with 2016's Hunt for the Wilderpeople, a story of two

misfits on the run from ninjas, dire wolves, and an overzealous child welfare agent who

thinks she's the star of an American cop show.

Waititi's visuals are breathtaking, and the film expertly jumps back and forth between

gut-busting comedy and tear-jerking sadness.

In short, this is one majestical movie.

"Once rejected.

Now accepted.

By me.

And Hector!

We're a trifecta!"

The Nice Guys

Written and directed by Shane Black, who redefined the buddy cop film with Lethal Weapon, 2016's

The Nice Guys is one of the best entries in the genre in recent memory, with stars Ryan

Gosling and Russell Crowe bouncing off each other like bloody, boozy versions of Laurel

and Hardy.

Whether they're getting into gunfights, interrogating witnesses, or discussing near-death experiences

involving Richard Nixon, Gosling and Crowe make the perfect comedy team, and really,

we totally wouldn't mind seeing these actors reunite somewhere down the line.

That would actually be pretty nice, guys.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

Straight from the incredible minds of The Lonely Island, 2016's Popstar: Never Stop

Never Stopping attempts to do for pop music what This Is Spinal Tap did for heavy metal.

And it succeeds, delivering a spot on, hilarious mockumentary featuring Andy Samberg as a former

boy band star who finds success as a solo act, only to learn being a loner isn't all

it's cracked up to be.

Jam-packed with some fantastically funny tunes, it also features cameos from musicians like

Usher, Mariah Carey, and an amazing Justin Timberlake.

"My name is Mr. Fish!"

"Yeah!"

"These guys thoughts have granted my wish!

Oh yeah!"

"All I wanna know is who's in that fish costume, that was amazing!"

"The fish was me!"

By the time the credits roll, we guarantee you'll want to jump out of your seat and start

doing the Donkey Roll.

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DUMBEST THINGS WE'VE FOUGHT OVER | Dolan True Stories - Duration: 6:27.

• From who has the most chicken nuggets to whose husband is the ugliest, the Planet

Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest

things we've seen people fight over.

I'm Zaraganba – or – Grgak and today I'll be your narrator.

Number 10 was submitted by maxisnotonfire CivilSpider

One time CivilSpider snuck out of his house to go to a house party.

All the popular kids would be there, so he really wanted to go considering how he had

just made friends with one of those popular kids.

As he walked to the house, CivilSpider overheard his neighbors fighting over something.

It sounded pretty insane so he looked in the window.

The wife was screaming hysterically on the phone about how her husband was uglier.

It turned out that she was having a fight with her friend about whose husband was uglier

and had the smallest "equipment."

She ended up seeing CivilSpider looking in at her and shot him the dirtiest glare he

had EVER seen.

He ran away immediately, still confused to this day as to why she was hysterical about

something like that.

Number 9 was submitted by JJCrystalT Honeybits

One time in 9th grade, Honeybits and her science class were having an end-of-the-year party.

They plowed through the bowls of chips, cookies, punch… everything.

Soon, everything was gone but one crunchy Cheeto in a snack bowl.

Two kids started arm wrestling for it, while another pair played cards for it.

Another pair had a staring contest.

While Honeybits' classmates had their different contests, she snuck over to the bowl and ate

it.

When they finally saw that the Cheeto was gone, they all started accusing each other

of stealing it.

It got so bad the principal had to come and shut the whole thing down.

Number 8 was submitted by 1Spark1 MKyleM

In high school, MKyleM and his friends were in the gym when people started running out

to the hallway.

They ran out with them and saw two seniors – Hellbent and Nixxiom – fighting.

Of course, because of that, there were a sea of people surrounding them.

It was a normal fight at first, but then Nixxiom's came out to stop it and immediately got punched

in the face and knocked out.

A teacher got sucker-punched, and by the time he got up, there were three more teachers

running down the hallway to stop it.

Suddenly, Nixxiom pulled a knife from his backpack.

Before he had a chance to do anything, he got tackled.

After the fight, MKyleM talked to one of the kids who said, "Oh yeah, they were fighting

because Hellbent said he was better at football, and then Nixxiom got angry."

MkyleM couldn't believe he really pulled a knife over THAT.

Number 7 was submitted by BloodryneRenesme2 Spincess

The dumbest thing Spincess ever saw people fight over was when her and her mother were

at Burger King.

When they were picking up their food, two people and their children in front of them

were fighting over who had more chicken nuggets.

The mothers also got into a fight because one of the kids said that the other mother

was fat anyway.

Spincess never had a better laugh in her entire life.

Number 6 was submitted by Glittercloud_girl PrincessProton

One day, PrincessProton was at the mall with her mom and sister.

Her mom told them that she had to go into Victoria's Secret, and that they could wait

on a bench nearby.

While they waited, PrincessProton and her sister saw two woman arguing about a discounted

bra.

It was normal until one woman threw a punch, and then it was a full-on fist fight.

Their mom got them the hell out of there.

That night it was on the news, and PrincessProton and her sister still laugh about it to this

day.

Number 5 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Legna

In the late 90's/early 2000's, Legna used to hang out at a club called the "Lizard

Lounge" which had Goth Night every Thursday and Sunday.

One time, he looked down at the dance floor and saw two guys kicking the living shit out

of each other.

The bouncer ended up having to escort them out.

Legna later found out that they were fighting because one guy insulted the way the other

applied his eye shadow.

Number 4 was submitted by anymouseAri Gooby

Gooby went to the store with her brother one day.

In one of the aisles, they saw two women fighting over a bottle of shampoo.

They were struggling to get it, even trying to trip each other.

Gooby and her brother ended up leaving… but only after getting a quick Snapchat of

it.

Number 3 was submitted by WhoeverReadThisIsGay Doopie

Doopie's next door neighbors tend to bicker all the time and she usually hears them.

She doesn't even like them, but her family is friends with them.

After exams week, Doopie was ready to sleep because she was up studying the whole week

before.

Around 2 am, she was woken up by her neighbors' yelling.

Doopie's window was open, so she heard them arguing about the lights being on.

Yes, they were fighting about someone turning on the lights.

Doopie yelled at them from her window, "Shut the fuck up or else I'll call the cops!"

She closed her window but still couldn't sleep.

Number 2 was submitted by WhitemanMC Danger Dolan

Last week, Dolan went with two friends – Tolop and Cid – to the park.

After walking around for almost half an hour, they decided to go to the nearest mall to

play at the gaming center.

But when they got there, Tolop and Cid suddenly pulled out a radio from their bags.

Dolan didn't know what the fuck was going on until they started having a music battle

that went on for ten long minutes.

Then they started to argue about who had the better music.

After a few seconds of arguing, they asked Dolan who had the better music.

Dolan's taste was kind of different from theirs, so he just left, saying, "Okay, I'm

out."

He doesn't know what happened to them, but is pretty sure

that a security guard got involved.

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Katy Perry Loses It Over A Fans Outfit | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:56.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

I MADE IT.

YOU MADE THAT!

ANNOUNCER: OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS

IT?

A CAKE, A BABY, A VERY

SPECIFIC OUTFIT MADE OF 3,000

LIMESTONES IN THE SHAPE OF KATY

PERRY'S EYEBALL FROM HER TOUR?

GOD, WE'RE GOOD.

ONE OF HER FANS, HER NAME IS

SAMANTHA, WENT BACKSTAGE AND SHE

HAD DESIGNED HER OWN OUTFIT, AND

KATY PERRY LOST IT.

YOU MADE IT!

YOU MAKE ME ONE.

PLEASE, LEAVE!

ANNOUNCER: OH, KATY, YES, BUT

THAT'S K.P. HERSELF GUSHING OVER

THE RHINESTONE MINI WITH

MATCHING SHOES THAT SAMANTHA

WORE TO HER KENTUCKY CONCERT.

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME ONE?

KATY PERRY ASKED THIS GIRL TO

MAKE AN OUTFIT FOR HER AND HER

DOG.

ANNOUNCER: AND HER LITTLE DOG

TOO?

THAT'S AWESOME FOR THIS GIRL

TRYING TO BE A DESIGNER.

HARVEY: NO SHADE HERE, BUT --

NO SHADE HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S ABOUT TO GET REALLY

DARK.

HARVEY: KATY PERRY SEES THIS

GIRL BEDAZZLED IN KATY PERRY AND

SHE'S LIKE OH, MY GOD, THAT WILL

NOT TRANSLATE TO FORGE GIRLS WHO

ARE NOT KATY PERRY.

YOU KNOW A LOT WILL WANT IT.

ANNOUNCER: WHAT OTHER KATY PERRY

FAN WOULDN'T WANT TO BE COVERED

IN KATY PERRY'S PROPRIETARY

LOGO.

ANYONE ELSE HEARING THAT?

IS IT A TRADEMARK?

CAN SHE MAKE THAT?

IF SHE SUED THE FAN, THAT

WOULD BE THE BEST.

TAKE HER TO COURT.

ANNOUNCER: SO GOOD LUCK,

SAMANTHA.

YOU MADE THAT?

ANNOUNCER: IS SHE UNDER OATH?

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All You Need To Ascend Part III – From A 5D Perspective - Duration: 8:17.

All You Need To Ascend Part III � From A 5D Perspective

First things first, I will continue with my series on raising your vibrations to enter

the higher realms next, although I need to explain something first.

You may have noticed that I suddenly started signing my posts here with the name of Lucina

along with mine.

Well the reason for that is Lucina is my divine Twin, and has become such a large part of

my life now, that we go hand in hand.

Some that are reading this actually know her, as I have reunited them with their other half,

and they are now being mentored by her.

It seems that this was all pre-planned before we were all born, and many are assembling

at this time.

We may not be consciously aware of it, yet our Soul (higher self) is, along with Lucina.

Our story is explained on the �Project� site, and that info is in the bio below, although

the short of it is we were a couple a long time ago, and in 1981 she �passed�.

Well beginning in 2012 she began to awaken me from the other side of the veil, and in

2015 we literally joined.

Time to assemble

She resigned her commission on a ship called the Phoenix in the Ashtar Command and moved

into my body, and has been mentoring me 24/7 ever since.

I have been to her ship and met commander Soltec many times.

This is the reason I preface all my articles �From a 5d perspective�, because all my

information comes from her and her world.

I actually consider myself a 5d being operating in a 3d world now, and I offer this information

to all who will listen.

Guess my/our goal at this point in time, is to assemble as many of us old friends as possible,

in order to help shift this planet back to where it not only should be, yet where it

was originally �the 5th dimension.

The second site I built (also in the bio), is exclusively the information I have been

taught from the other side over the last 3 years.

This one is called CTTL (Come To The Light).

Heaven on Earth

With all that said, let�s move on to the task at hand�raising your vibration so we

can turn Gaia/Earth back into the 5th dimensional paradise she once was.

That paradise is actually here right now, and right in front of us.

It is our limited 3d minds that just cannot see it.

This is where opening your heartmind by raising your vibration is of such importance.

I see energies now and have for some time, see my video interview from 2015 on the �Project�

site.

Now all these years later though, I literally see Heaven on Earth being born.

I�m amazed at the beauty I see every day as we shift.

It is just your focus that keeps you from seeing it.

All False Beliefs Must Go

One of the first things I was taught, is that we need to get rid of ALL our false beliefs.

I remember when we were first officially reunited back in late 2014, she told me that 3d was

so hard, and needed to be overcome to move on.

Everything we have been taught was a lie, and that lie was to keep us in the lower dimensions.

Even ones we think are �okay� like about nutrition, are not.

My next article will be exclusively about that, yet this one is about the importance

of meditating.

Quiet time (meditating)

The reason I say quiet time is because that is all you need, and �meditating� has

such a bad connotation.

There is not set way to do it, as quiet time has no method as many meditations do.

There are a few (very few), rules to follow, yet nothing set in stone.

So you can scratch that.

Remember we are perfect beings, and set up this �game� we are playing, to be super

simple.

It is just the ones that wanted to keep us stifled that said everything was �hard work�.

That was to keep us from where we are now going.

The breakdown

So this is how it works.

#1 is to find a spot in your house, and use this same area all the time.

Your energies get anchored here, and soon this spot will call to you throughout your

day.

I am with Lucina every minute of every day now, yet our best connection is in my �spot�.

#2 do it either late or early.

This depends on if you are a late-night person, or an early riser.

The reason I say between those times (2am and 4am), is because the 3d energies are at

their lowest then, and conversely the 5d ones are at their strongest.

Don�t sweat it

If you aren�t up at that time yet, no problem�you never want to �stress� about anything.

This is important.

I was told you never ever want to raise your heartbeat, as this lowers your vibration.

Just get up 20 minutes early and get to your area, and as you open your heartmind you will

naturally want to spend more time there, and start to add more by getting up earlier.

I now jump out of bed between 3am and 4am every day, and have been for years.

When I need to start my 3d day around 9ish, I�m disappointed, and I�m like �okay,

here we go�.

See once you open your heartmind and realize everything all around you is just an illusion

anyway, you�ll want to stay in the real world.

Which is where you go, when you venture inside your heart.

Get rid of distractions

At first though, way back when I woke at 7am, and I just got up 20 minutes early and arranged

my area.

This is your spot (home), so make it comfortable for you.

Put crystals there, candles, feathers�whatever.

There is no need to leave them there all the time, and can put them away after you are

done with your quiet time.

Remove all distractions, clock, turn off your cell phone, the ringer on your home phone,

even music, etc.

I have some meditation music infused with a special DNA awakening codes embedded in

them on the �Project� site under communication tips, if you want.

Not needed though.

Stick with it

#3 as you sit there and be quiet, your �to do� list will come up.

It will tell you that you need to do this today and that, and you need to move and get

going.

This is only your EGO mind fighting what you are doing, because it knows once you accomplish

what you are attempting to do, you will not need it any longer, and it will be out of

a job.

For me even 15 minutes was torture, at first.

Just keep pushing those thoughts to the side.

It may take a few days, even weeks, yet stick with it because at one point they will stay

there.

It is now that you are in (you have opened your heartmind), and this is when a whole

new world or should I say Universe opens up for you.

Welcome home

This is the world you never knew existed, yet has always been there, right inside�just

waiting for us.

You are home now, and you will FEEL it.

It is like a hole that you may have had your entire life is suddenly filled.

It is an incredible feeling.

It is here you�ll find your purpose, and don�t be surprised if a few friends or relatives

who have �passed� begin to reach out to you.

They returned home after they �died�, and now you have also.

So, until next time,

Much love and

light

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PLAYING NIGHT 4 FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S WITH MR. AY - Duration: 17:52.

oh goodness I don't feel like we're gonna make it I don't know kind of tight

right now this is the warm-up round

whatever let's okay did she leave hey Christine it today I'm back with mr. NY

and we are playing five nights at Freddy's 1 so we are night for

scary about to get killed I guess is in the bag

no not in the bag so I murdered in the bag you kill it it's in the bag chance

everybody who checked out the last two episodes was me and him and the little

with me a chest and thanks from the tips you guys gave us you said cheese

Goulding comes from the right foxy comes if you are not looking at his camera the

less you look at his camera the more he comes out and him Freddy and Bonnie all

come from the left so thank you for that that helps prepare us for this yes now

is you ready I'm ready but reasonable all these games it's gonna be a breeze

nabil brain what she's there I gotta remember this game look to the left okay

don't forget trap the light when you look go on a real boy oh oh I'm sorry

I'm paying the key right now do i my money

lies in kitchen somebody's in the kitchen yes yeah in the kitchen huh look

look for them worried like out of it yeah he's gonna be coming okay knocking

okay somebody's missing right now yo bro is that ready some ID

Oh baby bad or a phone call Freddy's in okay we are all ready are you ready

something where's chica I don't know somebody's right that's

Freddy I think okay there's foxy there's Bonnie okay baby that's the person in

the kitchen hi we are in there bro 70% this is like

I'm gonna be skewing a lot of this episode like in a panic

Freddy's there Bonnie where we got everybody's accounted for

no okay yeah boxing oh yeah we cool right each other watch a little bit yeah

cousin you don't pay attention to him he's like you know good food teach you

to be let me come to you why I feel your assumption if your foots that's that's

chica oh my god did you hear that dude you are correct that

she like Craig can I borrow my we'll get ready look at my seat okay is it

Freddy still there where's Bonnie oh okay oh goodness I don't think we're

gonna make it I don't know

my chest is kind of tight right now this is the wall Brown never left okay

I would look to let you know this pretty much look at look at me I keep looking

at him so you know we are key okay I heard some oh it's too hot okay okay

okay well we all right 44 percent conscious steps steps okay look at the

camera ready oh no oh boy oh boy back down okay

Connie Thayer v c9 mother does to the right to the right to the right

No oh yeah they can see the runner right he don't only want to hear the runner

what she got I don't know there she goes Chico is

that Barney somebody in the comments that Freddie doesn't come to the door

you only shoulder back there oh really yeah I think so hopefully not trolling

oh my god jasons for ice this game might be a breeze okay Bonnie's there your

footsteps chica okay look she might have just switched her oh she is in the hot

okay so long miss Bonnie we're pretty good look in the wait look at seven

again those eyes are okay that's 20 2000 Susie cool I was gonna happen my heart

it's just like my chest everything is like right here 0:01 see look what see

well that means he's in the kitchen I guess Oh Oh Freddie

I mean foxy cuz we want payment okay chica roll up no shooting to kill him a

powerchair so might have been she's enough all

right oh my good girl you can't stay out this door for like two seconds so I

rolled out okay well shorty actually miss them okay

look at the cameras on see this somebody just stepped up though somebody to the

side okay she was there where's Freddy I don't know maybe he's

all guys said no no no okay but somebody said he only show up at the end well

okay is there oh my goodness Oh you're watching one c one c one c always

1c because when he feels a bit he's like let me come say hi to you to say that

bro I don't need no kitchen sound I don't know that home make sure

watching this dude in the kitchen doing in the kitchen

oh my god that's why she's coming up and she needed water microwave huh no she's

trying to make a cupcake from scratch and I think she keeps coming to ask us

for ingredients we're like girl let me talk to you in the morning not all

morning looking at you okay all right so let me sit lift and lift

all right chica chica no while he's still McCartney room and Foxy's room

that's what you heard Oh like I was saying it was Dimas from the bird last

time before it started twitching you wanna wait till the Sun came out all

right we see everybody okay somebody just yeah somebody so much free to move

in the kitchen right chica yeah you know she always in the kitchen yeah doesn't

she know okay okay yeah Oh footsteps so the little smelly there let's see your

that be welcome tourists welcome that's what it's all about right there

send us a team right here security all the world Craig

yeah he said oh hell I can give me the thing

but he will come back he's done before where's chica oh no oh no oh no ok she's

not there ok Bonnie's there yes they're all creepy what you guys know what Jacob

ro7 alright she's a seven ok look around the ground oh my god she's not staying

at the camera broke a lot see I'm Coleman spray I don't see Freddie

anywhere I'm ready to answer right there alright

foxy boxing good oh gosh oh look at what see hold on no I got ok Oh you ever

looked for chica that she's there one C one C

Freddy's in that other room ok ok yeah cuz Freddy's in this kitchen

so I miss him well well nice phibn we were going to buy a drink out of

freaking power almost 1% babe 1% okay we just gotta keep our old boy cameras

juicy j open it okay okay just move

Bonnie's out look at the party room look at the pool okay show nobody messing me

mother

Freddie I said it's me check that one see you okay them too

where's chica kitchen she's gonna get mad clothes through cameras not well and

creepy-looking she in the kitchen again yes yes foxy Freddie by ultra he's in

the kitchen great alright I'll keep looking at the

quinoa this creep is he going back more in no no it's just like you holding him

in his position okay okay okay all right I was doing burn power if I'm just

moving left or right yes no matter what you do look at the cameras cameras all

right he's still there he's a little bit more out though where's Bonnie

oh okay large wall-e good all right thank you for anything

Oh looks a left okay I hate when they do that cuz you're

looking at the cameras a lot so they cheat okay Bonnie okay so we ready oh

okay it's not what if we're not look again yo let's not let me click it

look at the camera real quick all right now look it look at it whoa nice

freaking my stole cuz I heard you clicking

maybe maybe what it is not way too late to catch something no because it's the

same thing on the other time goodness man Oh clicking and then wouldn't you

just hear click click click like for let's see your left you forget about

Bonnie no okay well I was already in for like ordinal machine Freddy was cheaper

okay in the kitchen she's okay yeah it's a snack old girl it's just neck long is

that a small kitchen oh man like she know how to cook cuz I don't

think that should knock okay unless she straight in boxing fans all right let's

listen I know look at the camera look at the camera

sign is there shoots a right there Rodale on us as well fuck you didn't

look at foxy okay all right okay look at the room he was in he's so mad what you

got chicas a party right before look at what

a good boy Foxy's room and 1a see Freddie still in his room you know the

finger yes Betty move aside move nope nice today

of course yes we have 39% yeah it's an n-word foxy is so good

Bonnie's good Freddie's good chicas any kitchen that's what's on my okay

okay honey foxy y'all ready okay oh come on out of the kitchen okay all right all

right you represent yeah where's my all time

is in the party room okay buddies no huh she goes like this

there you go okay okay straight out room Beaumont I possess all

right for this okay okay was boxy

where's mine where's mine where's mine wait look in the hall is that money in

the hall yeah all right she got where's Freddy I think he's in the kitchen not

in the kitchen no somebody just said support that says

okay all right please please please we try to take my two babies no talking

holla at me sir so how I don't think a quick side it usually gives us more time

we could play security night for I'm it it it wasn't a breeze but it was

definitely it was definitely a lot top I wouldn't say a lot tougher than nine

three nine three was hard it was hard everybody just came out a lot earlier

yeah and it was a lot more variety because we had everybody came out this

time earlier versus last time it was just chica most the time than bonny like

chicas definitely I rather deal with body over chica she can be super thirsty

yeah Bonnie does move a lot slower than chica she's more she really wants to

know what we want for lunch and we're like we're okay we ate already mothers

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When the sun sets neverland will fade away and it'll be my fault

my medallion the guardian said that with this all doors will be open to me i wonder

The forever tree it's fading fast i'll never give up

Soon the destiny sword

Yoho, way to come to the top of mount sesame and right before sunset excellent question

now get one step closer to stopping never land from fading away

hold on it's a new forever tree

why isn't it growing

it's not working it seems we need even more help

something's missing and i know what

Jake got his new sword and brought it to mount destiny how'd you do that

No, time for questions is we gotta get, to jake he needs us

shout, yoho forever tree grow with us

yoho, way to go

i'm proud of you jake neverland is proud of me

Surprised you are one

Hey it's my friend a little life

crackers you sure are swell tinkerbell whoo

i've always dreamed of being your friend tinkerbell

now that you've saved neverland it's time for a little reward

so

let's fly but how

now you can fly whenever you want as much as you want and

You can go with me and explore the lands beyond the never sea but then i'd have to leave neverland

And my mateys i don't know if i can do that

g teaming up with peter is a dream come true for you jake now you and peter will be a team an

unbeatable team look at it this way jake and peter pan

guardians of neverland

what about you guys

will you be okay without me we'll miss you jake

But don't worry we'll be fine it's not like you'll be gone forever wow it's back, to the way it was before

thanks and this is for you is

or wing will be there for you thanks

thanks for being the greatest matey's a matey ever had

let's go mateys guess it's back to pirate island for us i

can't believe we fell for old feather heads booby trap and i can't believe he found our team treasure chest

oh

believe it with all your heart

i sure wish izzy cubby and skully could see this place

bucky

what's wrong jake

Then you're not

Welcome here shape up or ship out i am neither shaping nor shipping i'm here to stay

we'll see about that hook can't let you stop me

tinker bell

favorite matey's didja pan

what is this a family reunion

we've gotta help peter save

Sokka i can fly to the lands beyond the never sea

Would you stop fussing one more peep and it's the plausible never see for you

and going

I'm in this for treasure and you are in my way but not

So lucky how was your swim tink

hey i was just kidding

That's what you think neither do i time to put an end to this land

is it true that picks it up my world

gee

you

you're welcome captain hook

we're not just a team we're family

even them

thanks jake we feel the same way peter whoo heads up falling stars

those aren't stars those are

i'll trade you to jake's and the cubby for a peter pan you're gonna have it i

want one with my own

pictures

the golden smee what i tell ya

i wonder why it's a mystery we should figure it out well the statue looks like mr

smee so we should ask look alive me hearties i

Spied the jolly roger over at shipwreck beach i bet you that's where we'll find mr. Smee?

gee did you stub your toe

Yay-hey! No way

You, okay tink well my big toes feeling better cubby do you know any shortcuts to shipwreck beach got the perfect

one jake it's gotten real leafy and tangly

i can clear the way through but it's gonna take a while catch you lead the way boy

you think the statue has something, to do with all these bad things happening maybe but i don't believe it i

can't believe it

look like him only shinier ooh

why it's solid gold and it does resemble you mr. Smee

when i was but a wee smee i had many a family tale about the golden smee

the lost treasure of the smees again

The golden smee is trouble it is

The legend out there cold end coz ever since we found it we've had nothing but trouble

well this little beauty is made of solid gold

that's your idea of trouble and what trouble will you cause next

chuck rock and we got three more gold doubloons

let's grab em and go

Maybe mr. Smee is right how about the golden smee is a troublemaker it's mr.

smee he said it for sure with the golden smee we must catch up with that runaway smith

you're right he looks very upset yep patch found you scent

but, why did mr. Smee come way up here

If one golden smee is such a troublemaker if arjun would try to mischief the whole lost issue of the smees with winged

where is it where is miss me i'm right here captain

no cuckoos are worn and we almost got toasted like marshmallows

no, trace me never land is worth that kind of trouble sir

oracle din bones oh - golden bones o3 wanna know what else is golden silence

Thanks for your help sea pups oh fella it just so happens i brought a special treasure just for you

Come on count with us?

1 2 3 4 5 nope i think this time he's burying one

Now there's a real pirate pup for you

i

found my puzzle box

hey look what i found

what are those

golf clubs he says that he built a place on neverland just for playing pirate putt-putt

say mateys want to play pirate putt-putt with us today

i

demand a chance to defeat you in a game of wooden clubs and holes

Me against the three of you this is it mr. Smee my chance to finally be a winner

oh

Okay cubby to take your time concentrate

remember captain take your touch and hope needs no advice from a pint-sized potter

i need a real challenge like me

so what a point you have to hit the ball past the shipwrecks through the lighthouse door

You got one point for putting the ball in the hole

careful captain belch mountain is tricky don't you worry about me lad

Boss they said vandal shaking it's keeping me perfect putt from falling into the hole it might be the volcano's

izzy this is an emergency then it's pixie dust away let's grab them and go

I'm so glad you're all right

Thank you sea pups?

never mind that's me

everybody got a point but me i

Was are ya don't be sad captain the last pirate putt-putt hole isn't as

team captain i'll play this hole you

take your time

concentrate aim

Then wow what's the point i never win oh?

You, can do it sir mama hook did not raise a quitter you are captain hook

i

Didn't captain hook makes the shot and gets four points jake's team made three points but what matters is that i am

finally a winner

thanks for playing pirate putt-putt with us mateys

one two three four five

six seven eight nine

Ten what is all that racket oh?

sharky and bones are below deck making a pirate putt-putt course oh

and what's that drilling they're drilling holes for the putt-putt course

In the bottom

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ingredients are: nasoya wrapper

1 lbs ground pork

2 tbsp thinly slice green onions

2 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp sesame oil

1 egg beaten

4 cloves minced garlic

1 tbsp minced ginger root

mix all the ingredients

you need water to sealed the edges

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Law, Logic, and Turtles | BookTube - Duration: 12:06.

This is not scripted, so we'll see how this goes.

Hello, I'm Rogan and welcome to another BookTube video!

The last one was a little over a month ago. So I have a few books.

Not as many as I would like but oh well.

So. If you've been watching, you'll know that I've been reading this, "Coming Out," for...a while now.

And I finally finished it.

The book was published in 1992, so it's a little outdated.

But...I thought it was interesting, yes.

It has a really good variety of writings.

Some are studies, some are letters, kind of open letters.

Some are manifestos.

Some are just stories about the culture there in a country,

or what life is like for people living in that country.

Sometimes this book is really easy to read through.

Sometimes it's slow because it uses a lot of academic language, so it becomes really dry and dull.

But sometimes it's easy to flip through because it's written like a story. So...

Because this is written by a variety of people so of course, the writing styles will be varied.

So...That's one thing you have to be aware of going into reading this book.

Overall, I thought it was interesting, yeah, but definitely outdated.

Next book: Hyde.

I don't have the book because it was a library loan.

Hyde was a really interesting re-telling of a classic story, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

This book is set in the Victorian era. But the way it's told, Mr. Hyde is given agency to explore life on his own.

But Jekyll is still kind of watching him do it from inside his head. And it will show the role switching.

However, the story is always told from Hyde's perspective.

But sometimes it will tell it from when he's in Jekyll's body, watching what Jekyll does,

the people he meets and talks with, and whatever.

It's interesting because there is death happening in this book. There is...love kind of? Sex.

A lot of things happen in this book.

I would recommend this book if you like dark thrillers, mystery stories, this is a good one.

Next book is actually my dad's book, but it's at his work right now. [gesturing to cover]

"Deaf Culture Fairy Tales"

I don't know, I was expecting something a little different. But when I was reading through it, ahhh, yeah okay.

Basically, what it does is it will take classic fairy tales like Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf,

Little Red Riding Hood, those kind of stories.

And re-tell them but with a Deaf twist. Or modify it so all the characters are Deaf.

It was really interesting to see how they modified parts of the stories to fit Deaf culture,

Deaf stories, Deaf history.

Some of the re-tellings were [shrugs] ehh, okay.

But some were oh, that's actually pretty good.

I think this would be good book for children, CODAs, deaf kids, any kids really.

Next book: Ruby. Again, I don't have it because it's a library loan.

It was...wow. That was not what I was expecting.

I read the description, and I was like okay, fine.

But as I read through, wait what?

The main characters are Ruby and Ephram Jennings. [Forgot to mention: All the characters in this book are black]

This is set in East Texas, and they grew up in that town.

Ruby, at one point when she was young, moved to go live with a white woman, then moved to New York City.

Then came back, and basically the villagers watched her...lose her mind, her mental health declined.

This is not a happy story. It's hard to read, yes, because it does mention--

I'm going to censor this word in the captions because every time I used this word in my previous videos,

YouTube demonetizes it.

But this book mentions child r*pe, adult r*pe.

So...This is not an easy book to read.

It's good. It is good. But it's hard to get through.

I don't want to say too much about this book, but it does include a little voodoo, magic kind of.

It is a good book. Just has tough topics in it. So be aware of that.

Next book, again a library loan: The Inexplicable Logic of My Life.

I love this author. Honestly, I love this author.

This was written by the same person who wrote Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe.

It's so good.

Same with Aristotle and Dante, this book has a Mexican-American family.

However! The main character (there's two), the boy is adopted by a Mexican man, and the father is gay.

The second, a girl, is Mexican and her family is Mexican.

The story is about the boy, mostly about the boy, and how he starts having anger problems,

trying to figure out who he is, where he fits in the world. It's really good.

His history comes back to bother him again, something happens in his life that causes him and his best friend,

Samantha, to be faced with how to deal with grief, how to deal with loss. Ahh, it's really good.

This is DEFINITELY another must-read.

Next: Rogue Lawyer.

John Grisham's books are always good.

When I first started reading this one, I immediately thought,

"Oh, this is kind of like Jack Reacher, but in lawyer form."

But as I read through, eh, not really.

It's about a lawyer that will take on almost any case, but he will often do criminal defense.

It's interesting. It has several stories happening that are kind of connected, some are connected,

some are just tangential stories.

It's pretty good. If you like crime, if you like law, if you like action, this is a good read.

Next book, I will not review in this video because I was sent a free copy of this by the publisher

to read and review. So... I will make a full video focusing on that.

There we go. "Sensing the Rhythm" by Mandy Harvey.

It's about her life and such, I will expand more in another video. I'll link that up here or here, wherever, when it's up.

Moving on! Next book, I'm sure a lot of you have already heard of this book.

Turtles All the Way Down

And it's signed!

My dad pre-ordered this online, so it was sent to us, we got it on the day it came out.

I'm a little disappointed that it's not one of the copies where he signed it with extra stuff, or his son added to it,

or whatever. But yeah, it's a signed copy so that's cool.

That book is SO good! I already kind of want to re-read it.

The main character is a girl named Aza.

She has these intrustive thoughts that will just keep going, continue to bother her until she does something

to make them stop. Or they just keep going. They're thought spirals.

And it talks about her dealing with that, trying to recover from it, trying to stop them, reduce them. It's really good!

There were a couple times when it was hard to read, but so good.

That's it for the books that I've read in the last month-ish.

But I do have a whole stack of books from the library that I really need to get through.

So I'm going to put it here to hold myself accountable.

What I am currently reading: The Chickenshit Club.

I thought the title was hilarious, and then I read the sub-title, oh yes I want to read this.

The sub-title says: Why the Justice Department Fails to Prosecute Executives.

It's interesting so far, so we'll see how that goes.

Next two books I'm showing you, I will need to finish reading in the next week or so

before they're due at the library.

[Double Bind: Women on Ambition; The Card Catalog: Books, Cards, and Literary Treasures]

The next three books, I have two weeks to read them so I should be fine.

Next two books that I will show you right now, I added them to my list because they were recommended by

people I watch and I ended up checking to see if the library had them, and if they had them, I'd get them.

Turns out, they had both.

[Landline; Exit West]

And the last one I will show you for today. Oh, when I saw this on the shelf at my library, I just had to get it.

Let me explain a little bit about my library before I show you the book.

In the fiction section, they have one shelf that's half, not a full floor-to-ceiling one.

On that, they will have themes, not every month, but if there's something happening that month like Halloween,

Christmas, whatever, they will put themed books on that shelf.

And they have another smaller section, for like if there's elections coming up, they'll have books about politics.

That's how I found some of the political books I've read before.

But now, since it's October, obviously the shelf is Halloween-related books.

And this. I saw the title and I immediately knew what it was about.

[Horrorstör]

And I think you can guess from the cover...that it's IKEA.

And inside the cover. [a floor plan and "Welcome to ORSK!"]

I'm sorry it's so hard to see, the light is just terrible.

Anyway. This is basically a parody of IKEA.

Honestly, when I saw the cover, I was like yeah, I'm going to get this, it doesn't matter what it's about, I'm getting it.

I read the description--yep, I'm convinced, I'm getting it.

So this will be fun to read. I hope.

Now I will shut up and end.

These are all due in two weeks, ish, something like that.

So you may get another video in two weeks all about these.

And also you will be getting a short video about Sensing the Rhythm.

So let me know if you've read any of these or want to read any of these. Any books I mentioned today.

And...let me know if there's any book you've read recently that you want me to read.

I don't know, whatever. Leave them in the comments.

I hope you found something to read today. And that's all for today so...

If you want to support my content financially, I have Patreon and ko-fi. Subscribe to this channel.

Follow me on all my socials - Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. Thanks for watching, see you next time.

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Hello, my fellow fans of The Walking Dead! It is Jonavon, and today

I am ranking all seven seasons of the show from worst to best.

Share with me your ranking in the comments down below, and tell me what you are looking forward to in Season 8.

Let's begin

at the bottom is season 2

As you can guess, the reason why it's here is because of its slow pacing with the events that happened at the farm.

However, the walking as a whole has a problem with having dull episodes despite this

I still enjoy season 2 for that was

The focal point the season was the gradual falling out between Rick and Shane which was capped off by Carl being the one having to kill

Shane as a walker. To me, that was the moment when Carl stopped being just an innocent kid in an apocalypse.

Next is season 1 with only six episodes each one did its job our favorite characters are introduced and the realities of the world

They're living in and are quickly established when I go back to watch the episodes

I am more appreciative of the fact that characters such as Carl, Daryl, and Carol matured into the people we see currently.

For this the first season is one that deserves respect

At number five is season three the prison was an acceptable change of scenery and the series started to pick up the pace again

I like that the subplot involving Michonne Andrea and the governor has a significant amount of screen time

instead of Rick and his group being shown all of the time. The Ricktatorship was needed at the prison,

And we could observe the differences in how Rick and the governor led their groups and the deaths of Lori

Merle and Andrea added emotional depth to the season while further exploring how high the stakes are in this new world

Coming in at number four is season five arguably

This is the most cohesive season of The Walking Dead

The first half seamlessly went from Rick and his group trying to end the Terminians en route to Washington D.C. to their attempt to save Beth

from the hospital in Atlanta

Although Beth's death had an impact, her death could have been easily prevented if she hadn't decided to turn around and stab Dawn. In the next episode,

I wasn't expecting the show to kill of another major character so soon with Tyrese's death,

but that's what helped keep me invested in the show. The drama that happened at Alexandria complimented everything that occurred before it,

and the season finale of Rick killing Pete to avenge the murder of Diana's husband highlighted how he's on the verge of being completely brutal.

In third place is season six

Although there weren't a ton of shocking moments in this season, the story continued to build upon what was established at the end of Season 5.

the wolves invasion of Alexandria was nothing less entertaining

And I didn't mind Morgan's back story being the focus of an episode early on in the season along the events that occurred with Daryl Glenn and

Enid While the group was trying to move through the walker herd in the midseason premiere,

I am glad the show made the choice to kill off annoying characters such as: Jess

Sam, and Ron as well as Carl losing one of his eyes to tie-in with the comics. AND… The introduction of Jesus, the Hilltop,

the mystery surrounding Negan and the Saviors made me curious as to how they were going to play out this storyline.

when the group finally gets cornered by the Saviors

the reveal of Negan was lowkey, but fantastic at the same time. AND… Him exerting his will over the group was entertaining to watch

along with that cliffhanger ending

At number two is season seven

Picking up right where we left off from season six we found out that Abraham was the one negan bludgeoned soon after that he proceeds

To kill Glenn after Daryl acts out and their deaths set the tone for the first half of the season

I appreciate that we had side stories at the kingdom ocean side and the hilltop to highlight

How negan has affected each of them Once the incident occurred at Alexandria that led to the deaths of Spencer and Olivia,

Rick's newfound sense of urgency has me excited for all-out war

Sasha's suicide the finale to save the others was a unique way for her character arc to end and the scavengers' betrayal slightly surprised me

but Season 8 is shaping up to be spectacular.

In first place is season 4 the fact that the first half of the season focused on the governor in his quest for revenge was

Great because it made us understand where he's coming from

The scene where The Governor comes up to the prison in a tank and calls for Rick was one of the best

I've seen in the show and the subsequent battle finally death of Hershel was fantastic as well

Although the second half of the season didn't have any surprising moments

I love it because numerous characters are given more development

particularly the father-son relationship between Rick and Carl and the bond that forms between Daryl and Beth

What I've always appreciated about the show is its willingness to let other characters

Have the spotlight besides Rick and that they are relevant to the story

Thank you all for watching

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First few I find immediately. The other I find near the end. See Desc for timestamps!

Check Desc to skip to the last two

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Stanley Park -the best Parkin the world- - Duration: 13:10.

Hi everyone. It's Yukari.

We are gonna rent roller blades

and go and see all the way around Staley park.

Super speed!

We've changed our plan!

We rented these bicycles.

We'll use these now.

We will cycle around Stanley park.

S: So we are right now I think

just about here.

Y: So we are at the entrance.

S: At the beginning.

And it's about 10km all the way around.

9km I think...

I think the first stop is gonna be totem poles.

Y: Okay, let's go!

This view of downtown is so beautiful.

Look at the horse carriage!

Maybe you can go around the park on that.

When you ride here,

sometimes someone says 'On your right' or something.

That means someone is coming on your right

so you should stay left and be careful of your right hand side.

This is our first stop

where we will visit today.

This is one of the most popular spots in Stanley park.

S: So we are now at...uh...

We just cycled all the way through here

We are at the totem poles now.

I think the next stop is...uh...

The Empress of Japan.

Y: Wow. What is that? I've never heard.

S: I, uh, I don't know.

Y: Let's find out.

S: Let's go find out.

I heard that this path in Stanley park

for bikes and roller blades

is only one way.

I had imagined that I could roller blade like that.

Amusing...

S: So basically there was a...

a boat that started carrying things to Asia....

Y: Is that a boat. Agh.

S: It's a front of the boat. The very front.

So it's a recreation. Like a model.

Y: That ship went to Japan?

S: Yeah, I think so.

It says 'to the orient' so it probably means

Japan and China.

Y: The time of 1891?

S: 1891 to 1922, yeah.

31 years it looks like.

Says 'Carrying Vancouver's commerce'

so that means business stuff.

This is an aquarium.

The Vancouver aquarium is in Stanley park.

Actually I've never visited here yet

but I heard it not a huge and great aquarium so much

from somebody.

Man: I think it was an otter.

S: Otter.

Y: Where is he?

Looks like an otter...like a sea lion

He's looking this way. He's looking at me!

That is Lions Gate Bridge.

That mountain is Grouse mountain

Which we went hiking on this summer.

If you haven't watched that video yet, please check it!

Oh we are now right under the bridge!

So we started off here...

Then came here to the totem poles.

And we went down and saw the Empress of Japan, went inside and saw the Aquarium.

And we had a long ride here and this is now Prospect Point.

With the Lions Gate Bridge

And now I think next stop is Siwash Rock.

Siwash Rock. So, we'll follow all the way through!

There is a human-made stone landmark in Vancouver called an 'Inuksuk'

which is a symbol of hope and friendship.

Many people made their Inuksuk art… art?

They created their own Inuksuks and decorate them here.

So Siwash rock we just past around the corner over there

Third beach is next up. Y: Third Beach.

And I think our next stop will probably be at the end.

This is third beach, right?

On your right!

Excuse me!

There are some spots like this.

No cycling.

You should get off the bike and push it here, so please be careful!

You can get on your bike from this sign.

Go!

This is a swimming pool in Stanley park. I've never came in though.

It's still open.

Today is quite cool. (It was the middle of September.)

Some people are swimming.

Surprising.

You can get some food and drinks here.

This is a cafe at Second beach.

Bubbles!

Squark!

Squark! Squark ("Feed me!")

This bike we rented is really comfortable.

Cruiser type?

S: Cruiser, yeah. Y:This type is called a 'cruiser'

This saddle is soft enough

and it is low so it's easy to get on the bike

even for me, and I'm quite short.

I really recommend this type.

Before I...

a few months after I arrived to Vancouver

I rented a bike and cycled all the way around Stanley park.

We rented a tandem at that time but

the saddle was so hard and

I had pain on my bottom cycling all the way.

A few years ago I borrowed a bike from a friend of a friend

and cycled around but the bike was a mountain bike.

The saddle was so hard and really uncomfortable.

So this type...

especially for short girls

I wanna recommend this.

Heyo!

So this is the end of our cycle around Stanley Park.

We are going to return these bikes.

This green area is a

bicycle

lane.

In this area there are a lot of

luxury apartments.

So we finished returning the bikes.

We rented them for 2 hours 5 minutes and

we paid $40 for the two of us.

$20 for each person.

We cycled all the way around and stopped at some points.

And it took for 2 hours 5 minutes.

I think it was a perfect amount of exercise

and I felt satisfied.

I often go to Stanley park but

it was fun to take time to enjoy cycling.

Our first plan was

roller blading all the way around the park

but I'm glad we changed the plan.

I think we made the right decision.

It was quite a long way.

So this time we showed you Stanley park in Vancouver.

If you enjoyed this video,

please give me a thumbs up and subscribe to my channel.

So see you in my next video!

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Sweet Movie 1974 - English Subtitles - Duration: 1:38:16.

~ On the mountain top ~

~ I see something black ~

~ Is it cow shit ~

~ Or my beloved ~~

<i>Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...</i>

<i>and welcome once again to The Crazy Daisy Show.</i>

<i>We have sophisticated entertainment, a window into reality...</i>

<i>a breath of cold air from another world.</i>

As the Chastity Belt Foundation and the Aristotlese Aplanalp chain stores...

proudly present the semifinalists in the Miss World 1984 Contest!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me a great deal of pleasure...

to present Mrs. Martha Aplanalp, well-known philanthropist...

and chairman of the Chastity Belt Foundation.

A great sponsor and a great mother.

Dear Mrs. Martha, first the question, why the Chastity Belt Foundation?

Surely in these modern times that seems to be a bit old-fashioned.

Oh, we're not old-fashioned - not in the least.

At Chastity Belt, there are no metals...

no elastic supports...

no tranquilizers.

Through the guidance of our sensational method...

your own body kills the animal.

We advocate simple triumph of the will.

It is painless and ever so rewarding.

No wild dreams.

No - No peculiar behavior.

Solid health and purposeful direction.

<i>It's so good to hear about health and purposeful direction in these sick times.</i>

<i>Right on! Sock it to me, baby.</i>

A network of muscles forms the protective armor around the pelvic region.

If not controlled and kept at bay...

wild impulses will turn everyone into beastly animals...

chaotic natural beings.

Semifinalists from 77 countries have been selected and sent here this evening.

They are, of course, the most desirable, prominent...

and well-preserved virgins available.

This year's stake for the lucky young winner is $50 billion.

Fifty billion dollars, the estimated fortune of Mr. Aplanalp...

uh, Mrs. Martha Aplanalp's boy, her pride and joy.

The richest bachelor in the world...

<i>who decided suddenly this summer to give up his bachelorhood...</i>

<i>to sponsor the Miss World Contest and marry the winner...</i>

<i>the most cherished girl on the planet Earth.</i>

There's a saying in the Aplanalp family:

"When we buy something, we buy the best, and we buy it brand-new. "

<i>And now, ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Mittlefinger.</i>

Turn over here, Doctor.

Yes, uh, Dr. Mittlefinger certainly is an extraordinary man.

Um, has to his credit the delivery of three army generals...

four members of Parliament, Eskimo sextuplets, uh...

<i>and, of course, many, many more people... and women.</i>

I, uh - I'm really thrilled to be able to perform at this important function...

and, uh, I'm anticipating some delightful specimens.

<i>Each new flower brings a new joy, a new excitement.</i>

Can we start the show?

<i>Of course. Uh, so let's meet now the first contestant...</i>

<i>Miss Southern Rhodesia.</i>

Another historical moment, a window into reality...

an event never attempted live on television before...

<i>and coming to you on The Crazy Daisy Show.</i>

If you'll just step up here.

<i>Would you be good enough to remove your pants?</i>

Oh, my pleasure.

<i>- Dr. Mittlefinger- - So kind.</i>

Brilliant master of deep insights and even deeper insights.

Innovative explorer of the abysses of the human body and soul.

Tell us, Miss, uh, Southern Rhodesia. Tell us, how do you feel now?

Oh, I'm great. Oh!

<i>What's happening?</i>

You're tickling me.

I'm really sensitive. You're tickling me with your little light.

This little light.

<i>Now, ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present Miss Congo.</i>

Remove your panties please, honey.

Hey, baby. You mean my bananas?

Oh, yes, of course. Delicious.

There are different types of hymen, a delicate little piece of skin...

that informs us about a girl's initiation into the world of adult pleasures.

I mean the sinful, disgusting pleasures of the flesh...

and unusual sensual...

excitation.

<i>Now, here comes Miss Yugoslavia, a picture of radiant health.</i>

Yes, well, this young lady is certainly self-assured.

<i>Now, moving right along, folks...</i>

<i>let's meet Mademoiselle Canada.</i>

Would you take your pants off, please?

I don't wear any.

<i>You never wear any pants?</i>

Not for a special occasion like this.

Splendid. Splendid.

<i>By far the most beautiful thing here.</i>

In all my years of practice, I've never seen anything so sweet.

A rosebud.

~ The whole world is our country ~

~ Liberty is our law ~

~ And just one thought... ~

~ The whole world is our country ~

~ Liberty is our law ~

~Just one thought burns in our hearts ~

~ Wanderers on land ~

~ And sea ~

~ For an idea ~

~ We leave our loved ones behind ~

~ The whole world is our country ~

~ Liberty is our law ~

~ And just one thought... ~

~ The whole world is our country ~

~ Liberty is our law ~

~Just one thought burns in our hearts ~

~ But all your exiled people ~

~ Shall return to you ~

~ And brandish the torch ~

~ To demand their rights ~

~ The whole world is our country ~

~ Liberty is our law ~

~ And just one thought... ~

~ The whole world is our country ~

~ Liberty is our law ~

~Just one thought burns in our hearts ~~

<i>When I buy something, I always buy the best.</i>

<i>You know, yesterday, I bought a diamond mine in South Africa.</i>

<i>Today, another buy.</i>

<i>The best-bred bride available.</i>

Must be about 785 diamonds in there. You know that?

- About that? - Oh, yeah. Maybe more.

And they all came from my diamond mine.

Yeah!

Yes, sir, baby. Here we go.

Yeah. Hand-carved.

- You know who this fella is? - No.

That's Karl. Karl Marx!

Yeah.

He's the guy that shot the Russian Czar. Yeah. Shot him dead, right in the head. Yeah.

That started World War I, honey. Yeah!

<i>I got it from a Russian business connection. Yeah.</i>

<i>He buys a lot of my diamonds.</i>

<i>- You see that little fountain down there? - Yes.</i>

<i>That's my next buy. Yeah!</i>

<i>It's gonna be my biggest undertaking in landscape architecture.</i>

<i>I'm gonna buy it from the Canadian government.</i>

<i>I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it.</i>

<i>Get rid of the water, turn off the falls.</i>

<i>I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic...</i>

laser moving image in livin' color.

In livin' color, honey! Yeah.

And we're gonna have a huge quadraphonic sound system.

Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah!

We're gonna have the best sight and sound system available. Yeah.

Unaffected by weather conditions.

My empire.

<i>Milk for the entire country.</i>

<i>Let's see the bride.</i>

<i>- Whoo! - Hey!</i>

Mama!

Whoo!

Now, you may ask, do I have time for marriage?

And I simply state that marriage is a great gimmick for saving money and time...

which is money!

I have come to understand the real meaning of marriage.

I simply can't afford any more waste.

I can't afford any more chaos in my sex life.

All right. Everyone has to relieve himself, but why waste it?

Okay. You bang some broad, you feel good for a half a second...

but then you realize you've gotta run to the phone to call your doctor...

<i>'cause you gotta have a V.D. Test.</i>

You soothe your balls...

and you get a headache.

- That's right, my son. - Well, not for me no more.

I guarantee that.

My mama kept telling me, "Son, look after your health. "

Well, Ma, I sure as hell aim to.

Come over here, honey. Best little heifer in town. In the world!

No chemical substitutes.

All ingredients checked and double-checked...

and certified pure.

Not an easy thing to find these days, is it?

Well, I done it.

So now I have acquired a lady of the house...

<i>a personal jewel...</i>

<i>but above all...</i>

<i>a purified sanitation system for unchecked waste.</i>

Hey! Hey!

<i>Hey, Mama! Yahoo!</i>

<i>Hey, Mama! Yahoo!</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ It's a joy to be alive ~</i>

<i>~ It's good to be glad ~</i>

<i>~ Good to survive ~</i>

<i>~ It's great to be mad ~</i>

<i>~ It's fun to have nothing ~</i>

<i>~ Do things in the nude ~</i>

<i>~ Oh, it's sweet to be hungry ~</i>

<i>~ It's finger-licking good ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ It's a joy to be crazy ~</i>

<i>~ It's good to be sad ~</i>

<i>~ It's good to be lazy ~</i>

<i>~ Great to be bad ~</i>

<i>~ It's good to be lucky ~</i>

<i>~ Good to practice deadly sin ~</i>

<i>~ To die for a cause ~</i>

<i>~ To be alive and to win ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~~</i>

Hey, Potemkin!

Aren't you from that famous revolution that failed?

I mean the one in 1905.

Captain, I am your new lover.

The annunciation!

I'm starving for love.

I'm hungry for love.

Those who starve know how to make love.

They're charged with electricity.

Where is this boat going?

All the way.

All the way?

To the bottom.

You need a good sailor on this boat. Come. I'll treat you well.

What a joy to meet...

an authentic...

sexual proletarian!

Beast!

Fascination!

Forward!

Optimistic tragedy!

Oh, sailor!

Stick your sword in! You won't hurt her!

"Man" - how proud that word sounds!

~ Forward, people, to battle ~

~ The red flag, the red flag ~

~ Forward, people, to battle ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~

~ Long live communism and freedom ~

~ Forward, people, to battle ~

~ The red flag, the red flag ~

~ Forward, people, to battle ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~~

~ Forward, people, to battle ~

~ The red flag, the red flag ~

~ Forward, people, to battle ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~

~ The red flag will triumph ~~

I expected something else to happen.

<i>Nonsense. He can do anything. He's the most powerful millionaire in the world.</i>

Which means, quite simply, that for your own good, you better forget this marriage.

<i>Then I think I should get alimony.</i>

I advise you strongly...

to refrain from thinking anything.

Thinking sometimes can be a very dangerous exercise.

Very dangerous indeed.

Hmm. This is insane.

Yes.

Maybe we should ask for a psychiatric examination.

There are people with similar symptoms. They become confused.

They spend the rest of their lives behind the walls of asylums.

<i>- This house is mine! - Forget it!</i>

- Alimony! - Oh, yeah?

Never!

Be reasonable!

<i>Jeremiah. Jeremiah.</i>

Take care of her, Jeremiah.

This is mine! This is mine!

This is mine! Mine!

Take care of her, Jeremiah.

She's overtired.

She doesn't feel very well.

Poor girl.

Where am I? Oh!

<i>Hitler! Dirty Jew.</i>

They call me Neanderthal.

<i>Fascist pig!</i>

I'm not just anybody.

<i>Dirty Commie.</i>

Why, they even wanted to put me on exhibit...

in the Museum of Natural Sciences.

My portrait is used in Szondy's test.

<i>I am listed in Krafft-Ebing.</i>

<i>I am a certified psychopath.</i>

<i>I am even quoted by Lombroso. And...</i>

my size is superhuman.

<i>- Afraid? - No.</i>

Hmm.

I have my own advertising slogan:

Try me. I'm delicious.

See this chocolate complexion?

Try it.

It's sweet.

Finger-licking good.

Ooh.

<i>I'm Catholic, and it's a spiritual thing for me.</i>

I'm Muslim, and I have a real thing for you.

<i>Oh.</i>

<i>Oh, you damned fool!</i>

This is my only property. This is my diamond mine.

I'll do something to you that my father taught me.

Are you happy?

<i>Hello, sir. Where are you off to today? - Oh. Paris.</i>

May I have your ticket, please? Thank you.

<i>It weighs a ton. What have you got in there?</i>

Oh, books. Lots of them.

Books weigh a lot. I'm taking a refresher course in philosophy.

<i>Marcuse, Supek, Vranicki, Sartre.</i>

- You know, i-i-it's heavy. - That would be 55 pounds overweight.

Oh, I'll pay the difference.

Thank you very much.

<i>Thank you.</i>

I have presents for you.

A real Arabian carpet.

You like it?

Made in China.

Vodka from Berkeley, California.

For you.

And my friend...

Leonide.

And my name is Luv Bakunin.

Do you like my friend?

Oh.

Entrust your fate to no one!

People!

The policeman's boot crushes your desires and feelings.

Let's be realistic and demand the impossible.

A good bath, for instance.

I haven't had one in four months.

~ Let's be realistic, comrades ~

~ And demand the impossible ~

~ A hot bath, for instance ~~

Don't stay here.

This boat is full of corpses.

It doesn't matter.

The whole world is full of corpses.

IN THE KATYN FOREST

~ Let's be realistic, comrades ~

~ And demand the impossible ~~

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ It's a joy to be alive ~</i>

<i>~ It's good to be glad ~</i>

<i>~ Good to survive ~</i>

<i>~ It's great to be mad ~</i>

<i>~ It's fun to have nothing ~</i>

<i>~ Do things in the nude ~</i>

<i>~ Oh, it's sweet to be hungry ~</i>

<i>~ It's finger-licking good ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life on the Earth ~</i>

<i>~ Is there life after birth ~~</i>

<i>The portrait. The portrait. Somebody.</i>

<i>The portrait. Get the portrait in place.</i>

I want you to face the camera and look terribly Mexican...

'cause I didn't fly you all over here to look like a French extra.

And start to sing very nobly.

~ To see this world of violence ~

~ And so much suffering makes me high ~

~ To live more fully I will die ~

~ Such passion cries out for forgiveness ~

~ River of blood, carnage ~

~ I will shout ~

~ "I want more!" ~

~ Night of the sun, oh my heart, to celebrate the explosion ~

~ With the motor of history driving me on ~

<i>~ I'm a wild stallion ~</i>

~ My golden mane flies in the wind ~

~ As I seek out good times ~

<i>~ My valiant sword stands ever ready ~~</i>

<i>Cut! Cut! What's the matter, love, now?</i>

<i>What's got into you? Don't you know we're working on a limited budget here?</i>

<i>Don't you know I've got to be back in London by tomorrow night?</i>

<i>Let's do it again, and this time, let's get it bloody right!</i>

<i>Rewind. Rewind.</i>

<i>- So, are you ready? - Ready.</i>

~ To see this world of violence ~

~ And so much suffering makes me high ~

~ To live more fully I will die ~

~ Such passion cries out for forgiveness ~

~ River of blood, carnage ~

~ I will shout ~

~ "I want more!" ~

~ Night of the sun, oh my heart, to celebrate the explosion ~

~ With the motor of history driving me on ~

~ I'm a wild stallion ~

~ My golden mane flies in the wind ~

~ As I seek out good times ~

~ My valiant sword stands ever ready ~

~ This wild stallion cannot be tamed ~

~ Stirring up passion wherever I go ~

~ This is my song ~

~ A thousand steeds will rise from my grave ~

~ Untamed and unafraid ~~

You are so beautiful.

I know.

Your eyes are irresistible.

I must see you tonight.

See me now.

Mmm.

Let's get a picture of Sacré Coeur!

Stand right there!

It's him! Master, we must have a picture.

Oh!

Oh.

Ow.

At last! At last!

Instant cinema!

<i>Have you sent for the doctor?</i>

Where's my veal chop?

<i>Hello, maestro.</i>

I knew you were a hell of a lover, but this really knocks me out.

<i>And I am not easily surprised.</i>

Knocks me out too, señor.

It's a real love cramp.

The man's organ is erect.

The woman's love muscle closes tightly around it.

Sometimes it tickles, but sometimes

they get stuck.

Happens to dogs too.

- You're gonna cut it off? - Don't worry. Have no fear.

<i>- Latin lover. - Sí.</i>

Hors d'oeuvres for table 12.

Ah!

<i>¡Arriba!</i>

<i>Can I have an autograph, please? - Sí. Sí.</i>

<i>- Will you sing something for us, maestro, please?</i>

<i>~ With the motor of history driving me on ~</i>

<i>~ I'm a wild stallion ~</i>

<i>~ My golden mane flies in the wind ~</i>

<i>~ As I seek out good times ~</i>

<i>~ My valiant sword stands ever ready ~</i>

<i>~ This wild stallion cannot be tamed ~</i>

<i>~ Stirring up passion wherever I go ~</i>

<i>~ This is my song ~</i>

<i>~ A thousand steeds will rise from my grave ~</i>

<i>~ Untamed and unafraid ~~</i>

When I left for Spain...

in the war

against all war and against fascism...

my doctor said to me,

"Comrade...

don't go!

You're too weak.

You're so delicate. "

He said, "Life is so fragile.

It must be protected. "

"From what?" I asked.

"From water? Fire?

Wind?

Men?

You can wipe your ass with your advice," I told him.

I told my husband...

"Freedom and communism start today. "

"Love starts today"...

I told my lover.

"We can't wage revolution with lies,"

I told the secretary of my party cell.

I told my soldiers,

"Our aim in this war isn't to die on the field of honor.

Whoever falls and dies is a real schmuck,

a total idiot!"

Everyone has deserted me.

Only a few old soldiers come visit me now and then.

Don't stay here.

Wow.

My name is Anna Planeta.

You can fuck me if you are lucky, Mr. Sugar.

<i>~ Three blind mice ~</i>

<i>~ Three blind mice ~</i>

<i>~ See how they run ~</i>

<i>~ See how they run ~</i>

<i>~ They all ran after the farmer's wife who cut off their tails with a carving knife ~</i>

<i>~ Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice ~</i>

~ Three blind mice ~

<i>~ See how they run See how they run ~</i>

<i>~ They all ran after the farmer's wife ~~</i>

I'm building the head...

of Immaculate Conception.

Conceive your child in the brains...

of a -

Nice and flat so I can cut little slices.

Can I cut it now?

No one's answering. Shall I cut it?

Oh!

Delicious! Who wants a slice?

Aaah!

~ Is it cow shit ~

~ Or my beloved ~~

Oh! Oh!

Everyone I loved is dead.

I feel good.

It always starts out that way.

It always starts out so well.

Sugar everywhere.

I don't believe it.

This boat is full of sugar.

Sugar is dangerous.

Fine weather today.

How can you say that?

Sugar is dangerous.

Makes you live dangerously.

Are you afraid of the past?

I brought all this sugar here,

but the bitter taste still lingers.

In any case, the traces can't be erased.

What about the witnesses?

The witnesses must disappear.

<i>Oh.</i>

Oh.

That's good.

Go on.

No explanation?

Not everything can be explained.

I was so jealous when Vakulinchuk was killed.

<i>I was so jealous when Vakulinchuk was killed.</i>

My God, how sad you are!

Is the tear ready?

Anna!

<i>Darling, this is going to be the highlight of your career.</i>

<i>From now on, when people eat chocolate-</i>

<i>I mean the brand we advertise-</i>

<i>they will not feel the same.</i>

<i>I want them to feel as they're eating you.</i>

<i>Action.</i>

<i>Chocolat.</i>

Easy, easy.

Perfect.

Perfect. Very beautiful.

- Okay. - Sensational!

Okay.

Mmm. Right.

We're gonna sell the chocolate.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Let everything be known...

and let everything be clean.

<i>Our scouts had trouble in certain parts of the world.</i>

<i>It's not easy to find a girl who's both pretty and a virgin.</i>

<i>Our boys did quite a job, I'll tell you.</i>