I realized this week that I need to build a tremendous legal team
to help me with this investigation
that I'm totally not under.
Wink.
It's time for "Lawyering Up!"
(dramatic theme music playing)
(applause and cheering)
Well, Gloria, I'd shake your hand, but
I don't want to get sued for touching you inappropriately.
You would be.
I'm in a bit of trouble, Kuby. I'm not gonna lie.
So I understand.
I am auditioning lawyers to be on my legal team. First off,
how Jewy are you? On a scale of one to Jerry,
are you, like, a four or a five?
'Cause we all know Jewish lawyers
are the best.
I'm very Jewy.
Not very Jewy.
I don't even understand that question.
See? There we go.
A coy Jew.
Now, you've defended con artists,
foreign agents and mobsters,
but have you ever done all three at once?
This would be my first if I took the case.
-Triple Lindy. -Yeah.
If I hired you,
-would I be your favorite client? -First of all,
you'd be second to O.J. Simpson...
-Love the guy. -...Klaus von Bülow...
Great guy, too.
...Mike Tyson...
-Here we go. -...and Bill Clinton?
-Bill Clinton? -Yeah.
I don't think that you remember me.
I have a-a lawsuit against you.
-What? -On behalf of Summer Zervos,
-Oh, God. -who is one of the women
that during the presidential campaign...
Oh, wow. Is this the way the interview's going?
...who accused you of actually doing
some of the things that you said...
-I object! -...you did on that Access Hollywood tape.
-You're out of order! -Where you alleged
you could grab a woman by...
I'm not going to use the word that you said.
-Pussy. -Genital, and
then you said they're liars.
-Yeah, liars. -And I filed
a lawsuit against you which is now pending
-in New York City. -That's the kind of lawyer
-I want. -I can't! It's a conflict.
You attended Yale Law School.
-I did. -And then, you're a professor at Harvard.
-Mm-hmm. -What, you think you're better than me?
Absolutely. I have no doubt that I'm better than you.
Uh, you went to University of Pennsylvania.
-Wharton. I went to Wharton. -Fourth or fifth ranked.
-I went to Wharton. Please. -I went to Yale Law School.
-Number one... school. Harvard Law School. -Number one?
-Give me a break, Dershowitz. -I am much better than you.
-But don't Dershowitz me. -Don't you want a lawyer
-that's better than you? -Don't Dershowitz me.
-You want a lawyer that's worse than you? -Yes!
We have attorney-client privilege, right?
-No, we don't. -All right, I'm gonna
-admit some things to test it. -I'm gonna
tell everybody everything you've said here today.
Anything you tell me is completely confidential.
-I could tell you anything? -Anything.
I have a small heart attack four times a day.
-Ah. Okay. -I think
about Jeff Sessions in a bikini all the time.
-Do you? -I have
Rue McClanahan's brain in a jar.
Are you sure these are things that I should know?
I want to hunt and eat a male ballerina.
-Oh, my God. -I masturbate with both hands.
Who-who... who doesn't?
Alan, am I being investigated or not?
You are being investigated-ish.
-Uh, ish. -Is this Yiddish? Are you speaking Yiddish?
I am speak...
(both speaking Yiddish)
Uh, yeah, yeah. Ish.
Eh, not quite investigated,
not quite not investigated.
But let's face it, around The White House, it's mishegoss.
It is.
If I become your lawyer, will you actually
do the things I suggest you do?
-No. -Okay. Will you
stop doing the things I suggest you stop doing?
No.
Okay. Thank you... for that.
What is my biggest legal problem?
Did you ever hear these words?
-(loudly): Obstruction of justice? -Ow!
No, I haven't heard them till you said them.
Can I sue James Comey?
If you tried to get him to stop investigating you...
I didn't do it.
That's potentially obstruction of justice.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
-Did I win something? -That is an impeachable offense!
-You can't handle the truth! -(scoffs)
You don't know where I'm coming from. I'm crazy like a fox.
'Cause it makes your job easier.
No, it makes my job better, because
-if you get yourself indicted... -Right.
-...or impeached, I have a real job! -What?
And you're helping me enormously.
Everything you say, everything you do
makes it more likely you're going to get impeached.
Resign now while there's still time.
Do you think you could keep me out of jail?
If you do what I tell you to do...
-Yes. -...I can keep you out of prison.
I'm not sure at this point that-that I want to.
You know something? There's a lot I'd like to do with you.
-And to you. -There's a lot I'd like to do with you, too.
-It's all legal, though. It's all... -Mine's all illegal.
-Really? -Oh. Oh, boy, Gloria.
Don't do this to me.
You are so disgusting.
Thank you!
♪ ♪
Gloria,
let me tell you something.
I wish I could have you on my legal team,
but you just didn't represent yourself
with the knowledge of the body of the law that's needed.
Unfortunately...
you haven't passed the interview...
and you're fired.
♪ ♪
Kuby, though I think you're smart,
you're ultimately a dirty hippie.
I have to go with my gut.
You're fired.
♪ ♪
Alan Dershowitz,
unfortunately you're too Jewish even for me.
You're fired.
♪ ♪
So I'm gonna have to go to my back pocket
for my Trump card, so to speak.
Gilbert Gottfried...
you are my new lawyer.
Donald, I told you, I'm not really a lawyer.
(whispers): That's okay.
I'm not really a president.
(audience applause, whooping)
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LONG RANGE CROSSBAR 😱 - TOUZANI VS MATTHY FIFALOSOPHY - Duration: 11:19.
We're doing well. Very well, to be precise.
I speak on your behalf as well, are you okay? - No.
I mean, look at us, wearing nice clothes.
Together, we are the two 'smikkelbikkels'.
We're both wearing sick outfits.
But you are wearing shoes coloured like a traffic controller.
You don't know how good these are. They are so comfortable.
But it's all about swag. - I don't have swag.
You're cap is nice, your outfit is nice. But those shoes.
It is a match. The cap is ugly, but it fits the rest of my outfit.
Shoutout to all traffic controllers.
We are about to start a few challenges. Are you ready?
- I'm always ready.
We also have a nice punishment for the loser. Do you know what temperature it is?
About 30 degrees Celsius.
We're playing on an artificial field, meaning it's very hot.
It feels like it's 40 degrees over here. The turf is very warm, so the punishment...
is to walk on the field for one minute.
Barefoot. Sixty seconds. 40 degrees.
Let's make it thirty seconds. Okay? - Yes.
Do you want a nice outfit as well? I've posted a discount code in the description.
I can also just put it on screen:
You have to write it correctly, it's a hard word.
All outfits are available.
Challenge one: how good can you keep up the ball? - This good.
I have a very little thumb.
How good can you keep up the ball?
Okay. Like this.
Why do you keep it up like this?
Let's start the battle.
You can only keep the ball up with your right foot.
I'm gonna do a few Around the Worlds. The one who does the most, wins.
What are you doing?
You can only use your right. - Can't I use my left like once?
No, no, no. No left foot. No words. And stand straight, not like this.
But that's just how I stand straight.
You're ridiculing my posture.
Fifteen. Stop, stop, stop.
I can only do ATWs, no stopping. He's tired already. Are you counting?
Or do I have to do it myself? - No, I'll count.
Maybe I'm gonna cheat. - It's only fifteen.
Dude, even if I never stopped, you'd still break my record.
I forgot to count. Let's say you're at thirty.
Let's say 36, 37. - 35, 36.
You suck. - I know.
Are you strong? Yes? Okay, let's move on to Challenge 2.
Are we gonna sit on each other?
We're leaning on our arms and doing this. You know that, right?
What are the rules? - Everything is allowed.
It's not even that warm.
No, what's this? You attack right away.
Are you really that bad? - Yeah, I didn't know your tactics.
I usually only play this against people who are really bad at it.
Wanna go again? - Yes.
Why are you so good at this?
Why are you so good?
What are you doing? Oh, no. - Next challenge.
Change shoes. Banana feet. - I'm good at that, I have two left feet.
Very comfortable. Look at this.
Banana feet, oh yeah. Next challenge.
Next challenge: taking penalties with banana feet.
Three attempts each. Do you want to start shooting or or keeping?
I'll start in the goal. - Move.
Would you be able to nutmeg me with your shoes like that?
If I can nutmeg you like this? I'm pretty sure I can.
Shoutout to everybody that takes free kicks like this:
Outside, inside.
Would you be able to nutmeg me with your shoes like that?
Told you. - Screw this.
I'm gonna kick it to your right.
I'm gonna try to hit it with my left.
What are you doing now? - I'm gonna shoot it straight at him.
Straight through the middle. Like a rocket.
That wasn't the middle. - I know, I did try though.
I already have some blisters. - I'm using my toes.
You won't be able to walk for a week now.
I'm gonna kick it in the top right corner.
That's not what I wanted, but it went in.
Matthy is losing, so I'm taking a Rabona penalty.
I'm gonna try it with my left.
That was a distraction.
See, if you hit it with your heel, it doesn't matter you have banana shoes.
That was crazy hard.
How did you do that? That was so hard.
I'm trying a Panenka.
You can't do a Panenka to me. I give up, you win.
You can't do a Panenka. - Why didn't you save it then?
This was so sad, I don't wanna continue. You must be happy, right?
Sprinting battle.
From the goal to the camera. The winner is the first to do this.
Let's start.
How good are you at dribbling?
We'll both get a ball in the middle circle and you need to protect it.
If your own ball leaves the circle...
you're finished, you lose.
The last challenge. This one's decisive.
In the meantime, it's become even hotter. 30 seconds. Barefoot. If you lose.
The challenge? Hit the crossbar from the middle circle. You can start.
You can do it.
You almost hit that camera.
The post. That was the post.
I gave myself an assist.
Take off your shoes.
Before I take them off, I want to congratulate you.
The first time you get close to the bar, you hit it.
I didn't deserve it, but I won.
Barefoot, let's go.
It's about fifty degrees over here right now.
While he's taking off this shoes, I'm enjoying my victory.
We are Team Smikkelbikkels for a reason.
Don't forget to use the discount code at trainingspakken.nl, I'll post it in the description.
Can I keep on my socks? - Nope, take them off.
Thirty seconds.
Is it hot? - It's very hot. I can't stand still.
Shouldn't you be counting? - Yeah right, ten.
It's just like the beach, when the sand is so hot.
This is one of the hottest beaches I have ever walked on.
Those people must think I'm crazy.
We also recorded a nice challenge for Matthy's channel, to watch it, click here.
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DARKEST DUNGEON: Mind over Body | LORE in a Minute! | Jake 'The Voice' Parr | LORE - Duration: 1:15.
From inside the walls of his opulent and imperial manor, an old relative of yours has written
you a letter informing you that ruin has come to your family.
Once a beacon of wealth and status, the family mansion is now an abomination.
He lived a lavish, decadent life.
It made him fat, tired and ultimately, bored.
He turned inward, away from the world, and into the mansion.
Forgotten rumors of an awesome power beneath the surface took hold of him.
Using every last nickel of the family fortune, he excavated the dungeons and catacombs beneath
the foundation, seeking a fabled gateway.
Finally, in the deepest darkest corner of the catacombs, he found a portal that lead
to a world of madness and an unfathomable evil.
He fled for his life, leaving the bodies of the slain excavation crew behind.
Ravaged by the guilt of his own cowardice, he took his own life.
He has bequeathed you your birthright, the estate and surround lands, imploring you to
contain the ever-spreading evil.
It is known that there are adventurers, some might say heroes, who spend their time at
the Stagecoach in the nearby town.
If they could be recruited to mount expeditions to cleanse the estate of its ancient evil,
the Earth and human civilization could stand a chance.
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Trump Administration Bastardizing Progress With Medical Marijuana - Duration: 6:56.
In 2018, Californians is going to be able to legally purchase recreational marijuana.
State regulators are now finalizing distribution laws and taking a multi-billion dollar industry
from the black market to storefronts.
But, with the federal government's views towards marijuana hanging in the balance, it's unclear
how the Trump administration will treat legalization efforts in California.
RT America correspondent Brigida Santos is going to talk to me now about Los Angeles
with the details about what's going on out there.
What's your take on what's happening out there with this law?
A couple of things.
We've got a long laundry list here.
I'll start from the top, Mike.
What's happening in California is Governor Jerry Brown is really trying to streamline
the regulation system, so they're going to be combining the medical laws which have been
standing in place since about 1996 with the new recreational laws.
Now, according to the bill, which I have here, Proposition 64 allows adults aged 21 and up
to possess and use marijuana for recreational purposes.
The measure creates two new taxes, one levied on cultivation and the other on retail price.
Prop 64 will allocate tax revenue for drug research, treatment, enforcement, health and
safety, youth programs as well as preventing environmental damage from illegal marijuana
production.
These laws are really aimed at protecting consumers, public safety and making sure that
the government gets its fair share here, its cut.
Now, the industry, the legal marijuana industry I should say, generates about $7 billion per
year in sales.
California estimates that it will generate about $1 billion per year in sales.
That right there is a ton of money.
Now, under this law, consumers will be able to possess up to one ounce of marijuana for
recreational purposes as well as grow up to six plants in their homes.
In addition to that, people who have a doctor's note for medical use, they will be allowed
to skip those sales taxes.
Many other laws here are still being drafted and they're expected to have a final draft
by October.
Marijuana is still illegal.
You've got a problem where you've got a federal government that simply we don't know what
they're going to do.
Everyday you've got Jeff Sessions coming out saying, 'We're going to throw them all in
prison.'
You can't do anything with the banks because they're so many obstacles there.
Look, this is happening in California.
It's happening in Florida.
It's happening all over this country where there's a sea change taking place.
What are your takes on what the federal government has got to do to make all this happen?
How are they going to address these issues?
First of all, California is trying to position itself to be a sanctuary state for marijuana.
In fact, the State Assembly recently passed a law prohibiting local and state law enforcement
from helping federal law enforcers on marijuana related inquiries but, yes, it is still illegal
on the federal level.
In fact marijuana, as I'm sure you know is under a schedule one classification alongside
heroin.
Federal banks are not allowed to do business with marijuana industry businesses.
They cannot accept cash from them and they cannot conduct credit card transactions, the
businesses.
State banks here in California could potentially start springing up but the problem with that
is state banks still need permission from the Federal Reserve.
California is discussing right now the option of creating private banks that will be independent
from the Federal Reserve.
What I really imagine will happen here in California as well as in the other states
where marijuana has been legalized is that it will start using payments, cryptocurrencies
like Bitcoin to conduct business, not only to carry out transactions, but also to pay
their employees in order to keep it away from cash so much, Mike.
Brigida, don't you find it interesting that you've got Jeff Sessions talking ... Really,
he's just so out of sync with what's happening in this country.
Now, they're not talking about corporations that are flooding us with opioids where you
have people dying from opioid almost everyday, overdoses everyday, where opioids are actually
killing people and you have Jeff Sessions focusing on marijuana.
What is your take on this difference?
Why is it that a pharmaceutical company that's making gazillion dollars by killing people
with opioids, why is it that we're giving them a free pass but nevertheless a marijuana
grower, somebody is growing marijuana for medical use that they're now could potentially
be the target of the federal government?
What is your take on that generally?
In general, we know that lobbyists and big pharma money tends to keep the laws in their
favor rather than promoting something like marijuana which grows naturally.
Of course we have that coming into play here, but California has had a legal medical marijuana
industry going for a very long time and I don't see it stifling innovation.
I don't see it stifling anybody's will to carry out their legal marijuana businesses
despite these federal rules and opposition.
What have California lawmakers said about what they're trying to learn?
There's a lot of water under the bridge.
States like Colorado, Washington, they were the first to pioneer recreational marijuana
programs.
What's the takeaway that California should look at or maybe Florida should look at as
they go forward with these types of programs?
California Governor Jerry Brown has gotten some advice from the Colorado Governor John
Hickenlooper, and that's things that he's learned through the legalization of recreational
marijuana in Colorado, things specifically like regulating edibles.
That's something that they had to learn the hard way after they had some negative incidents
taking place there.
They're also talking about coming up with a good tax level just to make sure that legal
marijuana is not flooded into the dark market.
Well, let's hope as this goes forward ... Again, I can't help but come back to this because
you have an opioid crisis taking place all over America and you have companies that,
Purdue, for example, that understood they were making billions of dollars as people
were overdosing on their toxic product everyday.
I find it incredible that here you've got a justice department ... They aren't throwing
these cats in jail but they're trying to throw people who are operating within the bounds
of the law absolutely like they're supposed to.
They're trying to find a way to make them into the criminal as these white-collared
thugs walk the streets and sell us opioids by the ton killing people by the hundreds
and thousands.
Thank you for joining me.
Okay.
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Is Lebron James Headed To The Los Angeles Lakers? | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:38.
WHAT'S UP, "TMZ"?
WE GOT JASON MCINTYRE FROM
FS1.
HE'S GOING TO BE ON "SPOKE FOR
YOURSELF" ON FS1 THIS THURSDAY.
FULL COVERAGE OF THE NBA DRAFT.
HARVEY: I LOVE THE DRAFT.
I LOVE THE CLOTHES, BECAUSE THEY
TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY AND IT HAS
BECOME SUCH A THING.
I LOVE THE DRAFT.
SO WE ASK HIM --
WHAT ARE THE ODDS LEBRON MAY
END UP IN L.A.?
DUDE, I WENT ON "THE HERD"
YESTERDAY AND I GUARANTEED COLIN
THAT LEBRON WILL BE IN LOS
ANGELES IN 2018.
HARVEY: WOW, WOULD THAT CHANGE
THE CITY!
SO WE ASKED HIM, WE SAY --
IF LEBRON COMES TO L.A. AND
THEY WIN LET'S SAY TWO
CHAMPIONSHIPS, DOES THIS MAKE
HIM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME?
YEAH, I THINK HE NEEDS JUST
ONE MORE TITLE AND LEBRON WILL
BE THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL
TIME THAN MICHAEL JORDAN.
HARVEY: BUT HE HAS FEWER RINGS
THAN OTHERS.
I KNOW.
IN THIS CASE THOUGH, THINK ABOUT
IT, IF LEBRON JAMES WERE TO WIN
A TITLE IN L.A., THAT WOULD BE
HIM BRINGING A TITLE TO MIAMI,
BRINGING ONE TO CLEVELAND, AND
BRINGING ONE TO LOS ANGELES.
HARVEY: BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER
WHETHER YOU BRING IT TO THREE
DIFFERENT CITIES?
THAT MEANS WHATEVER TEAM THAT
ADDS YOU EQUALS CHAMPIONSHIP.
CAN WE TRADE HARVEY?
[LAUGHTER]
IF WE TRADE HARVEY AND CHARLES,
CAN WE GET SEACREST?
[LAUGHTER]
ALL RIGHT, MY MAN, TAKE CARE.
I APPRECIATE IT.
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LEGO Ninjago Movie Minifigures Series pictures! - Duration: 2:08.
Hello, just2good here,
and the rest of the LEGO Ninjago Movie Minifigures Series
has been revealed!
We have the N-Pop Girl,
Lloyd,
Garmadon,
Flashback Garmadon,
Kendo Kai,
GPL Technician,
the Shark Army Angler,
Cole,
Zane,
and the Shark Army Octopus.
The rest were revealed yesterday,
which were Volcano Garmadon,
Master Wu,
Spinzitzu Training Nya,
Lloyd Garmadon,
Sushi Chef,
Misako,
Jay Walker,
Shark Army Great White,
Shark Army General #1,
and the Gong and Gutair Rocker.
So, out of this new batch revealed today,
just some quick thoughts since I plan
on doing a full thoughts video very soon...
The N-Pop Girl is predictably adorable.
I like the Unikitty reference,
and the bright colors.
The second Lloyd figure is lame.
I mean, it's the same one found in some of the sets,
except that it comes with a new printed 2x3 tile.
It's interesting that it includes the hair piece as well,
but I wish the two Lloyd CMFs
had more exclusive prints to them different from the sets.
The same is with the Garmadon figure -
which is one of three,
just his normal outfit.
They... could've left this normal one out,
in favor of another interesting character.
The only exclusive parts are the black hat and the spear.
The printing everywhere else is the same...
they couldn't have given us a new face print? Really?
I like the Past Garmadon a lot, though.
It's super silly.
The Kendo Kai is a decent alternate,
the GPL Tech has a nice Batman shirt...
but it's underneath a labcoat which has a name tag on it.
G I T.
So, the useability is lowered by a lot unlesss you Brasso it.
Glad we have this Angler in a cheap set,
and that it's a different color than the one from the Ice Tank,
the Cole has a great new hair piece -
and as Brick Henry on Instagram said,
this looks like Rodrick.
Also like how it says AC DC in Ninjago language on his shirt.
Zane looks great.
You get an exclusive outfit,
the hair piece in a cheap set,
a nice new color for the backpack,
and just a hilarious face.
Really digging this guy.
Oh, and I like the Octopus mask on this last figure.
Anyways, that's it,
stay tuned for a full thoughts video sometime.
I linked to the Facebook reveal in the description,
and I'll see you guys later.
Peace out. Bye.
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WEEKEND WILL IMPROVE. >> ALL RIGHT, BILL.
THANKS VERY MUCH. >>> WE HAVE SOME SAD NEWS TO
REPORT THIS MORNING. LEGENDARY AND THAT'S REALLY WHAT
WE MEAN HERE, LEGENDARY NEW YORK REPORTER GABE PRESSMAN HAS DIED.
A NEW YORK ICON AND PIONEERING REPORTER, PRESSMAN'S LOCAL
BROADCAST CAREER SPANNED SIX DECADES.
HE'S CREDITED WITH BEING THE FIRST TELEVISION REPORTER IN NEW
YORK AND CALLED NBC 4 NEW YORK HOME FOR MORE THAN HALF A
CENTURY. PRESSMAN LITERALLY INVENTED THE
CRAFT OF STREET REPORTING AND WENT ON TO WIN NUMEROUS AWARDS
INCLUDING 11 EMMYS FOR HIS PEERLESS RECORD OF INVESTIGATIVE
REPORTING IN POLITICS AND SOCIAL ISSUES.
THE LEGENDARY NEWSMAN ALSO SERVED IN WORLD WAR II AS A
COMBAT NAVAL OFFICER. THE NEW YORK CITY NATIVE WAS 93
YEARS OLD. >> GABE PRESSMAN, NEWS 4, NEW
YORK.
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Dancing To K-Pop Is Harder Than It Looks | Elise Tries | NPR - Duration: 3:39.
You have to jump a lot.
I'm going to be like a flying eggplant.
Hey everyone, it's Elise Hu, Asia correspondent for NPR with my friend -
Kat Chow with Code Switch, also with NPR, here visiting.
And today we're going to try K-pop dance.
Of course, we just learned though, that -
we thought we were going to take a beginner's class, but that's not happening.
Nope.
Apparently, it's pretty advanced, which is going to be interesting.
In the late 1990's Asia went through a huge financial crisis, so South Korea's leaders
decided to use music to improve its image and build its cultural influence.
The result was Korean Pop, or K-pop.
A style of pop music that typically features techno beats and intensely choreographe
music videos, like these.
What, if anything, is the concept that we're going after today?
It's a really manly dance, it's really wild.
It'll be awesome for a pregnant woman.
Let's do this!
We are jokes at this, but actual K-pop artist's training regiments are not funny.
Trainees getting groomed by record labels practice dance routines 5 to 12 hours a day.
Aspiring K-pop idols can be as young as 6 years old.
There's a lot of hip shaking.
And it's only like a few moves, but I still can't do it!
I also couldn't follow a very basic routine.
That was just the warm up guys.
It was?!
One, two, three and five, six, seven, eight.
I can't believe they just picked it up that fast.
I don't even know what just happened!
Should we wrap up?
So, at the end of every Elise Tries we give the experience a thumbs up or thumbs down.
Kat, what do you think?
I would definitely give that a thumbs down, because it's not even that I can't do it physically,
but mentally too.
I just can't keep up.
I also agree.
I wouldn't call this "Elise Tries," I would call it "Elise Fails."
Yeah, definitely fails.
Elise out.
That was really hard.
That was insane.
I have so much respect.
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Every Version Of The Joker Ranked From Worst To Best - Duration: 17:33.
The Joker is unquestionably one of the greatest villains in the history of comic books.
Unfortunately, though, the character's track record outside the comics hasn't exactly been
spotless.
With over a dozen major appearances in TV, movies, and video games, the varied interpretations
of the Clown Prince of Crime have cast a pretty wide net from amazing to terrible.
Here's our ultimate guide to every version of the Joker, ranked from worst to best.
Scooby Doo Joker
Despite coming in dead last on our list, the version of the Joker that appeared on The
New Scooby-Doo Movies isn't unforgivably terrible—he's just flat out boring, which might be an even
bigger problem.
Plus, he's a complete failure, as he can't manage to even scare Scooby-Doo, a character
defined by being terrified of everything.
"Now, Pengy-Wengy, watch me lure them into the room of doom."
The only thing that's really worth mentioning about him is that he was voiced by veteran
comedian and actor Larry Storch, and let's be real here: that's only really interesting
if you're the kind of person who likes to get into some hardcore trivia about the cast
of F-Troop.
"You've got to be putting me on!"
The New Adventures Of Batman Joker
If you ever want to develop a whole new appreciation for Batman: The Animated Series, take some
time to head back to 1977 for The New Batman Adventures, which features some of the worst
character redesigns ever.
Amazingly, the Joker, who was voiced by Lennie Weinrib, managed to escape that particular
flaw in the show, but "he looks a lot like he does in the comics" is about the only good
thing you can say about him.
His major accomplishment during the show's entire 16-episode run was losing an election
for President of Criminals when the Penguin invented a mind-altering substance called
"crime slime."
If you can't win an election against the Penguin, what are you even doing?
"I, the notorious Joker, will stage the biggest ripoff in the history of Gotham City.
Hahaha."
Son of Batman Joker
In all honesty, we only included Dee Bradley Baker's turn as the Joker on this list in
order to be as thorough as we can.
That's not to knock the guy, but as the Joker's appearance in Son of Batman is limited to
appearing as a shadow on a wall and letting out one laugh.
But… it was a nice laugh at least?
"Hahaha."
Super Friends Joker
The Super Friends saga ran for eight years under various titles, but the Joker only ever
appeared once, when the show was commonly known as the Super Powers Team, in 1985's "The Wild Cards," where he was voiced by Frank Welker.
Unfortunately, his appearance was both minor and bizarre, with the Joker turning up as
part of the playing card themed super villain team the Royal Flush Gang.
He's not the team's Joker, though, he's actually disguised as the Ace.
If your story calls for a chalk-white villain named after a playing card to dress up as
a different chalk-white villain named after a playing card, maybe things are getting a
little needlessly complicated.
"the superpowers own headquarters will soon be our new base on earth.
Don't you love the irony?
Haha."
Young Justice Joker
You know those memes where they intentionally mix a bunch of geeky franchises in order to
induce nerd rage?
Well, the Young Justice version of the Joker feels a lot like that.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled mayhem to bring you this.
Important announcement.
He's the Joker, but he looks like David Tennant as the Doctor and is voiced by Brent Spiner
from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
It's not exactly terrible, but it's overshadowed by just about every other version of Joker
ever.
LEGO Batman: DC Super Heroes Unite Joker
If you enjoyed the big-screen LEGO Batman movie, then we have good news and bad news.
The good news is that there's already a second LEGO Batman movie you can watch—and in fact,
it's been available on home video since 2013!
But here's the bad news: It's actually just a collection of cutscenes from the LEGO Batman
2: DC Super-Heroes video game, thrown in with a few new scenes to recreate the events that
happen when you actually play the game, all edited into a 71-minute "movie."
It's actually not that bad, and Christopher Corey Smith gives a solid voice performance,
even if it is just a standard riff on Mark Hamill's Joker.
"I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer."
The Dark Knight Returns Joker
To say the role of the Joker in an animated version of Frank Miller's classic The Dark
Knight Returns presented a challenge is putting things pretty mildly.
The character's arc went from catatonic to insanely murderous, requiring a ton of range.
Person of Interest star Michael Emerson gave it a shot, but played it just a little too
flat during the first parts of the Joker's journey.
At the end, he ramps up to a satisfying fever pitch, but this one is a little too uneven
to rank any higher.
"Doesn't matter.
I win.
I made you lose control.
Haha.
And they'll kill you for it."
LEGO Batman Video Games Joker
Steve Blum became the first actor to voice both Batman and The Joker in the first LEGO
Batman game, but that accomplishment comes with an asterisk, because he had almost no
dialogue.
That changed in the second and third games, where the game designers decided to expand
the dialogue in order to tell a more complex and rewarding story.
Blum was replaced by Troy Baker for the role of Batman, but stayed on as the Joker, turning
in a fine performance heavily influenced by Mark Hamill.
"I've got whole world, in my PANTS!
I've got the whole wide world, in my PANTS!"
"Joker.
Shut up"
DC Super Friends Short Joker
When you're hiring someone to play the Joker, it stands to reason that two of the most important
qualifications are going to be a morbid sense of humor and an insanely creepy laugh.
If that's the case, you could do a hell of a lot worse than just going out and getting
the guy who played the Cryptkeeper on Tales From the Crypt.
"Beware of skeletons.
Unless they're your truly.
Hahaha."
That's exactly what happened in 2010, when John Kassir lent his voice to a series of
shorts packaged with Fisher-Price's line of Super Friends toys.
Kassir does a good job of mixing up his performance, though it's still instantly recognizable to
anyone who was a fan of the 80's HBO anthology.
Which probably did not include any of the kids in the target audience.
We hope.
"Finally!
You made it!
Now the fun can really begin!"
DC Super Friends Joker
The Joker we're given in DC Super Friends is pretty great if only because of how much
he clearly hates working with the other supervillains.
Voice actor Lloyd Floyd's audible eye rolling adds some fun nuance to a performance that's
otherwise pretty much by the book.
But hey: he does get bonus points for not copying Mark Hamill like so many others have
done.
"You created him Lexy?"
"Arrrh."
"Oh, haha.
I thought you had no sense of humor, you old card, you."
"It was a lab accident."
Suicide Squad Joker
First, you have get past a design that starts with a tattoo of the word "damaged" on his
forehead and just spirals out from there until he looks like he should be performing alongside
Dark Lotus at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
Then, you have to get past all the stories of Jared Leto going Method and sending his
co-stars live rats, dead pigs, and used condoms.
What you're left with is… well, not much of anything, really.
For all the hype surrounding Leto's appearance as the Joker in Suicide Squad, it pretty much
amounted to about ten minutes of screentime that were mostly there for Harley Quinn's
origin story - and some ill-advised fanservice.
Arkham: Origins Joker
When Arkham City was announced as Mark Hamill's final outing as the Joker, there was a pretty
big problem.
As Batman's arch-nemesis, the Clown Prince of Crime was definitely going to be in the
next game, which told the story of an encounter much earlier in Batman's career.
Thus, the role of the Joker fell to Troy Baker, and the problem here is obvious: he pretty
much just did a dead-on impression of Hamill's Joker for the entire game.
To be fair, he actually does a really good job of it, but a copy is just never going
to beat the original.
"oh, Bats.
Hahahaha.
What a night!"
Gotham's Jerome Valeska
The people behind Gotham clearly know that they can't really have the Joker show up years
before Bruce Wayne becomes Batman on account of his origin story being so tightly intertwined,
so they just went ahead and created a guy who isn't technically the Joker, but is definitely
a maniacal supervillain with a permanent rictus grin who dresses as a circus clown and wants
to sow chaos wherever he can.
Cameron Monaghan's performance as Jerome Valeska is ridiculously compelling, and has made for
some pretty wild television.
"I'm the boss.
Hahaha."
Arkham Series Joker
First things first: the Arkham franchise has produced some of the best video games in recent
memory, and without question the best Batman games ever.
Unfortunately, even though they got the legendary Mark Hamill to do the voice for three out
of four, they also ended up giving us a Joker who has what might be the single stupidest
master plan in the character's 75-year history.
Seriously, after perfectly executing his scheme, he unveils his ultimate masterstroke, which
is… turning himself into a giant drug monster and getting in a fistfight with the greatest
hand to hand fighter in the world.
Really, dude?
Dumb things like this are why you never beat Batman!
"I can take it.
I can take anything you throw at me Bats.
You can't beat me.
I'm actually going to win!"
The Batman Joker
The redesign of the Joker for The Batman is remembered as one of the most divisive missteps
in the history of DC animation.
Laboring under the shadow of the legendary Batman: The Animated Series, and stuck with
the task of incorporating the "Batwave" gimmick of the accompanying toy line, designer Jeff
Matsuda decided to go as far in the opposite direction as possible from Bruce Timm's sleek
design from Batman: The Animated Series.
The result wasn't very well received, to put it mildly, but Kevin Michael Richardson's
take on the Joker actually had some really good stories, such as "The Laughing Bat,"
where Joker becomes a vigilante and uses Joke Venom to turn Batman into a bad guy so he
has a supervillain to fight.
That's pretty awesome.
"Graffiti.
That's a pretty serious offense, girls.
But that's why I became a crimefighter.
To take out garbage like you."
LEGO: Gotham City Breakout Joker
Sometimes the Joker is a sinister, psychopathic murderer.
And then other times, he's a goofy and delightfully manipulative weirdo who brings down an entire
city armed only with a spoon.
Joker stories that are actually funny are pretty rare these days, so having a version
of The Joker as whimsical as Jason Spisak's take on the character is a rare treat.
And the fact that this short also introduced his new sidekick Spoony is a hilarious bonus.
"Can you make dogs invisible?
"Spoony, that's not even a real super power."
"Ah.. perhaps a demonstration for Spoony?"
Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders Joker
Adam West, Burt Ward, and Julie Newmar returned to the roles of Batman, Robin, and Catwoman
in Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders.
That was great, but the rest of the cast was given the unenviable task of playing specific
versions of characters identified with actors who had died years before.
For Jeff Bergman, that meant playing Cesar Romero playing the Joker.
It was a high wire act, as Bergman had to be respectful of both Romero and Romero's
take on the Joker, but Bergman nailed it in a performance that feels like a true tribute.
"You dare defy us?
You must be insane.
And here's the proof.
Haha."
Batman: The Brave and the Bold Joker
Another show that had to follow in the footsteps of Batman: The Animated Series was Batman:
The Brave and the Bold, which decided to embrace the character's lighter Silver Age phase from
the comics of 50's and 60's.
This Joker, which was voiced by Jeff Bennett, looked a lot like the work of legendary Batman
artist Dick Sprang, and really shined in stories like the alternate world tale of Earth-3,
where a heroic version of The Joker became the last superhero on Earth under the name
The Red Hood.
"Whoever he is, I hope my counterpart on your world will have a chance to repay you.
"Somehow, that seems unlikely."
Batman '89 Joker
Jack Nicholson's performance as the Joker in Tim Burton's 1989 Batman movie is pretty
fantastic on almost every level.
He's certainly the best part of the movie, with Nicholson's already-creepy grin accentuated
by caked on makeup and some truly amazing fashion choices.
And the scene where he trashes an art museum might be the most baller thing a supervillain
has ever done.
"Gentlemen!
Let's broaden our minds.
Lawrence!"
The only problem with this version of Joker is his alter-ego, Jack Napier.
In the comics, a big part of Joker's origin is the idea that some fundamental change in
his personality occurred when he fell in that vat of acid.
Here, though, he's pretty much already The Joker he even carries a deck of cards with him,
and he's obviously a criminal. And that undermines his arc.
Otherwise, though, it's totally awesome.
Batman: Under the Red Hood
Even if you don't recognize his name, you're almost certainly familiar with John DiMaggio
from his roles as Bender on Futurama, Jake the Dog on Adventure Time, and Aquaman on
Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
In 2010, he landed the role of the Joker in Under the Red Hood, and he didn't disappoint,
delivering a Joker who delivers every line as though it is an actual joke, giving you
the sense of someone who genuinely thinks that beating someone to death with a crowbar
is hilarious.
It's memorable in the creepiest of ways.
"So…let's try and clear this up, okay pumpkin?"
Batman '66 Joker
Pretty much everything about Cesar Romero's portrayal of the Joker on the 1966 Batman
TV show is great, from the way he attacks every scene with manic, scenery-chewing glee
to the way he twists his painted-on grin into a disappointed scowl when he's inevitably
defeated.
All the way down to the fact that Romero refused to shave his mustache for the part, instead
caking on the clown makeup and leaving it completely visible in every episode.
There's a panache and even a little menace to the role that makes him one of the show's
most memorable characters.
"Hahaha.
How delicious it is?"
Unfortunately, the show's writers were bigger fans of The Penguin and Catwoman, and Romero
often got stuck in boring and forgettable stories which didn't allow him to really shine.
A true shame.
LEGO Batman Movie Joker
Of all the Joker's appearances across movies and TV, who would've expected that the one
that really went into whether his motivation stemmed from a twisted sort of love would
be the one based on building block toys for tiny children?
And yet here we are, in a world where that's not just acknowledged in the LEGO Batman Movie,
but serves as the driving force for the entire plot.
Zack Galifianakis nails the voicework too, making this modern Joker one of the best ever.
"You're obsessed with me!"
"Phhhhhhh.
No I'm not.
"Yes you are."
"No I"m not."
"YES YOU ARE.
Who else drives you to one-up them like I do?"
"Bane."
"No he doesn't!"
The Dark Knight Joker
Between the massive initial hype and the outpouring of grief following the untimely death of actor
Heath Ledger, it can be a little difficult to judge his performance as The Joker on its
own merits.
But when you put aside all the baggage and really look at it, the truth becomes clear:
it really is that good.
"the good cop bad cop routine?"
"Not exactly."
The Joker of The Dark Knight is both terrifying and genuinely funny, but more than that, he's
got an air of mystery that's almost impossible for a character so well-known to cultivate,
with virtually every line he delivers turning out to be a carefully conceived, manipulative
lie.
Here's one truth you can bank on though: Ledger's Joker is one of the most influential and iconic
movie villains of all time.
But he's still not the best Joker of all time…
Batman: The Animated Series Joker
When you get right down to it, Batman: The Animated Series did everything right.
The slick, stylish take on the Caped Crusader boiled everything down to essentials, and
no character benefitted as much as the Joker.
The Joker was frightening and funny, with a sweeping theatricality that came directly
from Mark Hamill's amazing turn providing his voice.
"hahaha."
And the desire to give Hamill's Joker even more to do directly led to the creation of
Harley Quinn, who has gone on to become one of DC's most popular characters.
Add it all up and the Animated Series Joker remains the definitive take on the character.
And that's… no joke.
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Let's learn and have fun...
Abracadabra!
I am a magician
This is my magic wand.
I tap it on your head
and your cap is gone
I tap it on your tail
and your tail is gone
Ohhh no..my tail is gone!
No no no no
Give me back my tail…
Did you ever see my tail uh uh
my tail uh uh, my squirrel tail
Did you ever see my tail uh uh
it's bushy and grey
I've been looking for it all day!
Is this your tail?
No, that's Fox tail to keep warm
Is this your tail?
No, that's a Monkey tail to hold on to branches
Is this your tail?
No, that's a Dog's tail to show feelings
Is this your tail?
No, that's a Scorpion tail to attack
Ohhh no…no no
They are not my tail..
Did you ever see
my tail uh uh
my tail uh uh, my squirrel tail
Did you ever see my tail uh uh
it's bushy and grey
I've been looking for it all day!
Is this your tail?
No that's a cat's tail to balance
Is this your tail?
No, that's a Peacock tail to impress others
Is this your tail?
No, that's a fish tail to swim away
Is this your tail?
No, that's a Lizard's tail - it can grow again
Is this your tail?
Yesssss!!!
Yes this is my tail uh uh
my tail uh uh, my squirrel tail
Yes this is my tail uh uh
It's bushy and grey
I have been looking it all day
Thank you magician
For giving me back my tail
Ha ha ha ha
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Afternoon Forecast 6/23 PM - Duration: 2:37.
AIR COURTESY OF CINDY MOVING ON
IN.
LET'S GO AHEAD SHALL WE?
CHECKING WITH WEATHER WATCHERS
RIGHT NOW.
TEMPERATURES IN THE 80s AND
70S.
FIRST STOP TODAY, 80.
LET'S SEE HERE.
84 DEGREES FROM ANNUAL
HANNIGAN.
WE'VE GOT WINDS THERE FROM THE
SOUTH AT 4 MILES PER HOUR.
RELATIVE HUMIDITY OF 73%, AND
CLOUDY SKIES.
AS WE LOOK TO MIKE BUSH IN
BROOKLYN, 73 AS WELL AND
CLOUDY.
SOME DEW POINTS HAVE BEEN IN
THE 70S TODAY.
THAT IS OPPRESSIVE AIR.
YOU CAN SEE THE HAZY
CONDITIONS, THAT IS BECAUSE
THERE IS SO MUCH MOISTURE IN
THE ATMOSPHERE THAT ALL THE
LITTLE POLLUTION PARTICLES CAN
STICK TO IT, CREATING A HAZE.
CLOUDY SKIES AT THE MOMENT.
TEMPERATURES WARMING UP A
LITTLE.
THE FORECAST TODAY ISN'T TOO
TERRIBLE.
AS WE GO INTO THE WEEKEND
LOOKING A LITTLE BETTER
TOMORROW, THAT IS BECAUSE WE
ARE GOING TO HAVE EARLY MORNING
RAIN TO KNOCK DOWN THE POLLEN.
SUNDAY WE ARE GOING TO SEE THIS
LEVEL CLIMB MONDAY BACK INTO
THE MEDIUM RANGE.
MOVING FORWARD THROUGH THE
AFTERNOON, YOU CAN EXPECT SOME
MORE SHOWERS, MAYBE A
THUNDERSTORM.
BUT REALLY THE BIGGER EVENT IS
OVERNIGHT INTO THE FIRST HALF
OF YOUR DAY TOMORROW.
AGAIN, THAT COURTESY OF THE
TROPICAL AIR MASS, THAT WAS
CINDY.
CINDY, RIGHT NOW, MAKING ITS
WAY THROUGH PLACES LIKE
TENNESSEE AND KENTUCKY, WILL BE
TRACKING IN THE NORTHEASTERLY
DIRECTION.
BASICALLY THIS COLD FRONT
COLLECTS THE MOISTURE OF CINDY,
MAKES ITS WAY EAST AND THAT IS
WHY, EARLY TOMORROW MORNING,
TORRENTIAL RAIN CAN BE
EXPECTED.
LET'S SHOW YOU WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE HOUR BY HOUR ON OUR
FUTURECAST MODEL.
THIS AFTERNOON SHOWERS, MAYBE A
THUNDERSTORM, NOT LOOKING
TERRIBLE.
BEST BET FOR STRONGER STUFF
CLOSE TO THE 8:00 P.M.
HOUR.
TOMORROW MORNING'S MAIN EVENT
AROUND 7:00 A.M.
THE RAIN STARTS, GETS HEAVY.
AFTER THE NOON HOURS, SKIES
CLEAR.
A VERY NICE AFTERNOON TOMORROW,
SUNDAY, MUCH LESS HUMID AND
BRIGHTER AS WELL.
THE WEEKEND NOT A WASHOUT.
JUST TOMORROW MORNING YOU WANT
TO TUCK INSIDE, STAY CLOSE TO
HOME.
YOUR BEACH FORECAST TOMORROW
LOOKING BRIGHTER IN THE
AFTERNOON, SUNDAY BEAUTIFUL.
KEEPING IN MIND MODERATE RISK
OF RIP CURRENTS TOMORROW.
HIGH-RISK TOMORROW.
WE WILL BE TOPPING OUT AT
83 DEGREES.
IT WILL FEEL MORE LIKE THE
UPPER 80s TODAY BECAUSE OF THE
HIGH HUMIDITY.
TOMORROW A HIGH OF 85, FEELING
CLOSE TO 90.
FOR SUNDAY WITH LOWER HUMIDITY,
MOSTLY SUNNY.
SHOWERS AND STORMS NORTH THE
CITY.
MONDAY THROUGH THE MIDWEEK
FORECAST, TEMPERATURES WILL BE
COOLER IN THE 70S.
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Emmy-Winning Veteran TV Reporter Gabe Pressman Dies At 93 - Duration: 1:14.
MANSLAUGHTER CHARGES RELATED TO
THE FIRE.
THE EXTERIOR CLADDING ATTACHED
TO THE 24-STORY BUILDING FAILED
SAFETY TESTS.
GAY PRESS MAN THE DEAN OF
THE NEW YORK PRESS CORE AND
SENIOR CORRESPONDENT FOR TV HAS
DIED.
THE MAN WHO HELPED INVENT LOCAL
TELEVISION REPORTING.
Reporter: GABE PRESSMAN'S
LIFE WAS JOURNAL LIZ JOHN
MCCAIN MY FATHER WAS VERY
INDULL HE WANT.
HE PUT A MICROPHONE INTO THE
BATHROOM AND I COULD FORECAST
INTO THE LIVING RAM.
Reporter: UNTIL HIS DEATH
THIS MORNING AT 93, THE SENIOR
CORRESPONDENT AT W NBC TV HAD A
CAREER IN WHICH HE FOUGHT FOR
THE UNDERDOG, SPARRED WITH
POLITICIANS INCLUDING EVERY
MAYOR FROM WAGNER TO DE BLASIO
AND CHASED BREAK IS NEWS AROUND
THE GLOBE.
BELIEVED TO BE THE FIRST LOCAL
TELEVISION REPORTER IN NEW YORK
CITY, HE RECEIVED MANY, MANY
AWARDS AND WAS A STAUNCH
DEFENDER OF THE FIRST
AMENDMENT.
WORKING TO HELP THWART ANY
ATTEMPT TO KEEP REPORTERS FROM
GETTING INFORMATION.
A FEW YEARS AGO GABE TOLD ME
HIS FIRST AMENDMENT CREW KIDS
WERE IMPORTANT NOT ONLY FOR
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PLAN WHICH MEANS REPUBLICANS
CAN ONLY AFFORD TO LOSE TWO
REPUBLICAN VOTES IN THE SENATE
OR ELSE THE BILL WILL FAIL.
THE HUNT IS ON TO CATCH
CROOKS CAUGHT ON CAMERA BUSTING
INTO A HOME POSING AS POLICE.
ONCE THEY GOT IN THEY
HANDCUFFED THE HOMEOWNERS AND
DEMANDED THEY OPEN A SAFE.
MAKING MATTERS WORSE THERE WERE
CHILDREN INSIDE, THREE OF
THEM.
IT WAS ON 159th STREET.
BOTH HAD GUNS.
ONE HAD A POLICE VEST AND FAKE
BADGE.
POLICE IDENTIFIED ONE OF THE
MEN.
LUCKILY NO ONE WAS HURT.
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Gronk Zings Jews, Blacks, 'Fat Ass' at David Ortiz Roast - Duration: 1:30.
And now, the comedic stylings of Rob Gronkowski ... "You wanna know why Jews do play football???
To get their quarter back you cheap."
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
Yeah, that was the kind of material Gronk was workin' with at the Roast of David Ortiz
in Boston on Thursday -- where he dropped everything from black jokes to fat jokes to
penis jokes.
Hey, it's a roast ... right?
Among the highlights ... -- Gronk pointed out female comics he wouldn't bang -- told
Anthony Mackie (who's black) he was impressed by his role of Falcon in Captain America because
he could fly "when he's not being chased by the cops" -- told Ortiz he "jerked off" in
his green room on the set of a Dunkin' Donuts commercial There's more.
Eight minutes of it.
Enjoy.
The good news, the event raised money for the David Ortiz Children's Fund.
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RELIVING DISNEYLAND 1955 OPENING DAY TEMPS | DEALING WITH THE SUMMER HEAT! - Duration: 12:00.
I heard the Showcase Cinemas where they had the Pirates costumes and of course
the beauty and the beast costumes they actually have the Avengers costumes on display
let's go take a look I mean if they have all these costumes I know when Mary
Poppins returns comes out they're going to have all those costumes and I'm going
to be the first in line the first in line to see Mary Poppins Costumes how
you doing all right I'm just talking to my friends oh you look beautiful
we're talking
about the heat it's not hot feel that breeze the shade right there
if you ever get hot come to my house
everyone is invited can we have tea
ice tea so like I was saying the Avengers costumes
hello YouTube family welcome to another EPC vlog I am at Disneyland of course
I'm at Disneyland if I wasn't at Disneyland where would I be
would I be here would I be there I didn't know fill in the blank
the past six months I've been coming to the park vlogging every single
time I've come to Disneyland I have vlog for the past six months when
I vlog I come the whole list of things I want to do things I want to record
things I want to show you the audience we have to have an idea of what you're
going to do right why I said you know what no forget that throw that away in
the trash today we're going to live in the moment
okay I gotta say something I'm gonna tell you a little secret about EPC
here's a little secret about EPC I can't stand the heat I can't stand the
sweatiness of swamp eNOS the stickiness I can't stand the heat I'm originally
from New York so we had the colder months and we had autumn we had winter
and look forward to it was humid in New York sort of human it was human don't
get me wrong if it's not hot it's hotter and if it's not hotter its hottest I
brought my sunblock babies it's an interview
whats your question
how do you deal with the heat i iced tea and we do have a lot of
iced tea yeah we put lemon in it and a little bit of sugar helped up a little
with this beautiful beautiful wardrobe dummy how do you I have to wear an apron
sighs well how's it with the Queen and she always gets on our case that were
sloppy of course Alice won't be there coz she's
not allowed there's plenty of room
you two stay cool today okay don't tell us what to do
look how blue that water is that's when I jump in it right now swim splash with
the Ducks the best ride without a doubt on a hot day is it's a small world right
behind me definitely I
could literally fall sleep on that ride hot or not hot or not if you have any
idea how hot it is right now I've been in the Sun for quite some time and just
looking at this water how it flows the blue I never wanted to go into the
pool so bad
toon town Pluto want eat my microphone oh my god this okay I tried I thought just
I thought this ice bucket was real I'm gonna put my head in it I know we saw
beauty and the beast the Royal Theater a couple vlogs ago what we're going to do
it again it's a good break sit down in the shade watching belle and the beast and
that's all Luke Evans for guest all
it's time for a free joke we're gonna do a free joke here look who it is our
friend Darren I learned from last time I got to stand in the stoop here because
otherwise I feel like well I'm on the same level you know with the free choke
today bridge well um let's see here um what are your favorite characters those
here let's hear one my favorite character is my favorite princess in the
entire world red hair blue dress Belle oh no oh that's my favorite
oh yes ariel who made her wedding dress
wedding dresses who did her father a lot of people don't know this King try it on
oh my good Wow I mean we did not we did not plan the
area into that plan good never give a joke for every faculty probably like
there you know why because he has a bubbly personality just like me alright
their friend Terry some large friends see it we'll see you next time
there we go there we go
something has to be said about black widow driving in passing i hearing
theater which is closed my princess is not here second metaphor it's okay
though I like Black Widow she's intimidating a
as hell but I like her do you like groot bread that's what do you
recommended
I'll try I'll let you know how I like it thank you so much it's a good bite
everybody bye bye
I hate when that happens it's becoming a common occurrence of me not turning on
the microphone I would have I would do the whole taste test over again I really
would but I can't because I'll probably get very sick this is what's left of
Groote arm pizza crust with jalapeno very good $8 here we go
work it and there were olives here black olives I ate those on a livestream I'll
leave the link down below in the description
Walt was hot didn't try Mickey but what was
so I thought about something instead of
staying in the park and getting a sugary drink I said why don't I go to Downtown
Disney and go to Jamba Juice I love Jamba Juice you know I love Jamba
Juice cool off with a smoothie let's do it
Downtown Disney smoothie water water
I lived in the moment today for the first time in a long time we should do
it more often and maybe we should do it even outside the park live in the moment
every day no matter where you are what you're doing because you never know what
tomorrow is going to bring make each moment magical make your journey magical
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Kops-N-Kids Camp Pt. 2 - Duration: 2:15.
<<NHA
HEY, YOU GUYS.
SUMMER IS OFFICIALLY HERE.
BUT SADLY, LAST DAY OF CAMP IS
ALSO HERE FOR THE COPS AND
KIDS.
THIS IS 31st YEAR.
THEY'RE SO EXCITED.
THEY HAVE BEEN WANTING TO BE ON
CAMERA ALL DAY.
HERE THEY ARE SET UP WITH SO
MANY DIFFERENT ORGANIZATIONS
ABOUT 15 DIFFERENT VENDORS.
THEY HAVE A CRIME SET UP.
SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM ABOUT AN
HOUR.
WE HAVE THE KIDS UP ON THIS
SPECIAL CRIME, RIGHT?
THERE'S A SPECIAL CRIME.
I EXPLAINED TO YOU GUYS.
BAXTER WAS DOG NAPPED.
VERY UPSET.
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
IT'S MY OWN GOOD DAY FAMILY.
CODY, KEN, MARIANNE.
RUNNING BACK AND FORTH, TRYING
TO SOLVE WHO STOLE BAXTER.
AND I HAVE TO SAY I HAVEN'T
SEEN THE CLUES MYSELF.
CODY HAPPENED TO STICK
TODAY.
GO AHEAD AND GRAB IT.
WHILE WE GET TO THAT PAIGE HAS
BEEN PARTICIPATING IN COPS AND
KIDS FOR THREE YEARS.
SHE'S NOW A JUNIOR STAFFER.
WHAT HAS IT BEEN LIKE FOR YOU
THIS PASTER YEAR -- PAST YEAR?
IT'S BEEN AMAZING.
I GET TO HANG OUT WITH KIDS.
IT'S FUN BECAUSE A, THERE'S
COPS HERE AND YOU GET TO HANG
OUT WITH THOSE GUYS AND IT
HELPS SUPPORT THE KIDS ALL THE
TIME.
Reporter: I LOVE IT.
LAST CLUE, FINAL CLUE.
WHAT IS IT?
THIS IS MAXWELL, EVERYBODY.
READ IT TO ME.
CODY IS RIGHT-HANDED.
CODY IS RIGHT-HANDED.
SO WHO IS OUR CULPRIT?
CODY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I AM NOT SURPRISED.
I KNOW.
CONVENIENTLY.
CONVENIENTLY GONE.
IF YOU GUYS WANT TO HAVE AS
MUCH FUN AS THESE KIDS DID.
OR YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO SEE
THESE KIDS HAVE FUN, YOU CAN
CONTINUE TO MAKE THIS
AFFORDABLE.
YOU CAN SUPPLY, SUBMIT IN MARCH
NETWORK YOU'RE EMPLOY LR --
NEXT YEAR.
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Love Island's Olivia to walk after being dumped by Chris? 'I'm over being here'
They say what comes around goes around…and it looks like Olivias a little overdue for a taste of her own medicine. Growing insecure about the looming recoupling session, Olivia is slowly beginning to lose it.
Slamming Chris for not warning newcomer Tyla off, she said: You dont need to speak to her. ITV FURIOUS: Olivias getting jealous that newcomer Tyla is getting all the attention.
At the end of the day if you were serious about me and you, you wouldnt want her to pick you, so you would do something about it, but you havent. Then when Chris suggested it wouldnt be make or break if Tyla picked him, Olivia shot him down.
She yelled: Ill end it. Fact. And that's not a threat..
ITV TENSION: Olivia inst happy with Chriss behaviour.
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ITV HEART-TO-HEART: Olivia confronted Chris about his actions. "Im over being here. I am over it" Olivia In the Beach Hut, Olivia proved that shes close to reaching breaking point.
Offloading behind closed doors, she crumbled: I know that he wants us to be coupled up but hed get off on her picking him just so that I have to go through what he went through with Mike.
If he really wants to be truly coupled up with me, thats up to him. But clearly Olivia didnt manage to get everything off her chest as she later clashed with Chris again.
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1 / 68 Instagram Love Islands hottest babes .
ITV OVER IT: Olivia is close to reaching breaking point. In another blow up, she screamed: Im over being here. I am over it. It looks like Olivias muggy behaviour has finally caught up with her.
Didnt she know that karmas a bitch? Catch Love Island tonight at 9pm on ITV2.
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BARCELONA star Rafinha is reportedly considering an offer to join Arsenal. The 24-year-old is seeking a move away from the Nou Camp over his lack of playing time.
Barcelona star Rafinha is reportedly considering an offer to join Arsenal. And ESPN Brazil are claiming that the midfielder is now mulling over a potential switch to the Premier League.
Arsene Wenger is desperately trying to bolster his squad after finishing outside the Champions League places last season. Spanish publication Marca claimed earlier in the week that Rafinha was interested in joining the Gunners.
And they reported that the Brazilian views Arsenal as the ideal club for him to continue his development.
Barcelona value the star at £26. 4million. However, they are willing to use him in their bid to try and bring full-back Hector Bellerin back to Catalonia from the Emirates.
Rafinha, whose brother Thiago plays for Bayern Munich, only started 16 matches in all competitions for Barca in the last campaign. The Brazilian star is unhappy over his lack of football at the Nou Camp.
4million for midfielder Rafinha.
Arsene Wenger is desperately trying to bolster his squad this summer with a number of big-money recruits. He is due to miss the start of next season due to a knee injury, but that has not put off Wenger in his pursuit.
Rafinha would certainly offer the Frenchman some versatility once he returns to full fitness. He is equally as comfortable playing right-back as well as in central midfield.
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Je gagne 1287€ en 21 jours !!! cloud mining genesis-mining 2017 ! 100% réel ! - Duration: 3:02.
Hi guys, hope u doin well ! New video on my payouts !
I said i'll do one all 10 days.
My apologies cause wasn't here a lot this week, didn't do videos...
gonna do some videos on rentability this week-end i think.
As u can see, i added some new informations on listing.
I added total i have on each currenciess.
And profit crypto took since the june 1st
I put here prices on the june 1rst and today, June 23.
So....we have to add this value cause we earn money with it too.
It's interesting to see how much we win to do nothing, when money is sitting in your wallets.
All new joiner on genesis can see how we win money too, with price rise. Pretty cool !
So total at june 23, is.....i don't have payouts
on June 22 cause we have it the june 23.
So i win between June 1 and June 21, 929.26€, only with genesis !!
And won 357,90€ on prices rising for all coins i mine.
So in 21 days, i won 1287.16€ !!!! :) (if we don't add those 357.90, we earn less)
Good prices for ETHEREUM and DASH with huge rise
:). For Litecoin, don't have lots of power on it.
I put my mining allocation on DOGE from Litecoin, that's why no lot Litecoin.
Thx to DASH and ETHEREUM, we earned more than 300€ only with those 2 !!!
So it's fantascti what i earned in 21 days, unbelievable !
Next video on payouts will be in July now !
But like i said, in 21 days so less than one month, i won 1287.16€ !!! it's fantastic !
It's over guys ! Have a good night !
Next videos on rentability, Live Monday, dont forget ! :) PEACE OUT !
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Discovering Your Purpose - How to Find Your Why - Duration: 3:37.
Most people know what they want, but very few people know why they want it. Why is
a key difference that can help you push through the hard times and reach your goals. This
week I'm going to give you three tips on how to find your Why. My name is Roman Ryder and
on this channel, I give you fearless strategies for leadership and personal development. Before
we get into finding your Why, if you haven't subscribed, please consider subscribing to
my channel. I put out new content every week. Also, make sure you stick around to the end
for some free bonus material. Let's get started.
All right, so tip number one is to consider your skills and talents. Make sure you don't
just consider hard skills like spreadsheets and graphic design, make sure you also consider
your soft skills like do you have integrity, do you pay attention to detail, are you good
with people? If you're having trouble figuring out what your strengths are, I highly recommend
a book called Strength Finders 2.0. I'll put a link for it in the description below. I've
used this for my teams in the past, I've passed them out as Christmas presents and it will
actually help you identify your top five strengths. It's a great tool you can use to figure out
what you're good at.
Tip number two is to consider your passions and expertise. What are you passionate about
at work? What do you really enjoy doing? What are you passionate about in your life outside
of work? What do people come to you? What are you considered the expert in that people
come to you and say, hey help me with this, this is something you're good at? Consider
those passions and expertise.
All right, so tip number three for finding your Why is to consider your impact and legacy.
What kind of impact do you want to make? What is the change that you want to be in the world?
What do you want to make better? What do you want people to think about you when you're
gone? What kind of difference do you want to leave behind? All these things can help
you figure out your impact and legacy and what you want to do in this world. I'll give
you something I did once before, I wrote my obituary as it would read today and I wrote
my obituary as I wanted it to read. Then I figured out where the gaps were, so I could
reverse engineer the changes I needed to make in my life to leave that impact and legacy
that I wanted.
All right, now I'm going to give you today's bonus tip and that is that it's not always
good to turn your passion into a job. I'm a whitewater kayaker, I absolutely love it,
I love going out and kayaking but I opened a kayak shop, which turned out to be a huge
mistake because sooner or later I wasn't kayaking anymore, it was just going to the store every
day and working and I was no longer enjoying kayaking. It was work. It's not always good
to take what you love to do and turn it into your job. Sometimes it's better to figure
out what you're good at and just find more time to enjoy the things you love to do.
All right, so now you should have three lists, right? You should have your skills and talents,
your passions and expertise and your impact and legacy. Now start going through those
lists and figuring out where they intersect, where they kind of match up and you'll start
to find your Why. All right, so now you know how to find your Why but do you really know?
If you look below, I'm including a link in this video to some free training. It's going
to be a video that we're really going to a deep dive into finding your Why and I'm going
to give you an awesome tool that you can not only use for that, but you can also use it
for other problems in your life. Also, you'll have a free worksheet that you can download.
Make sure you check that out and share it with your friends.
All right, so if you liked this video, please like it below, share it with your friends
and subscribe to my channel. Thanks for watching and I'll see you in the next video.
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How To Produce More Braincells - The Neurogenesis Diet & Lifestyle - Duration: 5:58.
How to produce more brain cells. The content of this video is based upon the
book titled the Neurogenesis Diet and Lifestyle, authored by Brant Cortright.
The book summarizes our current knowledge about how we can influence our
brains neurogenesis, which is the production of new neurons. It was
previously believed that we stopped creating new brain cells once we became
adults. Science has proven this to be false and coined the term brain
plasticity. The brain is flexible, everything we experience is constantly
changing and shaping our brains to some degree. The hippocampus might sound like
it's part of a college for hippos, but it's actually an important part of the
brain, responsible for learning and retaining new knowledge. Certain factors
that you will learn about in this video can have a big impact on the activity
and brain mass of your hippocampus, and the size of it is directly related to
the level of neurogenesis. You can increase your rate of neurogenesis at
any age, and in the reference studies it was possible to increase it by up to 500
percent. So, how can we increase our production of new brain cells? The book
categorizes these things in five areas: diet, body, heart, mind, and spirit. Let's
take a closer look at each of these, starting with the diet. The four most
powerful dietary neurogenesis factors are blueberries, omega-3 fatty acids ALA,
DHA, and EPA, which are found in fish or krill oil. By the way, if you're vegan
you should look into supplementing with algae, because flaxseed oil is not
adequate. Next up is epigallatecatechin gallate, or EGCG for short, which is a
powerful polyphenols found in green tea. However, chronic caffeine intake is
detrimental to neurogenesis, so the author recommends taking decaffeinated
extract supplements. And lastly, curcumin, a compound found in turmeric. Other food
compounds and supplements that stimulate neurogenesis include
quercetin, vitamin e, grapeseed extract, ginseng root, ginkgo biloba, goji berries,
rhodiola rosea root, and lotus root. Let's move on to the body category. Exercise
can massively increase your neurogenesis, specifically exercise that increases
your heart rate, for example high intensity interval training. Other things
include sex, proper sleep, music, silence, sounds of nature, and simply being in
nature, and lastly novelty and new sensory experiences. The heart category
is about emotions. Feeling good, experiencing joy, love, interest,
excitement, essentially positive emotions. Of course nobody feels these things all
the time, but optimally you should be experiencing these things often.
Relationships are huge influencers. Positive relationships breed
neurogenesis, while negative ones that cause stress, anger, or anxiety, decrease
neurogenesis. Feeling love increases neurogenesis by the means of oxytocin,
the hormone associated with love and physical contact. When it comes to the
mind we have learning, reading, writing, problem solving, complex work that
involves using cognitive abilities, discussing ideas, musical training, and
also mentioned in the book was that there seems to be a very strong link
between how much you use your mind early during your life and the prevalence of
Alzheimer's later in life. For example, nuns that were teachers had much lower
chances of developing Alzheimer's than nuns that didn't teach. This is called
cognitive reserve. In the spirit category we find mindfulness meditation, where you
pay attention to your breathing, and compassion meditation, which involves
wishing wellness to others. Prayer can also have a similar effect to compassion
meditation. I want to end this video with a list of things that decrease
your rate of neurogenesis, and that you should avoid if you want a healthy brain.
These are: chronically elevated blood sugar levels, high amounts of
carbohydrates, sugar, overeating, inflammatory foods such as fried foods,
cooking oils, and factory farmed meat, eggs, and dairy. Chronic caffeine intake,
smoking, alcohol, obesity, stress, despair lack of engagement, depression. Blows to
the head can be devastating to the brain. In fact a single concussion doubles a
person's chances of getting Alzheimer's later in life. Chemical and environmental
pollution also play a role, for example mercury which is found in many fish, is
the second most neurotoxic substance in the world.
And lastly, deprivation of sensory stimulation or emotional nourishment,
basically living a boring life, not experiencing interesting things, never
doing anything new and living every day exactly the same. And by the way,
excessive TV is also linked to increased risk of Alzheimer's.
I put countless hours into creating this video, so I truly hope you enjoyed it. Links to the
book and some of the mentioned supplements can be found in the video
description below. If you enjoy this type of video and would like to see more,
subscribe to this channel. I'll see you in the next one!
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