ATHADU AAME.
To my grave! It's a vicious circle, my husband is suffering with OCD.
How is it related to what we are saying?
Let me explain it.
He asks me to brush before doing anything.
Then he asks me to take bath with Dettol.
If I expect him to kiss me even after that,
he kisses me only after rubbing my cheeks with water.
[Title song from the film Mahanubhavudu]
So this guy has OCD?
My wife used to criticize me showing how neatly he had dressed up.
She might have got it now.
[Mahanubhavudu Title Song]
Wherein my mother-in-law asks us to have children.
When should I make it possible and have children with him?
He escapes whenever I touch him as if he is a 'Kabbadi player'.
Hell with him.
Hell with your laugh.
You don't have any such issues as your husband is having a gym body.
You lucky girl! Your husband has a six pack body.
Last time I've seen his videos on YouTube.
You are very fortunate anyways.
Lucky my foot! He laments even if I touch him like he is gonna lose his muscles.
He weighs his food and eats as if he a grocery man.
He is just good to look at like a museum doll. Not good to do anything.
On a recent holiday,
when I had beautifully dressed up and asked him romantically,
"Dear, what's today's program?"
That bloody fool said that he wants to work out on his bicep, tricep and cardio session.
I came out with irritation.
Her husband met me recently.
What's up Subbu? What's that belly?
Workout man!
Improve your body.
Check out my body.
My wife madly loves my body.
He said, "Subbu concentrate on your diet, as your belly fat is increasing."
But I just understood that he doesn't concentrate on many matters.
My goodness!
Hell with his propaganda.
Girls will go crazy for my body
and boasted that his wife gets mad on his body.
He'll lose his mind if he hears this.
Shh! Shh!
This is the reason,
I'm attending the kitty party secretly by taking leave from the office.
Do not miss if you get any such opportunities.
There will be a lot of fun.
Shh!
Why are you so dull? What happened to you?
You guys at least have some stuff to discuss unlike me.
Oh my God! What happened? You should've consulted a doctor.
That's not the matter.
He gave me his devotee when asked for a husband.
He explains me the greatness of the God when I astry to get romantic.
Listening to worship quotes daily is our romance.
Even the bedroom feels like a pooja room.
[laughs]
You could've proceeded atleast.
I did try that too.
He talks crap about the god, soul and mud.
I get super furious.
[laughs]
When would he realise that we won't have children if he prays to god or by shaving his head.
That's why my life is boring in all the ways.
I've seen people who's body was hot due to fever
and had also seen the people who's body was burned usually.
But I'm watching who's body is burning with worship just now.
We don't know it but,
we've a lot of interesting topics in our surroundings.
That is why,
even if we have sit among the women, we should listen to their conversations.
They are just awesome.
Even your husband seems to wander with 'tilak' on his forehead,
is your husband unfortunately similar to him?
My husband belongs to another type.
I've seen people preferring videos or pictures before their romance,
but he prefers the 'panchangam'.
-A panchangam? -Yeah.
We didn't even get an hour time till now after our first night.
[laughs]
He says that 'muhurtham' is from 7.30 to 7.32.
We just memorise what happened after that but
I'm not being able to understand whats happening when it's actually happening.
Don't feel bad. Few lives are meant to be so and we cannot do anything about it.
I can't bear it anymore.
Enough of your laughter but tell us about Subbu.
What do I tell you?
What is this? Why did they all focus on me suddenly?
Are we chanting the Mahabharatha worship quotes now?
Tell us about Subbu's romance.
He gives you a lot of surprises, right!
And you too upload many pictures, seems he is very romantic.
Come on, tell us now.
I mean... isn't it wrong?
Why should we give our attention to other's matters? Please don't listen to it.
Hey you! You've trimmed it in the last time too.
We will see your end if you trim it this time.
Alright, listen now.
Recently, what happened was...
-Are you listening? -What's there to see except the rough linings?
Oh, is it?
There might not be a good network connection for your internet.
Maybe that's why you couldn't hear it.
Try it once again now, you might hear it this time.
Then suddenly Subbu came.
Can you hear it now?
Oh, you couldn't hear due to the network issue?
It's not my fault.
Don't stare at me, it's really a network issue.
However, it's a sin listening to other's matter.
I do not want you all to become sinners.
You all must be with virtuous character.
I don't bother if I become a sinner.
You all should be with good moral.
Alright girls, let's end this for today.
Okay. Let's finalise the next party in Whatsapp.
The party got ended and it's time to pack up.
Let's meet in the upcoming parties.
I should manage it now immediately.
Bye. See you soon.
[bell rings]
Wow!
Why did you come so early, Subbu?
I have come to give you a surprise.
Surprise! Did you go out somewhere that you've dressed up so well?
Subbu! I also thought to surprise you in a similar way.
You came while I was about to get ready.
You cunning!
The inspiration for the film 'Aparichithudu' might've come from a home.
My God! I didn't even see so many variations in that film too.
Huh!
By the way, there is a good news for you.
My company is offering an event.
Only ladies are invited it seems.
If required there are passes for employee's wives.
I'll bring it for you. Would you like to attend then?
No Subbu. I don't even attend the parties held in our own apartment without you.
How can I attend the parties held at your office then?
Oh my freaking girl!
Love you baby.
So, yeah anyway you are dressed up now, why don't we go out and have food?
We ate our stomach full in the party.
Now, I'm not feeling to eat the outside food.
Actually it's not required Subbu.
It's just for you that I'm well-groomed,
not to go out. It's just for you.
So sweet!
-Alright then, I'll also fresh up and come. -Okay.
We should also enjoy a few secret parties.
It's not important to share everything with your husbands.
In a similar way, we cannot share everything too.
That's the reason I had to lie to Subbu.
Then, you also celebrate few secret parties.
Maintain few secrets, huh!
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