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Christmas University Challenge.
Asking the questions - Jeremy Paxman.
Hello. We already know that the University of Kent,
St Anne's College, Oxford and St Hilda's College, Oxford
are through to the semifinal stage
of this short and festive contest for distinguished alumni
of 14 of the UK's universities and university colleges.
Leeds University will go through, as well,
unless tonight's winners can beat their score of 175
and take their place.
Now, the University of Bristol is represented first
by a television presenter who describes herself
as a complete and utter water baby. A qualified scuba diver,
she's made a number of diving-related TV programmes,
as well as presenting Channel 4's Wreck Detectives
and appearing on Coast and The One Show for the BBC.
She's also president of the RSPB.
Her colleague got her first job as a TV reporter
while still a student at Bristol,
nipping out between history lecturers
to shoot a film about Bristol Rovers.
She later became one of Channel 4's youngest commissioning editors,
but now concentrates on presenting programmes for the channel,
such as Food Unwrapped.
Their captain began his career in the City
before becoming economics correspondent for Newsnight.
He was editor in chief of The Observer,
for which he still writes a regular column,
and is the author of several books including The State We're In.
He's been a government adviser
and has chaired a number of policy commissions,
including the Independent Commission on Fees,
a subject no doubt of acute interest
to many a parent, and, indeed, student.
Finally, the author of nine novels and three volumes of non-fiction,
whose work has also been dramatised on Radio 4.
She's been a critic, notably on the former Newsnight Review,
and a columnist for The Guardian, the FT and The New York Times.
Let's meet the Bristol team.
Hello, I'm Miranda Krestovnikoff.
I graduated from Bristol in 1994 in zoology,
and I currently present wildlife programmes on television and radio.
Hello, I'm Kate Quilton.
I graduated in history from Bristol University in 2006.
I'm a journalist and a TV presenter and I make programmes for Channel 4.
- And here's their captain. - Hello, I'm Will Hutton.
I graduated from Bristol in 1971 in economics and sociology.
I'm currently principal of Hertford College, Oxford,
I co-chair the Big Innovation Centre,
and I write a regular column for The Observer.
Hello, I'm Julie Myerson.
I graduated in English from Bristol in 1982,
and I'm now a novelist.
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Nottingham University are fielding an athlete who says
the main reason he applied to study there
was because it's the home of the National Water Sports Centre.
Perhaps a wise choice as he's won silver medals in his sport
in the last three Olympics.
His colleague, as a boy, made his own weather symbols
to stick on his father's road maps
while doing an impression of Michael Fish -
behaviour likely to induce anxiety
in even the most open-minded parents, you might think.
He's been a news reporter and weather anchor in Montana,
and as part of his current role,
he can be seen taking part in Springwatch and Autumnwatch.
Their captain presents the early breakfast show on BBC 6 Music
and can also sometimes be heard on Radio 2 and Radio 5 live
with occasional appearances on BBC breakfast TV.
He blogs for the BBC website
and has written for The Huffington Post and Music Week.
Their fourth member is an art historian,
critic and biographer
with a particular interest in 20th-century British art.
She's written on Roger Fry, Vanessa Bell and John Piper,
as well as the poet Stevie Smith.
Her book British Art Since 1900
is a familiar textbook in schools and universities,
and in 2005, she was awarded a CBE for services to literature.
Let's meet the Nottingham team.
Hi, I'm David Florence.
I graduated in mathematical physics in 2005,
and I am now a canoeist.
Hello, I'm Nick Miller.
I received a degree in history and politics from Nottingham in 1992,
and now I'm a BBC weather presenter.
And this is their captain.
Hello, I'm Chris Hawkins
and I graduated from Nottingham in 1997
with a degree in American studies,
which I'm not sure really qualifies me to be here,
and I'm a presenter on BBC Radio 6 Music.
Hello, I'm Frances Spalding.
I graduated from Nottingham in 1972,
and I'm still an art historian and biographer,
and I'm currently a fellow of Clare Hall in Cambridge.
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Right, the rules are the same as ever.
Ten points for starter questions, which are solo efforts,
and bonuses are team collaborations.
They're worth 15 points.
Fingers on the buzzers. Here's your first starter for ten.
In Chambers Dictionary, meanings of what five-letter word include
"An empty case or lifeless relic",
"any frail structure",
"a type of light racing boat", "a light coffin",
"a conch trumpet" and a..."
A wreck.
No, you lose five points.
- You can hear the rest of it if you want to. - Yeah.
- You can buzz in now if you wish. - No, I'll hear the rest of it. Why not?
..and "an explosive projectile shot from a cannon"?
- It's a shell. - It is a shell, you're right.
APPLAUSE
You get a set of bonuses, then, Bristol, on cold weather
in the openings of 19th-century novels.
In each case, I need the title of the novel
from which the following lines are taken, and the author.
Firstly, from a work published in 1847,
"Pure bracing ventilation they must have up there at all times.
"Indeed, one may guess the power of the north wind blowing over the edge
"by the excessive slant of a few stunted firs
"at the end of the house."
- Bronte? - Bronte? - Wuthering Heights?
- Wuthering Heights? - I'm not sure, but...
- Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte. - Correct.
Published in 1818, secondly, "I am already far north of London,
"and as I walk in the streets of Petersburg,
"I feel a cold northern breeze play upon my cheeks."
Petersburg?
- Tolstoy? - I don't think it's Tolstoy. Could it be Dostoevsky?
- No, no, no, that's far too early. Not Dostoevsky. - OK. - Right.
- Might be. - Mm. Just...
OK, is Tolstoy in the first person? That's what I'm wondering.
- No, Tolstoy's later in the century, isn't he? - OK.
- Come on. - Have we got a guess? - No. - I haven't got a guess.
Going to have a guess? Can I guess?
I'd say The Idiot, Dostoevsky, but you don't think so.
- No, OK, you guess something. - Dostoevsky's much, much later.
- OK, you guess what you think. - Well, we'll go with...
The Idiot, Dostoevsky.
No, it's Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.
LAUGHTER Finally...
- OK, that was seriously wrong. - Yeah, it was.
Published in 1868 now,
"It's going to be a hard winter for everyone,
"and Mother thinks we ought not to spend money for pleasure
"when our men are suffering so in the army."
- Little...? - Little Women by Louisa May Alcott.
- Little Women by Louisa May Alcott. - Correct.
APPLAUSE Ten points for this.
"Clearly, an impregnable masterpiece",
said Martin Amis of which early novel,
noting that it suffered from one fairly serious flaw -
that of outright unreadability.
Its author's death is recorded as having taken place in Madrid
on the same date as that of Shakespeare -
April the 23rd, 1616.
- Is this for us? This is for us? - No, it's a starter question!
Try and keep up. LAUGHTER
One of you buzzes in if you know the answer to this.
THEY WHISPER You may not confer!
It's a solo effort.
Do you know the rules at all?
- We've learned them now. - LAUGHTER
Right, none of you buzz in. I'll tell you, it's Don Quixote.
Ten points for this.
Inspiring a musical theatre production first seen in 2013,
developed in conjunction with the Dundee publisher DC Thomson,
which magazine for teenage girls ran from 1964 to 1993 and featured...?
- Jackie. - Yes!
APPLAUSE
- What a surprising area of knowledge. - Two younger sisters.
Here are your bonuses. They're on astronomy in 2016, Nottingham.
In August, 2016,
astronomers announced the discovery of an exoplanet
in the habitable zone of which specific star?
It's the closest star to Earth and is part of a triple star system.
- Could it be Mars or Pluto? - Mars or Pluto?
Mars or Pluto, we're thinking.
Triple system - what does that mean?
- That's not my... - It's not... - Let's have an answer.
Is it Venus? I don't know. I just don't know.
- HE STUTTERS - Pluto's not a star. It's a planet.
Pluto.
Pluto? No, it's Proxima or Proxima Centauri.
Secondly, the distance from the Earth to Neptune
is about 30 astronomical units, or AU.
What is the distance to Proxima Centauri?
You can have 20,000 AU either way. CHUCKLING
We'll just have to come up with a number, won't we?
- Just pick a number. - 150,000 or something like that.
- 150,000? - That's just a number.
150,000.
No, that's not close enough. It's 271,000.
And finally, the exoplanet in question
is much closer to its star than Earth is to the sun,
but it's still in its habitable zone.
This is because Proxima Centauri is what kind of cooler star?
Don't know, no.
I'm thinking of a shooting star. That can't be right, can it?
- Shooting star? - I'm thinking red dwarf or something like that.
- Red dwarf? - Yeah.
- Red dwarf. - It is a red dwarf, yes.
APPLAUSE
We're going to take a picture round now.
For your picture starter, you will see the track list
from a pop album.
Ten points if you can
identify the album.
The title track has,
of course, been omitted.
Pet Sounds.
Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys is correct, yes.
APPLAUSE
That was released 50 years ago this year.
For your bonuses, you'll see the track lists
of three more albums released in 1966.
Five points for each album you can identify,
along with the artist or band who made the album.
Firstly...
Bob Dylan, and it's...
- No idea. - It's Dylan.
And it's...
HE SIGHS
- It's Bob Dylan. - Yes. Which one?
Ah...!
- No, I can't give it to you. - I've gone blank, sorry.
- It's Blonde On Blonde. - Course it is.
Secondly, this five-word album title, please.
- Simon and Garfunkel, isn't it? - Mm-hm.
- Five-word? - Shameful.
It's Simon and Garfunkel and...
It is, but I need the album title, too.
- It's Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme. - Of course.
Finally...
- It's The Beatles, so... - The Beatles, yeah.
These should be mine, shouldn't they?
Can't help you on that one, Chris.
- Beatles, Hard Day's Night. - No.
- It is The Beatles, but it's Revolver. - Course it is.
Right, ten points for this.
What single-digit number
links the fourth root of 1,296,
the planet Saturn's position from the sun
and the chemical element carbon?
- Six. - Six is correct, yes.
APPLAUSE
Your bonuses are on Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire.
Firstly, for five points,
Face The Music And Dance is a song from which film?
Astaire plays a sailor on shore leave
who tries to rekindle a romance
with his former dancing partner, played by Rogers.
Face The Music And Dance.
- I can't think of any movies by them. - A sailor? - I'm not old enough.
I don't know.
- I'm going to guess. - Guess. - Top Hat And White Tie?
- No, Top Hat And Tails. - No, no, no. - No, what's it called?
Just think of any title.
- OK, Top Hat. - No, it's Follow The Fleet. - Ah.
Secondly, what is the surname...
Don't go, "Oh, yes, of course it is."
- No, the other one I knew, you know. - LAUGHTER
Secondly, what is the surname
of the influential husband and wife ballroom dance partners
who were portrayed by Rogers and Astaire
in a biographical film of 1939?
- No. - I don't know.
- You don't know? - I don't know. - 1939 film?
- We should just say pass. - Pass.
It's Castle. Vernon and Irene Castle.
And finally, in which film does Jerry,
played by Astaire, fall for Dale, played by Rogers?
They meet in London, but she flees to Venice,
thinking he is already married.
The film features the song Cheek To Cheek.
- Dancing Cheek To Cheek. - Yeah.
It's something like Top Hat And Tails.
What is the one...?
Dancing Cheek To Cheek, is it Top Hat And Tails? Let's try that.
- Top Hat And Tails. - No. - Top Hat!
It's just called Top Hat, and I've got to accept your first answer.
- You said Top Hat And Tails, which was incorrect. - Oh, no!
That's not fair! That's not fair.
Oh, stop whining. LAUGHTER
Ten points for this starter question.
The Meaning Of Night in 1927, Golconda in 1953
and The Mysteries Of The Horizon in 1955
are artworks thematically linked by male figures in bowler hats
by which Belgian-born surrealist?
- Magritte. - Magritte is right, of course.
APPLAUSE
A gift for an art historian.
Three questions on seasonal paintings,
you'll be pleased to hear.
During the 1840s, Theodore Rousseau,
a leading figure of the Barbizon school,
painted The Forest In Winter At Sunset,
believed to depict a scene in which forest near Paris?
- You don't need to buzz. You can just... - Sorry. Barbizon.
- No, it's not. It's Fontainebleau. - Fontainebleau. Sorry, yes. - OK.
Secondly, The Boulevard Montmartre On A Winter Morning
is a work of 1897 by which painter
whose output included several versions of the scene?
He was the only painter to show work in all eight
of the impressionist exhibitions.
Must be Monet, I think.
Or Pissarro. Oh, Pissarro...
Going for that?
- Monet or Pissarro. - Which?
Well, try Monet...or Pissarro.
Monet or Pissarro - which?
- Flip a coin in your head. - Monet.
Monet.
No, it's Pissarro. Bad luck.
Which impressionist's numerous snowscapes
include the 1875 work Snow Scene At Argenteuil,
now on display at the National Gallery?
His ability is reputed to have prompted Manet
to abandon his own attempts in the genre.
I think that must be Monet. Er...
- Let's do it, then. - Shall we go with Monet?
I'm afraid it'll be wrong. Yes, OK.
- Monet. - It was Monet, yes. APPLAUSE
We're going to take a music round now.
For your music starter, you'll hear the title music
of a well-known television series.
I want the title of the series for ten points, please.
ORCHESTRAL MILITARY MUSIC PLAYS
Is that Thunderbirds?
- It is Thunderbirds, yes. - Yay! - APPLAUSE
2017 will mark the 60th anniversary
of the first television production of Gerry Anderson,
whose extensive credits, of course, included the Thunderbirds.
For your bonuses, three more pieces of music
associated with his Supermarionation output,
all composed by Barry Grey.
Firstly, for five points,
for which title character was this the theme music?
FAST MUSIC PLAYS
- Johnny. - Johnny something. Johnny... What's the one?
The one that had the Angels in it.
Oh! No, could be Captain Scarlet, or it could be the Johnny one.
I mean, if none of you know, let's say Captain Scarlet.
- Captain Scarlet. - No, that was Joe 90.
Oh, that's what I meant!
Second, for which vehicle was this the theme music?
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
- Which vehicle? - Sorry? - Which vehicle was that? - Don't know.
Any vehicle? A vehicle?
- A car? - Was that the car?
# But though I'm not a spaceman Famous and renowned... #
We just have to pass.
That's Fireball XL5.
And finally, this is the opening theme of which series?
OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
- Captain Scarlet. - Captain Scarlet.
That is correct, yes. LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
Ten points for this.
The works of which Italian film director and screenwriter
include The Great Beauty,
which won the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film in 2014,
and the 2016 series The Young Pope?
THEY WHISPER You may not confer.
One of you can buzz.
It's something like Paolo Bussolini.
- But it's not that, is it? - LAUGHTER
Not close enough, certainly.
Anyone like to buzz? It's Paolo Sorrentino.
- Bad luck. - Nearly there. - Not nearly there at all!
It was miles away! LAUGHTER
- I mean, how much do you want? - Paolo was right.
Right, ten points for this.
In the northern hemisphere, what two-word term
derives in part from the Latin meaning "sun stopped"
and denotes the day when the South Pole is inclined
about 23.4 degrees towards the sun?
- Solstice. - Two-word term, I asked for.
- Oh. Sol... - Come on. Anyone want to buzz from Nottingham?
- Solar solstice. - No, it's the winter solstice. Bad luck.
And you get a five-point fine for incorrect interruption.
- I clearly said two-word term. - You did.
Right, so, ten points at stake for this.
Which political thinker and historian is this?
Born in Paris in 1805,
his enduring ideas include soft despotism
and the atomisation of society,
and were expressed in works such as The Old Regime And The Revolution
and Democracy In America.
- Alexis de Tocqueville. - Yes.
APPLAUSE
Right, Bristol, your bonuses are on periods of the Mesozoic Era.
Extending from 201 to 145 million years ago,
which period takes its name
from a range of mountains in France and Switzerland?
- Takes the names from the Alps? - Alpine? - No, no, no.
- Could it be Jurassic? - Pyrenees? - Why not Jurassic? - Switzerland...
- It's not Jurassic? - Jura. Jura. - Jurassic.
- Jurassic. - Jurassic is correct, yes.
Secondly, extending from approximately
252 to 201 million years ago, which period takes its name
from a sequence of rock strata in Central Germany?
Central Germany. Westphalia.
Ruhr. Ruhr. Come on, name some...
- Rock strata? - Rock strata in Central Germany.
The Ruhr Valley. Come on, let's think about Central Germany.
- What? - I'm thinking of the periods of time rather than...
- Just say any period. - Any period. - Say a period.
- Cretaceous. - No. - No?
- Cretaceous. - No, it's Triassic. The Trias. - Oh.
And extending from approximately 145 to 66 million years ago,
which period takes its name from the Latin for chalk?
- Latin for chalk. - Could it be Cretaceous? - What?
Could it be Cretaceous? I don't know.
- You say if you know better, but that's my guess. - Cretaceous.
- Is Cretaceous from chalk? Chalk - Cretaceous? - Could be. - Chalk.
- Possibly. - It could be.
If you don't know the answer...
Illuminating light of knowledge, let's try Cretaceous.
Cretaceous is correct. Well done. Ten points for this.
APPLAUSE He claimed that,
to obtain harmonic perfection,
art should be freed from any representation of nature
and be created from wholly abstract, geometrical elements.
- Mondrian. - Mondrian is correct, yes.
APPLAUSE
These bonuses are on marzipan, Nottingham.
17km south of Madrid, which city claims that,
following a famine in the early 13th century,
local nuns invented marzipan using sugar and almonds,
being the only ingredients readily available.
- South of Madrid. - What's 70km south of Madrid?
South of Madrid, is it?
- South of Madrid. - 70km south of Madrid. - Seville?
Seville's down there.
- It's down in the south. - Shall we try Seville? - Seville?
- Come on. - Seville.
No, it's Toledo.
Which port on the Baltic Sea in Northern Germany
is home to a marzipan museum, whose origins lie in a shop
opened in 1806 by the confectioner Johann Niederegger?
It's a former capital of the Hanseatic League.
- No. - Has no-one taken the ferry to Northern Germany before?
- Not recently enough to be able to remember. - A cruise, maybe.
- Don't know. - No? - Neither do I, no.
- Pass. - We've got no idea. - It's Lubeck.
And finally, since the Middle Ages, a marzipan recipe
with supposed healing properties
has been made in one of Europe's oldest pharmacies.
In which Baltic capital on the Gulf of Finland is it?
Riga is one. Tallinn.
Tallinn?
- Yes. - Tallinn? - Sure. - Tallinn? - Sure.
A not-very-convincing, unanimous Tallinn.
Well done. It was a good guess. APPLAUSE
We're going to take a picture round now.
For your picture starter,
I want you to give me the name of the building recreated here in ice.
The Vatican.
No. Anyone like to buzz from Nottingham?
Palace of Versailles.
No, it's St Paul's Cathedral.
So, picture bonuses in a moment or two.
Another starter question in the meantime. Ten points for this.
Answer promptly.
Name either of the two sea areas of the shipping forecast
that share names with towns or cities in England.
- Dover. - Well done, yes.
APPLAUSE The other one is Plymouth.
OK, we saw that picture starter -
St Paul's Cathedral rendered in ice
and exhibited at the Sapporo Winter Festival in Japan.
For your bonuses, three more pictures
of notable winter festivals and celebrations from around the world.
Five points if you can name the city in which each is being held.
Here's the first.
- FRANCES SPALDING: - Is it Edinburgh? It's Edinburgh. - Is it? - Yes. - Is it?
Edinburgh?
- NICK MILLER: - I mean, what building is that?
- Liverpool? - I'm going to go with Edinburgh just because...
- Edinburgh. - Edinburgh?! Doesn't look in the slightest bit like Edinburgh.
- No, it's Ottawa. - The snow.
- That's clearly the Canadian Parliament building. - Of course.
Secondly, which city is this?
Well, it's got a major river going through it.
- There's a big bridge. - There are bridges.
- Rome? - Rome?
Paris? Rome?
- Rome. - No, that's Lyon.
That's Lyon Cathedral in the bottom right.
And finally, which city is this?
I think that's Edinburgh.
No, I'm not so sure it is, though.
Try... Is it St Petersburg?
Go on, then.
I really don't think it is.
- Which...? - Paris?
- If in doubt, say Paris. - Paris?
- Paris. - No, it's Edinburgh. - Oh!
LAUGHTER Ten points for this.
With approximately 50,000 native speakers
and dialects including Sursilvan,
which language is spoken predominantly
in the Swiss canton of Grisons?
It's one of the four national languages of Switzerland.
- Romansch. - Romansch is correct, yes.
APPLAUSE
You take the lead, and your bonuses are on
recent novels based on Shakespeare plays.
Firstly, Anne Tyler's retelling of which Shakespeare play
concerns Kate Battista, her eccentric scientist father
and her uppity, pretty younger sister Bunny?
I have no idea.
- Try The Tempest. - The Tempest? - That's fine. I have no idea.
- The Tempest. - No, that's The Taming Of The Shrew.
Secondly, concerning the hedge fund manager Leo,
his French wife MiMi and Leo's best friend Xeno,
Jeanette Winterson describes her novel The Gap Of Time
as a response to which play?
- The Winter's Tale. - Winter's Tale? - It's definitely The Winter's Tale.
- The Winter's Tale. - Correct.
Finally, with characters including the reality TV star Plurabelle
and the art collector Simon Strulovitch,
which play is reimagined by Howard Jacobson
and set mainly in Cheshire?
Othello?
Let's have it, please.
- Go on. - I don't know.
- Othello. - No, it's The Merchant Of Venice.
Ten points for this.
Oglu in Turkish, Ides in Greek,
Escu in Romanian and Enko in Ukrainian
all have what meaning when suffixed to family names?
Their meaning is shared by the British prefixes Fitz and Mac.
- Son. - "Son of" is correct, yes. APPLAUSE
So, you get a set of bonuses now
on the England cricket team in India, Bristol.
The first two English batsmen to score a double hundred
in a test in India did so in the same innings
of the fourth test at Madras in 1985.
- Name either of them. - Do you know?
Um, David Gower, I would say.
- Go on. Say it. - David Gower.
No, it was Graham Fowler and Mike Gatting.
Secondly, which Indian spinner took eight for 55
in England's first innings at Madras in 1952?
He also gives his name to a form of dismissal
in which the non-striking batsman
is run out before the ball has been bowled.
- Ooh. - Is it Googly? It's not Googly? - No, no. That's, um...
Who was a spinner at that time?
What was the name of the...?
- Oh, gosh. - What was the name of the...?
I'm just thinking of English spinners.
- Come on. Let's have it, please. - No, we can't. We don't know.
It's Mankad. Vinoo Mankad.
Who recorded match figures of...? GONG
And at the gong, Bristol University have 70,
Nottingham have 75.
APPLAUSE
Well, it wasn't a particularly high scoring game, I have to say!
And you seemed to have some difficulty with the rules,
I must say.
And you spent an awful lot of time conferring, Nottingham.
Anyway, it was good fun. Thank you very much for joining us.
We shall have to say goodbye to both of you, I fear.
Thank you very much for playing. You didn't have to. Thank you.
I hope you can join us next time because we now know the teams
in the semifinal stage of the competition.
They will be the University of Kent, St Anne's College, Oxford,
St Hilda's College, Oxford, and Leeds University.
I hope you can join me for the first of the semifinals next time.
- Until then, though, it's goodbye from Bristol University. ALL: - Bye.
- It's goodbye from Nottingham University. ALL: - Goodbye.
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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being fired from a remote island.The missile can also be launched from a mobile platform,
allowing the army to move and fire it quickly from remote locations.
Indian officials said the test confirmed the missile is fully operational.Prime Minister
Narendra Modi tweeted: "Successful test firing of Agni-V makes every Indian very proud.
It will add tremendous strength to our strategic defence."
But defence analysts have said the missile has been developed due to the threat posed
by China to India.
The two nations were at war in 1962 and have unresolved boundary disputes over territory
in the Himalayan mountains.
Ajay Lele, at New Delhi's Institute for Defense Studies and Analyses, insisted that
the missile would act as a nuclear deterrent and would not be fired as an act of aggression.
He said: "It is essentially to make a point that yes, we have a sufficient amount of arsenal.
If somebody attacks us by using nuclear weapons, we can respond effectively."
A nuclear arms race was sparked this week as both Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin pledged
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[YTP] Stranger Danger - Duration: 10:05.
Another Numberer1 YTP immediately referencing memes...oh boy. Here we go.
What has this got to do with Stranger Things?
oh god what
That's fucked up.
This sounds like 'Romance Film Trailer Song #04'.
Well that was corny.
This isn't even a YTP.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
heheh
Finally.
Is anything going to happen?
OH FUCK YOU
That's a confusing facility.
...didn't he just run down that corridor?
wat
Oh thank god, there's the door.
FUCK.
That doesn't even blend in well.
Aaaah, Real Monsters!
Holy shit, this actually looks like the title.
D-I-C-K-B-U-T-T
You can see how long I've worked on this project because Harambe memes.
LINE RIDER YEAAAAAAAAH
Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants.
At least he's honest.
Yes, please do.
suahnuF <3
This is pretty much true.
Originally, this was 'Jesus Christ it's JASON BOURNE' but that meme died long ago.
Fuck yeah.
Damn straight.
Rest in RIP.
That's some quality attention to detail right there, I tell you hwat.
This sound was made by jiggling a novelty breast stress ball.
...whilst simultaneously masturbating.
I suck at sentence mixing.
He sells tits?
That's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think?
"The Gang Gets Maimed By An Interdimensional Anus Monster"
Lazy joke #4043
That's hilarious.
Okay.
:O
Hi.
What have I done
Wasn't this guy in love with the evil lady? Or is that after this? Either way...don't jizz on kids.
Now this is an old reference.
This...is not.
KILL IT.
Lazy sauce joke #46578290
I don't have black friends.
That's clearly an Xbox.
That line worked too well.
No means no.
RAPE.
Hey look, some sort of continuity.
But wait, there's even more old references!
Good ol' soundboards.
GRAND DAD?!
That's an orgy.
Couldn't find the word "nine" so "seven" will have to do.
I'LL STAB U CUNT
Getting some Leo Koutakis vibes here...
WE ARE NUMBERER1
That little black kid is dedicated.
True Grit, in case you were wondering.
YOUR COOKING SUCKS.
I have absolutely no idea where this idea came from.
SUBTLE BEETLEJUICE REFERENCE INSTEAD OF USING THE SONG FROM BEETLEJUICE CAUSE THE VIDEO WOULD PROBABLY HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN IF I DID...BUT I DIDN'T SO HERE'S ABOUT A SECOND OF THIS LADY FROM THAT MOVIE DOING THE THING.
Speaking of old memes...
JOJ CEEC
Correct.
lol, america
This is barely even edited.
HOLY FUCKING COCKS
Why the hell did the mask flicker? All I wanted to do was say "hey sexy" but NOOOOO, Premiere had to fuck it up by making it flicker for a second. I don't care if nobody notices it or cares. HOW DARE THEY ADD A SINGLE FRAME OF SLIGHT DARKNESS AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
The incest is mutual.
He ain't got no teeth, but you best believe he got beef.
God I love the Liquify tool.
Way to go. Just push over the guy that was trying to sell tits. This is abuse.
KILL HIM
Fucking Christ.
Ok.
Oh god not her
POLITICAL COMMENTARY OH YES
This original scene had to be inspired by The Shining, surely.
She looks weird.
NOW LOOK AT THIS POSTER THAT I JUST FOUND
Where'd the poster go?
AYYY FUGGETABOUTIT
Probably the laziest joke I've ever made.
After Effect's tracking really fucked up here.
Desperately Seeking Snans.
She'll do whatever it takes to get the JOJ.
Oh ok.
Originally he said "AND WE WERE ALL DISABLED" and I was gonna make the black kid go "Umm no, just you." but that required effort.
Yes.
I fucking love this video.
WHAT.
Exactly.
TITLOL That doesn't really make much sense now that I think about it.
do it fgt
And now he flies to safety!
...oh
Isn't that the kid right there?
wtf
;)
REUSED JOKE #4286U50624870697324TQ8U9Y45OGWRYWE8796YT5ERGOUDPYHURFUCKYOU
I completely forgot to add sound here.
can confirm
...we what?
...what hilarious thing is she gonna say?
Ah.
Probably my favourite scene due to how fucking stupid it is.
What a heartfelt scene indeed.
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK
Tiny Tom
Hey, it's that default Green Screened explosion that everyone uses.
Oh that's it.
You're welcome.
I agree.
...but...
Yes we get it.
Did you have any to start off with?
Bye.
Predictable easy-target joke coming in 3...
...2...
...1
ok all done byebye subscribe to someone better
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Panic After Gun Scare At Jersey Gardens - Duration: 2:15.
CBS 2'S TONY AIELLO WITH THE
PANIC AT THE JERSEY GARDENS
MALL.
THE MAYOR SAYS 10 PEOPLE
NEEDED MEDCELL ATTENTION,
INCLUDING -- MEDICAL ATTENTION
INCLUDING A YOUNG BOY.
THE PANIC SPARKED BY FIGHT,
LOUD NOISE AND FEAR OF A
SHOOTING BUT THERE WAS NO
GUNFIRE.
THEY WANT TO KNOW WAS THIS AN
ATTEMPT TO INSIGHT PANIC OR WAS
IT ONE OF THESE THINGS IN AN
AGE OF TERROR OVER GUN
VIOLENCE.
WHAT'S HAPPENING, EVERYBODY
IS CONFUSED.
THE MALL WAS RUNNING ONE
WAY.
LIKE THEY WERE GETTING SHOT
OUT.
Reporter: THEY GOT CAUGHT IN
THE CHAOS AFTER PANIC AT THE
MILLS AT JERSEY GARDENS.
SHOPPERS SCARED BY A SUDDEN
SHARP, LOUD NOISE.
I HEARD GUNFIRE BEFORE AND
THAT IS WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE.
THAT IS WHY I AM CONFUSED AT
THEM SAYING IT WAS TABLES
HITTING THE GROUND.
Reporter: MANY SHOPPERS
DECIDED TO FLEE.
FILLING BACK HALLWAYS AND
HEADING TO EMERGENCY EXITS.
THERE WAS PUSHING AND SHOVING.
MANY TOOK REFUGE IN STORES.
THEY HAD HE IS HERE.
HE IS HERE.
WE ARE THINKING HE IS TRYING TO
GET IN THE STORE.
THAT IS WHEN WE STARTED
PANICKING.
WE HEARD PEOPLE YELLING
GUNFIRE.
SO, OF COURSE, THE EMPLOYEES
WERE AMAZING.
THEY REACTED RIGHT AWAY.
GOT EVERYONE TO THE BACK WHERE
IT WAS SAFE.
SHUT THE GATES TO THE STORE.
Reporter: WERE THEY TRAINED
FOR THIS?
YEAH.
Reporter: POLICE AND
SHERIFFS ALL RESPONDED.
SHUTTING DOWN ROADS LEADING TO
THE MALL.
BRINGING TRAFFIC TO A STAND
STILL.
AND COMPLICATING THINGS FOR
THOSE TRYING TO LEAVE.
INCLUDING MISMOM WITH HER
LITTLE -- THIS MOM WITH HER
LITTLE ONES.
STAY WHERE YOU ARE OR GET
BACK HOME.
NOBODY HAS AN ANSWER.
Reporter: PEOPLE WERE
DELAYED FOR HOURS AND TILL THE
MAYOR STARTED TWEETING IT WAS
REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET
ACCURATE INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT
WAS HAPPENING HERE.
THE MALL CLOSED EARLY.
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Hamilton Heights Mother And Son Death Under Investigation - Duration: 1:37.
ANSWERS IN THE DEATHS OF A
MOTHER AND HER SON.
THE BODIES WERE FOUND TODAY IN
THEIR APARTMENT.
JESSICA HAS THE STORY.
ONCE I CAME OUT OF THE
ELEVATOR.
Reporter: HE CAN'T FORGET
THE ROTTEN ODOR HE WAS HIT WITH
WHILE LEAVING HIS APARTMENT
BUILDING CHRISTMAS DAY.
DIDN'T NEVER PASS MY MIND
THAT SOMEBODY WAS STABBED.
Reporter: HE SAW POLICE
SWARMING THE PLACE AS THEY
INVESTIGATED THE DEATHS.
SOME WALKED OUT SAYING A PRAYER
AS THE BODIES OF THE MOTHER AND
BOY WERE LOADED INTO THE
MEDICAL EXAMINER VAN AND DRIVEN
AWAY.
SHE WAS ALWAYS WITH HER KID.
THE KID WAS HAPPY.
Reporter: THE SUPER
DISCOVERED THE BODIES.
HE WAS ALARMED BY THE SMELL.
LOOKED THROUGH THE WINDOW AND
SAW THE WOMAN ON THE LIVING
ROOM FLOOR.
SHE HAD A CORD AROUND HER NECK.
THE BOY WAS DEAD IN THE BATH
TUB.
SHE WAS FIRED AS A SCHOOL
TEACHER IN 2013.
SHE HAD A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP
WITH A TEENAGE STUDENT.
SHE WAS NOT ARRESTED FOR THAT
RELATIONSHIP AND WE DON'T KNOW
IF THAT TEENAGER IS THE FATHER
OF THE BOY WHO DIED.
WHAT IS CLEAR, PEOPLE WHO LIVE
IN THE BUILDING ARE DEEPLY
DISTURBED BY THE DEATHS AND
THEY HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT IS --
INIT WAS A -- IF IT WAS A
MURDER OR SUICIDE.
Reporter: AUTOPSIES WILL
HELP DETERMINE IF IT WAS A
DOUBLE MURDER OR A MURDER-
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Community outpouring for teen athlete killed in crash - Duration: 1:36.
IN A LINE, THAT WENT ON FOR
HOUR
IT WAS A TESTAMENT TO THIS YOUNG
LIFE LIVED TO THE FULLES
OUT THE DOOR AND DOWN THE CORNER
A SLOW PROCESSION FILED IN TO
PAY RESPECTS, TO A YOUNG MAN
WITH SO MUCH PROMISE.
IT WAS A HERO'S GOODBYE.
>> THEY WERE SUPERHEROES.
NO ONE COULD COMPARE TO THOSE
KIDS ON THE FIELD.
TRUE COMPETITORS AND EVERYTHING
WILL ASPECT OF LIFE.
SHAU JAMES LAVIN DIED
ALONGSIDE HIS FRIEND OWEN
HIGGINS.
STRONG ATHLETES WELL-LOVED AND
ADMIRED.
SENIORS WITH HIGH HOPES.
THOSE BIG DREAMS ENDING IN THIS
CRASH AFTER HOCKEY PRACTIC
THURSDAY.
>> CRUSHING.
THERE'S NO OTHER WORDS FOR IT.
SHAU THEY WERE THE HEART OF A
GROUP OF 7 FRIENDS
THEY CALLED THEMSELVES THE
FELLOWSHIP.
BRANDON WOODWARD SAYS THAT BAND
OF BROTHERS WILL NEVER BE THE
SAME
>> OWENS JUST ALWAYS LAUGHIN
DIDN'T MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY,
WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY, JUST
ALWAYS LAUGHIN
JUST LEGENDS.
EVERY DAY THEY LIVED TO THE
FULLEST EVERY SINGLE DAY AND
I'LL ASPIRE TO BE LIKE THAT TH
REST OF MY LIF
SHAUN: AND IT'S HOW THEY LIVED
THAT WAS EVIDENT BY THIS.
FRIENDS PARENTS TEAM RIVALS AND
STRANGERS.
HUNDREDS GATHERED TO REMEMBER
THAT SPARK, OF A LIFE ENDED TO
SOON.
>> HOW THEY CAN MAKE A
DIFFERENCE AND JUST BE THERE FOR
EVERYBODY.
I CAN'T DESCRIBE THE FEELING
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Live Pinpoint Doppler 12 Futurecast - Duration: 4:04.
TONIGHT: Mostly cloudy with
scattered rain showers and gusty
winds. A wind advisory is in
effect
for the south coast of Rhode
Island
and Massachusetts with the
potential for a few wind gusts
35-
50mph after midnight.
Temperatures rising from the low
40s early in the night to near
50 by
dawn.
TUESDAY: Scattered rain showers
and gusty winds for the AM
commute. Drier in the
afternoon,
breezy with some sun returning.
Highs in the low to mid 50s, and
then dropping into the 40s by
late
afternoon.
WEDNESDAY: Sunny, colder.low
40s
THURSDAY: A wintry mix of wet
snow, sleet or freezing rain
looks to
change to rain.highs in the
upper
30s to low 40s. As of now, it
looks
like mostly a rain event but
some
minor accumulations and travel
impacts are possible.
FRIDAY: Brisk and chilly with a
mix
of clouds and sun. Highs in the
upper 30s.
SATURDAY: Mostly sunny and
cold.high around 35.
SATURDAY NIGHT (NEW YEAR'S
EVE): Looks dry through
midnight.
Lows in the upper 20s to low
30s. A
chance of a few rain and/or snow
showers well after midnight.
SUNDAY( NEW YEAR'S DAY): A
chance of rain and snow showers.
highs in the low 40s.
TONIGHT: Mostly cloudy with
scattered rain showers and gusty
winds. A wind advisory is in
effect
for the south coast of Rhode
Island
and Massachusetts with the
potential for a few wind gusts
35-
50mph after midnight.
Temperatures rising from the low
40s early in the night to near
50 by
dawn.
TUESDAY: Scattered rain showers
and gusty winds for the AM
commute. Drier in the
afternoon,
breezy with some sun returning.
Highs in the low to mid 50s, and
then dropping into the 40s by
late
afternoon.
WEDNESDAY: Sunny, colder.low
40s
THURSDAY: A wintry mix of wet
snow, sleet or freezing rain
looks to
change to rain.highs in the
upper
30s to low 40s. As of now, it
looks
like mostly a rain event but
some
minor accumulations and travel
impacts are possible.
FRIDAY: Brisk and chilly with a
mix
of clouds and sun. Highs in the
upper 30s.
SATURDAY: Mostly sunny and
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Draw Tip Tuesday - How To: Negative Spaces - Duration: 5:19.
Some objects seem complicated to draw, but that's because your mind tells you so.
If you look at the shapes around the subject you want to draw, you'll be able to outline
the shape with more confidence.
I'll show you with this pair of scissors.
Now where do you start?
Well let's first look at the negative shape: highlighted in blue here.
Now, let's filter out all those distracting details.
Just try to ignore them.
Now, focus on the blue space.
With my eyes, I slowly follow the contours of the shape, and I follow with my pen.
So actually, I am looking more at my subject than I am looking at my paper.
I'm looking at the top part of the negative shape.
Then the next large shape, at the right side.
I'm looking at the angle of the shape, so I know that the next line won't be crooked,
but will connect once I start filling in details.
Keep looking back and forth from the subject to your line and, back and forth, back and
forth.
again, here, I make sure that my line will end here, so it makes sense later for the
blade of the scissors to connect to the handle.
This way I work my way around the shape until I have the contour done.
Now that the contour is done, start filling the shape.
Keep looking at your subject all the time and keep following your eyes with your pen.
Take your time!
Only when you slow down you will be able to draw what you see, instead of drawing what
you think you know, or what you think you see.
When all details are added, with hatching lines you can add shadows and those will give
your subject a sense of depth.
Don't forget the drop shadow: without it, the subject will be floating rather than sitting
on a surface.
This technique takes a bit of practice, but once you get the hang of it, you'll see
how useful it is!
And if you're ready for more, sign up for a klass at Sketchbookskool.com!
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Milwaukee Police investigating homicide near Miller Valley - Duration: 0:57.
REPORTER INVESTIGATORS SHUT
DOWN THE ROAD AT 39TH AND
MICHIGAN RIGHT BY MILLER VALLEY
AROUND 2:00 THIS AFTERNOON
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT LED UP
TO THE DEADLY SHOOTING.
>> I HEARD ABOUT 5 OR 6 GUNSHOTS
.
THAT IS WHEN I CAME OUT FRONT.
REPORTER: JULIUS THOMAS LIVES
JUST FEET FROM HERE.
HE BELIEVES HE KNOWS THE VICTIM
FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND MADE
SMALL TALK WITH HIM ON THE
SIDEWALK JUST MINUTES BEFORE THE
SHOOTING.
>> IT WAS PEACEFUL WHEN IT
HAPPENED.
IT SOUNDED LIKE FIRECRACKERS.
THEN I SAID, NO THAT SOUNDS LIKE
, GUNSHOTS.
REPORTER: THOMAS AND ANOTHER
NEIGHBOR TELLING US TONIGHT
HEARING GUNSHOTS ISN'T EXACTLY
RARE IN THEIR AREA.
POLICE NOT GIVING US A LOT OF
INFORMATION.
INCLUDING IF THE SHOOTER AND
VICTIM KNEW EACH OTHER.
THEY WILL TELL US THERE COULD BE
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Japan prime minister Abe arrives in Hawaii, visits Punchbowl - Duration: 2:28.
ABE
LANDED IN HAWAII THIS MORNING,
ONE
ELYSSA AREVALO LOOKS AHEAD AT
THE
REST OF HIS VISIT HERE--
INCLUDING AN
HOWARD...I'M TOLD THIS IS ABE'S
FIRST
PEARL HARBOR WILL BE CLOSED DUE
TO
MEMORIAL AND PAID HIS RESPECTS.
FROM THERE, ABE VISITED MAKIKI
CEMETERY AND THEN THE EHIME MARU
SUBMARINE
SURFACED UNDER A JAPANESE
TRAINING
VESSEL.
MEMORIAL IN A SHOW OF
RECONCILIATION
BUILT OVER THE LAST 75 YEARS.
hope"
it's the FIRST TIME A CURRENT
JAPANESE
PRIME MINISTER WILL VISIT THE
HISTORIC
SITE. THIS IS ALSO THE LAST
MEETING ABE
WILL HAVE WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA
BEFORE OBAMA'S TERM IN OFFICE
countries to look over the past
and reconfirm the
value of the alliance and for
future collaborations
between the two countries" PRIME
LAST
MONTH. HIS PRESS SECRETARY TELLS
ME
THE PRIME MINISTER IS HOPEFUL
FOR THE
FUTURE OF JAPANESE AND U-S
RELATIONS
"he conveyed his thoughts on the
basic
issues
24:26 "i think even under the
new administration,
the japan/US alliance will
continue to be the
cornerstone of foreign policy
making 24:35
THE U-S-S ARIZONA MEMORIAL WILL
BE
CLOSED TOMORROW FOR THE
PRESIDENT'S
VISIT.
THE BATTLESHIP MISSOURI MEMORIAL
WILL HAVE LIMITED HOURS AND THE
LATER THIS EVENING PRIME
RECEPTION AT
ON WAKE UP 2DAY FOR FULL
COVERAGE OF
THE PRESIDENT AND PRIME
MINISTER'S
VISIT TO PEARL HARBOR....ELYSSA
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Soggy Tuesday Morning Will Give Way To Clear Skies - Duration: 3:00.
70 FLIGHTS CANCELED AT NEWARK.
RAIN TOMORROW MORNING, NONE
OF THE WHITE STUFF, THOUGH.
IT IS THE SAME STORM SYSTEM
THAT IS BRINGING US THE RAIN.
JUST A DIFFERENT SCENE FOR US.
THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT.
NO RAIN RIGHT NOW.
WE WILL CONTINUE OVER NIGHT AND
THROUGH THE MORNING.
CLEAR SKIES INTO THE SECOND
HALF OF YOUR DAY TOMORROW.
FREEZING RAIN VERY MUCH A
POSSIBILITY FOR NORTH OF THE
CITY AND AN ADVISORY TILL 1:00
A.M.
ORANGE COUNTY AS WELL AND A
SOGGY START FOR YOUR TUESDAY
BUT BY THE AFTERNOON THE
SUNSHINE RETURNS.
TEMPERATURES IN THE MID-50S FOR
HIGHS TOMORROW.
SOME PUSHING 60.
LET'S TAKE YOU LIVE OUTSIDE.
SHOW YOU THE DREARY PICTURE
ACROSS THE CITY SKY LINES.
RAIN DROPS ON THE LENS,
VISIBILITY IS REDUCED.
50 DEGREES.
MISTY AND MILD.
THE READING OUT OF CENTRAL
PARK.
WIND IS CALM AT THE MOMENT.
THEY WILL BE RAMPING UP TONIGHT
INTO THE DAY TOMORROW AND WINDS
GUSTY TUESDAY.
30 MILES PER HOUR.
THE TEMPERATURE TREND IS A MILD
ONE.
TODAY'S HIGH 50.
TOMORROW 57 IS WHERE WE EXPECT
TO LAND.
MID-DAY HOUR.
AND THEN THROUGH THE AFTERNOON,
TEMPERATURES WILL DROP OFF AS
COLD AIR DIVES IN.
HIGH ON WEDNESDAY, CHILLY, 42.
QUITE A DROP OFF BUT THE
SUNSHINE WILL RETURN AS WELL.
THAT IS THE GOOD NEWS.
HERE IS THE SET UP.
WHY THE WILD RIDE?
LOW-PRESSURE SYSTEM AGAIN, SAME
SYSTEM THAT CAUSED ALL THE
ISSUES THROUGH THE DAKOTAS,
MINNESOTA, GREAT LAKES, AND
THEN THIS FOR US IS RAIN.
THE WARM FRONT IS TO THE NORTH.
THE WARM SECTOR OF THE SYSTEM.
WE HAVE THE MILD PUSH OF AIR
OUT OF THE SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST.
AND THEN TOMORROW THE COLD
FRONT WILL CROSS.
WET WEATHER TO START.
CLEAR SKIES BEHIND THE FRONT
AND TEMPERATURES DROPPING
THROUGH THE DAY.
HOUR BY HOUR, HERE WE GO, OVER
NIGHT, CLOUDY SKIES, SHOWERS
MOVING ON THROUGH.
DRIVING INTO WORK TOMORROW, YOU
MAY RUN INTO SHOWERS.
MID-DAY SKIES CLEAR.
BY THE AFTERNOON, SUNSHINE AND
CLOUDS.
AND WEDNESDAY IS LOOKING
FANTASTIC.
SO MUCH COOLER.
LOTS OF SUNSHINE ON WEDNESDAY
WITH HIGHS CHILLY IN THE LOW
40.
THURSDAY LOOKING AT THE
POTENTIAL FOR A WINTER STORM TO
SET UP OFF THE COAST.
AN AREA OF LOW PRESSURE THAT
MAY PUMP IN MOISTURE.
RESULTING IN SNOW, NORTH AND
WEST.
WALKING IT BECAUSE IT COULD GET
MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS.
A LOOK NOW AT YOUR EXTENDED
FORECAST.
TONIGHT WARMING UP.
TOMORROW WE TOP OUT AT 57.
WET START, SUNSHINE TO END AND
BREEZY.
WEDNESDAY 42.
MOSTLY SUNNY SKIES.
CHILLY.
3045 AND WATCHING THE LOW-
PRESSURE SYSTEM THAT MAY
DEVELOP OFF THE COAST.
FRIDAY, 39 DEGREES.
EXPECT PASSING SNOWFLAKES AND
FOR SATURDAY NEW YEAR'S EVE DAY
37.
SUNSHINE AND CLOUDS.
MIDNIGHT, FREEZING, MAYBE
-------------------------------------------
Local businesses prep for New Year's rush - Duration: 1:26.
TO NEW ORLEANS FOR NEXT MONDAY'S
GAME.
BUT THEIR IMPACT IN NEW ORLEANS
GOES FAR BEYOND FOOTBALL.
>> IT'S CERTAINLY DEVASTATING
ANYTIME YOUR PAYCHECK IS CUT OR
YOUR HOURS ARE CUT.
YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE CONCESSIONS
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
REPORTER: RHONDA LINDSEY WORKS
AT LAURAS CANDIES IN THE FRENCH
QUARTER.
>> THE RENT IN THE QUARTER IS
KIND OF HIGH AS IT IS IN A LOT
OF PLACES AND EVEN THOUGH PLACES
LIKE THIS EVEN THOUGH WE ARE A
MOM AND POP SHOP WE DEPEND ON A
HIGH VOLUME OF SALES.
REPORTER: SHE SAYS CHRISTMAS,
NEW YEARS, THE SUGAR BOWL, AND
MARI GARS ARE WHEN SALES ARE
HIGHEST AND SHE RELIES ON THIS
TIME OF THE YEAR TO GET BY.
>> IT IS HARD AND ESPECIALLY IN
THE SUMMER TIME WHEN THINGS ARE
SLOWER AS AN EMPLOYEE OUR HOURS
GET CUT SO THAT HURTS.
AUBRY: AND NEXT DOOR AND NEW
ORLEANS HAMBURGER AND SEAFOOD
THEY ARE INCREASING STAFF AND
, DELIVERIES.
>> WE GET PREPARED EARLY IN THE
YEAR WITH THE CROWD THAT IS
COMING IN.
WE DO HAVE A LOT OF DELIVERIES
AND WHAT WE DO IS WE GET OUR
DELIVERIES A WEEK EARLIER SO WE
CAN PREPARE FOR TODAY AND NEW
YEAR'S EVE AND NEW YEAR'S DAY.
AUBRY: AND AS TOURISTS FROM ALL
ACROSS THE COUNTRY ARE SPENDING
MONEY,
>> YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL A
DIFFERENCE THIS MORNING A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE COMING IN AND
CHECKING IN AND JUST A LOT MORE
PEOPLE HERE NOW.
>> I WAS SURPRISED BY THE AMOUNT
OF PEOPLE.
I DIDN'T THINK THERE WOULD BE
-------------------------------------------
Draw Tip Tuesday - Negative spaces - Duration: 5:19.
Some objects seem complicated to draw, but that's because your mind tells you so.
If you look at the shapes around the subject you want to draw, you'll be able to outline
the shape with more confidence.
I'll show you with this pair of scissors.
Now where do you start?
Well let's first look at the negative shape: highlighted in blue here.
Now, let's filter out all those distracting details.
Just try to ignore them.
Now, focus on the blue space.
With my eyes, I slowly follow the contours of the shape, and I follow with my pen.
So actually, I am looking more at my subject than I am looking at my paper.
I'm looking at the top part of the negative shape.
Then the next large shape, at the right side.
I'm looking at the angle of the shape, so I know that the next line won't be crooked,
but will connect once I start filling in details.
Keep looking back and forth from the subject to your line and, back and forth, back and
forth.
again, here, I make sure that my line will end here, so it makes sense later for the
blade of the scissors to connect to the handle.
This way I work my way around the shape until I have the contour done.
Now that the contour is done, start filling the shape.
Keep looking at your subject all the time and keep following your eyes with your pen.
Take your time!
Only when you slow down you will be able to draw what you see, instead of drawing what
you think you know, or what you think you see.
When all details are added, with hatching lines you can add shadows and those will give
your subject a sense of depth.
Don't forget the drop shadow: without it, the subject will be floating rather than sitting
on a surface.
This technique takes a bit of practice, but once you get the hang of it, you'll see
how useful it is!
And if you're ready for more, sign up for a klass at Sketchbookskool.com!
-------------------------------------------
Portland man gets Christmas miracle - Duration: 1:16.
CAR DOOR.
HE NEVER IMAGINED WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN NEXT.
>> THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON.
AND I BELIEVE, YOU KNOW, HE WILL
GET DOUBLE BLESSED.
>> FOR MICHAEL AL RIS, IT
STARTED OUT LIKE ANY OTHER
CHRISTMAS DAY WITH ANNUAL
TRADITION.
EACH YEAR HE VISITS THE
NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE HE GREW UP.
THE HOLIDAYS ARE TOUGH ON
MICHAEL.
EVER SINCE HIS PARENTS PASSED
AWAY.
>> PASS BUY THE HOUSE AND THE
MEMORIES I HAD WHEN I WAS A KID.
>> AS AL RIS IS ON HIS WAY HOME
HE STOPPED AT DIXIE HIGHWAY AND
MORMON ROAD TO PICK UP A FEW
THINGS.
HE WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE OFF WHEN A
STRANGER KNOCK ON HIS WINTD HE
HAVE.
BEFORE HE HAD A CHANCE TO SEE
WHO IT WAS THE MAN OPENED HIS
DOOR AND SLIPPED A $100 BILL IN
HIS POCKET.
>> HE PUT THE $100 BILL IN MY
POCKET.
YOU SEE R SEEM LIKE YOU NEED IT
THIS DAY.
I DIDN'T HAVE NO TIME TO THANK
HIM AND EVERYTHING.
BUT I WANT TO SHARE WITH
EVERYBODY BECAUSE TO ME THERE IS
SOME REALLY GOOD PEOPLE OUT
THERE.
>> AN ACT OF KINDNESS THAT LEFT
MICHAEL IN SHOCK.
>> IT PUT A SMILE IN MY DAY.
AND IT DEFINITELY CHANGED THE
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Firefighters respond to New Haven condo complex fire - Duration: 3:23.
3
WE BEGIN WITH A DEVELOPING
STORY TONIGHT -- DOZENS ARE
IN NEED OF A NEW HOME.. AFTER
FLAMES RIPPED THROUGH A CONDO
COMPLEX IN NEW HAVEN. GOOD
EVENING, I'M SCOTT MCDONNELL.
DARREN AND ANN ARE OFF. THE
FIRE HAS BEEN BURNING FOR
HOURS -- AT THE HARBOR CLOSE
CONDOMINIUM COMPLEX.
FIREFIGHTERS BATTLING STUBBORN
FLAMES.. TOUGH TO PUT OUT
BECAUSE OF ITS AN OLDER
BUILDING. FRIGID TEMPERATURES
MAKING IT DIFFICULT -- WITH
WATER FREEZING EASILY.
áTWO-THIRDS OF NEW HAVEN'S
FIREFIGHTERS HAVE BEEN CALLED
ON TO BATTLED THE FIRE. THE
HARBOR CLOSE COMPLEX IS OFF
SEA STREET.. NEAR THE 'SHELL
AND BONE OYSTER BAR'.NEWS 8'S
BOB WILSON IS LIVE THERE
TONIGHT.. WITH THE VERY LATEST
DEVELOPMENTS. BOB?
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MARIUSZ SOBCZAKNEW HAVENCHIEF
JOHN ALSTONNEW HAVEN FDKIRAN
KAHANNEW HAVEN--PKG--NATS
FIREFIGHTINGFIRE FIGHTERS
GOING ROOM BY ROOM CONDO BY
CONDO TEARING UP THE FLOOR
REMOVING THE ROOF AS THEY
CHASE THE FLAMES THROUGH 20
UNITS AT THE CONDO COMPLEX THE
CONDO COMPLEX IN NEW HAVEN.NO
SUPERBITEIT LOOKED SCARY
BECAUSE THEY WERE HIGH FLAMES
GOING UP AND LOTS OF SMOKE AND
IT WAS DARK."THE DAY AFTER
CHRISTMAS PEOPLE RUNNING FOR
THEIR LIVES, COMING HOME FROM
WORK TO FIND OUT THEY HAVE
LOST EVERYTHING.MARIUSZ SOBCZAK
NEW HAVENBITE "IT IS SCARY
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR CHILD IS
THERE AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO?"ABOUT 20 CONDO UNITS
DESTROYED MANY MORE DAMAGED BY
SMOKE AS FIRE FIGHTERS BATTLE
THE STUBBORN BLAZE. THE
BIGGEST PROBLEM, THE
CONSTRUCTION. THE FIRE CHIEF
DESCRIBED IT AS A LIGHTWEIGHT
BUILDING IN WHICH FLAMES CAN
TRAVEL QUICKLY AND HYDE.CHIEF
JOHN ALSTONNEW HAVEN FDBITE
"THE REST OF THE NIGHT WE ARE
GOING TO KEEP CHECKING AND
MONITORING WITH INFRARED
CAMERAS WE ALSO HAVE EXPANDED
THE COLLAPSE ZONE BECAUSE WHEN
YOU PUT THAT MUCH WATER INTO A
LIGHTWEIGHT BUILDING AS IT
SEEPS OUT THE POTENTIAL FOR
COLLAPSES HIGH."STAND UPJUST
TO SHOW YOU THE KIND OF
CONDITIONS THE FIREFIGHTERS
ARE WALKING IN. RIGHT HERE IS
ON MUD AS SOON AS YOU COME
OVER HERE A LOT OF WATER AND
WHEN YOU HIT THE METAL STAIRS
THAT IS WHERE IT TURNS INTO
ICE. AND AS THE NIGHT WEARS ON
AND THEY PUT WATER ON THE FIRE
THOSE ICY SPOTS ARE GOING TO
GET BIGGER WIDER AND IT'S
DIFFICULT TO FIND WHERE THEY
ARE. BUT SHE SAYS THEY'RE
KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON FIRE
FIGHTERS."CHIEF JOHN ALSTONNEW
HAVEN FDBITE"THEY ARE PRETTY
TIRED, BUT THERE IS A SHIFT
CHANGE AS WELL, AND WE ARE
ASSIGNING ADDITIONAL PEOPLE AS
WELL. WE ARE USING VACANT
APARTMENTS TO KEEP THEM WARM
AND KEEP THEM HYDRATED, BUT WE
ARE GETTING FRESH TROOPS AT
THE SHIFT CHANGE THIS EVENING."
IN ALL THREE PEOPLE WERE TAKEN
TO THE HOSPITAL, DOZENS OF
OTHERS LEFT HOMELESS... ENTIRE
FAMILIES OUT ON THE STREET,
FORCED TO CARRY WITH LITTLE
BELONGINGS THEY COULD SALVAGE
AND FIND A PLACE TO STAY FOR
THE NIGHT.KIRAN KAHANNEW HAVEN
BITE"WE ARE JUST PLANNING TO
BOOK A HOTEL BECAUSE THE
ELECTRICITY IS OUT AND WE ARE
FEELING REALLY COLD SO WE ARE
JUST GOING TO WARM UP IN A
RESTAURANT AND THEN WE WILL GO
TO A HOTEL AFTER THAT."
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WHETHER THE WATERCRAFT BELONGS
TO HIM OR THE EXPERIENCE HE HAS
MANEUVERING IT.
ORALIA ORTEGA, CBS NEWS TONIGHT.
NEW VIDEO FROM SUBURBAN
CHICAGO.
A MASSIVE BRAWL BREAKING OUT IN
THE FOX VALLEY MALL IN AURORA.
TODAY'S THE SECOND BUSIEST
SHOPPING DAY OF THE YEAR.
THE CROWDS ARE BEING REPORTED
AT MALLS ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
THIS IS THE MOST EXTREME WE
HAVE SEEN.
NO PROBLEMS IN SOUTH FLORIDA
REPORTED, AND THAT'S GOOD,
BECAUSE THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR
THE ECONOMY.
THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS IS IN
-- IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TO
STORES POTTER -- BOTTOM LINE.
Reporter: NO CRAZY DISRUPTIONS
HERE, JUST LOTS AND LOTS OF
PEOPLE.
AS PEOPLE WERE CASHING IN THEIR
GIFT CARDS AND MAKING RETURNS
AND HOPING FOR BARGAINS.
YOU THOUGHT CHRISTMAS EVE WAS
BUSY?
JUST AS MANY IF NOT MORE
SHOPPERS SURGED THROUGH THE
AVENT TOUR MALL THE DAY AFTER
CHRISTMAS.
THIS IS MORE CRAZY THAN
BEFORE CHRISTMAS. I SAVED
LIKE 30, 50, 70, I THINK I
SAVED LIKE $100?
MAYBE.
Reporter: RETURNS ARE A BIG
PART OF POSE CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING.
TWO THIRDS OF PEOPLE TAKE BACK
AT LEAST ONE GIFT.
CAMILLA AND LUKE A HAD TO
RETURN THE SHOES AND JACKET
FROM HER HUSBAND. YOUR
HUSBAND DIDN'T KNOW YOUR SIZE,
A REALLY? THE DRESS AND THE
SHOES, THE WRONG SIZE.
Reporter: RETAILERS SAY
ANYWHERE FROM A THIRD TO HALF
OF CUSTOMERS MAKING A RETURN
END UP BUYING SOMETHING ELSE.
OVERALL, HOLIDAY SALES ARE
EXPECTED TO BE UP ABOUT 4% FROM
LAST YEAR ONLINE SALES A
BROUGHT IN MORE THAN $79
BILLION.
THAT'S NEARLY AN 11% INCREASE.
WITH MORE AND MORE PEOPLE
SHOPPING ONLINE, STORES HAVE
HAD TO COMPETE.
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE SEEN SALE
AFTER SALE BEFORE AND AFTER THE
HOLIDAY. FOR ME AS A SHOPPER,
IT'S THE SAME.
THERE IS NO BIG SALE AFTER
CHRISTMAS.
IT'S JUST THE SAME.
Reporter: COUNT ON CONTINUE
DISCOUNTS AS RETAILERS LOOK TO
KEEP THEIR CASH REGISTERS
RINGING.
THERE WERE EXTRA HOURS HERE,
LOOK FOR EXTENDED HOURS THROUGH
THE WEEK LEADING UP TO NEW
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According to a survey by the European Commission's Economics of Industrial Research and Innovation,…
only four Korean firms -- including LG Electronics, Hyundai Motors and SK Hynix -- made it into
the top 100 this year.
The top 10 includes Google's parent company Alphabet and Microsoft.
Of the top 25-hundred companies listed, 75 were Korean firms, 837 were based in the U.S.
and 590 in the European Union.
The organization says this year's survey is a reflection of the rise in corporate research
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Knowing Life by Inclusion, Not Intellect - Sadhguru - Duration: 3:41.
Sadhguru: The nature of life is such,
one is packed into the other,
other is packed into this and this and this and this.
It will not be realized
because you dissect it,
which is all you can do with your intellect.
Your intellect is a scalpel which is trying to dissect life.
Are you married?
If you want to really know your wife,
today you must take a scalpel and dissect her.
All the beauty of who she is,
if you want to know,
you must dissect her, isn't it?
No.
It will become ugly.
It will not become beautiful.
That's all you are trying to do.
You're trying to know the Existence
using the scalpel of your intellect,
dissecting it.
It will only become ugly.
It will not become beautiful.
So intellect,
which is a simple silly tool
which is useful to handle material aspects of life,
you have raised it to heaven.
You are giving it the glory of heaven,
and think this is everything.
Whatever you see you want to cut it and see.
If you cut open things and see,
you will know one aspect of reality.
You will not the... know the whole of it.
If you open up this man,
you may see how the heart is doing dupu dupu
but you will not know this man.
You will not know the most vital aspect of who he is,
all the other details you will know.
So, with this how far will you go?
Physicality is all that you can cut, isn't it?
Yes?
Physicality is the only thing you can cut.
Can you cut something which is not physical?
And all you got is a knife.
Okay, you also have a wife but...
I'm sure she doesn't let it use it on her,
your intellect.
Does she?
She'll immediately put an end to it,
because she knows this is not going to go anywhere.
There's one thing about woman
the more intellectual you are,
the more trouble you have with women,
because they know this damn knife will not take you far.
It's not by cutting that you will know.
It is by inclusion that you will know.
That your intellect cannot do,
it can only chop.
Chopping
vegetables are okay.
Life doesn't work like that.
You can't chop life and know it.
You have to be... include it.
Only then you know it.
That's a different dimension of intelligence
which intellect cannot do.
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are raising concerns that the incoming administration seems to lack a plan on how to deal with North
Korea.
During an interview with CBS News on Monday, Bonnie Glaser, the senior adviser for Asia
at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, said North Korea is "not an issue
that Trump knows a lot about."
She said the North could pose an existential threat to the U.S. if Pyongyang succeeds in
making a nuclear warhead that could reach U.S. territory.
Glaser also noted that the Trump team doesn't seem to have a full strategy on China.
During his campaign, Trump said he would pressure Beijing to exercise its influence over Pyongyang,
asserting the North is basically China's problem to fix.
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Citing a recent simulation conducted by the Pentagon,... the Seoul-based Defense Agency
of Technology and Quality said Pyongyang is capable of neutralizing the Pacific Fleet's
command center and could even cause significant damage to the electric grid on the U.S. mainland.
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including its high-profile hack of Sony Pictures in 2014.
A year earlier,... Pyongyang hacked into major South Korean broadcasters infecting over 48
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ELLEN EVERY SO OFTEN WE GET
CALLS OR MESSAGES ABOUT
POSSIBLE SIGHTINGS BUT IT'S
RARE FOR SOMEONE TO CATCH IT
ON VIDEO. AND THAT MAKES IT
HARD TO VERIFY. SO IT GOT US
THINKING IF METEORS FALL MORE
OFTEN THAN WE THINK.
3
3
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU
EXPECT TO SEE ON YOUR DRIVE
HOME FROM WORK ---AS ANDREW
GUNNESON DROVE SOUTH ON U-S
131 FROM M-57 -- HIS DASH CAM
CAUGHT THIS QUICK FLASH IN THE
NIGHT SKY -- A METERO FALLING
ON THE HORIZON.WHAT FELL IS
TECHNICALLY A FIREBALL --
BASED ON HOW BRIGHT IT IS --
BUT IT'S NOT CLEAR WHERE
EXACTLY IT FELL AND IF IT EVEN
REACHED THE GROUND. FIREBALLS
FORM ANYTIME SPACE DEBRIS
COLLIDES WITH THE ATOMOSPHERE
-- THEY OFTEN BURN UP AFTER A
FEW SECONDS -- SO IT'S NOT
EASY TO TRACK THE TYPE OF
DEBRIS THAT FELL.GUNNESON
DESCRIBED THE BRIGHT LIGHT AS
GREEN IN PERSON. ACCORDING TO
THE AMERICAN METEOR SOCIETY --
GREEN MEANS THE MATERIAL
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR IS MADE
UP OF NICKEL.THE SOCIETY
TRACKS METEOR SIGHTINGS --
THEY SAY SEVERAL áTHOUSAND
METEORS OF FIREBALL MAGNITUDE
OCCUR IN THE EARTH'S
ATMOSPHERE EACH DAY.IN 2016
ALONE THE AMERICAN METEOR
SOCIETY REPORTS 3703 EVENTS OF
FIREBALLS VISIBLY FALLING
AROUND THE UNITED STATES. 163
OF THOSE WERE REPORTED IN
MICHIGAN.THAT'S ALL BASED ON
REPORTING TO THEIR WEBSITE, SO
THE NUMBER COULD BE MUCH
BIGGER IF THEY FELL DURING THE
DAYLIGHT OR WEREN'T REPORTED.
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YOU CAN REPORT SIGHTINGS TO
THEIR WEBSITE -- WHICH WE'VE
LINKED ON OURS, WOOD TV DOT
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[YTP] Stranger Danger - Duration: 10:05.Another Numberer1 YTP immediately referencing memes...oh boy. Here we go.
What has this got to do with Stranger Things?
oh god what
That's fucked up.
This sounds like 'Romance Film Trailer Song #04'.
Well that was corny.
This isn't even a YTP.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
heheh
Finally.
Is anything going to happen?
OH FUCK YOU
That's a confusing facility.
...didn't he just run down that corridor?
wat
Oh thank god, there's the door.
FUCK.
That doesn't even blend in well.
Aaaah, Real Monsters!
Holy shit, this actually looks like the title.
D-I-C-K-B-U-T-T
You can see how long I've worked on this project because Harambe memes.
LINE RIDER YEAAAAAAAAH
Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants.
At least he's honest.
Yes, please do.
suahnuF <3
This is pretty much true.
Originally, this was 'Jesus Christ it's JASON BOURNE' but that meme died long ago.
Fuck yeah.
Damn straight.
Rest in RIP.
That's some quality attention to detail right there, I tell you hwat.
This sound was made by jiggling a novelty breast stress ball.
...whilst simultaneously masturbating.
I suck at sentence mixing.
He sells tits?
That's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think?
"The Gang Gets Maimed By An Interdimensional Anus Monster"
Lazy joke #4043
That's hilarious.
Okay.
:O
Hi.
What have I done
Wasn't this guy in love with the evil lady? Or is that after this? Either way...don't jizz on kids.
Now this is an old reference.
This...is not.
KILL IT.
Lazy sauce joke #46578290
I don't have black friends.
That's clearly an Xbox.
That line worked too well.
No means no.
RAPE.
Hey look, some sort of continuity.
But wait, there's even more old references!
Good ol' soundboards.
GRAND DAD?!
That's an orgy.
Couldn't find the word "nine" so "seven" will have to do.
I'LL STAB U CUNT
Getting some Leo Koutakis vibes here...
WE ARE NUMBERER1
That little black kid is dedicated.
True Grit, in case you were wondering.
YOUR COOKING SUCKS.
I have absolutely no idea where this idea came from.
SUBTLE BEETLEJUICE REFERENCE INSTEAD OF USING THE SONG FROM BEETLEJUICE CAUSE THE VIDEO WOULD PROBABLY HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN IF I DID...BUT I DIDN'T SO HERE'S ABOUT A SECOND OF THIS LADY FROM THAT MOVIE DOING THE THING.
Speaking of old memes...
JOJ CEEC
Correct.
lol, america
This is barely even edited.
HOLY FUCKING COCKS
Why the hell did the mask flicker? All I wanted to do was say "hey sexy" but NOOOOO, Premiere had to fuck it up by making it flicker for a second. I don't care if nobody notices it or cares. HOW DARE THEY ADD A SINGLE FRAME OF SLIGHT DARKNESS AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
The incest is mutual.
He ain't got no teeth, but you best believe he got beef.
God I love the Liquify tool.
Way to go. Just push over the guy that was trying to sell tits. This is abuse.
KILL HIM
Fucking Christ.
Ok.
Oh god not her
POLITICAL COMMENTARY OH YES
This original scene had to be inspired by The Shining, surely.
She looks weird.
NOW LOOK AT THIS POSTER THAT I JUST FOUND
Where'd the poster go?
AYYY FUGGETABOUTIT
Probably the laziest joke I've ever made.
After Effect's tracking really fucked up here.
Desperately Seeking Snans.
She'll do whatever it takes to get the JOJ.
Oh ok.
Originally he said "AND WE WERE ALL DISABLED" and I was gonna make the black kid go "Umm no, just you." but that required effort.
Yes.
I fucking love this video.
WHAT.
Exactly.
TITLOL That doesn't really make much sense now that I think about it.
do it fgt
And now he flies to safety!
...oh
Isn't that the kid right there?
wtf
;)
REUSED JOKE #4286U50624870697324TQ8U9Y45OGWRYWE8796YT5ERGOUDPYHURFUCKYOU
I completely forgot to add sound here.
can confirm
...we what?
...what hilarious thing is she gonna say?
Ah.
Probably my favourite scene due to how fucking stupid it is.
What a heartfelt scene indeed.
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK
Tiny Tom
Hey, it's that default Green Screened explosion that everyone uses.
Oh that's it.
You're welcome.
I agree.
...but...
Yes we get it.
Did you have any to start off with?
Bye.
Predictable easy-target joke coming in 3...
...2...
...1
ok all done byebye subscribe to someone better
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Knowing Life by Inclusion, Not Intellect - Sadhguru - Duration: 3:41.Sadhguru: The nature of life is such,
one is packed into the other,
other is packed into this and this and this and this.
It will not be realized
because you dissect it,
which is all you can do with your intellect.
Your intellect is a scalpel which is trying to dissect life.
Are you married?
If you want to really know your wife,
today you must take a scalpel and dissect her.
All the beauty of who she is,
if you want to know,
you must dissect her, isn't it?
No.
It will become ugly.
It will not become beautiful.
That's all you are trying to do.
You're trying to know the Existence
using the scalpel of your intellect,
dissecting it.
It will only become ugly.
It will not become beautiful.
So intellect,
which is a simple silly tool
which is useful to handle material aspects of life,
you have raised it to heaven.
You are giving it the glory of heaven,
and think this is everything.
Whatever you see you want to cut it and see.
If you cut open things and see,
you will know one aspect of reality.
You will not the... know the whole of it.
If you open up this man,
you may see how the heart is doing dupu dupu
but you will not know this man.
You will not know the most vital aspect of who he is,
all the other details you will know.
So, with this how far will you go?
Physicality is all that you can cut, isn't it?
Yes?
Physicality is the only thing you can cut.
Can you cut something which is not physical?
And all you got is a knife.
Okay, you also have a wife but...
I'm sure she doesn't let it use it on her,
your intellect.
Does she?
She'll immediately put an end to it,
because she knows this is not going to go anywhere.
There's one thing about woman
the more intellectual you are,
the more trouble you have with women,
because they know this damn knife will not take you far.
It's not by cutting that you will know.
It is by inclusion that you will know.
That your intellect cannot do,
it can only chop.
Chopping
vegetables are okay.
Life doesn't work like that.
You can't chop life and know it.
You have to be... include it.
Only then you know it.
That's a different dimension of intelligence
which intellect cannot do.
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