Youtube daily report Dec 26 2016

(Smiling)

Good morning, William.

Are you awake?

Come here.

(He starts the day with a morning kiss.)

Good morning.

Let me check your diaper.

(He checks William's diaper.)

Did you poop in the morning?

(He checks the disaster.)

My goodness, let's go.

My goodness, let's go.

Wait a minute.

(Running)

While Sam draws a bath,

Gaji passionately greets William.

(I see that you pooped.)

(Stop it!)

(Gaji shows affection.)

(Sam is working on his own.)

(I must tell him about this situation.)

Dad.

(Gaji is harassing me.)

(Gaji leaves.)

William.

You need a bath.

You pooped.

(Is the case closed?)

Don't harass him.

(Surprised)

(How did he know?)

(He cleans William's buttocks.)

Now...

(He lets out a deep sigh.)

How do I do this?

Today's my first time bathing him alone.

I've only ever acted as an assistant

when my wife bathed him.

Since it's slippery, I don't know where to grab.

I am nervous.

(He takes a deep breath.)

(He carefully puts William in the water.)

What is this?

(His heavy breaths shows his nervousness.)

William.

What is this?

Let's wash your hair first.

(He's bathing William on his own.)

What is happening? Why are you so calm?

(Smiling)

(Rubbing)

I will wash your hair first.

Now,

I will make sure nothing goes into your eyes.

This isn't a work for one person.

It needs three people.

Let's wash your legs.

Let's hurry up. My goodness, that's your willy.

(Dad...)

(He works hard in a kneeling position.)

Buttocks.

(He became confident.)

He is doing a good job of bathing William.

(He successfully finished bathing William.)

Do you want to put on clothes you received as a gift?

(My gift?)

These are clothes

- Rohee used to wear. / - Really?

I wanted to give them to you as a gift.

This is good to wear between seasons.

(I will wear it well.)

Who are you?

You are so cute.

(William the Mario appeared.)

(His cuteness makes Sam sing the background music.)

(It's like a scene from the game.)

Hey, hold on.

You're missing a mustache.

(He prepares an item.)

William.

(He gives William a pacifier.)

My goodness, he looks 100 percent like Mario.

(The Hammington family's parody)

(Mission Impossible)

This time, William turned into Tom Cruise.

Spider-Man!

(Flying)

Spider-Man!

("Spider-Man")

Spider-Man!

(He flies like a butterfly and lands on Gaji.)

(Take this.)

Spider-Man, help me.

(Spider-Baby protects the city.)

Help me.

(This time, it's a rodeo.)

(They go forward as soon as he rides the dog.)

Forward.

(He is making the sound with his mouth.)

I am Spider-Man.

(Sam is exhausted.)

After playtime, William takes a nap.

He looks so innocent.

(He is having a tasty dream.)

(Sam is about to fall asleep as well.)

(Ringing)

(Don't wake William up.)

- Hello. / - Hello.

(A familiar voice is heard.)

- Hello, Rohee. / - Say hello to Uncle Sam.

Hi, Sam.

Why is this so hard?

Would you like me to visit tomorrow?

I would be grateful.

Show him your wink. Wink.

Wink. That was her wink.

Show him a smile. There you go.

(It's a kind smile.)

She has a beautiful smile.

Can you give me a laugh?

(She laughs as she has learned.)

Smile. Smile.

(She smiles as she has learned.)

She understands words.

That's amazing.

She has a lot of hair now,

so she can sport pigtails.

- Where is William? / - He is sleeping.

William is sleeping.

- Let's be quiet. / - The thing is,

I have a favor to ask.

I haven't had a chance to shower.

- Really? / - I haven't had a chance to shower.

Would you please watch him if he wakes up?

I will do that.

- I will take a quick shower. / - Okay.

What were their names? Tofu?

Was it Gamja?

What were their names? Tofu.

(He uses whatever name came to his mind.)

Tofu? I guess it's not Tofu.

They're not responding.

(What was it?)

Gaji and Mandu.

That's right.

Their names are Gaji and Mandu.

Where did Tofu come from?

Rohee takes after his dad and is good at cleaning.

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go.

(She cleans with passion.)

I am sorry.

(Sam comes back after washing up.)

(William chooses the perfect timing to wake up.)

- Is he awake? / - I think he is.

It seems like William is awake.

(Did William wake up?)

(He appears with background music.)

Rohee, it's William.

Uncle Taeyoung is here.

You have a nice smile.

Say hi to him.

(It's good to see you, William.)

There you go. He is a cute baby.

Whose overall is this?

Rohee, you handed down that overall.

(That overall is mine.)

(He suddenly becomes teary-eyed.)

What's wrong? Do you want to come to me?

- Go to Uncle Taeyoung. / - Why are you tearing up?

It's okay.

It's okay.

(He smiles when Taeyoung holds him.)

Goodness. So you wanted Uncle Taeyoung to hold you?

My goodness.

Were you acting?

You were acting, right?

William has many facial expressions. He is very cute.

Exactly how old is William?

He'll be five months old soon.

You should start him on baby food soon, then.

What do you plan to do about baby food?

I'll use baby formula from Korean and foreign brands.

In Korea, babies are fed thin rice gruel.

MSG?

Thin rice gruel. It's made with rice.

Thin rice gruel.

Then you gradually add beef and other ingredients.

Beef, carrot...

My wife rarely eats meat.

- Really? / - Yes.

I'm worried that William won't like meat either.

It's my wish to go to a barbecue place with William.

I think he takes after you.

- He will like meat. / - I hope so.

(Please.)

First, you soak the rice in water.

How long do I soak the rice?

I think I soaked it for about 30 minutes.

30 minutes to an hour.

(I am hungry.)

(The soaked rice is then blended.)

(He has the eyes of Vectorman.)

That's how you cook it.

Then you boil it over low heat.

It's ready.

- It's ready? / - Yes.

(Give it to me quick.)

There you go.

William, this is a historical moment.

We should take a picture.

I made a tasty meal.

(Rohee is curious as well.)

He is eating it well. My goodness.

Is it good?

(It's tasty.)

(Sam smiles.)

There you go.

(I am glad he likes it.)

(He sticks out his tongue.)

Is it tasty?

- You greedy boy. / - You like it.

He's savoring it because he loves it.

(He wants to eat it over and over again.)

(She gives a spoonful of love.)

He is eating well.

There is another item.

- There's another item? / - Let's see if he likes it.

Okay.

(Concentrating)

Sam tries making

Australian baby food with avocado.

He mashes avocado thoroughly,

then adds water and powdered milk.

(Mix it with water and powdered milk.)

It's a simple recipe.

(Sam's Australian baby food is complete.)

William.

Let's try this.

Try it.

How does it taste?

(It's a new world.)

Is it tasty? I think this is

- the most fun I had. / - Really?

It's fun to feed William.

Don't be greedy.

(The sight of food is enough to make him happy.)

(He holds the spoon himself.)

(Staring)

(Hurry up.)

(He pulls the spoon to eat the food.)

He pulled the spoon.

(Why didn't I get this sooner?)

You shouldn't use your hands.

For more infomation >> William's House - William's thousand facial expressions [The Return of Superman / 2016.12.25] - Duration: 11:17.

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Haeun's first birthday party [The Return of Superman / 2016.12.25] - Duration: 11:31.

There are guests at Soeul and Daeul's house.

It's the twins.

Did you buy it at the mart?

- Yes. / - Really?

Are those your sister, your dad and you?

That's right.

Do you have a toy fish?

I have a big toy fish.

- Does it move? / - Yes.

Look at this one.

It's Shamu.

- What is it? / - Shamu.

Do you have more toys?

(He lends a toy dinosaur he cherishes.)

- How scary! / - It's tyrannosaurus.

Isn't that a lizard?

It's a dinosaur.

- It's a dinosaur? / - It's tyrannosaurus.

- I like brachiosaurus. / - Brachiosaurus?

Look.

It's brachiosaurus.

It's a big tyrannosaurus.

Tyrannosaurus.

(He is excited to see the dinosaurs.)

Come on out, come on out.

(He is funny.)

Come on out, come on out.

Daeul, is it nice to have the boys around?

Really?

Which one should I leave behind?

Should I leave behind Seoeon or Seojun?

(Who will be chosen by Daeul?)

Seoeon?

I want Seojun.

Really?

Can I leave both of them behind?

Will you be okay with that?

Shall we do that?

Shall we ask Seoeon and Seojun to live here?

Maybe they can stay for a day. Really?

For dinner today...

- Everyone, for dinner today... / - Chicken.

No. We'll go to a place where there are all dishes.

Daeul, do you know what the first birthday party is?

- It's a baby's birthday party. / - Sorry?

It's a baby's birthday party.

Soeul, what did you grab on your first birthday?

- Money. / - Money.

- What about Daeul? / - I will be rich.

What item did Daeul grab?

Daeul?

- He grabbed a stethoscope. / - A stethoscope.

I apparently picked rice cake.

- You picked rice cake? / - That's right.

I saw the picture.

Only the rice cake was in front of me.

(The rice cake was in the front row.)

Only the rice cake was in front of me.

Thread, pen and such were on the second row.

There was another dad who used the same trick.

(What you need to pick has been decided.)

(He calls Taeyoung.)

- Hello. / - Hello, Taeyoung.

What's the occasion?

What are you talking about? We should go today.

Go where?

The first birthday party.

Is it today?

Yes, it is. Let's leave around the same time.

It's the first birthday of Haeun,

the girl who looks just like her parents.

(It's Haeun's first birthday.)

(Welcome.)

Hello.

Haeun, so many people are here to congratulate you.

Hello. Thank you for coming.

Thank you.

Give me a kiss.

(I will give you a kiss when we become close.)

- Hi. / - Hello.

Gosh, my sister-in-law is here.

Congratulations.

- Thank you so much. / - Don't mention it.

- Thank you for coming. / - I just got here.

(Choi Ran)

Hello.

(She is a pretty girl.)

What a pretty princess!

How are you so pretty?

The Superman families have arrived.

- Hello. / - Hello.

- Did you come without your wife? / - Yes.

I was in a hurry.

- Hello. / - Hello.

- Is it your first time meeting him? / - Yes, it is.

Then you should say hello properly.

Hello, it's nice to meet you.

- You should speak casually. / - Yes, please do.

- It's Uncle Hwijae. / - Do you remember me?

Bow to Uncle Hwijae.

- There you go. / - Hello, Rohee.

- This is Uncle Bumsoo. / - Hello.

- She can bow standing up. / - Really?

- Really? / - Stand up.

- Hello. / - My goodness.

(It's nice to meet you.)

- There you go, Daeul. / - Hello.

- Good job. Let's go. / - Let's go.

Hold my hand.

I want to hold Rohee's hand.

- Rohee. / - Rohee, hold her hand.

(Rohee holds Soeul's hand.)

(Seoeon holds Soeul's hand, too.)

What a nice picture.

(Hurry up, Dad.)

Look at Soeul.

Do you want a doll?

(She reaches for her doll.)

(Staring)

(She gives her doll to Taeyoung)

(and focuses on the doll from Soeul.)

(Rohee likes it.)

Say, "Thank you."

(Thank you.)

It's so good to have you here.

(These two men look uncomfortable.)

- Thank you so much. / - Don't mention it.

- Let's meet up sometime. / - Sure.

They look so awkward.

- They look so awkward. / - I know.

(They played a couple in "Secrets of Women".)

I am fine.

Wait a minute. Let me check if you have a fever.

(Gyojin, close your eyes.)

You and Minsuk make a better couple.

Gyojin, you look like the third wheel.

- You look like the third wheel. / - Do I?

This is awkward.

Minsuk almost overturned the table

when the three of you entered.

Thank you so much for coming.

- Let's meet up sometimes. / - That would be nice.

Thank you for coming. Please enjoy the dinner.

Please enjoy the dinner.

(They greet their superman families.)

- Hello. / - Hello.

- Hello. / - Are you eating dinner?

- Hello. / - Yes, we are.

- Say hello. / - Thank you for coming.

(Seoeon puts down his spoon politely.)

Thank you so much.

- Hi. / - My goodness, hello.

Do you know me?

- Hello, Daeul. / - Say hello.

- Say hello. / - Rohee.

- Say hello. / - She is very pretty.

- Say, "Thank you." / - Hello, Rohee.

- Hello. / - Soeul, you look very nice.

Seoheun.

Hello, Seoheun.

- Where is Jiho? / - He has a shoot.

He should have come with me.

Thank you for coming.

- I will go to your birthday party. / - Please come.

(Please come.)

- Thank you for coming. / - Thank you.

Bumsoo, this is Jiho's wife.

- She's Jiho's wife. / - Hello.

- Hello. / - Hello.

When is her first birthday?

It's in the second week of December.

- It's coming up. / - That's right.

She's the youngest one in the program.

- She is done eating. / - Hello.

Say hello.

(The first birthday party starts.)

Sing it, Dad.

(Singing diligently)

Sing it, Mom.

(Happy birthday, dear Haeun)

Let's sing together!

(Happy birthday, Haeun.)

Give her a big hand.

Blow the candle.

(They blow out Haeun's first birthday candle.)

Thank you.

- Thank you. / - Thank you.

Becoming a father made me realize

the importance of expressing love to my parents.

We want to thank our parents for raising us well.

We will raise Haeun well as a mother and a father.

- Thank you. / - Thank you.

Please step forward and bow.

(It's time for an event.)

Who came from the furthest?

Who came from the furthest?

- Me. / - Okay.

- Jeju Island. / - She came from Jeju Island.

(Haeun fell asleep.)

I hope she grows up to be pretty like her mother

and meet a nice husband like her father.

That was lovely.

Raise your hand if you brought a child

who is younger than Haeun.

How old is she?

- It's Seoheun. / - Seoheun.

Seoheun and her mother will receive a gift.

I hope you grow up to be healthy and pretty.

Thank you.

Please give her a round of applause.

Rohee, wait here while I get some food, okay?

Stay here, okay?

Stay with me.

You brush its fur like this. Do you want to try?

While Soeul looks after Rohee,

food is delivered to the table.

(Wow!)

(It's my favorite food.)

(Let's have a taste.)

Do you want water?

It's good, right?

(What should Rohee eat?)

(She eats the noodles Taeyoung brought back.)

(She cuts the noodles skillfully.)

Do you already have teeth?

She is old enough to have teeth.

Rohee, eat watermelon when you are done.

(Thank you, Soeul.)

(It's a heartwarming sight.)

Who wants to go up there and sing the birthday song?

(Me!)

Do you want to do it? Really?

What about you, Seoeon? Really?

- Rohee, raise your hand. / - Rohee.

Rohee, can you sing?

Say, "Yes."

Say, "Dad".

She can even say my name.

(That's impossible.)

I'm serious. Rohee, say, "Sister".

- Sister. / - Oh, my.

(They are surprised.)

- She can say "Sister". / - She said it.

What is my name?

(Everyone is expectant.)

(They prick their ears.)

(What will she say?)

Ki Taeong.

She said it.

It wasn't clear.

- She can do it. / - Make her try again.

- Rohee, what is my name? / - Ki Taeah.

Why are you saying it half-heartedly now?

Ki Taeyoung.

(Taeyoung submitted evidence.)

- There she is. / - It's Haeun.

Here comes Haeun. Happy birthday.

- Look at Haeun. / - Happy birthday.

(They sing a song for Haeun.)

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

(They sing in a chic way.)

(Happy birthday to you)

- Let's applaud. / - Let's applaud.

- Rohee, clap your hands. / - Thank you.

Thank you.

(Rohee congratulates Haeun by touching her.)

Happy birthday, Haeun.

Thank you.

(She dances in joy.)

Good job.

(This is a party.)

There you go.

(Rohee dances as well.)

- Let's gather around. / - In one, two, three.

Happy birthday.

Congratulations.

(Smile, everyone.)

- There you go. / - Wave.

All right.

The families made yet another good memory.

For more infomation >> Haeun's first birthday party [The Return of Superman / 2016.12.25] - Duration: 11:31.

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5 siblings' house - Surprise event for Dongguk's win [The Return of Superman / 2016.12.25] - Duration: 14:32.

(Incheon International Airport, November 27th, 2016)

Donggook is back home

after winning the AFC Champions League.

- It was so hard trying to get this. / - You did well.

(There are crowds gathered to congratulate the win.)

(This is a happy moment for Donggook and his fans.)

- Congratulations. / - Congratulations.

It's over now.

The Return of Superman episode 161,

"A Dad is a Child's First Teacher."

(Why is it so quiet?)

(Donggook is coming home after a long time.)

My puppies.

(Looking around)

Where are my puppies?

Contrary to his expectation,

the kids are nowhere to be found.

Let's hide.

(The kids are hiding in the master bedroom.)

- He won't find us. / - We'll hide.

What's going on? Where are you?

(Why are they hiding?)

What is this?

What is this? That scared me.

(What happened?)

What's going on?

Let's congratulate Dad today.

- There are balloons. / - Hello.

- Hello. / - Try this on.

There are many balloons!

This party supply shop has caught Sian's attention.

Why are they here?

(Why are they at this shop?)

Dad got great result in a game he really wanted to win.

We wanted to make him happy, so we prepared something.

(Sian is busy choosing party supplies.)

Sian, look at me.

- Do you want to try this on? / - What is this?

What is this?

(Is he head banging?)

(He has a free spirit like rockers.)

(He's protesting for freedom to wear clothes he wants.)

What is this?

(He tries to take it off without using his hands.)

Hello.

(He's a bit slow.)

What is it?

What is it?

Sian asked, "What is this?"

What is this?

(Sian's curiosity is going through the roof.)

What is this?

(He is excited.)

It's something that pops. It's scary.

- Which one do you want? / - Choose a color.

- This one. / - Which one do you like better?

- This one. / - It's not a must.

Take this to the lady.

Seola chose this, Sua chose this

- and Sian chose that one. / - Mom?

(Did you say "Mom"?)

- Mom? / - Let's put these back now.

- Mom. / - What about Mom?

Hey, where are you going? No.

- We have to pay for it first. / - This one.

Put this back, please.

- How much is it? / - It's 19 dollars.

It's 19 dollars.

Let's go.

Shall we drink this?

(These siblings have an order.)

Is it good?

- Seola, / - Let's drink it all.

Sua, Sian.

Yes. It's Seola, Sua, then Sian.

(The second oldest drinks.)

(Why is she drinking so much?)

- You drank so much. / - Next is Seola.

(Nervous)

(Sian is watching.)

Do you want more?

(She wants a refill.)

- Of course she wants more. / - No, no.

- No, Sian. You can't even finish this. / - Sian.

(Waiting is so hard.)

Sian.

What was that?

(It's finally Sian's turn.)

Dad is going to come.

Sian, that's it.

(Everyone finishes drinking juice.)

- We're now / - Shall we cover it with tin foil?

going to cover this in tin foil.

(What are they making?)

- Dad... / - It's a trophy.

It looks like Dad's trophy.

- We have to do this. / - Dad will cheer up.

- Put it here. / - Look at this.

Good job.

It's Dad.

It's Dad!

I love you.

Dad will be so surprised.

- He'll jump. / - He'll be surprised.

(What is this smell?)

Sian pooped.

Sian pooped.

(Flustered)

Did you poop?

- Not Sian. / - No?

Santa won't give you a gift if you lie.

Did you poop or didn't you?

(Sniffing)

He pooped.

He smells.

Come and smell him.

Let's see.

(Screaming)

I pooped.

(He finally confesses.)

I pooped.

Come here, Sian. Come on.

We have to change your diaper.

Pull down his pants.

Pull it down. Okay.

(His sisters change him.)

My two eldest kids are good at looking after kids, too.

They're as good as their mom.

(Feeling comfortable)

(Smiling)

- I know. / - All good.

(She dries him.)

It's clean. You're clean!

All done. Okay, wash your hands.

Go up.

(Now he washes his hands.)

This?

Go on.

(Jaea pulls up his sleeves.)

Here.

Go like this. Get some soap.

Try to do it yourself.

(Pressing)

Press hard. Harder.

Good job. Now rub your hands together.

(He rubs his palms.)

You're good.

Rub them together.

Bubbles, bubbles.

(Bacteria extermination.)

What should you do with this soap?

(He can do it by himself.)

All done.

(Wow, I'm clean now.)

They're in the last stage of preparations.

I think we're almost ready.

- We're almost done. / - Almost.

It's still...

(Sua and Sian both want to play with the balloon.)

Mine.

(They're fighting over the balloon.)

If you fight over it, I'll take it away.

(What should we do?)

(Jaea looks for something.)

(Scissors?)

(Snipping)

(She cuts the string without hesitation.)

This scene looks familiar.

(Sarang and Yuto were fighting.)

Sunghoon solved the problem like Solomon.

(He cut a pair of 3D glasses in half.)

How did Jaea think of something so fast?

You were bad, Sua.

Sian was playing with it first when you took it away.

You shouldn't cry about it.

Look. You were fighting over a mere balloon.

Should I just give this balloon back to the store?

(Why did I fight with Sian over such a trivial thing?)

Sian.

Do you like Seola or Sua?

Sua.

He likes Sua.

Who do you miss?

(Sian likes and misses...)

Sua.

Sua!

Let's not fight anymore.

Good job.

- Next time... / - I'm sorry, Sian.

Sian, Sua has something to say to you.

Sian, take it.

Thank you.

(You are the best.)

The siblings found peace again.

The party preparations are all done, too.

All done. It looks pretty good.

Dad's going to like it, right?

Donggook has no idea as he heads home.

Did you buy presents for the kids?

I didn't have the time.

I wasn't there for training. I went for a game.

Well, I brought a medal back.

- You can give them the medal. / - Yes.

(It's my kids.)

- Jaea, Jaesi. / - Dad.

Yes.

- Dad. / - When are you coming home?

- When are you coming home? / - When are you coming?

I'm on my way.

- Hurry up. / - Hurry up.

Okay.

- Pray so I can reach home fast. / - Dad, please come.

(We prepared a lot, so please hurry.)

Okay, I'll see you soon.

- Okay. / - Okay.

What were you doing?

(He's flustered.)

- Sian. / - Yes?

What were you doing?

Well?

We were playing.

- We were playing. / - Were you?

Yes.

(Seola is bringing the trophy.)

(No!)

Ta-da.

What is it?

(Is the surprise ruined?)

Dad, it's your award.

(Jaesi hides it.)

- What is that? / - No.

- Dad, this is... / - It's nothing.

- Hurry home. / - Hurry home.

Okay. What was that? She hung up on me.

Why did you tell him?

Seola, it was supposed to be a surprise.

My goodness.

Guys, watch and see if this drops well.

Throw it.

(They're working together for the surprise.)

It fell.

(Ringing)

He must be here.

Guys, he's here! Let's hide!

- Come on, hide! / - Dad's home!

(He tries to rush, but got caught.)

Hurry, Sian.

(Running)

(The signage is on standby.)

(Sian is going outside.)

Outside.

No. We'll go out when Dad is here, okay?

Come here, Sian.

Dad!

He's coming.

Let's hide in here.

(They're hiding.)

- He won't find us. / - He won't find us.

Timing is key. Let's get our timing right.

(Dad is home right on time.)

My puppies.

(Peeking)

(Nervous)

(He comes into the living room without a clue.)

(Now is the time.)

What is this? That scared me.

That scared me.

(There is a sign falling from the sky.)

What is this?

(Laughing)

(Donggook is so happy to see the sign.)

(Congratulations)

(They come out to congratulate him.)

♪ Congratulations ♪

- Congratulations. / - Dad.

Dad, look!

- It's your trophy. / - Thank you.

- Thank you. / - Blow the candle.

Let's blow together. One, two, three.

Thank you.

(Their surprise is a success.)

- What is this? Is it a trophy? / - Yes.

- We made it. / - Sian.

Sit down, guys. Look.

- I brought this. / - Sian, come here!

- Dad won the medal. / - I came to

put this medal on your necks.

This is the medal for the winner.

(They bite the medal.)

Isn't it great?

One... Don't eat it.

Sian, here.

(Sian has the medal on him.)

- Sit down. / - Bite it, Dad.

Try biting it.

Let me see. One, two, three.

Sua, you have to sit closer.

Why are you blinking so much?

One, two, three.

The medal shines even more with the five kids.

This is Dad.

- Dad, we did this. / - What is this?

- Dad. / - What's your dad's name?

Dad is

- Gook! / - Am I Gook?

Mom's name is Jin!

Let me get changed.

- The floor is... / - I just...

Yes, we should clean up. It's messy.

I have to start babysitting now.

(The kids are helping with housework.)

The kids are helping their dad with housework.

Over here, over here.

Here, too.

Where? I'll go.

- Where? / - There.

Just watching them makes him forget his exhaustion.

You're good at cleaning.

(They successfully cleaned up and surprised him.)

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Twins' House - The temptation from silly things [The Return of Superman / 2016.12.25] - Duration: 16:12.

Seoeon, Seojun. We're out of bread.

- Who will go buy some? / - I will!

We need three. Get three, okay?

Go buy delicious bread. I'll be cleaning the house.

Okay.

(They set off with a light step.)

Hello.

Where are you going?

- The bakery. / - Where are you going?

The bakery?

You should hurry, then. Your dad is waiting.

(The twins are close with their neighbors.)

Puppy. It's a puppy.

It's a puppy.

(They're so happy.)

No, it will bite.

What if a bad person takes you?

(They rush to the bakery.)

Dog? Puppy?

(Where are they now?)

Hello.

- Can we come in? / - Yes, come on in.

Why are you here today?

We came because the cat is so cute.

(The twins have a busy schedule.)

(They're making too many stops.)

(This is the butcher shop their mom often comes to.)

- What is this? / - It's meat.

- Is this meat? / - Yes.

(He spots a drink.)

I want a drink.

Seojun wants one, too.

- Do you want one more? / - Yes.

(The butcher is a nice man.)

Thank you.

We'll visit again.

Seojun, here's a drink.

(Seoeon is so caring.)

I already finished mine.

Sit. Sit.

(The dog is well-trained.)

Good dog.

Everybody, sit.

Can we buy a dog?

They already have owners.

- We can't buy one? / - No.

They already have owners.

- No? / - No.

Do you want a dog?

Dad told me not to buy something random.

When you go to the bakery,

don't buy anything random.

I won't buy anything random.

Okay? Don't buy anything random.

(Giggling)

Bye.

Seojun, wait for me.

(They're finally going to the bakery.)

What is that?

(He spots the stationary store.)

Stationary store?

(Is that a stationary store?)

(Seojun is pulled to the store like a magnet.)

(The stationary store is calling him.)

(To Seojun, a stationary store is)

(a place full of amazing toys.)

(It's full of hope, dreams and fun. It's paradise.)

(Just looking at it makes him happy.)

Stationary store?

(The stationary store is my love.)

There's the bakery.

Bakery.

(Seoeon found the bakery.)

Bakery.

There it is.

(Right, we have to buy bread.)

It's the bakery.

(They're finally at the bakery.)

(Seojun came to the bakery, too.)

What should we get?

A burger.

(They're choosing bread.)

(10 minutes later)

- Thank you. / - Thank you.

(Seojun leaves with a bag.)

(Did they really get three as instructed?)

Seojun, where is your bread?

(He only bought a drink?)

(What happened?)

(Let's see what happened.)

(The twins picked bread in the beginning.)

Let's get juice and bread.

(You want to buy all of that?)

(They were given five dollars each.)

We can only buy one.

Seoeon.

We have to save money to go to the stationary store.

Just buy one so we can go to the stationary store.

Okay. I'll buy just one.

(Bread versus juice)

Then

put this back. Just the juice, please.

- Juice. / - Is this all you're getting?

- It's a dollar. / - Okay.

(They each have four dollars left.)

(They saved enough money for the stationary store.)

Sit down.

(We need to talk.)

(Thinking)

(Let's be honest with each other.)

Do you want to go to the stationary store?

Do you want to go?

Can we go?

- Can we go? / - Yes.

(They're a bit hesitant.)

Let's go to the store

and just look around.

(We'll only look.)

Looking around is okay.

It'll be okay if we don't buy anything.

(They bought a lot of toys last time.)

I told you not to go to the stationary store.

(They were punished for buying toys.)

You're not allowed to go there for a month.

(They're forbidden to go to the stationary store.)

You can't go there for a month.

Aren't you going to the store?

(What will Seoeon say?)

I'll go.

- I'll go. / - Let's go.

Over there.

(They are going to the stationary store.)

You know where it is, right? It's at the end.

- Yes. / - Seoeon! Look.

It's the stationary store!

(It's the stationary store!)

(Dancing)

(We're the best team.)

- Let's go. / - Okay.

- Wait for me. / - Run.

There it is.

Stationary store.

It's here.

(They arrive at the stationary store.)

Look at that.

(They are mesmerized by the sight.)

Let's look at Turning Mecard.

- We have this at home. / - Yes.

Come here.

Look at this!

- No? / - It's Evan!

- Where? / - Here.

(Amazed)

- There are so many. / - Yes.

(They're only looking around as promised.)

(I really want it.)

(Are you trying to buy those?)

Don't buy anything random.

(What decision will Seoeon make?)

(Dropping)

Seoeon is keeping his promise with his dad.

(The toys are so tempting.)

(Sighing)

I want it.

(He just bites his lip.)

You can make Evan with this.

You can make Evan.

(There are so many fun things here.)

There's one in the back, too.

This is so cool!

Let's buy this.

(Let's buy the toys.)

(No...)

(Let's think about it one more time.)

Evan.

Evan.

No, this is mine.

(Hesitating)

(They're contemplating.)

(What do I do?)

(I want it so much.)

(To buy or not to buy, that is the question.)

(He's looking here and there.)

(He only wants it more.)

(Purchasing it versus putting it down)

(I've made up my mind.)

After a long hesitation, what did Seoeon decide?

(Is he buying it?)

(Stopping)

You can't always get everything you want.

(Trudging)

(Is he putting it back?)

Seoeon decided to put it back.

It's a hard decision for a four-year-old.

Good job, Seoeon.

(Whining)

It's so hard.

(Seoeon is good at fighting his desires.)

(What about Seojun?)

Where is yours?

I put it back.

Really?

But this is so cool. Why?

Should I buy it or not?

(Should I get it?)

Should I buy it or not?

Buy... Don't buy it.

I'm going to buy it.

I'm going to buy it.

Dad will be mad at you.

I don't think he'll be mad.

This is random.

He told us not to buy anything random!

Put it down!

Put it down!

(You better put it down.)

Will Seojun be able to fight off his wants?

I'm going to buy it.

I'm going to buy it.

(Don't buy anything random!)

Come here, Seojun.

I'm buying this.

I have to pay.

I'm going to buy something random.

Let's just buy this random thing!

Let's just go home.

- Are you going to pay? / - Yes.

(Surprised)

(Seojun spots something else.)

That one.

That one? You have to get your dad's permission.

- Let me look at it first. / - Which robot?

I want the one with Brachiosaurus.

- This one? / - No.

- That one? / - No.

That one. The one with Brachiosaurus.

- This one? / - Tyrannosaurus.

Tyrannosaurus. The one below it.

- This one? / - Yes.

It's huge.

(Aren't you going to keep your promise?)

(Right!)

Ma'am. If I buy this one,

will Dad get mad at me?

Your dad might get mad.

You should ask your dad to come with you.

I'll save it for you.

(Will they be able to shake off the temptation?)

Please save it for me.

(Will you please keep this for me?)

- We'll get his permission. / - We'll get permission.

- Please save it. / - Please save it.

We'll be right back.

(It's hard for them to walk away.)

(All they can do is look back.)

We're back.

Are you back?

Come here.

(Running)

(Wow)

Good job. It must be cold outside. Here.

- It was so hard. / - Was it?

I... I...

I left the toys behind. I almost bought one.

- You almost bought one, but left it behind? / - Yes.

When you say you almost bought one,

does this mean you went to the store?

I told you you're not allowed to go there.

Come here.

- I won't be mad if you're honest with me. / - Okay.

Did you go to the store or not?

I'm going to ask the cameraman.

Fine.

- Where is the bread? / - Bread?

You didn't get bread?

I told them we won't get bread.

- You did? / - Yes.

Then where have you been?

I don't know.

Why are you avoiding me?

(Their errand remains a mystery.)

Seoeon, did you go to the store? I won't be mad.

I won't be mad if you tell me the truth.

We went.

You went inside?

Yes.

Did you go in alone or with Seojun?

(He keeps his mouth shut.)

Lee Seojun. Come here.

Hurry up and sit down.

- Where is the bread? / - Bread?

What is this? Is this the receipt?

- Yes. / - Yes.

You had apple juice. I told you to get bread.

But we wanted juice.

Fine. You didn't get bread because you were full,

so you got juice instead. Right?

- Yes. / - Seoeon, did you go to the stationery store?

I did.

- You went there. / - Yes.

Did you buy a toy?

- No, I didn't. / - Good job. It's okay.

Seojun, did you go to the stationery store?

- I did. / - You did.

Yes.

- Did you buy anything? / - No.

Good job. Why did you lie earlier?

- Were you afraid I would scold you? / - Yes.

You should have said, "I went to the stationery store"

"to look at toys I wanted to buy."

As long as you're honest with me, I won't scold you.

You did a good job.

I left it with the owner.

- You left it with the owner. / - Yes.

Come here, both of you.

Come here, Seojun.

Whose son are you?

- Whose son are you? / - I'm your son.

- Where is yours? / - I put it back.

(Wow!)

Please save it.

- We'll get his permission. / - We'll get permission.

To be honest, I am touched.

I am so proud that they held back

and listened to what I said.

It's important to praise them for keeping a promise.

Acknowledgment is the key.

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Pec Tear and Prevention Tips [ENG SUBS!] - Duration: 5:50.

Hi, buddies.

Today, I am going to talk about Pectora Major Tendon Rupture

As you can see, my arm is in a sling.

Because I had a surgery 4 weaks ago.

Actually, my injury was a couple of years ago but,

we couldn't manage to do anything about it.

The reason was that it is a rare incident and it's really hard to find a surgeon who is experienced on this subject.

So, I was a bit indecisive about the right approach.

I was hoping that giving a rest to the muscle would be enough to heal it.

Also, I didn't want to stay away from weights for a long time after an operation.

But, as years passed, things didn't go as planned.

Loss of strength and the pain was worse.

Also, the torn muscle retracted away from the bone it detached.

This did not only make it look worse but also made a future surgery even harder.

So, I decided to create a video series to guide those who had this injury

and can't decide what to do and having a hard time finding info about this subject on the net.

The muscle consists of 2 parts;

Sternal head and Clavicular head.

The tears mostly occur on both heads or only the sternal part

These tears can occur in 3 locations.

- Rupture of the tendon from humerus. This is the most common one.

- Rupture of the Musculotendinous junction which is the area between the muscle and the tendon

- Rupture of the muscle belly. Rare and hard to find a solution for this one.

Actually, a tear on the chest muscle may not be a problem in a sedentary lifestyle.

Because the surrounding muscle groups will compensate the loss.

But those who are doing regular sports or working in a physical job, may experience some problems.

So, what precautions should we take to prevent this injury from happening in the first place.

The tears usually occur during sports activities.

The precautions I am going to mention will be about bench press which is the most common reason of this injury.

First of all, as a rule of thumb, warm out properly before every workout.

This is especially important when it comes to tendon injuries.

The tendons have a weak blood flow

so when you think that your muscles are warmed up your tendons may not be ready for the workout.

Just like the muscles, micro tears occur on tendons while excercising.

As tendons don't recover as quickly as muscles,

they can get injured unexpectedly with a movement you have done countless times before.

So, warming up is as important as the workout itself.

And, make sure you have mobility for the given exercise.

And use an absolute proper form.

Speaking of bench press,

if your aim is to gain strenght and power,

meaning that you will use heavier loads keep you elbows close to your body.

Especially the bodybuilders tend to choose a wider grip to stimulate the pecs more.

This puts the muscle on greater tension does results greater hyperthropy.

But, when the barbell hits your chest

this form forces your shoulder, escpecially the connection of chest muscle to humerus to an anatomically weak position.

Think about this;

when you want to push something away from you in real life

you wouldn't want to put your arm away from your body.

No one would push something when their arm is by their side.

A boxer will keep his elbows close to his body while throwing a jab.

Boxers can have pec tears, too.

But, with hooks not with jabs.

At the end of the day, when training for strenght gains, your aims should be devoloping movement patterns not isolating a muscle.

So, if you are going to work with heavy weights perform the bench press with a narrow grip.

Balance the work load between your pecs, shoulders and triceps.

But if your aim is pumping and burning your chest muscle and you are using a wider grip

choose lighter weights.

I would even recommend you to choose machines rather than free weights while using this form.

And lastly there is one more very very important thing.

Always know your limits.

Yes, to be stronger, more muscular and to burn fat faster, you will need heavier weights at some point.

But don't be in a rush and don't increment the weights too fast.

Expect the results in long term.

Yes, you did everything I said right,

you took all your precautions, you did not cross your limits...

But you may still get injured.

Because there is a luck factor with this issue.

Unfortunately, as I mentioned before, it is not easy to find much info about this subject on the internet.

Especially, there is no source written in Turkish.

Therefore I will try to share info about possible treatment and rehab protocols.

I hope that none of you would sustain this injury

but if it happens to you I am wishing that this video series will guide you through

Keep watching me. Thank you, see you later.

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How to Pronounce LESSON - American English Pronunciation Lesson - Duration: 1:48.

hi everyone this is jennifer from

Tarle speech and language and this is

your English pronunciation question of

the week

today's question is how do you say the

word lesson l.e.s.s.o.n I hear a lot of

people mispronounce this word by

saying on for the ending instead of in

I made a visual to help you

here's the spelling of the word and you

think because of the way it's spelled

that you do say on but actually you

should say in lesson so to say this word

correctly start by putting your tongue

behind your top teeth for the l "l"

move to the short eh sound and then add

an s by putting your tongue behind the

back of your top front teeth and letting

that air move out of your mouth for the

s less then end the word with another

little word in to say that word

correctly you are going to start with

the short ih sound your mouth is in a

slight smile kind of like a smirk and

it's a very short sound and then end

with an n by touching the back of your

top front teeth for the n for this sound the

air moves out of your nose lesson let's

give that a try lesson lesson lesson i

really like this lesson and I found it

helpful

so if you did like this lesson and found

it helpful please share it with a friend

and don't forget to give us a like below

subscribe so you never miss a video and

if you have questions leave them in the

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useful materials

thank you so much and I hope to see you

again next week

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Fog Then Record Warmth - Duration: 4:07.

ANNOUNCER: CINCINNATI'S

CERTIFIED, MOST ACCURATE

FORECAST.

KEVIN: YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS

SHAKE YOUR TELEVISION SET,

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR

TV.

IT IS THE FOG OUTSIDE.

THE CLOSER YOU ARE TO THE RIVER,

THE WORST THE FOG.

WHAT IS INTERESTING IS THAT WE

STILL HAVE THE FOG BUT WE STILL

HAVE WIND UP THERE WHICH YOU

WOULD THINK WOULD HELP TO

DISPERSE THE FOG.

WE ARE STILL WARMING UP.

RIGHT NOW THE DENSE FOG ADVISORY

, EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE AREAS

EAST OF 75 NOT UNDER THE

ADVISORY, IT IS WIDESPREAD

ACROSS THE AREA TONIGHT.

IT WILL LAST UNTIL ABOUT 4:00 OR

3:00 A.M..

EVEN IN WILMINGTON, VISIBILITY

IS UNDER A MILE.

AS YOU CAN SEE HERE COME LITTLE

VISIBILITY IS IMPACTING

EVERYONE.

GIVE YOURSELF A LITTLE BIT OF

EXTRA TRAVEL TIME.

WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF DRIZZLE

AND UNCLES ACROSS THE AREA.

TO -- AND SPRINKLES ACROSS THE

AREA.

IT HAS BEEN RELATIVELY MILD EVEN

THOUGH WE DID NOT SEE MUCH OF

THE SUN.

A WARM FRONTS IS LIFTING UP

ACROSS KENTUCKY TONIGHT.

THIS IS ALL PART OF A STORM

SYSTEM.

YOU SAW THE RAIN IN KANSAS CITY.

THIS IS THE SAME SYSTEM THAT

WILL BRING US RAIN.

WE WILL GET IN ON THIS SURGE OF

WARM AIR.

IT IS 56 IN LOUISVILLE.

IT IS 63 IN ST. LOUIS.

TOMORROW MORNING, WHEN YOU WAKE

UP, IT WILL BE WARMER THAN IT IS

NOW.

HERE IS A LOOK AT FUTURECAST.

SAW THE WILL BURN OFF AGAIN --

FOG WILL BORN OFF AGAIN -- BURN

OFF AGAIN.

DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH SUN YOU

SEE, SOME AREAS COULD HIT THEM

THE DEGREES BEFORE SHOWERS AND

DOWNPOURS ARRIVE.

WE MIGHT GET SOME RUMBLES OF

THUNDER AFTER 5:00 IN THE

EVENING.

BY 10:00, NOT RAIN WILL BE OUT

OF THE AREA AND COLD AIR WILL

WEEK.

WHEN I SAY COLDER, IT IS NOT

FOR THIS TIME OF THE YEAR.

-- IS NOT THAT BAD FOR THIS TIME

OF YEAR.

TOMORROW, WARM AND BREEZY WITH

AFTERNOON RAIN.

I AM THINKING 65 IN THE CITY.

THE RECORD IS 64 FROM 2015.

WE WILL SET A NEW RECORD

TOMORROW.

HERE IS A LOOK AT YOUR DAY

PLANNER.

56 AT 8:00 A.M. AND INTO THE

MID-60'S BY THE AFTERNOON.

36 FOR TOMORROW NIGHT AND 45 ON

TUESDAY.

WE HANG CLOSE TO 40 THROUGH

THURSDAY.

THE KNIGHTS WILL GET COLD.

TEMPERATURES WILL HOVER AROUND

FREEZING FOR A HIGH ON FRIDAY.

THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF

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GET READY, CHINA AND RUSSIA :THE U S NAVY IS BUILDING 'SUPER' TORPEDOES FOR ITS NUCLEAR SUBMARINES - Duration: 5:02.

Although many details of the new prototype torpedo are secret, senior Navy officials

do say modifications include giving the weapon a longer range and a more varied, high-tech

warhead.

The U.S. Navy is now prototyping a new, longer range and more lethal submarine-launched heavyweight

Mk 48 that can better destroy enemy ships, subs and incoming weapons at longer ranges,

service officials said.

Many details of the new weapon, which include newer propulsion mechanisms and multiple kinds

of warheads, are secret and not publically available.

However, senior Navy leaders have talked to Scout Warrior about the development of the

weapon in a general sense.

Naturally, having a functional and more high-tech lethal torpedo affords the Navy an opportunity

to hit enemies at further standoff ranges and better compete with more fully emerging

undersea rivals such as Russia and China.

Progress with new torpedo technologies is happening alongside a concurrent effort to

upgrade the existing arsenal and re-start production of the Mk 48, which had been on

hiatus for several years.

"Richard did add that some of the improvements to the torpedo relate to letting more water

into the bottom of the torpedo as opposed to letting air out the top."

The earlier version, the Mk 48 Mod 6, has been operational since 1997 – and the more

recent Mod 7 has been in service since 2006.

Lockheed has been working on upgrades to the Mk 48 torpedo Mod 6 and Mod 7 – which consists

of adjustments to the guidance control box, broadband sonar acoustic receiver and amplifier

components.

Tom Jarbeau, Director and General Manager of Targets, Torpedoes and Sensors, Lockheed

Martin, told Scout Warrior in an interview that Lockheed is now delivering 20-upgrade

kits per month to the Navy.

Part of the effort, which involves a five-year deal between the Navy and Lockheed, includes

upgrading existing Mod 6 torpedoes to Mod 7 as well as buying brand new Mod 7 guidance

control sections.

The new Mod 7 is also resistant to advanced enemy countermeasures.

Modifications to the weapon improves the acoustic receiver, replaces the guidance-and-control

hardware with updated technology, increases memory, and improves processor throughput

to handle the expanded software demands required to improve torpedo performance against evolving

threats, according to Navy information on the weapon.

The Mod also provides a significant reduction in torpedo radiated-noise signatures, a Navy

statement said.

Alongside Lockheed's work to upgrade the guidance technology on the torpedo, the Navy

is also preparing to to build new Mk 48s.

Upgrades to the guidance control section in includes the integration of a system called

Common Broadband Advanced Sonar System, or CBASS – electronics to go into the nose

of the weapon as part of the guidance section, Jarbeau explained.

"This provides streamlined targeting and allows the torpedo to transmit and receive

over a wider frequency band," Jarbeau said.

Jarvo added that the new technology involves adjustments to the electronic circuitry in

order to make the acoustic signals that are received from the system that allow the torpedo

to better operate in its undersea environment.

"Digital information is used to guide the torpedo," Jarbeau said.

Upgrades also consist of movement to what's called an "auto fuel propulsion system,"

he added.

Lockheed will deliver about 250 torpedoes over the next five years.

The Mk 48, which is a heavy weapon launched under the surface, is quite different than

surface launched, lightweight Mk 54 torpoes fired from helicopters, aircraft and surface

ships.

The Navy's Mk 48 torpedo is also in service with Australia, Canada, Brazil and The Netherlands,

Jarbeau said.

A Mk 48 torpedo is 21 inches in diameter and weighs 3,520 pounds; it can destroy targets

at ranges out to five miles and travels at speeds greater than 28 knots.

The weapon can operate at depths greater than 1,200 feet and fires a 650-pound high-explosive

warhead.

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Learning Vehicles Names and Sounds | Emergency Vehicles | Fire Truck. Police Car. Rescue Trucks Kids - Duration: 30:05.

Look here. I'm building a plain. we build it with many

let's begin with a cockpit then attach a

landing gear. Elevator. Right-wing. Engine cover.

spinner. Radar. Cabin window and then

a left wing and something which will help

us to propeler into the air! Right, propelers

the plane is taking off

our plain has an important task

to has to find numbers

At last, here they are

one cloud, two clouds

three clouds

four clouds

five clouds, six clouds

seven clouds

eight clouds

nine

and 10

task is completed

you can rest now for the today

it was really fascinating journey into the world of numbers

please click on thepicture to see all the funny videos

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Superpowers - Duration: 11:34.

I love watching superhero movies and TV shows.

See, to me, superheroes are like an escape.

An escape from the reality of the same old boring daily life.

Superheroes are bigger than real life.

They�re bigger than Susan and Kevin.

They�ve bigger problems than incomplete homework or bad weather.

They�re super.

And the thing that makes them so super, are superpowers.

There�s a shitload, and I mean a shitload of superpowers in the fictional world.

Flying

Strength

Immortality

Shooting webs

Being rich

Being more than one

Being amazing at managing time schedules

Having 10 eyes

Eating stuff

Having a hollow digestive cavity housing a pair of semi-sentient slugs which bore out

of the superhero�s torso and use a powerful enzyme to digest any solid object in their

path at super-speed, transmitting the energy back to their master.

Any-waays

Today I wanted to talk about superpowers, the good ones, the bad ones, the ones I like,

the ones I dislike and all that cool shit.

So let�s talk superrrr.

I sound like a top 10 narrator.

Super strength is the most cliche and overused superpower.

Everybody has it these days.

Most people don�t even actively think of it as a superpower, it�s just a thing that

superheroes have.

A superhero whose only superpower is �being a tough guy� is one boooooring superhero.

And I�m not talking about the likes of the Hulk, he has cool superpowers other than the

biceps and triceps

He can jump really high

He can heal fast

He has that weird clap

He�s green.

I�m talking about this guy.

Luke Cage.

His only superpower is super strength and being indestructible. That�s it.

So, he�s basically a tank.

His superpowers aren't interesting.

He's like one of the henchmen in Power Rangers. He's tough, that�s it.

�Bro bro bro bro bro bro, you wanna know my superpower?�

�No.�

�Broooooooo

-oooo-� �Okay what�

�I� go to the gym��

�...regularly��

�And I take steroi-�

Whenever you look at a superhero, there's always something that stands out in them,

there's always something that makes them unique.

Superman�s got that S thing and his underwear

Iron Man's got his suit

Batman his bat fetish

Spiderman his Spidery thing

Hulk's green

But Luke Cage got nothing.

He's just a male model.

He looks like a rejected rapper.

Look, I�m not trying to be an asshole, but I personally don�t find him interesting.

There's nothing interesting about his powers. His powers are boring.

If he was put in a crowd of a 100 people, he wouldn't stand out.

So according to me, no other superhero should have the superpower of super strength without

any interesting quirks or something that makes them stand out.

In simple words, don�t be Luke Cage.

Flying is another cliche superpower which is extremely lazy and unoriginal if it�s

the entire shtick of your character.

Any superhero with only the superpower of flying is a shit superhero who will probably

never get his own movie.

�member that bird dude? What is he called? Fal, fal, Fallon, fallopian tube, phallic

object, fal, Falcon! Falcon.

The only thing Falcon can do, is fly.

You know who else can fly?

Pigeons.

You're a glorified pigeon.

You can fly? You have the power of flying?

I have the power of booking a plane ticket.

You're a bird. I�m a dude in an aeroplane. You�re not amusing.

Flying is such an impractical superpower.

I guess it works if you have other extra superpowers, but just flying alone as the entire superpower

is shit.

If you�re making a superhero character, and his only superpower, is flying in the

sky, then just keep him on the ground man, your character will be called a clone, that

too of this loser. Not even Superman or something.

If one day an old guy gifts me a pair of wings that enable me to fly, and a knife.

I�ll take the wings, put them on his shoulders, and stab him with the knife.

Did the wings do him any good?

No.

Let me list all the problems with flying.

1. It messes up your hair

2. It's cold as aluminium balls up in the sky.

3. When you're flying, you get air resistance, right?

So, when you're flying, with the air all up in your face, your nose and all would look

smushed and fucked up, so a bird might mistake you for another bird, because even the bird

knows that humans don't fly and flying is an impractical superpower to have.

So it might mistake you for a sexy bird-ess-i guess? and try to have, you know, sex with

you.

What if it tries to have air hump you?

(Whispering) That's fucking weird.

And when the actual bird finds out that her husband's having sex with another person,

they're gonna break up.

And I've seen enough drama movies to know that she's not gonna listen to him going,

"oh it's just a misunderstanding".

You're gonna ruin that little bird's life because of your stupid superpower and your

fucked up face.

But back to this fuckface.

What can Falcon even do?

Best he can do is grab a person, fly really high and drop him on the ground.

By the time he does that the Avengers would've already killed everyone else

Took a couple selfies

Gone home

Done their business

And came back to see the annual festival of Falcon killing a bad guy.

Or he can do this.

Yeah! I'm immortal!

Yeah! I can live forever!

Whoo! I'll never die!

Yay!

Uhhh

Alright, this is getting boring.

Can I just-

-go?

Please?

Anyone?

ANYONE?

Oh fuck this

When you think about it, being rich is kind of a superpower.

If you're rich, then you can easily get anything you want. Be it a loaf of bread, a Buggati

or a superpower.

I mean, that's not even fictional, it's just real life.

Except the superpower part of course.

Oh wait...

You can!

Well, nevermind then. You're even more useless Falcon.

Just look at Batman or Ironman, you think they got all the cool shit they have just

because they�re smart?

Nah man. Stephen Hawking's smart, but do you see him flying a robotic exoskeleton or driving

a car aerodynamically designed to cover a lot of vertical space.

They got this shit because they were rich and had a bunch of money.

So yeah, if you�re rich, then it�s not very difficult to become a superhero.

Fucking rich people ruin everything.

Teleportation, I feel, is the most practical superpower, it has the most uses in the real

world, which does not contain any giant monsters you�ll have to defeat with your super strength

and fighting skills, or any genius villains you�ll have to outsmart through your mind

bending smartness.

The biggest problems you�ll face in this world are traffic, money, satisfaction, dry

spells etc.

And teleportation can solve all of those problems! (Warning: Results may vary)

See, the biggest problem that people face in the real world, is lack of money.

When people think of teleportation and money, they think, �I�ll rob a bank. Then I�ll

be rich�.

Although that may seem like a lucrative opportunity, there are a couple of problems with that idea

that you should consider.

The first problem is: where will you put all that money?

What you can do with your newfound stolen money is, either you put it in the bank and

pay your taxes and try to be a good guy, even though you just robbed a fucking bank.

Or you don�t pay your taxes and be the shit person you really are.

Doing both of those things is problematic.

If you try to put that money in the bank and be a good guy, you�ll be questioned where

you got all that money from.

And your unemployed ass don�t got no income source, does it?

So you�ll spiral into the sink of legal problems and it�s just a shitshow from there.

If you don�t put your money in the bank, you�ll have to put that money somewhere

or the other, so you�ll have to go through a lot of bullshit to put your money somewhere

safe, and I know your lazy ass enough to know that you�re not gonna do that.

You teleport to the fridge rather than walking for god's sake, you�re one lazy piece of

shit, if I�ve ever seen one.

Second problem is that by robbing a bank, you�re gonna hurt your own country�s economy.

And I don�t know if you have a problem with that or not, but I sure as hell do.

If you have this superpower, you should do something super with it.

If you�re gonna do something shit with it (like robbing a bank), then it�s not a superpower,

it�s a shitpower.

But don�t you worry, I look out for my mates, and I have the solution to all these problems.

The solution for all these problems is, you�re not gonna rob a bank.

What you�re gonna do is, you�re gonna start, a travel agency.

If you�re smart, then you already know where this is heading.

You�ll start a travel agency where you will transport people to any place in the world

instantly, at a significantly lower price than any other mode of transportation, through,

you guessed it, teleportation.

You�ll give a trial offer for 1 month where all transport through your teleportation transportation

will be free.

Through this method, you�ll grow a large customer base, which will be pretty much the

whole world.

The only problem with this is, there will be a lot of workload on you since you are

the only one who can teleport.

To avoid that problem, what you�ll do is

You�ll just get in touch with Tony Stark and he�ll figure out what to do, I don�t

fucking know

I don�t have a solution for that yet.

You could put a lot of people in a big room and teleport the room to different places,

and people will drop off to their station, sort of like a lift.

Oh wait, that�ll also take effort, nevermind then, just teleport to the fridge and get

me some food.

Time travel is hands down, the best superpower.

That is not an opinion, that is a fact. And anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Time travel is awesome.

Time travel is the most powerful superpower because you can defeat any superhero using

time travel.

It�s easy, you just time travel in the past before the superhero gets his superpower and

murder him.

Time travel has practical applications too. You can make a shit ton of money in stocks

using time travel.

You can time travel to any time you made a bad decision and fix that decision.

You can prevent your death by Final Destination-ing that shit.

You can be the best goddamn historian in the world.

You can be the best non-fiction storyteller in the world.

You can figure out the greatest mysteries of the world by time travelling to that mystery

and witnessing it yourself.

And the most important, you can Jurassic Park like a boss.

Tell me something better than looking at a bunch of dinosaurs in real life. (Pause) You

can't.

Amazing Slideshow.

So, when I was doing research for this video, I found a lot of weird and quirky superheroes

that I feel like I could make a video on.

So if you liked this video, and want me to talk about more fictional stuff, or movies,

or TV shows, or those weird superheroes, then like the video and tell me in the comments

to make this kind of stuff and I�ll make something.

Cool? Cool.

Anyways, that�s all I had to say about this whole topic.

Now take your muscular bodies and fly away to the immortal rich people.

Or teleport to them, I don�t give a shit.

I�ll go time travel now.

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DropCard - Duration: 2:20.

In the center of a major city like St. Petersburg, full of shops.

That shopping mall across the street is another.

Also along Nevsky Prospekt a whole series of boutiques.

Those. within five minutes walk the whole hundred different shops.

And everyone has a coupon program.

And now a question for you: "How many loyalty cards you are ready to carry?"

13 cards. I only have 7.

Now I don't have, but in general - so much.

Let's see

Probably 8 pieces can be.

Well 15-20 pieces. I do not know.

I bring more than a hundred cards, and maybe more. And they do not take place

They are all on the phone.

The application that we created, it is your global discount card.

And most importantly, you no longer need to look for stocks.

Now they are looking for you.

For example, the store "A" makes a discount of 25% on

ьen's shirts. Inform all registered

users within a radius of 100 meters. Shop "B" offers

two pairs of shoes for the price of one. A store "C" are satisfied

sell of jeans. If you are close, then

you get a push notification. Presenting bar code

you are guaranteed to pay less for your purchase

than others. And the advanced search allows you to independently

find the right product at a discount in a certain area

of the city. This annoying SMS spam and other things you

will not get

Almost ran out of gas. Around three gas stations. But only one has a special offer

Cappuccino in a gift. This, too, will tell you our application.

Now all discount promotions have in my mobile phone

And these cards are no longer needed me!

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Dec 26 To Speak the Natche' Language - Duration: 1:44.

Your Natchez History Minute is brought to you by Natchez National Historical Park.

Nancy Raven, also known as Nancy Taylor, was born on December 25, 1872 and is generally

regarded as one of the last two native speakers of the Natche' language.

Nancy's father was Cherokee and her mother, Natche' and she learned the language at home.

Interestingly, Nancy never learned English but was trilingual in Natche', Cherokee, and Creek.

In 1907, she worked with anthropologist John R. Swanton who collected information about

the Natche' religion.

In the 1930s, she worked with Mary Haas who collected grammatical information using an interpreter.

Raven told Mary Haas a Natche' story called "The Woman Who was a Fox."

The other last native speaker of the Natche' language was Nancy's biological cousin,

Watt Sam, who in the Natchez kinship terminology was classified as her nephew.

Watt Sam was a Natche' storyteller and cultural historian and like Nancy, also lived in Braggs,

Oklahoma and worked with Mary Haas and John Swanton.

In 1931, anthropologist Victor Riste made several wax cylinder recordings of Watt Sam

speaking the Natche' language, which were later rediscovered.

Today, one of the cylinders is now at the Voice Library at the University of Michigan.

Among the Natche', the language was passed down matrilineally.

Sadly, since neither Nancy Raven nor Watt Sam had any daughters, they did not teach

the language to their children.

Hi, I'm Meg Kassabaum, curator here at the University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology

and Anthropology and this has been your Natchez History Minute.

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WEIRD WHISPER CHALLENGE?! (ft. Melody) - Duration: 7:10.

-Hi guys

-Hello

-Hi guys

-THIS IS SO AWKWARD

-SABRINA TOFU DESUU

-so sorry for the bad intro

-so today..

-and this is my friend

-Im Melody

-Hello im Sabrina Tofu desu

-She's just Sabrina guys

-im sure you guys know the rules right?

-Whisper Challenge

-If you dont know how to play

-how to how to how to play whisper challenge

-you are dumb

-so dumb

-we're gonna play the whiper challenge

-Lets start now who first?

One two choose

-im so bad at this

one two choose

-so.. i'll go first right?

-ya

-hohoho

-Wait why am i holding this okay?

-well test try!

-AAAAAAA

-okay can you hear me?

-okay

-repeat what i say

-Look at your face?

-no

-okay okay this is good

-so we're gonna start the whisper challenge right now

-and im gonna go first

-huuhh?

-i'll start easier okay

-merry christmas

-MERRY CHRISTMAS

ding ding ding*

*jamming*

-your hair..

-your hair smells like strawberries

-toilet

-NOO

-YOUR HAIR

-no hair

-YOUR HAIR

-HUHH

-YOURR HAIRR

-NO.. HOWL?

-your hair

-NO HAIR

-SMELLS LIKE

-Special?

-smells like

-PRESENT!

-SMELLS LIKEE

-MCD?

-STRAWBERRIES

-DROP.. D?

-your hair smells like strawberries

-jumanji?

-okay pass pass

-oh my God

-BlackPink in your area

-black pink in your area

-Black Pink and GDragon?

-OMG BLACKPINK AND GDRAGON

-BLACKPINK

IN YO AREA

-BlackPink in yo areaaa

-blood sweat tears

-huh?

-blood sweat tears

huhhh?!

-BLOOD

SWEAT

-TEARS

-HUUUUUUHHHHH???!!

-BLOOOD

-MERGE?

-SWEAT?

-SWAG?

-TEARS

-YOU..

-OH BLOOD SWEAT TEARS!

-blood sweat tears

-i like pink

-EYES NOSE LIPS

-NOO

-what.. WHAT?!

-EYES NOSE LIPS

-I like pink

- i eat peas?

-I like pink.

-I love peas

-you like to poop.

-YOU CATCH A POOP

-nooooo

-okay this one you better know

-Kimi no nawa (anime)

-Lee Minho..

-and..

-KIMMI NOOO NAWAAAH

-huh?

-kimi no nawa

-huhh??!

-kimi no nawa

-KIMI NO NAWAAA

-goshh

-My GOD

-Oh my God Am i screaming?

-youre literally like

-huh huh?

-Because i should like huh huh

-She said the weirdest things guys

-Just watch the video

-Black Pink in your areaa

-so now its my turn

?

-im scared.

-GOOOGLE

-Google?

-Yesss!

-Subscribe me on YouTube

-Subscribe me on YouTube

-missle cramp?

-Subscribe me on YouTube

-Black Pink on chocolate chips?

-YEahh noo

-SUBSCRIBE ME ON YOUTUBE

-chocolate chip?

-chocolate chip..

-im getting angpow in (on) chinese new year

-Chinese new year?

-That one is correct..

-im getting angpow in (on) chinese new year

-Angpow?

-i am getting

-im getting angpow in (on) chinese new year

-angpow 变态？(perverted angpow)

-Shes so perverted oh my God

-what?!

-im so bad at this

-PT3 (exam) is coming

-Salmon fish?!

-PT3(exam) is coming

-PT3(exam) is coming

-PT3(exam) is coming

-PT3?

-Is coming

-Is coming!

-I like your luggage

-I like to eat tissue?

-I DONT!

-I like your luggage

-I like..?

-Your luggage

-Toilet?

-Who caress??

-This is the end of whisper challenge

-Thank you so much for watching!

-Hope you like it, and subscribe~

-And this is my friend Melodyyyy

-SABRINAAA!

-Follow her on every social media you have

-cuz she's like.. the best

-instagram only @sabrina_tofu_

-Im available on Instagram only (@sabrina_tofu_)

-Instagram snapchat and..

-YouTube? Ya? Go follow her on Youtube channel?

-I have no snapchat

-I only make weird faces on snapchat

-She does have snapchat

-Follow her on her Instagram its..

-Its @melodyjean_ for my instagram

-and twitter is @marshmallow

-I've failed to be your friend i dont even know your social media

-Okay so thats all for today

-BYE GUYSSSS

BLOOPERS

-camera rolling

-yep

-OKAY Hi GUYS

we're back

-OF COURSE WE'RE BACK

-we just change our phone right?

-Okay get straight to the point~

-WHY IS MY MICROPHONE SIDEWAYS?!

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The Christmas Day turned out to be the last for the last Christmas singer and Pop Sensation

George Michael.

He died aged 53 at his home in Oxfordshire . Michael's former manager Michael Lippman

claimed he had died in bed as a result of 'heart failure.'

Michael's publicist released a statement saying: 'It is with great sadness that we can confirm

our beloved son, brother and friend George passed away peacefully at home over the Christmas

period.

The British pop superstar reached early fame with WHAM! and went on to a solo career lined

with controversies and chart-topping hits LIKE Wake Me Up Before You Go—Go," and"Young

Guns.

He sold well over 100 million albums globally, earned numerous Grammy and American Music

Awards.

Tributes flooded in for the famous singer on social media as it was shocking to hear

he died on the eve of Christmas.

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{KeiRika} Until the End - Duration: 1:50.

Then... I don't want a future without you, Rika-chan...

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Superpowers - Duration: 11:34.

I love watching superhero movies and TV shows.

See, to me, superheroes are like an escape.

An escape from the reality of the same old boring daily life.

Superheroes are bigger than real life.

They�re bigger than Susan and Kevin.

They�ve bigger problems than incomplete homework or bad weather.

They�re super.

And the thing that makes them so super, are superpowers.

There�s a shitload, and I mean a shitload of superpowers in the fictional world.

Flying

Strength

Immortality

Shooting webs

Being rich

Being more than one

Being amazing at managing time schedules

Having 10 eyes

Eating stuff

Having a hollow digestive cavity housing a pair of semi-sentient slugs which bore out

of the superhero�s torso and use a powerful enzyme to digest any solid object in their

path at super-speed, transmitting the energy back to their master.

Any-waays

Today I wanted to talk about superpowers, the good ones, the bad ones, the ones I like,

the ones I dislike and all that cool shit.

So let�s talk superrrr.

I sound like a top 10 narrator.

Super strength is the most cliche and overused superpower.

Everybody has it these days.

Most people don�t even actively think of it as a superpower, it�s just a thing that

superheroes have.

A superhero whose only superpower is �being a tough guy� is one boooooring superhero.

And I�m not talking about the likes of the Hulk, he has cool superpowers other than the

biceps and triceps

He can jump really high

He can heal fast

He has that weird clap

He�s green.

I�m talking about this guy.

Luke Cage.

His only superpower is super strength and being indestructible. That�s it.

So, he�s basically a tank.

His superpowers aren't interesting.

He's like one of the henchmen in Power Rangers. He's tough, that�s it.

�Bro bro bro bro bro bro, you wanna know my superpower?�

�No.�

�Broooooooo

-oooo-� �Okay what�

�I� go to the gym��

�...regularly��

�And I take steroi-�

Whenever you look at a superhero, there's always something that stands out in them,

there's always something that makes them unique.

Superman�s got that S thing and his underwear

Iron Man's got his suit

Batman his bat fetish

Spiderman his Spidery thing

Hulk's green

But Luke Cage got nothing.

He's just a male model.

He looks like a rejected rapper.

Look, I�m not trying to be an asshole, but I personally don�t find him interesting.

There's nothing interesting about his powers. His powers are boring.

If he was put in a crowd of a 100 people, he wouldn't stand out.

So according to me, no other superhero should have the superpower of super strength without

any interesting quirks or something that makes them stand out.

In simple words, don�t be Luke Cage.

Flying is another cliche superpower which is extremely lazy and unoriginal if it�s

the entire shtick of your character.

Any superhero with only the superpower of flying is a shit superhero who will probably

never get his own movie.

�member that bird dude? What is he called? Fal, fal, Fallon, fallopian tube, phallic

object, fal, Falcon! Falcon.

The only thing Falcon can do, is fly.

You know who else can fly?

Pigeons.

You're a glorified pigeon.

You can fly? You have the power of flying?

I have the power of booking a plane ticket.

You're a bird. I�m a dude in an aeroplane. You�re not amusing.

Flying is such an impractical superpower.

I guess it works if you have other extra superpowers, but just flying alone as the entire superpower

is shit.

If you�re making a superhero character, and his only superpower, is flying in the

sky, then just keep him on the ground man, your character will be called a clone, that

too of this loser. Not even Superman or something.

If one day an old guy gifts me a pair of wings that enable me to fly, and a knife.

I�ll take the wings, put them on his shoulders, and stab him with the knife.

Did the wings do him any good?

No.

Let me list all the problems with flying.

1. It messes up your hair

2. It's cold as aluminium balls up in the sky.

3. When you're flying, you get air resistance, right?

So, when you're flying, with the air all up in your face, your nose and all would look

smushed and fucked up, so a bird might mistake you for another bird, because even the bird

knows that humans don't fly and flying is an impractical superpower to have.

So it might mistake you for a sexy bird-ess-i guess? and try to have, you know, sex with

you.

What if it tries to have air hump you?

(Whispering) That's fucking weird.

And when the actual bird finds out that her husband's having sex with another person,

they're gonna break up.

And I've seen enough drama movies to know that she's not gonna listen to him going,

"oh it's just a misunderstanding".

You're gonna ruin that little bird's life because of your stupid superpower and your

fucked up face.

But back to this fuckface.

What can Falcon even do?

Best he can do is grab a person, fly really high and drop him on the ground.

By the time he does that the Avengers would've already killed everyone else

Took a couple selfies

Gone home

Done their business

And came back to see the annual festival of Falcon killing a bad guy.

Or he can do this.

Yeah! I'm immortal!

Yeah! I can live forever!

Whoo! I'll never die!

Yay!

Uhhh

Alright, this is getting boring.

Can I just-

-go?

Please?

Anyone?

ANYONE?

Oh fuck this

When you think about it, being rich is kind of a superpower.

If you're rich, then you can easily get anything you want. Be it a loaf of bread, a Buggati

or a superpower.

I mean, that's not even fictional, it's just real life.

Except the superpower part of course.

Oh wait...

You can!

Well, nevermind then. You're even more useless Falcon.

Just look at Batman or Ironman, you think they got all the cool shit they have just

because they�re smart?

Nah man. Stephen Hawking's smart, but do you see him flying a robotic exoskeleton or driving

a car aerodynamically designed to cover a lot of vertical space.

They got this shit because they were rich and had a bunch of money.

So yeah, if you�re rich, then it�s not very difficult to become a superhero.

Fucking rich people ruin everything.

Teleportation, I feel, is the most practical superpower, it has the most uses in the real

world, which does not contain any giant monsters you�ll have to defeat with your super strength

and fighting skills, or any genius villains you�ll have to outsmart through your mind

bending smartness.

The biggest problems you�ll face in this world are traffic, money, satisfaction, dry

spells etc.

And teleportation can solve all of those problems! (Warning: Results may vary)

See, the biggest problem that people face in the real world, is lack of money.

When people think of teleportation and money, they think, �I�ll rob a bank. Then I�ll

be rich�.

Although that may seem like a lucrative opportunity, there are a couple of problems with that idea

that you should consider.

The first problem is: where will you put all that money?

What you can do with your newfound stolen money is, either you put it in the bank and

pay your taxes and try to be a good guy, even though you just robbed a fucking bank.

Or you don�t pay your taxes and be the shit person you really are.

Doing both of those things is problematic.

If you try to put that money in the bank and be a good guy, you�ll be questioned where

you got all that money from.

And your unemployed ass don�t got no income source, does it?

So you�ll spiral into the sink of legal problems and it�s just a shitshow from there.

If you don�t put your money in the bank, you�ll have to put that money somewhere

or the other, so you�ll have to go through a lot of bullshit to put your money somewhere

safe, and I know your lazy ass enough to know that you�re not gonna do that.

You teleport to the fridge rather than walking for god's sake, you�re one lazy piece of

shit, if I�ve ever seen one.

Second problem is that by robbing a bank, you�re gonna hurt your own country�s economy.

And I don�t know if you have a problem with that or not, but I sure as hell do.

If you have this superpower, you should do something super with it.

If you�re gonna do something shit with it (like robbing a bank), then it�s not a superpower,

it�s a shitpower.

But don�t you worry, I look out for my mates, and I have the solution to all these problems.

The solution for all these problems is, you�re not gonna rob a bank.

What you�re gonna do is, you�re gonna start, a travel agency.

If you�re smart, then you already know where this is heading.

You�ll start a travel agency where you will transport people to any place in the world

instantly, at a significantly lower price than any other mode of transportation, through,

you guessed it, teleportation.

You�ll give a trial offer for 1 month where all transport through your teleportation transportation

will be free.

Through this method, you�ll grow a large customer base, which will be pretty much the

whole world.

The only problem with this is, there will be a lot of workload on you since you are

the only one who can teleport.

To avoid that problem, what you�ll do is

You�ll just get in touch with Tony Stark and he�ll figure out what to do, I don�t

fucking know

I don�t have a solution for that yet.

You could put a lot of people in a big room and teleport the room to different places,

and people will drop off to their station, sort of like a lift.

Oh wait, that�ll also take effort, nevermind then, just teleport to the fridge and get

me some food.

Time travel is hands down, the best superpower.

That is not an opinion, that is a fact. And anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Time travel is awesome.

Time travel is the most powerful superpower because you can defeat any superhero using

time travel.

It�s easy, you just time travel in the past before the superhero gets his superpower and

murder him.

Time travel has practical applications too. You can make a shit ton of money in stocks

using time travel.

You can time travel to any time you made a bad decision and fix that decision.

You can prevent your death by Final Destination-ing that shit.

You can be the best goddamn historian in the world.

You can be the best non-fiction storyteller in the world.

You can figure out the greatest mysteries of the world by time travelling to that mystery

and witnessing it yourself.

And the most important, you can Jurassic Park like a boss.

Tell me something better than looking at a bunch of dinosaurs in real life. (Pause) You

can't.

Amazing Slideshow.

So, when I was doing research for this video, I found a lot of weird and quirky superheroes

that I feel like I could make a video on.

So if you liked this video, and want me to talk about more fictional stuff, or movies,

or TV shows, or those weird superheroes, then like the video and tell me in the comments

to make this kind of stuff and I�ll make something.

Cool? Cool.

Anyways, that�s all I had to say about this whole topic.

Now take your muscular bodies and fly away to the immortal rich people.

Or teleport to them, I don�t give a shit.

I�ll go time travel now.

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The Key to Success Pay Attention! - Sadhguru - Duration: 10:58.

Speaker: The question is how can we translate Gita,

the philosophy of Krishna,

into augmenting business in India?

Sadhguru: I… I have not read the Gita, so

I really have not.

I'm sorry,

because,

for me

my own vision has never failed me.

So I always kept away from all scriptures

because I didn't want to clutter myself with something or the other.

The only thing that I learnt and I continue to do is,

if I look at something

if I look at a person,

I know their past, present and future.

That is the level of attention I'm paying to them.

I don't look at like this,

when I look I look at it completely with all that I have.

If you pay enough attention

there is nothing that will not yield.

So I never had any reason or need

to go looking for scriptures or something.

With all

with all respect and regard for them,

it is not that I am averse to it;

it's just that I have not had the time.

How this whole process started is,

when I was very young I realized that I just don't know anything.

See, if you realize that you do not know,

if it's a full-scale realization that you do not know anything,

paying attention will be natural.

Because you know everything –

ah, you know this guy, you know this, this, this, this, this;

there're assumptions and assumptions and assumptions.

Well, I have used it in a different way

but even if you're doing business

even it's for business purposes

the only reason why one human being seems to be

all the opportunities seems to be going in his direction and not other people,

is simply because

he is able to see and other people are not able to see.

It's not that it's not there for others.

One is able to see and others are not able to see.

So essentially a leader means

that you are able to see something

that others are not able to see.

So attention without intention;

simply being attentive

that's what we were trying to do in the afternoon;

not paying attention to something,

just practicing attention,

a very heightened level of attention

where

an unfocused attention

but when you focus it on something,

just about anything has to yield.

There is no other way to that attention.

So I always focused on enhancing and sharpening my attention,

never on retention

because what you gather is not you.

Essentially you know that you exist

only because you have some sense of attention right now, isn't it?

Suppose you fall asleep and you lose your attention,

you do not even know that you exist.

So the basis of your existence itself is attention.

And this attention need not be mortgaged to anything.

You just have to sharpen the attention.

See, if you have a knife in your hands

there is no such thing that you have to cut only apples with this.

If you have a sharp enough knife,

you could cut anything that you want.

But the important thing is the knife is sharp enough.

So if your attention is keen enough

not for something or the other –

if your attention has become very keen;

if you wish to do a certain type of activity you can successfully do it.

I think I must say something about my own enterprises at one time.

My enterprise started when I was eight years of age.

Because of a strange kind of pride in me,

I wouldn't

I never, ever took a single rupee as a pocket money from my parents.

I started making money when I was six, seven years of age.

By eight I was quite an accomplished entrepreneur.

Simple things

even today I'm known in Mysore

because I caught snakes in everybody's houses.

If I caught a snake, they gave me twenty-five rupees.

In 1960s, twenty-five rupees is a million dollars for a seven-year old, eight-year old kind.

I was just on top of the world.

So there is a food research institute - CFTRI

every Saturday afternoon I went there.

I caught four, five snakes.

They measured it.

I have to show it to… like this.

If it's over three feet, I get fifty rupees.

Less than three feet, I get twenty-five rupees.

On an afternoon I would make hundred to hundred-and-fifty rupees.

I don't know if you can imagine –

hundred and fifty rupees for a eight, ten-year-old kid in 1960s or 70s

was like a million dollars today.

It was big and I went to so many things;

just about anything that came my way.

I should tell you a little enterprise that I did

which grow into… grew into a big business.

After my university

where I learned nothing-

but I passed

The only thing was by then I had crisscrossed India on my motorcycle

and I suddenly realized when I went to the borders of India,

they asked me for something other than my driving license.

I did not even know that there was a passport.

See, it's not like today.

Today every child may be three-year old, four-year-old kid knows

he has to have a passport;

I'm in my twenties

but I do not know that I need a passport.

I went to the border and then they said,

'Where is your passport?'

I said, 'What? I have a driving license.'

They said, 'No, you need a passport.'

Then I turned back from Nepal border

and came back on my motorcycle.

So my only dream was I am going to just ride across the world.

So I wanted to do something.

I started kind of farming,

commercial farming.

I was making money.

I thought I will do for two years and leave.

But in the meantime my entrepreneurship took off in so many different ways.

Like this I went about

and then there was some

there was a industry coming up close-by;

they wanted to build a water treatment plant.

I happened to know the person who was running the industry.

I just went there and I wanted to meet him.

I was sitting in his office.

They were discussing something about a water treatment plant.

I just heard this and they were looking at the drawings and stuff.

Then I asked,

'Can I apply,

can I do this?

Because it's close to my farm,

can I do this?'

He said, 'No, no this is very complex.

There are some experts from Mumbai and Bangalore

who will come and do it.

You cannot do it.'

I said, 'Give me a chance. Let me see.'

I took the file from him. I went and read through everything.

Then I went back to him after three days and said,

'I can do this.'

He said, 'Don't you do this. You're my friend.

I don't want to do this.'

'No, just let me give a… you know the tender.'

So I, you know,

those days there was something called as Nava Karnataka book stalls.

They were selling only the Russian books.

You used to get big literature books.

You can get Leo Tolstoy's War & Peace for two rupees

and engineering books for one rupee, two rupees –

all hard bound books.

I bought ten books about water treatment plant.

Sat down in my farm and poured through this day and night.

I made my own new design.

I went there

and I gave a tender for one point seven-six lakhs,

mind you this is seventies.

And the closest tender was thirty-two lakhs;

the highest tender was over sixty lakhs.

He looked at this and said,

'You are funny.

You're not going to do this.'

I said, 'No, I can do it.'

He said, 'No way you can do it.

Look at this, the nearest tender is thirty-two lakhs

and you're saying one point seven-six lakhs.

How will you do it?'

I said, 'Give me one more day.'

I went back again and poured through the books.

I said, 'I'll do it.'

Then he said, 'It's ninety days you must finish this

and it must work.

If it doesn't work, at your own cost you must remove it.

Clean the site and go and I will not give you a rupee of advance.'

I again went and poured through the books.

I said, 'I can do it.'

I completed this in a… little over seventy days.

I did this in ninety plus thousand rupees.

In one shot I made eighty thousand rupees just like that.

People thought this is a hit.

There my construction industry started.

Raja Ramanna was coming for RMP plant.

He is just coming in a helicopter to see where the site is.

There is no, anybody there.

I just went and met this engineer.

He says he was breaking his head,

'I don't know what to do,

I have to mark the site.'

I said, 'I have got pegs and white cloth.

I will just go and mark the site for you.'

I marked it.

They paid me thirty-eight thousand rupees for a fifteen minute job.

I went on my motorcycle and just fixed it myself.

Like this my enterprise started and we grew into a major construction company.

We were going very big

but then I got enlightened.

So I gave up.

Speaker: Thank you… thank you Sadhguru for sharing that story.

Thank you professor.

We've kind of absolutely run out of time otherwise we could have continued for another half-an-hour at least.

Thank you for being an attentive audience.

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Can Yogis Learn to Time Travel ? - Sadhguru - Duration: 4:05.

Questioner: So we've read about lot of yogis who travel across time,

in a fraction of second they have travelled

from India to china,

that's where some of the

Sadhguru: But those times nobody was going to China.

Only now everybody is going to China.

Questioner: They can travel in a fraction of second.

Is that the travel just the travel… through mind or body?

Or if such a travel happens,

is it possible?

Sadhguru: Time travel, tch

There's no need to travel.

Time and space is an illusion created by your mind.

If you transcend that

there's no here and there,

there is no now and then.

So if you are like that,

if there are willing recipients

See right now,

suppose we have a transmitter here

See right now it's happening actually.

I am speaking here.

See no wires; these wires are not connected to me.

See! No wires.

I am speaking here;

it's coming out all over the place.

Yes?

No wires.

Because it's transmitting.

Because it's transmitting

what I speak here is all over the place.

So your ability to transmit yourself,

to what extent you can,

simply depends on to what extent you are not.

Is it physical,

is it mental,

is it this,

is it that?

These are all divisions made by your mind.

Can you exactly divide where is your body and where is your mind?

We can talk in that context only for the sake of understanding,

not for the sake of perception,

not for the sake of experience.

You cannot experience your mind or your body

or anything else separately, isn't it?

If you did not have a mind,

could you experience the body?

Hmm?

No.

So do you know where is your mind Donan now?

Do you know?

No.

So, it is just you.

Do you understand?

Rest is all made up.

'You' is good enough.

Don't make up too many things.

Don't make up too many things,

because you're only confusing the whole issue.

Instead of simplifying the issue,

you're confusing the issue,

you're complicating the issue.

So

time

space,

these are all made up in your head.

Such things don't exist.

If you simply sit here, not being a victim of your mind,

what is here is there, what is there is here.

You didn't go anywhere,

everything was here, that's all.