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This bird is mine.
It's ours. This bird is mine.
It's ours.
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Mine
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Hey, I'm telling all of you, this bird is mine.
It's mine. It alights on my family's land in evening.
That's right.
You're not old enough to speak here. The bird passing my land is mine. Who do you think it belongs to?
You know, it sleeps on my land. So, it belongs to 3 of us. This bird is similar with man. He works on farm by day, but where he sleeps by night is their home.
Is that right, every one?
Yes, yes, yes. Is that right, every one?
Do you mean to take my bird for nothing?
Nonsence, Are you playing game on me?
I'm district magistrate. The birds on this district belong to me. They fly to and they alight on where I decide. Is that clear?
Sir, I don't want everything turn up like that, but…
I don't want to hear anymore…
You know, You have been suing persistently to each other for 30 years, since you were young. Now, all of you are old but you're keeping on doing that.
You're not bored with suing endlessly, are you?
Sir, I can't help bringing them to the court, for smelly toilet, and now, they mean to take my bird.
Stop, It is not because of the bird. I know everything, you do that because of their land, don't you?
I had known since I was secretary recording minutes. Up to now, I has been magistrate for 15 years, I couldn't be promoted to County because of your case.
Sir, You can't get promotion but you have everything here. Delicious foods, good tastes, money are plenty. If you help me to finish my case, I will remember your kindness forever.
I'm tired with you. If you had wanted to finish this case 10 years ago, you would have paid more money. Now, this case has been highlighted. How can I give an unfair decision?. If everyone knows, I will be killed for that.
So, what can I do?
A bad compromise is better than a good lawsuit. Turn your dam gate to the other way, you will not see their faces any more.
It's easy to turn my gate, but how can I turn my big house to the other side?
Ask shaman Den, pay him for turning your house to the other side.
The current side of my house bring good luck to my family, turning it may cause some bad luck to me.
You idiot!
Come over here!
They've offered to change a new land and field for you, and added more money. Why don't you think it over?
Sir, we have been living on this land for generations. We have to keep it for ancestor worship. It's our ancestor's purpose. I can't do any thing in spite of their purpose.
I don't care… So, Deal with your problems. I'm tired with your case.
If you don't, dismiss the court!
Sir, please!
Dismiss! Dismiss! Dismiss!
Remember my face!
I'm gonna slap on your face by slip-on.
I was glad to come the court once for a couple of months. Now, you're feeling bad too, don't you?
Listen up! There is a heirloom in our house. It reminds us to keep ancestor land for any price. You couldn't work for anyone even you're starving. You know what I mean?
You're right. I get it.
You see. He's getting better than you.
My grandson, you should study harder to become successful. You understand, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I want our Mug take part in Imperial examination but we are too poor.
I think we should find a spouse for him. A wisdom woman can be a wife and a teacher at same time. Kill two birds with one arrow.
Yes.
Why are you so shy? A man should buy his own buffalo, find his own wife, and then build his own house. But you should reverse this process. You've already had a house. Our big house blocks the view of landlord's biggest house in the village. You ought to do 2 things: getting married first and then taking part in Imperial examination.
But I don't know who can be my wife.
Good, he has strength as well as will. Every girl wants to be his wife.
I think that, our family is not bad. He is not worse than anyone in this village. Landlord's daughter is appropriate to be his wife.
I think so.
If she becomes our daughter in law, she will be Mug's teacher and our family will have more labour force.
Kill two birds with one arrow.
Your father and son, repair the house. I'm going to landlord's home to ask him for letting her to marry you.
We agree that you will marry landlord's daughter.
Why are you so wise?
Slow down, girl.
Dad, today I'm going to fry frog meat with betel leaves for you having it with.
Whatever. My taste is not good today.
Mug's family pissed you off again?
You see. Their toilet's smell flows to our house in the same time every day. I can't put up with. Damn it! This terrible smell is flowing to our house. I can't put up with!
What a terrible smell!
The poorer they are, the worse smell they make. I give money to them for getting our of my sight, but they don't agree. I have to give them a blow.
In this village, only Mug's family is not working for you, so what can you do?
I'm thinking about it over and over again.
Do you know that appetence makes people getting worse? Eating for living, not living for eating. You should control your hunger. Eat enough to live and learn more, do you understand?
Why your rice piece is so big while you are small?
Meat has been rottened in sunlight
Who let you eat the water melon?
I teach you to live as an honest person, not a rude one who claims to dessert after finishing the meal.
Just full your stomach.
It's time for meals. Let's eat.
Teacher, what's wrong with you?
Mug, I don't know what's happened to him. Please, help him.
Teacher, what's wrong with you?
What's happened to you? I am going to hold your legs.
I'm feeling flushed, maybe it's too hot.
He may be choking.
Choking
Somebody help me, please. There is a man choking.
Help him
How?
Garden egg. He is choking on a garden egg.
What have you done?
It's still eatable. You said we should save our food.
Thank Mug for helping us. We will return soon.
Mug's family is blessed. All of our children are sons for 3 generations. We don't have this inheritance without talent.
Let me fill your cup. We cheer up for Mug's family.
Hello grandpa, dad.
Where did you go?
I've just save the Teacher's life.
I told you chopped down the bamboo to build our house, why did you come to save Teacher?
I've forgotten. I'll come back to find it.
You're absent-minded. We must let him get married soon.
It's great that we see eye to eye with each other. About asking for his wife, I'll do.
Master, master!
Master, Mug's grandfather wants to meet you.
He wants to meet me in early morning. What for? Shall he sell his land to me?
Oh, the dragon visits the shrimp.
Neighbours should spend some time on visiting each others.
You said what? Who is the shrimp, who is the dragon?
You are shrimp, I'm dragon. Dragons have whiskers as my moustache.
Dragons also have whiskers.
If you have thought carefully, please say it quickly.
Straight up, We've decided that asking Miss To for getting married with my grandson – Mug.
What? Your grandson Mug wants to getting married with my daughter?
So what?
You have a lot of nerve.
He is not well suited to my daugher. Look over your family background.
Everything is fine. Our family members are strong and smart. We have land and house. Is that right?
We have had our own property for generations. We don't work for anyone or beg anyone for foods. I think my grandson and Miss To are well match to one another. From rags to riches and back again in three generations. He is the third generations.
You are funny. Poor you, look over your family. You have nothing but tooth and …
And what?
And bare foot. Thus you want to be my family relative in law… oh my god, it's funny.
Shut up!
It's great that relative in law is next door neighbour
Alright. I'm selecting son in law in a contest. You tell Mug to take part in if he's good enough. I've already given him a chance.
Ok. He is not afraid of this kind of contest. It's a chance to show off our family's talent.
The servant is right. If Mug and my daughter get married, I'll have chance to take Mug's land and house. Then, I'll expel their family from the house. I will let To get back my house. Every thing will be fine. But Persuading To to folow my plan is hard.
To, come over here!
Yes, dad.
Sit down, I feel worsen day by day while you are in age of marriage. I mean to find a husband for you before too late.
Why, are there informations of selecting King's wife?
No, there has been no information of Royal for years, so take care of yourself first. I mean to….
I'm getting married with no one but King. No one is well suited to me.
Listen to me. I'll prepare a contest to select your husband. Man wanting to be your husband must take part in literatural and martial rounds. It will more difficult than Imperial Contest.
The winner is not better than King, but he is not less than much.
How can we find a man good in both literatural and martial arts from a dumb of poor man with bare foot?
Hey, they are not only man in this village. They come from the different villages. Maybe, there are some talented persons around here who haven't had a chance to show off.
I doubt that no one in this village like you said.
Listen to me, even if King selecting wife when you've found husband, I will let you go to the Capital. There's nothing I can't do.
If you keep on waiting until you are old, no one will marry you. I'm your dad, I wants only what is best for you.
Oh my god. Organizing this contest doesn't make any sense. All candidates in three day are poor men with bare foot, or disabled men. I'm going bankrupt for this contest.
Be patient. Maybe, some talented persons appear in literatural round today.
I've just reminded. Why hasn't Teacher come yet?
Yes, no, yes, no….
Straight up, I've been constipated for couple days … I have to sit in this position for feces discharged easily when it comes.
When it comes, you should go to toilet at home. There is not any toilet here.
Villagers are proud of your hygiene routine. I discharge out there whenever I like. I'm sick. Doctor said that I should discharge whenever it comes.
Teacher!
What? Why do you run like seeing ghosts? Stand up when you're talking to me.
Sir, it's time for selecting husband for Lanlord's daughter.
I have nothing to do with Landlord's daughter. I don't keep my eyes on her.
But he asked you for being judge in literatural round.
Damn it! He has told me for couple days, but I forgot because of constipation.
Hey, you haven't paid for it
What?
Money. You haven't paid for it.
Money. Money. You haven't paid for it.
Money.
Yes, I always forgot.
Quickly, An early riser is sure to be in luck. Coming late in wedding party, you will have a meal of leftovers.
The best candidates are trying to eliminate the others. Our Mug is smart. Mug, I have a sweet potato. Have it to get strength for the contest.
I'll have it when I finish the examination.
Ok
Hello Teacher. After choking few days ago, are you fine?
Please lower your voice. I'm fine.
You also come for contest?
Yes, sir.
She has been the apple of my eye for a while. This is a good chance to get married with her.
That's a good ideal. She is a daughter of rich family. She have also knowledge. No one can compare with her.
Forgive me. But my family always says that: "Better learn your wife than your teacher". Getting married a good wife and having a good teacher at the same time…
Today is the last day of contest, but there are so many competitors.
It's ok, it's ok.
It may a good chance to repay for Mug.
Competitors are so many, but the talented persons have finished their exams.
So, I will try my best to bring her home.
Mug is still a mug. He is idiot but doesn't know who he is.
Repaying you for saving my life, I will help you to fulfill your wish. Let me see how you can deal with her.
Please, Mr. Mug is going to show off his literatural talent.
Let me see what the trick he can do is.
Great, That's great. His movements really make sence. He's already told us, you know that?
Tell what? He only sits on the ground and says nothing.
He is telling us by his movement. "Sitting on the grass as good as on the jade bed". He means to say he didn't come here for the Landlord's weathy.
He's better than I think. Let me see.
Mug, listen up, I treasure my daughter as gold branches and jade leaves. You can't take her as soon as you want.
It has been crushed. I have to eat.
Are you comparing Miss To with flowers in poem "Flowers are borned with beauty, but they undergo hardship of wind and dew"? Oh my god, you're brilliant.
He has just answered to you.
What? All he did are eating and laughing.
Sir, he did nothing but laughing, he means "The beauty of flowers belongs to the nature; It is not concern to any one". He likes Miss by beauty in her heart, not in her face. He's intelligent, is that right?
Yes, yes.
He's my grandson, my grandson!
Everyone, Landlord has got plenty of gold and silver, thousands miles of land, but he has only a daughter. So he needs a son in law having martial and literatural talents. Mrs Mug has just showed off his intelligence. Now, I want him to prove his bravery.
Swim through this lake.
Just a small lake, can you do?
Do it, do it
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me tell you something. I have hobby of raising alligators. There are some alligators in the lake. I love to watch dangerous game. Carefully, Mug. They haven't eaten for 3 days.
My grandson, quickly, quickly
Damn it, who the hell pushed me into the lake?
He's done.
My penis has been almost beaten by alligators He's done.
My penis has been almost beaten by alligators
My grandson almost lost penis.
You win, you're good.
Come back here. I have something to say.
Hey, daughter.
Dad, I will not get married him. I can't stand his face.
I think he's ok.
What? You go and marry him if you want.
Girls just need a healthy and kind man.
He's strong and kind. I'll give you more money, so you will have everything you need.
No. I just want to be a queen.
Shut up. Just dream to be King's second wife. He's already had a queen, understand?
Listen to me. You will be Mug's wife in a short time. If you help me to take his family's signs on Agreement of land sale, I'll give you any thing you want.
Oh. You are planning to take their land. You don't love me.
I love you, but I need you love me a little bit.
Listen to me…
Ladies and gentlemen, in three days of contest with hundreds candidates, some of them is good in literatural art; some of them is good in martial art. But there is only one person who good in both. He is Mr.Mug.
Mug, take care of my daughter.
Rest your mind. Your wine, I may smell but I'll never drink.
My grandson has already had wife to continue family's bloodline.
Oh my god. How can you sleep until this time?
You will get married in next several days. Your father and son, wake up and fix the roof for me.
She is the daughter of rich family. Our house should be tidy.
Leave her alone. She should get used to our family's routine.
Give her more time. She is living in clover. She can't stand our family's routine.
I intended to clean up the house but I overslept.
Sleep in hell. Wake up and go outside.
Fix the roof for me. If it rains, everything in the house will get wet.
Follow me.
Give it to me. I am climbing up the roof. Stand here and throw up the rope.
What are you doing
I'm chopping down banana leaves. I think cogon grasses are too small for covering the roof. Banana leaves is big enough for this purpose.
That's great. Why I don't think about it sooner? Let me help you.
Our Mug is very brilliant. Throw away all the piece of rice straw. Cover banana leaves on the roof.
Yes. Our Mug is very brilliant. Throw away all the piece of rice straw. Cover banana leaves on the roof.
We've almost done. Climb down there. Mug, go to the garden and pick up a semi - ripe papaya. I'll make papaya salad and use it with wine.
Grandpa, dad, having a good meal.
I like whatever you do. This salad tastes good.
I know you got a special requirement for the salads, so I have chopped down a whole papaya tree to get one making the salad.
What? Chop down your father! You have chopped down a whole papaya tree for one. Where will we take papaya for the next meals?
Who did you curse?
I cursed his father, not mine
We will plant a new one. Or you put it top into the soil, new roots will be developed.
So the chopped-down tree will born one more tree, So we will have two trees. Mug should chop down all the trees in plan tomorrow.
I don't worry about rain any more.
Mug. Bring me the ladder and hold on it. I'm going to climb up and chop down this branch to prevent it from falling over our house in coming storm.
Put it down and hold it on. Don't go anywhere.
Mug, bring me the ladder!
Yes
You idiot! Do you mean to kill me?
Why are you sitting on the ground
Are you ok
Are we inside the house? Why is it raining cats and dogs?
It's cool!
Banana leaves has been dried. We have to cover the roof again because of your ideal.
If we don't try banana leaves, we will not know that using cogon grasses to cover the roof is better.
The rain has just stopped. You should snatch the opportunities to cover the roof. Thus, we will have dry place for sleeping.
Daughter. It is the sale house aggrement that I prepared. You ought to wait them sleep and get their finger prints on this agreement. Remember, don't sleep with him.
If you sleep with him, you will be pregnant and you will not be King's wife anymore.
He is strong as buffalo. How can I stop him?
It's ok. This is a book of trick questions. Tell him that he have to answer the questions if he want to sleep with you. You know that no one in their family can answer these trick questions.
These are some pieces of ginseng. If you are hungry, have it to keep your strength. I give you all of them.
Oh, one more thing. This is a a needle. If your mother is still alive, she will teach you to use it. But she's gone, so I'll do it.
I don't know sewing things. What do you give that needle for?
For protecting your self. If he forces you, use this needle to hurt him. He will be scared. When I had just got married with your mum, she used the needle hurted me for a while.
I don't know what we will bring to bride family to ask for a girl's hand avoiding their underestimate thought to our family.
We have nothing. You don't have to think it over.
Will I work for Landlord in a year to get money? This money will be a gift to Mug when he get married. I still have strength. What do you think?
No, I don't allow you to work for the others.
So, make your decision.
Buffalo, you have been living with us for a long time. Because of Mug family, I'll let you living with them tomorrow.
I've made up my mind. Our family is poor but not lower.
Is Landlord home? Open door for your son in law!
Your family is going to the field today?
No, I'm coming to ask for a girl's hand for my grandson. This is a gift, you see. Open the door.
Come in, please.
Today, I'm asking for your daughter's hand. Thank you for raising her up. This buffalo is our gift. The other gifts will be brought to you when my grandson passes Imperial examination.
I have many buffaloes, you can keep it as my gift to my daughter and her husband.
Yes
Miss. You are getting married and leaving me alone, aren't you?
Go away, give up the tail. I'm bringing the bride to home. If you follow the bride to our home, you will not be adopted. Come back your home.
Go
Have a good meal, grandpa.
It appears like a chicken's leg. (sweet potatoes)
Yes
Its taste and chicken's are alike. We have a delicious meal.
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