STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
SERENA: READY.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE.
[DING]
HOW MUCH WILL A GALLON OF GAS
COST BEFORE IT CAUSES YOU TO
CHANGE YOUR DRIVING HABITS?
SERENA: $5.00.
STEVE: NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR
THEMSELVES.
SERENA: MAC AND CHEESE.
STEVE: TELL ME WHY YOU THINK A
MAN IS FROM TEXAS.
SERENA: A COWBOY HAT.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC
THAT PEOPLE GRIND.
SERENA: PASS.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT IS
ALMOST--NAME SOMETHING IN ALMOST
EVERY HOUSE THAT'S TOO SMALL.
SERENA: TV.
[BUZZER]
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC
THAT PEOPLE--OK, JUST LISTEN,
'CAUSE I STUMBLED, SO WE GONNA
DO IT. NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC
THAT PEOPLE GRIND.
SERENA: THEIR TEETH.
STEVE: OK.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
HOW MUCH WILL A GALLON OF GAS
COST BEFORE IT CAUSES YOU TO
CHANGE YOUR DRIVING HABITS?
YOU SAID...
$5.00. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR
THEMSELVES. YOU SAID...
MAC AND CHEESE. SURVEY SAID...
TAMARA: OH, OK, OK.
STEVE: TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT
THINK A MAN IS FROM TEXAS.
YOU SAID...
COWBOY HAT. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT
PEOPLE GRIND. YOU SAID...
TEETH. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
NAME SOMETHING THAT IN ALMOST
EVERY HOUSE IS TOO SMALL.
YOU SAID...
TV. SURVEY SAID...
THAT'S OK. THAT WAS A GOOD JOB.
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
ALL RIGHT, TAO, IT'S GONNA BE A
LITTLE BIT LESS PRESSURE ON YOU
THIS TIME. SHE GOT 121.
YOU NEED 79.
TAO: LET'S DO IT.
STEVE: LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY
OF SERENA'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
[DING]
HERE WE GO. HOW MUCH WILL A
GALLON OF GAS COST BEFORE IT
CAUSES YOU TO CHANGE YOUR
DRIVING HABITS.
TAO: UNTIL YOU'RE EMPTY?
3.25.
STEVE: NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR
THEMSELVES.
TAO: CEREAL.
STEVE: TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT
THINK A MAN IS FROM TEXAS.
TAO: THE WAY HE SPEAKS.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC
THAT PEOPLE GRIND.
TAO: ON A PERSON.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT IN
ALMOST EVERY HOUSE IS TOO SMALL.
TAO: UH, BEDROOM.
[BELL DINGING]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: WE NEED 79 POINTS.
HOW MUCH WILL A GALLON OF GAS
COST BEFORE IT CAUSES YOU TO
CHANGE YOUR DRIVING HABITS?
YOU SAID...
$3.25. SURVEY SAID...
FAMILY: OHH!
STEVE: $5.00 WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. NAME A FOOD KIDS FIX FOR
THEMSELVES. YOU SAID...
CEREAL. SURVEY SAID...
TAO: YEAH!
STEVE: CEREAL WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. TELL ME WHY YOU THINK A
MAN IS FROM TEXAS. YOU SAID...
THE WAY HE SPEAKS. I LIKE THAT.
SURVEY SAYS...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
TAO: YEAH! COME ON!
COME ON!
STEVE: COWBOY HAT WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING
SPECIFIC THAT PEOPLE GRIND.
[LAUGHTER]
YOUR LITTLE NASTY BEHIND,
CUPCAKE SAID...
ON A PERSON. YOU JUST--
WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO SAY?
[LAUGHTER]
HE'S A CUPCAKE.
SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
WE NEED TWO POINTS.
TAO: COME ON.
STEVE: NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS
TEETH. NAME SOMETHING THAT IN
ALMOST EVERY HOUSE IS TOO SMALL.
YOU SAID...
BEDROOM.
SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: BATHROOM. BATHROOM WAS
THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
WELL, THAT'S A 4-DAY TOTAL OF
20,840 BUCKS. BUT HERE WE GO,
FOLKS, THE SABELLA FAMILY COMING
BACK TO PLAY FOR A CHANCE TO
DRIVE OUT OF HERE IN A BRAND-NEW
CAR. I'M STEVE HARVEY, AND WE'LL
SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. WOW.
WAYNE: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKIN ABOUT.
STEVE: YOU READY?
WAYNE: YES.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE.
[DING]
COME ON, MAN.
NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS
TO YOU, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
LIKE THIS."
WAYNE: MY DOCTOR.
STEVE: NAME THE AGE PEOPLE START
FEELING OLD.
WAYNE: 40.
STEVE: NAME A WORD THAT RHYMES
WITH FIDDLE.
WAYNE: PASS.
STEVE: NAME A TYPE OF BERRY.
WAYNE: STRAWBERRY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU'D HATE
TO DISCOVER IN YOUR PANTRY.
WAYNE: RATS.
STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT
RHYMES WITH FIDDLE.
WAYNE: SIZZLE.
[BUZZER]
[APPLAUSE]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS
TO YOU, "YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE
THIS." YOU SAID...
YOUR DOCTOR. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
WAYNE: COME ON, BABY!
STEVE: NAME THE AGE PEOPLE START
FEELING OLD. YOU SAID...
40. SURVEY SAID...
WAYNE: YEAH, LET'S DO IT! COME
ON, BABY! COME ON!
STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT
RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. YOU SAID...
HUH?
LET ME ASK YOU AGAIN, 'CAUSE
MAYBE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.
GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH
FIDDLE.
WAYNE: RIDDLE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
TIM: YEAH!
STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT
RHYMES WITH FIDDLE. YOU SAID...
RIDDLE. SURVEY SAID...
WAYNE: YEAH! YEAH, BABY! YEAH!
STEVE: NAME A TYPE OF BERRY.
YOU SAID...
STRAWBERRY. SURVEY SAID...
WAYNE: YEAH, BABY! YEAH! YEAH!
COME ON! MAKE IT EASY FOR MY
BROTHER.
STEVE: MAKE IT EASY FOR YOUR
BROTHER?
WAYNE: THAT'S IT.
STEVE: THAT'S WHAT WE HOPIN'
FOR. NAME SOMETHING YOU'D HATE
TO DISCOVER IN YOUR PANTRY.
YOU SAID...
RATS. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: WELL, DANNY, WHAT
RELATIONSHIP ARE YOU TO WAYNE?
DANNY: OLDER BROTHER.
STEVE: HOW MANY POINTS YOU THINK
HE GOT, DANNY?
DANNY: I'D SAY HE GOT MORE THAN
ABOUT 25.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT THAT.
DANNY: WHOA! ABOVE 85?
STEVE: A LITTLE HIGHER THAN
THAT.
DANNY: 190?
STEVE: A LITTLE HIGHER THAN
THAT.
DANNY: 195?
STEVE: 193.
DANNY: OHH! OHH!
THANK YOU, JESUS! WHOA! WHOA!
TODD: LET'S GO!
DANNY: WHOA.
TODD: COME ON, DANNY!
STEVE: DANNY, YOU NEED 7 POINTS.
TIFFANY: OH, MY GOD!
DANNY: I CAN DO THIS.
STEVE: DANNY, I WANT YOU TO
FOCUS FOR ME NOW. PAY CLOSE
ATTENTION TO ME.
GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER
THIS TIME, SO WE'LL GIVE YOU 25
SECONDS. YOU READY?
DANNY: READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF WAYNE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
[DING] HERE WE GO.
NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS
TO YOU, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
LIKE THIS."
DANNY: THE DOCTOR.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
DANNY: DENTIST.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
DANNY: UM, COP.
STEVE: NAME THE AGE PEOPLE START
FEELING OLD.
DANNY: 50.
STEVE: GIVE ME A WORD THAT
RHYMES WITH FIDDLE.
DANNY: LITTLE.
STEVE: NAME A TYPE OF BERRY.
DANNY: BLACKBERRY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU'D HATE
TO DISCOVER IN YOUR PANTRY.
DANNY: MOLD.
[DINGING]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
WAYNE: COME ON, BABY.
WE GOT THIS!
STEVE: WE NEED 7.
[LAUGHTER]
NAME SOMEONE YOU HOPE NEVER SAYS
TO YOU, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
LIKE THIS." YOU SAID...
THE COPS. SOMEHOW THAT
JUST FITS YOU, DANNY.
[LAUGHTER]
SURVEY SAID...
AUDIENCE: OHH...
TODD: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS.
STEVE: DOCTOR/DENTIST NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. NAME AN AGE PEOPLE START
FEELING OLD. YOU SAID...
50. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: 40. 40 WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. MIDDLE. MIDDLE WAS THE
NUMBER ONE ANSWER. STRAWBERRY
WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
MICE AND RATS WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. THEY HAD ALL NUMBER ONE
EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE, MAN. WOW.
WELL, THAT'S $20,000, AND
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON
"FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
TELL ME, AFTER HOW MANY DAYS
DOES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS START
TO WILT?
JENNA: 3.
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
THAT'S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS.
JENNA: NOSE.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK--
GO FOR WHAT?
JENNA: THE GOLD.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO
AT A BALL GAME.
JENNA: EAT PEANUTS.
STEVE: NAME A FRUIT THAT'S
BIGGER THAN AN ORANGE.
JENNA: CANTALOUPE.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
TELL ME, AFTER HOW MANY DAYS
DOES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS START
TO WILT? YOU SAID 3.
SURVEY SAYS...
>> WHOO!
>> GOOD JOB!
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
THAT'S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS.
YOU SAID NOSE. SURVEY SAID...
>> GOOD JOB!
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK--
GO FOR WHAT? YOU SAID GO FOR
THE GOLD. SURVEY SAID...
JENNA: WHOO!
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO
AT A BALL GAME. YOU SAID
EAT PEANUTS. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
NAME A FRUIT THAT'S BIGGER THAN
AN ORANGE. YOU SAID CANTALOUPE.
SURVEY SAID...
>> OH, YES! NICE ROUND!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, JESSE.
SHE GOT 119.
JESSE: OOH! THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
STEVE: YOU NEED 81, JESSE.
BUT LISTEN TO ME, JESS. TO WIN
THIS 81, YOU GOT TO FOCUS, MAN.
OK? COME ON. YOU CAN WIN
SOME MONEY. THAT'S WHAT I
WANT YOU TO DO. YOU READY?
JESSE: MM-HMM.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF JENNA'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
HERE WE GO. TELL ME, AFTER HOW
MANY DAYS DOES A BOUQUET OF
FLOWERS START TO WILT?
JESSE: 7.
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
THAT'S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS.
JESSE: NOSE.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
JESSE: PASS.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK--
GO FOR WHAT?
JESSE: THE GOLD.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
JESSE: FIRST.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO
AT A BALL GAME.
JESSE: PLAY THE SPORT.
STEVE: NAME A FRUIT THAT'S
BIGGER THAN AN ORANGE.
JESSE: GRAPEFRUIT.
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
THAT'S SPELLED WITH 4 LETTERS.
JESSE: HEAD!
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
SHEP: YOU GOT IT, JESS!
>> WHOO!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO,
JESS. AFTER HOW MANY DAYS
DOES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS START
TO WILT? YOU SAID 7.
SURVEY SAID...
5. 5 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
63 POINTS AWAY. NAME A PART OF
THE BODY THAT'S SPELLED WITH
4 LETTERS. YOU SAID YOUR HEAD.
SURVEY SAID...
JESSE: OK.
STEVE: FEET OR FOOT WAS NUMBER
ONE. FILL IN THE BLANK--
GO FOR BLANK. YOU SAID
GO FOR FIRST. SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZER]
IT. GO FOR IT WAS NUMBER ONE.
WE STILL NEED 45 POINTS.
NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO
AT A BALL GAME. YOU SAID PLAY
THE SPORT. MAKES SENSE TO ME.
SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZER]
OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
EAT. EAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. WE NEED A BIG ONE.
WE'RE 45 POINTS AWAY.
NAME A FRUIT THAT'S BIGGER
THAN AN ORANGE. YOU SAID
GRAPEFRUIT. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING]
GRAPEFRUIT WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. WOW. WOW. THAT'S
A TWO-DAY TOTAL, 20,705 BUCKS,
AND THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK
ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE
HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
ALIA: YES!
STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE FARUNIA
FAMILY WON THE GAME.
ALIA: YES! WHOO!
STEVE: AND NOW IT'S TIME TO
PLAY--
AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY!
ALIA: WHOO!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, ALIA.
ALIA: ALIA.
STEVE: ALIA. I'M TRYING TO GET
IT, BABY.
ALIA: YOU GOT IT. YOU'RE GETTING
THERE.
STEVE: ALIA. MO IS OFFSTAGE--
I GOT THAT RIGHT, THOUGH, DIDN'T
I?
ALIA: YEAH, SURE DID.
STEVE: AIN'T BUT TWO LETTERS. MO
IS OFFSTAGE. I'M GONNA ASK YOU
5 QUESTIONS IN 20 SECONDS. IF
YOU CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING,
YOU JUST SAY "PASS." YOU AND MO
TOGETHER COME UP WITH 200
POINTS, LOOK RIGHT THERE, TELL
THEM WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WIN.
ALIA: $20,000!
STEVE: YEAH.
ALIA: WHOO! WHOO!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
ALIA: YES.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. HERE WE GO. ON A SCALE
OF ONE TO TEN, HOW WELL DO YOU
KNOW YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR?
ALIA: 4.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR
AT NUDIST COLONIES.
ALIA: SHOES.
STEVE: NAME A SPORT WITH A
SPECIFIC SEASON.
ALIA: FOOTBALL.
STEVE: NOW THAT YOU'RE AN ADULT,
NAME A DESSERT YOU CAN HAVE ANY
DARN TIME.
ALIA: CHEESECAKE.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME
BLANK.
ALIA: SEEDS.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. ALL
RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT
HERE.
ALIA: OK.
STEVE: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN,
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR
NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? YOU SAID 4.
SURVEY SAYS...
OK.
ALIA: OK.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR
AT NUDIST COLONIES. YOU SAID
SHOES. SURVEY SAID...
NAME A SPORT WITH A SPECIFIC
SEASON. YOU SAID FOOTBALL.
SURVEY SAID...
THERE YOU GO.
ALIA: WHOO!
STEVE: NOW THAT YOU'RE AN ADULT,
NAME A DESSERT YOU COULD HAVE
ANY DARN TIME. YOU SAID
CHEESECAKE. SURVEY SAID...
ALIA: OK.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME
BLANK. YOU SAID...
ALIA: SEEDS.
STEVE: SEEDS. SURVEY SAID...
ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL BE OK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, MO.
MO, HOW YOU FEELING, MAN?
MO: DOING ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: COME ON, MAN. COME ON.
MO: GOT TO REDEEM MYSELF.
STEVE: COME ON, CLEVELAND. NOW,
I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. SHE GOT
113.
MO: HOO-KAY.
STEVE: THAT'S RIGHT.
MO: THANK YOU.
STEVE: BUT YOU GOT TO GET 87.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF HER ANSWERS. 25
SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW
WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEXT-DOOR
NEIGHBOR?
MO: 7.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR
AT NUDIST COLONIES.
MO: BIKINIS.
STEVE: NAME A SPORT WITH A
SPECIFIC SEASON.
MO: FOOTBALL.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
MO: HOCKEY.
STEVE: NAME--NOW THAT YOU'RE
AN ADULT, NAME A DESSERT YOU CAN
HAVE ANY DARN TIME.
MO: PHEW, CHEESECAKE.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
MO: PIE.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME
BLANK.
MO: STREET.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ADAM: OK!
ALI: HE GOT IT. YOU'RE GOOD, MO.
ALIA: WHOO! OK!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WE NEED 87
POINTS. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO
TEN, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR
NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? YOU SAID 7.
SURVEY SAID...
MO: OK.
STEVE: 10. 10 WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. ALL RIGHT. NAME
SOMETHING WOMEN WEAR AT NUDIST
COLONIES. YOU SAID SAME THING
THEY WEAR AT THE BEACH. SURVEY
SAID--BIKINIS.
[BUZZER]
MO: AHH.
ALIA: THAT'S OK.
STEVE: JEWELRY AND WATCH.
JEWELRY AND WATCH WAS NUMBER
ONE. 75 POINTS AWAY. NAME A
SPORT WITH A SPECIFIC SEASON.
YOU SAID HOCKEY.
SURVEY SAID...
MO: OK.
STEVE: FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL WAS
NUMBER ONE. WE NEED TWO BIG
ONES. WE'RE 64 POINTS AWAY. NOW
THAT YOU'RE AN ADULT, NAME A
DESSERT YOU CAN HAVE ANY DARN
TIME. Y'ALL MUST LOVE
CHEESECAKE, MAN.
MO: OH, YEAH.
STEVE: 'CAUSE SHE SAID
CHEESECAKE.
ALIA: YEAH.
STEVE: WOW.
ALI: THANKS, MOM.
STEVE: SURVEY SAID--YOU
SAID PIE. SURVEY SAID...
MO: OH. ICE CREAM?
STEVE: ICE CREAM WAS NUMBER ONE.
MO: ICE CREAM.
STEVE: 56 POINTS AWAY. YOU NEED
A BIG ONE.
MO: MAN.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. SESAME
BLANK. YOU SAID STREET. SURVEY
SAID...
MO: YEAH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: SESAME STREET WAS THE
NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WOW. WOW.
THAT'S $20,000, AND THEY'RE
COMING RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY
FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
KENAN: READY.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. COME ON, MAN.
YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE
PILOT SAYS YOU'RE STUCK ON THE
RUNWAY FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU
REACH FOR?
KENAN: THE CALL BELL.
STEVE: NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE
MIGHT START SWEATING.
KENAN: THEY'RE RUNNING OUTSIDE.
STEVE: WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES
THANKSGIVING DINNER START?
KENAN: 2 P.M.
STEVE: WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS
NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU?
KENAN: LUMPY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON
YOUR HANDS.
KENAN: LOTION.
[BELL DINGS]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT
SAYS YOU'RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY
FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH
FOR? YOU SAID...
THE CALL BELL. BING BONG!
"HOW LONG YOU SAY WE GONNA BE
OUT HERE?"
[LAUGHTER]
KENAN: HA HA HA!
STEVE: "ALL RIGHT, DOLL,
APPRECIATE THAT."
KENAN: HEY...I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
STEVE: YEAH, IT'S--YOU...
KENAN: IS SOMEBODY SICK, IS A
PLANE BURNING, OR WHAT'S GOING
ON?
STEVE: KENAN--"WE ARE HERE WHY?"
[LAUGHTER]
"I NEED SOME ANSWERS."
[LAUGHTER]
SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZER]
KENAN: AWW...
STEVE: NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE
MIGHT START SWEATING. YOU
SAID...RUNNING OUTSIDE.
SURVEY SAID...
WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES
THANKSGIVING DINNER START?
YOU SAID... 2 P.M.
THAT'S OUR TIME. THAT'S OUR TIME
FOR THANKSGIVING. AND YOU KNOW
WHY? 'CAUSE THAT GIVES YOU TIME
TO GO BACK AGAIN.
KENAN: RIGHT.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT TOO
LATE, 'CAUSE WE GOTTA GO BACK 2,
3 TIMES.
KENAN: THAT'S IT.
STEVE: SURVEY SAID...
KENAN: OH, WOW.
STEVE: WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS'
NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU?
YOU SAID...
[LAUGHTER]
KENAN: LUMPY.
STEVE: COME ON, MAN.
SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZER]
AUDIENCE: AWW...
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT
ON YOUR HANDS. YOU SAID...
LOTION. SURVEY SAID...
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, NICOLE.
KENAN: MAN... I DON'T EVEN KNOW
THIS STUFF.
STEVE: WHAT RELATION ARE YOU TO
KENAN?
NICOLE: HE'S MY YOUNGEST
BROTHER.
STEVE: HE'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?
NICOLE: MM-HMM.
STEVE: OK. HE DID ALL RIGHT.
NICOLE: OK.
STEVE: HE--THOUGH...
YOU HAPPEN TO BE MY PERSONAL
FAVORITE FROM THAT TEAM OVER
THERE BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO
PLAY THIS GAME.
NOW...YOU HAVE PICKED YOUR
LITTLE BROTHER UP SEVERAL TIMES
IN THIS LIFE. I'M ASSUM--THIS IS
ONE OF THOSE TIMES. WE NEED 141
POINTS. BUT GUESS WHAT, NICOLE,
YOU CAN DO IT. OK? THIS IS HOW
WE GONNA DO IT. I'M GONNA ASK
YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU
CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS.
IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR
THIS SOUND--
[BUZZ BUZZ]
I'M GONNA SAY "TRY AGAIN," YOU
GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. GONNA BE
A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME,
SO WE'LL GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS.
YOU READY?
NICOLE: READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF KENAN'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT
SAYS YOU'RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY
FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH
FOR?
NICOLE: MY PHONE.
STEVE: NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE
MIGHT START SWEATING.
NICOLE: IN AN INTERVIEW.
STEVE: WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES
THANKSGIVING DINNER START?
NICOLE: 2:00.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
NICOLE: 1:00.
STEVE: WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS'
NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU?
NICOLE: SLEEPY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON
YOUR HANDS.
NICOLE: LOTION.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
NICOLE: GLOVES.
[BELL DINGS]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
NICOLE.
[WILKERSONS SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]
YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT
SAYS YOU'RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY
FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH
FOR? YOU SAID...
YOUR PHONE. SURVEY SAID...
NICOLE: YEAH! WHOO!
ERICA: GOOD JOB.
STEVE: PHONE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE
ANSWER.
WE NEED 100 POINTS. NAME A
REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT START
SWEATING. YOU SAID...
AN INTERVIEW.
SURVEY SAID...
NICOLE: WHOO! WHOO!
YES!
WHOO!
STEVE: NERVOUS AND STRESS WAS
THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES
THANKSGIVING DINNER START?
YOU SAID...1 P.M.
SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZER]
AUDIENCE: AWW...
STEVE: 4 P.M. 4 P.M.
WE STILL NEED A BUNCH.
WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS' NAMES
BEST DESCRIBES YOU?
YOU SAID...SLEEPY.
SURVEY SAID...
NICOLE: YES!
WHOO!
STEVE: HAPPY. HAPPY WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
WE NEED 38 POINTS.
NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON YOUR
HANDS. YOU SAID...GLOVES.
NICOLE: OHH...
STEVE: WE NEED A BIG ONE.
SURVEY SAYS...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
I TOLD YOU.
THAT...
THAT DOGGONE GIRL!
GLOVES AND MITTENS WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
WELL, THEY GOT A 2-DAY TOTAL--
20,910 BUCKS, AND THEY'RE COMI''
RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M
STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT
TIME.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. YOU READY?
JENNY: I AM.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE.
[BELL DINGS]
HERE WE GO. FILL IN THE BLANK.
IF I COULD EAT ALL I WANT OF
ONE FOOD WITHOUT GETTING FAT,
I CHOOSE WHAT?
JENNY: ICE CREAM.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
BLANK DANCE.
JENNY: BREAK.
STEVE: HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS
DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE?
JENNY: TWO.
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING YOU
KNOW ABOUT ELMO.
JENNY: HIS LAUGH.
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING
THAT HAS HORNS.
JENNY: A UNICORN. [GROANS]
[BELL DINGS]
STEVE: HA HA!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: YOU...
[APPLAUSE ABATES]
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GIVE AN
ANSWER, AND SOON AS YOU SAY IT,
YOU WANT IT BACK?
"A UNICORN! OH, GOD, NO."
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S PRETTY--YOU DID OK,
THOUGH. COME ON. LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT WE
DID. FILL IN THE BLANK. IF I
COULD EAT ALL I WANT OF ONE FOOD
WITHOUT GETTING FAT, I CHOOSE
WHAT? YOU SAID...ICE CREAM.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE DESSERT.
JENNY: YAY.
STEVE: SURVEY SAID...
[APPLAUSE]
FILL IN THE BLANK. BLANK DANCE.
YOU SAID...
BREAK DANCE. SURVEY SAID...
TARA: YEAH.
STEVE: HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS
DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE?
YOU SAID...
TWO. SURVEY SAID...
TARA: YES!
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING YOU
KNOW ABOUT ELMO. YOU SAID...
HIS LAUGH. SURVEY SAID...
TARA: YEAH! NICE!
JENNY: HA HA HA!
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT
HAS HORNS, WITH AN "S" ON IT.
JENNY: HA HA HA!
STEVE: YOU SAID THAT
DOUBLE-HORNED, EVER DANGEROUS
UNICORN. WATCH THIS.
SOMEBODY GONNA SAY IT.
JENNY: I HOPE SO.
STEVE: SURVEY SAID...
JENNY: YEAH!
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, STEPHY.
LET'S GO.
JENNY: YOU GOT THIS, CUZ!
[MUSIC FADES]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, STEPHY. JENNY
DID PRETTY GOOD. SHE GOT YOU
ALMOST HALFWAY THERE. SHE GOT
93, YOU NEED 107. THAT'S ABOUT
AS EVEN AS YOU CAN GET. ALL
RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF
JENNY'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON
THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
[BELL DINGS]
FILL IN THE BLANK. IF I COULD
EAT ALL I WANT OF ONE FOOD
WITHOUT GETTING FAT,
I CHOOSE WHAT?
STEPHY: CANDY.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
BLANK DANCE.
STEPHY: STRIP.
STEVE: HOW MANY CREDIT CARDS
DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE?
STEPHY: 5.
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING
YOU KNOW ABOUT ELMO.
STEPHY: HE'S RED.
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT
HAS HORNS.
STEPHY: A BULL.
JENNY: YEAH!
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
TIFFY: STEPHY DID SO GOOD!
JENNY: YES, YOU DID SO GOOD!
MELLY: YOU DID SO GOOD.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. WE NEED 107.
LET'S SEE. FILL IN THE BLANK.
IF I COULD EAT ALL I WANT OF
ONE FOOD WITHOUT GETTING FAT,
I'D CHOOSE WHAT? YOU SAID...
CANDY. SURVEY SAID...
PIZZA. PIZZA.
STEPHY: OH, PRETTY GOOD, PEOPLE.
STEVE: WE NEED 94. FILL IN THE
BLANK. BLANK DANCE. YOU SAID...
STEPHY: HEE HEE HEE!
STEVE: STRIP DANCE.
ALL RIGHT, STEPHY.
[LAUGHTER]
SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZ]
JENNY: AW.
STEVE: BREAK DANCE WAS NUMBER
ONE. WE NEED 94 POINTS. HOW MANY
CREDIT CARDS DOES THE AVERAGE
PERSON HAVE? YOU SAID...
5. SURVEY SAID...
[APPLAUSE]
3. 3 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
WE'RE 78 POINTS AWAY. WE NEED
A COUPLE OF BIG ONES. LET'S GO.
TELL ME SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT
ELMO. YOU SAID...
HE'S RED. SURVEY SAID...
JENNY: YES, STEPHY!
STEVE; HE'S RED WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. 41 POINTS
AWAY FROM THE MONEY. TELL ME
SOMETHING THAT HAS HORNS.
YOU SAID...BULL.
SURVEY SAID...
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING]
JENNY: OH, MY GOD!
STEVE: BULL WAS THE NUMBER-ONE
ANSWER. WOW. WOW.
WELL, THAT'S A TWO-DAY TOTAL--
40,000 BUCKS, AND THEY'RE COMING
RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY FEUD."
I'M STEVE HARVEY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
HOW LONG COULD YOU GO WITHOUT
COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING?
DANIELLE: ONE HOUR.
STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES
NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL.
DANIELLE: SOCCER.
STEVE: NAME A SAD-SOUNDING
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
DANIELLE: VIOLIN.
STEVE: NAME A SHELLFISH THAT'S
SERVED IN A RESTAURANT.
DANIELLE: SHRIMP.
STEVE: NAME A REASON YOU MIGHT
NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY.
DANIELLE: IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE,
THE WEATHER.
[BELL DINGS]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. COME
ON. HERE WE GO.
LIDIA: GOOD ANSWERS!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
LIDIA: LET'S GO.
STEVE: HOW LONG COULD YOU GO
WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT
SOMETHING? YOU SAID ONE HOUR.
SURVEY SAID...
LIDIA: ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES
NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL.
YOU SAID SOCCER. SURVEY SAID...
NAME A SAD-SOUNDING MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT. YOU SAID VIOLIN.
SURVEY SAID...
TOMMY: NICE! NICE JOB!
STEVE: NAME A SHELLFISH THAT'S
SERVED IN A RESTAURANT. YOU SAID
SHRIMP. SURVEY SAID...
DANIELLE: OK.
STEVE: NAME A REASON YOU MIGHT
NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY.
YOU SAID IT'S RAINING. SURVEY
SAID...
THERE YOU GO.
DANIELLE: OK.
STEVE: THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
TOMMY: COME ON, DANIELLE!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, PASQUALE. ALL
RIGHT, DANIELLE DID HER JOB. SHE
GOT YOU A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN
HALFWAY THERE. SHE GOT 106.
PASQUALE: THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
STEVE: YOU 94 TO WIN.
PASQUALE: OK, LET'S DO IT.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, PASQUALE.
GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER
THIS TIME, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
25 SECONDS. YOU READY?
PASQUALE: OK. I'M READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF DANIELLE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
HERE WE GO. HOW LONG COULD YOU
GO WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT
SOMETHING?
PASQUALE: A DAY.
STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES
NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL.
PASQUALE: SOCCER.
[BUZZER]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
PASQUALE: TENNIS.
STEVE: NAME A SAD-SOUNDING
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
PASQUALE: BASS.
STEVE: NAME A SHELLFISH THAT'S
SERVED IN A RESTAURANT.
PASQUALE: SCALLOPS.
STEVE: NAME A REASON YOU MIGHT
NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY.
PASQUALE: SICK.
[BELL DINGS]
STEVE: COME ON.
TOMMY: GOOD JOB, PASQUALE!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. HOW
LONG COULD YOU GO WITHOUT
COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING?
DANIELLE SAID ONE HOUR.
PASQUALE: THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S
TRUE.
STEVE: ONE HOUR.
PASQUALE: THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.
STEVE: YOU SAID A DAY.
SURVEY SAID...
PASQUALE: YES.
STEVE: NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS ONE
DAY.
DANIELLE: YES!
STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES
NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL. YOU
SAID TENNIS.
SURVEY SAID...
HOCKEY. HOCKEY WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 44 POINTS.
NAME A SAD-SOUNDING MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT. YOU SAID BASS.
SURVEY SAID...
PASQUALE: OOH.
STEVE: VIOLIN WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. WE'RE STILL 44 POINTS
AWAY. NAME A SHELLFISH THAT'S
SERVED IN A RESTAURANT. YOU SAID
SCALLOPS. SURVEY SAID...
PASQUALE: WHAT?
STEVE: LOBSTER. LOBSTER WAS THE
NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
PASQUALE: MAN.
STEVE: YOU NEED 44 POINTS. WE
NEED A BIG ONE. NAME A REASON
YOU MIGHT NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE
ALL DAY. YOU SAID...
PASQUALE: COME ON, COME ON, COME
ON.
STEVE: SICK. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SICK. SICK AND SURGERY WAS THE
NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WOW. THEY GOT
A TWO-DAY TOTAL $40,000, AND
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON
"FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. YOU READY?
ERIKA: I'M READY.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE.
[BELL DINGS]
HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN,
NAME A BREED OF DOG THAT AS
SLOPPY A KISSER AS SOME GUYS
YOU KNOW.
ERIKA: BULLDOG.
STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY
DO YOU SPEND ONLINE?
ERIKA: 5.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER
PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING.
ERIKA: FARMING.
STEVE: NAME A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE
YOU SEE LOVERS QUARRELING.
ERIKA: UH...MOVIES.
STEVE: NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM
THAT CAN MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY
LOOK ATTRACTIVE.
ERIKA: FIREMAN.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
MIKE: GOOD JOB.
STEVE: COME ON. ALL RIGHT, LET'S
SEE. WE ASKED A HUNDRED WOMEN,
NAME A BREED OF DOG THAT'S AS
SLOPPY A KISSER AS SOME GUYS YOU
KNOW. YOU SAID...
THAT BULLDOG. SURVEY SAID...
TRAVIS: GOOD JOB.
STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO
YOU SPEND ONLINE? YOU SAID...
5. SURVEY SAID...
ERIKA: YEAH.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER
PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING.
YOU SAID...
WE NEED YOU TO BE MORE SPECIFIC,
SO LISTEN TO ME CLOSE.
ERIKA: OK.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER
PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING.
ERIKA: PULLING VEGETABLES.
STEVE: PULLING VEGETABLES.
SURVEY SAID...
ERIKA: OK.
STEVE: OK. NAME A PUBLIC PLACE
WHERE YOU SEE LOVERS QUARRELING.
YOU SAID...
MOVIES. SURVEY SAID...
NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM THAT CAN
MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY LOOK
ATTRACTIVE. YOU SAID...
THAT FIREMAN. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: GOOD JOB.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. WE GOT--LET'S
GO. WE GOT A SHOT. WE GOT
A SHOT.
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
OK, BEN, LISTEN TO ME.
BEN: YES, SIR.
STEVE: THIS IS DOABLE.
BEN: YES, SIR.
STEVE: ERIKA GOT 68.
BEN: THAT'S GOOD. GOOD JOB.
STEVE: YOU NEED 132.
BEN: OK.
STEVE: YOU READY?
BEN: YES, SIR.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF ERIKA'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
[BELL DINGS]
WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, NAME A BREED
OF DOG THAT'S AS SLOPPY A KISSER
AS SOME GUYS YOU KNOW.
BEN: ST. BERNARD.
STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO
YOU SPEND ONLINE?
BEN: 4.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A FARMER
PROBABLY GETS TIRED OF DOING.
BEN: UM, DRIVING A TRACTOR.
STEVE: NAME A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE
YOU SEE LOVERS QUARRELING.
BEN: UM...THE SUPERMARKET.
STEVE: NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM
THAT CAN MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY
LOOK ATTRACTIVE.
BEN: UH, MILITARY?
[BELL DINGS]
CHRIS: YEAH!
STEVE: COME ON, BOY. COME ON.
LET'S TAKE A SHOT AT IT.
WE ASKED--YOU NEED 132.
WE GOT TO GO BIG. LET'S GO.
WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, NAME A BREED
OF DOG THAT'S AS SLOPPY A KISSER
AS SOME GUYS YOU KNOW.
YOU SAID...
ST. BERNARD. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: YEAH!
STEVE: ST. BERNARD WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
TRAVIS: GOOD JOB, BEN.
STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO
YOU SPEND ONLINE? YOU SAID...
4. SURVEY SAID...
3. 3 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
NAME SOMETHING A FARMER PROBABLY
GETS TIRED OF DOING. YOU SAID...
DRIVING THE TRACTOR.
SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: YEAH.
CHRIS: YEAH.
STEVE: GETTING UP EARLY AND
PLOWING TIED FOR THE TOP.
63 POINTS AWAY. NAME A PUBLIC
PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOVERS
QUARRELING. YOU SAID...
SUPERMARKET. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: YEAH.
BEN: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: PARK. THE PARK WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED A BIG
ONE. NAME A KIND OF UNIFORM THAT
CAN MAKE EVEN A NERDY GUY LOOK
ATTRACTIVE. YOU SAID...
MILITARY. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING]
MILITARY WAS THE NUMBER-ONE
ANSWER. WOW! YEAH! THAT'S A
5-DAY TOTAL--$61,525 AND THEY'RE
TAKING HOME A BRAND-NEW CAR!
I'M STEVE HARVEY. SEE YOU NEXT
TIME. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TWO
BRAND-NEW TEAMS WHEN WE PLAY
"FAMILY FEUD." MAN. MAN.
STEVE: YOU READY?
VANESSA: YES.
STEVE: COME ON, GIRL.
20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED
MEN: WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP
DOING WHEN SHE'S REALLY MAD
AT YOU?
VANESSA: STOP GIVING UP SEX.
STEVE: BESIDES COFFEE, WHAT
MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF
IN THE MORNING?
VANESSA: POP.
STEVE: NAME ME THE AGE WHEN MOST
KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs.
VANESSA: THREE.
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE
CIRCULATION GOING.
VANESSA: YOUR BACK.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT
ROCKS.
VANESSA: A ROCKING CHAIR.
OOH...
NATALIE: GO GET IT, GIRL.
LIKE YOU AIN'T KNOW?
VANESSA: OOH, OOH!
LET'S DO IT, BABY.
STEVE: "OOH!" "OOH!"
COME ON, NESSA.
WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN:
WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP
DOING WHEN SHE'S REALLY MAD
AT YOU?
YOU SAID "THE, UM, UH, UM..."
VANESSA: SEX.
STEVE: I KNOW. YOU SAID--
I WAS GETTING TO THAT, BABY.
SURVEY SAID...
[DEHART FAMILY CHEERS]
NATALIE: YES!
D'METRIUS: LET'S DO IT!
STEVE: LORD. PLEASE, GOD. PLEASE
LET THEM WIN THIS MONEY.
BESIDES COFFEE, WHAT
MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF
IN THE MORNING?
YOU SAID WHAT? POP. YOU AIN'T
GOT TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
SURVEY SAID...
ALL RIGHT.
VANESSA: THAT'S OK.
STEVE: TELL ME THE AGE WHEN MOST
KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs.
YOU SAID THREE.
SURVEY SAID...
VANESSA: WHOO! WHOO!
STEVE, WE GONNA GET THAT.
STEVE: YES, YES. I WANT YOU TO.
NAME A PART OF THE BODY
A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE
CIRCULATION GOING. YOU--OK.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU SAID STEVE'S BACK.
SURVEY SAID...
NAME SOMETHING THAT ROCKS.
YOU SAID ROCKING CHAIR.
SURVEY SAID...
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
[DEHART FAMILY CHEERING]
VANESSA: GET IT, GIRL!
GET IT, GIRL!
D'METRIUS: LET'S GO, D.D.!
STEVE: DIVON?
DIVON: YES?
STEVE: HOW MANY POINTS DO YOU
THINK SHE GOT?
DIVON: KNOWING MY LITTLE SISTER,
'CAUSE I TAUGHT HER SO GOOD,
SHE PROBABLY GOT ABOUT
100, 105, 110.
VANESSA: GIRL, MM-MM.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: GIRL, MM-MM. MM-MM.
NO, SHE DIDN'T. NO, SHE DID NOT!
SHE DIDN'T GET NO 105, NO 110.
DIVON: SHE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
STEVE: OK. SHE GOT MORE THAN
THAT.
[DIVON SQUEALING]
NATALIE: WHOO!
STEVE: SHE GOT MORE THAN 120.
DIVON: YOU'D BETTER SHUT THE
FRONT DOOR!
[CHEERING]
WHAT?! AM I ALLOWED TO
LOOK AT HER?
STEVE: UH-UH. YOU CAN'T LOOK AT
HER.
DIVON: GIRL...
STEVE: YOUR LITTLE SISTER GOT
134 POINTS.
[DEHART FAMILY CHEERING]
DIVON: SECURE THAT BAG!
STEVE: "SECURE THAT BAG."
DIVON: SECURE THEM ALL BAGS.
STEVE: NOW, LISTEN TO ME,
NOW, DIVON, YOU GOT TO GET 66
POINTS, NOW. ARE YOU READY?
DIVON: I'M READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF VANESSA'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED
MEN: WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP
DOING WHEN SHE'S REALLY MAD
AT YOU?
DIVON: COOKING.
STEVE: BESIDES COFFEE, WHAT
MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF
IN THE MORNING?
VANESSA: POP.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
DIVON: KOOL-AID!
STEVE: HA HA!
TELL ME THE AGE WHEN MOST
KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs.
DIVON: TWO.
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE
CIRCULATION GOING.
DIVON: FEET.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT
ROCKS.
DIVON: A ROCKING CHAIR.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
DIVON: YOUR ASS.
[LAUGHTER]
[CROWD CHEERING]
STEVE: COME ON, BABY. COME ON.
WE NEED 66 POINTS.
WE ASKED 100 MARRIED
MEN: WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE STOP
DOING WHEN SHE'S REALLY MAD
AT YOU?
YOU SAID SHE STOPS COOKING.
SURVEY SAID...
D'METRIUS: GOOD ANSWER...
STEVE: SEX. SEX WAS NUMBER ONE.
BESIDES C--HA HA! COFFEE, WHAT
MIGHT YOU HAVE A BIG CUP OF
IN THE MORNING?
YOU SAID...
[DIVON LAUGHING]
STEVE: KOOL...KOOL-AID.
SURVEY SAID...
[DEHART FAMILY CHEERING]
STEVE: WELL, JUICE WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
24 POINTS AWAY.
TELL ME THE AGE WHEN MOST
KIDS LEARN THEIR ABCs.
YOU SAID TWO.
SURVEY SAID...
THREE. THREE YEARS OLD WAS
THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
WE ARE 11 POINTS AWAY FROM
$20,000. NAME A PART OF THE BODY
A PERSON RUBS TO GET THE
CIRCULATION GOING.
YOU SAID FEET.
SURVEY SAID...
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[DEHART FAMILY CHEERING]
STEVE: HANDS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE
ANSWER. ROCKING CHAIR WAS
THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
WELL, THAT'S $20,000. BUT I GOT
NEWS FOR YOU. THEY'RE COMING
BACK...
ON "FAMILY FEUD."
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HERE.
I'M STEVE HARVEY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
STEVE: READY?
MIKE: YES, SIR.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. COME ON, MIKE. WE ASKED
100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE
TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASK FOR
DIRECTIONS?
MIKE: A DAY.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO.
MIKE: DISNEY WORLD.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
MIKE: GUN.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE.
MIKE: HIS TOUPEE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PARENTS
NEED A LOT OF.
MIKE: MONEY.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MIKE: I DON'T KNOW, STEVE.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. WE
ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD
YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU
ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS? YOU SAID
A WHOLE DAY.
MIKE: THAT'S ME, BABY.
STEVE: SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: AHH.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO. YOU SAID DISNEY
WORLD. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: WHOO!
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. YOU
SAID A GUN. MAN.
SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: AH, STEVE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE. YOU SAID HIS TOUPEE.
SURVEY SAID...
WOW.
NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A
LOT OF. YOU SAID MONEY. SURVEY
SAID...
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, KYLE, LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT, KYLE. WE NEED SOME
POINTS NOW. MIKE GOT 60.
KYLE: OH, MAN.
STEVE: YOU NEED 140. YOU COULD
DO IT, THOUGH. GONNA BE A LITTLE
BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'RE
GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU
READY?
KYLE: I'M READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF MIKE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD
YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU
ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS?
KYLE: AN HOUR.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO.
KYLE: CHUCK E. CHEESE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
KYLE: MONEY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE.
KYLE: HIS UMBRELLA.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PARENTS
NEED A LOT OF.
KYLE: PATIENCE.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: HEY, MAN.
MIKE: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT! COME ON, KYLE! WHOO!
THAT'S IT, BABY. YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT IT, BABY.
STEVE: YEAH. WE ASKED A HUNDRED
MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO
BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASKED FOR
DIRECTIONS? YOU SAID ONE HOUR.
SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: YES!
STEVE: ONE HOUR WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER.
MIKE: COME ON, KYLE.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO. YOU SAID TO CHUCK
E. CHEESE.
KYLE: I'M A DAD, SO I KNOW THAT.
STEVE: YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE
BEFORE. I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET
OUT. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: THERE WE GO.
STEVE: WOW.
MIKE: BOOM!
STEVE: THE BEACH. THE BEACH WAS
NUMBER ONE.
KYLE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HERE WE
GO.
STEVE: WE NEED 93.
KYLE: LET'S GO, BABY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
YOU SAID SOME MONEY. SURVEY
SAID...
KYLE: YEAH!
MIKE: BOOM! WHOO!
KYLE: COME ON, BABY.
STEVE: MONEY AND WALLET WAS
THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
MIKE: WHOO!
STEVE: WE'RE 54 AWAY FROM THE
MONEY. NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE. YOU SAID AN UMBRELLA.
SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: YES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MIKE: COME ON!
ZAC: COME ON, BABY!
STEVE: UMBRELLA--
KYLE: DID IT!
STEVE: WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. WE NEED 13 FOR 20,000.
NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A
LOT OF.
KYLE: OH, IT'S IT.
STEVE: YOU SAID THEY NEED
PATIENCE. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: AHH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: PATIENCE WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER. WOW. THAT WAS A GOOD
ONE. 4-DAY TOTAL, 41,715. AND
REMEMBER, THE GRANGER FAMILY IS
COMING BACK FOR A CHANCE TO
DRIVE OUT OF HERE IN A BRAND-NEW
CAR. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE
YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. WOW.
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