-We wanted to play a game,
so we could get to know you guys a little bit more
if we don't know you guys.
This is a game called "Most Likely To," okay?
-All right. -So check this out.
This is all you need is this thing.
-Okay. -There you go.
Now here you go. I will name some things,
and you will point at who is most likely to...blank, okay?
-Okay. -Here we go.
First one -- who is more likely to Google their name?
[ Laughter ]
Really? -Oh, I love to Google my name.
-Really? -I mean, it sends me --
It sends me into, like, a fit of rage.
[ Laughter ] -I know the eyes.
-I like it. It's just like social --
Like, I love Twitter just because it feels like --
Twitter's like if everybody you hated had your phone number.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-It is awf-- It really is awful.
-It's infuriating. I love it.
-It's infuriating. -It's so much fun.
-Oh, I would never do that. -I love it, man. Try it.
-Who is -- Who is more likely to lose their phone?
-Probably you. -Maybe me.
-Yeah. -You, sometimes. No?
-Uh...yeah. Maybe.
-You lose your phone? -I lost --
We went to get iPhones together. It was really cute.
Yeah, yeah. [ Audience "Awws" ]
-You guys are the best.
-Yeah, we do everything together.
-You should make a movie about that.
-That'd be really interesting.
-And they finally kissed.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
-Hey. -Hell no.
-No, no, no. -Like "Pretty woman"!
-Oh, I'm not waiting for Jost.
[ Laughter ]
-Like "Pretty Woman."
-We went to buy iPhones together, and on the way,
I left my current iPhone in the cab.
-Getting your new phone. -On the way to get it.
And then I borrowed Michael's to use the Find My iPhone
and got the cab to come back.
And then, I went back to get my phone
and left Michael's phone in the cab.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. That's awful.
-So I'm doing pretty good.
-Who is more likely to do their own laundry?
-I always do my own laundry. -Yeah.
-But you don't just do your own laundry.
You do your laundry every two days.
-I wash my sheets every two days.
-Which is insane. [ Scattered cheers ]
-You don't know my life. No, I -- No, I do --
I just, I'm like --
I don't know if I'm a germophobe,
but, like, I'm just afraid of me.
[ Laughter ]
I got my washing machine
for the first time in my life in my apartment,
so it's just exciting to be able to wash stuff.
[ Laughter ]
-You got to use it, right? -Yeah.
-It's a big deal. It's fun.
You put the quarters in, you go for it.
It's exciting. -Yeah.
You're not an every-two-day guy?
-In college, I think I went a year without --
-Oh, my God. -Washing my sheets.
-No. -Because I didn't know. I was in college, I was like,
"Yeah, sheets are on, and they're set."
[ Laughter ]
-He told me he doesn't wash his pants.
-Well, not all the -- You know --
Pants you can go a long time, I think.
-Can you?
-That's why you smell like bus seat.
[ Laughter ]
-Bus seat? Bus seat.
-Bus seats.
[ Laughter ]
-I never heard that one before.
"You smell like bus seat." Oh, man.
Who is more likely to get you a birthday gift?
-Oh, well, we're -- -We give each other gifts.
-Yeah, we give each other birthday gifts.
[ Audience "Awws" ] -You --
-♪ Pretty woman ♪
[ Laughter ]
-Minor -- You got me --
You've gotten me some interesting gifts.
-You got me a weird -- a couple weird gifts, too.
-What does he --
-Well, this birthday, Michael got me a clown.
[ Laughter ]
-He was having a very intimate birthday dinner.
-Yes. -And I sent a party clown.
[ Laughter ]
To do balloon animals and face painting.
-Yes. -Did you know what was going on?
-I had no idea.
I was at a restaurant and a woman approached me and said,
"Would you like me to make you a balloon animal?"
And I just thought it was sort of part of the restaurant.
[ Laughter ]
-The restaurant had a party clown?
-I was like, "Yeah, sure, that's fine."
And then, she was like, "And would your friends
like some balloon animals, as well?"
And I was like, "Sure, yeah, that's good."
And she was like, "And what about face paint?"
And I was like, "Well, yeah, maybe."
[ Laughter ]
-What? [ Both laugh ]
-And then, next thing, my girlfriend was like,
"Oh, that's what Che sent."
Realizing that that's what he had set up.
'Cause she thought it was gonna be a stripper.
[ Laughter ]
-In fairness to me, I just got money.
[ Laughter ]
So... -No, I like that.
Hey, he could've sent him a washing machine.
-Yeah.
-Could've sent him a washing machine.
Yeah, exactly. Come on.
-He sent me -- He got me a cash register.
-I listened. I listened to you,
and he said that he's always really loved
old-timey cash registers.
-I said I liked a old-timey cash register at the bar.
And he sends me a 150-pound cast-iron cash register.
[ Laughter ]
So for Christmas, I sent you a Hawkeye costume.
-He got me a very full, realistic Hawkeye costume
from "The Avengers,"
that had, like, actual things he would launch from the hands.
Like, it would've basically looked --
until I saw the hands, it just looked like
a full leather bodysuit.
[ Laughter ]
-Because your girlfriend is Black Widow.
[ Laughter ]
-Wait. Do you think that they're a couple in the movie?
-I haven't seen the movie.
[ Laughter ]
-You have to watch "The Avengers."
-They always say, right after "Pretty Woman,"
you got to check out "The Avengers."
-You got to check out "The Avengers."
You guys have the best chemistry,
and I can't wait to see what you do at the Emmys,
and we'll be rooting for you here, man.
-I'm having fun. [ Cheers and applause ]
-We love you, man. -Thank you, Jimmy.
-Michael Che, Colin Jost. [ Cheers and applause ]
They are hosting the Emmys,
live, Monday, September 17th, on NBC,
and it's gonna be awesome.
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