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If you heard some random music notes, would you be able to figure out what they were?

Like, could you just tell that this ... is a D,

and this—absolutely an A-flat?

Maybe you're just great at guessing, or you could have a rare ability called perfect pitch,

which puts you in the same club as Mozart.

Perfect pitch, also called absolute pitch,

allows you to identify musical notes without context,

which is especially helpful if you are a musician.

Most research seems to say you have to learn it as a kid.

But with lots of practice, it might be possible to develop sort-of perfect pitch as an adult.

Many studies suggest that to have perfect pitch,

you need to start musical training around six years old, during a critical period of development.

During this time, your brain is figuring out which neural pathways will be useful,

and which ones it should just get rid of.

The key is giving sound meaning, like that this sound ... is a C.

Just like learning that the fluffy, slobbery thing that cuddles up next to you is called a dog.

Also, if you speak a tonal language where pitch affects the meaning of words, like Mandarin,

you could be more likely to develop perfect pitch,

since your brain has been associating different pitches with meaning from the start.

But if you're not actively learning musical notes,

your brain will get rid of those extra sound-identifying connections so it can become more efficient.

Most of this research is only correlational, meaning scientists didn't manipulate any variables and, like,

teach babies certain combinations of language and musical notes.

But it still makes sense with what we know about how the brain develops.

If you missed that critical period of development,

researchers aren't sure if you would ever be able to develop true perfect pitch.

But some studies have found that adults can be trained to better identify notes,

which can last for months.

In a 2015 paper from the journal Cognition,

researchers tested 17 university students with various musical backgrounds, but no perfect pitch,

and got a baseline for how well they could name different notes and recreate notes that they just heard.

Then, the participants went through training where they listened to 180 piano notes,

were asked to name them, and got corrected when they were wrong.

After all that, the participants did the baseline tests again and scored at least 8% better,

and their scores were still higher for 6 of them when they were retested around half a year later.

This study and others like it are pretty small,

and the participants aren't all that close to the accurate, lifelong perfect pitch you

might develop as a kid.

But as long as you're willing to put in the work to learn, it's at least a half-step

in the right direction!

Thanks for asking, and thanks to our patrons on Patreon for making this episode possible!

If you would like to support SciShow, head on over to patreon.com/scishow—

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For more infomation >> Can You Learn Perfect Pitch? - Duration: 2:56.

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How Gal Gadot Got Ripped To Play Wonder Woman - Duration: 3:43.

A former model and Miss Israel winner, actress Gal Gadot has always been lean and mean.

In order to play the title character in Warner Bros.'s Wonder Woman, Gadot had to make her

body a little less lean, and a whole lot meaner.

Making the leap from model to superhero is no easy feat, but here's how Gal Gadot got

in shape to play Wonder Woman.

Real life warrior

It's well known that Gadot represented her home country of Israel in the 2004 Miss Universe

pageant.

Less well known, however, is the fact that as an Israeli citizen, Gadot also served a

compulsory two-year term of service in the nation's military.

But she didn't merely scrape through and serve her time — Gadot dominated the intensive

three-month military boot camp and earned herself a spot as a combat trainer.

Even still, Gadot said that her training for Wonder Woman was actually even more difficult

than training for the army.

"Do you think being in the Israeli army helped you with your training?"

"Um, it was a lot more intensive."

She loves sports

Physical fitness is a lifelong passion for Gadot, who learned to swim when she was four.

Growing up, she spent 12 years training as a dancer, while also playing tennis, basketball,

and volleyball.

She told ESPNW that she's highly competitive and that she always plays to win — "otherwise,

why bother, right?"

In her spare time, she also indulges in rock climbing, all while taking care of her two

young daughters.

Now there's a real Wonder Woman.

Diet of the gods

It may be hard to believe, but Gadot actually didn't go on an insane diet to achieve her

superhuman fitness level.

Instead, she simply practiced moderation and common sense, using the tried and true method

of mixing greens with lean proteins to get the most out of her workouts.

She also kept hydrating, drinking a gallon of water each day.

But she told Harper's Bazaar that she more or less ate what she wanted, when she wanted,

and was able to get away with it because she respected her body's needs.

"I look at food as fuel and I want to give the best to my body.

It's all a matter of measurements and quantity of the food; just enjoy your food and don't

eat while you drive and don't eat when you talk on the phone.

Just give the food the respect and give yourself the respect to enjoy it."

A beast in the gym

In order to prepare for the role of Wonder Woman, Gadot spent months working with professional

trainers.

When she started, she couldn't execute a single pull-up.

But by the end she was ripping through a daily routine that included rowing machines, stationary

bikes, broad jumps, crab walks, pull-ups, push-ups, squats, ball exercises, and weightlifting.

She may use a sword and a lasso in the film, but there's no question that she can bust

out the gun show whenever she wants.

No cheat days

When you're a superhero, you don't get any days off.

After all, the world isn't going to save itself.

That's why Gadot trained "six or seven hours a day" every single day for half a year.

And that training wasn't confined to the gym alone.

She also had to undergo ultra-intense weapons training to learn how to properly use a sword

and shield.

But the most difficult part of her training?

Surprisingly, it was horseback riding.

She explained it all in an Australian news interview, "I also thought I was going to

love horse riding because it always looked as if it'd be so easy.

It's not.

It was super painful and I had tons of bruises."

She defeated Conan

Ever wonder what might happen if Wonder Woman battled Conan?

Well, we learned the answer during Gadot's promotional tour for Wonder Woman.

Except it wasn't Conan the Barbarian she faced off against — it was Conan O'Brien.

Claiming he would accomplish in 35 minutes what took Gadot months and months of everyday

training, Conan O'Brien bragged about his three months of Girl Scouts service before

Gadot and her trainer critiqued his less than heroic physique.

Afterwards, Gadot showed off her powerful high kicks before battling the comedian in

a swordfight.

*grunting*

If there's one thing to take away from this segment, it's that Gal Gadot can not only

dominate with her high kicks and physical prowess, but also slay with her stunning good

looks, personality and charm.

She's a wonder, that Wonder Woman.

Thanks for watching!

Click the Looper icon to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

Plus check out all this cool stuff we know you'll love, too!

For more infomation >> How Gal Gadot Got Ripped To Play Wonder Woman - Duration: 3:43.

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Rock am Ring Music Festival in Germany Evacuated After Terrorist Threat - Duration: 1:10.

For Complex News, I'm Hanuman Welch.

The Rock am Ring festival, a rock festival in Germany, was evacuated and suspended Friday

over a terrorist threat.

Koblenz police reportedly received a "concrete threat," which led to the temporary suspension

of the three-day event outside Nürburg.

The festival was closed down for the day after police received information that pertained

to a suspected terror threat.

Thousands were evacuated from the facilities; 90,000 are expected to attend the annual festival

at some point.

Police responded to the threat saying,

"As safety is paramount, and it is necessary to exclude a threat to festival visitors in

any case as far as possible, it was decided to suspend the festival for this day.

After a threat could not be ruled out, all necessary measures were taken immediately.This

led to the event being interrupted today for security reasons."

The terrorist attack in Manchester last week which left 22 dead and dozens more injured

is still very fresh in the minds of law enforcement and music fans across Europe and around the

globe.

That's all for now, we'll have more on this story as it develops, for everything else

subscribe to Complex on YouTube for Complex News, I'm Hanuman Welch.

For more infomation >> Rock am Ring Music Festival in Germany Evacuated After Terrorist Threat - Duration: 1:10.

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Movie Clip | 'Heinz Kruger Kills Dr. Erskine' Scene | HD - Duration: 4:13.

How do you like Brooklyn now, Senator?

I can think of some folks in Berlin who are about to get very nervous.

Congratulations, Doctor.

Thank you, sir.

Stop him!

What are you doing? Buddy, are you all right?

Hey, this guy's been shot!

I had him!

Sorry!

I'm sorry!

No! No! Not my son!

- Stop it! - Don't hurt him!

Get back!

Let me go!

Let go of my son!

Don't hurt him!

Wait, don't! Don't!

No! Don't!

Go get him! I can swim!.(CoolestClips4K)

For more infomation >> Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Movie Clip | 'Heinz Kruger Kills Dr. Erskine' Scene | HD - Duration: 4:13.

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| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...Sans, Toriel'in sütünü içti...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | Türkçe altyazılı - Duration: 0:29.

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10 Weird Things You Didn't Know About Your Own Body - Duration: 5:26.

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"BANDS" Lit Trap Beat Instrumental 2017 | Dope Melodic Rap Hiphop Freestyle Trap Type Beat | Free DL - Duration: 4:02.

"BANDS" Lit Trap Beat Instrumental 2017 | Dope Melodic Rap Hiphop Freestyle Trap Type Beat | Free DL | The Beat Channel

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Thieves caught on camera stealing from Yukon storage facility - Duration: 1:19.

KOCO'S JONATHAN COOPER WITH HOW

THE THIEVES GOT INSIDE.

JONATHAN: MECCA, POLICE SAY

THOSE THIEVES GAINED ACCESS TO

THIS LOT BY CUTTING OPEN THIS

FENCE AND THEN CRAWLING THROUGH

IT.

INVESTIGATORS ARE NOW TRYING TO

FIND OUT JUST HOW MUCH WAS

STOLEN.

THESE THREE THIEVES IN NO RUSH

DURING A BURGLARY IN YUKON

THIS SURVEILLANCE VIDEO FROM A

STORAGE BUSINESS IN TOWN SHOWS

THE MEN SLOWLY GOING THROUGH

PERSONAL UNITS AND STEALING A

VARIETY OF ITEMS.

>> STORAGE UNITS ARE PRETTY

VULNERABLE.

JONATHAN: YUKON POLICE SAY IT

HAPPENED EARLY THURSDAY MORNING.

THE 3 THIEVES BACKED A TRUCK UP

TO A FENCE SURROUNDING THE

BUSINESS AND USED BOLT CUTTERS

TO CUT IT OPEN.

ONCE INSIDE THEY USED THOSE SAME

BOLT CUTTERS TO OPEN AT LEAST

EIGHT GARAGE DOORS.

YOU CAN SEE ONE OF THE THIEVES

CARRIES OUT STOLEN GOODS OFF

CAMERA AND PUTS THEM INTO THE

TRUCK.

AND FOR MORE THAN THIRTY MINUTES

POLICE SAY THEY KEEP COMING BACK

STEALING MORE AND MORE.

THE VICTIMS WHO RENT THE UNITS

ARE STILL DETERMINING WHAT WAS

TAKEN BUT POLICE HOPE SOMEONE

WILL RECOGNIZE THESE THREE.

>> WE'RE FORTUNATE THAT THIS

PARTICULAR ONE HAS PRETTY GOOD

CAMERAS.

JONATHAN: POLICE SAY THIS

STORAGE FACILITY HAS BEEN BROKEN

INTO BEFORE.

BUT THEY DO NOT BELIEVE THIS

CASE IS CONNECTED TO THAT ONE.

REPORTING IN YUKON JONATHAN

For more infomation >> Thieves caught on camera stealing from Yukon storage facility - Duration: 1:19.

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Real Madrid vs Juventus 4 1 All Goals & Highlights 2017 - Duration: 8:00.

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How to make doilies/lace/cute decorations - Duration: 7:58.

Hi everyone! How are you guys?

Rina's back with a new tutorial!

Today's going to be very short.

Some of you may have already watched a tutorial where I show you how to make simple backgrounds with some decorative elements and textures

Today I'm going to show you how to make one of those decorative elements which are called Doilies

Keep watching the video if you want to discover a very easy and funny method to make your own ones.

But first of all let's get some info. What are doilies? ~

Doilies are basically this kind of circular patterns

with many lace around them

or little inner decorations like hearts, stars, moons...

You know those tabletcloth many grandmas like to put on the table? Well that's it.

You can find many of them if you browse around the internet

but as usual, sometimes it will be...

hard to find them, or you don't like the ones you find, or they won't fit into your picture or whatever other obstacle.

So why don't we get rid of all these problems and just make or own ones?

I can already hear people saying

"But Rina... this look so complicated and hard to draw... I bet it takes a long time..."

Fear not, my dears. It will only take you 30 seconds. I promise!

You'll see, let's open our drawing program. It can be SAI, Clip Studio, Photoshop...

Whatever it's best for you. This should work in most of the programs we can find nowadays.

Let's open a new canvas. If possible make it as big as you can so we avoid lines getting pixelated along the process.

New canvas...

3000 x 3000 pixels for example...

Now that we have our new canvas let's just write a random word

I'm gonna try with my name ~

You guys can try with yours and see the result later ~

Pick whatever tool that you most like.

And let's write it in very big letters.

Ri---

--na.

//Sorry, my handwritting is awful :'D

What are we going to do now?

We'll just duplicate the layer

Press Ctrl+T on your keyboard to transform it

(to transform the new layer I mean!)

And now on your drawing program pick the option that allows you to flip the layer to one of the sides

it should say something like "Flip horinzontally" or something like that.

After that it will look like this.

Press Enter to accept the transformation

and now merge both layers into one.

Now let's duplicate this layer again

Ctrl+T to transform it again

But this time instead of horizontally we will flip it vertically

And it will look like this ~~

And merge them together again.

I know it doesn't like a doilie right now (more like a centipede got hit by a car xD)

but shhh be patient, dears! xD

We're going to duplicate the layer again

but instead of flipping it with the options we used before

we'll press SHIFT on our keyboards

the one that's above CONTROL, at the bottom left of your keyboard.

hold that key and rotate the layer

like this.

You have to do it holding the SHIFT key so that way you'll exactly rotate it 45º everytime.

it's important to do it that way otherwise the trick won't work.

And now merge the layers again.

(I'll move this to the center...)

What's next? Duplicate the layer once again

Ctrl+T again to rotate it

Ta-da ~~

Our own doily ♥

Easy-peasy.

Now you can decide to either leave it like this (remember to merge the layers once again).

Or if you want you can duplicate it one more time

but this time rotate it manually as you prefer (don't press Shift).

So it will look as you want.

Like here in this sample, we can have 2 different kind of shapes.

This one is more roundy ~

Doilies can be used in many ways. You can use them to be the background behind a character.

It works very well with chibis, let me show you.

(first I gotta merge everything)

And we'll be using this chibi for a test.

Let's pretend that you think the actual white background is very boring

Then let's pick our doily, ctrl+C, Ctrl+V to copy-paste it

And now resize it to your preference.

That's why you need the doily to be big enough to fit your picture

If it's too small it will get pixelated and ugly when you resize it

We now move it to the back, and let's change its color

See?

The chibi now looks more funny and more alive than before

You can also use doilies to make some kind of small patterns

like this

and then repeat the shape

until the patterns fills the background.

Just like this ~~

See? There's a lot of ways to use them ^w^

Why don't we try making more to see how different can they get?

As you see they're super easy to make!

If you don't have doilies now it's because you don't want them xD

I hope you've enjoyed this tutorial

Don't forget to give it a Like and subscribe so you don't miss any new videos.

You can also support me on PATREON and get access to my art, sketches

projects and tutorials before anyone else ~

That's it for today.

See you on the next one guys, bye bye ♥

For more infomation >> How to make doilies/lace/cute decorations - Duration: 7:58.

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Darren Criss Posts Nude Selfie | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:13.

DARREN CRISS, YOU KNOW HE'S

ON THE NEW "VERSACE: AMERICAN

CRIME," HE'S ALSO REINVENTING

HIMSELF, I THINK.

HE'S DOING THE JONAS BROTHER

THING.

HE JUST POSTED THE TOP PHOTO ON

HIS INSTAGRAM WITH HIS BODY

LOOKING INSANE.

IT LOOKS LIKE PLASTIC.

IS HE SUNBURNED?

IT LOOKS LIKE A FIGURINE.

YOU GUYS ARE HATERS.

HE LOOKS AMAZING!

JUST TO BE CLEAR THE BANANAS

IN THE BUILDING NOW ARE OBSCENE!

LOOK AT THIS!

[LAUGHTER]

EVERY LIKE, COME ON, MAN!

I ATE ONE THIS MORNING,

HARVEY, AND I LITERALLY HAD TO

GO BACK INTO MY BABY BECAUSE I

THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD THINK IT'S

ME!

I ALMOST GAGGED ON THAT THING

THIS MORNING!

BY THE WAY, ALMOST!

[LAUGHTER]

For more infomation >> Darren Criss Posts Nude Selfie | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:13.

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BOOM: Reporter EXPOSES Massive NSA Scandal, Loretta Lynch Implicated - Duration: 2:29.

The meeting between Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton has been stirring up controversy for

a while now.

The two met in what was supposed to be a "social" meeting on the tarmac in Arizona.

In a shocking discovery, The Gateway Pundit reports that an orthodontist in Florida named

Larry Kawa requested to have the recording of Clinton and Lynch released to the public.

The National Security Agency is refusing to release a copy of the tape.

The NSA is claiming that the tape is critical to "national security."

What happened to their fun social event?

(via Facebook).

It is evident that something is being hidden here.

What could be SO damning about a tape between two friends that our national security is

put at risk?

Hillary Clinton stated on "Meet the Press" that they were talking about their grandkids

and golf during the meeting.

Are Bill's golf tips so valuable that they present a national threat?

We doubt it.

Larry Kawa is no stranger to getting information requests denied from our government.

Judicial Watch recently had to file on their behalf because he could not get a copy of

Clinton's emails concerning Benghazi.

The NSA knows that Kawa is what they would call a "snooper," so they are going to

deny him information at every cost.

We just cannot figure out what kind of excuse they are going to use to justify this behavior.

Liberals have been working together for a while to take down President Trump.

They do not like him, and are willing to do whatever it takes to get people to stop listening

to him and respecting him.

We are confident that Clinton and Lynch were meeting so that plans could be developed to

further turn the media and people against our president.

Luckily, people are starting to wake up and see the hypocrisy.

President Trump knows that there are people out to get him in our government.

He knows that he needs to pay attention to who is talking.

There is a hidden scandal surfacing from all of this, and we want answers.

The future is going to be interesting for liberals like Lynch, and the Clintons.

Life is going to come to a screeching halt when they realize that their master plan to

sabotage Trump failed miserably.

The look on their faces when they see our country at the end of Trump's presidency

is going to be priceless.

Hopefully Lynch ends up watching his farewell speech behind bars.

Do YOU think that there is a massive NSA scandal?

Please share this news and tell us what you think!

For more infomation >> BOOM: Reporter EXPOSES Massive NSA Scandal, Loretta Lynch Implicated - Duration: 2:29.

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দেখুন জঙ্গিরা কাদের টার্গেট করে তাদের দলে ভেরাচ্ছে - কিভাবে একজন ভাল মানুশ জঙ্গি হয় - insan khan - Duration: 5:23.

See who the militants are targeting by their target - how a good man is militant

For more infomation >> দেখুন জঙ্গিরা কাদের টার্গেট করে তাদের দলে ভেরাচ্ছে - কিভাবে একজন ভাল মানুশ জঙ্গি হয় - insan khan - Duration: 5:23.

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Lose 5 lbs at Breakfast with Apple Cider Vinegar - Duration: 5:08.

The mother takes care of her vinegar children.

Hey guys you can only welcome to another Saturday Strategy, I am so excited you're here.

I have one of my favorite juice recipes right here, okay?

This is absolutely incredible so let's check out the ingredients in this.

At the end of this video, I'll be giving away a juicer

to one lucky winner who has taken massive action in her life,

to go after the life that she's dreamed of, the vision that she has, and that's inspiring to me.

So today, I'm gonna make a juice not only in her name but in the 4 million people

that are following us on Facebook, YouTube and across all the platforms

that want to change their lives completely and are doing it day in and day out, here we go!

The juice recipe calls for 4 stalks of celery.

I don't really like to measure, so I'm just gonna grab half of this celery thing, right here we're going to throw it in.

Ooops! We got two cucumbers just like so. 5-second rule on the celery!

The 5-second rule does not apply to babies by the way.

We got 2 cucumbers, we got the celery. I'm going to put in a whole apple.

Now the thing about apples you don't want to do is you don't want to juice the middle

because these seeds have what's called cyanide in them.

And you don't want to be juicing that. Okay!

So we have a whole apple green apple by the way, it's a little more fiber.

And we want to heat it up a little bit so we're going to go like this, just this little.

A sliver of ginger is good enough to make all those digestion and woes go away.

Alright, so cinnamon, just a pinch we're going to use and the star of the show.

Last but not least, one of my favorite things on the planet - apple cider vinegar.

Now who knows the benefits of apple cider vinegar?

If you're watching this right now, leave a comment below and tell me the benefits of apple cider vinegar.

This is going in our juicy juice, there it is.

We're getting ready to make it in a second.

One of them is and this is a study by the American Journal Health 2004 said that

when you have apple cider vinegar with a high carb meal, you're less likely to eat more calories throughout the day.

Come follow me over here.

I drink at least one juice a day we got one cucumber.

This is the Kuving Slow Juicer, so we got a little celery! Oh, oh!

You have to see this! Are you watching this? Oh my goodness, the green juice has arrived.

Now I already put 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar in here.

Just because I feel like I need more energy today, I'm gonna add a little bit more.

We got a big rusty spoon here. Here we go, Mother Nature's Kool-aid!

Cinnamon is the dash - my weight loss breakfast - great at regulating blood sugar.

Even the smell of it increases cognitive function, increases circulation, helps stimulate mitochondria

which is the individual cells, the ATPs, energy powerplants of our bodies.

Crazy stuff! Mother Nature is so good. And so is this juice, oh my God!

Oh! Oh my God. One green apple.

I hardly drink juice of fruit in it but when I do, it's with the green apple.

Green apples have a little bit less sugar than red apple in there.

They have more fiber, they have more psyllium, which is not psyllium. What am I thinking? Pectin?

They have more pectin for fiber.

And the winner of the juicer this week is Carolyn Beir Weldner.

Carolyn Beir Weldner, congratulations. You are winning the juicer this week.

You are absolutely incredible.

And the reason you won the juicer is because you invested in yourself.

You've been watching our videos for the past three years on YouTube, and Fitlife, on Facebook and Fitlife TV.

You've invested in Organifi, rumor has it you've been taking it for three months.

You've taken turmeric, you read our books you've invested in yourself.

And that is an admirable quality of somebody who takes action with rigor and goes after what they want in life.

And I see that in you, Carolyn.

So I don't know what your situation is right now, but how you do one thing is how you do everything.

And I know you're successful so I want to award you with the juicer this week.

Get up for that make, some noise for Carolyn! Yeah, juicer's coming out to you.

Anyway, here's the recipe, get yourself some apple cider vinegar.

I'm Drew Canole, as always remember, we're in this together.

Subscribe to our YouTube, check us out on Facebook.

And remember, we're in this together, I'll see you next week.

If I had imagine apple cider vinegar had a voice, it would probably be like,

"Hey, I'm here, I'm going to heal your body."

For more infomation >> Lose 5 lbs at Breakfast with Apple Cider Vinegar - Duration: 5:08.

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CHICKEN ZINGER PARATHA ROLL// Ramadan special recipe//paratha roll with zinger sticks - Duration: 9:34.

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YTP - history of the lame sad world, i guess - Duration: 10:25.

hi, you're pretty cool, huh?

Some of it's sad...fuck it, actually most of it's sad.

I can't even get from here to there without buying shit.

It's sad.

I'm sad.

fuck you

♫ HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? ♫

a long time ago, actually now, and also now

nothing is nothing.

when? now.

Makes sense right?

That's why it's been everywhere.

(silence)

fuck this.

i wanna be sad.

go somewhere.

fuck something.

i want money

i just don't know when to start.

And that's exactly where it started.

[extreme fast forward noise]

[ding!] Woah! I paused it.

I think there's a universe now.

what's it made of? Time.

Ah, that's a place, in a thing.

don't like it?

Try a new time, at a different place.

great news! The protons and protons are now happily married to each other.

great news! The protons have joined in.

Congratulations! The world is now-

[hot boiling noise]

♫ It's a star! ♫

shit.

Some stars bang rocks together.

Bigger stars use an egg with passion, and make some brand new shit-

which allows newer, more interesting stars to be made and then die and explode into tin.

So now stars have cool stuff around them, like this ball of flaming rocks for example.

[explosion] Holy shit we just got hit with ♫ a samurai ♫

And it kind of made a ♫ moon ♫.

weather update: It's raining.

weather update: It's raining [again].

weather update: Cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.

weather update: It's raining.

SEVERE FLOODING ALERT: The entire ocean is ♫ full of plastic ♫

volcano alert: that's ocean!

[deep soft voice] there's life in the ocean

what?

communism's alive in the ocean

oh cool. like a plant or an animal?

no, a plant or an animal at the bottom of the ocean and eats grass.

[reversed duplication noises] oh yeah and it can do that

[more reversed duplication noises]

It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build secret instructions.

Tired of ♫ communism ♫?

now you can eat sunlight!

♫♫♫

[music in background] Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into electricity.

♫ taste the SUN ♫

Side effect: Now there's money everywhere.

Then the Earth might have been a ball for a while, maybe even a couple of times.

But we're still in the ocean. Hey, can we go on land?

♫ NO ♫

why?

♫ the sun ♫ died in a tornado.

oh okay.

♫ not anymore, there's a ♫ fire

Now the animals can go on land.

come on, animals, let's go on land!

Fish: gneurshk

Okay, will you learn to walk if there's the jews up here?

"Maybe", says Hitler.

Hitler: NEIN

Hitler: NEIN!

Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to have sex.

[click]

Learn to use spices.

Animal thing: fuck that.

Use stronger spices.

Put a tree in it.

Have a baby, on land, in ♫ plastic ♫.

Water is in the water. Water in the water, in the water, in the water.

[crack] Works for me.

♫ bye bye communism ♫

Aaaaand, now everything's sad, including a rich hipster named kukai.

Wanna see a map of the land? It's sad.

[explosion] Aw, fuck, now everything's died in a tornado.

Just kidding, here are the survivors.

Keep your eye on this one because it's about to become [hot] [boiling noises]

Here's another map of the land. Yeah, it broke apart, don't worry about it, it does that all the time.

Here comes a meatball. [explosion]

♫ and the dinosaurs ♫ died in a tornado.

it's mammal time. Here come the mammals

Look at those breasts.

Filthy Frank: Disgusting, *spits out in front of himself*

Now they're gonna dominate the ocean.

And some of them learned how to grab pussy

And whisper, no, like, whisper like that.

And grab pussy at the same time.

And bang rocks together, to make a thing inventor. [Ouch!]

And set water on fire [Yeouch!]

And make crazy sounds with their voice [gneurshk] which can mean different things

♫ that's a ♫ plant or an animal

and now they're everywhere.

Let's review. there's planet on the people.

And they're chasing their dreams.

fuck it. time to plant some tin.

Look at this! I control the food now. I have no friends.

Let's all build houses except mine is bigger because ♫ communism ♫

This is great.

Tired of using the latest technology like stones, and bowls?

Use rice. It's sad.

Better shit was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in Tinland.

And the ♫ machines ♫ are helping.

guess what happens next?

[intermission melody] vote now on your phones

flying robots, with bombs.

why is all my houses so lame and lumpy?

Tired of using lame, sad horses?

Introducing tin, from the far lands of Tinland.

Meanwhile in the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put a horse on wheels.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Also ♫ aaaaniach ♫.

And did I mention ♫ beautiful ♫.

[selection noise] [ding x4] [pause] [ding]

♫ CHICO! ♫

The middle east is in the middle of the east.

Knock knock, err, clop clop, it's the people.

And they made an empire.

And then everyone else copied their wheels.

There's the bronze age collapse.

♫ Now the phoenicians can get down to business ♫

Also can we switch to rocks, thanks.

Look who came back to Israel. ♫ God! ♫

Just one billion. Like a ten step program.

Here's some huge heads. Must be the heads.

Here comes the assyrian empire. Nevermind it's the babyloni- media-

erripmeh naissip

wow, that's..ohio

Ah, the buddha was just enlightened.

who's the buddha?

"me", said Napoleon.

[really fast] You can make a religion out of this.

[crash sound] oops

Ah, the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff.

idubbz: [echoed] I want to die.

And right over here, hitler just had the idea of conquering Tinland.

It's a great idea. He was....dead.

Knock knock, it's chandragupta, he says thanks.

♫ TIME TO CONQUER ♫ the tamil kings

who are the tamil kings?

♫ merchants, probably. ♫

♫ And they've got ♫ nothing

who would like to buy nothing?

"me!" said the Arabians.

Hey, China put itself back together again, with good morals as its main philosophy.

Actually they have three main philosophies.

[tick]....[tick]

[they're giving china money for some reason]

Greekification overload.

"Bye", said ohio.

"Bye", said the pope.

"Hi", said Japan.

"heyyyyyyy", said the Romans, eating grass.

"thanks for invading our homeland"

"Hi, everything's great", said ♫ jesus ♫

Want shit?

Now you can buy it from the samurai. They just made a-

♫ brand new road ♫, or you can get there on lava.

sick! new trade routes!

Remember the Persian Empire? Yup, said the United States.

The Shogan's kid is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick.

♫ China broke again ♫

"Hi I live in the Roman Empire and I was wondering"

♫is loving♫ the dutch ♫legal yet?♫

guess who's in rome? Romans.

RIP Roman Empire

♫the♫ United States ♫have figured out the stars♫

Oh and here's a city. Population: everyone.

The göktürks have taken over the göktürks. Great job göktürks.

how's india? broken.

how's china? broken.

how's those trading kingdoms? broken.

Korea? broken.

Japan? broken.

♫♫♫

Deep in africa, on the top of a mountain, the fake god whispered in muhammad's ear.

The Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the pope is a ♫ deadly lazer ♫.

Plus there's erryawowo ihwuu

here's a house

Then the franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france.

But the northerners, or norse if you don't have much time, are exploring.

They go north, from the north, to the northern north.

And they find some land, two types of land, and they named them accordingly

[filthy frank] PRANKED

ok, fair enough

The holy roman empire! It's actually germany but don't worry about it.

New kingdoms-CHRISTIANIZE ALL THE KINGDOMS!!

"time to conquer england" said william.

It's a bird it's a plane, ♫ it's ♫ a rich hipster named Kukai

"Aah!" said the pope. "we need help!". They need help, so they call the pope.

Hey pope, can you help us get rid of the rich hipster named Kukai?

"yes i do actually want to do that"

But at least the Italians got some sweet stones, and bowls.

goodbye, rich hipster.

hello mounds

China just invented bombs, typing, and jesus.

And the Mongols have invaded China, and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado.

nice going, Genghis!

The Christians are doing a great job kicking out the Mexicans.

Whoops, half of Europe just died.

Oh, look who controls all the islands. It's the mahajapit [ERRN]

majahapit [ERRN]

mapajahit [ERRN]

mahapajit [ERRN]

mapajahit [ERRN]

ma-, ja-, pa-, hit?

[ERRN]

Oh, Italy's really rich, time for them to care a lot about nothing.

Here's a printer, let's make shit.

so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire?

no, if you're in the league of nations you're not supposed to take over the world!

Don't forget to ban Europe from the rich hipster trade.

"What? That's bullshit." said Portugal, richhipster-less.

♫ well i guess we'll have to find another way to ♫ a rich hipster named Kukai.

"Wait!", said christopher columbus, smoking grass.

If the world is a rock, floating in space, let's go this way to japan.

So Chris goes to Spain.

"Hey Spain, wanna hire me to find japan?"

So he sails into the ocean, and discovers more ocean, and then discovers japan, and japan.

And had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado.

Persia just made Persia Persian again.

Let's make up the other kind of Islam, the one where we thought the first guy died in a tornado.

hey christians! do you sin?

Jontron: YES!

What if russia was terrible?

Spain realised that this is not japan, but they pillaged it anyway.

"damn", said England and France. We gotta start pillaging some stuff.

Then the dutch revolt and all the rich hipsters move to Amsterdam.

"damn", said Amsterdam.

we gotta start pillaging some stuff

question 1: can you get to japan through North America?

no, but at least there's pussy

question 2: fuck you

that's not a question, but the Dutch did it anyway.

The next thing on Russia's to-do list is to get bigger.

britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control france

Did they figure out who's boss? Yes they did, it's Britain.

[click] Guess who's broke? Also britain.

So they start taxing the hell out of the Dutch.

"Fuck you", says the Dutch, declaring their independence and fighting for it.

And Japan helps them win, now Japan is broke.

Wait, if Japan is broke, why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses?

There goes latin america, becoming such a dream world of art.

britain just figured out how to turn steam into rice.

And now they can make ♫ many different types of machines. ♫

Then they invent some trains, and conquer india and maybe put some trains there.

"hey, china!", said britain, "buy some from us!"

"nah dude we already got everything"

so britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up 5 cities and give them an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's beautiful

britain and russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering Korea.

Also, ♫ the sultan of Omar lives in mississippi. ♫

India just had a revolution, and they would like to govern themselves now.

"nope"

The United States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad. It's good, they decided.

And then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kick out the mexicans.

"I know! let's rape africa." said Europe, scrambling to see who can rape it the fastest.

[whispers] They never got ethiopia.

The United States ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more.

♫ Hawaii, Cuba! ♫

Wait, spain controls Cuba. Well blame something on them and go to war!

What should we blame on Spain?

Let's blame spain on spain. So they blame spain on spain. [whoosh]

Britain just found people in the middle east

China is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their government.

They blame germany.

♫ The Soviet Union ♫

[ringring] Hello?

yes, it's the 1920's calling.

Let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to Jazz on the radio and go to the movies.

The economy's great and it'll probably be great forever.

Germany's back, featuring hitler, the angry mustache model, and he's mad at the jews for existing.

Hitler's out of control, so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the jews is good.

But he kills himself before they could explain it to him.

♫ that's world war 2 ♫

[pokemon enter battle noise]

BONUS ROUND!

♫pokemon battle music♫

♫♫♫ [selection noise] [ding ding] [selection noise]

♫♫♫ [bounce noise]

♫♫♫ [explosion]

♫ world peace ♫

seems legit.

Hi I'm gandhi and if Britain doesn't get the hell out of india,

I'm going to use a large very huge bomb, bigger than any other bomb, ever™

wow, that worked?

Bonus: Now there's ohio.

The Jews and the Arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in china.

There's the korean war, korea versus ohio.

Europe is tired of Europe.

United States finally decided whether racism is good or bad.

They decided it's good, and the world agrees.

Let's check the world population.

The Soviet Union decides to die in a tornado.

Europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money.

wanna learn everything? Surprise, it's on the computer.

Phone call, now your phone's a computer, which is in your pocket.

wanna print a brain?

Some people have no money.

Some people have no plastic.

The globe is warming,

♫ and the ocean is the ocean. ♫

Let's invent a thing.

By the way, where the hell are we?

♫♫♫

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Clinton in Wisconsin - Duration: 1:57.

MIKE: SO HERE WE ARE SEVEN

MONTHS AFTER THE ELECTION, AND

WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT WHY

HILLARY CLINTON DIDN'T VISIT

WISCONSIN.

TO BE CLEAR, SHE WAS HERE DURING

THE PRIMARY CAMPAIGN, BUT THAT

WAS IT.

NO VISITS BETWEEN LAST SUMMER'S

NATIONAL CONVENTION AND THE

NOVEMBER ELECTION.

IN CONTRAST, DONALD TRUMP

VISITED WISCONSIN SIX TIMES

DURING THE FINAL 100 DAYS OF THE

CAMPAIGN.

AT AN APPEARANCE WEDNESDAY,

CLINTON SAID THE REASON SHE

DIDN'T RETURN TO WISCONSIN WAS

THAT HER CAMPAIGN THOUGHT IT WAS

IT TURNED OUT, SHE SAID, THEIR

INFORMATION WASN'T AS RELIABLE

AS THEY HAD WISHED.

CLINTON ALSO BLAMED HER LOSS ON

GOVERNOR WALKER AND HIS SUPPORT

FOR VOTER ID LAWS, WHICH SHE

SAID SUPPRESSED TURNOUT, BUT THE

CLINTON CAMPAIGN'S DECISION TO

ASSUME WISCONSIN WAS IN THE WIN

COLUMN STILL SEEMS MYSTIFYING.

THAT'S IN PART, BECAUSE OF HOW

SHE'S FARED IN THE STATE IN THE

PAST.

WISCONSIN VOTERS HAVE NEVER

REALLY WARMED TO CLINTON.

IN 2008, SHE WAS CRUSHED BY

BARACK OBAMA IN THE STATE'S

PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, 58% TO

41%.

IN LAST YEAR'S APRIL PRIMARY,

BERNIE SANDERS BEAT CLINTON 57%

TO 43%.

CLINTON DID LEAD DONALD TRUMP IN

MARQUETTE LAW SCHOOL POLLING

THROUGHOUT THE FALL CAMPAIGN,

BUT SHE STILL HAD STRONG

NEGATIVES, ANOTHER RED FLAG.

STATE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

LEADERSHIP SAID THEY PRACTICALLY

BEGGED THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN TO

SEND THE CANDIDATE HERE, BUT

INSTEAD, THE CAMPAIGN SENT

SURROGATES -- CHELSEA CLINTON,

BILL CLINTON, TIM KAINE, BERNIE

SANDERS, AND CORY BOOKER.

SO WOULD MULTIPLE VISITS BY

CLINTON TO THE BADGER STATE HAVE

MADE A DIFFERENCE?

WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

BUT GIVEN HER HISTORY IN

WISCONSIN, AND THE GOP'S

EFFECTIVE GET-OUT-THE VOTE

OPERATION IN THIS STATE, THE

DECISION TO TAKE WISCONSIN FOR

GRANTED REMAINS CURIOUS, JUST AS

IT WAS SEVEN MONTHS AGO.

I'M MIKE GOUSHA.

THANKS FOR BEING WITH US.

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Race for StateDemocrat files paperwork to challenge House Speaker Paul Ryan - Duration: 6:19.

MIKE: WISCONSIN CONGRESSMAN AND

HOUSE SPEAKER PAUL RYAN HAS HIS

FIRST CHALLENGER OF 2018.

HIS NAME IS DAVID YANKOVICH.

HE'S A DEMOCRAT AND HE'LL B

TRYING TO UNSEAT RYAN IN THE

FIRST CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT.

LAST WEEK, HE ANNOUNCED HI

CANDIDACY ON TWITTER.

"ITS OFFICIAL," HE TWEETED.

"I HAVE FILED THE PAPERWORK AND

AM TAKING ON PAUL RYAN.

HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT HIM GONE?"

YANKOVICH IS FROM OHIO, BU

RECENTLY MOVED TO KENOSHA.

HIS WEBSITE DESCRIBES HIM AS A

REGULAR GUY, BUT ALSO AS A

NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED

PROGRESSIVE VOICE.

DAVID YANKOVICH JOINS ME NOW.

WELCOM

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU ON THE

PROGRAM.

MR. YANKOVICH: THANK YOU HAVING

ME.

MIKE: LET'S TALK LATER REASONS

FOR DOING THIS?

MR. YANKOVICH: MY MOTHER GOT

REALLY SICK, SHE HAD PNEUMONIA

AND COPD AND THEY BASICALLY TOLD

ME SHE WASN'T GOING TO MAKE IT

AN ON GOING THROUGH ALL THIS

STUFF WITH THE INSURANCE

COMPANIES, THE HORRIBLE

DECISIONS OF END-OF-LIFE CARE

THAT YOU GET TO.

I GOT REALLY LUCKY THAT SHE DID

MAKE IT THROUGH, SHE WAS ON

MEDICAID AND WAS ABLE TO GET THE

CARE, BUT I WAS THINKING HOW

DOES SOMEBODY DO THAT?

HOW YOU MAKE THE DECISION TO

TAKE PEOPLE HEALTH CARE WAY? --

AWAY?

IT SHOULDN'T HAVE THAT, I WOULD

HAVE NO CHOICE.

MY TO MAKE DECISIONS ON MY MOM'S

LIFE BASED ON WHETHER OR NOT I

COULD AFFORD TO KEEP HER ALIVE.

THAT WAS THE FINAL NAIL FOR ME.

I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I DECIDED ON CHALLENGING PAUL

RYAN FROM THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE

FOR IT.

MIKE: YOU ARE MOVING FROM OHIO

WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING TO

KENOSHA COUNTY FOR NOW.

ARE YOU GOING TO RUN INTO

PROBLEMS WERE FOR PEOPLE IN THE

DISTRICT TO SAY WHY WOULD WE

WANT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REALLY

HAVE A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE OF OUR

CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT

REPRESENTING US IN CONGRESS?

IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU?

MR. YANKOVICH: I THINK IT'S THE

REASON THAT I'M HERE TODAY.

I HAVE YEAR AND HALF TO EARN

IT.

TO MEET EVERYBODY I CAN TO GO TO

EVERY CITY I CAN.

PAUL RYAN IS NOT JUST A LOCAL

ISSUE, HE'S NOT JUST CD 1, HE'S

A NATIONAL FIGURE WHAT HE DOES

EFFECTS EVERYBODY THROUGHOUT THE

WHOLE COUNTRY.

SO FOR ME I HAVE TO TAKE THAT

CHALLENGE ON, TALK TO EVERYBODY

I CAN AND EARN IT.

, ITS GOING TO COME DOWN TO

EARNING THE TRUST.

MIKE: WHAT DO YOU ANTICIPATE?

MR. YANKOVICH: I'M ANTICIPATING

A COLOSSAL FIGHT.

HE'S GOING TO RAISE MONEY, I'M

GOING TO RAISE MONEY.

HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO COME BACK

AND DO TOWN HALLS ALL OF A

SUDDEN AND MEETING WITH

CONSTITUENTS.

IT'S GOING TO BE A BATTLE.

ANYTHING THAT I DO, THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL BE ABLE TO

COME IN AND HIT HARD AS WELL.

IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG FIGHT,

HE'S FORMIDABLE.

MIKE YOU MENTIONED HE IS GOING

TO RAISE MONEY, LITTLE DOUBT

ABOUT THAT.

HOW WILL YOU COMPETE

FINANCIALLY, ESPECIALLY SINCE

PEOPLE IN THE FIRST DISTRICT

WILL NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU

INITIALLY?

MR. YANKOVICH: NATIONAL MONEY IS

IMPORTANT, OF COURSE, BUT I'M

NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE COMPETE

WITH PAUL RYAN ON THE MONEY

LEVEL.

HE WILL RAISE ME TO HER THREE TO

ONE.

ANY TIME HE NEEDS MONEY, YOU CAN

PULL IN A DON FOR $1 MILLION

OR $3 MILLION OR HAVE A TOWN

HALL SOMEWHERE ELSE OR MEAN

ROUTES FOR $10,000 A PICTURE.

WE HAVE TO HAVE PEOPLE POWER, IT

HAS TO A NATIONAL THING AND ALSO

A LOCAL THING.

AFTER THE TRUST HEREBY ALSO

NATIONAL LEVEL, WE NEED PEOPLE

TO PULL IN SUPPORT AND VOLUNTEER

AND DO EVERYTHING WE POSSIBLY

CAN TO GET HIM OUT.

MIKE WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S

VULNERABLE?

DONALD TRUMP ONE THAT DISTRICT

PRETTY HANDILY AND PAUL RYAN GOT

65% OF THE VOTE.

WHY DO YOU THINK PAUL RYAN IS

VULNERABLE?

MR. YANKOVICH: THERE'S A

RESISTANCE THAT HAPPENING.

MIKE: YOU SAY YOU ARE PART OF

THAT.

MR. YANKOVICH: I WOULD SAY THAT

I AM.

SINCE DONALD TRUMP BECAME

PRESIDENT, ONE OF THE FIRST

THINGS I DID WAS TRY TO START

ORGANIZING PEOPLE.

THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD WE NEED

TO GET TOGETHER AND GETTING

CANDIDATES FROM UTAH,

CALIFORNIA, GEORGIA, ANYWHERE I

POSSIBLY COULD TO RUN.

REGULAR PEOPLE AND ALSO

ORGANIZING ON A NATIONAL LEVEL.

RYAN IS IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW.

YOU MAY NOT SEE THE NUMBERS I'M

SEEING, BUT WITH THE RESISTANCE

OF WHAT'S HAPPENING YOU'RE

SEEING THESE DISTRICTS LIKE IN

KANSAS, IS A 30 POINT DISTRICT

WERE 21 DISTRICT AND LOSING BY

COUPLE.

THEY ARE LOSING AND SOLID RED

AREAS RIGHT NOW BY 15% OF THE

PEOPLE I HAD JUST SIX MONTHS

AGO.

DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS HEALTH

CARE AGENDA AND PAUL RYAN WITH

WHAT THEY ARE DOING, IT'S NOT

POPULAR.

IT SHOULD BE A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT

THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO

HAVE CARE IN THIS COUNTRY AND

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THE AREA

WHERE SHE LOOKS DOWN ON OTHERS.

MY MOM FOUGHT HER WHOLE LIFE AND

NOW THEY ARE TRY TO TAKE HEALTH

CARE WITH HER.

SHE PAID INTO THE SYSTEM HER

WHOLE LIFE AND NOW SHE'S SICK

AND THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE IT

AWAY FROM HER.

MIKE: YOU ARE KNOWN IN

PROGRESSIVE CIRCLES, YOU BEEN

VERY ACTIVE WRITING BLOG POSTS

FOR HUFFINGTON POST, NOT SO MUCH

RECENTLY BUT FOR QUITE A WHILE

AND THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE

DON'T KNOW YOUR BACKGROUND.

TELL PEOPLE LITTLE ABOUT WHAT

YOU HAVE DONE AND WHY YOU THINK

THAT MAKES YOU QUALIFIED TO HOLD

THIS OFFICE?

MR. YANKOVICH: WE HAVE

REPUBLICANS RIGHT NOW WHO LIVE

RAVEN INDUSTRIES AND ARE

BILLIONAIRES AND THEY CAN DO

BASICALLY ANYTHING THEY WANT IN

LIFE.

I'M A REGULAR GUY, I'VE BEEN IN

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, I'VE BEEN

BANKING, AND IT WAS LIKE ACTUAL

STRUGGLE.

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE

FOOD STAMPS, I KNOW WHAT IT'S

LIKE TO SLEEP ON AIR MATTRESS, I

KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE

THINGS REALLY HARD.

I'M QUALIFIED FOR THIS OFFICE

BECAUSE A REPRESENTATIVE IS

SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT THEIR

CONSTITUENTS.

THERE'S WAS UNDERSTAND WHERE

THEY'RE COMING FROM, THEY ARE

SUPPOSED TO GO TOWN HALLS AND

TALK TO PEOPLE.

THE REASON WHY I'M QUALIFIED FOR

THIS IS BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT'S

LIKE TO HAVE IT HARD.

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A

PRETTY DECENT AS WELL.

THAT'S MY QUALIFICATION.

MR. YANKOVICH: -- MIKE: DAVID

YANKOVICH IS A CHALLENGER FOR

PAUL RYAN.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY OFFERED

THIS RESPONSE TO YANKOVICH'S

CANDIDACY.

"WISCONSIN DEMOCRATS HAVE SUCH A

DECIMATED BENCH AND ARE IN SUCH

A STATE OF DISARRAY THAT THEY

NEED TO IMPORT CANDIDATES FROM

OUTSIDE THE STATE'S BORDERS."

IT GOES ON TO SAY, "WHILE THEY

TALK A BIG GAME, IT'S CLEAR THAT

WISCONSIN DEMOCRATS AREN'T 'MADE

IN WISCONSIN' AND DON'T HAVE A

AGENDA FOR HARD-WORKING

WISCONSIN FAMILIES."

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PLUS SIZE BOUDOIR | A Body Positive Guide | Musingsofafox - Duration: 15:34.

Bonjour tout le monde and welcome back to Musings of a Fox! This week's video is

tackling plus-size boudoir. I hope serves as a sort of guide for those

who are interested in boudoir photography but feel for some reason

that maybe boudoir isn't right for them or they don't have the body type for

boudoir or all sorts of different hang-ups they might have. I'm here to

tell you that you absolutely are meant for boudoir.

One of my wedding day presents to my now husband Joel was a book I had made of

a boudoir shoot done for me by my maid of honor

Victoria HungerHurst of Dungee media on my wedding day or more like the night

before all my bridesmaids really wanted to check it out because most of them had

only really heard of boudoir copy but hadn't really seen what it looks like I

don't say an on model and and talking with one of my closest friends I realize

it might be helpful if I talk about my experiences with boudoir but in the form

of a guide at least it's like come on boys serve as a useful guide for you

when deciding is boudoir photography is right for you hint it it is my first tip

for anyone who's considering boudoir photography is you have to define sexy

for yourself I think a lot of people hear the term boudoir photography and

things that they need to be as scantily clad as possible as dumb as possible and

in certain specific closes that evoke maybe an old Hollywood film style but

the true definition of boudoir comes from an old French word for a private

room so how do you address boudoir exactly if you feel comfortable in a

private room of your own whatever that means to you because this was intended

as a gift for my been Beyonce now husband I decided that I wanted to use

input on the shoot he knew it was happening it we had planned to do the

shoot while on our Co bachelor/bachelorette getaway so you

kind of have to tell the guys you're going with that they need to be locked

in a room for an hour to two hours while you and your maid of honor run around a

rented cabin half-naked taking photos okay anyway so I know that Joel is not

an over-the-top really creepy lingerie type so I said to hand here hand in my

laptop and I gave him to lingerie anyone calm lingerie because I actually we

ended up ordering from torrid so and I'm the laptop and said okay you pick what

you want to see we have open honest communication I wasn't scared of what

you pick plus that way or control what we both felt comfortable showing and not

on camera the most important thing about bridge bar is that it's personal a house

would mean something to you and the version you may intend to give these

photos to so maybe that means fancy underwear

it means no underwear maybe it means fully clothed boudoir is about

sensuality not about blatant erotic sexy you know sweaty person and in a hyper

sexualized setting spot sensuality and that means something different to

everyone so whatever you feel conveyed your sexuality and your sensuality is

exactly what the boudoir shoot should look like

disclaimer know we're in this guide will you find tips on how to diet and

exercise for a boudoir shoot I'm telling you right now that your body is a

hundred percent boudoir ready as it is right this second now you just need the

right photographer to capture you one of my most important tips that I'm really

diehard on is find a photographer with plus-size clients in their portfolio it

is possible that your preferred photographer does not have any plus-size

boudoir clients in their portfolio this is not uncommon demands on who is reach

out to run or what their previous clients have said they can and cannot

share online or on social media about their shoot but if the photographer has

beautiful plus-size clients proudly on display you can be sure that they know

the intricacies of shooting a plus-size body here's a rough reality when

researching professional photographer all body types photograph differently

now I am not about to get into discussion of what I feel is really

loaded controversial words flattering if your photographer is used to working

with short to average height client the same angles are not going to work on a

taller client if they try to use the same angles it's going to end up looking

like a Godzilla inspired shoot the same guideline applies to different body

types now again my photographer was my maid of honor and she was also one of

the photographer's on my very first engagement shoot my very first I mean by

the time I got married I had about three engagement you so I had full confidence

that she would photograph me with sensitivity respect and honesty the

photos from the shoot are 100% my body there is not one month or

one roll that has been photoshopped trust me

while mass media may not find all these photos to be flattering there my body

which I wholeheartedly loved and so does the person who these photographs were

intended for buying a photographer with plus-sized clients in their portfolio is

important across all types of photography when my husband and I were

looking for our wedding photographer because Victoria was serving as our maid

of honor her second shooter is my bride space pretty much I hired all my

favorite photographers to be in my wedding party so I couldn't hire them

because that was good planning but luckily we found our wedding

photographer now when I was looking through her galleries I didn't quite see

people with similar or larger body types to mine but I wasn't worried because the

way she captured her subjects just emitted light and love and exactly the

emotions you hope to capture on such an important day one of the first issues

you ran into is that our photographer is much shorter than my husband's 511 and

my 5/8 plus the 4-inch heels I decided would be a great idea to wear during our

engagement shoot and she was typically used to shooting from a lower angle a

lower angle on plus-sized bodies let's just say unfortunately the end result is

our first engagement shoot was not what we wanted luckily for Jill and I our

wedding photographer is an incredible person and we were able to have an open

and honest discussion about the shoot and we both agreed that we had some

research to do her on angles and me on posing she also graciously and

generously offered to do a reshoot and the results were absolutely magical and

the photos from our wedding even more so but this is a very special

situation we have time on our side we have time for learning experiences and

to do the research when you're doing a one-off shoot like boudoir you only get

the one shot and you both have to be on the same page so you can go in feeling

confident that your photographer knows how to best convey the view

your body type then you're already far ahead in the game my first suggestion

practice if you're trying hair and makeup as outside your normal routine

don't be afraid to practice unless your day job is underwear or bathing suit

model this shirt is going to be awkward it's going to feel awkward posing in

your skivvies and owning your sexuality for possibly the first time on camera if

possible practice your hair and makeup as many times it takes it to get to feel

normal and take a bunch of selfies learn your angles for yourself learn how you

feel you pose best like me if you are doing falsies for maybe the fifth time

in your life outside a musical theater learn how to bat those falsies without

gluing your eyes shut even working in new hair cell can be cumbersome when

you're trying to do sensual or artistic poses if you're not used to having

voluminous curls and you're used to having your hair up in a bun you're

going to have different head movements and those are good to practice I have a

penchant when curling my hair to look like the Beast and his makeover scene

before the big dance scene with Belle so I made sure that the day of the shoot I

had practice having loose wavy hand combed pearls rather than fresh type

ringlets I decided to do my own makeup for the shoot was getting plenty of time

before our trip to practice that perfect level of dewy skin

what ironer was going to not sweat off what would she look natural but not like

I forgot to put anything on if you're serious about the makeup that I work for

my boudoir shoot next week's video will actually be my first ever negative

tutorial on this channel doing that makeup for you make sure you hit the

subscribe button so you don't miss it I'm not going to make sure you're as

comfortable as possible during your shoot is to meet your photographer

before the big day try to meet them for coffee and get to know their personality

again I know my photographer was my maid of

honor and one of my best friends so it still don't make it not awkward to be in

my underwear especially during some of the more sexy

both it but you know what helps cut the awkward

music music that makes you feel good the music you can't help but start shaking

it - that is perfect for a photo shoot whatever makes you comfortable and

forget that the camera / anyway also music is a great inspiration when you

feel like you're stuck in the same coated Co shots are great in boudoir but

if you got good music going you're going to get the most beautiful candid that

you wouldn't expect photos of you laughing or is if you just feel in the

moment but without something to cut the tension might come off more stiff the

other burger music no one can hear it in the photos so black betim seeing the

battery boys of Spice Girls whatever gets you shakin it my last suggestion on

comfort is you might go into this thinking you know exactly what you want

to wear thinking that it is a day comes you'll be ready to throw up the robe and

stand there in your bronze penny may be that might not be actually how you end

up feeling it's always good to pack a plan B maybe it's a robe maybe it's a

sheer wrap anything that lets you start to take off the layers at your own pace

don't rush yourself you need the time to feel comfortable in your own skin and

plus this adds a beautiful element the Rifa tog refer will know how to take

your shyness and turn you into the most irresistible cook pet all right so my

fourth tip is do your research and know what you want

while the main goal of this shoot was to have an incredible one-of-a-kind gift

for my husband on our wedding day not every shot was meant to be scintillating

I also wanted photos that captured for me how excited I was to become a wife I

wanted some photos that I could post publicly to advocate people to realize

how beautiful they are and treat themselves digital luxurious kind of

shoot for your demanding attention for yourself and saying I'm beautiful look

at me and maybe your words a little bit of

worship because I was focused on true the shoot was for I feel my excitement

and my confidence radiates in every photo I

owned it I was in there let any second slip feeling like I wasn't worthy of the

attention I was getting and now I have these amazing intimate shots meant to

the most exclusive of eyes but also some incredible photos that can post

advocating for self love and body positivity I also discussed with my

photographer what she had in mind for the shoot knowing to do the adventure I

knew that she was going to want to blend the beauty of the human body and the

beauty of nature and since we had rented a fairly remote cabin we took some shots

outside thankfully we never had to see those neighbors again fYI pebbles hurt

your touch but they make some killer shots don't forget you ultimately

control what the shoot looks like your photographer is just there to capture

the ride this leads me to my final and most important guidelines set rule from

what you're wearing or not wearing the positive you do and don't want and also

what you're comfortable lanes of joggers post after the shoot these rules will

help you feel like you're in control in the most vulnerable circumstances the

thing is your shoot is going to be incredible and if you're a photographer

social media savvy they're going to want to show you off so it's a good idea to

discuss the forehead what your rules are for posting the photos after this is

necessary to make sure it's in the contract I said a rule with Victoria to

not post any full body shots but that close-up and chest up shots and certain

shots that we had agreed on that technically our full body shot but are

actually close up chest up here I'll put that one here these kind of shots I feel

are more art and beauty than downright eroticism alright I said many times this

shoot was a gift sure my husband and therefore I want the most intimate shots

kept for his eyes only even in making this video and the blog I took into

consideration his feelings on what he was comfortable

Green to the Internet but I made sure to tell her that if she gets a plus-sized

client who isn't feeling confident in films he doesn't think that it's right

for them she is more than welcome to privately share those photos with them

so they can see that everybody is beautiful and everyone can do boudoir I

also want to make sure they see the care and compassion but she puts into her

work the most important died rule that I can leave you with is this shoot is what

you want it to be all these ostriches of youth aren't subjective they means

different things to different people so whatever beautiful sensual sexy means

to you boundary you should make this shoes not what anyone or Instagram or

Pinterest tells you what boudoir is this is your moment and what you want to

express between you and a possible partner but all these versions of

confidence Beauty sensuality are worthy of being documented on that note thank

you for joining me for this body-positive

plus-sized due to our guide I hope you guys enjoyed this make sure if you

haven't already check out last week's video on being plus-sized in Paris do

you guys have any questions about being half naked in the woods plus-sized

boudoir photography the names of all my photographers save me a comment down

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