Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 3, 2017

Youtube daily report Mar 13 2017

Original production

Catastrophe!

Tunguska meteorite

and Chernobyl in one!

Angela is coming

What Angela?

How many Angelas do you know?

How many, huh?

She's coming here, wants to meet with you, sir

Face to face

She's close!

Face to face?

Without an interpreter? But I don't speak German!

You can talk in English

I'm useless at all languages...

maybe a bit Russian... a bit Latin...

Now you see, sir

Donald, whatever you think about him, managed to learn a language

Do you speak German?

I know two words

As many as I picked up from 'Four tank-men and a dog'

Was ist das? Cabbage and gas - that's all I know

Who knows?

What?

Who knows?

I don't understand

What don't you understand?

Who knows

German?

I know who!

The Chairman's Ear

Where is he?

He's been here all the time

and for once when you need him he's not there?

Call him at once!

Why so nervous?

Please, call him!

That's better

I can call him, but has anyone got his number?

And even slams the door

Excuse me, could you raise your hands...

everything's sticky in here...

that meringue must be everywhere...

Oh!

That's pretty

Very nice!

A flag will do nicely

It will look like the one on Brandenburg Gate in the last episode, do you remember, sir?

You'll be supreme in terms of negotiation

I think we need the EU flag

What flag?

That rug?

You told me to get rid of it yourself

Something about sovereignty...

Big-time politics!

You need to be both a fox

and a lion

Wait a second, sir...

I've got one

Tadah!

You...

keep it in your wellington boot?

Footwraps - healthier than socks

I wear it while picking mushrooms

It doesn't rub your foot

So warm... my grandfather was wearing them his whole life

And his whole life he didn't rub his foot even once!

Oh, and you foot doesn't sweat so badly in footwraps

Ms Basia

- Please iron it - Oh Lord!

What's wrong?

What?

Why does it...

stink so much? Yuck!

Rotten west, so what did you expect?

We're here

Ms Basia

Please, come in

My wife

I know German, I taught at school

That's great

because

Mrs Angela doesn't know Polish

and it would be inappropriate for me

to talk to her in German

We're in Poland, aren't we?

We speak Polish here

After all, the kids went on strike in Wrechen for a reason

In Wrzesnia

...snia...

Guten Tag

Ich würde gerne den Herrn Parteivorsitzenden sprechen

Oh my God...

Guten Morgen...

Guten Morgen

Guten Morgen

Morgen

Zis way

Here door

Etaja komnata!

Want some tea...

Mr?

Tea... I make tea

Was?

I make tea and I can bring you too

Vielen Dank, nicht nötig

- What did he say? - I don't know

Please make it... he doesn't have to drink it

Ja...

Ja... geez...

Mrs Angela says:

I know that you and Mr Putin don't like the Union

but it is important to me

It is not perfect, but it is of great value

Warum unterstützen Sie Donald eigentlich nicht für eine zweite Amtszeit?

Ich meine, Sie sind Pole, er ist Pole, ich versteh' das nicht…

Why do not you support Donald for a second term? He's Polish, you're Polish - I don't get it

"I don't get it"!

What kind of an interpreter are you if you don't understand?

Hier klebt was…

It's sticky

Hände hoch!

Danke, danke

Bitte, bitte

Thank you, thank you. Please, please

Lewandowski

Great!

Bayern

Bayern

I need to get in for a second

My wife...

Frau

Meine

Agatka

The keys...

she... capcarap!

She took the keys to our palace...

Bundestag

Bundestag keys

and

there

one moment

I beg of you, man!

Tea's ready

Here you are

I made some for you, Mr Aleksander, here you are

Is Mr Chairman in?

He's in, Mrs Krystyna, but he can't receive you right now

No? Why?

Because he has a guest

And I am not a guest?

Mrs Krystyna, please...

Good manners demand...

Don't tell me about good manners, OK?

Mrs Krystyna...

Don't tell me about good manners, OK!?

Step aside!

Just because they're refugees doesn't mean they will infect everyone

They're fleeing from the war

Yeah right!

Chancers and Islamic terrorists

Not every Muslim is a terrorist

But every terrorist is a Muslim

And what harm would it do to accept a pair of little orphans?

Poland is not an Islamic asylum, it's a bulwark of Christianity

But this is not the Christian way!

To not let the devil into the church is exactly the Christian way!

Usually she doesn't say much. Null

And all of a sudden she's become very talkative

Achtung Zentrale!

Angriffsversuch auf Objekt Null, ich wiederhole…

German!?

We keep the peace...

War again!?

- Wieder Krieg! - Was?

What?

Help!

The Germans are attacking me!

Krystyna!?

Manfred!?

What's going on?

Was ist hier los?

Keine Ahnung!

Diese Wahnsinnige hat sich plötzlich auf mich gestürzt!

Ich habe mich nur verteidigt!

Not my fault!

This guy suddenly rushed at me

and I was just defending myself!

Herr Parteivorsitzender, es handelt sich nur um ein Missverständnis...

She says she's very sorry. It must have been a misunderstanding

Right! I mean I'm

truly sorry, because

I really don't understand how it could happen

I've known Krystyna for years. She's a very kind, caring, dutiful, polite... person

Do you really want me to translate it that way?

What other way?

Es tut mir leid

That was unusually short

Because German is very brief

My God...

Just like after the assassination at Wolf's Lair

What matters the most is that

the dictator survived

I mean the director

Chairman, OK?

Are you helping or what?

I'm helping

So help me!

I'm stacking it onto a pile...

Please reconcile at once

Bitte sofort versöhnen

Krystyna

Manfred

Krystyna!

Frieden – auch zwischen uns!

And between us peace as well

Certainly

Unless you write about me again as: a potato

Don't translate that

Was?

Frieden

Das kommt mir jetzt bisschen kurz vor

Polnisch ist eine kurze Sprache

Ach so. Ehe ich es vergesse

I've almost forgotten that...

Wir haben noch ein kleines Gastgeschenk. Die Walkürenpartitur von Wagner

I've got a small gift for you all...

The manuscript of "Ride of the Valkyries" by Wagner

Do we have a gift for them?

Pardon me?

Do we have a gift?

Yes

We do

This

This is it

A pelt...

A coat!

A fragment of a mantle to be exact

A coronation mantle

of the Polish king

the greatest

Boguslaw Chrobry

Boleslaw...

You're welcome

Warm

Ist mir jetzt ein bisschen unangenehm, weil wir nur sowas Kleines haben…

Oh, mein Gott!

Das Ganze tut mir natürlich wahnsinnig leid

Ich meine: Polen ist ja jetzt quasi offen

Wir zahlen das natürlich, ganz klar

Guten Morgen

OK...

We are already accustomed to it

that you leave ruin in your wake

I've got a small...

personal favour to ask of you, sir

I'm listening

Please don't torment my husband so much

As he's...

I know him

He's so happy...

always smiling...

giving out those medals... waving... making speeches

But deep down it's really hard for him

Aww, I haven't realised

Promise me, sir

that you'll meet and talk with him

It will make him stronger

Okay

Now?

Not now

But one day, yes?

But one day, yes

Well played!

You haven't smiled even once

Not bad, eh?

I hate Germans

And everything that lives

And for that unique attribute

we treasure you so much, Krystyna

So what was it you really wanted from me?

Nothing

A sudden surge of anger drove me out of my hovel

Well, you've had a chance to blow off steam, right?

Precisely!

Fly, birdie!

Yes!

Yes

What a day...

Being at my old age

maybe I should learn some German?

What old age? Of course, you should

I've got here

a self-study guide

to German

on a videotape

Not much talking, lots of action

Perfect for beginners

Very well, I'll play the video

I wonder how you say

'a kitten' in German

I wonder...

Everything is explained on the tape...

how to say: kitten

how to say: mouse...

MARIUSZ, DAMN IT!

Watch the next episode on Monday on YouTube

Watch on Thursday on showmax.com

For more infomation >> The Chairman's Ear - episode 8 - When against your doors they thud - Duration: 14:20.

-------------------------------------------

The Voice 2017 - Valerie Ponzio Blind Audition: "Ring of Fire" (Sneak Peek) - Duration: 6:07.

♪♪♪♪

♪♪ Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring ♪♪

♪♪ Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire ♪♪

♪♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪♪

♪♪ I went down, down, down ♪♪

♪♪ And those flames, they went higher ♪♪

♪♪ And it burns, burns, burns ♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪ The ring of fire ♪♪

♪♪ The ring of fire ♪♪

-Yes! -All right!

-Yes! -Go Val!

♪♪ The taste of love is sweet when hearts like ours meet ♪♪

♪♪ I fell for you like a child ♪♪

♪♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, but the fire went wild ♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪♪

♪♪ I went down, down, down ♪♪

♪♪ And those flames, they went higher ♪♪

♪♪ And it burns, burns, burns ♪♪

♪♪ The ring of fire, the ring of fire ♪♪

♪♪ The ring of fire ♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

Yeah!

All four!

The last second.

Four! You got four!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, my God.

Whoa!

I can't...

That was full of so much beautiful things.

Please tell us who you are.

My name is Valerie Ponzio.

I am 32 years old.

I am from El Paso, Texas.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Wow!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Adam: I'm not joking.

I heard at one point -- obviously Blake, because,

"Ring of Fire," Johnny Cash -- I even heard a little Gwen

in the beginning, too.

Wow.

And then, when Alicia Keys turned around,

it was because a very specific moment happened...

Yeah.

...where I was like, "Oh, and there's a little Alicia."

And then, at the very end, when you were screaming,

I was like, "And there I am."

[ Laughter ]

Oh, when she sounded most like a girl.

When the female sound really came out, that was you.

That's mean. That's mean-spirited.

That's mean-spirited, and you know what?

Valerie and I are not about that.

[ Laughter ]

We're not about that.

But you and I are.

But you and I always will be, but look,

don't distract from the point here,

which is that you are the most well-rounded singer, I think,

for this particular panel of judges,

that I've really, kind of, every heard.

Amazing!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you.

Yeah.

Wow.

Thank you so much.

Each and every one of you are huge influences of mine.

And Gwen -- I idolized you growing up.

Like, I just was so obsessed with you

and I just thought you were so amazing.

Yeah.

That's crazy, 'cause I'm actually obsessed with you now,

and I would love...

[ Laughter and applause ]

I would love to work with you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God!

[ Cheers and applause ]

It's okay.

You have a little lip gloss on there, but it's okay.

You can't see it.

I am fine with that.

Wow, Valerie, what -- what are some of

your gorgeous influences?

Well, I am a country-Americana artist.

You are a big influence of mine.

Wow.

I have a country duo with my boyfriend.

Cool. I loved it.

I'd love to help you just bring that out further --

the blues and soul and country

and everything that's inspired us,

because that is what makes music so great, that it's unlimited.

So, I'd love to be your coach, as well.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you so much.

What an incredible voice you have.

And to hear you say "country-Americana" --

that's where I think I can help you.

Nashville relationships tend to last a lifetime.

Country fans are the most loyal fans in all of music, I think.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alicia: That's true.

Let's not goof around with this, sis.

Adam: Uh-huh, yeah.

Let's...

Let's say that every time.

[ Laughter ]

I say it every time, and I've got seasons-worth

of relationships with country artists

that you can turn on the radio and listen to right now.

Yes, we all know.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, no, I didn't! All right...

♪♪ Oh, no, I didn't ♪♪

Okay, can I just say something?

I think I could be an amazing coach for you.

I think these two could be amazing.

Blake will be great, but a lot more of the same.

And I think something different

would be really cool, that's all.

Thank you for that.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Valerie, any time I need any advice about country music,

I am so, so plugged in.

[ Cheers ]

I don't think there's ever any reason to think

that you belong in any stupid category.

Make your decision based on what you think

will make you better and more complete and more whole, please.

In other words, whatever you do, don't pick Blake.

That's not true.

That's what all three of them are trying to say.

That's not what we're saying, man.

Absolutely, no question what all three of them are saying.

Gwen: I think you should follow -- just totally follow your heart.

Either way, I can't wait to hear you sing on the show.

Alicia: Yeah.

You're incredible.

Valerie, who do you pick as your coach?

[ Crowd shouting ]

Come on, Valerie!

Don't fall for it!

This is so much harder than anything.

[ Crowd shouting ]

What do you think?

Man: I don't know.

I think Gwen.

I really think that the person

that can take me to the promised land...

For more infomation >> The Voice 2017 - Valerie Ponzio Blind Audition: "Ring of Fire" (Sneak Peek) - Duration: 6:07.

-------------------------------------------

E4 Hollyoaks Exclusive Clip: Monday 13th March - Duration: 0:46.

For more infomation >> E4 Hollyoaks Exclusive Clip: Monday 13th March - Duration: 0:46.

-------------------------------------------

9 Common Phrases English Speakers Get Wrong - Duration: 8:29.

hi out there in YouTube land i'mDrew

Badger and in this video we're going to

cover nine phrases that are commonly

misused by both native speakers and

english learners

the first one is coming down the pike

and this is often misheard and misused

as coming down the pipe people will hear

this is not coming down the pipe because

maybe coming down the pike doesn't make

a lot of sense to many people but the

expression refers to a truck or

something coming down a Turnpike which

is a word for just a large road and

often this is a toll road but anyway

we're talking about something that is

describing a future thing or what's

coming very soon so to use this

correctly you're saying that something

is coming down the pike when you're

talking about the future next people

often say I could care less about an

expression when what they really mean is

I couldn't care less if you say I could

care less and this just means what what

people are trying to say anyway is that

they don't care about something at all

but this is just a common way of

expressing that basically you're saying

that you care about something so little

like this tiny amount if anything that

you could not care about it even less so

you care about it to such a low degree

or such a low level that you can't care

about it less or even more so it sounds

kind of like a weird thing but people

often use this in conversations even

native speakers they will say I could

care less which actually means you still

have really to care less about that

thing so the correct way of using this

is I couldn't care less about this so i

couldn't care less about what I wear

every day for work I couldn't care less

so for me maybe I work at home on my

computer I can sit in my underwear or I

could wear a business suit it doesn't

matter so I couldn't care less about

what I where I couldn't care less

next this is an interesting one to

circumvent the globe what people are

actually trying to say is to

circumnavigate the globe when you

circumvent something both of these have

the idea of circles so traveling around

something circumvent and circumnavigate

but to circumvent means to get around

something typically a problem that you

might have like I'm trying to circumvent

my boss at work maybe he's a

like stopping me from doing something I

want to do so i have to go to a higher

level than him at work but to

circumnavigate the globe means you're

actually traveling around something as

opposed to you're trying to like get

around the earth like it's an obstacle

so you want to circumnavigate the globe

where the Earth's as opposed to

circumvent it next this is a really

common thing that people mistake and

this is to pique your interest but we're

not talking about the peak like the peak

of a mountain or talking about peaking

like you're peeking through a keyhole in

a door we're talking about to peak and

to actually be interested

so when you're talking about this in

conversations there's really no

difference because all of these words

piqué piqué and piqué they have the

same pronunciation but when you're

writing these things you actually want

to use it correctly

often when people will be using these

mistakes in their conversations again it

doesn't matter because you can't hear

anything you can't hear the difference

but when you writing it

people read that and think wow this

person really doesn't know what they're

talking about

so when you're getting your interest

piqued by something it means you're

you're increasing your interest in

something maybe you see something really

interesting and you're looking at that

you're captivated by that thing it is

piquing your interest and use the

correct spelling with that when you

write pique pique next to jibe with to

jive with something to drive with just

means you find it agreeable so it's

something you agree with something you

have no problem with you jive with a

particular thing like maybe like a

presidential example maybe like you jive

with what Donald Trump says are you

don't jive at all with what Donald Trump

has to say or his belief but this is

often confused with jive with and when

people are speaking in a conversational

casual way they will often use these

things very quickly to jive with to jive

with to jive with I really jag with his

views next to nip something in the bud

but people often say this as to nip it

in the butt

so they're saying but like dutt like you

know your butt as opposed to a but which

is thinking about like the bud on a

plant if you think about a problem

that's happening you don't want the

problem to get big and become really

difficult to solve so you want to nip

it in the bud just like trying to

destroy a whole plant or a whole long

branch it's much easier to do it when it

is a small but so if you can think about

nipping something like taking a small

cut just like you're a gardener and

pulling the little buds off of a plant

before they become large it's the same

idea of destroying a problem or ending a

problem before it becomes too big to nip

something in the bud to give something

in the bud next for all intents and

purposes for all intents and purposes

now this is an interesting phrase

because really intent and purpose mean

the same thing but this is just a common

expression that describes well for all

the reasons we want to do something or

for all the reasons that something might

happen but what people will often say is

for all intensive purposes now this is a

different way obviously you're

pronouncing something a little bit

different but it changes the meaning of

it so instead of intent and purposes

you're talking about intensive purposes

which is like really strong purposes

which doesn't really make much sense

so if you're using this be sure to use

it correctly for all intense and

purposes for all intents and purposes

next this is another common one that's

misused by people self-deprecating vs

self-depreciating now to depreciate

something this is the opposite of

appreciate where were maybe thinking

about reducing the value of something so

it kind of makes sense in the situation

but we're talking about self-deprecating

which is actually the word when you

maybe you tell a joke about yourself or

say something bad about yourself like

wow my hair is looking really bad or

like my ears are too big so you're kind

of taking the opportunity to to maybe

humble yourself a little bit with

self-deprecating humor or to say

something that is self-deprecating to be

careful when you're writing these things

because often like the spell checker

you'll be using when you're maybe typing

something it will give you the correct

word because depreciate or depreciating

is a word both of those are actual words

so you need to make sure just like

another common example is talking about

more van or more than ye be made this

like made this mistake a lot when I was

younger when you're talking about i like

something more than

something else but people often type in

war then now you don't want to use then

in this because it doesn't make sense

for the situation but it is the correct

word so it often won't be checked with

spelling so be careful when you're

typing these things out that you go back

and review the spelling of them self

deprecating is what you should be using

next another common one hunger pains

this is often misspoken as hunger pains

like you've got pains in your stomach

and you feel hungry and you should eat

something

so it feels like this should be a

correct thing to say you feeling some

hunger pains of hunger pains but really

paying is the actual correct word and

this describes the same thing so this is

one of those situations where if you say

oh I've got some hunger pains nobody is

really going to correct you in a

situation but if you're writing this

you're trying to use it in a much more

professional way you should be using the

correct thing which is hunger pain

hunger pains

well that's it for this video I hope you

have enjoyed it if you have to click

that like button

let me know if there are other phrases

that you would like to learn i also

recommend you try practicing writing the

correct versions of these in the

comments below the only way you're going

to get used to using them correctly is

to practice using them correctly it

makes sense to take the time to do it

and you will improve and start using

them automatically become a subscriber

to the YouTube channel if you haven't

already and if you'd also like to

improve and be learning much more about

all of the fluency habits you need to

become a successful confidence one

speaker click on the link in this video

to take our free english fluency quiz

no matter what you struggle with whether

it's your pronunciation or your

vocabulary maybe you have trouble

remembering what you want to say in

conversations all of these things we can

help you with absolutely free english

anyone calm and you can learn more about

that by taking our free fluency quiz so

click on the link in this video to take

that and i look forward to seeing you in

the next video bye bye

For more infomation >> 9 Common Phrases English Speakers Get Wrong - Duration: 8:29.

-------------------------------------------

The Process of Change - Part 1 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM

IS PAID FOR BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS

OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

JOYCE: IN CHRIST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MAD AT YOURSELF

OR FEEL GUILTY AND CONDEMNED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT

FULLY COMPLETELY WHAT YOU OUGHT TO BE YET.

MATTER OF FACT, THE MORE GUILT AND CONDEMNATION YOU DRAG AROUND

WITH YOU, THE LESS LIKELY YOU ARE TO KEEP CHANGING.

ANNOUNCER: WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE TRUST IS DIFFICULT TO GAIN

AND EASILY BROKEN, YET WE ALL NEED A SAFE PLACE WHERE WE

CAN TRUST FEARLESSLY.

COME, CONNECT WITH THE ONE WHO WON'T LET YOU DOWN, WHOSE

LOVE FOR YOU NEVER EVER FAILS.

AT THE 35TH ANNIVERSARY LOVE LIFE WOMEN'S CONFERENCE,

FEATURING JOYCE MEYER AND HER GUESTS: JOEL OSTEEN,

JOHN GRAY, MICHAEL W. SMITH, CHRIS TOMLIN, CECE WINANS

RUTH GRAHAM, AND DAVE MEYER.

JOYCE: YOU WANNA REALLY MAKE THE DEVIL MAD?

TRUST GOD AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE WHILE GOD IS SOLVING

YOUR PROBLEM.

JOEL: SO QUIT TRYING TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT AND SAY,

"GOD, I'M GONNA TAKE THE LIMITS OFF OF YOU.

I KNOW ONE TOUCH OF YOUR FAVOR CAN GET ME

TO WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE."

ANNOUNCER: EARLY BIRD PRICING ENDS MAY 31 SO REGISTER TODAY.

THE 2017 LOVE LIFE WOMEN'S CONFERENCE.

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: TONIGHT, WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE PROCESS

OF CHANGE.

HOW MANY OF YOU WANT TO HAVE A CHANGE IN SOME AREA

OF YOUR LIFE?

OKAY, WELL, I NEED TO BACK UP AND ASK ANOTHER QUESTION FIRST,

HOW MANY OF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOURSELF?

YOU KNOW, USUALLY WE HAVE TO CHANGE

BEFORE OUR CIRCUMSTANCES CHANGE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

USUALLY WE HAVE TO CHANGE AND MANY TIMES GOD'S USING

OUR CIRCUMSTANCES TO DRIVE US TO HIM TO FINALLY GET

OPEN ENOUGH TO LET HIM DO WHAT HE WANTS TO DO

IN OUR LIVES.

I THINK BEFORE WE WILL REALLY LET GOD TAKE OVER,

WE HAVE TO COME TO THE END OF OURSELVES AND THAT TAKES

A WHILE BECAUSE WE'RE PRETTY STRONG, AND SOME OF US

IT TAKES LONGER THAN OTHERS BECAUSE WE WANT TO DO IT.

WE'VE GOT GOOD IDEAS, EVEN FOR GOD.

AMEN?

"WELL NOW, GOD, YOU COULD DO THIS."

HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT.

"WELL GOD, YOU COULD DO THIS."

LIKE HE REALLY NEEDS OUR ADVICE.

THAT'S PRETTY SILLY, RIGHT?

BUT THE WORD "CHANGE" MEANS TO TRANSFORM, TO CHANGE

THE NATURE, THE FUNCTION, OR THE CONDITION

OF, OR TO CONVERT.

NOW, YOU KNOW, NEW BELIEVERS ARE OFTEN CALLED NEW CONVERTS

BECAUSE IF ANY MAN BE IN CHRIST, HE IS CHANGED.

SOMETHING WONDERFULLY AMAZING HAPPENS TO HIM ON THE INSIDE.

HE DOESN'T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT.

IF HE WAS OVERWEIGHT, HE'S STILL OVER.

IF HE WAS BALD, HE'S STILL BALD.

HE DOESN'T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT AND MOST OF THE TIME DAY ONE

DOESN'T ACT THAT MUCH DIFFERENT.

HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE HAPPIER AND HAVE A LITTLE MORE PEACE

AND, BUT WE STILL SEE SOME OF THE SAME ISSUES.

WELL, IF WE'RE NEW CREATURES, HOW AND WHY DO WE STILL ACT

IN OLD WAYS?

IT'S SO SIMPLE WHEN WE SEE IT, IT'S JUST BECAUSE WHAT GOD

HAS DONE IN US, BY HIS GRACE AND MERCY, TOTALLY IS A GIFT

TO US THAT WE RECEIVE ONLY BY FAITH.

THERE'S NOTHING THAT GOD DOES FOR US AT THE NEW BIRTH THAT WE

CAN EVER EARN OR DESERVE.

NOW, I HAD AN IDEA WHEN I WAS STUDYING FOR THIS.

THIS IS A CONVERTER AND IF YOU EVER TRAVEL OUT OF THE COUNTRY,

YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THESE ARE BECAUSE IF I DON'T HAVE

ONE OF THESE WHEN I GO OUT OF THE COUNTRY AND I

WOULD TAKE MY FLAT IRON AND PLUG IT TOO THE WALL,

IT WOULD FRY IT.

SO, WE'RE GONNA PRETEND LIKE THE POWER IN THE WALL IS GOD.

NOW, IF I WOULD JUST GO IN MY OWN CONDITION AND TRY

TO PLUG INTO GOD WITHOUT GOING THROUGH CHRIST,

GOD'S HOLINESS AND MY UNHOLINESS WOULD HAVE A COLLISION AND WE

LITERALLY COULD NOT SURVIVE IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD.

SO CHRIST BECOMES OUR CONVERTER AND HE'S PLUGGED INTO GOD

BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING JUST RIGHT, AND THEN WE COME

AND WE PLUG INTO HIM, AND THEN THROUGH HIM,

WE CAN COMMUNICATE WITH GOD BUT ONLY THROUGH HIM.

AMEN?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I'M NOT GOING OUT OF THE COUNTRY HERE

IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS WITHOUT MY BOX FULL

OF CONVERTERS AND I WANNA ENCOURAGE, YOU TO ALWAYS STAY

PLUGGED INTO YOUR CONVERTER, WHICH IS JESUS CHRIST BECAUSE

THROUGH HIM, YOU CAN GO TO GOD, KNOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHTEOUS

THROUGH HIM.

IN HIS NAME YOU CAN COME AND PRAY AND ASK FOR ANYTHING

BECAUSE THE GOOD NEWS IS IS WHATEVER WE'RE NOT,

JESUS IS IN OUR PLACE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN EVEN PRAY

ONE PERFECT PRAYER.

WE PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN PRAY A PRAYER THAT GOD COULD RECEIVE

AND ANSWER IF WE DIDN'T GO IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

BUT WHEN WE GO IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHATEVER I DIDN'T SAY

RIGHT, JESUS TAKES IT AND FIXES IT UP BEFORE IT'S PRESENTED

TO THE FATHER, AND THEN IT JUST SOUNDS

LIKE THIS PERFECT PRAYER THAT HE'S ALL HAPPY TO ANSWER.

STAY PLUGGED IN.

WORST THING IN THE WORLD YOU CAN DO IS GET UNPLUGGED.

SOMETIMES WHEN YOU START RUNNING OUT OF POWER, YOU NEED

TO JUST GO DO WHAT YOU CAN DO TO YOUR BATTERY,

PLUG IN FOR A WHILE.

IF ANY MAN BE IN CHRIST, HE'S A NEW CREATURE.

WHEN HE'S CONVERTED, HE BECOMES A NEW CREATURE ON THE INSIDE.

LET'S LOOK AT 1 JOHN CHAPTER 3, VERSE 9,

"NO ONE BORN OR BEGOTTEN OF GOD DELIBERATELY,

KNOWINGLY, AND HABITUALLY PRACTICES SIN."

NOW, IT DOESN'T SAY HE CAN'T SIN.

IT DOESN'T EVEN SAY THAT HE DOESN'T SIN, IT SAYS THAT HE

DOES NOT DELIBERATELY, KNOWINGLY, HABITUALLY

PRACTICE SIN.

IN OTHER WORDS, ANYONE WHO'S BORN OF GOD, IF YOU'RE

TRULY BORN AGAIN, THERE'S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF CHANGE.

AMEN?

AND THERE SHOULD BE CONTINUAL CHANGE AS WE GO ALONG.

THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS GROWS BRIGHTER AND BRIGHTER EVERY DAY.

WE ARE CHANGED INTO HIS IMAGE FROM GLORY TO GLORY.

WE'RE IN A PROCESS OF BEING CHANGED AND GOD IS NOT UPSET

THAT WE HAVE NOT ARRIVED.

NONE OF US HAVE ARRIVED.

THE APOSTLE PAUL SAID, "I HAVE NOT ARRIVED,

BUT ONE THING I DO, I PRESS ON."

IN CHRIST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MAD AT YOURSELF OR FEEL GUILTY

AND CONDEMNED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FULLY COMPLETELY

WHAT YOU OUGHT TO BE YET.

MATTER OF FACT, THE MORE GUILT AND CONDEMNATION YOU DRAG AROUND

WITH YOU, THE LESS LIKELY YOU ARE TO KEEP CHANGING.

FOCUSING ON WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU JUST REDOUBLES

THE STRENGTH OF THAT PROBLEM.

WHY DOES HE NOT DELIBERATELY, KNOWINGLY, AND HABITUALLY

PRACTICE SIN?

BECAUSE GOD'S NATURE ABIDES IN HIM.

EVERYBODY SAY, "GOD'S NATURE IS IN ME."

I WANT YOU TO JUST THINK ABOUT THIS A MINUTE.

SAY, "I'M GOD'S HOUSE."

NOW, JUST CLOSE YOUR LITTLE PEEPERS THERE

FOR A MINUTE AND SAY THIS AND THINK ABOUT IT.

"GOD LIVES IN ME."

WHOO.

THINK ABOUT IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: NOW, THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A CHRISTIAN.

IT DOESN'T MEAN, ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?

"OH YEAH, I GO TO CHURCH."

I MEAN, THERE'S SO MUCH TO THIS THAN JUST A SUNDAY MORNING,

45-MINUTE TRIP TO CHURCH WHERE WE CAN'T HARDLY WAIT TO GET OUT.

THAT IS NOT FULL-ON CHRISTIANITY.

AMEN?

YOU ARE THE HOME OF GOD, AND EVERYWHERE YOU GO

AND EVERYWHERE I GO, WE ARE SUPPOSED

TO REPRESENT HIM.

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WE ARE GOD'S PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVES

AND THAT HE IS MAKING HIS APPEAL TO THE WORLD THROUGH US.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SO, WE NEED MORE THAN A BUMPER STICKER.

WE NEED GOOD FRUIT AND ALL THE FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT

IS IN YOU AT THE NEW BIRTH.

IT'S ALL THERE.

WHEN YOU RECEIVE CHRIST, YOU ALSO RECEIVE THE HOLY SPIRIT.

FATHER, SON, AND HOLY SPIRIT LIVES IN YOU.

GOD LIVES IN TWO PLACES, HIS THRONE IN HEAVEN,

BUT HE ALSO LIVES IN HIS HOUSE HERE ON EARTH,

WHICH IS US.

HE LIVES US INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY AS A BODY.

AND JUST THINK ABOUT THIS, "WHERE TWO OR THREE ARE GATHERED

IN MY NAME, THERE I AM IN THE MIDST OF YOU."

WE ARE NOT JUST A BUNCH OF PEOPLE

GATHERED HERE TONIGHT HEARING A GOOD SPEAKER.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WOW, GOD'S NATURE ABIDES IN US.

AND I LOVE THE AMPLIFIED BIBLE, IT'S KIND OF BLUNT LIKE I AM.

AND IT SAYS, "GOD'S NATURE ABIDES IN HIM, HIS PRINCIPLE

OF LIFE, THE DIVINE SPERM REMAINS PERMANENTLY WITHIN HIM

AND HE CANNOT PRACTICE SINNING."

DOESN'T SAY HE DOESN'T SIN, BUT HE CANNOT PRACTICE SINNING

BECAUSE HE IS BORN AND BEGOTTEN OF GOD.

NOW, WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST GO AHEAD AND BE

JUST A FULL-ON SINNER--NOW, I MEAN IF YOU'RE

TRULY BORN AGAIN?

I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU SAID A SINNER'S PRAYER

AND NOTHING CHANGED.

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU THREW YOURSELF ON THE MERCY OF GOD,

YOU ADMITTED THAT YOU WERE A SINNER, YOU ASKED CHRIST

TO COME INTO YOUR LIFE, AND YOU REALLY ARE WORKING

WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT TOWARD POSITIVE CHANGE

IN YOUR LIFE.

YOU'VE NOT ARRIVED.

YOU STILL GOT LOT OF ISSUES.

YOU STILL GOT LOTS OF BAGGAGE, BUT IF YOU REALLY LOOK BACK,

ALTHOUGH YOU'RE NOT WHERE YOU NEED TO BE, THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT

WHERE YOU USED TO BE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: NOW, LET ME SAY SOMETHING TO YOU THAT'S

IMPORTANT, BE MORE EXCITED ABOUT HOW FAR YOU'VE COME

THAN YOU ARE DISCOURAGED ABOUT HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO GO.

I'MMA SAY THAT AGAIN.

BE MORE EXCITED ABOUT HOW FAR YOU'VE COME THAN YOU ARE

DISCOURAGED ABOUT HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO GO.

IF YOU LISTEN TO THE HOLY SPIRIT,

HE'LL REMIND YOU OF HOW FAR YOU'VE COME,

WHAT ALL HE'S DONE IN YOUR LIFE.

BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO THE DEVIL, ALL YOU'RE EVER GONNA HEAR IS

WHAT YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE NOT,

YOU'RE NOT.

IT'S INTERESTING, THERE'S NOT ONE SCRIPTURE THAT TELLS ME

WHAT I'M NOT.

ALL I SEE IN THE BIBLE IS, "I AM, I AM, I AM, I AM, I AM.

I AM LOVED.

I AM THE RIGHTEOUSNESS OF GOD.

I AM FREE.

I AM REDEEMED.

I AM SANCTIFIED.

I AM JUSTIFIED.

I AM A CHILD OF GOD.

I AM LOVED."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SO, WHEN YOU HEAR EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT, REMEMBER,

THAT'S THE DEVIL AND WHAT YOU COULD DO IS THANK HIM.

YOU SHOULD SAY, "THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME WHAT A MESS

I AM AND HOW GOOD GOD IS TO PUT UP WITH ME."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: TURN THE TABLES BACK ON HIM AND HE'LL BE SORRY

THAT HE EVER MESSED WITH YOU.

THIS SCRIPTURE IS SO GOOD.

THE DIVINE SPERM, OKAY, SO THAT MEANS, FOR ALL INTENT

AND PURPOSES, WE ARE PREGNANT WITH GODLINESS.

THE DIVINE SEED, THE SPERM OF GOD, HAS BEEN PLANTED

IN THE WOMB OF OUR SPIRITS AND JUST AS A BABY GROWS,

WE GROW SPIRITUALLY AND BECOME CHRIST-LIKE

IN ALL OF OUR BEHAVIOR.

JESUS SAID, "IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU'VE SEEN THE FATHER.

AND WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL IF WE COULD GET TO THE POINT

WHERE WE COULD SAY, "IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU'VE SEEN JESUS"?

I'M NOT READY TO SAY THAT YET BUT I'M GROWING.

PAUL SAID, "FOLLOW ME AS I FOLLOW CHRIST."

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE NERVE TO DO THAT.

JUST WATCH ME.

IF YOU DO WHATEVER I DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE IN GOOD SHAPE

BECAUSE I'M FOLLOWING CHRIST.

THEY MAKE SOME BOLD STATEMENTS THAT LITERALLY, IF WE SAID

THINGS LIKE THAT, PEOPLE WOULD THINK WE WERE HERETICS.

AMEN?

IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW WHO THEY ARE IN CHRIST,

HOW MUCH THEY'RE LOVED, AND WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOU,

IN YOU.

IT HASN'T ALL SHOWN UP ON THE OUTSIDE YET,

BUT IT'S MAKING ITS WAY THERE.

JUST LIKE YOU PLANT SEED IN THE GROUND AND IF YOU WATER

IT, AND YOU KEEP THE WEEDS AWAY FROM IT, IT WILL GROW.

NOW, THE ONLY OTHER THING THAT CAN CAUSE IT NOT TO GROW

IS IF THE GROUND IS NO GOOD, BUT WHEN WE'RE PLANTED

IN THE GROUND OF GOD, THE GROUND IS ALWAYS GOOD.

AMEN?

AND HE'S PLANTED HIMSELF IN US INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY

AS A BODY AND WE'RE GROWING, GROWING, GROWING, GROWING,

GROWING, GROWING, GROWING.

NOW, USUALLY BEFORE GROWING COMES SOME KIND OF CHASTISEMENT.

I'LL GO TELL THEM.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: USUALLY BEFORE GROWING COMES SOME KIND OF CHASTISEMENT

OR WE SEE IN THE WORD, YOU KNOW, THAT WE NEED TO CHANGE.

IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING, I SAID

TO MY FRIEND PENNY, "HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM

WITH PRIDE?" SHE SAID, "NOT TILL YOU

STARTED TEACHING ON IT."

SO, GUESS WHAT, YOU MAY FIND OUT TONIGHT THAT YOU'VE GOT

SOME PROBLEMS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD.

I HAD ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD.

I THOUGHT EVERYBODY ELSE HAD A PROBLEM.

I KEPT PRAYING FOR DAVE TO CHANGE AND GOD TOLD ME

DAVE WASN'T THE PROBLEM.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I DIDN'T GET IT.

I THOUGHT, WELL, IF HE'S NOT THE PROBLEM, WHO IS?

THERE'S ONLY ME AND HIM.

IT CAN'T BE--YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THINK THAT IT'S US.

AND I THINK REAL SPIRITUAL MATURITY

IS TO BE ABLE TO RECEIVE THE CONVICTION

OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AND NOT LET IT CONDEMN YOU.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: "OH BOY, ANOTHER THING WRONG WITH ME."

NO, WE NEED TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE WE SAY, "THANK YOU, GOD,

THAT YOU LOVE ME ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME

ALONE, IGNORANT AND BLIND TO MY MESS.

I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH SO THE TRUTH CAN MAKE ME FREE."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WE'RE ALL IN A PROCESS OF CHANGE.

GOD SUPPLIES US WITH EVERYTHING THAT WE NEED

FOR TOTAL TRANSFORMATION, WHICH IS ANOTHER WORD

FOR CHANGE.

HE RESTORES US.

HE BRINGS US BACK TO AN ORIGINAL STATE.

HE PUTS US BACK IN A POSITION THAT HE INTENDED US TO HAVE

BEFORE SATAN EVER GOT INVOLVED IN MAN'S BUSINESS.

GOD WANTS TO RESTORE MAN TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN THAT HE HAD

FOR HIM IN THE GARDEN, AND A LOT OF THAT PLAN

WAS FELLOWSHIPPING WITH HIM, SPENDING GOOD TIME WITH GOD,

HAVING AN AWARENESS THAT HE'S WITH YOU ALL THE TIME,

AND THAT HE CARES ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING

THAT CONCERNS YOU.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, SOMETIMES GOD JUST LIKES

TO SHOW OUT AND LET YOU KNOW THAT HE CARES ABOUT THINGS

THAT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO THINK THAT HE

WOULD CARE ABOUT.

I HAD A REALLY CUTE AND UNIQUE THING HAPPEN

JUST LAST WEEK.

SOMETIMES I GET SOME UNIQUE THINGS SENT TO ME

AT THE OFFICE AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE JUST SO SWEET

AND MANY TIMES EVEN THOUGH WHAT THEY WANT TO GIVE

DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME, IT'S WHAT THEY HAD TO GIVE

AND SO I'VE LEARNED TO RECEIVE GRACIOUSLY.

AND IF IT'S NOT SOMETHING FOR ME, THEN I'LL PASS IT ON

TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

SO, SOMEBODY SENT ME AN $85 GIFT CERTIFICATE

TO THE TRACTOR SUPPLY STORE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: NOW, IF YOU'RE WATCHING BY TV OR IF YOU HAPPEN

TO BE HERE, DON'T BE OFFENDED, THIS TURNS OUT REALLY GOOD.

BUT HONESTLY I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT I WAS GONNA--

AND I LOOKED AND I THOUGHT, NOW, WHY WOULD SOMEBODY

SEND ME, ME, YOU KNOW...?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: BUT I KNOW PEOPLE GIVE WHAT THEY HAVE TO GIVE, AND GOD

SEES THAT JUST AS PRECIOUS SEED AS ANYTHING ELSE.

WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO WASTE ANYTHING THAT ANYBODY GIVES

AND SO I HAD IT ON MY COUNTER, AND I'M KIND OF MOVING IT AROUND

FOR ABOUT A MONTH THINKING, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THAT?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH THAT?

ASKED MY DAUGHTER IF SHE WANTED IT, SHE SAID, "I DON'T GO

TO THE TRACTOR SUPPLY STORE."

SO I'D MOVE IT AROUND A LITTLE BIT MORE AND SO ONE DAY

LAST WEEK, I THINK IT WAS LAST MONDAY, I WAS WORKING OUT

WITH MY TRAINER, AND I DO THAT THREE DAYS A WEEK.

AND IN THE MIDST OF MY WORKOUT HE SAID, "WHEN I LEAVE HERE

TODAY, I GOTTA GO PICK UP A PART FROM THE TRACTOR SUPPLY STORE."

I SAID, "WOW!

OH, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, HAVE I GOT

A GIFT FOR YOU.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: NOW, HERE'S THE THING THAT WAS FUNNY, HIS PART COST

$85.64.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND I TELL YOU WHAT, NOW HE'S A BELIEVER, AND ME

AND HIM BOTH IT'S LIKE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD CARED ENOUGH

ABOUT THAT WOMAN'S GIFT TO MAKE SURE IT GOT USED PROPERLY, ABOUT

THIS GUY WHO COULD HAVE PAID FOR HIS PART?

IT'S NOT ABOUT WHETHER HE CAN PAY FOR IT OR NOT.

IT'S JUST LIKE WE WERE JUST LIKE KIND OF AWE STRUCK LIKE

TWO LITTLE KIDS REALLY TICKLED THAT GOD CARED

ABOUT HIS TRACTOR PART.

COME ON, GIVE GOD A PRAISE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: INTIMACY WITH GOD IS SO WONDERFUL, ISN'T IT, TO KNOW

THAT HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?

ISN'T THAT COOL?

"I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU NOR FORSAKE YOU.

BRING IT TO ME, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT."

HE DOESN'T WANT US TO BE UNDER SOMETHING ALL THE TIME.

HE WANTS US TO KNOW THAT WE'RE THE HEAD AND NOT THE TAIL, ABOVE

AND NOT BENEATH AND THAT WE HAVE AUTHORITY AND POWER.

YOU HAVE POWER SO STOP ACTING LIKE A WEAKLING.

STOP SAYING, "I CAN'T, I CAN'T, I CAN'T, I CAN'T,"

AND SAY, "THROUGH CHRIST, I CAN, I CAN, I CAN, I CAN."

HE DOESN'T WANT US TO BE UNDER PRESSURE, UNDER STRESS,

UNDER ATTACK.

I'M SURE YOU RUN INTO PEOPLE, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

"WELL, I'M UNDER ATTACK."

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

"I'M UNDER PRESSURE."

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE LORD SPOKE TO ME ONE TIME, "IF YOU'D STAY ON THE ATTACK,

YOU WOULDN'T BE UNDER ATTACK ALL THE TIME."

AND WE NEED TO LIVE WITH AN ATTITUDE OF KNOWING

WHO WE ARE IN CHRIST AND WHO WE BELONG TO,

NOT A BELLIGERENT ATTITUDE, BUT INSTEAD OF GOING...GET

THOSE SHOULDERS BACK, HOLD YOUR HEAD UP.

AMEN?

KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD ON THE INSIDE OF YOU,

THE NATURE OF GOD IS ON THE INSIDE OF YOU

AND YOU'RE CHANGING EVERY DAY BEING MOLDED INTO HIS IMAGE

THROUGH THE POWER OF CHRIST.

AMEN?

NOW, WE ALL WANT TO BE CHANGED, BUT WE DON'T ALL WANT TO CHANGE.

THINK ABOUT IT.

IF I SAY TO EVERYBODY IN HERE, DO YOU WANT TO BE CHANGED?

"OH YES!" BUT SEE, WHAT WE WANT IS WE

DON'T WANT TO BE TRANSFORMED, WE WANT TO BE TRANSLATED.

WE WANT TO JUST BE HERE AND THEN ALL OF SUDDEN BE THERE.

"OH GOD, CHANGE ME AND..."

SUPERMAN IN THE PHONE BOX, WE'RE CHANGED.

WELL, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT TRANSFORMATION

AND THE LITTLE PROCESS THAT'S A LITTLE MESSY.

CHANGE IS A SIGN THAT WE'RE ALIVE.

IT'S A SIGN THAT WE'RE GROWING.

WE'RE BORN FOR CHANGE.

WE GET BORED WITH SAMENESS.

LISTEN, I'M CONTENT, BUT I AM NOT SATISFIED TO THE POINT

WHERE I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY CHANGE.

CHANGE IS REFRESHING.

WE EVEN JUST CHANGE SOME OF THE WAY THAT WE'RE DOING

SOME OF THE MEDIA PRESENTATION IN THE MEETING.

SOME OF IT, WE JUST STUCK IN A DIFFERENT PLACE,

JUST TO SHAKE IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

HERE'S A STATEMENT THAT I WANT YOU TO GET A HOLD OF, CHANGE

CAN BE INITIALLY FRIGHTENING BUT EVENTUALLY REFRESHING.

COME ON NOW, CHANGE CAN BE INITIALLY FRIGHTENING

BUT EVENTUALLY REFRESHING.

HERE'S A GOOD EXAMPLE, I GOT TO THE POINT IN THE MINISTRY

WHERE I FELT LIKE I JUST COULDN'T WORK

AS HARD AS I WAS.

AND, IN PARTICULAR, I REALLY NEEDED TO GET RID

OF A LOT OF THE OFFICE WORK AND JUST REALLY GIVE MYSELF

TO THE SPIRITUAL PART OF THE WORK THAT GOD HAS CALLED

ME TO DO, WRITING, AND TEACHING, AND PREACHING, AND STUDYING,

AND PRAYING, AND THINGS LIKE THAT, AND NOT, YOU KNOW,

HIRING, AND MANAGING SEVERAL HUNDRED PEOPLE,

AND DOING ALL THE CORRECTING, AND ALL THE STUFF THAT GOES ON

WITH RUNNING AN OFFICE.

AND SO, OUR SON, DAN, WAS WORKING FOR US,

AND WE REALLY FELT LIKE THAT HE WOULD BE RIGHT

TO BE PUT IN THE POSITION OF CEO, BUT HE'S

KIND OF LIKE ME, WHEN HE TAKES OVER, HE TAKES OVER.

AND SO, HE STARTED WANTING TO MAKE CHANGES,

AND HE WAS MAKING CHANGES AND I WAS LIKE...DIDN'T WANT

TO CHANGE ANYTHING.

SO YOU SEE, A LOT OF TIMES WE WANT TO GET RID OF PRESSURE,

BUT WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP ANYTHING, OR WE WANT TO GIVE

SOMEBODY A JOB TO DO BUT NO AUTHORITY.

COME ON, DID YOU HEAR ME?

WE WANT TO GIVE THEM A WORKLOAD BUT NO AUTHORITY.

YOU CAN'T CREATE SOMETHING THAT I DON'T LIKE.

AND SO, IT TOOK A WHILE FOR ME TO GET FROM BEING UPSET

AND FRIGHTENED TO BEING REFRESHED.

NOW I LOVE IT.

I'VE WORKED THROUGH IT.

AND NOW, I DON'T HAVE TO BE THERE DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

I DON'T HAVE TO BE IN A 4-DAY MEETING ABOUT WHAT

KIND OF COMPUTER PROGRAM WE'RE GONNA GET NEXT.

THERE'S SO MANY THINGS NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO DO

THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS MORE HIGHLY ANOINTED TO DO

THAN I AM BUT I'M TELLING YOU, IN THE BEGINNING, IT WAS SCARY

TO LET SOME OF IT GO.

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, MOST OF US PRAY FOR CHANGE BUT THEN WHEN IT

COMES, WE HAVE A TENDENCY TO FIGHT IT.

CHANGE CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT.

IT'S LIKE WE WANT SOMETHING NEW, BUT WE HAVE A HARD TIME

LETTING GO OF THE OLD.

AND SO, WE'RE OFFERING YOU SOME TEACHING TODAY CALLED,

"HOW TO SURVIVE CHANGE."

YOU KNOW, THAT'S A REALLY A LOT OF GREAT WORD

COMING YOUR WAY IF YOU WILL JUST CONTACT US AND SAY,

"YES, I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO LET GOD CHANGE ME, AND I WANT

TO KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY WORD SO I CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE."

GOD'S GOT SUCH AN AWESOME PLAN FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US

AND YES, THAT INCLUDES YOU.

I SAID GOD HAS GOT AN AWESOME PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE.

AND, YOU KNOW, YOU MAY BE SITTING RIGHT NOW, MAYBE YOU

FEEL LIKE YOU'RE AT THE END OF YOUR ROPE, OR YOU JUST FEEL

LIKE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE ANYTHING GOOD HAS HAPPENED

TO YOU, BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT GOD DOES HAVE A GOOD PLAN

FOR YOUR LIFE.

AND ALTHOUGH YOU MAY BE GOING THROUGH DIFFICULTIES RIGHT NOW,

YOU WILL COME OUT OF THIS, THIS TOO WILL PASS,

AND THERE'S GOOD THINGS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF IT.

SO DON'T YOU GET DISCOURAGED AND GIVE UP.

GOD BLESS YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

ANNOUNCER: LIFE IS FULL OF CHANGE.

IF WE CAN LEARN TO TRUST GOD IN TIMES OF CHANGE AND ALLOW

THE HOLY SPIRIT TO WORK IN OUR LIVES DURING CHANGE,

WE CAN EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF HIS TRANSFORMATION

IN OUR LIVES.

LEARN HOW A TRANSFORMED MIND COMES BEFORE A TRANSFORMED LIFE

WITH JOYCE'S 4-CD SERIES, "HOW TO SURVIVE CHANGE."

JOYCE: THE HOLY SPIRIT COMES TO WORK WITH YOU IN YOUR LIFE

TO HELP WORK WHAT'S IN YOU OUT OF YOU AND TO WORK

THIS TRANSFORMATION AND THIS RESTORATION

IN OUR LIVES.

AND HERE'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT THE HOLY SPIRIT,

HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS JUST THE RIGHT TIMING

IN YOUR LIFE AND JUST THE RIGHT WAY

TO DO THINGS.

AND I TELL YA THE TRUTH, HE IS THE COUNSELOR.

ANNOUNCER: TO ORDER, CALL US TOLL FREE AT...OR VISIT US

AT JOYCEMEYER.ORG.

ANNOUNCER: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW WOULD YOU RATE

TODAY?

WELL, WHETHER YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY OR NOT, JOYCE MEYER

WANTS TO TEACH YOU 20 WAYS TO MAKE EVERY DAY BETTER,

PRACTICAL ADVICE THAT YOU CAN APPLY RIGHT NOW

TO MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE NO MATTER HOW YOUR DAY IS GOING.

PICK IT UP FOR YOU OR TO BRIGHTEN

SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY.

THEN, WITH GOD'S HELP, TURN BAD DAYS INTO GOOD

AND GOOD DAYS INTO GREAT WITH "20 WAYS TO MAKE

EVERY DAY BETTER," NEW FROM JOYCE MEYER.

[MUSIC]

ANNOUNCER: THE PRECEDING WAS PAID FOR

BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

For more infomation >> The Process of Change - Part 1 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.

-------------------------------------------

BoBoiBoy Galaxy - Promo Episod 07 - Duration: 0:41.

Hahaha!

TAPOPS Space Station was attacked!

We just received an emergency transmission from them!

WHAT?!

Attacked?!

Huh?

What are these...?

Your powers aren't too shabby...

Show me what you've got!

Elemental Power!

BoBoiBoy Leaf!

Creeping Vines!

For more infomation >> BoBoiBoy Galaxy - Promo Episod 07 - Duration: 0:41.

-------------------------------------------

Correct laziness or why you need to be lazy. - Duration: 5:39.

For more infomation >> Correct laziness or why you need to be lazy. - Duration: 5:39.

-------------------------------------------

Maui Mayhem - Duration: 43:04.

For more infomation >> Maui Mayhem - Duration: 43:04.

-------------------------------------------

Moral Relativism - Duration: 3:23.

You know, it dawned on me in recent years how many of the major movie franchises

I see today are actually just sort of rehashings of many of my childhood toys

and action figures and cartoons.

Why are we still rehashing those same images?

Is that like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the absolute pinnacle of storytelling

that we can't come up with something any better?

Actually, I think it's something a little different than that.

In the past 30 or 40 years, we've been in an era that sociologists

will talk about as moral relativism.

In other words, we don't have absolutes anymore.

As a society, we don't believe in absolute right or wrong,

good or evil.

and, without those concepts, it actually gets very difficult to tell compelling narrative stories.

The basic premise of a story is that you have these main characters

that you get emotionally, personally, invested in

and they're pressing towards these important goals.

And along the way, they face some kind of conflicts

And so you have like these protagonists, who are agonizing towards the goal,

and antagonists, that are fighting against that goal.

But you can tell a story without right or wrong.

Press those characters, pressing towards goals,

but you can't really tell a compelling story.

You can't say what should be or what ought to be,

or what's supposed to be.

So, even as simple as like GI Joes or transformers were,

when I was little, I could see the blue lasers coming from the good guys

and the red lasers coming from the bad guys.

And I knew who was supposed to win.

Without the concept of good and evil, there is no "should."

There is no "ought."

There is no "supposed to."

So, what I'm suggesting is our art today is suffering

because we've lost the concept of good and evil.

And if we want better art, we have to recapture that

imagination of good and evil which comes from recapturing themes of the Bible.

And it's good and evil but it's not only that.

It's all of the greatest stories ever told have fascinating themes from Scripture.

Why do so many other stories have gallant knights that ride in and slay these ferocious dragons?

It's because in the end of history, ultimately, there will have been a mighty warrior

who slayed an incredible serpent.

Why do so many of those stories have kids flying away to never-never land and living young forever?

Because, deep down inside, collectively as a society,

we know that we will go to a place where we'll be forever young.

Those who are true believers.

The apostle Paul puts it like this in Galatians 4. He says,

You know he's saying?

He's saying, in history, once upon a time, God came and rescued us so that we

can go and live happily ever after.

What I'm suggesting to you is the greatest stories throughout history

are just leeching off the transcendence of the greatest story that was ever told,

the story of Jesus Christ.

All this week we're going to be making some of the connections

from those great stories to the greatest story.

If you'd like these videos sent to your e-mail,

just head on over to our website and sign up.

And tomorrow we'll see you as we take a look at Beauty and the Beast.

For more infomation >> Moral Relativism - Duration: 3:23.

-------------------------------------------

Cleveland Cavaliers vs Houston Rockets - Full Game HD By NBA News - 12/03/2017 - Duration: 1:46:16.

SUBSCRIBE MY CHANNEL

For more infomation >> Cleveland Cavaliers vs Houston Rockets - Full Game HD By NBA News - 12/03/2017 - Duration: 1:46:16.

-------------------------------------------

Tesla to fix repair delays, China sales triple, Energy crisis in Australia | Tesla News - Duration: 1:11.

Tesla had finally responded to ever growing concerns and complaints over delays at Tesla

certified body shops.

The company had committed to adding 300 approved repair shops in the next couple of months

and getting rid of underperforming locations.

Elon Musk had made a bold statement when he had committed to solving the ongoing energy

crisis in Australia where high energy demands have overloaded many generators and led to

blackouts in some parts of the country.

Musk said that Tesla will install a 100-megawatt battery storage system in just 100 days.

According to Tesla's 2016 annual report, the company had tripled its sales in China

for the year reaching just above one billion dollars.

The company has struggled in China having to deal with multiple issues over the last

3 years.

Tesla stock had closed at $243.69 on Friday down about three percent for the week.

That's it for now.

Don't forget to Like and Subscribe, and remember, to stay charged!

For more infomation >> Tesla to fix repair delays, China sales triple, Energy crisis in Australia | Tesla News - Duration: 1:11.

-------------------------------------------

Dinosaur Eating T -Rex In Real Life | Spiderman Dinosaurs Movies For Children & Dinosaurs Cartoons - Duration: 1:35:23.

Dinosaur Eating T -Rex In Real Life | Spiderman Dinosaurs Movies For Children & Dinosaurs Cartoons

For more infomation >> Dinosaur Eating T -Rex In Real Life | Spiderman Dinosaurs Movies For Children & Dinosaurs Cartoons - Duration: 1:35:23.

-------------------------------------------

Thai Red Curry Paste | Thai Food | Prik Gaeng Ped | น้ำพริกแกงเผ็ด - Duration: 0:55.

Thai Red Curry Paste

Dried red chili 5

Dried bird's eye chili 5

Salt 2 tsp

Pepper ½ tbsp

Coriander seeds 1 tbsp

Lemongrass 2 tbsp

Garlic ¼ cup

Kaffir lime zest 2 tsp

Coriander root 1 tbsp

Galangal 2 tsp

Shallot 20 g

Shrimp paste 1 tsp

For more infomation >> Thai Red Curry Paste | Thai Food | Prik Gaeng Ped | น้ำพริกแกงเผ็ด - Duration: 0:55.

-------------------------------------------

Interview: Japanese custom bike artist Daisuke Mukasa - Duration: 1:05.

I started riding motorcycles when I was 19.

I felt like I discovered something wonderful.

I'm usually working in the shop during the day, but at night I like to go out with friends.

We ride to places like Gate Bridge and Yokohama, going through tunnels.

That is really fun.

Of course I like the style of the old bikes and I like to imagine the time back then,

but the bikes' speed is also important because it's a playful speed that I can enjoy.

So for me it's both, style and speed.

For more infomation >> Interview: Japanese custom bike artist Daisuke Mukasa - Duration: 1:05.

-------------------------------------------

Cop and a Half-Wit - Duration: 21:55.

For more infomation >> Cop and a Half-Wit - Duration: 21:55.

-------------------------------------------

[ENG SUB/VOSTFR] HIGHLIGHT - It's Still Beautiful MV - Duration: 3:50.

As if knowing that I don't have you by my side anymore,

This path seems to hug me

I was afraid that it would become awkward,

But now I'm alright

So don't worry about me

The farewell you left me was painful

But it's as precious as love

I am able to smile because you were also the pain

The image of you leaving is also memories for me

These inevitable pains will someday heal

Even though you left from all the places, you were here before

Because you were also the empty spaces

It's still beautiful

Even though I smile brigthly, they say I look a bit sad

I guess it can't be helped

Even though I try to hide it well

It seems to leak out eventually

Because you weren't just a small part of me

The farewell you left me was painful

But it's as precious as love

I am able to smile because you were also the pain

The image of you leaving is also memories for me

These inevitable pains will someday heal

Even though you left from all the places, you were here before

Because you were also the empty spaces

It's still beautiful

I have no right to be in pain

When I look back,

I've never did anything good such as saying words like

You are precious, that I loved you

From the beginning

Your heart was too beautiful for me to have

All the time spent with you was beautiful

You came to me in my dreams

Even though I knew it was a dream,

Hot tears flowed down my cheeks

You're beautiful

You came to me in my dreams

Even though I knew it was a dream,

Hot tears flowed down my cheeks

You're beautiful

For more infomation >> [ENG SUB/VOSTFR] HIGHLIGHT - It's Still Beautiful MV - Duration: 3:50.

-------------------------------------------

Hydro Handbrake Install How to DIY | Part 1 | Custom Mounting Bracket for BMW E30 - Duration: 4:53.

Today we're going to be installing a

hydraulic handbrake on my e30, and we're

going to show you guys how to do it!

I have made multiple brackets for this and

This is the first bracket we made. These

are just two pieces of metal that we had;

we just welded them together as close to

a 90 degree as possible. Now this didn't

fit my car. The hydro was actually

pressing up against one of my seats so we

decided to make another one. This one we

decided to make it sit a little bit

higher

This made clearance but then once we put

it in the car you could actually bend the

metal by just wang-jangling the hydo

so we're going to make a third one and

this one, hopefully, is going to be good.

To do this we're going to be cutting out

the pieces for the bracket and then

we're going to be welding it with my MIG

welder we already have the pieces marked

out with a sharpie and so we're going to

be cutting out this piece and using this

as the top of the bracket, and then this

bottom square is going to be the

part that mounts to the transmission

tunnel, and then these two triangles

right here are going to be little gussets

on either side

hopefully that will prevent it from

bending at all, and keep the hydro

nice and sturdy.

Trickshot! So we have all our pieces cut

out now and we're just going to clean

them up with the grinder and then we

will tack them down and weld 'em.

We're going to be drilling holes in these plates so we

have the mounting holes marked out

for how I want the hydro. This will be

the top plate, and then these guys

are where the bolts will be coming

through the transmission tunnel onto

this. So we are just bolting this in to my

car but you can also just weld it to the

side of transmission tunnel. It's up to you.

Okay so we got our pieces of metal

all cut out and have holes in them for things,

and so now we're going to just weld 'em, 'n stuff.

We've got the bracket all welded up and

now we're going to paint it.

We've got the hydro mounted now and we

have it bolted through the transmission

tunnel, and then it comes through here...

and it's [the bracket] brought up from the original mount.

[With] the original mount, the hydro set about

two-and-a-half inches lower than it is

now, and I mounted it on the opposite

side on - the passenger side - rather than

like, on the driver's side because that

way I can keep my center console because

this car is still my daily driver and so

I kind of wanted it, you know, out of the way.

It's good. So in our next video we're

going to be showing you guys how we

plumbed all of our lines, and uh, yeah so

make sure you like, comment, and subscribe

so you don't miss that.

For more infomation >> Hydro Handbrake Install How to DIY | Part 1 | Custom Mounting Bracket for BMW E30 - Duration: 4:53.

-------------------------------------------

Like Gene for Chocolate - Duration: 21:53.

For more infomation >> Like Gene for Chocolate - Duration: 21:53.

-------------------------------------------

Shark Attacks Dinosaur In Real Life | Dinosaur Vs Shark Real Fight | Giant Dinosaur Eats Shark Video - Duration: 1:22:52.

Shark Attacks Dinosaur In Real Life Dinosaur Vs Shark Real Fight Giant Dinosaur Eats Shark Video

For more infomation >> Shark Attacks Dinosaur In Real Life | Dinosaur Vs Shark Real Fight | Giant Dinosaur Eats Shark Video - Duration: 1:22:52.

-------------------------------------------

BADASS BLACKBASS PART 1 - Duration: 17:37.

Abun: Its on already

Atoy: got screen

Abun: Got 2 type, build in and unbuild in

Atoy: aslo got lens cover

Amai: Touch screen

Abun: Touch screen??

Atoy: its recorded...hahahaha

Paan: Daddy leave now

Paan: we are on the way to Miri

just reach...which area is it?

Abun: Tusan

Atoy: Tusan area

Paan: maybe around 15-30 minute we reach destination

Atoy: We are going to .............. Meruap, Lahad Datu

its take two days journey

today, Bintulu to Miri, Miri to KK (Kota Kinabalu)

And stay one night at KK

and tomorrow morning, KK to LD (Lahad Datu), LD to Meruap

that how we planned

this trip was planned and lead by Mr. Abun

approved by our President

Mr. Paan

strongly supported by Mastersifu Amai

and myself as member of trip

we was planned this trip is about .....

three month plus, around 100 days countdown

Paan: really 100 days?

About 100 days, because its officially 100 days

Amai: four month maybe

Paan: did anyone know how to use go pro remote?

Atoy: Lol

Paan: Cannot connected

Amai: you must paired it first

Paan: our flight to KK is 1450hrs

so we should reach airport at least two hours before around 1230hrs

once arrive at Miri, we try to catch time for

lunch and anything

and then go to Abun friend for

we leave our car

Atoy: for this trip, we pray for our success

and forgot to say

for our guide this trip, we will find Mr. Harilah and Mr. Wahid

its no handle to hold

a few time i try to hold here..

Paan: we safely landed at Kota Kinabalu International Airport (KKIA)

Abun: How your journey?

Amai: slept well

havent depart we slept already

Atoy: A bit warm

Paan: Lets go

Abun: Wow

Atoy: Now, one more thing left

berrel

Amai: moved, anything call

Atoy: Alhamdulillah,

we just met the car rental owner

we are going to hotel

where the hotel Amai?

Paan: its far?

Amai: KK Waterfront Hotel

Atoy: its far?

Amai: its nearby

Abun: that dogs

Paan: Ata,this berrel block views

put it down

cannot see my face

Atoy: disturbing

Paan: you can talk Sabah dialect very well

Abun: i slap your face

Atoy: Slap your face, then you know

there no radio in KK? (means the was too silent coz of the radio didnt turn on)

Abun: no...

Atoy :which one the channel

Amai: got, channel 1, radio sumandak

Atoy:which one?

how is it?

(still try to turn on the radio)

Abun: press that button

Atoy: Ohhh... its here

Abun: 3 hours

Atoy: RM5 for three hours parking

Abun: three hours for RM5

Atoy: afterthat?

Abun: if you want more hours, pay more

Atoy: Night?

Abun: dont know he working night shift or not

LOL!!!

Atoy: why must doing thumb up on camera

LOL!!!!!

Atoy: we just checked in

just entering the room

now, rest for a while

around half an hour

before continue our journey to find something owesome

for a while, we wait our friend that go pray

now we are involve in a small traffic jammed

but, the problem is, the car has low feul

He race with low feul

Paan: Hahaha...

Amai: the bus behind

Paan: Relax Amai,relax

Atoy: with low feul, we almost (actually we did)

lost, wrong way

waze (application) was recalculation a few times

Amai: where?

Atoy: there, turn around

(Amai talking something that shitting Atoy)

Amai: this way??

which the way?

Abun: can or not this way?

Paan: Amai, it is the way?

Amai: of course

Paan: you tell us you are local here

Amai: there the way

Abun: Astoy tell ...........

Atoy: that the way...

Abun: Astoy (Atoy name was combine with FA member name from Sabah) know the way here

( they shitting on Atoy, make joke of him)

Atoy: this place is my playground when i was young

that the way out..

Atoy: we going for check in first

Amai: for our flight tomorrow

Atoy: early morning

Amai: 0600hrs

so 0500hrs we need wake up

Atoy: today is second day

its 0500hrs

we woke up early and going to airport

today

flight from KK to LD

Abun: wrong level

Atoy: like did i say

dont over confident

should be confident, but dont over confident

Atoy: Excuse, switch off your cellphone sir...

Atoy: ok, now we just landed at Lahad Datu Airport

waiting our friends

Lahad Datu also take stork as town icon, same as Bintulu

Abun: Ok

we...

directly to.....

Harilah: Yes,directly to Felda and breakfirst

Abun: we go to Felda

and take our breakfirst

this our boatman (guide), Mr. Harilah

Harilah: yeah..peace

Amai: to Felda, it takes....

Abun: how long this journey? 2 hours?

Harilah: Less than that

Abun: Yeah..its short journey

Harilah: To Felda, just a while

Abun: oh..nearby

Harilah: Yes..

Abun: Steady

where we are?

how your journey? Ok?

Atoy: OK

Abun: We just reach the gate to enter Meruap

maybe its soon to arrive at the destination

we at Ladang Felda Sahabat

we register at the gate first

Amai sleep well

steady Amai

Atoy: we just arrive at Meruap

at jetty

for boat rental

we will unloading stuff

we will park the car here

and unloading stuff

put inside the boat and

we start casting

and we heading to our homestay

weather look nice

its sunny

but...

dark cloud

water condition look nice

Abun: How the journey?

slept well?

Paan: Ok

Abun: Ok

Paan: cant wait to start

Atoy: Boat look confortable

Harilah: Abun

Abun: yes

Harilah: take this video, move this first

Abun: Yeahhh..

Wahid: Legend, my first boat

Abun: we done unloading

we wanna start our journey

Harilah: this boat like doesnt load anything

even full of stuff

Atoy: Fuhhh.. confident... you wait till tonight..

LOL!!!!!

For more infomation >> BADASS BLACKBASS PART 1 - Duration: 17:37.

-------------------------------------------

Building Your Tomorrow Today

For more infomation >> Building Your Tomorrow Today

-------------------------------------------

미국 고3 유학생 브이로그 #6 #LA #Urth Café #Little Tokyo #SAIC US Student Daily Vlog English/ Korean CC is up! - Duration: 9:56.

Came to Starbucks to read independent reading

Eating breakfast :) Yum!

So proud of myself reading eight chapters lol

Putting gas into my precious car <3

It's so calm on Sunday morning

Hi, this is Jane :)

Since today is the first day of daylight saving

as you can see, on the clock, it says 7:50, right?

But, it's actually 8:50 so I gotta change the time

I've never done changing the clock before

So I'm currently struggling lol

what would it be O.O?

keep pressing set up button

finally pressed on different button

Adjust clock!

Yay!

Success!

yass 8:50!

Ta-da!

Today, I was supposed to meet my friend at this cafe for the group project at 9am

my friend woke up at 8:30am ughhhh

Frustrationnnnnnn

What should I do to her? gahhhhh

Based on my experience I had for past 6 years, I think Americans are good with coming on time

Well, this friend never comes on time

I guess there are some exceptions

I was so mad :(

Since I had nothing to do, I just turned on the camera and wanted to talk with you guys

There's literally nothing except two cars

couldn't see any people

What should I do..?

(just realized I have 4 tests this week)

I should study for Calc quiz I have!

trying to understand but can't :( tears

Pretty walls :)

Presh Presh

their coffee is da bombbbb omg

I really wanted to try their food but didn't had time for that

sushi again lol my group loves sushi

Rollssssss

this is the snapchat moment I know I know

Got Twinkle Fruit Tea, taste like soap

Mochi!!! Got green tea, pretty good

the streets are so pretty <3

College reception

For more infomation >> 미국 고3 유학생 브이로그 #6 #LA #Urth Café #Little Tokyo #SAIC US Student Daily Vlog English/ Korean CC is up! - Duration: 9:56.

-------------------------------------------

New "Power Rangers" Movie

For more infomation >> New "Power Rangers" Movie

-------------------------------------------

For more infomation >> New "Power Rangers" Movie

-------------------------------------------

Midnight at the Celestial Palace: Chapter 1 - A Point 'n' Quickie Review - Duration: 8:47.

For more infomation >> Midnight at the Celestial Palace: Chapter 1 - A Point 'n' Quickie Review - Duration: 8:47.

-------------------------------------------

For more infomation >> Midnight at the Celestial Palace: Chapter 1 - A Point 'n' Quickie Review - Duration: 8:47.

-------------------------------------------

Citroën C5 Tourer 2.0 16V L. Business - Duration: 1:02.

For more infomation >> Citroën C5 Tourer 2.0 16V L. Business - Duration: 1:02.

-------------------------------------------

For more infomation >> Citroën C5 Tourer 2.0 16V L. Business - Duration: 1:02.

-------------------------------------------

Citroën C2 1.4i Ligne Ambiance - Duration: 0:58.

For more infomation >> Citroën C2 1.4i Ligne Ambiance - Duration: 0:58.

-------------------------------------------

For more infomation >> Citroën C2 1.4i Ligne Ambiance - Duration: 0:58.

-------------------------------------------

Citroën C5 Tourer 2.0 16V L. Business - Duration: 1:02.

For more infomation >> Citroën C5 Tourer 2.0 16V L. Business - Duration: 1:02.

-------------------------------------------

For more infomation >> Citroën C5 Tourer 2.0 16V L. Business - Duration: 1:02.

-------------------------------------------

Bendy and the Ink Machine - SpeedPaint - Duration: 4:49.

For more infomation >> Bendy and the Ink Machine - SpeedPaint - Duration: 4:49.

-------------------------------------------

For more infomation >> Bendy and the Ink Machine - SpeedPaint - Duration: 4:49.

-------------------------------------------

Funny Cartoons for Kids

For more infomation >> Funny Cartoons for Kids

-------------------------------------------

Hydro Handbrake Install How to DIY | Part 1 | Custom Mounting Bracket for BMW E30 - Duration: 4:53.

Today we're going to be installing a

hydraulic handbrake on my e30, and we're

going to show you guys how to do it!

I have made multiple brackets for this and

This is the first bracket we made. These

are just two pieces of metal that we had;

we just welded them together as close to

a 90 degree as possible. Now this didn't

fit my car. The hydro was actually

pressing up against one of my seats so we

decided to make another one. This one we

decided to make it sit a little bit

higher

This made clearance but then once we put

it in the car you could actually bend the

metal by just wang-jangling the hydo

so we're going to make a third one and

this one, hopefully, is going to be good.

To do this we're going to be cutting out

the pieces for the bracket and then

we're going to be welding it with my MIG

welder we already have the pieces marked

out with a sharpie and so we're going to

be cutting out this piece and using this

as the top of the bracket, and then this

bottom square is going to be the

part that mounts to the transmission

tunnel, and then these two triangles

right here are going to be little gussets

on either side

hopefully that will prevent it from

bending at all, and keep the hydro

nice and sturdy.

Trickshot! So we have all our pieces cut

out now and we're just going to clean

them up with the grinder and then we

will tack them down and weld 'em.

We're going to be drilling holes in these plates so we

have the mounting holes marked out

for how I want the hydro. This will be

the top plate, and then these guys

are where the bolts will be coming

through the transmission tunnel onto

this. So we are just bolting this in to my

car but you can also just weld it to the

side of transmission tunnel. It's up to you.

Okay so we got our pieces of metal

all cut out and have holes in them for things,

and so now we're going to just weld 'em, 'n stuff.

We've got the bracket all welded up and

now we're going to paint it.

We've got the hydro mounted now and we

have it bolted through the transmission

tunnel, and then it comes through here...

and it's [the bracket] brought up from the original mount.

[With] the original mount, the hydro set about

two-and-a-half inches lower than it is

now, and I mounted it on the opposite

side on - the passenger side - rather than

like, on the driver's side because that

way I can keep my center console because

this car is still my daily driver and so

I kind of wanted it, you know, out of the way.

It's good. So in our next video we're

going to be showing you guys how we

plumbed all of our lines, and uh, yeah so

make sure you like, comment, and subscribe

so you don't miss that.

For more infomation >> Hydro Handbrake Install How to DIY | Part 1 | Custom Mounting Bracket for BMW E30 - Duration: 4:53.

-------------------------------------------

Bury Me Here - Duration: 47:05.

For more infomation >> Bury Me Here - Duration: 47:05.

-------------------------------------------

Try Not To Laugh Challenge Reaction With Water | Desi Fun Para Part 4 - Duration: 4:38.

Try Not To Laugh Challenge Reaction With Water

For more infomation >> Try Not To Laugh Challenge Reaction With Water | Desi Fun Para Part 4 - Duration: 4:38.

-------------------------------------------

Correct laziness or why you need to be lazy. - Duration: 5:39.

For more infomation >> Correct laziness or why you need to be lazy. - Duration: 5:39.

-------------------------------------------

Creating a Proc file on Heroku for your Chatbot - How to Make a Bot Full Course - Duration: 0:54.

Next we're going to create a procfile. Now a procfile is a file for Hiroku it

helps communicate api's and that sort of thing with heroku. So, in order to create a

profile, were is going to come and create a new file. We're going to call

'Procfile"

boom there it is! Then we're going to copy and paste this code into. It's

very very simple,

you can also just write it out. Its 'web node index.js'

That's it! And then we want to do is come here and just to save so and that's it

that's your profile.

Congratulations you've done great!

Next we're going to show you a little bit about 'git commit' and some other

functionality,

Stay tuned!

For more infomation >> Creating a Proc file on Heroku for your Chatbot - How to Make a Bot Full Course - Duration: 0:54.

-------------------------------------------

Resources for Chatbots: Getting Users and Connecting with Bot Makers - Duration: 2:43.

Welcome to Resources!

This is a very, very, important lesson, a very important part of the course

because this is where you can get a lot of the files and a lot of the code that

you will be needing throughout this course.

So, in order to get this stuff, the best place to come is to the Chatbots

Facebook group and it's facebook.com/groups/AiChatBots. So,

once you come here

join the group and then all you have to do is you have to come to files and in

files we have everything made.

Let me explain what each of these things is: first here is the index.js file

this is for the parrot bot. So you can simply click on this and this is your

entire code that we use through the course and this is the basically the

parrot bot right here. And I don't want to go into the cold right now, cause

future lessons are going to be doing that, but this is where you can come and

get the code and you can just copy and paste it right into a notepad or

Visual Studios. The next file is the Procfile.

This is the Procfile. it's literally one line of code, very simple!

You can either copy and paste or you can write it yourself.

And then last but not least is this file, this is the workbook and a couple of

other resources. So here's a SlideShare, so which is right over here and a

tutorial on medium that I wrote. And I write these for this course.

So it's a great way to keep up with the videos and it also gives you all the

code that you need to complete this course and it gives you all the links

everything is in one place makes it very very simple so let me show you both of

those things.

This is the article on medium, on 'How to make a Facebook Message Chatbot' and we go

step by step, has links, has code snippets and it works beautifully in conjunction

with the videos. So here's your npm install, you can copy-paste, very simple

and here is the SlideShare

and you get the idea. So this is the place to come and do it is simply just

come to www.facebook.com/groups/aichatbots

and join and then you can come into the files.

Another place that you'll be able to get this is through our facebook

Aha Moment Labs page. You can just come on here and either go to the website and

look there for the resources or you can just send us a message.

We do have a bot on here, very simple you can just send a message and the bot

will respond and then we'll have links to some of these resources as well.

Please use the resources, makes life very simple. Thank you and see you in the next

class!

For more infomation >> Resources for Chatbots: Getting Users and Connecting with Bot Makers - Duration: 2:43.

-------------------------------------------

How to Deploy your Chatbot Code to Heroku Server - How to Build a Bot Course - Duration: 2:26.

Welcome back, welcome back!

So, this is the fun part, now we're finally going to take all this code that

we have

we're going to take all of this, we're going to send it to heroku. So in order

for us to do that, we are going to open up our terminal and we're going to

follow these

directions. So we're going to first type this in: 'git status'

So note one thing first before you type in 'git status'

make sure that you've saved everything. So once you've saved everything,

then you can type 'git status'. So when you do that this is what

you come back. You're going to come back you're gonna get a bunch of files like

this that have been modified or deleted or things that weren't tract and it's

going to say what do you want to do? These are the files that have not been

sent to heroku. And so what you can do is, you can type: 'git add .' and it goes

something like this

'git add space period' enter and it's going to set it and it just added them. So next, what we

want to do is to commit it, in another words send it up. So we will do:

'git commit' and then we're going to do

'- - message' and we're going to write something like 'first first version'. Then

what we're going to do is, going to do: 'git push heroku master'

What this is doing is it's pushing it to the server, so let's do that here.

It's building the sources, it's going to compile it,

it's going to build the app and boom

now we have something called build successful that succeeded now it's

compressing it

launching it and finally deploying it and now we are done!!!

Congratulations the app is now up! Its up so next we're going to cover how to

do webhooks and how to connect to Facebook. So congradulate yourself

you've done a great job basically you have the app working it's in the cloud

and we'll see you on the next class.

For more infomation >> How to Deploy your Chatbot Code to Heroku Server - How to Build a Bot Course - Duration: 2:26.

-------------------------------------------

How to Set Up Chatbot Server - Full Chatbot Course - Duration: 7:44.

Oh next we're going to be creating the server. So setting up the server is very

simple but it has to be done right.

It's very very pivotal so what we need to do is install node.js. If you don't

already have it,

head over to nodejs.org install it and make sure it's running. Now, once it's

running, its actually going to be running and accessible through your terminal. So, it's

not something that you're going to have to open up and run. So once you've

done that, the next thing we're going to do is going to be installing the heroku

tool belt.

So in order to do that just head over to toolbelt.heroku.com and download and

install this as well.

Once you've done that we're going to be following these instructions.

It's very simple, you're going to come into your terminal

you're going to log in to heroku by following this command: it's

'$heroku login' and let me show you what that looks like in here going to press

Enter

It's going to ask you for your login your password once you've done that you

want to CD into your into your app. So you probably don't have an app folder

created, so we're going to create one right now, so let me show you what that

looks like. So before we can do that we need to go over some of the command

lines that you can be using right here inside of terminal. When you see this

character right here '~'

that means that you're in your home directory, so anytime you're curious

where is home

this will signify it. So once you're in this directory you can do certain things,

for example let's say we did the 'ls' command,

it's going to list out all of the folders that belonged to a root folder.

So we see we have: documents, downloads, dropbox, pictures, so on right.

If we want to see where we are in terms of everything else, like what folders are in

front of us and behind us and that sort of thing , we can use

'pwd' which going to print working directory and you can see we're in SMK

and in front of us its users.

So let's say that we want to go into one of these directories. All we have to do

is put change directory, which is 'cd'

then the name of the director, so let's say we put 'documents'.

I'll do you copy and paste paste it right here

you're more than welcome to do and boom were in documents and then you can see

right here were in document. So if you're ever curious where you are

just print, print out and you can see that we're in documents and that SMK is the

folder above us. So let's say we want to go back up to SMK how would we do that?

We would do: 'cd ..' that takes us right back in it and here we are.

So these are some of the very very high level of things that we can do with it.

So one of the other things you can do is we can create folders. So in order to

make a folder we all we have to do is go to 'mkdir'

which stands for make directory and then we create the name of the

folder so in this case we're going to call this parrot app or just call it

parrot,

so PARROT. If you want to create this in your right off of your

root folder you can go but in my case I want to create it in the

desktop. So , how am I going to do that? I'm going to come in and want to change directory,

go to desktop and boom now I am in desktop and then i'm going to make directory.

Right made directory and boom

I've made the directory! And now let's see if it's there.

It's right here you can see I in the list, node.js, Sandbox,

that's right there! So let's move into this to actually, do CD and also you want

to make sure that it's lower case!

So you don't want to use any upper case. Now we know that we are here in

'parrot' and just to make sure

boom you can see we are in desktop and in the parrot app. So let's say

that, just to give you another example it's right up here so we can see the folder

was created! So once we've done that now we can follow this. So make sure we're

in here and let's finish up to the heroku install. We want to do we want to 'cd'

into the app so we just did that and then we want to do '$heroku create'. Ok now

I already have the toolbelt but in your case you want to do '$heroku create'

You can also copy and paste it and I will provide this stuff and all of

the resources. So you can do a lot of copy pasting so boom and then just press

enter and boom it'll it'll let you go ahead and it will create that for you. So

once you've done that

the very next thing I need you to do is you want to get the latest version of

'NPM'. Now here's the command line for that its: 'sudo npm install npm --global' and

the way that looks something like this.

Enter it's going to ask you for your password so let me put mine in real quick.

Once you've done it, it's going to initialize, is going to go through all

these different processes going to install the Npm for you and make sure

that it's up to date. After we've done that, we're going to initialize git. What

does that mean? It's going to create a repository inside that folder so you

know we can create programs that sort of thing. So as soon as this is done

that's going to be the next step so

once you've completed this it's going to look something like that.

So let's do: 'npm init'. Boom there you go!

So now what it's going to do it's going to walk us through creating the

package. So right now the first things it is asking me as what do you want to call

your app? So I will call it 'parrot'. Then it's going to ask what's the version?

1.0.0 is fine

Description, you can add a description here, you can make it say whatever you want.

You can skip this just by pressing enter which is what i'm doing right. Now you

can add a your git repository to here. Keywords

again this is so people could find it more easily, also you could put your name

here,

license. And then say this look okay? Yes

and boom it's created for you! So let's do 'LS' just to see what's in this

folder. So now we know that in the 'parrot' folder we have the the package.jason

file in there. So once you've done this

good job so far! Now last but not least we're going to be installing the

dependencies.

So this dependency is called the 'body parser' and it's going to allow us to

manipulate how the messages look so it's going to parse them up so you can do a

copy and paste it in here or you can just follow along. Put 'npm install

express request: body-parser' and then just enter it and it's going to go

through this process

and boom. So now you have this dependency, very very important to have

this dependency!

So once you've done this, congratulations you have set up your server and you're

ready to move on to the next part! And once again thank you for taking the

class, I look forward to seeing you in the next one!

For more infomation >> How to Set Up Chatbot Server - Full Chatbot Course - Duration: 7:44.

-------------------------------------------

يالشعل ( لولح ) لونا فارس 2017 - Duration: 3:43.

Louna Fares - Ya Alsh3al

https://www.facebook.com/m.Ba7ar

Không có nhận xét nào:

Đăng nhận xét