Opening our list of Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games is Just Dance 2017
Ubisoft�s fat-burning and fun-pumping dancing game gets to groove its way on the Nintendo
Switch! This time, everyone can finally get to break a sweat when playing a videogame.
Aside from its long list of songs, we will be seeing the return of Dance Quests and a
better scoring system for dancing accuracy. Popular songs from Maroon 5, Justin Bieber,
Fifth Harmony and more will get to shine in this game while additional songs will be available
as soon as the game hits the market.
It�s still the same Just Dance game we know and it�s set to release sometime in 2017
on the Nintendo Switch.
Ninth in the list is Sacred Hero
Indie games are poised to take on a bigger role in building the Nintendo Switch library�
and, apparently, Nintendo seems to love the idea. Sacred Hero is a game that is still
on the earliest stages of development. It was meant to be a 2D game but the developers
have amped it up a bit and made it into 3D.
No details have been revealed as of yet but what we do know is that according to the creators,
�it is an adventure game that twists the convention of the RPG genre.� Whatever twists
they come out of it will be very interesting to watch.
The only trailer we get is a one minute preview of the game�s shift from the 3D animation.
We�ll hear more about this game in 2017 as it sets to release this 2018.
In number 8 is Dragon Quest XI
There will be two Dragon Quest games breathing fire on the Nintendo Switch. X will be a huge
MMO game while this one, XI, will remain true to the series in terms of story, RPG elements
and characters.
It was originally a 3DS game. It will be ported to the Switch upon the release of Nintendo�s
new console. What we do know so far is that it features a huge open world to discover,
like the majority of Dragon Quest games. It�s new and enhanced third-person perspective
with graphics worthy of the modern platforms.
Square Enix has slated for a 2017 release date and we�re looking forward to hearing
more of it in the coming months.
In seventh place is LEGO: City Undercover
This game was released 3 years ago on the last-generation consoles. This time, the modern
machines can get to taste it next year. Apart from its usual games that borrows licensing
from various franchises, City Undercover is its own story based on their toys.
Players will get to control a cop as he roams around its sandbox world filled with destructible
LEGO and the signature LEGO humor. He can disguise and do anything in his power to stop
the rampant growth of crime in the city.
According to the developers, it�s a game that borrows inspiration from Grand Theft
Auto, however the roles will be reversed as you stop crime instead of causing one. It�s
set to release sometime in 2017 on the Nintendo Switch and also on the Xbox One and PS4!
In number 6 is Monster Boy And The Cursed Kingdom
This spiritual successor of the classic Monster World or better yet the �Wonder Boy� franchise
returns with all its traditional fun platforming experience.
Take control of Jin as he embarks on an adventure to stop his evil and crazy uncle from creating
more chaos in the world. Similar to Wonder Boy III, The game grants you the ability to
let your player transform into six different animals� to solve puzzles and combat enemies.
While no further details have been revealed as of yet, we�re gonna be expecting that
this game will reinvigorate our nostalgic senses to the original SEGA game. It�s set
to release sometime in 2017 on the Nintendo Switch!
Ranked fifth is Project Sonic 2017
From the creators that brought us Sonic Generations and Colors comes a whole new game that might
go faster than the speed of light, or fall into the depths of Professor Eggman�s plans.
The world has been engulfed in mayhem and it�s already in its post-apocalyptic state.
Sonic needs help more than ever.
Project Sonic 2017 is the latest installment of the Sonic Team that adds layers and layers
of good fun, and hopefully we don�t get to see 2D levels on 3D worlds. There are little
details revealed as of now� but we do know that you�re gonna be busy asking help from
various generations of Sonic characters. One more thing� let�s hope it doesn�t follow
the trail of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric!
It�s set to release sometime in 2017 on the Nintendo Switch.
In fourth place is Yooka-Laylee
From the creative talent of Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong Country gives you a duo of
unlikely chemistry. Follow Yooka, the green reptilian with his friend Laylee, the adorable
purple bat as they engage in a quest of platforming wonder.
It was first announced to release on the Wii U. For some reasons, the developer decided
to cancel the Wii U version� and instead push for release on the Nintendo Switch.
The creators of the game are promising a colorful and fun adventure for fans of the platforming
genre. Solve puzzles, gain cool abilities and collect secrets because that�s the core
features of a good platformer, right?
This game received part of its funding through Kickstarter. Surprisingly, a lot of fans decided
to pour their support into it. Thus making the game possible to hit the stores sometime
in 2017.
In number 3 is Stardew Valley
Ahhhh, the sweet escape of the hustle and bustle of urban life takes us to this delightful
game. Developed by one guy, this life simulator borrows inspirations from classic farm games
like Harvest Moon to give you the most fun experience of living your own life and building
your own sanctuary.
Stardew Valley coming to the Switch is a great idea. Moving the screen from the big to the
small can create moments of relaxation for the players who just want to chill and find
their perfect bachelor or bachelorette to marry. It�s a very engaging adventure and
the game�s focus on building, crafting, fighting and socializing is memorable.
It�s set to release sometime in 2017. Hopefully along with the game�s long-awaited multiplayer
patch.
Second is Seasons Of Heaven
The indies have taken a lot of entries in the Switch�s long list of upcoming games.
And we�ll definitely see a lot more titles as Nintendo publishes more details about the
platform in the coming months.
Season of Heaven is a game directly from a book with the same name. It follows a young
boy and his dog in a magical adventure. They�ll encounter weird statues, creepy ghosts and
even a huge monster-like spider.
The trailer, which the dev said is a PC footage, doesn�t show much in terms of story or gameplay.
But it gives us an idea of the overall feel of the game. And it�s a Switch exclusive.
We don�t know the exact release date� let�s hope it�s a year-one title.
And here are the runners up before we reveal the number 1.
Splatoon Switch. Whether it�s a port or a sequel to the adorable shooter, we don�t
know yet. What we do know is that it�s going to be one helluva shooter. It may even increase
the visibility of Splatoon on the e-Sports scene.
Mario Kart Switch. The console reveal showcased Mario Kart 8, or an updated version of it.
As with other games in this list, details are scarce. But it looks like a better Battle
Mode will be included and that�s good enough for us!
Dragon Quest X. It might just happen. This Japan exclusive MMORPG title may finally be
made available to Western players since its release in 2012. No official date has been
announced but it sure is coming to the Nintendo Switch� soon.
Cube Life: Island Survival HD. This is a port of block-building, survival game released
on the Wii U in 2015. Again, there�s no official release date yet.
Constructor HD. Harking back to the old days of PC gaming, this classic RTS gets a new
life on the Nintendo Switch -- as well as with other platforms. Better graphics, re-balanced
gameplay, new maps and modes. No release date yet.
Of course, there�s no denying that The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the most anticipated
Nintendo Switch game of 2017 - 2018.
Open world, deep RPG mechanics and a fun survival crafting system makes this the most promising
Zelda in recent years. It�s obvious that this game is gonna shape Nintendo Switch once
it hits the market.
The story takes place in the future. Link wakes up in a world of loneliness. Kingdoms
have fallen and weird mechanical robots rule the green valleys. The world is in peril and
he has to do whatever he can to find out what really happened during his sleep.
This game is taking Zelda to its most ambitious degree. Nintendo even mentioned that you can
finish the game without beating the main story. Now.. that�s interesting.
We�ll see this game sometime in 2017 and hopefully it gets a release window because
we can�t contain ourselves for long. Knowing Nintendo, this game is gonna be good!
How about you guys? What Nintendo Switch games are you looking forward to? Leave a comment
below and let�s talk about it.
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How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect - Duration: 10:10.
How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect.
By Gregg Prescott.
If you could go back in time, any choices you make outside of what already occurred
in the past would have a ripple effect on future events.
What if you didn�t realize you were already time traveling?
What if your dreams played as important of a role as your waking life?
Is this why the main stream media is constantly throwing negative events at us in order to
reinforce their timeline of subservience, control, and conformity, while knowing the
importance of how this timeline is being played out?
What can we do about this?
The ripple effect is the successive changing of future timelines after changing present
events.
Events from the future are transformed to become consistent with the alteration of the
timeline and are changed as a result of the ripple effect.
Did you ever have a dream where you saw the future and down the road, that dream became
reality?
How is this possible?
Time is linear and is only relevant to this planet.
For example, a 24 hour day on Earth is not the same as a full day on Mars, which is approximately
28 hours long.
Every probability for the future exists right now.
Only the past and present are fixed in linear time.
When we dream about future events, we are basically creating the possibility for that
event to occur.
When it occurs, we tend to write it off as coincidence, not fully knowing how powerful
our thoughts truly are.
Changing Timelines Through The Law Of Attraction
The Law of Attraction works in a similar way.
The Law of Attraction will bring you whatever is predominantly on your mind.
What if you were able to change future events right now by simply thinking positive thoughts
and affirmations?
Even the simplest things make a difference, such as letting a car into heavy traffic or
opening the door for someone.
When I�m at the beach, I always try to take a �Walk of Gratitude,� where I thank the
Creator, Universe, my spirit guides and guardian angels, friends and family on both sides of
the veil, our galactic neighbors and friends, Mother Earth and my higher self.
I express love and gratitude to all and add that I will continue to listen and be guided
with an open mind, ears, and heart.
I also ask for protection and safety in all areas of life.
I never ask for anything materialistic because materialism is what divides us as people.
While walking to my particular spot where I express my gratitude, I envision a �bubble
of love� that encompasses everything and everyone around me.
Sometimes, I�ll smile and say, �Good Morning� to people who I make eye contact with, but
inside, I�m saying, �I love you.�
I also try to incorporate a mantra where I tell myself that my DNA is changing as all
of my codons are open, as we only have 22 of our 64 codons open in our DNA.
I ask all of those I express gratitude to, to help me open these remaining codons, so
I can heal myself and others in the best interests of humanity.
Within this Walk of Gratitude, there is a balance of service to self and service to
others, all in the highest vibrations of truth and love.
If you incorporate a similar routine in your life (feel free to amend anything and make
it YOURS), you�ll find the world will change around you.
I can�t express the importance of thinking positive thoughts as each thought is energy
that goes out into the aether and exists as a possibility for future events.
Changing Your Routine
Another way to alter timelines is to change your daily routine.
According to Dolores Cannon, every decision you make creates a parallel reality.
For example, if you decided to wear white socks instead of yellow socks or no socks
at all, in a parallel reality, you chose to wear yellow socks and in a different parallel
universe, you chose to wear no socks at all.
Every possible option is played out in parallel realities and the option that we are all experiencing
is only one version of this.
Our present reality is simply the probability of all parallel universes being played out
in present time.
In another parallel universe, there is no war, famine, or homelessness.
Tesla�s free energyhas been implemented since the 1800�s and we have been traveling
throughout space for the past 80 years.
Bilocating and teleporting yourself anywhere in the world is a common theme.
There are no chemtrails, GMO�s, or fluoride in the water.
Our air, food and water supplies are pristine!
This reality exists right now and we�re all living on it in a parallel universe.
The more we believe in this alternate reality, the more it comes to fruition.
By simply envisioning this as a probability has already changed the outcome!
Also see: Nikola Tesla: Time Travel Experiments
The matrix we live in is based on expectations and predictive programming, so by altering
your routine, you�re also altering the present timeline which in turn, affects future timelines.
It�s as easy as incorporating something positive into your daily routine or doing
a random act of kindness for someone whenever the opportunity arises.
At this point, the ripple effect takes place and while you�re still thinking, �This
is just an ordinary day�, something BIG just happened to create a positive timeline
in the future for EVERYONE!
Affirmations That Will Change Future Timelines
Just by saying these affirmations out loud, you are altering the timeline in a positive
way!
In our future timeline:
there is no money or need for government.
we are all living in abundance and prosperity.
all health issues are healed, treated and cured holistically without the need for Big
Pharma.
our life span is as long as we desire.
aging, as we know it, no longer exists.
our water, air and food supplies are pristine.
there is no fear, only love.
all races live in peace and embrace what makes us different from one another.
we embrace and peacefully coexist with other star nations and travel back and forth to
share our experiences with one another.
we are able to teleport anywhere in the world, galaxy, or universe.
we have finally left the matrix!
We Can Make This Happen!
The following is an excerpt from Proof That Group Meditation Can Change The World:
Meditation has the potential to literally transform the world.
In 1978, what is known as the �Maharishi Effect� took place when a group of 7000
individuals over the course of 3 weeks were meditating in hopes of positively effecting
the surrounding city.
They were able to literally transform the collective energy of the city which reduced
global crime rates, violence, and casualties during the times of their meditation by an
average of 16%.
Suicide rates and automobile accidents also were reduced with all variables accounted
for.
In fact, there was a 72% reduction in terrorist activity during the times at which this group
was meditation.
If group meditation can change the world, so can positive affirmations!
Imagine the ripple effect that occurred in 1978 when this happened?
There are many things that have come and gone without coming to fruition, such as the North
American Union, Edgar Cayce�s prediction of Armageddon in 1999, the New World Order
in 2000, etc� It�s very well possible that these events were deterred by the Maharishi
Effect in 1978 as well as the Harmonic Convergence that occurred in 1987, where synchronized
meditation events from August 16�17, 1987 shifted the collective consciousness on the
planet.
n order for this to change the timelines as quickly as possible, it�s important to share
this with as many people as possible.
The more people who are thinking positive outcomes, the faster they will happen.
Now, more than ever, we really need this to come to fruition as those in power are pushing
for World War III.
In a very near parallel universe, this does not happen and it could boil down to you helping
to create this ripple effect!
Gregg Prescott, M.S. is the founder and editor of In5D and BodyMindSoulSpirit.
You can find his In5D Radio shows on the In5D Youtube channel.
Gregg is also a transformational speaker and promotes spiritual, metaphysical and esoteric
conferences in the United States through In5dEvents.
His love and faith for humanity motivates him to work in humanity�s best interests
12-15+ hours a day, 365 days a year.
Please like and follow In5D on Facebook, BodyMindSoulSpirit on Facebook
and In5D on YouYube!
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Obi Wan Movie - Beyond The Trailer - Duration: 10:45.
So first things first
this video contains spoilers
for Rogue One.
So...you've been warned!
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APD busts thieves targeting holiday shoppers - Duration: 2:17.
-- AND FINDS -- WHEN
OFFICERS CRUISE STORE
PARKING LOTS LOOKING FOR
THIEVES DURING THE
HOLIDAY SHOPPING
SEASON.
THE FRIGHTENING PART --
THIS VIDEO YOU'RE ABOUT
TO SEE IS JUST A SNIPPET
FROM ONE BUST -- THE
KIND OF BUST THAT
HAPPENS JUST ABOUT EVERY
HOUR -- EVERY DAY.
NEWS 13'S SOYOUNG KIM IS
LIVE NEAR I-40 AND
EUBANK WITH THE STORY --
SOYOUNG..
JESSICA, DEAN -- IT WAS
A BLACK FRIDAY BUST.
PLAIN CLOTHES OFFICERS
WERE PATROLLING THESE
PARKING LOTS. IT DIDN'T
TAKE LONG TO SPOT
THIEVES IN ACTION.
12:02:45 - NATS TOOLS
CLANKING FROM TOOLS
12:06:55 - "Tie downs
and tow hitch." TO CELL
PHONES
12:00:29 - "Oh, here's a
cellphone."
12:04:33 - "Here's
another phone."
12:04:35 - NATS - PHONE
SLIDING ACROSS CAR
AND LAPTOPS
12:01:22 - 25 "You ran
this laptop right?
There's another laptop."
THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF
THE ITEMS DETECTIVES
all the stuff they got
today."
THIS BUST WAS PART OF AN
OPERATION THE DAY AFTER
THANKSGIVING - CRACKING
DOWN ON THIEVES
TARGETING HOLIDAY
SHOPPERS.
12:08:59 - NATS GRABBING
STOLEN ITEMS
DETECTIVES SAY THEY
SPOTTED THE SILVER HONDA
DRIVING AROUND THE
PARKING LOTS OF THE BEST
BUY AND BABIES R US'
NEAR EUBANK AND I-40.
INVESTIGATORS SAY THE
FEMALE
PASSENGER WOULD GET OUT
AND WALK AROUND, LOOKING
INSIDE CARS.
12:02:33 - "They're not
up to any good."
OFFICERS FOLLOWED THE
HONDA OUT OF THE PARKING
LOT AND WERE ABLE TO
APPROACH THE
TWO SUSPECTS WHEN THEY
PULLED INTO A DRIVEWAY
NEAR MONTGOMERY AND JUAN
TABO. ACCORDING TO THE
CRIMINAL COMPLAINT, AN
OFFICER HAD TO PULL A
GUN WHEN THE SUSPECT,
34- YEAR-OLD, RICHARD
CARDONA, WOULDN'T TAKE
HIS HAND OUT OF HIS
POCKET. HE LATER TOLD
INVESTIGATORS .. QUOTE.
"I WAS GOING TO PULL THE
FIREARM OUT AND MAKE YOU
SHOOT ME." CARDONA, IS A
CONVICTED FELON WHO
SHOULDN'T HAVE A GUN.
11:37:35 "There's a gun
in my pocket." "There's
a gun in your pocket?"
"Yes." ONCE BOTH
SUSPECTS WERE SECURE.
11:40:36 "We've got two
in custody." THE HAUL
CONTINUED....
12:01:04 - 06 "There's a
little bit of meth in
there."
12:03:56 - NATS PUTTING
TOOLS IN TRUCK
12:07:50 - NATS CLOSING
CAR DOOR
IT'S NOT CLEAR WHEN ALL
OF THESE ITEMS WERE
STOLEN. BUT
INVESTIGATORS DO SAY ...
...THE CAR WAS STOLEN
FROM A PARKING LOT IN
OCTOBER. BACK TO YOU.
OKAY SOYOUNG. CARDONA
WAS EVENTUALLY HANDED
OFF TO THE FEDS ...
BECAUSE HE WAS A FELON
WITH A GUN.
WE'RE FOLLOWING
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New Mexico prepares for New Year's Eve celebrations - Duration: 2:15.
IT COMES TO NEW YEAR'S
EVE PARTIES -- BUT
THERE'S STILL A
LOT GOING ON. AND SOME
OF THE OPTIONS AREN'T
EXACTLY CHEAP.
NEWS 13'S MADELINE
SCHMITT IS LIVE IN CIVIC
PLAZA WITH WHAT PEOPLE
ARE DOING HERE TO RING
IN THE NEW YEAR --
MADELINE.
JESSICA -- THERE ARE THE
FREE EVENTS -- LIKE THE
CITY'S NEW
TRADITION HERE IN CIVIC
PLAZA. IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE
MORE GLAMOROUS -- THERE
ARE OPTIONS -- BUT
THEY'LL COST YOU.
FORGET TIMES SQUARE.
...
... NEW MEXICO HAS ITS
OWN UNIQUE WAYS OF
COUNTING DOWN TO THE NEW
YEAR. IN NOB HILL --
THERE'S THE CHILE DROP.
...
... IT'S FREE. ACROSS
TOWN -- DOWNTOWN.
...
...
THE CITY OF ALBUQUERQUE
IS THROWING A BASH AT
CIVIC PLAZA. WHERE A
BALLOON RISES. SANTA
FE'S PLAZA CELEBARATION
WON'T COST YOU ANYTHING,
EITHER. BUT OTHER NEW
YEARS EVE EVENTS GET A
LITTLE PRICEY.
...
"You can get fancy if
pretty good on the
couch"...
THE SANTA ANA STAR
CENTER'S PARTY IS 35
DOLLARS A TICKET
-- ONE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR
A V-I-P PASS.
...
"Would you ever spend
$100 on a New Years Eve
dinner or party?
Might depend on who I
was going to do it with,
but maybe"... SPEND
NEARLY EIGHTY DOLLARS
FOR DINNER AND A PARTY
AT THE INDIAN PUEBLO
CULTURAL CENTER. ... OR
FORK OVER 135
DOLLARS FOR JUST DINNER
AT THE ANASAZI
RESTAURANT IN
SANTA FE. GO ALL OUT --
AT THE SHERATON UPTOWN
WITH A DEAL THAT
INCLUDES A ROOM, BUFFET
AND CHAMPAGNE
TOAST -- JUST OVER THREE
HUNDRED AND THIRTY
BUCKS. BUT AS PEOPLE ON
THE STREETS TELL US --
SOMETIMES THERE'S JUST
NOTHING QUITE LIKE
STAYING IN -- OR KEEPING
IT LOW-KEY.
...
"The big, fancy
elaborate things on NYE
can be a good time, but
you know, it
was just too much, it
was almost
overwhelming"...
THE CITY'S EVENT KICKS
OFF HERE IN CIVIC PLAZA
TOMORROW NIGHT -- AT
NINE AND LASTS UNTIL
AFTER THE BALLOON RISES
AT MIDNIGHT.
THERE WILL BE A
CHAMPAGNE TOAST.
JESSICA, BACK TO YOU.
OKAY MADELINE. WE'VE GOT
MORE INFORMATION ON NEW
YEAR'S CELEBRATIONS FROM
ALBUQUERQUE TO SANTA FE
-- JUST HEAD TO K-R-Q-E
DOT COM OR THE K-R-Q-E
NEWS APP.
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Cutting Edge: App aims to curb drinking and driving - Duration: 2:39.
THOSE PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE.
MIKE WANKUM SHOWS US HOW IT
WORKS IN TONIGHT'S CUTTING EDGE.
MIKE EACH OF US HAS A UNIQUE WAY
: OF WALKING.
NO TWO PEOPLE HAVE THE EXACT
SAME GAIT.
WE NATURALLY SWAY BACK AND
FORTH, BUT ALCOHOL EFFECTS YOUR
NATURAL STRIDE.
>> HOW DRUNK YOU ARE, THE MORE
-- IS PROPORTIONATE TO HOW MUCH
YOU SWAY.
THE MORE DRUNK YOU ARE, THE MORE
YOU SWAY.
MIKE PROFESSOR EMMANUEL AGU
: OF WORCESTER POLYTECHNIC
INSTITUTE STUDIES HOW PEOPLE
SWAY MORE AS THEY DRINK.
>> WE CAPTURED DATA FROM THE
SENSORS.
FROM THIS WE CAN BASICALLY DO
SOME ANALYSIS.
MIKE ALL THOSE SENSORS ARE
: ALREADY BUILT INTO THE AVERAGE
SMARTPHONE.
A-GOO FEEDS THEM INTO AN APP HIS
TEAM CREATED, ALCOGAIT.
>> YOU HAVE GPS, MICROPHONES, 2
CAMERAS.
YOU HAVE ALL THESE THINGS IN THE
PHONE THAT WE CAN USE TO PULL
DATA FROM THE REAL WORLD AND
MAKE INTELLIGENT APPLICATIONS.
MIKE TO TEST THE APP THEY USE
: THESE SPECIAL GOGGLES.
WHICH DISTORT YOUR VISION AND
MAKE YOU SWAY, AS IF YOU WERE
LEGALLY DRUNK WITHOUT HAVING TO
USE ANY ALCOHOL.
>> YOU'VE GIVEN A SAMPLE OF YOUR
SOBER WALK TO THE APP.
AND THAT'S THE BASELINE FOR HOW
MUCH YOU SWAY WHEN YOU ARE
SOBER.
MIKE TEAM MEMBERS ANDREW MCAFFEE
: OF LUNEBURG AND BEN BIANCHI OF
MELROSE CAN WALK DOWN THE HALL
WAY WITH THE ALCOGAIT APP AND
BASED ON HOW THEY SWAY, IT
ESTIMATES THEIR BLOOD ALCOHOL
LEVEL.
>> IT DISTORTS YOUR VISION.
IT DISTORTS WHAT THEY SEE, SO
WHEN THEY WALK THEY SWAY LIKE IF
THEY WERE DRUNK.
>> THEY ARE HOPING IT CAN HELP
OTHER COLLEGE STUDENTS.
40% OF COLLEGE STUDENTS BINGE
>>40% OF COLLEGE STUDENTS BINGE
DRINK.
AND THEY BINGE DRINK AND THERE
ARE ALL THESE CONSEQUENCES
AND
AND SAFE DECISIONS.
MIKE AFTER CLINICAL TRIALS
: INVOLVING REAL ALCOHOL THE
TEAM HOPES TO BUILD FEATURES
THAT COULD PREVENT YOU FROM
STARTING YOUR CAR BASED ON YOUR
STRIDE OR MAKE YOU GET A
DESIGNATED DRIVER.
>> WHEN YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO
DRIVE AN UBER WOULD BE CALLED
, FOR YOU AUTOMATICALLY OR A
CAB.
MIKE THE APP IS NOT PUBLICLY
: AVAILABLE YET, BUT AFTER MORE
TESTING, THE WPI TEAM HOPES TO
RELEASE IT IN THE NEXT SEVERAL
MONTHS.
MARIA: I AM
TIRED, I WORK LATE,
I DO NOT EVEN DRINK.
I CAN SWAY AT MIDNIGHT WHEN I
AM
WALKING OUT OF HERE.
>> THEY BUILD THAT INTO THE
PROGRAM.
IT HAS YOU WALK AND G
S USED TO
THE WAY YOU WALK AND THE MORE
YOU SWAY, THE MORE YOU HAVE BEEN
DRINKING.
THAT IS HOW THE CHECK YOUR BLOOD
ALCOHOL CONTENT.
BEN: AND THEN IT CAN TRY INTO
YOUR CAR'S APP.
MIKE: IT WILL ALSO TRACK FOR YOU
DRINK AT.
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VIDEO: Chilly temps tonight - Duration: 2:46.
IT WAS FLAT OUT SNOW THAT WE
WERE TALKING ABOUT.
THIS IS COMING IN
AT A HEAVIER
TOLL.
WE HAD OVER EIGHT INCHES AND A
NUMBER OF LOCATIONS.
IT WAS THE CITY
THAT PICK UP
5.6.
WE PICKED UP OVER AN INCH OF
RAIN YESTERDAY.
IF IT WAS COLD ENOUGH WE WOULD
THE SHOVELING 12 OR 13 INCHES OF
SNOW.
WE DID HAVE A FEW OF THOSE SNOW
SHOWERS.
WE SAW THAT TODAY.
WE ARE DONE WITH IT AND
WE DO
NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYMORE
OF IT BUT TOMORROW NIGHT WE HAVE
A SYSTEM COMING INTO THE WEST
THAT MAY GIVE US ANOTHER
OPPORTUNITY TO SEE RAIN AND SNOW
IN THE FORECAST.
THIS WILL CUT ITS WAY ACROSS
CANADA.
IT IS CLOSE ENOUGH THAT IT GIVES
US MOISTURE.
IT IS CHILLY AND WINDY TONIGHT.
AS WE START TO
TALK ABOUT
TOMORROW AFTERNOON, THE CLOUDS
COME BACK IN.
A FEW PLACES MAY DROP BELOW
THE
FREEZING MARK.
CLEAR AND COLD TONIGHT.
MORNING SUN AND AFTERNOON
CLOUDS.
IT IS ALL BECAUSE THAT SYSTEM
OFF TO THE WEST CUTS ACROSS AND
WE SEE IT HAPPEN.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TOMORROW
NIGHT AFTER THE EVENING COMMUTE.
ALMOST AS WE ARE HEADING TOWARD
FIRST NIGHT.
SUNSHINE IN THE MORNING AND HERE
IS 3 P.M.
WE START TO TALK ABOUT 10:00 TO
WERE NIGHT.
A LITTLE BIT OF SNOW BREAKS OUT.
EVEN IF YOU SPOT SHOWERS AS
WELL.
THIS DRIVES ITS WEIGHT CLOSER
BUT THE TEMPERATURES ARE JUST
TOO WARM.
MOST CASES IT IS SPRINKLED.
WE WILL BEGIN 2017 WITH LOTS OF
SUNSHINE.
SOME SPRINKLES AND WET
SNOWFLAKES.
INLAND WE COULD SEE SOME
FLURRIES OR MAYBE SOME
COLLECTING ON THE GRASSY AREAS.
YOU MIGHT SEE AN INCH OF SNOW.
THAT IS THE WAY IT IS SHAPING
UP.
THIS IS HAPPENING LATE TOMORROW
NIGHT AND OUT OF YOUR BY THE
TIME WE TALK ABOUT LATE SUNDAY
MORNING.
RELATIVELY MILD ON SUNDAY.
AND COOL ON MONDAY.
WHAT HAPPENS ON MONDAY, WE HAVE
-- IT CHANGES OVER TO RAIN ON
TUESDAY.
BEFORE THE COLD CAN GET HERE
,
TEMPERATURES WILL FIND THE UPPER
40'S.
I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED TO SEE
SOME 50'S BEFORE THE COLD COMES
BACK IN.
THEN WE GET SNOW A FROM TODAY.
TOMORROW NIGHT LOOKING LIKE
WHITE STUFF.
BE CAUTIOUS.
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Los rituales de Johanna Fadul por Año Nuevo | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 3:10.
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China Announces Plan to End Domestic Ivory Trade By End of 2017 - Duration: 0:58.
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Albuquerque police searching for 6 missing, endangered children - Duration: 0:35.
HER SIX KIDS AND IS ON
THE RUN TONIGHT FROM
POLICE.
GENOVEVA FAZIO IS WANTED
FOR BEATING AND SEXUALLY
ASSUALTING HER
14-YEAR-OLD SON.
ACCORDING TO THE ARREST
WARRANT.... FAZIO IS
ACCUSED OF PUNISHING HIM
BY PULLING ON HIS
GENITALS, PUNCHING,
KICKING, AND BITING HIM.
HE
EVENTUALLY ESCAPED AND
RAN TO A POLICE STATION.
WHEN OFFICERS WENT TO
THE HOME... FAZIO AND
SIX OF HER OTHER KIDS
RANGING IN AGE FROM A
BABY TO A 14 YEAR OLD
... WERE GONE. A- P-D
SAYS ALL SIX KIDS HAVE
BLACK HAIR AND HAZEL
EYES. IF YOU
KNOW ANYTHING-- CALL
POLICE.
.
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CT Supreme Court Reinstates Skakel Conviction - Duration: 0:28.
(HE)
OUR NEXT BIG STORY--
DEVELOPING NEWS ON
KENNEDY COUSIN
MICHAEL SKAKEL.
CONNECTICUT'S HIGHEST
COURT HAS REINSTATED
SKAKEL'S MURDER
CONVICTION FOR THE 1975
KILLING OF MARTHA
MOXLEY.
IN A FOUR-TO-THREE
RULING, THE STATE'S
SUPREME COURT
REJECTED A LOWER
COURT'S 2013 RULING --
THAT FOUND SKAKEL'S
ATTORNEY FAILED TO
PROPERLY REPRESENT
HIM.
THAT RULING LED TO A
JUDGE FREEING SKAKEL
AND GRANTING HIM A NEW
TRIAL.
SKAKEL'S ATTORNEY SAYS
HE'S STILL REVIEWING THE
SUPREME COURT'S
DECISION AND HAS NO
COMMENT.
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Drunk driving worries on New Year's Eve on Dickson Street - Duration: 1:33.
TO MEGHAN KEE.
PSHE IS LIVE WITH WHAT WE CAN
PEXPECT ON THE ROADS.
PHELLO.
PMEGHAN: RIGHT NOW WE KNOW THAT
PPOLICE WILL BE INCREASING
PPATROLS IN THIS AREA ESPECIALLY
PHERE ON DICKSON STREET.
PTHEY WILL ALSO BE ON THE LOOKOUT
PFOR DRUNK DRIVERS.
PPOLICE SAY THERE ARE NOT AS MANY
PPEOPLE OUT DRUNK DRIVING ON NEW
PYEAR'S EVE AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
PTHEY SAY THAT CAMPAIGNS HAVE
PREALLY HELPED DECREASE DRUNK
PDRIVING IN THE AREA.
PTONS OF NEW YEAR'S YOU
PCELEBRATIONS WILL BE HAPPENING
PIN OUR AREA.
PTHERE WILL BE AN EVENT IN THE
PFAYETTEVILLE SQUARE AND YOU'RE
PDISMISSED I -- GEORGE'S
PMAJESTIC LOUNGE WILL ALSO BE
PHOSTING A PARTY.
PI HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY CHALLENGES
PIN THE LAST FEW YEARS.
POUR LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES A GREAT
PJOB KEEPING DICKSON STREET SAVE.
PWHILE THEY MAY RAMP UP A LITTLE
PBIT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, THERE ARE
PREALLY NO PROBLEMS.
PWE HAVE GREAT PARTNERS IN
PFAYETTEVILLE PUT -- FAYETTEVILLE
PPD.
PMEGHAN: YOUR BEST BET IS TO
PCATCH A RIDE OR STAY SOBER IF
PYOU WANT TO STAY OUT OF JAIL.
PMULTIPLE CAP SERVICES AND
PTRANSPORTATION SERVICES WILL BE
PRUNNING TOMORROW NIGHT.
P UBER THERE AND UBER BACK.
PTHAT IS A SIMPLE WAY TO TALK
PABOUT IT.
PMEGHAN: THERE WILL BE AN
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NO CONTEXT THEATRE COMPILATION - Duration: 13:52.
SEDGE: Hey, this is Sedge.
DAN: ...and Dan.
SEDGE: ...and it's the 31st of December!
DAN: No it's not, it's the 28th.
SEDGE: When the video comes out!
DAN: Shit!
SEDGE: Gotta think in the future!
DAN: *confused singing noises*
DAN: How weird is that?
SEDGE: It's cool.
DAN: It's cool.
SEDGE: It's cool.
DAN: It's cool.
SEDGE: So!
SEDGE: We're gonna do like a little messagy thing, so skip to here...
SEDGE: Don't eat it, no!
SEDGE: You've already seen the timecode.
SEDGE: Use that for reference.
DAN: *vigorous time-consuming noises* SEDGE: NO!
SEDGE: But on to the bullshit! DAN: *various blubbly hand-puppet noises*
DAN: Why did you say "on to the bullshit" then look at me?
SEDGE: <3
SEDGE: You wrinkled my crinkle!
DAN: Bye.
DAN: On to the shared amount of bullshit.
DAN: Thank you for a great n-ahh-y-ah-bleekablahbluh.
SEDGE: ...and a Happy New BLEH.
SEDGE: So, let's reminisce, shall we?
DAN: *angelic decapitation song*
DAN: We started off with 365 subs at the start of this year. SEDGE: From January 1st, 2016.
DAN: That's pretty cool.
SEDGE: ...and you joined in November, of the previous year,
SEDGE: ...but you've been, like, pretty much part of the channel anyway.
SEDGE: ...so it's like we've always been spiritually Sedge and Dan.
DAN: We're almost (at the time of making this video) at 1500 subs.
SEDGE: Not 15,000!
DAN: ...we wish...
DAN: Although you are all very highly valued, *can't think of anything that isn't corny*
SEDGE: You're all worth a million! DAN: You all know what yo...we...y...
DAN: ...blehblehblehbleh.
DAN: We have not just built a channel, but we have built a community.
SEDGE: This is all scripted.
DAN: ...this is all scripted.
SEDGE: We've got the channel, which is cool.
SEDGE: ...but we've got you guys, which is so much better. DAN: Yeah!
DAN: We have a, you know, a community.
SEDGE: We wouldn't be here without you. DAN: Exactly! You guys are funny...
DAN: ...you know, all that kinda bullshit. You leave nice comments. SEDGE: ...interactive.
DAN: It'd be nice if you left more nice comments.
SEDGE: There's plenty of nice comments. DAN: No, leave more.
DAN: I want more! SEDGE: A new person...
SEDGE: ...sorry, I forgot your name...
SEDGE: ...she binge-watched all, like, pretty much all of our stuff. DAN: I saw that!
SEDGE: How cool is that?
DAN: That was very cool. SEDGE: That's fucking awesome.
*breaking noises*
DAN: Shit.
SEDGE: Yep, that's broken.
HORS: So yeah.
SEDGE: ...yeah... HORS: No, you just keep talking.
SEDGE: Oh alright then, fair enough. HORS: Keep talking. SEDGE: Okay...
SEDGE: *slapping noises* HORS: AAAAAAGGHHH
SEDGE: This year has been freaking awesome. HORS: *thumbs-up noises*
SEDGE: It's been so good.
SEDGE: There's been a lot of nice hard growth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HORS: *m'lady noises*
SEDGE: M'lady.
SEDGE: You nearly pulled your own nose! Just *nose pulling noises*
SEDGE: M'lady.
HORS: That hurt my tongue. SEDGE: I'm sorry.
SEDGE: Were you sticking your tongue out?
SEDGE & HORS: *various tongue-related noises*
SEDGE: That's this year done.
SEDGE: Hey sexy.
SEDGE: My face!
SEDGE: Yee-haw.
SEDGE: To commemorate a whole god damn year of good times...
SEDGE: ...that's a good idea, now it's going to ruin the fucking camera.
SEDGE: No!
SEDGE: We've got my personal favourite...
SEDGE: ...segment of any of our stuff...
SEDGE: Would it be yours too? DAN: I don't know what you're gonna say.
SEDGE: It's No Context Theatre! DAN: Oh well now I know what he was gonna say!
SEDGE: I told you! Dammit!
DAN: So your personal f...
DAN: *general derp noises*
SEDGE: Mmm, words. DAN: Let's try that again. Go on!
SEDGE: SO.
SEDGE: To commemorate a whole god damn year of good times, I have compiled...
SEDGE: ...every single No Context Theatre to the day, in chronological order...
SEDGE: ...pretty much directly after we shut the fuck up.
DAN: Yep! We've got plenty of stuff to come, obviously.
DAN: Same as the old, but we're gonna try and add some new.
SEDGE: A lot of plans ahead, but we're gonna keep it a secret!
DAN: ...that.
DAN: Shake the camera.
DAN: So to sum it all up; all the bullshit we just went through...
DAN: ...thank you for watching all our videos. SEDGE: It's been a bloody good year. DAN: If you haven't watched all our videos, thank you anyway.
SEDGE: Thank you for, like, considering watching our videos.
SEDGE: This year's bloody done.
DAN: ...and hopefully we can do nothing but improve in the coming year.
DAN: But only next year.
DAN: The years after that, we just stay exactly where we are. SEDGE: Nup, we're just staying stagnant.
SEDGE: ...like a pool full of mosquitoes. DAN: We're fucking kidding, obviously.
DAN: Thank you all very much for watching.
SEDGE: Thanks guys!
SEDGE: This has been Sedge...
SEDGE: ...and Nibbles the HORS.
SEDGE: Oh. Oh. Oh my.
DAN: *suicidal contemplation noises*
SEDGE: Now you know my secret!
SEDGE: I make out with horses.
DAN: So do I. SEDGE: Oh you!
DAN: *implied alien noises*
DAN: As always... SEDGE: ...this has been...
SEDGE: ...hold on a second. DAN: You're a fuckhead.
SEDGE: Sedge! DAN: ...and Dan.
SEDGE: Wishing you a happy 2017, because 2016 was a shitshow.
DAN: We had a fucking great year. Enjoy the video.
DAN: See you later guys!
SEDGE: I tried to move my ears and I, like, had, like, a hernia.
SEDGE: Yes, a Russian Jewish person is also known as a sausage.
SEDGE: Let's go round to peoples' house, just like "Are you Bruce?" "Yes".
SEDGE: ...kill their parents, take chunks of them, and then put them in a tasty candy for kids.
SEDGE: I got the picture of him nude, lying on, like, the piano.
SEDGE: ...in my mind. I don't know what he-
SEDGE: I'm not just saying that!
DAN: I'm glad that when I laugh, that's what you think of.
SEDGE: Yes, every time you laugh like that guy, I imagine you nude on a piano.
SEDGE: I just really wanted wet ankles.
DAN: Mmm.
SEDGE: *amazing cover song noises*
SEDGE: That was, um..'We Will Rock You' by Queen.
DAN: Arabian Thighs!
SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.
SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.
SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.
SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.
DAN: Kill me.
SEDGE: ...like someone punching a dry lettuce.
DAN: What?!
DAN: Someone punching a dry lettuce?!
DAN: What?!
DAN: How very specific!
DAN: That was just odd within itself!
DAN: ...you could've said "someone punching a lettuce"...
DAN: I still would've laughed.
DAN: But no!
DAN: You went "someone punching a dry lettuce"!
SEDGE: I'm going to squibble in your gingleflaps.
DAN: He doesn't have fat in and around his neck...
DAN: ...he's just got a foreskin!
SEDGE: *potentially racist noises*
DAN: Everyone loves a slinky, you've gotta get a slinky...
DAN: Slinky, slinky, go slinky go!
SEDGE: Mmm...
SEDGE: Phlegm!
SEDGE: ...the most important meal of the day.
DAN: I just took a gravy-like shit.
SEDGE: I love a good citrus-y Jesus.
DAN: My big throbbing cock slapping across my own big throbbing face!
SEDGE: Handlestache mushbar.
SEDGE: I like the raspberry Mexicans myself.
DAN: Eww, eww, it's wet and it's lingering.
SEDGE: It's like Free Willy with TNT!
DAN: Dirty, dirty Santa!
SEDGE: Why am I a 3-year-old slut?
SEDGE: The hymen screams at night.
SEDGE: I just fucked that man in the mouth.
SEDGE: That's not a hug, that's pointy!
DAN: I'm gonna...I'm gonna...A HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEE
SEDGE: You're so...KIND.
SEDGE: I am not a man-toboggan!
SEDGE: I'm a human being!
DAN: That sounded like screaming asparagus.
SEDGE: What?!
SEDGE: It's like Whack-A-Mole but with old men.
SEDGE: Grease me up, big boy!
SEDGE: Fern tree, right out your arsehole.
DAN: Hey look, I've got thrush.
SEDGE: Yeast.
DAN: Terrorist cunt, terrorist cunt.
DAN: Hunt, cunt, hunt my cunt.
SEDGE: Oh that was some good buttsex. Hey, are you gay?
SEDGE: Yes. Eww!
DAN: *I don't even know how to describe these noises*
SEDGE: Wow, the Sound of Music really changed recently.
DAN: I wanted to be Gandhi but...he wouldn't let me.
SEDGE: Heheh. Duckwheels.
DAN: Ahh! Ahh! *kissing noises*
DAN: Aaaaah! *more kissing noises*
SEDGE: 1 in 5 men...are women.
DAN: I was scared and frightened and just decided to turn into a horny Amazonian woman!
SEDGE: This is already like, like at least 60 cuntables.
DAN: You're gonna have no feeling in your arse because of my fist!
SEDGE: I'm sure he'd be great as a sex toy.
DAN: I'm a fucking talking goldfish!
SEDGE I...I just imagined your Dad, like, getting, like a s- a stick of butter and just rubbing it under his arm.
DAN: I don't trust you!
SEDGE: My next dog will be called Herpes.
SEDGE: Alan Rickman-Wellfuck.
DAN: Pasta Mufasta.
SEDGE: I just imagined Spiderman making out with The Rock.
DAN: Have you heard the good news?
DAN: I'm not racist, but you are!
SEDGE: You can be a Nazi like you've always dreamed of!
DAN: Did you just say your parent is a pipe bomb?
SEDGE: You just shot Velma, you dick!
DAN: I'd love a massive cock.
SEDGE: Smear my ass all over your cock.
SEDGE: *fapping noises*
DAN: My ass is sore.
SEDGE: Sipping faeces from a man's gaping anus.
SEDGE: Oh dear God, you'd have to stick your hand like right up there!
SEDGE: Women go crazy 'bout a dead guy Dan.
DAN: I'll rock your punch. SEDGE: I'll fuck your mouth.
SEDGE: Grab her by the hair and shake her around.
SEDGE: I'm very sweaty in the buttocks region.
SEDGE: Their name sounds like a ginger kid.
SEDGE: Hello kids! I'm Oscar Ovaries!
SEDGE: Fuck me!
SEDGE: I'm quite proficient in anal!
SEDGE: I'm like dripping right now.
DAN: Baby, I killed all the Jews.
SEDGE: I think my dog's screaming.
SEDGE: It sounds like you just popped a massive pimple made of snakes.
SEDGE: You ever been felched by Elton John?
SEDGE: *licking noises* Oh it's so good! *more licking noises* OH. *even more licking noises*
DAN: I will actually end up drowning in my own moisture.
SEDGE: Your blood's pregnant, oh god!
SEDGE: Yarr!
SEDGE: Me hard-ons!
DAN: He's just got his dick hanging off the end and he's just like laying, superman-ing on the back of the boat.
SEDGE: I'm not gonna shit in your dick, I'm sorry.
SEDGE: Do penguins fart?
SEDGE: I'm gonna start a winery in my mouth!
DAN: That's Mrs. Tough Guy to you.
DAN: I destroyed her penis.
SEDGE: Yeah, kill all the Tiggers!
DAN: Please shake my face!
SEDGE: Okay. *face-shaking noises*
DAN: You look like an apple with legs!
SEDGE: You attach wings to kids and just throw them off buildings.
SEDGE: Pagan Minge.
SEDGE: Stop downloading Minecraft and download Mein Kampf.
DAN: Everyone in my hole, quick!
SEDGE: Several guys that like, were on their last breath.
SEDGE: I was bombed in 2001!
SEDGE: No one cares about women.
DAN: I stole a boy.
SEDGE: I opened up my van and stole a boy.
SEDGE: You gotta stop dumping your load all over the highway, Dan.
SEDGE: We should probably stop discussing yeasty vaginas.
DAN: I'm not straight!
SEDGE: I was about to say, we were just talking about masturbation and now we're talking about Free Willy. It just- it just works.
SEDGE: ...and there's a guy there st-standing there with, like a glove going *slurp noises*
DAN: I'll go put Nutella on it, and I'll go lick it off.
SEDGE: ...and then leave it for a little bit so it...it...it encrustulates just a tad.
DAN: Those blacks...are the lesser race.
SEDGE: Are you implying that every single, like ventriloquist who has a leprechaun puppet actually has fudgeknuckled them enough to make them a puppet?
SEDGE: I don't care about asians.
SEDGE: Taste the Captain's cheese.
SEDGE: ...and then it like, encrustulates on her face.
DAN: Hey, let's become queer.
SEDGE: There is not enough Jesus porn.
SEDGE: Ass. Chunks.
SEDGE: Like a KitKat, but cock.
SEDGE: Don't you need to take a foamy shit?
SEDGE: Who's a good butt? Who's a good butt?
DAN: Who's Noobadoogoo and why does he have my snake?
SEDGE: You look like a man-turtle.
SEDGE: *...noises*
SEDGE: Hahaha. Haha. Penetration.
DAN: How dare you eat out an animal.
SEDGE: I drive your Couscous.
SEDGE: Not my dingleberries!
DAN: Oh yeah, like a musty kind of cunt.
SEDGE: What about a mustard kind of cunt?
SEDGE: If a whole army of people ran at me and threw their dicks at me, I would just get the hell out of there.
DAN: The hackh backh no lahkh.
SEDGE: My rice-hole.
SEDGE: I mean I do have a pink unicorn fetish, but the- the drinking's just way off.
DAN: Well saddle me up and call me Terry.
SEDGE: *Darth Vader HORS noises* DAN: No!
SEDGE: ...and a really blurry HORS mouth, just *licking noises*
DAN: Did you know that horses have got humongous throbbing cocks?
SEDGE: Yeah.
SEDGE: ...like spaghetti.
DAN: Someone just takes a dump in his own pants.
DAN: Thank you, you soil me.
DAN: Just be careful of those Chinese on the road.
DAN: If they fall down in front of your car, they may be nibbling on your plates.
SEDGE: ...and I slapped it with aggression...
SEDGE: ...but I also made like a weird squealing sound, and people heard...
DAN: Jesus, get away from me.
DAN: I don't want you in my life.
SEDGE: Horse fingers.
DAN: That's bulletproof arse!
SEDGE: Asbestos inside of HORS heads.
SEDGE: I love collecting stamps...
SEDGE: ...and coins...
SEDGE: ...and sadness.
DAN: I sound like a hermaphrodite!
SEDGE: Do clowns have, like, big red penises that honk when you squeeze them?
SEDGE: *clown penis honking noises*
DAN: Dirty, dirty taco language.
SEDGE: The stars are brightly sharting!
SEDGE: ...so they're kinda rotting, so you can like stick it in wherever you want cause it'll, like, kinda melt in.
DAN: I can't tell if that's cum or pus!
SEDGE: Ah, I didn't ever realize Tigger was also a kiddie fucker.
SEDGE: Instead of Brad Pitt, it's a gay clown.
SEDGE: What did you do with your three breasts that I gave you?
DAN: There's two at work, I threw one at our receptionist's face...
DAN: ...and now there's a bunch of angry Hispanics coming to eat me!
DAN: I could just eat you up, homes!
DAN: ...yeah I'm talking 'bout your ass!
DAN: Thanks for watching guAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
SEDGE: You wanna look at the dot points before making the faces?
SEDGE: No?
DAN: No.
SEDGE: We gotta do... DAN: I've got a shaved head!
SEDGE: It sounded like you said "I have achieved head". I did it!
DAN: I have achieved head!
SEDGE: It's like a recap of the year... DAN: Why? Let's just say Happy Fucking New Year. SEDGE: 'Cause it's cool!
SEDGE: No but I like- but I like doing that.
DAN: Happy Fucking New Year mate. SEDGE: I like- it's like a way of reflecting and respecting people saying you are part of the community.
DAN: Okay, I will say what we have done.
DAN: We are not gonna say what we are going to to. SEDGE: Why not?
DAN: Because we're just gonna do it.
SEDGE: But it's in the title. DAN: Where?
SEDGE: ...of the video. DAN: I haven't- you haven't made the video yet.
SEDGE: It's going to be. DAN: No.
SEDGE: Isn't that right, future Sedge? DAN: Bad future Sedge.
SEDGE: Naughty naughty! DAN: You've been a naughty boy!
DAN: All we'll say is we've got new stuff coming.
SEDGE: My hip hurts. DAN: Fantastic.
SEDGE: Dude of Cuba?
SEDGE: ...Pride of Cuba. DAN: Dude of Cuba.
SEDGE: Oh my god!
DAN: Watch this, ready? SEDGE: Woah my god.
SEDGE: I ruined it.
DAN: Why don't we just do a Happy New Year?
SEDGE: It just doesn't seem...like...M...Markiplier does like 20 minute videos saying thank you.
DAN: We're not Markiplier! SEDGE: We're better.
DAN: Exactly! SEDGE: Fuck you.
DAN: We don't need to pander to our crowds.
SEDGE: Oh no, no no, let's cry.
SEDGE: You guys have been so good to us! DAN: I have a Golden Labrador that gets me views!
DAN: Ooh that was a personal jab...
SEDGE: ...we still love you. DAN: We actually do like you.
DAN: What about compilations? SEDGE: That's what we're doing after this, I just said that.
DAN: What do you mean? SEDGE: I just said we're doing a compilation.
DAN: When did you say that? SEDGE: Literally just then.
DAN: Was it while I was getting the HORS or...? SEDGE: It was while you were talking to me about it and asking what it is.
SEDGE: When did you say that? Oh about...two sentences ago.
SEDGE: ...and this is the point where we cut it...oh look what you've done!
SEDGE: Now let's get like an artistic...there you go!
SEDGE: It's like the Blair Witch Project.
DAN: Happy 2017!
DAN: Oh my gawd!
SEDGE: I feel deep shame and regret for my entire family heritage.
SEDGE: Oh just...just go watch the fucking...hey sexy.
SEDGE: No, no, go back to sexy! Back to...no!
DAN: Go watch the fucking video, cunt.
SEDGE: That was too close!
SEDGE: I could taste your saliva!
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Friday Night: Say goodbye to the nice weather - Duration: 3:51.
THAT PROGRAM.
>> AND TALKING ABOUT WATER, WE
ARE GOING TO GET SOME OF IT THIS
WEEKEND.
COULD WE SAY A LOT OF IT AT THIS
POINT?
>> WE'RE GOING TO GET A LOT OF
RAIN.
NOT EVERYONE, THOUGH.
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS, BUT THERE
IS A FLOOD WATCH IN EFFECT.
SO LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS
IN CASE Y'ALL HAVEN'T HEARD.
THERE IT IS FOR THE NORTH SHORE,
SOUTH MISSISSIPPI AND TO THE
RIVER PARISHES.
THIS IS WHERE WE'VE GOT FOUR TO
SIX INCHES OF RAIN.
THE GOOD NEWS IS IT'S GOING TO
BE OVER A THREE DAY PERIOD FROM
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AND MONDAY.
MONDAY IS THE DAY WHEN YOU COULD
HAVE A MARGINAL RISK FOR SEVERE
STORMS.
SO THE RAIN IS REALLY INCREASING
AS YOU GO INTO SATURDAY
AFTERNOON, BUT YOU COULD HAVE A
LITTLE BIT OF RAIN IN THE
MORNING, TOO.
THEN STORMS MAY TRAIN OVER THE
SAME AREA.
THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE LIKE ON A
TRAIN TRACK AND THEY GO OVER THE
SAME AREA.
THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN GET SOME
LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN, TOO.
AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU AROUND
MIDNIGH, IT'S LOOKING LIKE
RAIN.
SO HERE WE ARE LOOKING AT
SATURDAY, TOMORROW AFTERNOON,
YOU CAN SEE SOME LIGHT RAIN,
BASICALLY NORTH SHORE AND SOUTH
MISSISSIPPI.
4:00, IT'S BEGINNING TO COME IN,
IT'S LOOKING A LITTLE HEAVIER.
THEN WE CAN GO INTO THE EVENING
HOURS, 7:00 OR SO, HEAVY RAIN TO
THE WEST.
HERE WE ARE AT MIDNIGHT AND
WE'VE GOT SOME RAINFALL TOTALS
ADDING UP AND NOTICE RIGHT HERE
AT GAL -- IT'S OVER FIVE INCHES.
THIS IS THE TAKEAWAY, A LOT OF
MOISTURE IN THE AIR.
THAT HEAVY RAIN MAY NOT SHOW UP
THERE.
IT MAY BE MORE TO THE NORTH.
BE AWARE THAT THERE IS A
POTENTIAL THAT YOU COULD GET THE
LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN.
GOING INTO SUNDAY, IT'S NOT
LOOKING AS BAD RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE
SCATTERED RAIN.
IT MAY NOT BE AS INTENSE.
SO FOR YOUR NEW YEAR'S EVE,
UPPER 60s, RAIN AND STORMS,
NOT PRETTY, HAVE YOUR UMBRELLA,
BE AWARE.
RIGHT NOW, CLOUDY SKIES, BUT
JUST TO THE WEST, A LITTLE BIT
OF RAIN IS ALREADY BEGINNING TO
SHOW UP.
NOT ALL OF IT HITTING THE GROUND
BECAUSE THE AIR IS REALLY DRY,
BUT IT IS GOING TO HIT THE
GROUND.
WE'RE WAITING ON THIS
UPPER-LEVEL LOW.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR
DAYS.
SURE ENOUGH IT'S MOVING ONSHORE.
SURE ENOUGH IT'S CAUSING A WHOLE
LOT OF MOISTURE TO MOVE TO THE
NORTH.
SO AS WE LOOK AT TOMORROW, THE
HIGH PRESSURE THAT BROUGHT US
ALL OF OUR NICE WEATHER, NOW TO
THE EAST.
WE'VE GOT THAT ON SHORE FLOW.
HIGH TEMPERATURES NEAR 70.
HERE WE ARE AT 6:00, VERY HEAVY
RAIN TO OUR WEST.
IT'S MOVING OUR WAY.
MIDNIGHT WE'VE GOT RAIN AND
STORMS.
THEN A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.
WE'RE IN BETWEEN SYSTEMS.
BUT HERE COMES THE ONE THAT'S
ALONG THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA,
IT'S MOVING TO THE EAST.
AND OUR RAIN CHANCES GO UP AGAIN
FOR YOUR MONDAY.
BUT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SKY THIS
MORNING FROM DAVID MOORE.
LOOK AT THIS ONE FROM ANDY.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.
THEN WE'VE GOT THE HIGH CLOUDS,
THIS ONE FROM CHRISTINA.
HIGH PRESSURE TODAY 54, THE
AVERAGE 62.
AND RIGHT NOW, IT'S CHILLY.
YOU'RE GOING OUT, YOU NEED A
JACKET.
LOW 40s TO THE LOW 50s AND A
WHOLE LOT COOLER THAN WE WERE
YESTERDAY.
AND RIGHT THERE AT 9:00 WE'RE IN
THE LOW TO UPPER 40s.
SO IN THE MORNING, LOW TO THE
UPPER 40s, HIGH, BELIEVE IT OR
NOT, UPPER 60s, NEAR 70.
RAIN CHANCES GO UP.
FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE, SUNDAY I DO
HAVE A HIGH CHANCE OF RAIN, BUT
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT GOING TO
BE AS BAD.
MONDAY, HIGH CHANCE OF RAIN WITH
LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN AND A SLIGHT
RISK THAT YOU COULD HAVE STRONG
TO SEVERE STORMS.
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UofL offense prepares for highly ranked LSU defense - Duration: 1:57.
ILE JACKSON'S SPEED MAKES HIS
DANGEROUS, HE' CLEARLY MORE
THAN A RUNNER.
>> HERE'S THE DEAL WITH LAMAR
JACKSON.
WHEN HE GETS IN THE SPACE, CAN
HE GO IN A HEARTBEAT.
WE HAVE TO MAKE TACKLES, MANAGE
GANG TACKLES, TACKLING HIS
SPACE.
>> THERE'S ONE GUY IN PARTICULAR
WHO IS EAGER TO SEE HIM, THAT'S
JAMAAL ADAMS, WHO IS LIKELY A
TOP TEN PICK IN THI YEAR'S NFL
DRAFT.
HE SAID JACKSON IS MICHAEL VICK
2.0, BUT LSU HASN'T SEEN THEIR
DEFENSE ALL SEASON AND FROM
PETRINO'S COMMENTS TODAY, IT
SOUNDS LIKE HE DISAGREES WITH
HIM.
>> THEY'LL BE THE MOST TALENTED
DEFENSE WE'VE GONE AGAINST ALL
YEAR, THEY'RE VERY PHYSICAL, UP
FRONT, DO A GREAT JOB IN THE RUN
GACHS AND WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO FIT.
THEIR LINEBACKERS ARE BIG AND
CAN RUN AND PHYSICAL, AND
THEY'VE GOT GUYS WHO CAN MATCHUP
AND PLAY MAN COVERAGE.
>> NATALIE GRISE, WLKY SPORTS.
>> BOBBY PETRINO ACKNOWLEDGED
THAT TWO OF HIS PLAYERS WERE
SHOT DURING AN OFF CAMPUS PARTY
EARLIER THIS MONTH.
HE DID NOT IDENTIFY THE PLAYERS
BY NAME, BUT THE UNIVERSITY HAS
ANNOUNCED THAT JAMES HEARNS AND
HENRY FAMUREWA WOULD NOT PLAY
AGAINST LSU.
SOURCES HAVE PREVIOUSLY TOLD
WLKY THAT THE TWO PLAYERS AND A
CHEERLEADER WERE SHOT AT A PARTY
AT THE RETREAT APARTMENTS ON
DECEMBER 11TH.
>> THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS A
TRAGEDY, SOMETHING THAT WE
TALKED TO OUR TEAM ABOUT THAT
WE'RE VERY FORTUNATE THAT WE'RE
NOT
AT A FUNERAL RIGHT NOW, THEY
THEY ARE HEALTHY AND CAN
CONTINUE THEIR CAREERS, GET
THEIR DEGREES AND EVERYTHING
THAT THEY CAME TO THE UNIVERSITY
OF LOUISVILLE TO DO.
>> PETRINO W ASKED ABOUT
WIKILEAKS, SAYING HE CONSIDERS
THE MATTER CLOSED.
LONNIE GALLOWAY RECEIVED GAME
PLAN INFORMATION FROM WAKE
FOREST RADIO ANALYST BEFORE THE
TEAM'S GAME ON NOVEMBER 12 JOINS
TIGER WOODS.
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Providence NYE preps - Duration: 0:22.
to
TOMORROW NIGHT --
THE CAPITAL CITY WILL
HOLD IT'S SECOND
ANNUAL "ONE
PROVIDENCE NEW YEAR'S
EVE BALL".
THE EVENT WILL BE HELD
AT THE RHODE ISLAND
CONVENTION CENTER --
AND WILL FEATURE 9
CASH BARS, LATE NIGHT
SNACKS FROM LOCAL
RESTAURANTS AND LOCAL
MUSICAL ACTS.
TICKETS ARE STILL
AVAILABLE AT 50 DOLLARS
FOR GENERAL ADMISSION
OR 85 FOR V-I-P.
ORGANIZERS SAY THEY
HAVE PLENTY OF
SECURITY DETAIL
PLANNED AND--
ALSO URGE PEOPLE NOT
TO DRIVE TO THE PARTY IF
THEY PLAN TO DRINK.
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How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect - Duration: 10:10.How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect.
By Gregg Prescott.
If you could go back in time, any choices you make outside of what already occurred
in the past would have a ripple effect on future events.
What if you didn�t realize you were already time traveling?
What if your dreams played as important of a role as your waking life?
Is this why the main stream media is constantly throwing negative events at us in order to
reinforce their timeline of subservience, control, and conformity, while knowing the
importance of how this timeline is being played out?
What can we do about this?
The ripple effect is the successive changing of future timelines after changing present
events.
Events from the future are transformed to become consistent with the alteration of the
timeline and are changed as a result of the ripple effect.
Did you ever have a dream where you saw the future and down the road, that dream became
reality?
How is this possible?
Time is linear and is only relevant to this planet.
For example, a 24 hour day on Earth is not the same as a full day on Mars, which is approximately
28 hours long.
Every probability for the future exists right now.
Only the past and present are fixed in linear time.
When we dream about future events, we are basically creating the possibility for that
event to occur.
When it occurs, we tend to write it off as coincidence, not fully knowing how powerful
our thoughts truly are.
Changing Timelines Through The Law Of Attraction
The Law of Attraction works in a similar way.
The Law of Attraction will bring you whatever is predominantly on your mind.
What if you were able to change future events right now by simply thinking positive thoughts
and affirmations?
Even the simplest things make a difference, such as letting a car into heavy traffic or
opening the door for someone.
When I�m at the beach, I always try to take a �Walk of Gratitude,� where I thank the
Creator, Universe, my spirit guides and guardian angels, friends and family on both sides of
the veil, our galactic neighbors and friends, Mother Earth and my higher self.
I express love and gratitude to all and add that I will continue to listen and be guided
with an open mind, ears, and heart.
I also ask for protection and safety in all areas of life.
I never ask for anything materialistic because materialism is what divides us as people.
While walking to my particular spot where I express my gratitude, I envision a �bubble
of love� that encompasses everything and everyone around me.
Sometimes, I�ll smile and say, �Good Morning� to people who I make eye contact with, but
inside, I�m saying, �I love you.�
I also try to incorporate a mantra where I tell myself that my DNA is changing as all
of my codons are open, as we only have 22 of our 64 codons open in our DNA.
I ask all of those I express gratitude to, to help me open these remaining codons, so
I can heal myself and others in the best interests of humanity.
Within this Walk of Gratitude, there is a balance of service to self and service to
others, all in the highest vibrations of truth and love.
If you incorporate a similar routine in your life (feel free to amend anything and make
it YOURS), you�ll find the world will change around you.
I can�t express the importance of thinking positive thoughts as each thought is energy
that goes out into the aether and exists as a possibility for future events.
Changing Your Routine
Another way to alter timelines is to change your daily routine.
According to Dolores Cannon, every decision you make creates a parallel reality.
For example, if you decided to wear white socks instead of yellow socks or no socks
at all, in a parallel reality, you chose to wear yellow socks and in a different parallel
universe, you chose to wear no socks at all.
Every possible option is played out in parallel realities and the option that we are all experiencing
is only one version of this.
Our present reality is simply the probability of all parallel universes being played out
in present time.
In another parallel universe, there is no war, famine, or homelessness.
Tesla�s free energyhas been implemented since the 1800�s and we have been traveling
throughout space for the past 80 years.
Bilocating and teleporting yourself anywhere in the world is a common theme.
There are no chemtrails, GMO�s, or fluoride in the water.
Our air, food and water supplies are pristine!
This reality exists right now and we�re all living on it in a parallel universe.
The more we believe in this alternate reality, the more it comes to fruition.
By simply envisioning this as a probability has already changed the outcome!
Also see: Nikola Tesla: Time Travel Experiments
The matrix we live in is based on expectations and predictive programming, so by altering
your routine, you�re also altering the present timeline which in turn, affects future timelines.
It�s as easy as incorporating something positive into your daily routine or doing
a random act of kindness for someone whenever the opportunity arises.
At this point, the ripple effect takes place and while you�re still thinking, �This
is just an ordinary day�, something BIG just happened to create a positive timeline
in the future for EVERYONE!
Affirmations That Will Change Future Timelines
Just by saying these affirmations out loud, you are altering the timeline in a positive
way!
In our future timeline:
there is no money or need for government.
we are all living in abundance and prosperity.
all health issues are healed, treated and cured holistically without the need for Big
Pharma.
our life span is as long as we desire.
aging, as we know it, no longer exists.
our water, air and food supplies are pristine.
there is no fear, only love.
all races live in peace and embrace what makes us different from one another.
we embrace and peacefully coexist with other star nations and travel back and forth to
share our experiences with one another.
we are able to teleport anywhere in the world, galaxy, or universe.
we have finally left the matrix!
We Can Make This Happen!
The following is an excerpt from Proof That Group Meditation Can Change The World:
Meditation has the potential to literally transform the world.
In 1978, what is known as the �Maharishi Effect� took place when a group of 7000
individuals over the course of 3 weeks were meditating in hopes of positively effecting
the surrounding city.
They were able to literally transform the collective energy of the city which reduced
global crime rates, violence, and casualties during the times of their meditation by an
average of 16%.
Suicide rates and automobile accidents also were reduced with all variables accounted
for.
In fact, there was a 72% reduction in terrorist activity during the times at which this group
was meditation.
If group meditation can change the world, so can positive affirmations!
Imagine the ripple effect that occurred in 1978 when this happened?
There are many things that have come and gone without coming to fruition, such as the North
American Union, Edgar Cayce�s prediction of Armageddon in 1999, the New World Order
in 2000, etc� It�s very well possible that these events were deterred by the Maharishi
Effect in 1978 as well as the Harmonic Convergence that occurred in 1987, where synchronized
meditation events from August 16�17, 1987 shifted the collective consciousness on the
planet.
n order for this to change the timelines as quickly as possible, it�s important to share
this with as many people as possible.
The more people who are thinking positive outcomes, the faster they will happen.
Now, more than ever, we really need this to come to fruition as those in power are pushing
for World War III.
In a very near parallel universe, this does not happen and it could boil down to you helping
to create this ripple effect!
Gregg Prescott, M.S. is the founder and editor of In5D and BodyMindSoulSpirit.
You can find his In5D Radio shows on the In5D Youtube channel.
Gregg is also a transformational speaker and promotes spiritual, metaphysical and esoteric
conferences in the United States through In5dEvents.
His love and faith for humanity motivates him to work in humanity�s best interests
12-15+ hours a day, 365 days a year.
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