WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
( APPLAUSE ) FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS--
I'M GOING TO START OFF TONIGHT'S SHOW BECAUSE CONGRATULATIONSES
ARE IN ORDER TO GEORGE AND AMAL CLOONEY ON THE BIRTH OF THEIR
TWINS.
GOOD FOR YOU, GUYS.
( APPLAUSE ) SO AT 56, GEORGE IS NOW
OFFICIALLY A D.I.L.F. -- A DASHING INTENSELY LIBERAL
FATHER.
( LAUGHTER ) ALSO, I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
THERE'S ALSO SLIGHTLY LESS IMPORTANT NEWS THAN THAT.
JUST A LITTLE BIT LESS.
IT'S A TOP-SECRET N.S.A. REPORT THAT DETAILED RUSSIAN HACKING
EFFORTS DAYS BEFORE THE 2016 ELECTION.
DAYS BEFORE?
COME ON, GUCCIFER.
THAT'S POOR PLANNING.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR HACKING TO LAST MINUTE.
PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO IT.
NO ONE WANTS AN ELECTION YOU JUST PICKED UP AT WALGREENS.
( LAUGHTER ) APPARENTLY, RUSSIAN HACKERS
TRIED TO GAIN ACCESS TO A COMPANY CALLED V.R. SYSTEMS BY
SENDING WORKERS THERE PHONY EMAILS THAT APPEARED TO BE FROM
GOOGLE THAT WOULD REQUEST THEIR LOGIN CREDENTIALS.
OKAY, HERE'S A LITTLE TIP: IF IT LOOKS LIKE GOOGLE BUT ISN'T
REALLY, IT'S EITHER A HACKER OR BING.
DON'T OPEN EITHER.
JUST STAY AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM AFTER-- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
THAT'S HOW BAD BING IS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT JOKE WORKS.
AFTER THE HACKERS GAINED ACCESS TO THE COMPANY'S ACCOUNTS, THEY
THEN SENT "AN EMAIL TO TRICK LOCAL U.S. GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES
INTO OPENING DOCUMENTS THAT WERE "INVISIBLY TAINTED WITH POTENT
MALWARE."
OKAY, THEY SENT IT TO THE POLL WORKERS, OKAY.
THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACY ENDS, WITH A FAKE EMAIL SENT TO THE ANCIENT
CAT LADY MANNING THE POLLING STATION AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GYM.
( LAUGHTER ) "OKAY, LET'S CHECK MY AOL.
OKAY, HERE'S SOMETHING: 'FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD,
FORWARD, ANTIAGING CREAM WITH SCENT OF GRANDSON.
OH, CLICK."
THERE YOU GO.
SO WHO REALLY KNOWS WHO WON NOVEMBER 8 NOW, OTHER THAN
VLADIMIR PUTIN.
NOW, I'M A LITTLE RUSTY ON MY CONSTITUTION, BUT I GUESS THIS
MEANS NEW ELECTION?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHY NOT?
SURE, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
LET'S JUST GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.
SOMEBODY FIND JEB AND WAKE HIM UP!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.
CHECK THE MILD SALSA AISLE.
( LAUGHTER ) OR A STORE THAT SELLS ONLY
MAYONNAISE.
NOW, ALL ALONG, DONALD TRUMP HAS SAID THE ENTIRE RUSSIA STORY IS
FAKE NEWS, AND THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW WHETHER THIS
DOCUMENT WAS REAL, OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THE LEAKER WAS
IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED.
"FAKE NEWS, REAL PRISON."
( LAUGHTER ) THE LEAKER'S NAME-- AND THIS IS
TRUE-- REALITY WINNER.
SO, IT'S OFFICIAL-- THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS AT WAR WITH
REALITY.
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ NOW, MS. WINNER IS A 25-YEAR-OLD
FORMER AIR FORCE LINGUIST WHO SPEAKS THREE MIDDLE EASTERN
LANGUAGES, WHICH SHOULD HAVE RAISED RED FLAGS RIGHT THERE.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE THEY SPEAK MIDDLE EASTERN LANGUAGES?
THE MIDDLE EAST!
( LAUGHTER ) REALITY WINNER HAD TOP SECRET
SECURITY CLEARANCE AND WORKED FOR A PRIVATE INTELLIGENCE
CONTRACTOR CALLED THE PLURIBUS INTERNATIONAL CORPORATION.
SO A YOUNG FEMALE SPY NAMED REALITY WINNER STOLE
INTELLIGENCE FROM THE PLURIBUS CORPORATION.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BOND MOVIE, WHICH, OF COURSE, MAKES DONALD
TRUMP.
♪ SMALL FINGER ♪ WA-WA-WA!
HERE'S HOW THEY CAUGHT HER.
INVESTIGATORS NOTICED THE DOCUMENT APPEARED TO HAVE BEEN
FOLDED, MEANING SOMEONE PRINTED IT OUT, AND IT CONTAINED "SMALL,
BARELY VISIBLE YELLOW DOTS THAT SHOW EXACTLY WHEN AND WHERE
DOCUMENTS, ANY DOCUMENT, IS PRINTED."
WOW, YOU CAN TRACE ANY DOCUMENT BASED ON THE PRINTER.
IT'S LIKE N.C.I.S. MEETS DILBERT!
( LAUGHTER ) SO NOW THE EVIDENCE THAT RUSSIA
TRIED TO MANIPULATE THE ELECTION IS PRETTY STRONG TO EVERYONE BUT
THE GUY WHO DID IT, VLADIMIR PUTIN.
SO, ON SUNDAY, HE APPEARED ON MEGYN KELLY'S NEW SUNDAY NIGHT
NEWS SHOW, "SIXTY MINUTES OF MEGYN KELLY."
AND WHEN IT CAME TO WHO REALLY WAS BEHIND THE ELECTION
TAMPERING, PUTIN'S EXPLANATION RELIED ON WHAT'S CALLED OCCAM'S
RAZOR, BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MY
WRISTS.
JIM?
>> Translator: THERE'S A THEORY THAT KENNEDY'S ASSASSINATION WAS
ARRANGED BY THE UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE SERVICES.
SO IF THIS THEORY IS CORRECT-- AND THAT CAN'T BE RULED OUT--
THEN WHAT COULD BE EASIER IN THIS DAY AND AGE THAN USING ALL
THE TECHNICAL MEANS AT THE DISPOSAL OF THE INTELLIGENCE
SERVICES AND USING THOSE MEANS TO ORGANIZE SOME ATTACKS AND
THEN POINTING THE FINGER AT RUSSIA?
>> Stephen: NICE TRY, VLAD, BUT I WILL NOT STAND BY WHILE YOU
TRY TO CONFUSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WITH (BLEEP) CONSPIRACY
THEORIES.
THAT IS DONALD TRUMP'S JOB.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE-- NO, I WON'T TAKE IT!
♪ ♪ ♪ MEANWHILE, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN
THE WHITE HOUSE ARE WORRIED ABOUT A BIG SHAKEUP RIGHT
NOW.
NONE MORE SO THAN CHIEF OF STAFF AND MAN WHOSE NAME SOUNDS
MORE MADE UP THAN "COVFEFE," REINCE PRIEBUS.
NOW, PRIEBUS HAS ALWAYS HAD A BIT OF TROUBLE FITTING IN AT THE
WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE HE LACKS THE ONE QUALITY TRUMP VALUES MOST IN
HIS STAFF: BEING MARRIED TO IVANKA.
EVEN THOUGH REINCE STILL HAS HIS JOB, INSIDERS SAY THAT HE'S A
DEAD MAN WALKING.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE WALKING DEAD.
THAT'S STEVE BANNON.
( LAUGHTER ) HE LOOKS FINE.
HE LOOKS GOOD.
HE'S GOT A NICE TAN.
GOT A NICE TAN.
NOW, THERE'S ONE THING REALLY KEEPING PRIEBUS FROM BEING
REPLACED, AND THAT'S FINDING A REPLACEMENT.
APPARENTLY, HIS GREATEST JOB SECURITY IS THAT THERE ARE FEW
TAKERS FOR WHAT MIGHT BE AN UNWORKABLE GIG.
SO, I JUST WANT TO SAY TO THE PRESIDENT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
HOLD OFF BUILDING THAT BORDER WALL, BECAUSE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF
OF STAFF IS ANOTHER JOB AMERICANS DON'T WANT TO DO.
AND IT'S A LOT LIKE FARM WORK: LONG HOURS, LOW PAY, AND A WHOLE
LOT OF MANURE SHOVELING.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
I'LL BE JOINED BY SELMA HAYEK PINAULT.
BUT FIRST, I'LL BE TALKING TWITTER WITH A CERTAIN CARTOON
WORLD LEADER.
STICK AROUND, WON'T YOU?
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Boom Beach Developer Update: New Hero, Basebuilder, and Tribes! - Duration: 10:55.
- Hey, everybody! I'm Ryan. - And I'm Eino.
We're really excited to be back.
Today we're going to talk about what's coming in the next update.
Let's dive right in. First things first. Let's talk about the bug fixes.
What are the two biggest changes in this update?
Right. On the bug fixes side,
the biggest lingering issue that we had from the previous patch
was that the heroes' passive abilities weren't leveling up properly.
Even with a high-level hero,
you didn't have a high-level passive ability.
The passive ability was stuck on level 1.
We've taken care of that. So, after we patch,
Everspark should release her Critters
on a faster cadence once you've leveled her up,
and Brick's grenades that she fires at the buildings that she engages,
should be more powerful now.
Nobody will have to do anything,
those will be fixed when downloading the update.
- Exactly. - Awesome.
On the balancing side, we've done a bunch of balancing changes.
We've done some buffing on the hero side, we've increased their damage,
but I think that the biggest one
is probably the Machine Gun blind zone that we've added.
The Machine Gun got a big buff in the last update.
We've taken that down a notch.
We haven't changed its damage,
or the rate of fire.
What we did is add a small blind zone.
By blind zones, I mean the zones the Mortar and the Rocket Launcher have.
We've added a tiny blind zone
to the very extreme close ranges on the Machine Gun.
So troops like Warriors and Critters can actually...
If they can get close, they can take down the Machine Gun.
- The Machine Gun won't fire back. - Cool.
So, Machine Guns and Warriors will have a different kind of effect.
They'll have a different relationship. A longer term goal is
to develop more solid roles for each defensive building.
Flamethrowers will be the de facto close range defensive building
instead of the Machine Gun.
That said, if you cluster the Machine Guns together,
they'll be able to support each other.
It's only the Machine Guns that have enemies at very close range
that won't be able to fire back.
Of course, we're going to have a lot more bug fixes and changes.
Be sure to check reddit and the forums,
and there we'll list them.
All right. Let's jump right in, and talk about the update.
What's coming?
First, we have a new hero coming.
Awesome! Tell me about it. Where is he from?
He's someone who's...
He was with the Resistance in the beginning of time.
Then he disappeared. It turns out that he's been in the jungle.
Lately, it seems like he's been held by Lt. Hammerman.
If you beat Hammerman HQ 25,
it unlocks around HQ 7,
you can actually get him on your side.
So at HQ Level 7 or higher, you can unlock him.
What does he do?
This guy is a support class. He behaves like a Medic, essentially.
He follows your troops around and heals them.
Awesome.
While doing that, his passive ability is
that he also gives them a small damage reduction bonus.
While they're getting healed, they also take a bit less damage.
That's great.
He heals and prevents damage at the same time.
- Exactly. - Cool.
Like the other heroes we've done, he has three abilities.
The first one is that he summons life Crystal Critters.
These little guys are impervious to damage,
so they can't be killed, but they expire in a short period of time.
What they do is they follow your troops around and heal them.
If you want to block-buff your healing powers for a short time,
you summon these guys, and they'll go to work.
That's awesome.
The second ability is Crystal Shields.
It gives all the individual troops around the hero
their own personal shield.
And the shield will protect them from a bit of damage.
So within that radius,
those troops will get a little personal shield.
Yeah. For example, if you have a group of Zookas
that is about to get hit by a Rocket barrage,
- ...you can deploy it. - Good time for it.
Exactly.
What's the third ability?
The third ability is that the hero brings back fallen troops.
He revives troops.
That's great.
If you have soldiers who went down, you can bring them back.
How it works is it starts from the troops who died last
and brings them back in the order that they died.
If you don't have enough,
it will fill the rest of the capacity with Riflemen.
Great. So if you have no troops who've died yet,
then it'll bring Riflemen.
The idea is that you don't waste any of it.
If you use it immediately, at the beginning of the battle,
you won't waste anything, you'll get Riflemen for it.
- Could I revive like ten tanks? - No, Ryan. You couldn't.
How this works is...
There will be a housing space cap that increases every level,
and that would determine how many troops of each kind you can bring back.
Got it. That's our third hero. And so we've got...
It's going to be a medic-type of hero.
He's going to heal your troops and give them a bit of protection.
And then the three abilities will be...
Crystal Critters, that heal your troops,
a protective shield that you can drop,
and, finally, he will revive fallen troops.
All right, so we have the new hero that unlocks at HQ 7.
What do we have for the high-level players?
For the high-level players, we have a pretty big new feature.
One of the biggest things that we have heard from the community
is that high-level players,
especially the ones completely maxed out, don't have anything to do anymore.
And this has been a pain point
that we have wanted to address for a while.
Right, and one thing we didn't want to do was to introduce HQ 23,
because there's nothing too new there.
It's just kind of more stats, more buildings,
but no really new gameplay.
And, of course, we might do that at some point,
but this wasn't the right time for that,
because we also want to give new gameplay through that update.
So what do we have?
So, what we are doing is bringing some gameplay to the map.
At HQ 20, you will be able to max out your Radar level,
and that will allow you to explore the map.
What we've done is adding six tribes of natives to the map,
and they continue the story of the natives that never got picked off.
The story of natives continues, so they have capitals in the Archipelago.
And they want you to explore and liberate their sectors completely.
So you need to explore the whole map to unlock this tribal gameplay.
Cool. So, we'll have six sectors,
and you can see them by zooming all the way out.
And then you'll see where they are on your map.
- Exactly. - How do you unlock a specific sector?
So, a specific sector unlocks when you finish exploring the regions.
You clear out the clouds and...
All the way to the edge of the map in that one sector.
Cool. So, what happens when you unlock the sector
and you explore the map?
What do you get from these native guys?
You are basically in the same boat, figuratively speaking,
with these guys when it comes to fighting against the Blackguard troops.
So you've been rescuing them from the villages
the whole way up to HQ 20, and now they want to help you out.
When you unlock the first sector, so you explore it completely,
you will get a new place unlocked next to your island,
which is a mine of sorts.
And there you can use your resources to mine
a special new resource called "Power Shards".
And the natives have massive statues in their villages
that can be boosted using this resource.
So, this is like a giant statue, and it gives you a boost.
The statues give you bonuses
when you boost them using this new resource.
And these bonuses are not static.
These are something that we will change on a cyclical basis.
Okay, so they'll change all the time...
When you build a statue in your base, it's stuck.
You get that bonus and that's it.
But with these, they'll change regularly.
We haven't really nailed down the cycle length yet,
but, let's say, every two weeks or so,
you'll get new bonuses, the boost will be reset,
and also the cost for mining the Power Shards will be reset,
and then you can start over again
and see which bonuses you would like to invest in.
Right, so each sector will also have a different bonus.
So you will have to make a choice
which place in the map you want to invest in and which bonus you want.
And they won't be the same in each sector every week.
It will be a 2-week cycle and it'll change.
- Most likely two weeks. - Awesome.
So, to recap, in order to get these sectors,
you have to zoom out on your map,
and explore all the way to the edge, clear the clouds,
and then you can work with the natives to get those massive bonuses.
Right, and the bonuses that we will start with
are going to be themed around the current statue bonus that we have.
But they will likely be a bit more specific.
So, instead of getting a damage buff for all troops,
you'll be able to increase the damage
in a more significant way for a single troop
during a cycle, for example.
And, what's cool about this feature is
that we can keep adding different bonuses
and make them more interesting over time.
So, giving movement speed bonuses on some weeks, or attack rate.
Or increasing prototype durations, or decreasing them,
increasing damage, changing cost, whatever.
Or making Machine Guns really strong, or Warriors movements.
All kinds of weird different cool bonuses in these sectors.
Yeah, our goal with this is to be able
to make the meta a bit more exciting for the high-level players.
It'll give the high-level players many options to play around with.
- Yeah. - Awesome. So that's Tribes.
So, there's one more thing.
Yes. In our last video, we told you that Hammerman was feeling lonely
and he is going to build his Blackguard Base Builder.
Now we can tell you that it's coming out with this update.
Stay tuned, because we'll have a whole video
explaining how you can build Blackguard bases.
See you soon!
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Greg Minnaar - This Is Home | SHIMANO - Duration: 5:32.
[Jeff Minnaar]: Winners, they have luck,
a lot of good luck,
and the more you train and practice,
the luckier you get.
[Greg Minnaar]: It's not often that any sportsperson
gets to compete at home, like, super close to home.
That week was so tough,
and I'd won the year before,
so that also added some pressure,
saying "Well, you won it last year.
Why couldn't you do it again?"
[Jeff]: He's always funny before a race, you know?
We don't know whether it's nerves
or he's just concentrating.
I was exactly the same.
I don't think people really fully grasp
the amount of pressure that these guys are under.
[announcer]: Here it is, then, everyone!
Greg Minnaar, the number one,
the reigning world champion!
Picking his way down through that top rock section.
Minnaar, probably the biggest race of his life here,
Worlds on home soil, defending that world title!
What can Greg Minnaar do here?
Won here 12 months ago!
I think it's going to be a tall order
to make up 0.8 of a second.
Never been out of the top two here on this track!
As hard as he can, Rob, it's going to be close!
Never has Greg Minnaar dug deeper!
Here he comes in, just two jumps to go!
Over this hip jump, he's safely over that,
just a step down, through...
is he going to do it? Gone his fastest!
Oh, look at the time!
Minnaar takes an epic win on home soil!
What a run from him!
Greg?
[Greg]: Growing up in a small town like this was...
was kind of good fun,
'cause you could get away with a lot.
We'd be in the streets,
and, like, jumping up the pavement,
and then carve a little rut in some guy's garden,
and it's probably where we built all the skills from, you know?
[announcer]: ...to stand alone
as the greatest World Cup racer of all time!
[Greg]: Family and friends
are a big part of why I came back home.
It's that part that helps me separate racing
and especially being back here,
it kind of puts life in perspective.
I was so proud of him, I burst into tears.
[Greg]: If you're not humble coming back,
the people definitely humble you up,
because they don't like to take to people
who outgrown the city.
It's almost a tough mentality.
I think that's probably what it was
that pushed me so hard and so far.
This is the first time I came and raced, was here.
[announcer]: That's Greg Minnaar,
and my goodness,
he is a chip off the old block, isn't he?
The only advice he ever took was "Ride with this.
You don't ride with this."
My family were into bicycles,
they bought the bike shop,
my sister was racing bikes,
maybe I just needed something new,
and it was something that I could do by myself.
He just started concentrating more on the downhill.
I've been training really hard, and see how things go.
[Announcer]: The African has won the gold medal!
What a run from him!
He just had it.
Up and over!
[cheering]
The OneLife crew have got him.
[Greg]: Home to me is paradise.
It's family that I love coming back to,
and it's that that family on the road
that I love racing around.
He said to me one day, he said,
"Dad, I never, ever want to work..."
And he's never worked.
He's played all through his career.
-Come on.
-What work have you ever done?
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Salma Hayek Pinault Is Overflowing With Mexican Pride - Duration: 10:08.
( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING?
IS THERE A PARTY I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE WHOSE NEW FILM IS "BEATRIZ AT DINNER."
>> IT'S NOT EASY TO GET YOUR SHOT, HUH?
TRY HEALING SOMETHING.
THAT IS HARD.
THAT REQUIRES PATIENCE.
IT CAN BREAK SOMETHING IN TWO SECONDS.
BUT IT CAN TAKE FOREVER TO FIX IT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME, SALMA HAYEK PINAULT!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: NICE HAVE YOU ON.
>> I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
>> Stephen: I'VE WANTED TO HAVE YOU ON ANY SHOW I'VE BEEN
DOING FOR A LONG TIME.
WE MET ONCE BACKSTAGE AT-- >> GLOBAL CITIZEN.
>> Stephen: GLOBAL CITIZEN LAST YEAR, EXACTLY
>> AND WE HAD FUN.
WE WERE ROCKING THERE.
>> Stephen: YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY FUN PERSON.
>> I AM!
>> Stephen: AND-- AND YOU'VE PROVED IT.
>> YOU SOUND SO SHOCKED.
>> Stephen: IS THIS ON THE RED CARPET AT KAHN.
IS THIS WHERE YOU HAD THE PINK HAIR?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHY NO MORE PINK HAIR?
>> I CAN TRY IT ON NEXT TIME.
I HAVE A WIG.
>> Stephen: DID IT FREAK-- YOU HAVE A DAWRKT RIGHT?
>> IT FREAKED EVERYONE OUT.
ESPECIALLY MY HUSBAND.
MY DAUGHTER WAS LIKE COOL, "CAN I WEAR IT AFTER YOU."
MY HUSBAND WAS LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
I THINK I EMBARRASSED HIM A LITTLE BIT.
BUT THEN IT WORKED OUT.
EVERYBODY WAS-- HE COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT I ACTUALLY PULLED
IT OFF.
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
I SURPRISE HIM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS YEAR THERE
WERE A LOT OF LATINO AND HISPANIC ARTISTS AT CANNES.
GUILLERMO TORTORO, GUILLERMO LUNA, AND YOU.
WAS IT NICE TO SEE PEOPLE REPRESENTING--
>> I WAS SO-- I WAS SO MOVED.
WE WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE-- THEY TOLD ME FAMILY PICTURE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME AND MY HUSBAND, AND ALL OF A
SUDDEN I SEE 100 OF THE MOST AMAZING MINDS OF CINEMA FOR SO
MANY DIFFERENT GENERATIONS AND DIFFERENT COUNTRIES THERE.
AND I REALIZED THAT OUT OF THESE 100 PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE
WORLD, AT LEAST 10% WERE LATINOS.
MOST OF THE 10% WERE MEXICANS, AND THEY WERE MY FRIENDS.
AND I FELT SUCH A SENSE OF PRIDE, AND I WAS SO MOVED THAT I
WENT CRAZY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I'M SORRY, YOU
WENT CRAZY?
>> I WENT CRAZY.
AND THIS IS AT 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
AND I SAID TO MY HUSBAND-- AGAIN, THIS IS-- THIS IS ANOTHER
ONE WHERE HE JUST GOES "DID I REALLY HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID--"
WE NEED TO A BRING A MARIACHI TONIGHT.
IT'S A BIG GALA, VERY ELEGANT.
WE CAN'T WALK IN WITH A MARIACHI.
OH, YES, WE CAN, BABY, I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
AND BRING THE TEQUILA AND MESCAL.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE IN CANNES, WHERE DO YOU FIND A
MARIACHI BAND.
>> WHERE DO YOU FIND A MARIACHI IN CANNES?
YOU DON'T.
YOU PLY THEM IN FROM PARIS.
AND HURRY UP BECAUSE THE DINNER IS VERY SOON!
>> Stephen: PAIRKS, OF COURSE.
THE HOME OF THE FINEST MARIACHI BANDS.
>> ACTUALLY, BABY, WE'RE EVERYWHERE.
( APPLAUSE ) , SOME REALLY GOOD TALENT OF
MARIACHIS IN PARIS.
>> Stephen: YOU SCARE ONE UP ON THE PHONE AND THEN YOU FLY
THEM DOWN.
>> NO PLANE IS AVAILABLE.
WE HAD TO GO TO MARSEILLES, FIND A HOTEL, LOOK IN ALL THE BARS
FOR ALL THE REMAINS OF THE TEQUILA IN EVERY SINGLE BAR OF
THE PLACE.
IT WAS A BIG PRODUCTION.
AND FINALLY, MY HUSBAND WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH.
THIS IS CRAZY!" AND FINALLY, I COME IN, I WAIT
FORWARD SOME OF THE BORING PEOPLE TO GO HOME-- THEY GO HOME
EARLIER.
>> Stephen: BORING PEOPLE GO HOME?
>> YES.
AND THEN THE MARIACHI WALKS IN, AND IT WAS AMAZING!
EVERYBODY WENT CRAZY WITH A HUGE-- EVERYBODY WAS TRYING TO
BE MEXICAN, PRETENDING TO BE MEXICAN.
THEY WERE PRETENDING TO BE SINGING IN-- KNOW THE SONGS
THEY'RE SINGING IN SPANISH.
I SAW ONE EUROPEAN, VERY FAMOUS PERSON GOING OUT
♪ AY-YI-YI TACO, LACHADA
♪ WHICH I KIKA ♪ >> Stephen: WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF
THIS MOMENT-- NOT THAT MOMENT-- GUILLERMO DE TORO.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> BEFORE THEY WERE ALL SITTING
DOWN.
VERY ELEGANTLY.
AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A CANTINA.
THE 16th ANNIVERSARY.
>> Stephen: HOW DID THE FRENCH TAKE IT?
>> THEY LOVED IT.
THEY WERE SO GREAT.
THEY WERE SINGING AND DANCING.
>> Stephen: YOUR DAUGHTER, VALENTIN AWHO IS NINE, DOES SHE
TAKE AFTER YOU OR TAKE AFTER YOUR HUSBAND?
YOUR HUSBAND IS A BUSINESSMAN, RIGHT?
>> MY HUSBAND IS A BUSINESSMAN.
SHE TAKES AFTER A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
SHE GOES TO PLACES -- RIGHT NOW SHE'S INTO MY HUSBAND'S GENES.
SHE'S QUITE AN ENTREPRENEUR.
>> Stephen: IS SHE RUNNING A BUSINESS.
>> SHE RUNNING A BUSINESS WITH HER SLIME --
>> Stephen: WITH HER WHAT?
>> SLIME.
SHE MAKES SLIME IN MY KITCHEN.
SHE'S TAKEN OVER THE KITCHEN.
>> Stephen: LIKE THE STUFF THE KIDS PLAY WITH?
>> YES, SHE MAKES THEM AND HAS ALL THESE DIFFERENT RECIPES AND
EXPERIMENTS.
I MEAN, IT'S A BIG PRODUCTION.
I HAVE, LIKE, A WHOLE CLOSET FULL OF SLIME.
I MEAN, WE ARE SWIMMING IN SLIME IN MY HOUSE!
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: AND THEN SHE SELLS IT?
IS THERE A BLACK MARKET FOR SLIME I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
>> WELL, I HOPE-- NOT BECAUSE OF YOU I'M GOING TO JAIL FOR NOT
PAYING TAXES ON THE SLIME WE'RE SELLING IN THE HOUSE.
>> Stephen: I'LL GET YOU A GOOD LAWYER.
I'LL GET YOU A GOOD LAWYER.
>> I BANNED HER FROM SELLING IT IN THE SCHOOL WHICH WAS A
TERRIBLE THING, MY HUSBAND, I TRIED TO GET HIM TO BE ON MY
SIDE AND TELL HER NOT IT, AND HE WAS LIKE, "HOW MUCH ARE YOU
SELLING IT FOR?
AND HOW MUCH IS THE MATERIAL?
YOU'RE SELLING IT FOR TOO LITTLE.
YOU HAVE TO SELL IT FOR MORE."
IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
NOW YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING?
SHE'S GETTING ANYBODY WHO COMES IN THE HOUSE IT'S DELIVERY
PERSON, THEY COME TO BRING THE GROCERY-- "DO YOU WANT SOME
SLIME?" AND SHE'S SELLING AT ANY
OPPORTUNITY.
TODAY SHE CALLED BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND IS GOING BACK,
AND SHE'S LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO TO GET ME THIS GLUE FROM THE STATES
BECAUSE IT'S BETTER AND THIS THING AND THIS THING.
CAN I PLEASE BUY THIS MATERIALS?"
AND I'M LIKE-- AND HE GOES, "AS LONG AS YOU PAY BACK WITH YOUR
REVENUES."
SO THEY CONTINUE THIS HORRIFIC CONVERSATION YOU.
>> Stephen: HAVE EXPLAINED TO HER ABOUT LEMONADE STANDS,
RIGHT?
>> YEAH, SHE DID THAT WHEN SHE WAS SIX.
SHE'S SHOOEZ GROWING IT'S BUSINESS IS GROWING.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER?
WHAT DOES DSHE GET FROM MOM?
SHE GOT THE BUSINESS ACUMEN FROM DAD.
WHAT DID YOU PASS DOWN TO YOUR CHILD?
>> SHE'S INCREDIBLY TALENTED.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
I WAS GOING TO SAY, YOU KNOW, DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE'S
INCREDIBLY TALENTED, UNFORTUNATELY, SHE INHERITED MY
STAGE FRIGHT.
>> Stephen: YOUR STAGE RIGHT?
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: HOW CAN-- I WAS >> I WAS TERRIFIED OF ALL YOU
BEFORE I CAME OUT.
>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU HAVE STAGE FRIGHT?
YOU'RE A BRILLIANT ACTRESS.
WHY DO YOU HAVE STAGE FRIGHT GIDON'T KNOW.
THAT'S LIKE A SHRINK QUESTION.
>> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, SELMA.
WE HAVE TO GO IN A MINUTE.
I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THE MOVIE, "BEATRIZ AT DINNER."
THIS WAS DONE BEFORE DONALD TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: AND ARE YOU PLAYING A MEXICAN AMERICAN SORT
OF PHYSICAL THERAPIST, LIKE MASSEUSE AND HEALER?
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: WHO COMES TO A VERY RICH PERSON'S HOME.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: AND THE GUY, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, SAY HOTEL
MAGNATE WHO HUNTS BIG GAME.
>> HE'S A GUEST OF THE HOUSE I GET STUCK IN THIS DINNER.
AND THEY GET STUCK WITH ME.
AND, YES, HE-- HE'S THAT KIND OF A GUY.
>> Stephen: IS IT BASED ON DONALD TRUMP?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> IT WAS ORIGINALLY BASED ON THE GUY-- THE DENTIST THAT
KILLED CECIL THE LION.
>> Stephen: THE DENTIST FROM MINNESOTA OR SOMETHING, SHOT
CECIL THE LION.
>> AND HE DID AN INCORPORATION OF THIS TYPE OF PERSON, MY
GENIUS WRITER.
BUT I THINK HIS SIDEKICK OR SOMETHING, AS THE TIME KEEPS
GOING BY, IT JUST KEEPS FEELING REALLY STRANGE, THIS MOVIE, HOW
MANY THINGS YOU SEE IN THE NEWS, AND IT COULD HAVE BEEN AT THAT
DINNER.
AND IT'S VERY RELEVANT TO THE TIMES.
SO IT-- IT'S A LOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP, BUT IT WAS NOT MADE FOR
HIM.
IT WAS MADE FOR ME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SELMA, THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
IT WAS LOVELY TO FINALLY TALK TO YOU.
"BEATRIZ AT DINNER" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
SELMA HAYEK, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH "THE DAILY SHOW'S" HASAN MINHAJ.
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Cartoon Donald Trump Can't Stop Tweeting - Duration: 8:00.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN RIGHT OVER THERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: HEY!
HEY!
>> Stephen: JON, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
AS ALWAYS.
I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SECOND RIGHT HERE, I JUST WANT TO TAKE
A SECOND RIGHT HERE TO RECOGNIZE-- TO RECOGNIZE,s
THIS IS THE 73rd ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY.
ON THIS DATE IN 1944, THE LARGEST AMPHIBIOUS LANDING IN
THE WORLD HAPPENED ON THE SHORES OF NORMANDY TO LIBERATE FRANCE
AND EUROPE FROM THE NAZIS.
AND THERE ARE STILL WWII VETERANS OUT THERE WHO FOUGHT ON
THAT DAY.
GO FIND ONE, GIVE HIM A KISS, ALL RIGHT.
( APPLAUSE ) INCLUDING-- AND I DON'T KNOW IF
I TOLD YOU THIS-- INCLUDING MY UNCLE EDDIE, WHO WAS IN THE
101st AIRBORNE AND WENT IN EIGHT HOURS BEFORE D-DAY TO CUT
WIRES BEHIND ENEMY LINES AND HE GOT CAUGHT IMMEDIATELY AND THEN
ESCAPED AND RAN OFF, AND JOINED UP WITH HIS UNIT.
YEAH.
THANK YOU, EDDIE.
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
NOW, FOLKS, THE PRESIDENT'S EXECUTIVE ORDER BLOCKING
IMMIGRANTS FROM SIX MUSLIM-MAJORITY COUNTRIES IS
HEADED TO THE SUPREME COURT.
IRONICALLY, IT COULD BE PEOPLE IN ROBES THAT STOP DONALD TRUMP
FROM BANNING PEOPLE IN ROBES.
BUT THE ADMINISTRATION STILL HAS A SHOT TO WIN THIS ONE IF THEY
CAN CONVINCE THE COURT THAT THE ORDER IS NOT AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL
TRAVEL BAN.
AND THEY HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY DISCIPLINED WITH THIS MESSAGE.
>> THIS IS NOT A TRAVEL BAN.
>> IT IS NOT A TRAVEL BAN.
>> IT IS NOT A TRAVEL BAN.
>> BECAUSE WHEN WE USE WORDS LIKE "TRAVEL BAN" THAT
MISREPRESENTS WHAT IT IS.
>> Stephen: AND THEN YESTERDAY ON TWITTER THE PRESIDENT BACKED
THEM UP, AND OFF A CLIFF.
"PEOPLE, THE LAWYERS AND THE COURTS CAN CALL IT WHATEVER THEY
WANT, BUT I AM CALLING IT WHAT WE NEED AND WHAT IT IS, A TRAVEL
BAN!" ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ENJOY, TRAVEL BAN!
THEN HE CONTINUED SUPPORTING THEM UNDER THE BUS.
"THAT'S RIGHT, WE NEED A TRAVEL BAN FOR CERTAIN DANGEROUS
COUNTRIES, NOT SOME POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM THAT WON'T HELP US
PROTECT OUR PEOPLE!" SIR, YOU'RE REALLY HURTING YOUR
OWN CASE.
YOU USED TO CALL IT A MUSLIM BAN.
TRAVEL BAN IS THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM, AS IN, I DON'T
LIKE THOSE "TRAVELERS" WITH THEIR "TRAVEL" BEARDS WHEN AND
THEY PRAY ON THEIR "TRAVEL" RUGS.
THESE TWEETS THREW THE WHITE HOUSE INTO COMPLETE DISARRAY,
WHICH WAS A REFRESHING BREAK FROM THE USUAL SPITEFUL CHAOS.
SO, THEY SENT OUT WHITE HOUSE ADVISOR AND RADIO SHACK MANAGER
WHO IS NOT GOING TO ACCEPT A RETURN WITHOUT A RECEIPT,
SEBASTIAN GORKA, WHO EXPLAINED THAT THE PRESIDENT'S TWEETS ARE
NOT POLICY.
>> HIS TWEETS ARE THE POLICY.
THEY ARE STATEMENTS FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
>> THEY ARE NOT POLICY.
IT'S NOT POLICY.
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
>> IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA, CHRIS.
IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA.
IT'S NOT SOCIAL MEDIA.
IT'S HIS WORDS, HIS THOUGHTS.
>> IT'S NOT POLICY.
IT'S NOT AN EXECUTIVE ORDER.
IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.
>> Stephen: OKAY, I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLICY
AND SOCIAL MEDIA.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND A
DOUCHEBAG.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.
PLEASE.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.
BUT LOUD AND CLEAR, OKAY.
I GET THE MESSAGE-- PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TWEETS ARE NOT
CONSIDERED OFFICIAL STATEMENTS, END OF-- I'M SORRY,
WHAT?
>> ARE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TWEETS CONSIDERED OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE
STATEMENTS?
>> WELL, THE PRESIDENT IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
SO THEY'RE CONSIDERED OFFICIAL STATEMENTS BY THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES.
>> Stephen: GAH!
( LAUGHTER ) OH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AAAH!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS TO
ACCOUNT FOR A 180 LIKE THAT?
"THE FAKE MAIN STREET MEDIA IS WORKING SO HARD TRYING TO GET ME
NOT TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA.
THEY HATE THAT I CAN GET THE HONEST AND UNFILTERED MESSAGE
OUT."
OH, YES.
OH, YES, THE MEDIA HATES IT.
AND LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING QUICKLY TO DONALD TRUMP.
FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR WATCHING, SIR.
SECOND, SECOND, AS AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MEDIA, PLEASE STOP
SWEETING, ESPECIALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO
WRITE ABOUT IT ALL DAY LONG.
SOME DAYS, WE COME UP WITH TOO MANY JOKES, AND WE HAVE SOME
LEFT OVER FOR THE NEXT DAY, AND I CAN START DRINKING EARLY.
SO NO TWEETING, NONE!
I DEMAND IT!
HERE'S THE THING-- EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS TWEETING IS A
DISASTER, SO WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING IT?
AND WHY SO OFTEN?
HIS FREQUENCY OF TWEETING, EVEN FOR HIM, HAS BECOME CARTOONISH.
HERE TO EXPLAIN, PLEASE WELCOME CARTOON DONALD TRUMP.
THANK YOU, SIR.
CARTOON DONALD TRUMP, EVERYBODY.
LOVELY, YOU LOOK LOVELY, SIR.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, MR. CARTOON PRESIDENT.
>> I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
>> Stephen: THIS ISN'T A TRIAL, AND I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU ANYTHING
YET.
>> JUST PRACTICING.
THAT'S WHAT WINNERS DO.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THE NEWS THAT RUSSIANS MAY
HAVE HACKED OUR ELECTION?
>> NO.
HILLARY LOST BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T CAMPAIGN IN THE SWING STATES:
MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, MOSCOW.
IT'S A RED STATE.
( LAUGHTER ) COME ON, WE KNOW IT IS.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND.
SO, YOU AREN'T NERVOUS ABOUT JAMES COMEY'S UPCOMING TESTIMONY
BEFORE CONGRESS?
THEY SAY HE TOOK NOTES OF EVERY INAPPROPRIATE THING YOU SAID TO
HIM.
>> COME ON, NO ONE HAS TIME TO WRITE DOWN EVERY INAPPROPRIATE
THING I SAY, NOT EVEN ME.
HERE COMES ONE NOW.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE.
"ROSIE O'DONNELL IS A MUSLIM AND A HOAX.
ENJOY!" ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
ALL THESE RECKLESS TWEETS ARE HURTING YOUR OWN AGENDA.
WHEN YOU WERE ABROAD A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, ON TOUR OF MIDDLE
EASTERN EUROPE, THINGS WENT REALLY WELL IN PART BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T TWEET.
>> I WANTED TO, BUT I COULDN'T CHARGE MY PHONE.
THEY HAVE WEIRD PLOIFERGZ THERE.
THAT'S WHY I DROPPED OUT OF THE STUPID PARIS THING.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T STOP TWEETING.
>> I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT, STEPHEN.
"I CAN STOP TWEET ANYTHING TIME I WANT, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL STOP, WILL POWER.
>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT THE HEALTH CARE FIGHT--
>> JUST A QUICKIE.
JUST A QUICKIE.
"FAKE NEWS.
LIES ALL ABOUT THE TRAVEL BAN.
WE MUST DOT, DOT, DOT.
" ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WE MUST WHAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MIDSENTENCE IS THE ONLY TIME I STOP TWEETING.
ENJOY!
>> Stephen: CARTOON DONALD TRUMP, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SALMA HAYEK PINAULT.
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กะหล่ำปลีลุยสวน - Duration: 1:50.
Cabbage Wrap with Pork and Vegetable
Coriander root 1 tbsp
Garlic 5
Chili 7
Fish sauce 2 tbsp
Sugar ½ tbsp
Lime 4 tbsp
Oil 2 tbsp
Garlic 2 tbsp
Ground pork 200 g
Carrot ½ cup
Shitake ½ cup
Sugar 2 tsp
Fish sauce 1 tsp
Oyster sauce 2 tbsp
Ground pepper 1 tsp
Cabbage 1
Soak in cold water
Thai basil 1 cup
1-2 serve
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>> Stephen: AND NOW, HERE PERFORMING "CENTURY" FROM HER
NEW ALBUM, "PLEASURE," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FEIST!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I FOUGHT MY FEELINGS AND GOT IN THE WAY
♪ COULD'VE BEEN EASIER LIKE A DECADE OF DAYS
♪ PROJECTION YOUNG MARRIAGE
LIGHTING THE STAGE ♪ I WANTED FEELINGS
THAT GOT IN MY OWN WAY ♪ SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE
AT THE END OF THE CENTURY ♪ THE AIR IS CLEARER
A DECADE AWAY ♪ SINGING TO A MOUNTAIN
THAT WAS EMPTY ALL ALONG ♪ ALL LONELY
♪ ALL LONELY YOUNG MARRIAGE
LIGHTING THE WAY ♪ SHE WANTED FEELINGS
THAT GOT IN HER OWN WAY ♪ OOOH, OOOH
OOOH, OOOH ♪ SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE
AT THE END OF THE CENTURY ♪ SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE
AT THE END OF THE CENTURY ♪ SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE
WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE
AT THE END OF THE CENTURY >> Stephen: A CENTURY, HOW LONG
IS THAT?
THREE BILLION, 155 MILLION, 973,600 SECONDS.
876 MILLION HOURS.
OR 36,500 DAYS.
ALMOST AS LONG AS ONE OF THOSE ENDLESS DARK NIGHTS OF THE SOUL.
THOSE NIGHTS THAT NEVER END.
WHEN YOU BELIEVE YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE SUN RISE AGAIN.
WHEN A SINGLE SECOND FEELS LIKE A CENTURY.
♪ A CENTURY A CENTURY
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ A CENTURY
A CENTURY ♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: FEIST, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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Tomato Soup - Duration: 2:33.
1 kilo domato
2 onion
Thyme Black pepper
2 glove of garlic-salt
1 dessert spoon sugar
Grill at 200 c degree for 30 minutes
Separate domatos shell and put in saucepan
5 tablespoon olive oil
Dilute 1 tablespoon gravy
4 glass hot water and 1 glass broth
After boiling blender and make puree
Boil 5 minutes more and close it
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graffiti tag names are always like, super bad ass or like weird
dr. vonn!
mysterioso.
X-X-1-1-2-WHAT?!
if i ever have a tag mine would be just super bad ass.
love comma mom.
and i'm just gonna go around LA and be spray painting things like
DRINK YOUR MILK! LOVE, MOM
WALK THE DOG! OR SHE'S GONNA MAKE A PISHY INSIDE. LOVE, MOOOOOOM
That would be my tag. so bad ass
there are drag queens but where are all the drag princesses?
drag handmaidens
what about the drag.... drag dragons? what about the drag dragons?!?!
you know what's really jacked up?
because of kermit the frog now nobody can name their kid kermit
but i guess it's not as jacked up as the name 'Adolph'?
woahhhh what are the odds that every baby i know
is in the 98th percentile of some category
2 more things! 1! the user same smalley won the giveaway
his joke was:
"today i found out i'm colorblind. the diagnosis came completely out of the purple."
right?! that's the kind of stuff that makes me laugh
2! call to action! i wanna see your version of the tag
love comma mom
but, do it on a piece of paper or illustrator or something that you own
like, please don't go around tagging random cars or like municipal buildings
please, let's not get in trouble.
so... all of you talented people, throw your artwork up on instagram
tag me, you can also use #lovecommamom
let's get it out there! let's see some cool tags, okay?!
okay i'll see you soon, i'm being weird now i love you bye
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namaste welcome to for hashtag life and in today's video I am going to share the
two few ideas on spice organization and a little information about your spices
specially the spices which we Indians use in our regular day-to-day kitchen so
this video has two parts one is spice organization and another one is
information regarding spices before starting this video I want to quickly
remind you one thing please subscribe to my channel and hit that death
notification it's very important so whenever I upload a new video you will
get notified so let's get started let's start with spice drawer this is actually
how I have organized spices in my home it is an inbuilt spice drawer which is
very useful for daily access now here is a quick look of behind the scene some
serious painting is going on okay so let's start with the organization
process on the top shelf in this red containers I keep turmeric coriander
powder and garam masala at the bottom I have spread newspaper and anti-skid mat
then in front I am keeping holes IRA or cumin mustard seeds patch foreign red
chili kara garam masala black salt hing Zira powder etc I used everything on
daily basis if you notice I have used all glass jars for spices specially for
spices to retain their aroma and benefits always use glass jar or steel
it is an old shoe box which I have repurposed from my daughter's cabinet
just because it fits with the space perfectly on the third shelf I used to
keep all extra spices to be refilled in this mug I used to store extra sauce
packets on the second shelf I used to store spices which I do not
use on regular basis but twice or thrice in a week
like as wine calozero basically the whole spices
I always keep salt and pepper on kitchen countertop as every day multiple times I
use them so this way it comes very handy now if you see this spice drawer is in a
perfect place just near the gas stove within my reach whenever I look for them
perfectly organized spice drawer according to my need rest of the Sheldon
reused spices I used to keep them in freezer to increase their shelf life
which I have mentioned in my fridge organization video if you wish to check
them then find the link in the description box or in the I button if
you do not have this type of a pullout drawer then simply use cabinet or
cupboard space the real challenge with the small space
is to keep only daily or frequently accessed items do not over clutter as
the cabinet will not be functional as you want it to maximize the space use
this type of a shelf riser to extract extra space for the functionality always
remember to keep daily or frequently used items in this cabinet use turntable
or lazy susan for better access of your spices it is so easy to just spin around
and find what you want and I have to mention about our very
famous Indian masala dhaba here you can see I keep only daily used spices and
here you can also keep bay leaf and dried whole chilli - because of the
shelf riser it is so helpful to just slide in and out the masala dhaba
overall this cabinet is very functional and neatly organized and for the extra
spices keep them in a single storage container again if you notice I chose
this cabinet because it is near the gas stove and this is very convenient for
the daily access idea number three is to use theta spice rack just place them
inside the cabinet or cupboard and organize spices according to their size
big bottles you keep back off the shelf and smaller containers should be kept in
front
if you have cupboard space then this three tower shelf is a very good
organizer for you and if you do not have cabinet space then you can place them on
kitchen counter to here you can see I have placed them just right beside the
gas stove very easily accessible and looking very clean and organized in this
way now move on to the idea number four if you do not have cabinet space you can
utilize your wall space mount any kind of a wall shelf to keep your spices
there I am just giving you some idea if possible you use the similar type of a
glass or steel container to store your spices it will look very nice on the
shelf and I completely forgot to shoot in this to blow canister I used to store
bay leaf and dried red chili there are plenty of options to help you out I will
try to put the links down below in the description box if you are interested to
purchase it online you can find the link in the description box below idea number
five counter top shelf you can use this type of a counter top shelf system too
if you are renting and you have issues with nailing the wall then definitely
you can go with this type of counter shelf in this way you can use the
vertical space to solve the small space problem you can hang it to on your wall
as this shelf has dual functionality
so I have given five organization ideas to organize your spices do let me know
in the comment section below which idea you liked the most or already you are
using now I am going to share medicinal properties of few spices specially which
we use in our daily Indian cooking recipes if you are interested then keep
watching as per your request I thought I should cover this important topic a
little disclaimer here all this information I have gathered after
reading different articles or from family members so do a little research
or consult your doctor before using anything if you have any health issues
always keep in mind that use spice in limited quantity overdose of anything is
not at all a good idea I will highlight only few medicinal goodness which can be
remembered easily let's start with most commonly and every single day used spice
turmeric it has a great anti-inflammatory property which helps
to reduce pain its curcumin substance helps to reduce swelling and turmeric
use widely to make medicines
spice number two coriander seeds or coriander powder it helps to decrease
blood sugar blood pressure improve cholesterol levels helps to prevent
urinary tract infection spice number three cumin mostly used to enhance the
taste of the recipe it helps to maintain healthy skin most immunity remove toxin
from our body spice number four red chilli in spite of its heat and flavor
it is a great source of vitamin C and carotene which helps to boost immunity
or prevent spreading prostate cancer spice number five muster seeds it is an
excellent source of vitamin b-complex rich source of minerals helps to
lowering cholesterol relieve muscle pain helps reducing constipation to spice
number six punch foreign which is a combination of Kalonji fennel seeds
fenugreek seeds coriander seeds and cumin seeds nagare seeds or Kalonji
fight with dental issues fennel also overcome in digestion and gas a
controlled stomach pain fenugreek seeds it is the most beneficial spice among
Indian spices it helps to control diabetic reduce inflammation it is said
that it helps to increase milk flow for breastfeeding mothers spice number nine
pepper another spice which has enormous health benefits it aids weight loss it
helps to get rid of gas helps to get relief from asthma and nasal congestion
spice number ten and 11 is cardamom and cloves cardamom has digestive properties
fight with gas constipation etc clove it has antioxidant properties
anti-inflammatory like clove oil used for relived dental pains
spice number 12 cinnamon it can fight against fungal and bacterial infection
and it is high source of antioxidant spice number 13 hink or asafoetida it
helps to fight stomach pain helps to relieve gas and also helpful for
menstrual problem last but not the least our very own spice number 14 garam
masala this spice is a combination of black pepper clove cinnamon cardamom
mace bay leaf cumin fennel caraway seeds dry ginger etc already I have
covered few of them in spite of those medicinal properties our indian kitchen
is incomplete without this spice so these spices are full of health benefits
and full of flavor
this ideas how you can organize your spices and you got little information
about your spices - if you liked it give it a big thumbs up and share it with
your loved ones don't forget to subscribe to my channel for more videos
and if you interested see this two videos right over here I see you on the
next one till then take care bye bye
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There's no talking so why do you have this on?
I mean, it's whatever, I guess...
This is where I messed up a little bit btw
Why are you still reading this?
Bye
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Dive Conditions Report For Caloundra 7 June 2017 Sunshine Coast Queensland Australia #ScubaDive - Duration: 3:26.
Hey people of the interwebs it is Q bringing you your dive conditions
midweek report. I know last week I said that things were starting to look good,
but this week they really are. If the Pumicestone Passage waters look this
clean, then things are definitely on the up-and-up.
The good news is, I would say there is enough visibility in the Pumicestone
Passage for a drift dive and also the tide times are in your favor for both
Saturday and Sunday morning, if you want to get a drift dive in The Passage.
Absolutely perfect winter weather here as we overlook Kings Beach and I know I
said it last week but I'll say it again, I can see structure through the water,
there are definitely variations from the sand to the rocks and the coral
structure, so that is good news. Currently experiencing a gentle
southwester and both Saturday and Sunday mornings the wind will still be
generally from the South, although it is expected to pick up as we head towards
the weekend and then ease off into Saturday and Sunday. Taking a closer look
at the water on Kings Beach boat ramp and again confirming that there's
probably around about 2 to 3 meters visibility at the moment and fingers
crossed that it's going to stay that way for the weekend. However showers are
possible on Saturday, but they're more likely to happen on Sunday, if they're
going to happen at all. Almost perfect winter dive conditions at Shelly Beach.
Lots of structure seen through the
water, so the visibility is there. Again I would estimate if you went in today
about 4 meters of vis and with the current wind direction there are of
course very small waves breaking onto the beach area. So all things being equal
so far this is my number one pick for a dive this Saturday or Sunday morning.
This bird's eye view down onto The Keyhole dive site has brought a smile to
my face. Even though we're just slightly away from low tide, it is looking great.
Lots of visibility, lots of structure to be seen and again confirms that we
should have around about 4 meters of visibility, at a minimum, if you went in
today. The perfect dave conditions continue as we take a look at Moffat
Beach. Lots of structure to be seen, nice calm
flat surface and easy entry and exit. And again confirming around about four
meters of minimum visibility if you went in today. Your tide times for this weekend,
Saturday we have a high at 8:22 am and a low at 2:16 pm. Sunday we have a high
at 8:58 am and a low at 2:49 pm. And we're expecting the swell to be around
about the 2.5 to 3 meter mark on Saturday morning, dropping down to 2
meters by Sunday morning. So in summary, I think there's a great possibility of the
shore diving sites around Calandra being wide open for scuba diving this weekend
coming and of course we are heading into winter so we're onto that beautiful
crystal-clear water that we always get at this time of the year. If you found
this dive conditions midweek report with Q helpful, don't forget to leave a
thumbs up, it really does help me out and of course subscribe to the YouTube
channel to see future videos. Thanks for watching and take it easy.
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Quiet Desperado - [Are You Sportin' Tho?] (IV. Sweatpants by Childish Gambino parody) - Duration: 3:20.
Watching Tommy wonder why old sport has got the game locked
Drownin in money, all I wanna do is buy stock Got her hair done, new bob, now she drink tap
"Gatsby so provocative", she asking, "Why you say that?!"
I'm chillin', real winner feelin Rich kid, self grown: paint me as a villain
Workin prohibition: Alphonse Capone I got a west egg big mansion, seaplane, no drone
Parties? I run those.
Why though? Cause I said so
Roll deep in the green dough, I got five thousand for closed-toes
I got big shares in Ford Co., you faker than some Sweet'N Low
Yeah, you got some polo gear, but really
are you sportin though?
Are you sportin though?
Player are you sportin though?
tennis, track and polo's for beginners, you ain't even know
Never making graces, why they faces look so p-o-o?
Watch a hater hate me, wanna play me like a piano
My Wolfshiem know back streets, yo' girl, she lost keys
No sweat like dry tees and y'all fall down with weak knees
You fakers ain't shopping these, fakers ain't looking like me
Nah, I ain't checking I.D. but I let 'em in no problem
Tell 'em, Problem (Problem!)
I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin' I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin'
I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin' Rich kid, self grown, paint me as a villain
Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you
Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you
Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you
Different color, my sailboat, telegram my stack load
STOP. that's my fair share and your girl drank my day fare.
And I've made rich, life ain't fair (silver spoon coon, gold)
Ain't nobody sicker and my spinner "vroom, vroom, " gold
Ain't nobody spinners don't make noise when they start
up, just so you know Top of the wall street elite, rich forever,
a million was not the quota My father ain't own the MoMA and failed
it with no diploma Years off, got no rules, cooling out in those
tidepools More green than your rash moods and I'm too
fly, like Babe Ruth Got a mansion in the west egg, that a-k-a
New green, new green, (okay-kay-kay) How did I get here you have no idea
Nice creamy Royce, your blue coupe urea Spending this money, tastes better than chia
Live like a dracula, me and tequila Waking up broke, man, wouldn't wanna be ya
Friends with the fix man, help a player keep up
Bring in your wife, man, trouble when I see her
"Err-err-err-err": onomatopoeia, oh, I got my sport on! (tailormade)
I'm winning so they had to dump the lemonade And I have long since lost my family name
Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you
Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you
Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you
Better than you doing you, lol, what you gon' do?
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Bratz Bootz Bootique - Open For Business - Duration: 5:06.
The Bratz Bootz Bootique is open for business!
And Emy is looking for her perfect pair of boots!
[Music: Rosie's Tea Party theme song]
BratZ BootZ Bootique Open For Business
Hello. Welcome to Bratz Bootz!
This must be the new store everyone's talking about!
How may I help you?
Wow! I've never seen so many boots!
This place is amazing!
I'm in serious need of some footwear
I'm thinking of a pair of boots
Oh yes. I see
I'm sure you'll find the perfect boots here
That's what I'm hoping
What did you have in mind?
Oh I don't know
Let's try some on and that will give you a better idea of what you want
Okay
These boots are really fun and funky!
Line green platform shoes?
Who would wear these?
Short leprechauns?
Wow! These are heavy!
I won't need to go to the gym to do leg lifts
Walk around in them
I feel like Frankenstein in these boots
Okay well they're not for you then. Let's try something else
These are probably more your style
Here. Try them on
They look so cute on you! How do they fit?
It's kind of tight
I don't think these boots are my size
Maybe the laces can be loosen or something
Get up and have a walk in them
Whoa! I feel like I'm on my tippy toes!
I can't even walk in them!
I have to shuffle!
You'd have to be crazy to wear these!
Oh my goodness. I can barely turn in them!
Like really. Who would wear these?
Someone with a death wish?
These are so scary!
I feel so unstable!
Whoa! [Thump!]
These are a definite no
Try these. They're much lighter than the green ones
And they're white so they'll go with any outfit
And they're vintage!
They don't look vintage
Since when did platform boots become vintage?
Everyone wants these boots!
They are a must have for any wardrobe!
Just try them on
Uh. No. Next
Um. No. Next
Hm. No
No
No
No
No no no!
No
No
No
Nah!
No No No
No
No
Uh. No
No
Mm. No
No
Nope
Nah!
No No No No
No
No
Ah Noooo!
No No No
No
Ack! No!
No
No
Noooo
No
No
Ah no!
Do you have any more?
I think you've tried on every pair of boots in the store
Wasn't there any pair of boots you liked?
Well, I liked them!
I just didn't love any of them
Some I liked the colour but then I didn't like the heel
And you know. Some I like the heel but I didn't like the colour
Ah! I don't know!
Did you see any that you like?
Post your answer in the comment section
Tsk... um
I think what I really need is something more dainty to go with my dress
You know, like uh shoes
You wouldn't have any shoes would you?
I take that as a no
Hey Fi!
Girlfriend!
Oh what happened here?
Oh hi Clawdia!
This is my good friend Clawdia
How's the boots BOO- tique?!
[giggling]
BOO-tique!
Oh Clawdia! You're so funny!
I don't get it
Ack! Girlfriend! I love the spider web on your face!
[Squeal]
Oh thank you!
And the little spider! Very nice! Very nice!
Anything new come in today?
Yeah! Sure!
Those 2 are really scary
These just came in today!
Oh my gosh! They're BOO-tiful!
[Laughing] I'll take them!
You want to try them on?
Nah! I know they're going to fit perfectly!
They're awesome!
Well that's a satisfied customer
I just love these boots! Aw!
Thank you Fi! Just put them on my account!
I can't wait to wear them!
I have the perfect outfit for them!
Bye!
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