POLITICO HAS AN INTERESTING STORY ABOUT HOW TO GET DONALD
TRUMP'S ATTENTION AND HOW TO GET PEOPLE FIRED FROM THE WHITE
HOUSE.
THEY EXPLAIN --
>>WHY?
WELL, THEY WILL GIVE YOU EXAMPLES.
THE FIRST ONE IS, THEY
EXPLAIN --
>>THIS IS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH -- SHE'S PRESENTING IT AS IF IT'S
TWO DIFFERENT COVERS RECENTLY, ONE IS THEORETICALLY FROM THE
1970S, THE OTHER FROM 2008, AND OF COURSE PREDICTABLY DONALD
TRUMP LOSES IT.
BUT IT ACTUALLY GETS WORSE.
POLITICO FURTHER
REPORTS --
>>LET'S BREAK THAT DOWN.
NUMBER ONE, WHAT DOES A CLOWN DO?
HE
SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH OTHER CLOWNS.
HE HIRED KT MCFARLAND
BECAUSE HE SAW HER ON FOX NEWS, AND SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL NEWS AND FAKE NEWS, SO SHE SAW SOMETHING
ON THE INTER-WEBS AND SHOWED IT TO DONALD TRUMP.
NO, YOU ARE THE
DEPUTY NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER, YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK
SOMEONE.
YOU HAVE A STAFF, ASK SOMEBODY.
NO.
SO THAT CLOWN
GIVES IT TO DONALD TRUMP WHO IS A FURTHER CLOWN -- MY FAVORITE
PART OF THAT STORY IS THEY HAVE TO RUSH IN AND BASICALLY TACKLE
HIM BEFORE HE TWEETS ABOUT IT.
OH NO, THE CHILD HAS GOT THE
WRONG INFORMATION.
HE'S GOING TO START SOME SORT OF NEW
CONTROVERSY ON TWITTER, SOMEBODY RUSH IN TO SAVE US FROM THAT
SCHMUCK WHO IS THE PRESIDENT BEFORE HE GOES ON TWEETING
WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ANYBODY.
NOW, FURTHER EMBARRASSING
DETAILS HERE --
>>THE ONE UPSIDE IS IT TURNS OUT THE PRESIDENT DOES IN FACT
READ, SOME HAD QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT.
AND HE HAS A BIT OF AN
OPEN DOOR POLICY.
NORMALLY IT'S VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU PUT ON THE
PRESIDENT'S DESK, IT'S VETTED -- NOT IN THE TRUMP ERA.
PEOPLE
SLIP INTO HIS OFFICE AND PUT AN ARTICLE ON THERE, WHAT IS THIS?
I'M SO UPSET, SOMEONE HAND ME THE TWEETER!
PEOPLE KNOW THAT,
AND THEY ARE LIKE, SINCE THE PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT AND
DOESN'T DOUBLE CHECK ANYTHING I'LL JUST PUT SOMETHING IN FRONT
OF HIM THAT'S TO MY ADVANTAGE AND TO THE DISADVANTAGE OF MY
ENEMIES WITHIN THE WHITE HOUSE.
ANY SMART MANAGER WOULD SEE
THROUGH THAT TRICK IN A SECOND, BUT THAT'S NOT WHO HE IS.
HE'S A
PATHETIC LITTLE CHILD.
THEY EXPLAIN --
>>THOSE AREN'T LIBERALS, EVERY ONE OF THOSE WHITE HOUSE
OFFICIALS IS CONSERVATIVE --
>>FOR EXAMPLE, ELLIOT ABRAMS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NUMBER TWO AT
THE STATE DEPARTMENT, REX TILLERSON WANTED HIM, AND
SOMEONE PUT AN ARTICLE IN FRONT OF TRUMP THAT ABRAMS HAD
ATTACKED HIM DURING THE CAMPAIGN.
HE IS LIKE, ABRAMS,
GONE.
SO IF YOU WANT YOUR GUY IN THERE INSTEAD OF ABRAMS, SOMEONE
HAND ME TWEETER MACHINE, ME KNOW LIKE ELLIOTT -- SOMEONE
SINGLE-HANDEDLY ENDED ABRAMS'S CHANCES AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT.
THEN THERE IS THE STORY ABOUT THIS CONSPIRACY THEORIST ONLINE,
CHARLES C. JOHNSON, HE'S DONE MANY ABSURD THINGS, HE'S GOTTEN
KICKED OFF TWITTER, AND EVEN ON OCCASION HE'S APOLOGIZED FOR THE
THINGS HE HAS MADE UP, WHICH IS A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF STUFF.
DOESN'T MATTER, ALL YOU NEED IS ANY ARTICLE, DONALD TRUMP READS
WHATEVER IS IN THE PROMPTER, WHATEVER IS IN FRONT OF HIM, AND
DOESN'T QUESTION IT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MENTAL
CAPACITY.
THEY EXPLAIN THAT --
>>IN THIS CASE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT IS A WOMAN NAMED
KATIE WALSH, WHO WAS THE DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF AND WORKED WITH
REINCE PRIEBUS, CHIEF OF STAFF, FOR A LONG TIME.
JOHNSON HAD
WRITTEN AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOW SHE WAS ONE OF THE LEAKERS INSIDE
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
SO SOMEBODY CONVENIENTLY TAKES THIS
ARTICLE THAT'S GOT NO EVIDENCE AT ALL, NO FACTS BEHIND IT, AND
PUTS IT IN FRONT OF THE IDIOT-IN-CHIEF.
HE IS LIKE, OH
-- DOESN'T CHECK WHO WROTE IT, WHAT IS THEIR CREDIBILITY, IS A
COMING FROM INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS, FROM A BLOG, FROM THE
NEW YORK TIMES -- KATIE WALSH, ME NO LIKE HER.
SHE'S OUT AT THE
WHITE HOUSE.
SHE GETS TO GO AND BE A LOBBYIST AND GET RICH, SHE
IS A TRUMP FRIENDLY THINK TANK, THAT'S THE FARM THEY SEND YOU TO
WHEN THE CHILD GETS UPSET WITH YOU, BUT SHE'S OUT OF THE WHITE
HOUSE BECAUSE SOMEONE PUT A NONSENSE ARTICLE IN FRONT OF
TRUMP.
THIS IS HOW HE MAKES DECISIONS.
GOD HELP US ALL.
OKAY
--
>>THAT'S PART OF THE REASON REINCE PRIEBUS IS
NOW GOING
AROUND GOING, STOP PUTTING THINGS IN FRONT OF DONALD TRUMP.
HE IS TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE SOURCE, SO RUN IT BY ME SO I
CAN DOUBLE CHECK BEFORE HE FIRES MORE PEOPLE.
OR TWEETS THINGS
THAT AREN'T REMOTELY TRUE.
OKAY --
>>GOOD DONNIE, GOOD DONNIE.
DONNIE, THEY LIKE YOU.
THIS GUY,
BOB SMITH, HE LIKES YOU.
ME LIKE BOB SMITH, ME IN GOOD MOOD, NOT
NEED TO TWEET NOW.
THAT IS SO SAD I'LL MOST WISH I HADN'T
HEARD IT, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T STAND THE GUY.
IT'S PATHETIC.
IT'S SO IRONIC BECAUSE HE ENDS TWEETS WITH THINGS LIKE SAD,
BABY -- HE'S A SAD LITTLE BABY THAT NEEDS TO BE CHEERED UP.
DO
THEY CHANGE YOUR DIAPER WHILE THEY'RE AT IT, DONNIE?
>>NOW --
>>IF YOU ARE AN EFFECTIVE MANAGER AND SOMEONE COMES AND
GIVES YOU THE NEWS -- YOU NAME IT, REVENUE IS DOWN, RATINGS ARE
DOWN, WHATEVER IT IS -- WHAT KIND OF A MORON THINKS HE'S THE
ONE WHO CAUSED IT?
NO, HE'S THE ONE WHO DELIVERED THE NEWS, HE'S
DOING A FAVOR BY GIVING YOU INFORMATION THAT YOU CAN REACT
TO.
MAYBE YOU CAN FIX YOUR REVENUE OR RATINGS OR WHATEVER.
BUT TRUMP HAS THIS MUCH MENTAL CAPACITY.
HE'S LIKE, BOB GAVE ME
NEWS, ME NOT LIKE NEWS, ME NOT LIKE BOB.
WHAT AN UTTER FOOL.
MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH, GOD HELP US ALL.
FINALLY A STORY
FROM GQ EXPLAIN HOW FORMER STAFFERS LIKE COREY LEWANDOWSKI,
WHO USED TO BE HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER, CAN USE TV TO INFLUENCE
HIM, BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WATCHES CABLE NEWS ALL DAY AND
MAINLY FOX NEWS.
SO --
>>THIS STORY HAS LOTS OF UPS AND DOWNS WHICH ARE FUNNY --
THIS COMPANY WANTS TO GET THIS GUY FIRED BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY
DOING HIS JOB, WITHIN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION THAT'S A MINOR
MIRACLE, AND HOLDING THEM ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE MISTAKES
THEY'VE MADE.
THEY ARE LIKE, LET'S JUST HIRE A LOBBYIST TO
GET HIM FIRED, PROBLEM SOLVED.
WE DON'T HAVE TO FIX OUR
INTERNAL PROBLEMS, WE JUST USE CRONY CAPITALISM AND LOBBYING TO
TAKE OUT THE GUY WHO'S CAUSING THE PROBLEM.
THEY JUST USE
LEWANDOWSKI, HE GOES AND SAYS SOMETHING BAD ABOUT THEM AND
THEN HE'LL BE FIRED TOMORROW.
BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS AN
IDIOT.
AS IT TURNED OUT, LEWANDOWSKI IS ALSO INCOMPETENT,
HE WENT ON HANNITY AND I DON'T KNOW IF HE DECIDED NOT TO DO IT
OR FORGOT TO DO IT, BUT HE DIDN'T DO IT, SO THE COMPANY
FIRES LEWANDOWSKI'S FIRM.
THEY ARE LIKE, YOU TOLD US YOU COULD
GET HIM FIRED AND YOU DIDN'T, THIS IS WHAT CORRUPTION IS
ABOUT, SO THEY LET LEWANDOWSKI'S FIRM GO.
NOW LEWANDOWSKI IS NO
LONGER WITH THAT FIRM.
BUT AS THEY EXPLAINED IN GQ --
>>SEE, THEY KNOW HOW THEY CAN MANIPULATE HIM.
THEY ALL KNOW
THAT HE'S STUPID, AND THEY THINK YOU PUT SOMETHING IN FRONT OF
HIM, WHETHER IT IS ON CABLE NEWS OR IN THE PAPERS, IT DOESN'T
MATTER WHAT PAPER, IT JUST HAS TO BE PRINTED OUT AND PUT IN
FRONT OF HIM, THEN HE'S GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT TO DO, THAT'S WHEN
HUMAN APPEALING HIM BECAUSE EVEN INSIDE THE BUILDING THEY ALL
KNOW HOW PAINFULLY STUPID THE PRESIDENT IS.
GOD HELP US ALL.
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