*cinematic booms*
("Jingle Bells" music)
As you know I spent my Christmas in Southern Sweden.
And, uh (chuckles)
A lot of fun stories, a lot of weird stories
but most importantly I wanna tell you what happened
uh, last night
uh
last night was
a fuckin' experience, alright?
Alright, so this is what happened
My mother and I booked a ticket for Northern Sweden again.
You know I need to travel back eventually, too.
So
What happened was that we booked the ticket
and
It said that
the time of, uh
the arrival would take around, uh
like the whole thing
would be around, uh
from 7:00pm to 6:00am
And I thought
well you know what, that's great.
I can sleep on the train.
I'm- I'm sure they'll do some sort of, like
stop
where the train
you know, I can sleep on the train, whatever
So, I get on the train
and the first thing is that there's a screaming fucking child
that, uh
*child yelling*
He has an iPad.
And he's, like
screaming while playing video games.
He's like
"AURRRARRRRARRRR!!"
Like this
I don't know if this kid had ADD or something like that, but
And his dad
I mean, what a fuckin' spineless dad
He's like
"Hey, stop that other people are trying to sleep here now."
You know, I'm like
just take the iPad from him you
fuckin'
poop.
Eh, anyway.
So,
Throughout this entire trip
uh
this entire trip
I- I'm miserable. I'm just like
Dear, god...
Here's the thing
To get to where I live
from
where my mother lives
I have to take a train and then a bus.
And I thought
Well, if I can't sleep on the train
at least I can sleep on the bus.
Right?
But
Once I get
to, uhh
there's like a checkpoint
in, uh, inbetween where the train and the bus begins
the bus trip.
It stops there, the train.
I'm just like
"Ah, thank god that shit was over."
I take my- my case
off the train
and to the bus terminal
and I look at the schedule
And I go
"Wai- wait, wait a minute."
"Wait a minute!"
"Where's the bus times?!"
The whole thing is blank.
And I go
"Wha-wai, nononono, wait, wait, what?!"
And I scratch my head and I start to, like
panic a little bit 'cause I think
"Well, wait a minute."
"Uh, oh, you know what, you know what?"
"I'm sure there's some sort of, like"
"technical crap about this"
"that it's not showing up."
"I'm just gonna wait here."
And I thought
"This sucks."
"It sucks."
"But at least I can"
"I don't know"
"sleep a little bit on the bus terminal."
So I sit down
and there's not a fuckin' soul in the bus terminal.
And it's spooky
it's dark
it's cold.
I can't even begin to tell you how cold it was in Sweden!
You know how cold it was?
It was minus 25 Farenheit!
I was so fucking cold!
(laughing) I'm serious.
So I'm sitting there, like, shivering, like
"Oh, my god, let me go home, please!"
And thank god I packed two jackets.
So I sit down
and I'm just like
alright, the bus will get here eventually.
But it doesn't come.
The bus does not fucking come, like
I- There's not a bus in sight.
And
Eventually a police cop shows up.
And he's like
"Hey, buddy. You can't sleep here."
I'm just like
"What are you talking about?"
"You can't sleep here."
And I go
"Well, if I can't sleep here"
"am I supposed to wait outside for the bus?"
And he's like
"No."
"There's no bus."
And I go
"Wha- what?"
And then it sinks in to me.
I must've missed my bus or something.
Because there's no bus coming.
And the only way to, like
sit through this
is to just bite the sour apple.
So now I g- I realize
I have to spend my day in a foreign city
with no money
and no phone.
I'm an idiot.
I didn't pack my smartphone or nothing like that.
But
And I think
"Alright. Well..."
"I guess I can check into a hotel until the morning."
Because there's always buses the next day.
You know...
So, I check in to a hotel and I- I- I ask like
"What's the money or the cost of a room?"
Every room is
greater than the money I have for the bus trip.
So, I can't sleep anywhere.
I can't sleep outside
or else I get pneumonia and die.
And the only place that's currently open is a
fucking McDonald's!
And I go
"Oh, please, god, no."
"No, no, no no no no."
Uh
So I go to the McDonald's
and
I'm just miserable.
I'm freezing.
And I wait in line
and they're like
"I can take you order, please."
And I go
"Alright, listen."
"This sounds fucked up"
"but can I sleep here?"
And they scratch their head and they
look at eachother, like
"Uh."
"Y-you some kind of hobo?"
I'm just like
"No."
"No, I just have no money."
"I- I need to spend the night some place."
And they go
"I- I- I- I- I-"
"I guess."
"Ehhhh..."
And keep in mind
keep in mind
this was, uh
on the weekends.
And at this late
at, like, 1:00am.
What do people do after they drink?
They go to McDonald's and get burgers.
And, I'm just like
"Alright."
"Okay."
"This sucks dick."
So I sit down
I get no burgers
I barely have any money for, like, a
for any food.
I sit down
Amongst drunk people that are loud and, like
fighting with eachother.
I'm just like
"Let me sleep."
"Let me sleep!"
"Do something!"
And I'm just like sitting there with my- with my-
with my hands
You know my face resting in my
in the palm of my hands
I'm like- I go just like
"Ugh, god, just kill me."
"Kill me. Kill me!"
And
I sit at a McDonald's
for six...
Yeah, sev- seven hours!
I get here, uh
twenty-three
and it's like
I sit at a McDonald's, sleeping
for fuckin' seven hours!
And I wouldn't even call it sleep
It was more like being awake in
sleep deperavation.
'Cause eventually a cop shows up
like
You know, taps me.
And he goes, like
"Hey!"
"Hey!"
"You can't sleep here, you drunky!"
I'm just like, I'm just like
"Oh-"
"Please!"
"Please!"
"Do not fuck with me right now!"
He thought I was drunk.
Like, he thought I was drunk and I had slept off.
But I was like
I- I rose up and I was like
"Lis- Listen, friend."
"Listen here, buddy ol' pal."
"I..."
"am in a city I do not know."
"I need sleep."
"I'm no- I'm entirely sober."
"I just have no place to go."
And he's like
"Well, you can't sleep here."
I'm just like
"Or else?"
He's like
"You'll be sleeping in a cell."
I'm just like
"Are you fucking serious?"
"Are you..."
"fucking serious?!"
So I sit up and I'm just like
Okay, okay, not only can I not sleep
but I also need to keep myself awake
at McDonald's
with drunk people.
And I'm just like
"Ugh."
Oh, and I have like
I have a headache
and I'm just like
Death.
I've never wished for death more. (chuckle)
So
I sit around
until 6:00am at a McDonald's.
It's open 24 hours.
I'm just like, eventually I get on the bus.
I...
have never slept so uncomfortably in my life
on a bus.
But
I've never had such a good sleep at the same time.
So, uh
Eventually I get back.
And
You know, it's so-
It's even colder in Northern Sweden.
I get my- my case out and I just
drag myself home.
I literally, like
kick the door open to my apartment
and I like- I just like
I go down like a tree
on the bed. I'm just like
*creaking*
*cushioned thud*
You know, and I just
*snore*
immediately.
That
sucked.
That
sucked
cock.
Alright?
That was
That was the fuckin' worst.
Alright?
And
Y- you learn something.
You learn something from some-
You know, you learn
new things everyday.
And, you know what I learned?
Always have a smartphone or a book or something
so you can like occupy yourself with something.
'Cause you know what I had to, eh-
You know what I had to do for six hours?
Listen to drunk people talk about penis.
You know, ugh.
Urghh...
What a day.
What a night.
But I had a good time at my mother's place and all that, but
Ohhh
maaaaan...
*brass hit*
Hey, guys, this is Max.
Or as most of you know me as is aMAX.
Thank you for watching my animation.
I hope you really enjoyed it.
Um, I spent a lot of time on this.
And I just want to wish you all a
Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas!
Whatever you celebrate.
And
hope you're spending time with family and friends and
at- at the very least
enjoying time spent with yourself.
So...
Yeah, I just wanna
say thank you for hanging in there and waiting
wating on my channel
waiting for the next big animation.
Sorry it took so long.
The school semester was getting to me
and I wasn't able to do any sort of, like, animation work.
And it looks like this might happen again during spring semester.
But we'll see how that plays out.
I'm gonna try and keep working.
"Tut" is not dead.
Uh, "Vinesauce Animated" is not dead.
I have plenty of audio to work with
so you have nothing to worry about.
It just may take a while for the
next animation to come along.
But
I just wanna thank you guys for sticking around.
Helping make this channel what it is today.
Um, I'd like to thank Vinesauce,
Joel especially,
providing wonderful stories to animate
and helping publicize
these, uh, animation by
watching them on stream, and
just helping spread the word that these exist.
And then
A few more personal thank yous.
I'd like to thank
uh, my coworkers
and
my best friend
coincidentally also named Joel
uh, for helping make this
despite how
it's been throughout the world
help make this be
basically a wonderful year for me, and
I've been able to pull through
Special thanks to you guys, so...
Thanks again and
I hope you look forward to my next animation.
Bye, guys.
("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" music)
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét